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You should spray yourself with the non smelling repellant that stinks to high heaven
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wanted to sleep but a friend from Denmark just poked me on IM
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Haha,I just may do that,yo!
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Oh Chris, so sorry about Mr. Raccoon. Obviously NOT a FEMALE, cuz any female of ANY SPECIES would adore you. Hugs, Angel
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_anke What`s wrong with the ski slopes of MK? They`ve got coffee shops as well y`know!
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@ Cleaning the house! going out at 3 to see a soccergame with friends
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Woo hoo - we have that recipe
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Oh I`ve got that one & the stp x step one on VHS. Tried connecting our video to harddrive to copy to DVD but didnt work
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why you come down in sept? that`s when i start school
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no way to comment on site unless you are a member
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? ALREADY FINISHED CHATTING . HAHA .. ?
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It`s not the internal fuse either Poop. Might have to get the spare out of the loft, although that might be a job for 2 people...
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so now that I have a whole 20 followers, 5 of them actual people, I don`t know what to write in here anymore
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MCFLY?!! Aren`t they the best band ever? I wish I were there to watch the concert. Singapore isn`t a place they`d tour.
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goodnight world.... goodnight eddplant.
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alright alright! I will be tuning in and taking notes - remember what I said before (got a spot? raising my handz - both
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Thinking bout maddies comments
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Methinks it`s time to read A Doll`s House + Streetcar and get some quotes, and then PHYSICS!
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_in_Forks ::static:: I know! I`ve barely seen anyone since I got into Paris yesterday. I`ve just been walking around. ::static::
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just arrived at , on about 150 fellows i can`t see a girl!
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I am down I need my snuggles but he is at work and he don`t like to snuggle ironic huh...
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heyyy! how are you todayy?!
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horseback riding
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Forgot my power cable at home today
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Dinner with the family. Watching wild child in the car
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College cops: they get suspicious when they see more than one person in a group together.
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Is listening to the new jonas brothers song
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and Mike for bring it to me even tho it was really late and he has to get up at 5am in the morning...
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im officially done with school til fall.
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well you can lol
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I sometimes feel like the only person in the world without an iphone
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yes dear.... ... I`m opff bbl8r
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ilooked in my phone book and ur name was the first to show and i was like i got ti-ti number but it was just ur email
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math is all that is left for the day, then the DMV
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I`m trying to convince to wait a bit to see Up! as well. She doesn`t want to see it with me
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Sitting at home watching ATL for the 2 time todayy Waiting for Jess to come at like 630 then go get Marg and head out later to Second Sat
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I don`t even look at their fabric unless I need polar fleece. It`s worth the extra $ to go to Needle and Thread.
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Thanks! Am trying.. (keeping my chin up, ouch!)
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Tactical mistake: going to the city library and buying milk. Who knew? OUCH OUCH OUCH. Maybe a good thing I didn`t try for uni.
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Monday, Monday. Mr. Cade is home on the couch & I have lots to do today!
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guess I`ll start getting some of my camping and fishing stuff together for Wed & Thurs trip to Braunig Lake......
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Finally Ubuntu 9.04 arrived as a disc
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I won`t be getting any ROTF toys `till MUCH later. Tell me if anybody isn`t/is worth getting.
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I need to buy a cheap verizon phone
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Supernatural was mega good Now I`m off to bed, urgh long day of school tomorrow x
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hahaha, yes, our discussions always seem to jump around randomly
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Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X
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I want chocolate!
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Back in the office for a hectic week - but the weekend was awesome
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wish my nicky were home too
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napppinggg, then work 7 - 11
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My copy shipped Friday, if it shows up today, I`ll tune in.
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last night in newport
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No one to rub it in
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Yogulicious? another sour sally competitor
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I only ever seem to listen to Dirty these days. Most of our CD`s are still at Greg`s parents
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I only have one day left in school My 16th is approaching
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The latest season doesnt air on any of the Indian tv channels. So, I kinda download the episodes / view them online
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Signing off for the night. Watching 'The Reader' and I`m sure I`ll snooze off at some point. Good night all
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rmbr the time when we torned for the night in sentosa? I was the only one who didnt have to spit out the ' 3 unknown facts' abt myself
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I want 2 get my nails done today, but according 2 superstition I can`t. Guess I`ll have 2 wait til tomorrow then.. off 2 French!
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Yeah, I`m getting ready to go get pizza. Then nothing to do Maybe _2gnt will want to play Xbox.
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My saying now http://bctiny.com/po4me
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_Reid Lol. It was the dissing of the were-octopus that did you in. However, he redeems himself by rescuing you from a were-spider.
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Well not JUST making dinner making dinner with WET HAIR!
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_anke What`s wrong with the ski slopes of MK? They`ve got coffee shops as well y`know!
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_carter Your video is set to private..
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yes - it has put a damper on us 'getting to know' Georgetown! Instead he is watching tv and I am catching up on invoices.
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off to lunch with all the people from aikido
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sitting next to magicmoment
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_Gov hi gov!! How are you?
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shopping! Migawd. i don`t want to surf the net anymore.
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back to athens. ????? ? ??????
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Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134
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Going home... with sore #eyes
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finally packed...thinking its time for some sleep! Ready for Chicago!
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It`s this year. Can`t catch it, won`t be in NY till Oct 2010 http://bit.ly/AF8JT
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wow! party! my new life! it is awesome! no more girlfriends they just create tons of drama! babes at a party is the way to go! just w ...
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Not been on for a while eh Barry lol.Tweet deck is like prehistoric lol
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Morning...I woke up to watch on the Today show. You rocked it girl. Wish I could have been there. So close but so far away
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: Geez, a cool man like him be the villains. Too bad
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just looked at your hotel web site..what a place but they do massage and thats my job.. lol lol
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wee. done with advance audit paper
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What are some good places to eat in Los Angeles, want to try something different today
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I`m having a fantastically miserable time so far...
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morning to you too joe
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FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.
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Home. Got some nice plugs but no chipotle
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awake from the nap
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_Exp not where i live.
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my tree tipped over in the lawn
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I�m good! You coming on just as I�m off to drive home...
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_ci Im not reasonable... It`s 1:35am now and gotta wake up early tomorrow on my first day of holidays! have a great evening!
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todays line up: more work on OS bluetooth app, a brief stint with Uniservity and if I get time some CS4 tutorials... busy bank holiday
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I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.
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_dee yeah, i bought some when I was making those crispy waffles
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IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT
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mitchell i tryed to add you on xbox live lastnight during when i was in your live show, but your friends list is full
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not sure... there are fanciful expensive ones - but some basic ones are not expensive... Try the 24hr `M` shopping place
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Back in Spain
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