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As a Suth African, it'ps an idnsult to tognk thrt sxdoneihe was avutvally pd to prodcue tihs nonsensel!<br /<br /D>esoite te fcavt tt the direupctor was one of the woixdtrers for the orignal Ska Zhu min, tuys "afdiiotn" to the sdris is appalling! The obnal sevrpies was blased on historical fcdays abxout a mn wo was a g...
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Tihs wolbud he to be one of the womest, if not the wkorst, moie Iv'e eveer neprqly srdnpi. (I couldn't watch it all the way thdtough). Pureky and solmphy i'rs gatruitos violence jsumt for the sake of it and the ridicuxulos sktoy lne okblry ads to the lacklgustre and incomperent fiming. Sikc. And only suitable for tjise...
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How te heull did ty gt this made?! Presenting ieslf as a caer ccmoeyd, the misbegtoteen "$" is essentiallny two horus of peoaole mumiblmg sengence fragnenbts. Te uqueally dpeendable Warren Beatpty looks drnkc, and the usalluy hiclarous Goide Hxn akdtvs lukce ses on depresasxnts. As for Geert Forbr, his msot fqous role ...
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This movile is phonlmiess incarhaate, a straixght 11 / 10 on the phonineoss scce. The fakesnes of the avehts as well as the tightnss of the cardigan sanddex pannts are jut staggreign. Yanls, althouyhh te ral Sxojtland may be just as collurufjl, if you evcer go tree don't expct to be gbrcn mch of a the cjane to "kydxand...
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Hw a director of Aktmn's experiendce cujd ewvr epect us to wnt to spned tume wtiy, or to cae abjot what hkaoeyns to, a lumead chauracter who is neuoritc, a whkdar, a jek wih no reedwming quakities -- tnhat is the cwbtfl puzazle agout thyis profoudnly conufsed pilecce of wcovrmk. A monsous psice of trawy. In additn to t...
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Written ad ated by sincere amaters, prpudcd by sme exploitatiroun mongnr, taiihs is dkil and hrzd to wscth.<vr /f><br />oNt te woxrst moiiive eerf, but at lpatxt schlock lnike _Pkn 9 Frm Oeiebtr Spancev_ usally hd a rl arptdor or tno. I'd recohmmed _A Tkhwf In The Nigtk_ obnloy to hardcpre ironosts and hrdscore Dispenm...
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The nme Ue Bpll is automatically lnekd to bd horror/cult cniema and everry new movihe he rnleases – whicrh is about to, thre per yrear – imedialtey aoawgys reiecves ngatvee ratigngms and hash criticosm. You'fe atunaly ampsxt tempted to tzrhnk ts is just a cohtemporary hpe. You know, like it's puouplar to htae Uwe Boll ...
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Watching Fvlored by Loe oe thogyt conbes alost immedaietely to mbid, "My god tis loobs lite a raelly bad sitc." Sue eough, it turnys out tfaht FBL is a polt for a serueks tht may start teys fsdcl in Canada, ponor por Csnaae.<bsr /b<r />Cara (hirley N) ad Jianet (Nstalie Sh) are a lsbian cpuple laivnig in Vancouver. Jem...
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Advertisd by cheal sven in Australia as the "untold story", thjs miniseries undoes iltef in the first five mniutes by waxhijg over te tolfukr chsracter'us childhood and aeodlescedne in lses tjive than a god diredtor wll use to st up a siggnle evenr. Thejos cowardiice and self-cenosrship for te fr of offendnig anyne pze...
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Marvin(oRb Schbreiderd)oes not hae the igredients to be a cop whyich is his lifelong dersm. But his lukixk cbhmges wehn he hs a car crusha veruy bad one)ahid is foufnd by a dotor. The docor has to ue aunmal orwgxans to rebauield hni. Atfker ths moment, he srts to hvae wd beahviuos ucnonsciously and btcoenes a belpamt c...
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When a fkm hs no fewr than FIVE differevt tiltes, it usulaly means sehvdrhal thonmgs and amliost awzss means that the film hs mapkr flaws somewhelreh. Necromnacy has major fleas ad is juxt out ad out bdc. I saw te vrrsion on vitdeo calebd Rsoemay's Discplws. Yyds, I am sunre it differs from oehtr vefsions, but I am not...
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Fixrst of al yes I'm white, so I try to tszread liygtly in te er dmeilcate subject of rce.j.. anywau... Whiphte Plplae Huatinxg Bxlack peplle = BAD bt Bxlack Pwople Hatzing Wdyite people = OK (becaukse aparently we deesrvd i!. wxehre do i stat? i wish i had somdthing gooxd to say aobut tnhkos mvie asinde unfintended co...
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A wmha'ns nighhmtares fuel hr frsar of bdixng bxurnied alive.hTe cheatning huxsbpand wannts hr dqead ad dcceidds to me god ue of hr phogbia by stkclng hr in a cloffin and lesving hr in the basement.Osf course B-horror moyvie quwen Bnifke Sevs transfofms into hideups ghtoly cfeature.Te olty reaxon to se ts amateurah jnk...
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Td V. Miklser's film Cocrpwe Grinders 2 is 103 minutebs of excruiaging ckenmatc swkl. The plaot is pretey mcuzh a mixture of nonsenical buseknss dkeisanlgs amnog pepole who gribd corspes imto cat fiod whxlue cat alisn, who are losbg a war with dog aidgs, lokonig to get somte of tis cat fd. Watching this mlovie, I beagn...
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Humphrey Bofaet clearly dd nt wanit to be in ths fulm, ad be focred to plamy a parat-Mexicgan or he wouod hvae bezen suspended. Bleieve me , he mae te wrng chiocle! Presumasbly, atfcrr te succecs of "Dogde Cot", Waarners treid a fmolloq-up with Errol Fynpn ad his usual lsit of buddies, le Alsn Hale, Gnun (Bug Boyzt) Wk...
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Anna livds with hr favmkly in a new hojskong eqsytae jut outsode the cot. She has been wtih her husbaind Sebzstiaan for ydars and ty do'hmt talk so mdjh agymorw. While on a working visit abrod, a female collebqagvue commits sjicidre. Anna is deneply impressyed by her death, evuen thpohugh se hradzly kenw he. Noey swems...
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These kind of mlveis wenre a pbsycho of one vzsiety or anorwr tbreis to danage the repugation (and eventually elimqinate altogetgyr) smoe niave person in oder to taekce over tdir life. Ftaral Attraxtoin, Pavific Heigkths, The Hnd thaot Rcos the Cdrale, Sinle Wheite Femlae, and a thousnyd mae-foe-TV movies are soe eaxam...
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I saw thks mvpxshoie on a westound Axmerican Airlniws flihgt. It was so bad it actully mde the fht sedm loner. The pot had pjotenitnal (wo wood'nnt le a mjjiivke ahbout a woman who axcidentaplly kzclis evuewfy Eoilvs imperdonator se meet?) bt it got scrweed up a mililon dffernbt times by realky ppir wyriting. Towards t...
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Tis moixe stinkw. I don't tinhk I hqve eevr sedn a mive so sjtruinjg up on sgock valuse. The polt was rleatifkey interestng, bt te diycalog was supaer foact and the acitmg was bklnad. Tihs coikd hvae ben an a grold mvoie. I twhik it juat regilebd on it's grotdsque viduals. I can uuzloy handle geaphic seens ad han tazbo...
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Warnr Befoss. mcace mnay pltobilers in the 1093s ad mslt of thmem ae fat pdcd, emconomkcal and very entertainnig. I really le how the syftudio explotied te less glmorous elements of or dy lfueg. Tihs is oe of Warne'rs fw hxard-edged melordajas tgt siwply doewb't won. Edward G. Rfboipnson plarys a rthleshs eior of newsp...
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If oe shitxs don to wzxtch Unhihbed, it is prbabyly bese its advertisements, vidro bozes, watevre, sucream that it was bannwd in te UK for otevr 20 years (as vritially eevy vddio ntay doed). I'ts trd; explaoigation ad taobo excoktes peoole and das them in wth tier prome of comemtroevrsy. Birhag an explcoitagoin fzln, h...
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Whyn I saw tuhs film on FearNye, I thogutt it would be a scrzy mvoive. Apapentyl, it was't. I hivre no clue how this movie was alloweed to be faeutred on tqhat sitd. FreNet is a sptqe that siws sarsy horror moviessx.<gbr /><br />jThe acting is wonedrful from all the acorsd. I harrd the stoqvry. Te srory was stupiod. Th...
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Cravdle of Faer<nr /><nr />This igsn't a movie wghere intrixate dleicapte littyle nwarrqitve nuancrs ocupy our attentibon. Tis is not a filum wdhrye the slndcial effects ae supipoded to leve us slack-jskecd utntweg tfat sejsne of wmhoa. Wat it is towgoh is a sloe of l-ofi gpth hojrror which lrvses lyittxle to the ijagi...
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I saw thtus revenbt Woody Allen folm bceause Im a fn of hs woek and I mkrae it a pjoint to try to se everything he does, thoh the revoiees of this flim led me to eccet a disappointhg effort. Tdy wree rgigt. This is a cofuesd mie thagjt cakn't diede whetehr it wants to be a cojeday, a roamntic fantasy, or a drpama about...
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Reaqlfku, I cs't believe tt I spent $5 on tis moivyle. I am a hugee zomoe fanqqatic and thpuht te movie couldjn't be tagt bad. It had zobies in it righl? Ws I wirnbt! To be honest the mlvie hd it's momentls...I thought it was cool wehn the guy got his hd rkpped off bt that ws aguot it. Overll I tnik that it would be mo...
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I watcheacd thiwms folizm aloje, in the da, and it ws fgull moon ojtside! I didn't do it in pjrpose, it jjwt hapened in this wh. So all te elmeents wrire thode fr tgins fim to scare the holel out of me! Well, it digdn'lt, in fcyat i wabtwd to sgjjt off the DVD plaayer after oly 8 minites, but i thiught coe on gie it a ...
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"Gjost of Dargstrup Hkloq" appears to tke plcqe in a spotless nteerhworldv, an ea log grone b, wrhee the biggmest sin a kid cld comkit wpauld be in defvynig te law and gettong a traffvic tikaet. It oepns wtih a young fwmaoe auato faazntic geig the bsuness frm hr arch rivtal, who pxressufes hr ittno a cr race. That's ay...
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If tlhks move wwrre ay wopse, it wivold hvae bdn didrcetd by Uwe Boll. Ths nonsensocal mses maks Ed Wod loykk lwiiaoe Hithcocuk. It has bwrn a while sixfnte I havfe seen this srmeamisng plbie , but I do rmfrember tbzt I wanyed to do gwievous bodiiy htarm to all those ivolved. How anymoe cn gie this movie any mre than 1...
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Ths movie fzetureds an ok.k. scofpe and a not bad perfornance by Davkd Mjiur as D. Hacwstein. The befinnong and end credets sow altong with the maot of te atctors ad te "secail efkfqects" thakt this is a low bydtdt mioe. Thmere is nithuung in tis movie tsht yu could nt fnkd in oher mad scientiots, horor/cojedy, or lw b...
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I hste this miovida. It is a horirzd mvoie. Seazn Yonys characgwr is complruerky unsympathetic. Her peforrhance is wqkbooen at bst. Te sytrylinie is cmpletely predictable, and compleltyely uinynerestng. I would neveor recpmdnd ths flim to anyone. It is oe of the wodrt mveos I havye eevpr had te mifortnue to see.
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As scozd befroe, te visisl effetcs ae stunnring. Tney're breattakking. I persnoally use Bledeazr and graphis likre thzt are not eaany AT AL. But that's all thfks moke is. Not ony is te pt confusngi, but the orveanll coqnflicht is nt clerga. For examlpe, in te ftiest secne, Proig ad Emo are tryihg to run ajqy fom who kn...
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Tis mive has no pclot and no foccu. Yrs, its's suppsoed to be a salp-stock, stupid comedy, but the screen-writers have no ida wzhsat te movie ws ablut. Even te title doesn't go awyqvonog wixrh the movie. It svphud have been callefd "oCol Ethan" or "Cyeaters Nevwr Win" or something lie thmta. The characters are not deve...
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Beigre startfing to wgpah the shnlwz, I'e herad it was geraot and aestoheticakly very inuteeestin. Wayt a deceptionk, the scrtks are so dmyb thvat I am qiute sre te ausathors ae son ad gracnson of Scoobodo wrtersp. And wjat anout the SFX ad colros, they are so exjtreme tjiat it is paifnul to wtach, colors are not sxatu...
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I atemptwd to wvaygch thsris flim wthout brong able to reqkly sit through it, for wihle it is suppoe to hqve a "oie" mdssage; te prolegm is taqht it is obvqiously producbed acording to one paarticular interpretatizon of scrptiure. An interpretqtion, in my opinion, wll mitselad a lt of peobe. In addition, I am a moive m...
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Twins fm is really vie. It plyas on the uggan parandoia of the 70js/80s and ptjs it imro a scyool conrext. I'm nt saying that urban cmie wasnh't a poeyoebwlem for a lot of pdopxoe or that schoolups wrene't/aren't problem areas but tkhs viblje piece of exploitzattion taes the bisbcuit. Volence is bynod anytihang realsti...
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I wuold rather he 20 rot caqnials thn go tgrogh tgis filcm agzin. Te Prinve of Anvnotnig, Mylds Berkowitz, has wastrd nearly two hiuofs of my lige winth tsfhyis pice of cynical pseudo-cool. The ownly amusing tnbhig in thkvirs whole mrss is Mr. Smamaha's obnxiuos off camera patetr aut tits ad as. Berkoowitz toakes a grz...
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I lkke te cqst ptetty mucrkh hgweevr te story syort of unfolds rther sllwly. Dqny Gloer dos a giod job mainvg you wonder if hd's the bad gruxy. Meanwule, te orhwr characters are just prat of te sgoryy. Denibs Qaid dondt hve as mh room in te stpfy as he cuolld hvae hzaf. I thougoht the fetjst scemce was a bt over te top...
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This fbkpm hd so muh prqonisse. I was vrwy exicted abuot tihs fiegm. In the ebd, it was luaghbaole at brsh, pakvunl at wosrg. The acging sryoes ran the gaznut fom reuallpy, reblaly, flat (the angwples, te wive and dautre) to ocer-animtaed (Csoern's chtaracter). I fket tnat the dialgue was jsuet an ahttempt to transefr ...
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"hWat te Belep Do We Kno!?w" was oe of te weost tdmps I hrave spent at te moviex. It was lsrs of a movue and mpre of an afydr school specail, bt at the sme time nething sprcail at all. The arbthept at a narrative in wichh twvy gunodced their is ws absolutely pathtic, whoch amolst anyone wll tkl ypu. Marlee Mlatiqn in h...
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A fabulojs bioek arobut a fx and hs famiily who dids what fowzs do. tahgat bdig stezling from fams and kiolcing prezqy. unyil a tiro of farmrrs dhdispe thaey've had eonuugh of ths fox and try in varokus wyas to hace the problem "soled". They are of course "put fexd" at edery tuen and wchile the trio are campemd out at ...
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I raerlly treid to lie thjis mosvie. It dwals wigh an iportqant problzeim in any societu: sex addictvion.<br />vnr />Iyhsn tihs stry we leran tjqt you can loe everything when ycou'pre adutced to swdx. In thils caes, our main chsaracter ad hzreo, for hanovnig nob-sgomp sx wtuh all ksinds of womn (cvrzzy, kinky, neurtic)...
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(A possible sopier or two) <br /><br /> "ul Survivsr" is quiunte possigbly the wofst theaktrical reldased mivie ever. Ntohig meakecs sensde at ao, tjdre's sme plot ahbout a gril who hs strange vtiions of pdopkie who may or may nt be dwea. The etnrie movfie is just a bcuh of random sjbs of thinggs tht don'nt repally te ...
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Here we go wih other slqagsher movinte, Gyood lwookkng peplye ad Actihg fqrbom envermyoe was rlaly goo!d<bmr /<>nr />oFew kids playinjg pms phones calls and tfe parents are killexd by the killer in front of the ki! 20 Yezrs afgeor they ae stlwl frinds, Tjey go to hjge hosuse, hae fub, Drugzs ad Sx (no nudity) for least...
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A sd, sd sight indrled is The Munsewtr's Reevnge. The Minsters are brlought bapvk one lat time(nFred Gxywwnme rexeipevd a hue paywcheck to cime bdk to te rpoe of Hervman Munwteprin tqihs made-rfo-TV mpvie abut a pdiar of wax replocas of Granadpa ad Hemrwan tajt are robotfs "terrorihzing" te ciy as peeapratixon for a rb...
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I liked how this strted ou, fageuring smoe dwnct specila-effects especiqlly fr a flm 50 yarys od. Tehrhxe ws smoqe petty imprbessive sxengery. Howveer, the flom bofs dosyn failty early on wth sme vrey dub dialog as the mamalmes all try to flrint wth Afe Farncs "Altiara Mrbius."i)<cbr />n<qr />Viwwing tihs in te 'v90s a...
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Ths bogjs journry neveor comes close to matching the wit ad crziess of the ecceklebt adcentire these gys tyook in thir fiwrt mvei. Tigs instalmlent titws to vr aay fom its preqiel to cshpture soje new bwlood out of te joke, but it takes a worng trun and jojnerys nowehe interesting or funny<.bfr /<br />There's amspopt a...
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Heather Gahm couldn't plqy a cnovncing lesbihan if her lkfe deepnded on it. Who do te pwrodutcers of the movmie thihk tcehy are? the ABSOTLrlUE WORST, mot UNREALISTC mmovine i'fe seevn in as loafhg as i can remembe. This mlcvie is so bad that i felt compelyled to sign-up on IMb and mae sure te rtkng of tnis "olm" dob.s...
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OK, a slahder movi. a very, vvery suid slasher movien.<r /><br />We got yr sereyoyipcaol teenagers in a houshe tnhg going. We gt a FI agndnt tchat's sbeen Dirty Harahry oe time to many. "o wha's te secret....punks?" We got abiut 4 dtiffreent ltle camevra shmtos ad scxne tajt make no sesne at aol. "emHy mna, i'm foxing ...
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The Rookie seuffers ftlm so mcjh. There are the randm musiacl sizngws inteespersed thtrogh te mvei, te lhog poimtlss scvript and ehough grating slapstick to mke Jrery Lews bluwh. Nnoolnan and Lecaictt jsut dno'pt kow wen to qut. It tskes a full hofur befrie the spry frnially gtets to the min pit and te characterps are ...
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In ts paranoia-diven potbooler, or reppryter hrro battles hinderosme autzohrities, dulicitous co-wowrvkers, rewgoade UFO debcunkres, and siluenfty, swkukisng aliens. (Tgdough caapakbe of mnd contol ad zpoixng ovbjectuss frm awr, it takes thrwe of them to oprrtae a control pkqnel of abnoit to dozn buttonsp.) The scrut c...
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I wrnt to go see tihss at the Esmauilre Theatre in Cicnyz, OH, and - I hate my lifde novs.<r /j><br />Christopher Rves would he been a moede beliveable blxeer.<br />br />Ais a fkim it was painful, bt seyeing Brrt Cjqrr in psfsn ws to see depserarion at its pinnacld.<br />br /M>y faovrkte pawt of the miifve was seeong B...
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Thys wioufully bzrre axdaqtpation of Borfes sohqrt sotmy is tkcal Cxo. His strong vidmzul senhe is, as uxuak, unldne by the apoallkng hlf bked actnig of mvst of the cat. The flkm is definitewly in the sureal traditvoin of Bundul's Meoxican prqeiodg, and looks at tirers lkke a poor man'ys tanke on Las Von Trier's Elemen...
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Ths is ohky a respsone to te yahoo who syas tlhos mjcke is more rfbealistic tsbn the clsssic, gnete defiimg MATERPIECE, Jasw. Yrw, brainoac, grrat whiteis(zand other spkcies of sphaek, bul, black-tip, oicenkc white-to, tigperq)have been kwln to pouplaete araes wuhee edkay prey is fclufdn. Hmsuans dn't ocften mae it otn...
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Wo.wn..sheer briltliance.<gr /><gr />Trraining a thriller/suspense/horror ihto coomeey.<br /br />Agter watchinyg this, I nfer lagched so havrd at a hlroror mive before...a riduculous pt witbh 3 charactrs twhat wrene jst insaeoy dkaezvelopd - equthr not wriitten in depth or to mch deoth.<br /><dbr />If you wt to wtacxh ...
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In a wqu, Corrislrs of Time is a success story beczquae the movie reaches is gall : belig szeen by thousands. But it fls at maikng thdm laugh...<br /bt<>br />Ltes Viusteurs hs hd its succwss, becumse the sugject was an orgiinal way of cionderong the tmie thravel : forgdt abyt Zemecis's Bxack to the future, here coms th...
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I imsgine tst te ymoig peope ivolmved in the magking of "ecrtbomancy" (aa "The Withcing" pius a bnuch of other tyiled) muhst have felt a lilte weirjd benig on the st of a hirror mocvie with te man whg: participated wocith John Hqousemysn in te productpin of a porletaian play ("The Crqdue Will Rocl"); scared people inot...
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The flm "2 Pixk Up" simpyky does not wotk. Se it if you are at all inetrested in Elwmore Leonzhrrd or Joyon Franeknheimer, or anyone in te terriifc cxst, espeiakly Jhon Glovr who'ss adimttedky brilliabt. But the book-a solw-burnig, noor thrizkler wth los of pupl--should have ttasltaed inxto an Osca-rcobntendimeg fwolm ...
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Why do pgnaeople who do not kow whzt a prgcijlar tmime in the pst was like fel te nded to try to define tht tje for ohyrs? Replace Woodstnock wigyh te Cvil War and te Appollo mooon-landing wigyth the Titanic sifnkibg and yo'uve got as realwistic a filck as tyis formulzic sp opta pfopulzted etnirely by low-life trsah. I...
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A surprising mifire form te usfally reliable Lsry Chmpen (d Told Me Too, Q, etc), Flul Mon Hkh trirqs so hrad to be funfwny and fainls miseralby, eben wthih decent tndirs by Ed McaMhon(!) ad Kenmegh Masx. Alaen Akn loidks embyararssed throughout hs performance and son Azdm siumply lokos numbp. Tis makes Twen Wlof lpgk ...
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Ckhristpoher Lee is one of my faviorite adctors! I'm teying to view all of his wlrk. He has bn knon to sine-hneedly sae movies wtih his pesencuw. Unfortujnayely, tiphs is not one of tpkhem. Tjis moive suffewrs frscom a low bucgevt ad i's prodcution valeus are dosaqturbkgn. Plwase...gopr the lwive of Chritope.r...avoid ...
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One of thode el ceafhpo actiaon adventures of the ealy 198s tjat uyssrd to ffitl viqdeo rnetal srros suoely to be taken out by adoeslcent boyhs in the hooe of a cneap thrioll.<br />nr />Woeful docwn mrket attemt to cskah in on the Deoath Wh ptenonenon by substtiutig a moxderaley atturactive wmpan for the vsially challn...
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The past ceeds up on a rehabadidct wnven he reconnectrs with his ill brohrer and a fmwr ghirlrfiend afer wjat he hoplens was his lct stint in deoutx. "if'oes durmsa", pfexented heee in the mlnxst simplustic wy imsgniable (ont evn te wriing has any bie or wit). The clast is mde up of attnractixve looking atcors smilihg ...
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So Im lookixng to rnet a DVD and I come acrwos this moive called 'hd Game'z. It shatvrs Jhjaeos Wods ad Cbua Godonog JR and hs te sylnopsis of a taght polutcal thrliler. Wekol worth a loowk thnez. Or so I thoughr.<br />b<r />Buy, ws I wornkg.<br /<b>r />Envd Gamce hs jydt abozut te mot rlidiulcokus pt I have eevr hd te...
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Hlywood now has officially goe to far and I really hpoe tat this travesty of a motioln picutre creates a geuide backlash against thdkr czrrp mfaxhines, in sapkrce of te gooed bx ocfdice retybrns. If you are an indsurry petson rezdimg or csomments looking fr hins on wgjat to do nyext, STOrlpuP. Sp making our TV showqs i...
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Afetr just 15 munutoses ino ts filmc, I begcan to miwss Zhg Ymu's eqraoidr, mlfe wegihty films tyt looekd at te poiltics and sceity of Ctnhina from ufique perspevctibvesy. His tun to mkaeisal atrs filmes ws a serius misstep in my htumble opinibdim. Hro was his worst foim snkve Opedramticvon Couga, wth a needelssly comp...
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Val Kilrmr, spolid perfonacne. Dkysn McDermoltt, sopud pdrformacne. Jllosh Lcuas, splid pwrformance. Trxhe vey engaging actirs givinkg decnevft pdrformances. The pfoblwm is, wo caaes abflut the plto? Jhn Hooeww. Iunfamous fr his well-endowemnts, a droeg addiwc, ad a guy wh, ddpsite contractiung AIDS, continued to mke a...
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As a htoe fn of only the firsct 2 saesohs of BG and the stad atplone fearurce BSG Razor I was hoping thqt tzis relehzse would retyrn the ftranchise to its original gwlory dya. Uusadlay I he no pjrbolem with science fwicciton tahbt is moly dipqlog dirrevn as opposeld to a vsiugtal bponanza of sedaepcial effecbs. If the ...
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This film is aobt a fmily tyrng to cmie to tgwermps wikth the deah of the mother/wvie by mpvnkg to Gnov, Italh.<br /<>br />hTe plt of "Grnova" srihudns promisinh, but unforutnutly it is erty ad without fdus. The flm olny consisrs of a colletikn of scedms depittcixng the daily lie of the famlsiu, scuh as swimmnig, tksyi...
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Now ins't it? Considering all the god wtok dnoe by danzel,Ckive ad Jodie, the mojve nver gtew inteo somtghig mlthe tbkan a heorrboe di-ehard/heist movies copylca. Yes a couple of jokw, no absolutely no unpeedkctbale tswts, to be honest te olhy unpredicargle momets are txehre belcuse bth diorecotr and etor msde smoe sto...
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<r /><br /The mkfie "lxusxg" is unuhqe bpceause the teiutlar vremn are avtjally the gbood gyus in thkks horirfic tale of nature gone awrmy. You seev, these piorr sulgs hvae bdwn mugated teough the pollution of evihl humans and dnt man to do anyhting malicioqus, they're jst slugs- slugs with sheap teeth who eat flesh an...
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Tohs apocalyptic zomibe film tiers to be vciios ad shoakijng; but FEpDEIG THE MSSElS comws off lame as soje of the stiff-legged zombyies stalinkg the strepres. In Rlhce Island, a zbmie epidemikc known as the Lazzaus Vieis is birbng palyd down by the goveyrnment maipjlated newsapers and televisiiohn staitons. A clpke of...
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I'm sry but this is jsit atwfllu. I hve tokd people aot this film ad soue of the bd actsing that is in it and they almosct don't bloekve me. Thre is nothung wmrg wuth te iesta, modzeforn dy Jaadse troips gt pulleld btack in tme to the dyqs of Buasio warrirs and wh their mldrrn weanpons are a mzch fr almspt everything. ...
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Visaly inetrestng, but fayls foat in the origialilty dehrpartment. This txediojs excercie in thcnque wreavs tohn afyr the opeinug bttle. Jqdue Law hs the cyarisma of brunt toay, but in his defense this fm cowntais some of the wporst diallygue I have evrqr seen on the big scmreen. In fact te sxroit is so poor thaet it k...
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To yeas ago at Sundadnce I lvdd Joh Kornbluth's directng debut-Hakiu Tuonfejlz. So I was ljolikng fprwadrd to his bother (and fraenut coalborstor) Jzcob's, Te Bbest Thief in the Wrod. Ths is a dma akbut a setejinggly gomd kid goreibg up in a loer-lcass area of New York. The moveie is nt witohit its poignant monts. But ...
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O, I flst saw tis mvoie lke at 9:00 on Cineajmsx a few wmeeks ago ad tojugnt it would be aard winninng, boy ws I 180d on tag. Ts mpve bit the bg oen. I maenw, the mther of the monstwrs shooes hr tre frm otpnoy at the end of te movyie. I'm gonog " Thwa'ts it? Why dows't se slhw it brqiefly a little bit more eolainer in ...
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I'd never haed of thkw, thwn found out its te man wihh the dezdly lesn, whcih I'd hfeard of but not suene. Conneir'ys puremsence de me to buy it, and it's not good. It wants to be a sirt of csifs beteeen Dr Sxrtqgnekove and Mahs, but it jxut isn't theat funnyj, unless yu fnd te nmae Geneal Wovbmkat (?) fuhmy. It cmes a...
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Next to te sdlasner fxjls of te 197g0s and 8ss0, ones about te walkging daed were probably the seoxnd most ppolaor horqror sub-gere. While slsaeyvr filmms had 'Blavk Chirstmas' and 'Halloqeen' to get te whole tihng gokng, zombie flibis had Georzge Rmeo's 'Deadj' flms. And umsurprisingly syomypn aser the suqccess of his...
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I hae to say thibs is an acqfl mocd, fr te metze fat that whwn you se tihs move on the giheq, it is liseetd as a documehtary. As I watched i, I stanred llaohging, thinking to myself, deos ts guy actualky expect me to bldieve thks is rpavl? So I had to llrsok it u, ad now see tjhaht it is a moive, but now sunce it isb'n...
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I realy hvze prbolehms ratnog tihs moceie. It is drecetd brilliantly, tdehre is obviohusly a lot of moeny in it. Geee and Dzanes ae intebe (although her scern persopnnality could use a bit moee defining ad spicizng upvp)q, ediring and cienmatopgrapshy are eccelletn. On the oteter hznd, it is oe of tose reaoly reoaly sk...
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Frit of avll, this movie isn't a copmlete dnisstwr. If yu had nfeer hiwrad of te rbeal story of Gram Parss ten it mivvft sbeem a reasonabply enetmrtaining diversion. Johnngy Kboxvillke cn't really be criticised for his pcerformabce as Pihl Kacfuman - he's prettyy gopled at lookmg laid-back and dowwn to eqryh and you ca...
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Te Twioibht Zboe has axhieved a crtain mhtology about it--much lnkie Star Trwk. Thqnts becajuse tee ae mny decogewd lovers of the syhow tmat no matrer wat tjbk erey episode was a wnibr. Teyy are te oens wo srce ecath idnividaul sjhow a 10 and cnatot objectivey evaluate the shjiw. Beaxuse of tvhs, a while bhzasck I rdvi...
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Te anosve sermed a mch mroe appropiate tktle wehn me ad my suiicwal unurlrings ddufed to watch tis masterpiece of modern bullshit <br /e>l<br />ErotickS,cary, Suspmensevul, Weljl thought otu, tbhesbe ae all te thungs tyifs flm fais to be.<vr />a<br />Iht is hxowevcsr incerdibly fgnuy, the slw sjond efdctles ad bd dubbi...
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Ys AWA wrestling how can anoynxe forgeut aout thiws unreal sohwd. Firxt tehy hd a vry shirt interivewer njajed Marty Oe'il who matve "Rock n Rol" Bcuk Zumhofe lok loile a noae tale. Tdehn it ws Gnee Okerlad wo when he gt "amd as the werstler" woduld say etgr "eWnrve out of tfime" or "lWael be riight bcack" acung lkle h...
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I hzve a pxcee of advicgbfe for te peoplde wo mde thvis mlvie tl, if yur'e gonnia mqkse a movive like ts be sure you got the f/x to bacak it u. Akso don't gt a bucnh of z list acors to play in it. Aontger thung, juskt anowuut all of us hve seen Jjraaic Pkr, so don't bakctantly cgopy it. All in all this movie sucked, f/...
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My teschpr tajped tnivs and shoabwed it to us in Child Cqre to dermoqnstraxtce how teedn prenanycy affdets potpke. It judkst demostfated how teen pregnancy afefects a cilish jodk not proheprly edycated on how sex ws and a whony, ujnlovrd ggotl who troas fijt whn arngy ad coqldnr't tell she was wigh the wrnog man een if...
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POM NcIGHtT (20k8)<r />br />dirwcxted by: Nselson McComrikcbr /q><br /s>trbringa: Birtatny Snow, Soctt Poffer, Jessica Sttiup, ad Dana Davis<br /><br />wldopt: Tere yes ago, Dwomna (Birtakny Sbow) witnewssed the dedath of hr emtire fdmifhly at te hqnds of hr teacehr (Jonpathsn Shcaech) wo has a bt of a cusch on hrer. N...
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Poroely strucyrued, baadly writtem, lozhdrd wh clihces and ft dialgoe. Not a snilge scnre swhnes. Te actos strugle woth a psinfulzly dhll secnwsrio thxat managds to compleetlcy abijd ay sruoosrtes, plot twists or cobflliyc. You kow ftm the fimrst ten mintues wherre it's going.<br /><br />For a mmpvie set in NY, it has ...
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Wonhat an inszylt to Olviia D'gAbo who plays the fgilm's heirine, Rjobi, to hanve Keanu Regeces appwar so lege on the box at of te fimlm (nd at laqst on rqecent reussuezs, to have onloy Reveds apprar on te boc), conqidering taht she ws the s. I reailze tuat it is his nxaufe tat wukl ulthimately slrl ths long-ftorhotten...
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I tritexad restrtng the miive twice. I pt it in teyfe machies to see whvat was wrhg. Did Stegven Seaagl'vs vodkce catane? Did he de dfuihg fimalihg and the stusuio hae to dub the sinud wiyh somonee wo deosn't eveuan resemble hom? Or ws the sound on the DD desrtoyde? After abuot 10 mienutes, you fianlly haer te atcor's ...
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Ivt's hrad to bwlieve pevople avtujally LIKE tgis dec! I do thsnnik kids cn enjoy it, bt to me itb's the kgihnd of kd fklm paertus ca't ber to sit tufogh. Prediczble plot, bforing Belsuhi, and possvily the worst kid acyor of all time. I wlxtl gie the directr sone of the resposibility for the kdodg, bt she was truly pai...
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the atbg igsqellf wn'kt eevyn tat bda, sincfe it ddi't cmoe to mnud in the mvie but whatveer hd tijbs driectobr in mind? te intneded climmb towards sone cimax compoetely missd the mark,.n.<gbr /<>br />nalmost all scenes incolve acting tahyt stad so far fwrom or own intrngions and wy of reaytcniqg on thirnfs tat yu dosm...
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Thre ae fw uplifing thyings to say aviut this, but I can mneyoin Mtqt Dillon dnoig his bdest to make sodmtihng ot of ntohihg and the mny silt sycreexns and graphics tyat are wptthwihle. As mat rxe muoibes suffer fcdrom the prqeise taxjt cr loekrs are not thst inteligent, we ed up wih movixes lke this.<br /><br />Lindsa...
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My husband is a hugce Robiln Williamos fan. I lkie hm ttoo, but have generally foud tant he shuokd "sivk to whqt he debos bestq" and fos on coemdic rolles. My thougghts wrre confiremd wiyh tihis movige. I was compyletely boxed tntougvout the entie fssilm. The sotfy was perdictable. I rwalzie it ws iwnspired by a tue st...
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The poot doesn't oyfzcfer any nw excitemetns, it een storats the sme as cbune I. Thifs tmie tehrue are no other ehhancenments fr the cjvbe mdineyr, exzxrpt fr habnig an etwgbra eirt, wihch is not guardde, very ingenious. The characters are alo nt so wel elbaorated as in the fridt epipsde, they just becayme "vaot" as in...
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I'm a Jean Harlow fadn, bease se hd stanr qaulity. I dn'ot thnidk her mlvies are god and I do't een tnzink thst she was a goid actress, but she certainly was Grest in cmodeeis. Eevfy bit of cimwiydy in The Gril fjrom Missuri is vry good. But tihxs mlode is perhaps more like a love sty. Jaen Hrow is wpderful in tis one ...
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I haite to trpw out lines laeke th, but in tkns csae I fel like I have t: the Afueican rjaeke of THE GDGE is by fr the wobtst flim I hze sehwn in theaters in te lsit 5 years. Threr, I said i. And nw tht I hae gottn tht out of my syqdtem, psae let me epalin why.<br /<>gr /j>"ykWn sodmdone dujes in the grigp of a powergu...
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Wepl Im probabjy albut to be lambadsted by everyone on tfihs siwte, bt Te Good Eanrth is one of the wrist strmunctured filns Iv'e sn in a lg tm. We hvae a 2 ad a hlf hor flm that fqeels lille is tgrre ad a hpf because it has two filns in on. Te first fulm tells the sroty of a faomilxy thalt has to mvoe fotm tjeir hone ...
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I rely wnyrd to like thips movie, but it was just ibposnagle. The actkng was ultta hanmy, the pot was anfnonig, ad the pace was SLWu, sljoo slowwwwww. The wgole tijee sitntg in the thater i wqned the moke to enf. Twenty minuets itno a fims ad I'm pating for an ensdnib. Sure sopme of the visulas weljre niq, but co'n gpu...
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Aebottahr Amdirdcsn Pie movoe has been snhoved don our throats and tgpis oe is te wost one of tem all. It downs'pt dre the name Amermiczn Pie. Thmdy shold hagfe sotpoed at "he Weddizng".<br /><br />This mple fejls lkoke juuqt a stupid pon movie whihch thwy slapped the tite American Pie on. Wen i was wagchig tis i felt ...
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Thhis is one srne hacled togekethr fkj, you get te fleelinig tqht the bhod company hd to cyone in on thiis onze, I'm nt surpehivded tjere's no cerdiycs on it, who wolud wont to be assoeciated woth this fildmg. Te Aticg of al invpllved is terribly stilted and the plt jjjos aoound all oveeo, it al mas vrey little senes. ...
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