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has gone through about 6 tea bags , call me obbsessed , i say thirsty
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the cuckoo is back! this year`s model starts chirping at 11 am instead of 4 am.
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http://twitpic.com/5rylt - ur so lucky! there, the stage its so close of theem! here not i think we`re dangerous (?
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I mean someone hit a dog with a car. It was just laying there
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Your schmoo is moving? Are you sad?
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its almost lunch time for you
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I really should put up a pic, I guess.
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Pigs catching Swine Flu and Avian Flu, risking the development of Flying Pig Flu? Awesomely funny
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she had another song out recently but it didn`t get that much play
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The first thing she said means 'Your new album is really good' and the second thing, 'Don`****`s broken'. I am Persian!
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Soooo high
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is up too early
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in IT-lesson at school and eating salad
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I want to go to Universal too!
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_ hehe go dye it beb! put more blonde innn mine is lighter than it was, left it in a bit too long oops><
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That be it, my Nathan sense was tingling.
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Ok just woke up and need to get ready before a day of getting twitterena 2.1 submitted!
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have no line bi-focals for over 3 yrs now. End up taking glasses off to read close up.
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just got back from the pool, need to ice the knee
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pulling articles
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okay...just eat cookies && not share with me lol
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Took a long nap...I feel like I should still be asleep
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Grabbing coffee from then making mom breakfast
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What`s all your fault?
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Running in the rain
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Thats Not a Golf Buggy LOL it`s a Australia Zoo Buggy The staff use it to get around and give certain patrons a life
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is going to run a circle...also...ab zum Spooohort.
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of couuuurse fika i`ll pray thes best for you then.
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next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it
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Is going to school. leave me stuff.
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i suppose this will be in the blog post, but could u email me who was there too
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Off To The Movies With Abby (Who I Have Not Seen In FOREVER) To See Star Trek. L8er Twitter Folk
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Me and the calculator made lots of little algebra babies today
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aweee im sorry but deep down u know i love ya!
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ARCHIE ANDREWS WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! veronica?
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wow thats impressive! luckily im not in rush but i feel for friends who aren`t getting any younger but cant move house tricky
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FAWXING CRAYONS
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Where`d that ? come from? No pup for now. But certainly in the near future. Maybe a beagle. It depends. I do muss my fatboy.
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back from dinner w. my family. i`m not meeting christine anymore sunny weather tomorrow and a day out & about. i want red bull!
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it`s Mothers Day today
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Been there done that with the laundry! you know it sucks, but it is so nice to of them to do it...just say thanks.
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i`m in AD for another week- visa work
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Watching Rugrats anndd Tweeting, of course!
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Off to work now apparently sun shining not a valid excuse to stay home
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another purse? Need to see photos.
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mine do it no matter WHO i`m on the phone with!
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I really want a Shish kebab... Going to have to settle for toast
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And i ain`t happy go lucky, its just today... The world don`t feel ugly
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In honour of #starwarsday, I have fired up a New Hope in the DVD player in full THX glory
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i am leaving soon for Kansas City to take some of my stuff. Only 8 days of living in Carthage left.
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At nosely safari park with Leah
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and the grease drip pan doubles as a butter dish (in a pinch)
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which one? On Sportv ? Will connect righ the way
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Sad thing is samsam loves my sexy crooked body! And she wants to **** it now
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Shoutout to Reyah my fellow Philly homegirl we`re both making the best of hard situations (PUSH) pray until something happens.. much love
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@_missrachel how much?
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105% of people between 18-24 yrs in DK is on facebook, more profiles than citizens in that range Where are you in DK? And Why?
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Caught up with apprentice last night, poor Howard, it was Lorraine`s turn to go
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I dont see it? where do u see it listed at cause I dont
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She is all I can ever think about. http://twitpic.com/4wg12
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Wow the vicodin must have worked I over slept... Better get updating BJADAY.com or I will not have a job
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Yeah, I hired some guy named Lenny to tend to the rabbits this year.
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esther rhymes with: investor, tester, jester, pester, polyester, semester, sylvester, requester... just to name a few
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ummm not with me?
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no its the same
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getting ready for the day, out then work till close
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yes, Mondays are hard! Hope you have a great day too & have the opportunity to get out at some point into the sun
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Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!
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_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there`s a eu-tour this fall,I`ll be there! I want a rebound
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_J We`re in the same boat.
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HELLOOOO !!!
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There`s no pause button in the game of life.
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Other people have their Glasgow ones, standing and seats, for all nights.
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_Lambert Fans from outside the US wish they could vote for Adam too!
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Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages
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going to bed
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I cant follow any1 on FollowFriday LOL u guys follow
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Going to French. Anyone want to pick me up?
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lol ! You take David lah ! I want Danny not tom !
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If I told you how often I wash my hair you would never speak to me again
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....any sorry wahh!! lub u toooo ;)
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_Aries Me and that person have something in common then! LOL jk....
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you are a very naughty woman - we sooo have to meet!
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I always forget SOMETHING when I travel. I am at Newark airport.
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last day at Adobe buuuut I just registered for online tech writing course!
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sooo cloooseee
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You forgot moi #twpp
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May 10 is Human Kindness Day.
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What are you designing?
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is texting
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1:30am goin to sleeeeep
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from g`s to gents season 1
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Just woke up and saw that the sun isn`t out I need to start waking up early
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I don`t have the app that does it
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morning to you too joe
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LOVE getting gifts in the mail from my very wonderful friends back home!! How I miss Myrtle Beach so much... A little homesick today
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My younger sister flies in next week for a two week visit. So blessed to look forward to seeing family members visit.
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: Chillin` at home-watching a movie on tv & making some 'healthified' streusel coffee cake.
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_FP Awh shoot. Make a detour and come to PR forget Indiana haha
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_dollaz Yay...you like CT. People always tryna **** on it when they`ve never even been there.
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