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Me and the calculator made lots of little algebra babies today
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no way to comment on site unless you are a member
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I would if I was home
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Ooopps over slept. Is it really 10am? Best get up then and get my shizzle in gear
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i got all my hair cut off, it`s almost above my ears
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Indeed!
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i thought ur account was fake. but, it`s true, sorry david!
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I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend
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Wow- you are sharing some of my long list.
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My Boss is in Las Vegas on the 14th A.P.P. Conference.......pfff
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I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.
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making my mom a mothers day card
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Apparently its Star Wars Day today - so May the 4th be with you http://tinyurl.com/axsujx
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I hide my berry like a slave REGULARLY only today I was caught by massa & im def not light enough to be a juice pouring slave
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I`m going to bed ....it`s weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn`t call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious
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morning to you too joe
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_defcon1 I gather you guys continued the drinking after I left?
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Ready, Set.... hmmm DELAY
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Let me know how that turns out!!
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Oh well, there go my hopes for seamless transfer of blog however I am now on track and will have it up and running sometime this eve
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Britain`s Got Talent? Such a cute little girl. Feel so sorry for her! Hope Simon finds the time! ****
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sweetie pie, buttercup, married ppl share hehehehehe.....this includes ur shoe collection I am trading UP!
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& you still are not following me
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I want some grape juice.
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going to work, it`s 3:30am
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can`t wait to be at home again.. let the sun shine and warm my frozen bones, please!
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Lame remarks like 'I wonder if they like blondes in NZ'. Umm...only if you have to ask.
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hmm.. idk that song.
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170th update
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http://bit.ly/Wl9yL i want to go here
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Eww its gross here & a lady keeps looking at me weird ha ha but another smiled & asked me if i was in their company..me in the army? LOL
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i want to see you on tour!
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_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin` i know he doesn`t want to have one.. booo..
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watching 'la rosa de guadalupe' damm this episode is so true they are people that make fun of the people that are virgins
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just realized tonight`s Drake
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Boring. Sunny Monday. No school. Tired. Lazy. Hungry. Yeah, in a great mood!
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Good Morning Plan for the day: Church followed by F1 & lunch at mum & dads. Then DM discussions of Star Trek!
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will have to pare down his collection of portraits of and bangbang
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That ur anti is what I understood from the message. Sorry left off ur don`t vote BNP msg at end due 2 space
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GIRLFRIEND!
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I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED TO SEE U IM ON SOME BS 4REAL DEADASS LMAO
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I so don`t wanna go outside, I don`t have anything to do there Maybe I will write later...
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_M Make one with something about the Charger?
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I know!!!! He didn`t ask me
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Watching the CAVS!!!!!
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Homework & Study Guides
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http://twitpic.com/4wry2 - look, , the rosemary in my back garden, in CameraBag`s 'Lolo' mode
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Not actually managed to purchase anything from the ovi store yet. Constant server error on check out
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Just sang 'Shine' by Newsboys in the car with Holla!
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_and_Easy when will these stores in Sacramento open? Been waiting and nothing
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talkshow with Larry, then Cage?
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Is trying to recover from a broken heart....yet again for the 2nd or 3rd time
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Because you`re not exactly in those parts of Northern Emirates It was 5.3 Richter I think.
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i could really fancy a nap right now but i am at work at 7am and i feel that if i nap now i am wasting my evening
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what are you? flavor of the day?
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_idiots hahaha! I don`t work in a **** you know alrighty mister, have YOU done any public may dancing today?
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the end when they sing this is me and when they sing play my music
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indian or the cowboy? actually considering going to the carnival
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its like 2 in the morning..sometimes I just don`t know exactly what is best to do..but I will def. figure it out! ...HAPPY MOMS DAY!
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Paper writing til my heart`s content
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success! after much grumbling abt how we always waste money on useless gifts, mum sees the ipod nano and loves it
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Watching aliens with my boobie at craig rise house 11 early bedtime for the grown ups
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waiting for someone`s SMS. it`s been weeks and nearly a month :?
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needs 1000 words for 502 part 2 .... then freedom ..... until another few assignments and exams
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i dont want you to go to india
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just wants to hear his voice
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Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.
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Excited about having an empty apartment to ourselves for a little while
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until I break up with you via a 27 second phone call
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beat? don`t understand
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You guys can make it through!
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_carter it says the video is private... and won`t let me watch
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if I do that, I`ll have no pc
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Spending a weekend doing nothing but being domestic ? You said it!
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Varsity Fanclub will never be the same!!
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@_writersblock_ I`m sure you are. Toasties wasn`t far behind.
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what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:
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forgot about my old twitter account please follow itsjeff i will stop this account soon...i prefer the address that doesnt have my age
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Ah GDit! Ranger game this afternoon
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Charlie Brown What are you doing today? What time is it??
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remember and drink plenty of fluids! and no buwieser dose not count!
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i was an extra. got ready for work for nothing. studying all night
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_Lambert Fans from outside the US wish they could vote for Adam too!
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just spent the day with Bridget and a small thing that got wind and farted a lot - oh yeah, her baby! Now slightly broody!
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Yup theory is GREAT but the reality is beyond imagination... I also made the same planning not knowing VS will FAIL on me
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New article about band called MGMT @ ATBFM.SOLIDSYN.NET
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Good morning/afternoon/night to all.....studying as usual!
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- touched a real live Cube in Hamilton. Dealership closed - couldn`t sit in it though
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So vacation is good so far?
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I love Dawn Chorus noisier the better miss Church Bells too...crazy I know...Was going for a cycle with a friend..not now
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Got insurance forms for Polo. Feel a bit Has to be done though.
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I had one of those in south Florida. Mowing around it could hurt
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i have no followers
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Woken up finally after a long night out, tea, toast and TV coming up...
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_lou27 i have moved through to edinburgh from glasgow - new flat, no phone line or broadband
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my mums trying to make me feel ebtter about stopping voting adn not winning shortstack. i almost cried.
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Hey, that`s my Bug! And my martini glasses . . .
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19 years for Phil Spector http://bit.ly/199ZWD
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it`s Mothers Day today
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Signing off. Mom`s day tomorrow.
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