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Getting ready for work and the sun is shining, plus it`s the w/e! Bgt tonight..... what am I gonna do after it`s finished?!
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whats the point of wisdom teeth? NOTHING! grr in so much pain and i look like a chipmunk FML
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the film has some of the best special effects ever
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had a life changing redhead - she got away
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is an inspirational love story ,
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real stressed
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Thanks too
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a mediocre exercise in target demographics , unaware that it 's the butt of its own joke .
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why do u feel ****? Nerves? I tripped over that plastic telescope at 6:40 am yesty, I fell into the wall my head still hurts
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Boingo connected without fuss this time, but it`s slower`n snail piss... (MDW, Food Count between Concourses A and B)
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I smell cake but I don`t see any cake on the oven!
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me too. I hate my computer so much..
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Yep, lost my bet to chris
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... continue to impress
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high note
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appealingly
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about each other against all odds
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My Brita SpaceSaver Pitcher is a daily hassle. I drink and otherwise use a lot of water, and was pleased with a different Brita pitcher that I broke. The SpaceSaver does in fact save space, but after that, it is nothing but trouble.It leaks.The entire top falls off, and water spills.Water flows into the handle.The flap...
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would take a complete moron to foul up a screen adaptation of oscar wilde 's classic satire
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ZOMG SO CUTE MATT. **** thats a good movie
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, a lot of people wasted a lot of their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential .
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at lengthy dialogue scenes
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Education doesn`t move forward because we keep repeating our past (sigh)
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yes but 75% are on the wrong wireless plan
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Shen computer just broke Time to get the old IBM out...
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at your neighbor 's garage sale
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Was a little slow to try this one, but Ben & Jerry`s Mission to Marzipan is a bit of a letdown.
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a not-so-bright mother and daughter
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that never really busts out of its comfy little cell
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I justwatched like, 5 straight episodes of escaped on ID Discovery channel. A guy imprisoned 6 women, killed 2 and cooked them
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lucky e went! jealous!
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a standout performance
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LOL, such a dork. Hmm, is that book pretty good? Maybe I should check it out. That`s why 4gb sucks 8 isn`t much better.
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As Simon/Idol might say, 21life sentences not good enough for Chester Stiles. How can one **** a 2 year old child?! How the F? Why?
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i had a new friend who called himself shame.
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its one-sidedness
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star bruce willis
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five screenwriters are credited with the cliché-laden screenplay ;
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incoherence and
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I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!
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though there 's a clarity of purpose and even-handedness to the film 's direction
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ugly , pointless , stupid
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the astute direction of cardoso and
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shrewd but pointless .
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's this rich and luscious
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is broken by frequent outbursts of violence and noise .
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ultra-cheesy dialogue
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most purely enjoyable and satisfying
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im not a cookie so i wont comment heh. who were those 2 girls who sang Crush btw? wud u know?
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endearing
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almost as offensive as `` freddy got fingered . ''
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I dont feel well i got a dentist appointment later.
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auntiegail says `Today I am picking up the hi-vis vests for the kids they say `Auntie Gails Childminding Service` ****.`
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you getting a ton of spam mail into your inbox?? I am too.... driving me insane!!
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victorious
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greatest play
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great shame
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it 's not bad prose
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Are they abusing your service? Manual follower management is a pain. I love the style.
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ultimately this is a frustrating patchwork : an uneasy marriage of louis begley 's source novel ( about schmidt ) and an old payne screenplay .
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very obviously mark him as a video helmer making his feature debut
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grows decidedly flimsier with its many out-sized , out of character and logically porous action set pieces
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a true delight .
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that makes it attractive throughout
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suited to a quiet evening on pbs
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Hey Mia!! Go to bed!! (deangeloredman live > http://ustre.am/2NlC)
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so bored...
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into rules expecting a slice of american pie hijinks starring the kid from dawson 's creek
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Wasn`t all bad #celtics won! But yeah, hope the #redsox do better. Good morning BTW.
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come up with an adequate reason why we should pay money for what we can get on television for free
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viscerally exciting , and dramatically moving , it 's the very definition of epic adventure .
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I know! I can barely believe it`s almost over! Thanks for the review, lovely!
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the human cost of the conflict that came to define a generation
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is frustratingly unconvincing
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Happy Mother`s Day to all the moms out there!
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_hay The Twitter Happiness score for sw00p is: 418. http://happytweets.com I think I dropped by 1 point since yesterday.
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with the american dream
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rather unique approach
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never quite justifies its own existence .
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is worth searching out .
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it makes up for in heart .
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notable
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a sequence of ridiculous shoot - 'em - up scenes .
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'I think you should know this. He`s going to break up with you. And I just had to tell you. I`m sorry. I know you love him.'
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com`on dude always think that things can get worst
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an adrenaline boost
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the rock is destined to be the 21st century 's new `` conan '' and that he 's going to make a splash even greater than arnold schwarzenegger , jean-claud van damme or steven segal .
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stayn @ home from school. sick. doc says I have bronchitis
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becomes lifeless
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as a skillfully assembled , highly polished and professional adaptation ... just about as chilling and unsettling as ` manhunter '
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becoming a christmas perennial
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i want more but its just so bittersweet lol
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who uses the damage of war -- far more often than the warfare itself -- to create the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows
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... director john schultz colors the picture in some evocative shades .
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but utterly delightful .
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the high seas that works better the less the brain is engaged
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Just back from graduation. Two more doctors in the family now
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, murky and weakly acted
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Watering the plants at home. Drinking a delicious smoothie from morgans because my jamba exploded.
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