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Write a tweet about today | couldn't get shit done today i'm so screwed | |
Write a tweet about today, about 3 hours | Job Interview in Cardiff today, wish me luck! Got about 3 hours sleep | |
Write a tweet about Your show is | Your show is whack. Way worse than whack, it's wiggetywhack. | |
Write a tweet about I really don't | I really don't think people choose to be that way. But I think he chose not to accept my family's help He might be dead by now | |
Write a tweet about one | You're going to kill me, but I've not seen DS9. I've been waiting till I can do it in one solid week sitting. | |
Write a tweet about hahaha, 4.5 | i think ur right!! hahaha!! 4.5 hrs now!! | |
Write a tweet about i hate to | i hate to see the spartans so sad | |
Write a tweet about My mind and | My mind and body are severely protesting this quotgetting upquot thing. Had nightmares to boot | |
Write a tweet about LOL | I'm goin' to follow u, since u didn't LOL GO ANGELS! | |
Write a tweet about I think I | I think I want to read some books but the library doesn't have them | |
Write a tweet about today, Japanese | My nap was interrupted so many times today Going out for Japanese with the 'rents again... | |
Write a tweet about Ghost World | Kind of longs for the bus that shows up at the end of Ghost World right now. Ugh. | |
Write a tweet about canada, canada, wednesday | but this is canada canada is weird. we're supposed to get snow through wednesday. ugh. | |
Write a tweet about quotYesterday, Musikquot | Awwh babs... you look so sad underneith that shop entrance of quotYesterday's Musikquot O I like the look of the new transformer movie | |
Write a tweet about sad that the | sad that the 'feet' of my macbook just fell off | |
Write a tweet about late tomorrow | I'm gonna get up late tomorrow and it's 132am here. I gonna get tipsy by my lonesome. That's...that's just sad | |
Write a tweet about E3 | I'm sweating my forthcoming trip to E3. If I can't find someone to crash with while I'm out there, I may be screwed. | |
Write a tweet about Has now gotten | Has now gotten somebody to read his tweets, but cant get them to make an account. | |
Write a tweet about omgawd | omgawd i couldnt handle my cat being in heat all the time D D | |
Write a tweet about I hope i | I hope i can make it to the auburn show. but its not looking good for me | |
Write a tweet about mag | thats people mag haha i couldnt fit it all in.. i dont think those pictures ever made it in the magazine tho! haha | |
Write a tweet about Congrats | Congrats!! i totally forgot to submit photos | |
Write a tweet about Paula | a Good luck Paula!! Please don't work too hard but I hope you have fun Your new album is gonna be amazing! xxx | |
Write a tweet about now your leaving | now your leaving me .... gets sad | |
Write a tweet about Nokia | I miss you twitter. My phone broke, now I'm using a stupid Nokia phone. Ughhh, I miss my advance phone. | |
Write a tweet about SHOOTING OUTSIDE MY | SHOOTING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE O NOT KIDDING! So SCARED | |
Write a tweet about Stress | Tuesdayll start with reflection n then a lecture in Stress reducing techniques. That sure might become very useful for us accompaniers | |
Write a tweet about this week | What tragedy and disaster in the news this week | |
Write a tweet about yes yes still | yes yes still trying to find a picture that will upload correclty.. | |
Write a tweet about Why oh why | Why oh why was the Red Sox game rained out? I was so looking forward to opening day | |
Write a tweet about I still can't | I still can't find my keys. | |
Write a tweet about I know right. | I know right. I dunno what is going on with twitter. | |
Write a tweet about might be getting | might be getting a sore throat again | |
Write a tweet about 8yr, 2009 | my home town. My mammy called all depressd. Pls explain y a parent let their 8yr old child walk alone? Hello? Its 2009! | |
Write a tweet about PaxilWellbutrin | I think I need to find better antidepressants. I think this PaxilWellbutrin combo is losing its efficacy. | |
Write a tweet about 2nd | Restaurant called WoodNTap has competitive eating tourney round tourney time. We place 2nd | |
Write a tweet about is in the | is in the bathroom... wake up lakin. | |
Write a tweet about margarhitas, hellolt3 | i want tacos and margarhitas telll gay i say hellolt3 | |
Write a tweet about 22, california | im lonely keep me company! 22 female, california | |
Write a tweet about bad day at | bad day at the betfair office | |
Write a tweet about this weekend | I miss him. Can't wait to celebrate the Tar Heel win this weekend though!! | |
Write a tweet about I'm really cold. | I'm really cold. I don't want to go to sleep yet but there's nothing to do | |
Write a tweet about 4 | is this it 4 u? Its ' officially over ' 4 me this go round! | |
Write a tweet about monkeys??? i just | monkeys??? i just found out you my twin and you wont even write back. i'm heartbroken | |
Write a tweet about yesterday | Aww I know I felt like that yesterday at work | |
Write a tweet about treaty isn't defined | treaty isn't defined | |
Write a tweet about Brent, ltpoutgt | missed Brent at praise band. No fun to not have the your lead guitarist. ltpoutgt | |
Write a tweet about john , Xxx | poor john this is what happens when you play with fruit and a microwave! Seriously though HAVE you seen a doctor?? Xxx | |
Write a tweet about BFF | Missing My BFF watching home and away it reminds me of her and me we lt3 It. shout out to u courts | |
Write a tweet about DOA | New video card is DOA. | |
Write a tweet about JK | feeling lost, naked and confused JK, sort of.....no iphone for me. | |
Write a tweet about Damn i am | Damn i am so late at filling this appraisal form, people have almost sent it .. i was so occupied in work | |
Write a tweet about Brent, ltpoutgt | missed Brent at praise band. No fun to not have your lead guitarist. ltpoutgt | |
Write a tweet about i think to | i think to much on the past. i cant change it. i deserved so much more then wat i got. ..but why am i still thinking about him gah | |
Write a tweet about has lost his | has lost his ring. It's nowhere to be seen | |
Write a tweet about 4chan, MIKEY | Ooooooh! sealclap See, I download shitloads of zip folders off 4chan. I have no internet moneys. FUCK YEAH ALICIA amp MIKEY. | |
Write a tweet about Nile | Is still nursing my Nile but glad he is feeling better. I hate when my baby is sick | |
Write a tweet about IC | Is fucked to go back to IC | |
Write a tweet about tonight | yoyoyo. my internet has been rude tonight. it JUST reconnected and I'm about to go to bed. | |
Write a tweet about well i have | well i have uni stuff and netball but after netbal if i've done uni stuff we can | |
Write a tweet about Me too I | Me too I is poor | |
Write a tweet about 8th april amp 13th july | help me forget 8th april amp 13th july! | |
Write a tweet about columbus | dierks bentley is comin' to columbus, OH!! i wanna go so bad | |
Write a tweet about i have to | i have to take my sidekick back. | |
Write a tweet about XM | congrats! I'm totally jealous! only wish my XM was working | |
Write a tweet about gr8t my face | gr8t my face is very itchy | |
Write a tweet about one | poor socks luvvvvv the golden retriever!! I want one sighhhh | |
Write a tweet about Tracy | I just saw that they found that Tracy girl in a piece of luggage... How fucking terrible | |
Write a tweet about Aaaaand the nausea | Aaaaand the nausea is back. | |
Write a tweet about 2, YOUTUBE | ooh Im excited and not even going 2 be there long love YOUTUBE! | |
Write a tweet about 1 hour, today, Mahavir Jayanti | spent 1 hour to reach to Axis bank only to find out today is holiday for Mahavir Jayanti contd.. | |
Write a tweet about i agree... the | i agree... the jobros dont update theres very often | |
Write a tweet about LJ | it is hilarious and I linked the clip from LJ some time ago but when I went back just now it was a dead link | |
Write a tweet about OOOOOOOO who with? | OOOOOOOO who with? im not neither but thats because i need to study | |
Write a tweet about tonight | Haven't tweeted nearly all day Posted my website tonight, hopefully that goes well Night time! | |
Write a tweet about I miss bentley | I miss bentley | |
Write a tweet about seriously needs to | seriously needs to finish these job applications | |
Write a tweet about Vincas, Just three tense days | My son Vincas is sick, so I stay at home Just three tense days at work, and I am back on holiday with kids | |
Write a tweet about English | Whinging. My clientampboss don't understand English well. Rewrote some text unreadable. It's written by v. good writerampreviewed correctly. | |
Write a tweet about I don't want | I don't want him to ever punch me. | |
Write a tweet about sooo sick of | sooo sick of the snow ughh | |
Write a tweet about it doesn't work | it doesn't work your fan is upset | |
Write a tweet about Video Games Live, Koodo | I would like to apologize for the repeated Video Games Live related tweets. I am going to have a stern discussion with Koodo soon. Stern. | |
Write a tweet about but i cant | but i cant figure out how to get there back pay for a hotel etc | |
Write a tweet about AGAIN | FML So much for seniority, bc of technological ineptness, I now have to quotregisterquot for classes AGAIN | |
Write a tweet about the day | feels like she slept the day away. Not looking forward to any more bouts with my gallbladder. At least I have pills now for the pain. | |
Write a tweet about but what I | but what I really want is my old bass back | |
Write a tweet about today, Callin, early tonight | Mad tired today... Callin it in early tonight nighty night twittas | |
Write a tweet about Take it easy, | Take it easy, and be good to you. | |
Write a tweet about I'm afraid I | I'm afraid I had bad code. | |
Write a tweet about Think I'm going | Think I'm going to bed. Goodniight. I hate this | |
Write a tweet about i'm here, friend, | i'm here, friend, and i love you. | |
Write a tweet about All this time | All this time you didn't notice I was gone...just needed DB2 is it?? | |
Write a tweet about is in the | is in the bathroom and i have to pee! | |
Write a tweet about but I wanted | but I wanted a margarita too! | |
Write a tweet about night, night | yup night workouts r the worst but unfortunetly my work schedule only allows me to go at night its tough! | |
Write a tweet about Hillsong | Just called Hillsong again they said they couldn't tell me where I was on the waiting list I don't know if it's looking so good | |
Write a tweet about 0, 200ml | has 0g of milky bar left, and around 200ml of coke | |
Write a tweet about It stillllll hasn't | It stillllll hasn't arrived | |
Write a tweet about Mraow, first | Mraow, I feel like dancing, but first art school wants to rape me some more. |
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