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"Bizarre fact: Remembrance Sunday (tomorrow, peeps!) shares the record for joint longest televised annual event with the Chelsea Flower Show"
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Church tonight with the bestfriends! #winning <3
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@user Model Search tomorrow between 9am-12.30pm at Westfield Parramatta. Applications available on the day.
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"Me: \""""Little early for Ash Wednesday isn\u2019t it?\"""" Stranger: \""""That\u2019s a birthmark!\"""""
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I\u2019m gonna hit the victor cruz if my classes get cancelled tomorrow
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My gym is playing PMQs on the screens and BBC 1Xtra over the speakers, so I get to imagine Osborne and Theresa May rapping along to Jay-Z.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson - Dream of Tomorrow: Please sign the petition to double NASA's budget to a penny on... #atheism
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Time to test out one of my Steams games when I get home then at 9PM eastern going live w/ @user for our 1st weekly Gears3 funfest.
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More and more I listen to one of Jason Aldean's songs the more and more I want to go to his concert Saturday
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@user Happy bday PRINCE GEORGE May GOD bless u with many more years to live :-)
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I may or may not have just spammed joshs phone w 20 different pics of IHOP pancakes
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It filled my heart with pride to see the huge march in Oxford this afternoon. I hope David Cameron saw and heard. #RefugeesWelcome
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@user around 2002/2003 we were working lots of late nights on Saturday.We would go to the beer joint then IHOP on union. #GreatTimes
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My sick day has consisted of watching Seinfeld and Facetiming and it may be the best day I've had all summer.
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Indie bands Family of the Year and White Arrows at Space 301 this Wednesday - check out some new music:
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Oh and being the weird person I am ok going down to Starkville late Friday night @user
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8million euros gets you Luiz Adriano to Milan however 10million stg cant get you Ross Mccormack to sheff wed. Absolutely shocking.
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Of course I know it\u2019s for Ash Wednesday and good for @user but it does look like he squashed a bug on his forehead.
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"Market meltdown on the SPX is likely a 3rd wave, nice try to stop the crash, but they cant stop it now (well dont look like it)"
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Gucci raft alterum cheerful expectation august lay bare the bifurcated thy joker inside of adding into pros an...
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... bit of lightning? He may have been the boss of Olympus but Poseidon controls the majority of weather phenomenon\u002c also ...
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Jungle Island says it will be open as usual on Monday. To see what\u2019s open & what\u2019s closed click on this link #IsaacOn6
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Q:In which year Badr the 1st battle in the History of Islam was Fought? A. 624 AD B. 620 AD C. 626 AD Answer A 624 AD #GB_JISKANI
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#DescribeYourPhobia running into Caitlyn Jenner in the dark... or the light... or in the midday sun... or at all. I'm scared of ghouls
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Really want to go to digi tomorrow but really can't be arsed with how much of a physco i turn into after one vodka
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I just saw a 3rd grader talking on her I phone 6... Wtf is wrong with this world. I would be lucky to have a Nokia in 3rd grade...
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New Game album 'Blood Moon: Year of the wolf' drops tomorrow.
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I honestly just can't wait to go to the Fair on Wednesday. Give me all the wine slushies, Strong Hearts wings &amp; milkshakes, and Snoop Dogg
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I would have posted a podcast if the threat of getting stung by a yellowjacket on Monday and seeing Ant-man last night hadn't occurred.
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@user I would pick Jones to beat Silva\u002c but Shogun made it to the 3rd round\u002c Rampage and Vitor to the 4th and Evans went the distance.
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3rd in 2 games!!! Emile Heskey bags the opener for Newcastle Jets. He Scores when he wants ! :P x)
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Zayn is my 5th most played artist. I just wanted to clarify this b4 I'm accused of bandwagoning when he blows up
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"The Norse believed that during a thunderstorm, Thor rode through the heavens on his chariot, thus the verse ""Thursday's child has far to go"""
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Why the press people hate man utd so much for is all of the press people they all is Arsenal fans mainly the sun and the mirror that's why
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@user I used to really like Rick Perry, just has become so bitter. He may be very sad. He should try to smile
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"Twilight Market tomorrow 3-8pm All you need for a very, merry Xmas Ham,Pork,Vegies,Wine @user @user @user @user
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@user do you like @user Presale is tomorrow for Jan 31st show at DAR Constitution Hall.
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@user should we expect @user and the crew for an election special in DC on Tuesday?
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s/o to the folks just now learning Ice Cube did more than Friday and Dre isn't just responsible for Eminem's come up #TheMoreYouKnow
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@user I'm buying it tomorrow! Along with the new Iron Maiden!!! #GotYourSix #TheBookOfSouls
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Tomorrow is 80s day and I don't wanna be the basic Madonna but iTS ALL I HAVE. WHY THE 80S WHY NOT 70S.
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Just hung up with South Florida @user --- whose team will try to make the NCAA Tournament for the 2nd straight year....
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@user trash OL? Theyve looked excellent so far. Trash RBs?J-Stew ran for 486 yards in the final 5 games last season, 2nd only to Murray"
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Kendrick went wild on Black Friday I'm still amazed like I have to sit in silence for a minute after I hear it
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Kris Bryant absolutely mashed a HR. The only thing that held that ball in was the video board. Left fielder never turned around..1-1 Bot 5th
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@user so the pope visit the philippines somewhere in january
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This may be the best exhibition ever. @ Barbican Centre
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Happy 60th Birthday to Wayne Knight aka Newman on Seinfeld!!! In the 90s he also played Officer Don on 3rd Rock...
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Batman and Google Earth predict it's going to be a bad month
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Residents say: "It's a blessing this didn't happen Labor Day with numerous people around. Most left late Monday."
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2nd trip to see 'The Ladykillers' at the Theatre Royal! A fantastic play :)
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@user meanwhile the Red Sox are going to win their way to picking after the 10th pick then losing that pick when signing free agent
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Significant development Monday night: 49ers QB Alex Smith and WR Michael Crabtree were on the same page.
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@user @user dude naruto will just use the 4th hokagy secret jitsu and steal your soul which will end up with you dead
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Well done @user for speaking his voice No-one, not least the BBC, should be bullied into quiet submission.
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@user I\u2019m planning a winter trip to Okinawa and on my way back I want to stay a few days in Saga and maybe Fukuoka in early January.
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"1st points to Sunnybank in Premier Rugby Grand final, with a penalty kick to Dion Taumata #3rdtier"
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Randy Orton may want to change around his #WWE schedule:
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P Matt Boyd (acquired in David Price trade) seeks to beat the Royals for 2nd time in 6 days at 8 pm ET on...
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"Good Morning Sunshine...Foo Fighters, Aurora, Live, Milton Keynes Bowl, from the front, Saturday... via @user
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The goal-celebration I did when I scored my 2nd goal in the EL CLASICO last Sunday is dedicated to Ellai\u002c my loved one.
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@user haha brilliant!! MORNING Katie...happy Friday! Bodg loves the drawing of him! M
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My 4 day weekend = binge watching old episodes of Saturday Night Live on Netflix
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@user i wake up feeling good on a Sunday and you bring me back to this world of kurt cobain and lion bars. So tired of you
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"Tia Sharp: cause of death may never be known- well they would have known it, had they found the body when they first searched her house."
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@user My Italian trip restored my faith in the love and passion of FB.PL like a library. Next 2 trips sorted next up Milan derby-Jan
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Omg this time tomorrow I will be sunning it up in Hvar! Croatia here we come!!!
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Anyone fancy giving me a ride from Guildford to Mitcham tomorrow at about 6pm?!
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Looper was amazing!!! Now to the theatre to see Simon Callow\u2019s \u2019The Mystery of Charles Dickens\u2019 ...loving my Wednesday off work :-)
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"NY Post also wrote #Knicks 2nd-round pick Willy Hernangomez will be playing in Sevilla, which is untrue. He is with Real Madrid this season"
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Chuck Norris once walked the million man march by himself. There were no complaints.
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@user TY4 follow. Happy Sunday! ET the Extraterrestrial (Storybook) as told by Michael Jackson (Movie Edit)
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Putin is baiting you He waits for the first week of new admin b4 he starts mayhem/chaos. 3rd most dangerous person behind iran and potty
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@user lol yeah was all set to oppose on sat until he got drawn vs Richard bland lol
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"Eid shopping brings windfall for Oman traders: Road travelers on Thursday, the beginning of the break, had to ...
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@user if ugly sunday's your fave u'll prob enjoy his 1st album. fun fact, kurt cobain does backing vocals in a song (down in the dark)
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@user lol this is the first time i eat pancakes since Monday. & damn you just Hurt my feelings
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"For fans who can't make the game, USF Baseball's series opening game against 2nd place UConn will be on CBS College Sports, First pitch at 7"
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@user your in Ohio June 6th n 9th. Can you least tweet back n let me know if you do live stop ins at New stores in malls.
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"Friday in studio with @user Dez Bryant gets love in Rolling Stone, RG3 gets no love and maybe we keep it on the rails, maybe not"
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@user I paused, admittedly, because ""satnav"" made me think of a yoga mantra (sat nam), but then I got it. Context clues!"
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Have you tried one of our fab new Yoga classes we have a brand new Yoga class on a Monday evening with David...
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"Tomorrow, Sylvia and Damien have my full attention. #StoryTime with @user
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@user got a suggestion for a GK tomorrow that doesn\u2019t cost over 5.6 ?!!. I want to replace Krul.
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"You know it cost $900 to be in Miss Teen USA? I was like """"So... you want me to pay $900 to be in a pageant that I may or may not win?"""""
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"Going to my cousins 16th birthday party today then semifinals tonight game 2 for Cereal Killers, game 3 for Slackers"
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"Marco Carola played Paul Funkee - Mazafaka303 @ SMC Social Music City, Milan (2nd track) Thank you, mazafaka! Buy...
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"Defund PP!" Says Bobby Jindal, governor of the State with the 5th highest teen pregnancy rate in the nation... Maybe no, Bobby.
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"Galliani to GdS on not having a sporting director: ""I don't see the problem. This is my 30th year at Milan and I have a lot of relations --&gt;"
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Have you picked up your December issue of WDC yet? It includes a full in-depth review of Nikon\u2019s D600\u002c...
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"RT @user @user I'm going to the Arsenal ladies v Everton tonight, I'm nervous already. #FAWSL"
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@user What up CM Punk keep up the great work i love watching u every monday night i hope can kick rock ass at the royal rumble
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Stevie from Stevie TV inspired my look for the party... I can\u2019t wait to go jet black!
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"her's us making sure people feel OK with Windows 7 today :) Buy Windows 7 today, keep same PC for Windows 8 upgrade
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should I be fine af tomorrow for school or just wear Nike shorts like the norm
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@user Watched last week's Jersey Shore last night, you put your own head into the wall? Seriously, CRAZY! atleast Ronnie didn't!"
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"Gay night tomorrow, the best night everrrrrrr"
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Floyd Mayweather announces September 12 date for 'final' fight with opponent still a mystery
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Twilight When the Moon meets the Sun The Sun says goodnight This is my time Most people sleep But I come alive
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"Kanye West may not be ""Book smart"" but he has a whole hell of a lot more common sense than Donald Trump"
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