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i wish i was in Jonathon Ross` audience right now
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Good Morning campers, I`m not a happy bear this morning, had an awful dream during the night, & am v worried.
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no food in the cupboards... sent mum to Tesco
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i really wanna go to australia and england.
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been there! need somewhere NEW
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Mucking about on Guitar Rig 3. The demo, that is
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Omg soo tired! On my way home! Long busy day ; had fun meeting new people and catching up with some people!
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just when i get the music to start playing..i clicked 'home'
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http://bit.ly/13f5m0 You are not alone in your disbelief but I am quite happy with evolution. It beats the alternatives posited
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home now and added a few more Grice`s to my list
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insomniac over here as well
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off to bed with my sore ****
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said final farewells to roommate. almost finished packing then it`s dc or bust on the 3rd. california: i divorce you x 3!
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if you were down the road from me you can bet i would be right there #MMOT
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studying for my exam tomorrow @ 2 & packin up!
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we are going all out!
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I feel like drinking wine, but I don`t have any.
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Is warm soy milk and amazake with cocoa powder and agave
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And I fell asleep 10 minutes into the Saget roast.
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I left a chocolate egg sitting in my office, and now it`s calling my name......................
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Tired, But glad its a bank holiday
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_Read perhaps it is all those background apps!
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nothing to do on a friday night
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i looked for you but couldn`t find you amongst the crowd
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Bored, making a mothers day card
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Same here. But I am just going to browse SA until I get bored.
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have an extra Justin Rutledge ticket for the Mod Club tonight
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trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both
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awesome i just ruined all my white clothes i never remember to separate
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fully understands why these cats have cabin fever! Holy ****.. I really wanna be outside!!
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Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.
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There is a faux gothy chick looking at me, sorry I am not going to camden and I like pop-punk and jimmy eat world
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ok, I want to quit my job.....
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Mmmm, shower.
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The book bloggers panel is not listed anywhere in the program! Be there tomorrow at 2pm in room 1E15. #BEA09
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lunch in the forrest ... its so baron. fpu is so dead
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I know but unfortunately I`m one of the fifteen bazillions of Americans without health insurance. awesome
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u didn`t hit me up
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when in doubt go with the instincts.
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_Kid congrats; im still jobless
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Moooorning! Fancy a coffee?
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What about having one in TAMPA? I`ve been all excited to do the hunt, but I`m too far from any of those cities
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no you dont
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who are the crew? please dont be me... i dont think it is but i could be wrong i have been a number of times...
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I am in a middle of a industrial estate in pirate ffancy dress,ready to do a 7 mile walk
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Tell my work to give me two days off in a row! Stat! I`m full time I`m supposed to have priority
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That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!
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just paid $221/mo for a dedicated server . Would rather get a slice , but I using MS SQL
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http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode
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thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me
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whatever do you mean?
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I need to go to ATL, mainly just to go to Ikea. The stuff I want isn`t available online.
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Is ahhh, ching chong wing wong ping pong ding dong!
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Why am I still upppp????? LOL. Work in less than 5 hours.
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in accounting class ; then detention after
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It isn`t easy! Be there for support, it is the best thing you can do is offer your love & support! Lost both of mine early
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Made coffee cake for her mom
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_daarling haha yah it`s walking distance from my house Mission Tiki Drive-In haha every summer we go like every weekend
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got an email from my auntie bout fathers day... mothers day w/seven moms but fathers day will consist of 2 dads #realitycheck
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But why do I have to spend it in the office
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Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce
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- We drank ours away, May Day Bank Holiday today
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babe u aint been reading my tweets- my phone has fallen apart. My new on comes nxt wk. The track ball keeps fallin out my phone
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Constructivist learning theory - anybody? Oh wait..... there`s always wikipedia right?!
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making more muffinsss, wheat jerm AANNNDD psyillium husk
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Now I need to find the Keynote one! At least I know where to go! #ScreenCastsOnline
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i hella wanted a sausage mcmuffin but when i gt there breakfast was over
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cuss u siad u weren`t having it...lol
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im sorry i wish that i was there instead (it would give you a good excuse to get away from him) hehe...i love you <3
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Na my friend.. why? you ask is it my great physique lol
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wishes would admit she has a new lovah
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wifeyyyyyy me no likey u siky
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Ever since Orchid quit drinking from a bottle, she`s been eating us out of house and home! Holy **** girl! Still not drinking milk though
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Cover the tomm. event baby! Id like a live blogging on it
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there is always traffic heading back here to long island on fridays.
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sorry I can`t help it, hopefully it rubs off on you.
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Back at home,11 hours till work
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maybe you need to start a 'wholey created by evolution' or 'wholely composed of matter' flickr group
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_Lynn _raquel ahh man ok if y`all end up doin sumthin else let me kno so I can meet y`all 2 see wht yal gone do..
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I did
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wants this summer to actually have some sun in it
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that`s enough! I`ll do nothing for 2 hours.
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Going I sleep today was a long day happy mothers day to all the moms out there
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nothing right now to do
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Totally just skid all over the road.
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time to relieve stress at the gym!! Someone should write speeches, take exams and do research for me
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my gut feel says its gonna be a boy ababa
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Thinking of summer
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Going to Leeds
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His beard is addressed in this week`s LOLs.
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haha you are just as bad as I am.... Well perhaps a little less retarded . I am attempting to knit myself gloves this winter
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reviews done, 30 new sentences, 100+ iknow done wow on a role
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meee.. I have a Penguin wallpaper on the backround on my phone, computer, ps3, ipod touch and on my twitter
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nah im pooped from moving 2day im just laying down relaxing lol
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needs a non-long distance boyfriend/girlfriend. Watching Sonny with A Chance
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ohh shardup! hehe. hes hot lah, gotta admeeet! bleh.
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Cavs do it again!! Oh yea!
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is up early to send someone off at the airport! http://plurk.com/p/x2wsw
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totally! except we can`t ride on the sidewalk like when we were kids. a lot more safe than on the road with crazy drivers.
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ack ~ of course i`m a person! but i think knows that
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