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Write a tweet about today
couldn't get shit done today i'm so screwed
Write a tweet about today, about 3 hours
Job Interview in Cardiff today, wish me luck! Got about 3 hours sleep
Write a tweet about Your show is
Your show is whack. Way worse than whack, it's wiggetywhack.
Write a tweet about I really don't
I really don't think people choose to be that way. But I think he chose not to accept my family's help He might be dead by now
Write a tweet about one
You're going to kill me, but I've not seen DS9. I've been waiting till I can do it in one solid week sitting.
Write a tweet about hahaha, 4.5
i think ur right!! hahaha!! 4.5 hrs now!!
Write a tweet about i hate to
i hate to see the spartans so sad
Write a tweet about My mind and
My mind and body are severely protesting this quotgetting upquot thing. Had nightmares to boot
Write a tweet about LOL
I'm goin' to follow u, since u didn't LOL GO ANGELS!
Write a tweet about I think I
I think I want to read some books but the library doesn't have them
Write a tweet about today, Japanese
My nap was interrupted so many times today Going out for Japanese with the 'rents again...
Write a tweet about Ghost World
Kind of longs for the bus that shows up at the end of Ghost World right now. Ugh.
Write a tweet about canada, canada, wednesday
but this is canada canada is weird. we're supposed to get snow through wednesday. ugh.
Write a tweet about quotYesterday, Musikquot
Awwh babs... you look so sad underneith that shop entrance of quotYesterday's Musikquot O I like the look of the new transformer movie
Write a tweet about sad that the
sad that the 'feet' of my macbook just fell off
Write a tweet about late tomorrow
I'm gonna get up late tomorrow and it's 132am here. I gonna get tipsy by my lonesome. That's...that's just sad
Write a tweet about E3
I'm sweating my forthcoming trip to E3. If I can't find someone to crash with while I'm out there, I may be screwed.
Write a tweet about Has now gotten
Has now gotten somebody to read his tweets, but cant get them to make an account.
Write a tweet about omgawd
omgawd i couldnt handle my cat being in heat all the time D D
Write a tweet about I hope i
I hope i can make it to the auburn show. but its not looking good for me
Write a tweet about mag
thats people mag haha i couldnt fit it all in.. i dont think those pictures ever made it in the magazine tho! haha
Write a tweet about Congrats
Congrats!! i totally forgot to submit photos
Write a tweet about Paula
a Good luck Paula!! Please don't work too hard but I hope you have fun Your new album is gonna be amazing! xxx
Write a tweet about now your leaving
now your leaving me .... gets sad
Write a tweet about Nokia
I miss you twitter. My phone broke, now I'm using a stupid Nokia phone. Ughhh, I miss my advance phone.
Write a tweet about SHOOTING OUTSIDE MY
SHOOTING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE O NOT KIDDING! So SCARED
Write a tweet about Stress
Tuesdayll start with reflection n then a lecture in Stress reducing techniques. That sure might become very useful for us accompaniers
Write a tweet about this week
What tragedy and disaster in the news this week
Write a tweet about yes yes still
yes yes still trying to find a picture that will upload correclty..
Write a tweet about Why oh why
Why oh why was the Red Sox game rained out? I was so looking forward to opening day
Write a tweet about I still can't
I still can't find my keys.
Write a tweet about I know right.
I know right. I dunno what is going on with twitter.
Write a tweet about might be getting
might be getting a sore throat again
Write a tweet about 8yr, 2009
my home town. My mammy called all depressd. Pls explain y a parent let their 8yr old child walk alone? Hello? Its 2009!
Write a tweet about PaxilWellbutrin
I think I need to find better antidepressants. I think this PaxilWellbutrin combo is losing its efficacy.
Write a tweet about 2nd
Restaurant called WoodNTap has competitive eating tourney round tourney time. We place 2nd
Write a tweet about is in the
is in the bathroom... wake up lakin.
Write a tweet about margarhitas, hellolt3
i want tacos and margarhitas telll gay i say hellolt3
Write a tweet about 22, california
im lonely keep me company! 22 female, california
Write a tweet about bad day at
bad day at the betfair office
Write a tweet about this weekend
I miss him. Can't wait to celebrate the Tar Heel win this weekend though!!
Write a tweet about I'm really cold.
I'm really cold. I don't want to go to sleep yet but there's nothing to do
Write a tweet about 4
is this it 4 u? Its ' officially over ' 4 me this go round!
Write a tweet about monkeys??? i just
monkeys??? i just found out you my twin and you wont even write back. i'm heartbroken
Write a tweet about yesterday
Aww I know I felt like that yesterday at work
Write a tweet about treaty isn't defined
treaty isn't defined
Write a tweet about Brent, ltpoutgt
missed Brent at praise band. No fun to not have the your lead guitarist. ltpoutgt
Write a tweet about john , Xxx
poor john this is what happens when you play with fruit and a microwave! Seriously though HAVE you seen a doctor?? Xxx
Write a tweet about BFF
Missing My BFF watching home and away it reminds me of her and me we lt3 It. shout out to u courts
Write a tweet about DOA
New video card is DOA.
Write a tweet about JK
feeling lost, naked and confused JK, sort of.....no iphone for me.
Write a tweet about Damn i am
Damn i am so late at filling this appraisal form, people have almost sent it .. i was so occupied in work
Write a tweet about Brent, ltpoutgt
missed Brent at praise band. No fun to not have your lead guitarist. ltpoutgt
Write a tweet about i think to
i think to much on the past. i cant change it. i deserved so much more then wat i got. ..but why am i still thinking about him gah
Write a tweet about has lost his
has lost his ring. It's nowhere to be seen
Write a tweet about 4chan, MIKEY
Ooooooh! sealclap See, I download shitloads of zip folders off 4chan. I have no internet moneys. FUCK YEAH ALICIA amp MIKEY.
Write a tweet about Nile
Is still nursing my Nile but glad he is feeling better. I hate when my baby is sick
Write a tweet about IC
Is fucked to go back to IC
Write a tweet about tonight
yoyoyo. my internet has been rude tonight. it JUST reconnected and I'm about to go to bed.
Write a tweet about well i have
well i have uni stuff and netball but after netbal if i've done uni stuff we can
Write a tweet about Me too I
Me too I is poor
Write a tweet about 8th april amp 13th july
help me forget 8th april amp 13th july!
Write a tweet about columbus
dierks bentley is comin' to columbus, OH!! i wanna go so bad
Write a tweet about i have to
i have to take my sidekick back.
Write a tweet about XM
congrats! I'm totally jealous! only wish my XM was working
Write a tweet about gr8t my face
gr8t my face is very itchy
Write a tweet about one
poor socks luvvvvv the golden retriever!! I want one sighhhh
Write a tweet about Tracy
I just saw that they found that Tracy girl in a piece of luggage... How fucking terrible
Write a tweet about Aaaaand the nausea
Aaaaand the nausea is back.
Write a tweet about 2, YOUTUBE
ooh Im excited and not even going 2 be there long love YOUTUBE!
Write a tweet about 1 hour, today, Mahavir Jayanti
spent 1 hour to reach to Axis bank only to find out today is holiday for Mahavir Jayanti contd..
Write a tweet about i agree... the
i agree... the jobros dont update theres very often
Write a tweet about LJ
it is hilarious and I linked the clip from LJ some time ago but when I went back just now it was a dead link
Write a tweet about OOOOOOOO who with?
OOOOOOOO who with? im not neither but thats because i need to study
Write a tweet about tonight
Haven't tweeted nearly all day Posted my website tonight, hopefully that goes well Night time!
Write a tweet about I miss bentley
I miss bentley
Write a tweet about seriously needs to
seriously needs to finish these job applications
Write a tweet about Vincas, Just three tense days
My son Vincas is sick, so I stay at home Just three tense days at work, and I am back on holiday with kids
Write a tweet about English
Whinging. My clientampboss don't understand English well. Rewrote some text unreadable. It's written by v. good writerampreviewed correctly.
Write a tweet about I don't want
I don't want him to ever punch me.
Write a tweet about sooo sick of
sooo sick of the snow ughh
Write a tweet about it doesn't work
it doesn't work your fan is upset
Write a tweet about Video Games Live, Koodo
I would like to apologize for the repeated Video Games Live related tweets. I am going to have a stern discussion with Koodo soon. Stern.
Write a tweet about but i cant
but i cant figure out how to get there back pay for a hotel etc
Write a tweet about AGAIN
FML So much for seniority, bc of technological ineptness, I now have to quotregisterquot for classes AGAIN
Write a tweet about the day
feels like she slept the day away. Not looking forward to any more bouts with my gallbladder. At least I have pills now for the pain.
Write a tweet about but what I
but what I really want is my old bass back
Write a tweet about today, Callin, early tonight
Mad tired today... Callin it in early tonight nighty night twittas
Write a tweet about Take it easy,
Take it easy, and be good to you.
Write a tweet about I'm afraid I
I'm afraid I had bad code.
Write a tweet about Think I'm going
Think I'm going to bed. Goodniight. I hate this
Write a tweet about i'm here, friend,
i'm here, friend, and i love you.
Write a tweet about All this time
All this time you didn't notice I was gone...just needed DB2 is it??
Write a tweet about is in the
is in the bathroom and i have to pee!
Write a tweet about but I wanted
but I wanted a margarita too!
Write a tweet about night, night
yup night workouts r the worst but unfortunetly my work schedule only allows me to go at night its tough!
Write a tweet about Hillsong
Just called Hillsong again they said they couldn't tell me where I was on the waiting list I don't know if it's looking so good
Write a tweet about 0, 200ml
has 0g of milky bar left, and around 200ml of coke
Write a tweet about It stillllll hasn't
It stillllll hasn't arrived
Write a tweet about Mraow, first
Mraow, I feel like dancing, but first art school wants to rape me some more.