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I know but unfortunately I`m one of the fifteen bazillions of Americans without health insurance. awesome
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He`s a mess. But iLove him
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PLEASE come to Minneapolis/St. Paul area!!!! I looked on your schedule but I don`t see anything close anytime soon.
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Learning how to jerk and stanky leg at sunset cliffs. headlights spotlight with colorado and fam
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_davis Are you headed to a conference? Oh and if you`re doing the book buying ban, you can always borrow, right?
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I am absolutely craving a brownie with ice cream right now. FedEx some over!
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Thinking my drink is watered down but hey its free
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I`m glad you threw the tantrum! I was going to, but I don`t know her well enough yet Was she apologetic, darn her!?
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yes lol
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Going to Jack`s for dinner with my BFF!
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I lafff the rain
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I`m loving Please Don`t Leave Me by Pink!
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I got paint in my hair
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and before i crash Grilled Chicken breast w/ reefried beans Gnite Twitties
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hello there!
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I have softball
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Hello there
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Do you have any idea when the (not so) patient fans will see some teaser pics of you all in costume?
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in santa clara a long way from hoe, well not that far. it sure seems like it.
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DUCKED OFF! I`LL BE BACK IN GA TOMORROW.
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I don`t think it was either. But I can`t remember it.
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Hmm... the new sports catalog and card jitsu updates are not appearing for me
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If u want to change the fruits, u will first have to change the roots. If u want to change the visible u must first change the invisible
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MAKE ME ONE! I`m still craving shrimp
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Inshalla! Devo I wont be at the Astor tonight
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Haahaha omg.. dude I read that and almost choked.. haha thanks
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I will - but you will never know it`s me
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_2008 thanks there`s a men`s version in June. It`s very popular.
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Just burped at the same exact time as Steph LMFA0
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Is playing bubblewrap on her iPhone. Over and over and over again. Still, beats working...
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Morning. Panic. Clicked a link and opened up my browser. Firefox, what have you done with all my saved tabs??? Gone! That`ll learn me...
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Bandung, my hehe but I`m home now
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TODAY IS A GOOD DAY BUT ITS COLD
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I know exactly what you are saying.. its so not cool... that is why tapes were better :p
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_langley Hi guys! Guess who has Twitter on her phone now? Me!
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Just booked some tickets for Jessicaaaa.
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Use twitter, quit life
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Morning back to all
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farewelling an employee tonight...
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A couple of other guys did similar mods, so it may not have been mine that saw. I think mine`s the best, but I`m biased
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I`m so getting the cold
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You`re the only person to have joined in #penilewords
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i am letting you read this.......
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I love my Boogah! Can anyone contain Lebron James? Talk about so sick
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maybe tonights the night to pick it up again?
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just got back from rachael`s house
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http://twitpic.com/4w52z - hope you`re having loads of fun! i love and miss you all, boys.
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Alright, I`m coming get another spoon ;)
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Chocolate milk and subway. MMM
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I need 4 followers to get 100 followers!! Fallow me!!! I fallow you back!! ;)
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that made me laugh. Sorry Grets, but you are not going to the Pool Room.
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I can`t go to sleep until tech support emails me back
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Again working on the internet shop ... don`t think we will achieve the goal of uploading by the previously set time Will keep going
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yeah just made twitter
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Arghhh...my korean dvd can`t see..I need to laugh..
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If you haven`t changed your mind by mid-June then you can have one x
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i noticed that you were on the same hallway....**** No worries about the BBQ....I`m hoping there will be more to come!!!
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girl yes, as if having it where you CANT see it wont gross enough
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_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired
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It`s a an MK mentality...I think
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sees your Steve Coogan and raises you a Dylan Moran.
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word is marlon brando gave him 25 cent . . . yeah , tha GODFATHER
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what I said! I`ll have to think about it and try again!
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... same to you!
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_GreenWizard ah ha! Cool, will look into that more closely when i get on a proper sized screen! Thanks
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btw, do you realize your profile pic makes you look much older than you say you are?
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http://twitpic.com/66shw - Just took this for class just 5 minutes ago its awsome being here too bad i graduate next year
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_hong Oh yeah, just came back from a weekend of cosplay photo marathons
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Im downloading manually the oooiifull.mp4 movie by as it seems the only way to see it fully
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heard of. And you`re the first to mention him to me!
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i mean we mite do sumthn.... what u doin hope i get 2 c u b4 u head bak
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is excited about tomorrow!!! but i gotta clean the house CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN AHHHHHHH
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me me me! lol
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who said i can`t wear my converse with my dress?
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mmmm yes please
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Just spent more than 45 minutes looking at the Aud
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OMG Poor Eppy! I hope she is ok. That is so scary and wow I can`t believe no one noticed.
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Btw that song is you`ll always find ur way back home by hannah montana
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OMG at that Almost in our 40`s comment!! Same Bday as Joe here...But I turn 40...OMG....lol
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Just helped save a runaway dog. he didn`t want to be my friend, though.
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I know. But it won`t be the same
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I`ll probably have better photos up later today. Took some picks with my big camera too. Camera phone = blury camera
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booooo my senior yearbook sucks thanks for the memories bhs -___-
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its about to storm..soo much 4 goin out ..ill just play on the net for awhile
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hey, i`ve just updated my twitter
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I need food. It took an hour to get to work this morning. Leaving me no time to get my morning coffee and bagel
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Waiting in line @ tryst
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whatever u want us to wear / stick / show off around DUMBO Brooklyn & Manhattan
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youre not going, are you ?
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Life is over! Just went to get tickets for all time low, sold out anyone got spares or wanna sell me theirs?
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congrats mollie! just wish i could have got some tickets
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it was Lies. and my fav song is not alone from room on the 3rd floor
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Did you know its Star Wars Day today... May the 4th be with you!
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there`s really no android twitter app of Tweetie`s calibre
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was jst out there wednesday
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wut itell u yesterday lol
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Just got in a fight and kicked out of the bar. At least I knocked him out. Have a fat lip though. Pulled another number
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Monday morning Lots to go out.. just waiting for a mate to add a style to my table and im set
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catching up on House season finale monday!
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can`t find her favorite Nike shorts
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