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A torturous waste of time .
Frank Gillis plays the mass murderer . Watch him cook and eat his victims right before your very eyes . The director of " Frozen Flesh " proudly claims that his film is the most explicitly gory , shocking , bloody and controversial movie ever made . A bunch of lies ! I have seen thousands of horror movies and I'm very ...
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Grimly bad .
I remember seeing " Grim " many years ago on Polish TV . To this day I consider it to be one of the worst pieces of utter garbage I have ever seen . The plot is about very hideous troll-like monster that carries a crude scythe and can walk through walls . Of course the creature likes to kill and eat it's victims which ...
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Absolutely horrid .
I watched this piece of horse crap yesterday and I was disappointed . " Fangs " offers literally nothing new aside from a shocking similarity to another really bad horror flick " Bats " . Corbin Bernsen is completely wasted as a local businessman , the rest of the cast is also horrible . There is absolutely no gore nor...
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Absolutely awful .
Sundown : The Vampire in Retreat is a rubbish . The acting is terrible , the atmosphere is non-existent and the characters are uninteresting . The only scary thing about this piece of scum is that majority of the IMDb users gave it a 10 . This is really horrifying . No gore , no suspense , no violence , nothing . Bru...
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Incredibly boring garbage .
Art student Richard Alfieri keeps dreaming that his twin brother ? who died before birth ? is determined to kill him and take over his body . Insanely melodramatic and extremely boring drama with no horror whatsoever . The suspense is completely absent as is the gore . After finishing one hour of this turd I was so utt...
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Another proof that Wes Craven is overrated .
Wes Craven-many horror fans consider him as a master of horror , but after watching his truly god-awful movies like " Deadly Friend " , " Invitation to Hell " and this one I came to conclusion that he is very overrated . Only three of his movies are actually worth watching : " Last House on the Left " which is brillian...
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Total failure .
Recently I saw this piece of crap on the Polish TV and phew ! what a stinker , I can't believe the good reviews people give it here . Michael Rooker , who gave us an incredible performance as Henry Lee Lucas in " Henry : Portrait of a Serial Killer " is totally wasted as a well-armed priest , yeah right ! ! ! While a f...
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Another really lame slasher flick .
Apart from two scenes of gratuitous nudity there's absolutely nothing to recommend here . " Too Scared to Scream " is completely lifeless , dull and bloodless outing in the slasher genre . The acting is awful , the pace is extremely slow and the final motif of a knife-wielding killer is so painfully stupid that it has ...
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Piece of garbage .
A dark and terrible secret lurks on the 13th floor of a plush city office block , where a supernatural curse has brought disaster to anyone who rents it . A mysterious ' presence ' has driven business to ruin , made office machinery break down and created a deadly lifeforce of its own in the electrical system . The tor...
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Unwatchable garbage .
Blood Diner is without a doubt one of the worst horror movies ever made . I couldn't find any merit , any redeeming values in this trash . It's amazing that some people actually like this movie . The story is extremely stupid , the cast is horrid and the music is awful . It's obvious that this is a zero-budget movie ...
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Painfully bad slasher flick .
Hollow Gate is early Joseph Merhi / Richard Pepin production made before they formed PM Productions , who made a slew of decent action and horror films during the 90's . This one is easily one of the worst horror films I have ever seen . It's about psycho Mark Walters ( Addison Randall ) killing a bunch of incredibly...
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Absolutely abysmal slasher film .
Cutting Class is easily one of the most awful slasher flicks from the late 80's . Brian returns back to college aged 18 after spending five years in a mental asylum for killing his father . He tries to worm his way back into the lives of his ex-best friend Dwight and Paula his old flame . And suddenly a bunch of peop...
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Another horribly bad slasher flick .
I've seen plenty of stupid and utterly worthless slasher flicks , but " Fatal Pulse " manages to be the worst of them all ( still I need to see " Blood Lake " and " The Last Slumber Party " ) . It's extremely routine and offers zero surprises . The plot is simple : a black-gloved killer is knocking off sorority sisters...
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Piece of crap .
The Ungodly is one of the worst horror movies I have seen ( and I've seen nearly 2000 horror movies so far ) . This is a slobbering , dire , stupid mess of a film directed by Raphael Nussbaum . I can't believe I wasted my money on such a diabolically bad , excrement laden piece of trash . The acting is awful , the sp...
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A real yawner !
An American Werewolf in Paris is one of the worst werewolf movies ever made . The intro is actually pretty good , but after it the film goes quickly downhill . The direction is horrible and the characters are even worse . No suspense , no scares , just huge load of rubbish . Generally the special effects are okay , b...
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Almost equally as bad and worthless as " The Fog " remake .
The Omen by John Moore is so strikingly similar to the original that I was able to predict scenes in explicit detail . Thankfully I saw this boring crap for free . The filmmakers added only a few minor changes-for example the opening scene is slightly different . The plot is the same as in Richard Donner's horror cla...
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Turd .
The first " Nightmare on Elm Street " is rather overrated , but still pretty good and entertaining horror flick ( I still think that Krug and his companions from " Last House on the Left " are infinite times scarier than this so-called horror icon Freddy Krueger ) , but this one is beyond lame . Fred Krueger ( Robert E...
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Another worthless trash masquerading as a horror film .
A small town has a sinister method of conditioning its unruly youth into an eerily complacent band of upstanding citizens . But there are horrific side effects behind this dark secret . . . " Disturbing Behavior " by David Nutter is actually more silly than frightening . The film recalls " The Stepford Wives " and " Vi...
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Piece of garbage !
Moon in Scorpio is one of the worst slasher flicks I have ever seen . Everything in this picture is by-the-numbers , and even undemanding horror fans who only ask for competent gore will be disappointed , as the numerous murders ( mostly stabbings and throat slashings ) are practically anemic . Shot on a very low bud...
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Epitomizes everything what's awful with mainstream American horror .
A young man named Tim is traumatized by memories of terrible events he experienced in his childhood bedroom . Years later he reluctantly returns home to face his fears of a monstrous entity called Boogeyman that could be real or merely a figment of his imagination . Did a Boogeyman really steal his father away from the...
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Absolute garbage .
Lust of Frankenstein is a worthless piece of garbage made by Jesus Franco . The incredibly old and unattractive Lina Romay plays Moira , the daughter of Dr . Frankenstein , who does not like her widowed stepmother . Anyway , Moira discovers the hibernating body of another of her dad's experiments , this time of a wom...
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Total garbage .
Joseph Merhi's " The Newlydeads " is a textbook example of late 80's slasher . The spirit of a dead drag queen kills honeymoon couples at the lakeside resort where he was murdered . This film is so horrendously bad that it truly has to be seen to be believed . The acting is awful , the suspense is non-existent and ther...
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Absolutely awful .
I Like Bats is about a beautiful Polish woman , who is a vampire . She would like to become a human , so she seeks help from a psychiatrist . There is no doubt that Polish horror movies are incredibly rare , but this vampire laugh-fest is truly awful . Extremely boring , badly acted and stupid it features the most la...
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Absolutely worthless and boring .
Emma has a strong aversion towards her family's new house , especially the attic . After moving in , she becomes miserable and reclusive . The rest of her family also seems unhappy and unsettled . The situation escalates one day when Emma is in the attic alone . All of a sudden someone who looks like Emma's identical t...
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Extremely cheap and awful monster movie .
An astronaut gets infected by space spores and turns into one of the stupidest looking creatures I have ever seen . His spaceship crashes in a Florida swamp and the monster quickly begins killing people . There are some hilarious moments in this piece of utter garbage like the attack of armadillo or a worm bursting out...
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Truly bad .
The Revenge of the Living Dead Girls has to be one of the worst zombie flicks I have ever seen . Directed by porn director Pierre Reinhard it certainly delivers plenty of sleaze and nudity . The acting is horribly bad and the script is so pitiful that it nearly made me cry with its stupidity . Still the gore is prett...
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Extremely horrible pseudo-horror film .
In this bizarre horror film , Ilsa and Sabrina are a mother / daughter team of lesbian nurses with sadomasochistic tendencies who , with their compatriot Greta , enjoy luring unsuspecting strangers back to their remote clinic and subjecting them to various homegrown tortures . Somewhere down the line , Sabrina falls vi...
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Piece of trash .
Intensive Care by Dorna von Rouveroy is easily one of the worst horror movies ever made . This extremely cheap Dutch slasher flick offers some gore and plenty of absurd situations . A horror veteran George Kennedy is completely wasted as as Professor Bruckner . The acting is abysmal , the action is slow and the clima...
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Typical brainless so-called ' horror film ' for mainstream audience .
Van Helsing is easily one of the worst so-called ' horror films ' of 2004 . Why people compare this CGI-laden piece of crap to Universal classics or Hammer vampire movies is beyond me . Instead of focusing on suspense the film is loaded with tons of unimpressive CGI-imagery . The script is painfully weak and the char...
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Horribly cheap and idiotic slasher flick .
A group of obnoxious teens rents a ruined house , which once belonged to the infamous serial killer called The Family Man . They quickly become victims of this crazed slasher . " Return of the Family Man " is extremely cheap and extremely stupid . The acting is diabolical , the gore is absent as is the nudity and the k...
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Total trash .
An LAPD detective Hank Holten goes searching for a missing college girl and discovers that she has joined a commune of bloodsuckers lurking in the Los Angeles underground . " Out for Blood " is as awful as the modern vampire flicks get . The concept has been done to death , our protagonist gets bitten by a vampire afte...
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Hideously bad .
On a weekend hunting trip two firefighters Alex Kerwood and Wayne Higley stumble onto a mysterious burial site . They dig it up and find the skull of an ancient horned creature . Big mistake ! Suddenly the unleashed monster starts killing people in a small American town . . . OK , I'm a pretty tolerant guy when it come...
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Incredibly awful .
When Dr . Alan Harker travels to the crumbling estate of his university mentor Dr . Usher , he finds the man plagued by a horrible paranoia-destroyed by his repeated attempts at awakening his comatose daughter . Haunted by ghosts of his dead family members , Dr . Usher is rushing toward madness , with only Harker left ...
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Another slasher trash .
I really like slasher movies , but this one is truly awful . The acting is lame , the script is bad , and the atmosphere is non-existent . The plot is as follows : a deformed gardener Charlie Puckett slaughters people in a small American town . That's right-this is the plot . Very original , eh ! " The Night Brings Cha...
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Terrible horror film .
After being bitten by a bat in a cave , a doctor named John Beck undergoes an accelerating transformation into a man-bat creature . His wife assures him that there's nothing wrong with him , it's all just due to rabies or the anti-rabies drugs he's taking . The local cop thinks that John is responsible for several grue...
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Boring trash with no horror whatsoever .
A female baby-sitter is watching a young prankster on Halloween night . The kid's dad is a murdering lunatic who just happens to break out of an asylum that very night . Gary Graver's " Trick or Treats " is a badly-lit and incredibly boring " Halloween " clone with almost no horror elements at all . The plot makes litt...
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Extremely dull piece of trash .
The Mummy Lives is an utterly worthless horror film that is so bad that I almost turned it off after 20 minutes of its projection time . Usually remarkable actor Tony Curtis is completely wasted as Aziru , an Egyptian high priest of the god Zoth , who come back to life as the mummy . He is looking for his long-lost l...
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Hilariously awful zombie romp .
The Chilling directed by Deland Nuse and Jack A . Sunseri is one of the worst zombie flicks I have ever seen . Why Linda Blair ( " The Exorcist " , " Witchery " ) appeared in this stinker is beyond me . The plot is really dumb : the frozen bodies at a cryogenic lab are revived after lightening strikes and turned into...
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Complete garbage .
Members of a family succumb to the hypnotic spell of the Shaman as he searches for the one to inherit his powers . Only Paul is able to resist these forces of evil . However his desperate struggles lead him to oppose his best friend , the appointed successor . " The Shaman " has to be one of the worst horror movies I h...
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An insult for the fans of Romero's zombie classic .
Night of the Living Dead 3D is the second remake of George A . Romero's classic , after Tom Savini's version made in 1990 . Barb and her brother Johnny arrive late for the burial of their aunt and walk straight into a nightmare . With zombies on her heels , Barb flees the cemetery and is rescued by Ben , a local coll...
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This is a horror ? ? ?
I really tried to like this one and after the film was over I thought " What the hell ! ! ! " . There's nothing even remotely interesting about this one : no suspense , no gore , just another politically correct Hollywood's drivel . I agree that Stan Winston's creature effects are impressive to say at least , but damn ...
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Sickening .
Smush contains eight minutes of an actress Erika Elizondo killing dozen of earthworms . She crushes the blind squirming beasts under her feet , squish them in her toes and finally under high heels . I have seen various fetish videos out of morbid curiosity , but " Smush " truly repulsed me . It's so morally wrong and...
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Piece of garbage .
A top-notch computer security system installed in a private college becomes deadly when infected with a computer virus called The Mangler 2 . 0 . The virus crawls into the school's mainframe and all sorts of mechanical gadgets , like freezers , washing machines , security locks , and the various cameras all begin to go...
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A waste of time .
FearDotCom is so damn bad that it really has to be seen to be believed . The script is rubbish , the acting sucks and the lighting is beyond awful . The film is clearly a rip-off of Hideo Nakata's masterful " Ringu " , but it offers more violence and gore . Still the atmosphere of dread and fear is completely non-exi...
408,108
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Pure crap .
Bill Rebane's " The Capture of Bigfoot " is one of the most awful horror movies ever made . A greedy sawmill owner Harvey Olsen ( Richard Kennedy ) decides that he wants Bigfoot captured at all costs . However local game ranger Dave Garrett ( Stafford Morgan ) learns that the Bigfoot used to live in peace upset by a ge...
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More yucks than scares .
Pet Sematary 2 is a totally unnecessary sequel to the first " Pet Sematary " , which has to be one of my favourite horror movies of all time . Instead of suspense it is loaded with gore and repulsive violence . The acting is pretty bad , the characters are one-dimensional and the film is completely idiotic in places ...
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Pretty lame .
In a remote region of the Bering Sea , a boat salvage crew discovers the eerie remains of a grand passenger liner thought lost for more than 40 years . Once on board , the crew must confront the ship's horrific past and face the ultimate fight for their lives . " Ghost Ship " starts very promising with wonderfully crea...
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Silly Fangoria produced gore comedy .
A young scientist is trying to carry on his dead father's work on limb regeneration . His overbearing mother has convinced him that he murdered his own father and is monitoring his progress for her own evil purposes . A young doctor uses reptilian DNA he extracts from a large creature and when his arm is conveniently r...
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Pile of garbage !
First of all , I hate " Nightmare on Elm Street " series . Only the first one is worth watching , avoid sequels like the plague . This is possibly the most overrated series ever made . Anyway , horror fans who are looking for gore and nudity will be disappointed , because this movie contains no gore and very little nud...
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Users tell no tales : " Incubus " is really bad .
Jay ( Tara Reid ) and group of her friends are stranded in a building where they realize that a serial killer is terrorizing them by going into their dreams . Fairly routine plot offers nothing fresh or interesting . The acting is hysterical with the token black guy being the worst . Admittedly the location sets in Rom...
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Piece of crap .
Peter Manoogian's " Seedpeople " is a stupid horror film about people being taken over by a plant monsters in a small town of Comet Valley . The action is deadly dull , the monsters are completely unscary and there is no gore . The film is a blatant copy of " Invasion of the Body Snatchers " , so anyone who is looking ...
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Another slickly made teen slasher garbage .
Valentine is just another teen slasher from Jamie Blanks , the director of extremely generic " Urban Legend " . It tells the story of five school friends now grown up . One by one the girls start to receive strange cards around Valentine's Day . The cards all bear the same initials and when the girls and the detectiv...
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Pretty awful .
I wasn't expecting this one to be good and I was right . " The Fear " isn't the worst horror movie I have ever seen , but it surely comes close . The acting is awful , the gore is non-existent as well as suspense . Wes Craven is completely wasted here as Dr . Arnold but it is nice to see Ann Turkel from cult exploitati...
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Totally obscure and insanely bad Wendigo flick .
Wendigo by Paul Kener is easily among the most obscure horror movies I have ever seen . That doesn't mean that everyone is entitled to search for this cheap and deadly dull piece of horse dung . A group of hunters and photographers reaches the secluded area of Canada . Soon they discover that they are camping near an...
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Slickly made piece of garbage .
As its 23 horrifying days of flesh-eating come to an end , an ancient creature known as the Creeper embarks on a final voracious feeding frenzy , terrorizing a group of basketball players , cheerleaders and coaches stranded on a remote highway after their bus breaks down . The Creeper picks off the occupants of the bus...
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Extremely boring house of Usher .
The House of Usher is called " the modern re-telling of Edgar Allen Poe's story from a female perspective " . Yeah right , and I'm an alien invader from Pluto . First of all , the film fails as a thriller as it's extremely boring and lacks tension . Like so many earlier adaptations of Poe's work , this latest interpr...
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What the hell ?
I doubt that the reviewers are reviewing the same film I saw today . Sam-519 from London is obviously reviewing Tamakichi Anaru's porno / pseudo-snuff " Niku Daruma " from 1998 . Maybe Kevlin is reviewing the right film , I ain't sure . However " Flesh Meat Doll 1 : Doll for Pleasure " or perhaps different film left me...
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Utterly terrible with few amusing moments .
Delores Carlos and Byron Mabe play a couple , who is visiting a Miami nudist camp . Unfortunately for them an escaped gorilla chooses to show up on grounds of camp and start killing female nudists , one woman to be precise . How the beast in gorilla suit escaped or why it's attacking nudists in their grass huts at nigh...
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Very weak horror film .
Sometimes They Come Back . . . for More is a fairly routine and forgettable horror film that offers literally nothing new . The first half is actually interesting , but after it the film goes quickly downhill . Two military officers ( played by Clayton Rohner and Chase Masterson ) set out to investigate a remote Anta...
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Truly dreadful teen slasher .
Cherry Falls tries to mix slasher flick with teen sex comedy and it fails miserably . The town of Cherry Falls has a psycho killer , who is knocking off the town's teenagers . He chooses his victims among the town's virgin population . I have to admit that such premise is certainly interesting . However the script is...
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Urban Legends : Final Crap .
At Alpine University , a group of film students are competing for the Hitchcock Award , a prestigious contest that would virtually guarantee anyone's career in Hollywood . Inspired by some stories from the campus security guard , Amy decides to create a film about urban legends-scary tales passed from person to person ...
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Crappy film slightly redeemed by its infamous pseudo-snuff conclusion .
Snuff is actually a pretty notorious little film for propagating the snuff film myths . However it's also really bad , an amateurishly acted , written and dubbed Charlie Manson inspired story about a crazed hippy who controls pretty girls and makes them worship him and kill . The 5-minutes long pseudo-snuff segment a...
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This is not a REAL Argento's film !
What a total let-down ! What a huge disappointment ! I still can't believe that Dario Argento was responsible for this Hollywood-influenced piece of garbage . It's simply a romance with some splashy gore thrown in . All of Argento's trademarks are gone here : no cool camera angles , no Goblin music , no playing with co...
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Extremely bad and painful to watch .
Detective Burt Williams has been on the trail of the infamous Poe killer for nearly three years . Burt's daughter Kris Williams , a homicide agent for the FBI along with her partner Sean Michaels take over . Burt reluctantly steps down from the case and retires . For the next seven months the " Poe Killer " continues h...
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Truly dreadful slasher flick .
A killer is dispatching the patrons of the local drive-in with a sword . Heads are sliced off , necks are slashed and other various body parts are impaled . Two inept detectives are trying to solve the case . " Drive-In Massacre " is an abysmal slasher flick directed by porn director Stu Segall . There are some bloody ...
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Pretty boring and predictable .
Brian De Palma's " Carrie " is an undisputed classic of the genre , whilst the sequel is just plain horrible . The acting is not bad and Emily Bergl is pretty likeable as a Rachel . Still there's absolutely no suspense or atmosphere to keep horror fans intrigued . The characters are total stereotypes and there's plenty...
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Atrocious slasher flick .
After the mysterious death of an old friend , a group of teenagers find themselves in the possession of Stay Alive , a horror survival video game based on the gruesome story of Erzebet Bathory known as The Blood Countess . The group begins to play the grisly game and soon they are murdered one by one in the same method...
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If this is the future of American horror , then I give up !
Thir13en Ghosts is so disappointing ! First of all it is not scary and there's not enough gore . There is only one moment in entire film that I found pretty creepy-the bathroom scene . Of course some kids may find this film extremely scary , but real horror fans will be certainly disappointed . This is typical Hollyw...
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Slightly amusing piece of utter trash .
The back of my DVD describes the plot of " El Chucabra " : after his capture in the wilderness , the legendary bloodthirsty creature Chupacabra escapes into the city creating mayhem and panic . As they pursue the deadly beast , an animal control officer and scientist Dr Starlina Davide realize that a vigilante with his...
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Incredibly dull remake .
I'm not a fan of Herschell Gordon Lewis cheap gore films , but they are better than this CGI-gore laden remake . Amateur journalist Edmund Bigelow becomes obsessed with the gruesome onstage magic of Montag the Magnificent ( Crispin Glover ) , who seems to violently murder his female volunteers before the audience's ver...
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Boring and amateurish trash .
As an obscure horror cinema enthusiast I borrowed this extremely rare horror film on VHS from my friend and it left me disappointed . It's not only amateurish , but also completely lifeless and dull . The cover of " Death Doll " is actually pretty misleading , because this ain't killer doll flick in the vein of " Dolls...
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Lesbian vampire flick without nudity ? What the hell !
Sydney gets intrigued by a new online dating service and since she hasn't dated anyone for several years , she decides to sign up . Unbeknownst for her the dating service is run by a pack of female lesbian vampires . " The Last Sect " bored me senseless . It is simply mind-numbingly dull . The plot is incredibly tediou...
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At least it's marginally better than " Boogeyman " .
Horror film enthusiast Mary defies her parents wishes and joins her friends to catch a glimpse of the scariest movie ever called ' The Wisher ' . But five minutes into film , Mary becomes violently ill and leaves the cinema . She senses that something is wrong . Soon afterwards , someone dressed as The Wisher from the ...
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Pretty lame .
For a start I'm not interested in adding nothing new in this review . " Fear Runs Silent " has a good premise , but this premise is completely wasted . Director Serge Rodnunsky doesn't create almost any atmosphere ( apart from the beginning , which is pretty creepy ) , instead he fills this trash with so many annoying ...
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Extremely boring .
A murderer is on the loose and the citizens of San Francisco are frightened . As the police become baffled by the case , the city's only hope is an unconventional sleuth played by Garry Goodrow . Like the other reviewer said this film is a huge disappointment . It lacks scares and gore and is really boring . Avoid this...
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Something is wrong with this movie-surely it is .
This movie is not as good as I hoped it would be . In fact , it is really lame . There are no actually scary parts , a lot of slow , boring scenes . The cast is awful , these people simply can't act at all ( with the possible exception of Joe Mantegna ) , even no gore to satisfy gore-hounds ( just a little bit ) . Dire...
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Total garbage .
Sergio Garrone's " SS Experiment Camp " is a total failure on every possible level . This film was banned in Britain as a video nasty , but it surely isn't as outrageous as many people claim . In fact it's pretty tame even by today's standards . There is some torture and humiliation and lots of nudity and soft-core sex...
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Utter garbage .
Clad in his zombie mariachi costume twenty-one year old Diego is going to a Dia De Los Muertos party . Unfortunately for him he is abducted , sacrificed and resurrected by the Aztec Gods of Death and Destiny . " El Muerto " is easily one of the worst so-called " horror " films I have seen recently . It's dull and compl...
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Incredibly bad .
The plot of " Mortuary " goes like that : single mom played by Denise Crosby of " Pet Sematary " fame and her two children , a teenage son and young daughter move from Chicago to a small town . Crosby has just finished Embalming School and has leased a rundown old mortuary Fowler Brothers Funeral Home . Her son finds a...
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Amazingly horrible low-budget slasher flick , but I have seen worse .
Four unlucky photography students head into the Nevada desert to take photos for an extra credit assignment , but they find themselves stalked by a vicious machete-wielding killer Quiltface who wears a mask made from human skin . Massimiliano Cerchi's " Carnage Road " is an incredibly poor slasher film filled with atro...
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Pure crap .
Transformations is one hell of a bad film . Mitch Brian's script manages to rip off " Aliens " and " The Fly " with truly hilarious results . Rex Smith transforms into a mutant following a night of passion with a seductive succubus . Mayhem ensues when he lands on a nearby prison planet . As this was one of Band's la...
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Another mainstream crap .
What I would like to say is that " New Nightmare " has to be one of the most overrated horror movies ever made . Everyone who thinks that this film is scary is possibly 15 years old or even younger . Sure , there are some good special effects in the film , but there's not enough gore for my liking . The acting is solid...
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Truly horrible .
Tentacoli is easily one of the worst Italian horror movies ever made . It's competently acted and made , but the pace is painfully lethargic and there is absolutely no suspense or gore . The special effects are lame and the script is really bad . During the climatic octopus-whale fight , the music score sounds like s...
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Extremely boring thriller .
After he escapes from a mental hospital , deranged Zooey Hall sets out to kill his mother ( who sent him there ) , but along the way attacks and kills any " loose women " that cross his path . Eventually , he falls for a young girl , the daughter of his mother's housekeeper . " I Dismember Mama " is an extremely boring...
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Oh , this one is really bad !
I found this one by accident in an old Polish video store and I bought it immediately . " Zombie Brigade " is one of the dumbest horror flicks I have ever seen , but still it manages to be both entertaining and amusing . The zombies ( undead Vietnam soldiers ) are funny looking with these fake fangs-the make up is trul...
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Boring drama masquerading as horror .
Dark Water shouldn't be called horror movie simply because it isn't horror at all : a full hour passes before anything remotely scary occurs and all the suspenseful scenes take place in the final ten minutes . What's left is gigantic tedium and a seemingly endless build-up to nothing much at all . The main horror emi...
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Pretty dull gore film .
Demonium is the English language debut of Andreas Schnaas , whose previous amateurish horror movies include " Zombie 90 : Extreme Pestilence " , " Anthropophagous 2000 " and " Violent Shit " trilogy . For a Schnaas film , " Demonium " actually looks pretty expensive , but not too much . The acting is very poor and th...
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Pathetic crap !
I was always a Full Moon's horror fan , but this film is a total waste of time . The characters are completely one-dimensional , there's absolutely no suspense-even the gore is absent ! The cast is horrible-of course the girls are nice to look at . The special effects are really cheesy-the film is quite boring , but if...
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Terrible low budget werewolf horror .
The Colorado town of Fairview is plagued with a vicious string of wild dog attacks . The dogs are mutilating humans , especially around Fairview School . No one has actually seen these wild dogs , but there are also reports of a large wolf walking on its hind legs . . . Who is the werewolf ? This is one of the many che...
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Watchable piece of junk !
House isn't completely bad , but isn't great either . Usually I don't like horror comedies ( apart from Peter Jackson's stuff ) and this film isn't also exception . The gore is virtually gone as is any trace of originality . William Katt is basically decent as a writer , who fights with demons in the house and the fi...
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A waste of time .
Chris Thomson's " Trucks " is loosely based on Stephen King's short story " Trucks " . The plot is simple : when a small and remote town is terrorized by trucks without drivers , the local community must try to stay alive at all costs . Many of horror fans probably remember " Maximum Overdrive " by Stephen King . That ...
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Typical mainstream horror garbage .
First of all I don't like these new horror flicks from Hollywood . The difference with some of the 80's horror flicks and todays horror product is political correctness and MTV style trends . These films ( like " Scream " , " Urban Legend " or upcoming " Valentine " ) are trying to please teeny boppers more than horror...
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Truly mediocre and forgettable horror / comedy .
Set in a New Brunswick college town , our heroes are a pair of easy going roommates named Luke and Roger . After sneaking into a sorority girl's room to return some quarters , Luke spies the girl sprouting tentacles in front of her friend-who's casually huffing liquid nitrogen . Luke reasonably comes to the conclusion ...
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Not worthy of " Man Behind the Sun " title .
Unit 731 has to shut down its base in Manchuria and all evidence that it existed must be destroyed . During the shut down , a soldier gets infected with some plague and ends up riding a train back home and somehow this means there is a " biological time bomb , aimed at the heart of the Japanese empire " . The first " M...
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Disgusting crap .
Lucker the Necrophagus is total garbage on any other level than the sicko / puke level on which it definitely succeeds . The film is loaded with gore and violence , but there is plenty of boring scenes too . The murders are quite explicit and misogynistic , but the sickest and most nauseating scene is the necrophilia...
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Not bad , but easily forgettable .
Dracula II : Ascension is the story of a group of medical students who come across the body of Dracula . When a mysterious stranger appears and offers the students $30 million to harvest the body and steal its blood for auction , it's an offer they can hardly refuse . Soon the students also find themselves relentless...
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A mediocre voodoo-themed horror film .
Alice Dodgson , a New York doctor gets her license suspended when she treats one of her patients with an unapproved drug , resulting in the patient's death . Without a job , Alice is forced to go to Jamaica , where she tends to the brother of a wealthy white landowner . The brother thinks he's a zombie and is deeply in...
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Really bad .
A group of college kids travel to the ghost town of Hellgate to find out the truth about a young woman who was murdered by a motorcycle gang in the 1950's . There , they are greeted by ghosts and walking dead . " Hellgate " is a cheesy horror flick that will satisfy only the most undemanding fans of horror genre . The ...
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As exciting as watching paint dry .
Deranged mama's boy Joe Balogh prowls the Virginia Beach area in his Winnebago , picking up women whom he thinks might take the place of his dead mother , then killing them when they come up short . He kidnaps a slim blonde ( Josie Bissette ) , because of her resemblance to his dead mother . " Hitcher in the Dark " is ...
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Pretty abysmal horror flick with plenty of CGI-gore .
A group of paper-thin characters is again trapped in the abandoned asylum named the Vanacutt Mansion for greedy reasons , namely treasure hunting . Ariel Wolfe , fashion magazine editor and sister of Sarah , one of the survivors of the incident seen in the previous film is kidnapped by Desmond and his group of pathetic...