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Get on a plane! Come drink my Cristal with me
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Wife & I split duties tonight.Wife headed to OSU for daughter`s ath trng rcption. I`m at son #1`s school paper banquet.Can`t make both.
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Eatin dinna, herd tom brady not movin 2 fast
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hahaha! Yes, I do
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but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?
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why do i turn red
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more packing, cleaning, and getting **** done. last day in this apartment. this time tomorrow my **** will be in storage
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I`m grateful that my kids also don`t like them, lol. Textbooks are a tool, not the sole means of education
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Not here in Stamford.
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is going to sleep. Tomorrow Exam Review
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Room is clean, now it`s time for breakfast
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_ife not to forget cinnamon!
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heh, thats the same theme I used on http://leetbix.net
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Has got the slow cooker going, now just to get ready for work
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does the Creepy Lolipop guy play head esploder 5 ??
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<----------- is listening the **** out of Lamb of God
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. I`m sitting here with this girl that urk my nerves damm yo
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*hugs*
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_carter THE LINK DOESNT WORK
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nah they were mine had ones without fingers
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so which one are you The Good, The Bad or The Ugly
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Edward Cullen. <3 Hahaha.
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Now I have no SKy until Monday
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_El_Rumi I just do English with them. Half my conversation is in English anyway - fii mushkila ma`a al modem wa al router
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_assassin We are soooo sorry We love kitties and know how much they become a part of you.
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Luke M here, thanks Ps Chris! Ur husband is pretty cool I reckon! Sorry u were feeling sick and hope you feel better soon!
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you did not write back to me
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planning how to move back home...the regression process is in motion
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DANG...when did they plant those thorny bushes there? OUCH...no kitty hugs today
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Pair it up with Fringe on Tuesday? That smells like a win imo as well.
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Im going in now, it looks like the sun has gone
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definitely, or even just 'i`ll call you', they never do how was ur day? ****
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Varsity Fanclub will never be the same!!
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Its cloudy outside
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I have to spend lots of our money on a new boiler...great!!! Not so lucky hey
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The music video I made for my project for `This City is Contagious` by is uploading to YouTube now.
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WHAT`S UP MY HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE ???? I MISS YOU LIVE LAST NIGHT I HOPE YOUR ON TONIGHT . I WILL HIT YOU UP CUTIE
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Maybe JD can help you out there I don`t know though But I will ask!
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Have you seen Wolverine? Might want to change that pic. There`s a new sheriff in town.
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Morning all sun is shining, birds are singing - time for a cuppa T in the garden while reading tweets http://twitpic.com/4ws9r
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_Bayliss Naww... when should we go on mega scotter?
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girl u sit ya double decker neck **** DOWN and talk about ppl who are on ur LEVEL and not above
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Well. . . the beginning of a new week and guess where I am. . . at the office 4more days till Friday. . .
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vineri...nimic special sau probabil un alt weekend pierdut...
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my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.
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I`d have read it but I`m not sure you would have wanted my opinion
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making my mom a mothers day card
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http://twitpic.com/4jcjj - Boagsie actually is still this small lol - him at 4 years old
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still needs another 6 hours of sleep
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ohh yes. I`ve rented one and thought the same; very roomy. But hubby wont go for it. welp, congrats on the new baby
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Have somebody installed vCenter Server 4 on Windows 2008 x64 w SP2? SP2 is not in the compability matrix
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yard house too packed. Three people deep at bar.... went to pf changs....got right in
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better get some sleep soon. she has to get up and go to Sunday meetin` so she can pass out invites to her jewelery party.
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Family...friend... It`s good for the industry i plan on going into...Far FAR away from Ohio I hate it here.
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I`ll use that for my next defense.
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no its pre made jelly and its for me and bradie
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I hear tonight is the last jleno show
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My twitterberry wont work on my friends and me
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@__emilyy you guys are the bomb haha
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EXPECTO PATRONUM!!! ----- nothing happens..
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he`s here sleep over with the MR. night peeps !
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'They' being the husband or the girl?
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i want to see go:audio, someone take me please? 5DAYS(L)
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do you need to go on a bike ride?
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Is going to school. leave me stuff.
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I`m surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus
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is seventeen today and is trekking from chorleywood to see and in cambridge <3
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Must. get. up.
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i been coolin and **** ya know me
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http://twitpic.com/4jjdx - Soak your had in hot water (but not boiling) for about 30mins - it`ll pull them right out
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she was wonderful, did not get to meet her though
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****. I had 11 goldfish. Oh well, that`s my dinner. Anyways! Check out my blog yoooo http://weaselbee.blogspot.com/
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oh no its ok they are coming on just now x]
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Yep, I do.
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May 10 is Human Kindness Day.
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I guess you didn`t hear the grumbles when kindle came out with no cover. My purse +eink screen = shortcut to broken screen
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Well actually - Larin is my name. The 'model' is what I do (besides sleeping, crawling, etc..)
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LOL! Girl that video disturbed me and I love the hk theme too cute!
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....welcome to public transport X
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On my way home in the sunshine with a bag full of my stuff from work...
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http://twitpic.com/67kvt - my bestie leah havent seen her in so long
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summer clothes panic over..I see rain clouds !! still going swimming though..I`m feeling in a holiday mood
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what you doing?
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could do, will the fact that its bank holiday make any difference? lemme check my money situation also
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I was so close into entering Pogue `s book today ' World according to twitter' , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It should take you back to colorado where you belong
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tres rude VICTOR! :\
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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I wish Saturday Night Fever was on again! I couldn`t stay up lastnite for the whole thing
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That be it, my Nathan sense was tingling.
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I dont understand sensex..but wow!
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nah they were mine had ones without fingers
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got my cable set up! WIN! got my lock put on my door! WIN! feeling a tad neglected... FAIL.
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Nvd i was sitting on it
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_Lia Should have grabbed some on the way to work
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shower time
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and we`re back in buisiness
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Going to group therapy session, can`t wait to spill my guts... Ha ha ha
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Kicking Back In The Holidays No More School for a whiles
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I need to watch Star Trek
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