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I have too much work to drink now. but I do love afternoons in the pub.
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lol, sunny and 18 yesterday, Igloo melted, attacked by bushes, recovering today. How`s things in Chocolateland?
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I`m up way past my bed time. gonna catch sum snl.
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Big booming thunder storm almost here. Maybe we can all go home early??? Ah... probably not.
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I could, but that would require today not to be a duvet day. I imagine that my outfit for the Wendyhouse will be photo worthy
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ISHRA!! haha, cassie ventura? ...not after her haircut! where were you yesterday during the beat music awards?
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Have a great show Doug, have fun. Im sorry that I wont be there to watch you
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watching click, they are talkin about twitter and celebrityTweet im just gonna get ready for work
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Think I have sunstroke.
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wants a new phone. ugh my b-day in 3 weeks ya`ll
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you Wish that would have been your tweet after you followed me.
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American trade journalists ask PRs `how are you` almost 100% of the time; UK journalists? Erm...not so much How come?
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counting down the hours until I can finally drink this blossom hill stupid work
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As long as you take me with you
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Watching Almost Famous with Andrew, Michael, and Yolanda
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Tonight is the last Jay Leno late nigt show
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went OUT 4 a meet up & MAY B hangin & or hittin a club or bar IF the car holds up LOL :-P
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_twitz lol...hiiii yourself. Maybe lay off the patron and down a bottle of water!
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gooooodnight i fully gave up on my english. pride and prejudice. love the movie HATE the book ;)
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http://twitpic.com/66u67 after the shot calmin down!
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YAY! Thanks for the #followfriday. #FAILFriday is still winning, though.
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YO I`m just on the computer
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so how have you been doing ?
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this is for http://tinyurl.com/d8fgxr
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Morning everyone!!!
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dont look at my toes... put shoes on, then painted big toe!
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voyed on MTV Movie Awards Mostly on TWILIGHT and SLUMDOG http://is.gd/wBt6
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jia you !
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i want some grape soda, jack fowers` fault. also, i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!
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So I love my mac but msn doesn`t work on it still
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go into an anti-gravity chamber then you can tell gravity to suck it.
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It`s about to rain!!
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i like them all i just saw the movie 4.8 i would give it a 5 if Tyler Perry wasn`t in it
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at the drive ins with daa crewww
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Morning everybody
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Wow, the new Google icons suck http://bit.ly/z7JIE
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your understanding would require taking paragraph 3 out of context. But para5 COULD lead to opting out of EVERY class.
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I miss having nothing to do except lay out beside the pool every day of the summer. That was much better than spending all day in class.
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got my cable set up! WIN! got my lock put on my door! WIN! feeling a tad neglected... FAIL.
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a bacon roll and a tea and the (hack)day is your friend #openhacklondon
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Wow.... I thought we`d only be gaming for 8 hours but here I am 13 hours later seeing the last person out. <_< Long session, but fun.
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seriously?? link plzz
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is on the radio
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everyone get #buckonellen one of the topic things!
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I did
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Waiting in line for the Beast with Matthew. I won`t be riding.
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thank you saw your comment on the chew aerobics, really tickled me
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For me everything ok except install crashed at the end and now Safari crashes at every cmd+Q
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_ good to be back! It`s really late though and I just got back from scaring some people and I`m pleased but really tired
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that was such a tease! I cant wait til Sunday!! but then after that, nothing until November oh well, i can wait!
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I don`t remember cause I was watching so many on youtube... LOL will get back to you
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i really wanted to go to surfers today
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_iain well my team couldn`t
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Just found out I have to leave my lovely flat!! And been waiting 2.5 hours for a plumber. Still no job news. Not a good day
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i guess i`ll do both since i cant really decide which one to choose
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haircut as short as possible, even change color , new me
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The 'holy cow' is what did this to me.
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My grandparents cat may die... I love that cat. I swear if he goes... / / /
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I wanna go, but I so freaking broke Have fun for me
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few grilled mushrooms and olives, feta cheese and coffee for breakfast.. should i try to sleep now..?
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haha i see im so bored rite now.. it seems like everyone is headin to vegas this weekend
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hehe yeah! but too late hun
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in less then a min i lost 2 followers
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TPS reports.
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i`ve locked up a mac once or twice in my time. ok, literally once or twice.
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When are you and coming over so we can violently agree?
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On our way to Disneyland... Without Retsi
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I have just looked the time and it is #BGT in 20mins. I may hibernate for an hour or so.
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Howz it going hun??
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Attach him to after all mammals mammary glands will produce milk. Or may be formula?
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haha it`s great. but i slept horribly last night.
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Right I now need breakfast. Let`s see if I can make it while Tweeting ;-) What am I thinking, I`m a bloke, multitasking is out lol
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I would be there... But I live across the country
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Yeaup. I was gonna tell ya that
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_go you sure ?
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i`m sorry but LOL! what is this about? waitt... you think your mum would still let you do bday stuff this weekend?
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it is very cheeky one, but nice too
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I am actually wanting to buy a bus one day & turn it into a motor home. Imagine a whopping big BlokesLib logo on it
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time for bed up in 6 hours
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No, that`s not right - I remember now. You were in a fearless tweet - we were both seen as fearless.
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yes please
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the signal that makes your internet 'go' is pretty bad getting a tech out will get that fixed up, though!
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4X4s are the shizz
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A long day with the family. I`m so tired now. Had fun!
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computers are a great distraction-but sometimes you should be exercising to getting your chores done instead.
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just wanna be there tonight
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Morning. I closed out EUR/JPY 132.25 @ 132.00 and place a stop @ 130.55 @ 131.55. That 132.25 was executed while i was asleep
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and I have a gentleman`s agreement: Whoever wins the first match (or is it best of three?) pays for the other person`s copy.
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I tried both. is unstoppable.
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Work, work. Me not that kind o` orc.
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what dey do homie? I wish it would stop raining already!! Plus my vacay is almost over
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thanks for following me but who are you? hmmmm... twitter back !! ox
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My Chemical Romance Official Sodahead Profile http://www.sodahead.com/mychemicalromance/
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: I`m real
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I`m going to bed ....it`s weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn`t call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious
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I couldn`t find P4 so I couldn`t show Brantley my feet and now its raining
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TweetDeck is acting really strange! Hum........ reinstall maybe. Update on the horizon? Or is it just another Adobe memory leak
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WHAT`S UP MY HOMIEEEEEEEEEEE ???? I MISS YOU LIVE LAST NIGHT I HOPE YOUR ON TONIGHT . I WILL HIT YOU UP CUTIE
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I worked more today than I did yesterday, but my time card says that I worked the same.... oh well... Hello weekend!
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Tyring to pack for my Aruba trip (soul beach music fest)
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