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Nothing could have saved The Haunting
The Haunting , if you have seen the original , you know a great ghost story , it's perfection on film . It's a haunting tale of 4 people who go into a haunted house and with the simple trick of sound and movements , it terrified people . It still remains effective to this day if you appreciate film . So when The Haunti...
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This really was the worst of the Beethoven films
Well , at least my cousins finished off with a bang , we finished with the worst of the Beethoven films . The reason why this film was so bad , was because this was an unnecessary sequel , it just seemed like even though 99 % of the cast from the other sequels chose wisely not to appear in this film , they decided to c...
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I still support the railing system !
Ah , Space Mutiny , definitely one of the best Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes , it's one of my favorites personally . I think the reason why this is such a great episode is due to the fact that this film is just so unbelievably bad , you know ? I mean these are the kind of movies that you just look at and questi...
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Pretty stupid
I was looking for a movie with senseless violence , gore , sex , etc . , etc . Just to kill a hour and a half , and I ended up wishing that hour and a half back . Why did I rent this movie ? ! Why ? I thought it would be good . And it was just stupid . I didn't get the whole situation with the ice cream man . And there...
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It was just awful and I just couldn't get into it
I know that there are some " Pearl Harbor " fans , and I'm sorry but to be honest this movie is just trash . It seemed to me that the director just wanted to have a huge action movie and lost all the details that this event really happened . They just added a huge love story in it that wasn't memorable and also that th...
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When confronted by a werewolf , it is important that you immediately leave your car and run out in the open
LOL , I just saw this movie from Mystery Science Theater 3000 , well , actually it was the first episode I ever saw . But I didn't remember the movie since that was back in like 1999 , but I just recently saw it again and I have to say that this movie was just an utter disaster waiting to happen . I feel awful for thes...
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Hee hee hee . . . I don't get it
OK , let's start from the beginning of the movie , now a fat girl is roaming the streets dancing around like an idiot and being rejected by all the guys and looking like a fool . How is this funny ? Then wow , a fat red head having a African American father and an Indian mother ? To boot a Japenese Jewish sister ! Wow ...
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The Only Thing That Was Butchered Was The Story
Ed Gein , one of the most famous serial killers of all time , he was the inspiration for famous movie killers like Norman Bates , Leatherface , and Buffalo Bill . He is also one of the most sick and disturbing killers of all time , I watched a documentary on him , so I know his story pretty well . When I saw this , I w...
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This was possibly the most uncomfortable movie I have ever seen
And that's incredibly sad after seeing Pink Flamingo's last year , I mean The Heartbreak Kid was just one of the most stupid films I have seen . There was absolutely nothing funny about this movie and I don't understand it's rating . The Farally brothers have lost their gift , because I have no idea what they were smok...
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Oh , please tell me they did not do this !
I hated this movie ! It just completely ruined the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre . Why ? Oh , why did they make this movie ? Little SpoilerNow is it just me , because I thought that when Leatherface came in with a chainsaw and the girl was sitting next to the beer , and Leatherface hit the beer with the chainsaw and it...
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Did I just see this or I just imagine it ? !
OK , I just saw this Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode last night and the movie was The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies , quite a title , huh ? It's a mouth full that's for sure . The strange thing is that as much as I love Mystery Science 3000 , this movie was so bad , I ...
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At least Showgirls had personality , what was this ?
I was cruising through my movie channels and I saw that Striptease was playing , I remember seeing the trailer for this movie back in 1994 when I was a kid and wanted to see it , oh , my parents had to forbid it . But of course since I'm 23 and on my own , I think I was allowed to view it . I kinda wish now that I had ...
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The chickiest flick I have ever seen in my life
Oh , my God , I swear I nearly killed myself while my friend and I were watching this movie . I'm not a chick flick girl and this movie is the reason why . Now I actually do love a few chick flicks that are fun , clever , and just harmless . This movie is extremely harmful to anyone who watches it , after watching this...
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What the heck is wrong with you people ?
To those who enjoyed the film , I have one question : Why ? This film was stupid and a complete waste of time . I'm not one who was looking for a gory film , so don't say to me that I didn't get the " art " of the film because all in all , this was a poorly made film and believe it or not as horrible as it may sound I ...
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If you don't jell , it's not Jello , and this just ain't jelling
I know curiosity killed the cat , but I simply had to see the remake of Psycho , especially after being on such a Hitchcok journey recently and knowing his work . I've watched the original Psycho though since I was a kid , I knew how to respect it and not only that , it was an excellent movie ! One of the best , in fac...
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You know what's weird ?
Gigli , named the worst movie of 2003 , understandable in some ways , but I have to say from what I was expecting , this is not the worst film I have ever seen . BUT , but , but , but , that is a huge BUT , I can see why people don't like this film , and why I found it to be a bad idea as well as a bad film , the cast ...
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More like Stupid and Stupider
When I was at the movie store the other day , I passed up Blonde and Blonder , but something about it just seemed like it could possibly be a cute movie . Who knows ? I mean , I'm sure most people bashed Romy and Michelle before they saw it , Blonde and Blonder might have just been another secret treasure that was pass...
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Did they even need actors ?
I swear , this movie was just an excuse for horny teenage computer nerds to get together and create what they would call a " film " . Who frickin ' green lights these movies ? ! Now , I am a fan of Milla's , she's beautiful and a very cool actress , but to be honest with all the CGI that was going on , I didn't even th...
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I didn't shell out the extra money for the bat-chasing option on this car and NOW I need it . !
Wow , this is seriously one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life , I've seen some bad movies , but Samson vs . the Vampire Women is in a class of it's own . Now from what I understand Sampson is sort of like the Superman of Mexico , he's their hero , I always honestly thought it was a joke with the Mexican w...
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I never realized how good the dental insurance was back then for cave men
OK , after hearing many horrible reviews for 10 , 000 BC , I have to say that I was really put off , this I was assuming was supposed to be the big kick off to the huge block busters . But I got to see it for free , and I always think that sometimes people just misjudge a film , even though my co-worker warned me , I s...
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Horrible
How the Grinch Stole Christmas was a wonderful little Christmas cartoon that anyone could easily enjoy , I never did see the reason for a remake . Not to mention a remake that was made with humans , the cartoon was just perfect enough , what's the purpose of this film ? But it also seemed a little odd for Jim Carrey to...
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Let's put it this way . . .
After this painful movie , I drank , I did illegal substances , I even beat myself with a shovel , and still I was in pain from watching this horrible movie ! The Haunting of Molly Hartley or as I'm going to call it from this point on " pretty white kids with satanic problems " , where do I eve begin on how awful this ...
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Oh , God ! Not again !
Why ? ! Who in the hell hired the people who actually thought this would be a good movie ? ! Some movies just shouldn't be made and this one is an example . First " Prince of Space " and now this ? ! OK , again , I loved the MSTK3 episode , but this is so silly . How do movies like this get made ? I mean , it's the sam...
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Oh , my god
Before there was " Showgirls " there was " Girl in Gold Boots " . This film is even worse and worse made . You know , I really think the director took himself seriously when he made this movie . Sad , is it not ? But I think he didn't realize that he had a budget to stick to when making this movie . The plot ? Michele ...
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I tell ya , the new generation sucks
Well , at least this was the last sequel that I could find at Blockbuster , because this movie was just downright horrible . I mean , I can understand how hard it would be to get rid of an evil house . We're talking starting a horrible fire , bulldozing , flood , etc . But a mirror ? How hard could it be can it be to g...
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You have got to be kidding me
Oh , I wish I had my $8 . 75 back . Now , I did somewhat enjoy the first Scooby Doo , I had no interest to see the sequel though . But my best friend called and she badly wanted to see it . It was plans , and who knew ? I might have liked it . We decided to see the 10 : 30 ( at night ) show , thinking there would be no...
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Rowsdower Rowsdower Rowser Rowser Rowsdower Bowsa Bowsa Lowsdower Zabbity Zabbity Zowsdower Bibbity Bobbity Bowsdower Bobbity Dobbity Dower Rows . . . . . Dower
OK , hands down , The Final Sacrifice is the best Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode . I'm still laughing every time I think of this movie , it's just , how do movies like this get green lighted ? Or did the director ever stop and wonder if he was making a good movie ? The acting and characters were just so unintenti...
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This film made me confused , paralyzed , then I tried to hang myself afterwards
M . Night Shyamalan's first Rated R film and he blew it completely , I remember this year actually wanting to see this movie , it looked really interesting and Mark Wahlberg is becoming a more great actor in his experience . The only problem here is M . Night Shyamalan , this man is constantly credited for Signs and Th...
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I wasn't impressed
After seeing From Dusk Till Dawn , I was looking forward to seeing the second film , I knew it had a crummy rating , but I figured to give it a shot . Who knows ? I thought since it had Robert Patrick and Bruce Cambell , that it might have potential . But I just watched it and I'm hoping for that hour and a half back b...
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The first Titanic film where the iceberg is the hero
OK , normally I go into a paragraph of introduction on how I came across this film and a little bit about the film or film trivia , well not this time , I'm going to let you judge for yourself on just what I'm going to tell you with this " story " . The movie starts off with the ending . . . ? ? ? Yeah , the ship sinks...
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When a stranger calls . . . I don't just stand around and breathe heavily
Oh , my God ! What a horrible movie , I am not kidding , folks . I actually asked the ticket guy for my money back ! This is such a bad movie , you have to trust me when I say to save your money . The plot was slow paced , the acting was stupid and cliché , it's incredibly predictable , and the worst part ? The suppose...
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OH . . . MY . . . GOD ! What have they done ? !
How . . . why . . . who . . . WHAT DID THEY DO ? " Star Wars " in the now is like waiting for a disaster to happen ! They destroyed the story . How could they ? I used to love Liam Neeson , but he has truely lost my respect . The " Star Wars " trilogy is one of the greatest trilogies ever . Then they give us this ! Thi...
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Why ? !
Why did they have to waste money on this crap ? ! WARNING ! CONTAINS SPOILERS ! ! ! The plot : down-to-earth-good-kind-girl meets a rich-snob-ignorant guy . Her boyfriend gets jealous and with the guy , they burn down a resturant ? ( Over an UGLY girl ? ) Guy has to stay in town to build a new resturant , perfect for t...
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Oh , Oliver , where did you go wrong ?
I have heard pretty much nothing but bad things about Alexander , so I pretty much stayed away from it , but I noticed that it was sitting in my mom's movie collection and I just wanted to watch something new . I always like to give a movie a chance to see if I would enjoy it myself . Nope , I have to say most of the r...
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Very possibly the worst movie I have ever seen
And that's pretty sad , because I've seen a bunch of horrible movies , but this one is in a class of it's own . Now , I'm going to be honest , I wanted to see this film when it was first released in the theaters . It looked kinda like a fun movie , but I decided to wait until it was for rent . I knew this movie had a b...
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Is it just me or is Arnold really starting to scare people ?
Sigh , Jingle All the Way , how this film has a rating that is above the 4 . 0's on IMDb boggles my mind . This is one of the scariest films of all time . First off , we have Arnold Schwarzenegger , The Terminator , he's playing this wacky almost like 80's silly comedy show type of Father Knows Best . Second , I think ...
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You know how I said I'd rather have a root canal than watch The Grudge , well for the sequel , add two cavities on top of that
My friends and I have a little tradition every Wednesday night , we watch a movie either in the theater or we rent something and this time my friend rented The Grudge 2 , I found out that he never saw the first , so maybe that's why . Because the first Grudge was one of the worst and most boring movies I have ever seen...
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It takes second to the Matrix as one of the most overrated films of all time
Oh , man . I can not believe how bad this movie was . When I was 12 , my parents made me sit down and watch this film . And told me it was very very good . The only thing I found amusing was Will Smith . It's 7 years later , I'm 18 now , so I'm in a film class in college . And my teacher said to try to watch it again ....
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My God ! It really is that bad !
I have to say , you know , it has been my " sequel weekend " . Despite repeated warnings from my family and IMDb users to skip this " Jaws " flick , if you even want to really call it that , but I ignored it and figured maybe it's just getting a bad rep because it would be compared to the first and ultimate classic " J...
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Halle , if you're going to continue dragging down your career , can you do us a favor and not bring Bruce with you ?
I was very much looking forward to seeing Perfect Stranger , in fact I wanted to see it in the theater , but one my friends saw it and said it's more of a rental then the typical 10 dollar movie ticket price . So I waited and rented it yesterday , I watched it tonite and I am severely disappointed . I mean it's so bad ...
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The most predictable movie on Earth ! ! ! !
This movie was so stupid . You know who the killer is . You know who will die . You know who will get the big chase scene . Lets just say that the teen slasher films are getting a tad bit unoriginal . Scream , Halloween , Nightmare on Elm Street , I know what you did last summer , Texas Chainsaw Massacre , and Friday t...
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I just couldn't get through it
I'm sorry , but " Ocean's 12 " was horrible in every aspect . In no way does it deserve a 6 . 0 . I see movies on IMDb more deserving of that rating and this crap doesn't deserve even one point . I was robbed of my money , kind of ironic , isn't it ? I tried so hard to get through this movie . I figured maybe I was a l...
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It's kind of lame
OK , I think that " Twister " was a decent movie . Most movies with tornado's can work . But " Atomic Twister " doesn't do to much for the viewers . The effects don't even help the movie . Mark-Paul seriously needs help when it comes to TV movies . The movie does have potential . I think there is a good movie lost in h...
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They took one of the world's most terrifying situations and turned it into Arnold's blockbuster
America has been dealing with the serious situation of terrorism since 2001 , I know even before that , but it became more of a terrifying and realistic situation after . They took that violence and terror and turned it into a mystery action flick made for Arnold that just insulted America and wasn't too entertaining i...
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Dear Mariah Carey , You Rock ! Love , Mariah Carey
OK , I just had to see it , I don't know why , but you know how when you see a movie on the bottom 100 , you're just so curious if the movie really is that bad ? I remember back in 2001 how Mariah Carey was trying to so hard to be on top of the world , have a record and movie reach number 1 in one year , but everyone k...
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I really can't believe Joel did this
Batman & Robin , the big summer movie of 1997 , I remember seeing this in the theater when I was 12 and even then I wasn't impressed . But when I was more grown up , I watched this film again , I figured since I loved the 3 previous Batman films , why not give this one another shot ? Now , seeing this movie once again ...
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Uh . . . huh
Sometimes , I worry . I worry about Christopher Lee and if he will be alright after taking silly films and roles like these . Some movies you just shouldn't make , and this was one of them . I'm ashamed . How could I have even been interested in seeing this film . But I was curious if Christopher could actually do a go...
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Nightstalker
This movie was horrible . I mean , now all these murders happened just a couple days after I was born , so , I wouldn't know the story . But I know that they probably over embellished . I wasn't happy with the movie , I hope I can get my $4 . 00 back from " Hollywood Video " .
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Do you have a phone so I can call Martin to take over my role ?
OK , I saw this film through Mystery Science Theater 3000 , but I did see the movie , so I figured I would leave a comment on it . I just love once again how Joe gets stuck with the crummy roles while his brother and nephew's are just getting the Oscar winning roles left and right . Soultaker is technically what you wo...
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But was it the final chapter ? No !
Friday the 13th : The Final Chapter : sequel number 4 in the Friday the 13th series , I have to say that I am very disappointed . The last three sequels have been pretty fun and exciting to watch , but I guess you can't win them all which each sequel , right ? I love the title , because it says " The Final Chapter " , ...
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Riiiight , nice cover up
I was babysitting a couple nights ago and my cousins are in love with the Beethoven movies , so we watched all of them and had a movie night . I remember loving the first and the second Beethoven when I was a kid , so in some ways I was interested in seeing where the story took off for the Newtons . But this turned int...
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Wait ! . . . . What ?
I just rented Blackwater Valley Exorcism because the cover and pictures looked terrifying , and I don't normally watch movies that are automatically released onto DVD , but this looked so interesting and scary ! I was very much in the mood for a good scary film and to me , possession is one of the scariest subjects to ...
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Meet Eddie Murphy's last shred of dignity
Once upon a time , in a magical world we like to call the 1980's , Eddie Murphy was on top of his game , not only was he on top , he was actually funny ! He made comedy after comedy after comedy of non stop laughs and nothing seemed like it could stop him ; then the world of the 1990's came , as much as we hoped for Ed...
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Did I see the same movie ? This was just a silly rip off
OK , I know that Dan Curtis directed the original Trilogy of Terror , but come on , this was just insulting the original story . Now I wanted to see this because I was curious since I liked the original so much , it is such a classic that is very under rated . So when I saw this playing on the Sci-Fi channel , I didn't...
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So they really do need Eddie Murphy
I wanted to finish the Dr . Dolittle sequels and in some way I was interested to see how they would continue the story with Mya Dolittle . Well , this movie turned into a totally unrealistic typical pre-teen comedy that had no originality or interest , even if it was meant for a specific crowd . It was insulting to any...
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Rob Zombie , I am a forgiving person , but this is going to take a very long time
OK , now my problem with Halloween ( 2007 ) is this is a film that DID NOT need to be remade . Halloween ( ' 70's ) was absolutely perfect in every aspect , in my opinion , it's the scariest movie of all time . But when I heard that Rob Zombie was on to direct this movie , I actually thought for a minute there was a po...
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Hot diggity dang ! This here movie deserves itself a couple of Oscar statues ! Pfft ! Ha ha ha ha !
Now , just to let you know , I didn't want to see this in the first place , but I guess I was kind of curious and decided to let go and just see maybe if people were just bad rapping this movie because of it's pretty crumy cast . Well , curiosity killed the cat , the cat was lucky ! : D I never watched the original " D...
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I think the knight should have kept his tale
This movie was so bad . Why does it have a 6 . 5 ? I don't need to lighten up , because everything about this movie was just awful . Since when do 10th century peasants know " We will rock you " ? Please , explain . Because I'm not happy with this movie . And I will hopefully never ever have to encounter it again .
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A little too silly if you ask me
Now , why would they have a sequel ? I'm curious . The family has already had an adventure by saving the dog from the first film . You'd think " OK , they live happily ever after " . Nope . LITTLE SPOILERSBeethoven falls for another St . Bernard . And they have puppies together , but Beethoven's girlfriend's master wan...
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Will Ferrell can hold a 15 minute skit , not an hour and a half movie
I work in a movie theater part time and we got Semi-Pro , now I hate Will Ferrell with a passion , I don't get how people love his movies , some of them are funny , but it's more of his side characters that get the laughs from me . But I figured , I needed a laugh after work and I decided to just go ahead and see the m...
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OK , I think this is Freddy's 6th death already
Freddy's Dead : The Final Nightmare , the sixth installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street series and once again another bad sequel . I think this is tied up with the last sequel of the Dream Child . I was lucky enough to get the Nightmare on Elm Street series box DVD set for my birthday , so I got to see all the seque...
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Highly over rated and too long
Ah , I know , I know . There are going to be a bunch of " classic film appreciators " going at me , but seriously , could you get into this film . Just because it scared a few people in the past doesn't mean that it's a " classic " . I heard so much about this movie . I was really looking forward to it . So , it's not ...
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Ernest isn't scared stupid , he IS stupid
I liked the movie as a child , but when you grow up you loose that magical feeling unfortunately . And I don't want to be cruel . Just as a movie , it was made for children and children only . Therefore , I lost it .
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Kill me
Tom and Jerry , my absolute favorite childhood cartoon , I couldn't wait to wake up each morning to watch the crazy cat and mouse go after each other . Now I had heard a little bit about Tom and Jerry the movie , but never had an interest just because it frightened me that it was made in the early 90's , just knowing t...
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Why do loud noises scare people ?
I was just channel surfing and saw that The Messengers was playing , I was in the mood for a good scary movie and I remembered the trailers for it , it looked creepy . The one thing about this movie for sure that kept my attention , almost every single 5 minutes , when there is supposed to be a scare , there's a loud n...
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Oh , I guess they forgot to tell us about the sub plot , or any plot for that matter
5 . 8 ? ! 5 . 8 ? ! Are you people out of your minds ? This was a pretty bad film , I'm not joking . First off , let's start with the casting , now Kiera Knightly , I love this woman , she's a great actress and very beautiful , but let's be honest . She's 80 pounds , too nice looking , and was a poor choice for a bad g...
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Sometimes funny , sometimes wrong , sometimes cute , sometimes just plain bad
After looking on this board to see why most people did not enjoy My Best Friend's Girl , it seemed like the only reason why was due to their lack of respect for Dane Cook , everyone just complained about him or Kate Hudson , but in some sick way I still wanted to see the movie . So I wanted to give it a fair chance and...
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It's one gigantic fart joke
I am so disappointed , I was actually looking forward to seeing Superhero Movie , I don't know why , I know I'm getting a lot of hate for it , but sometimes I love the stupid comedies . It's like a guilty pleasure for me , like Scary Movie or Meet the Spartans , it's so stupid that it's funny , so naturally I thought S...
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I still know these movies too well
I knew they couldn't make another sequel . It was impossible . Although it had a couple good moments , I wasn't too impressed . I actually was able to predict the ending . That's sad .
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Oh , those kids gave me a headache
I was kinda interested in seeing The Hitcher , despite not seeing the original , I figured to give the remake a look . I always love a good slasher flick here or there , so I rented the movie , watched it tonite , and I have to say , oh , those kids were so stupid , I just wanted to jump in the movie and smack them ! T...
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It didn't work
Ferngully is one of my favorite animated films of all time , I loved watching it while I was growing up , it had great animation , wonderful characters , funny moments , terrific songs , and a touching message . It was such a great movie for kids and I admit that I still watch it to this day . So I figured I would chec...
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Started off so well and turned into . . . well . . . how to describe ? A total mess !
I was kind of excited to see Silent Hill , it looked totally creepy and just plain exciting to watch . Then I heard some mixed reviews on it , some good , but some pretty bad , like bashing the movie bad . Still , tonite my friend and I needed a movie to watch and we have either seen the new releases or just really did...
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I had an open mind and sadly , I didn't enjoy Big Mama's House
I will admit it up front , I really dislike Martin Lawerence , I think despite his comedic appeal , his act is normally hateful . But a couple friends told me that they kinda enjoyed Big Mama's House , so I figured that I should give it a chance . I sometimes like these kind of movies , I especially enjoyed White Chick...
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Not bad , but not good
O . K . , I'm going to admit . I rented this movie looking for scares . But I will admit it was a good drama . But mostly I got bored . When I thought there was a scary scene coming , and there was nothing , I was like " huh ? " . A lot of confusing scenes . I think they should of left the original scene with Father Me...
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Yeah , it was pretty " corny " : - P
I was at the video store and while I swore off seeing any more of the Children of the Corn sequels , I have to admit that I was intrigued when I saw the cover of Children of the Corn : Revelation , it looked like an actual scary movie . Who knew ? It might've been , right ? I think somewhere on it's own , it might have...
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Makes for a great comedy
Actually , I liked Jaws : The Revenge for one good reason : I just couldn't stop laughing . Unfortunately , I don't think that was what the director was aiming for . Who knew that sharks could roar ? Or come up out of the water so many times ? My mom and I watched this movie together and we were having fun with the beg...
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Oh , my head hurts
I was kinda looking forward to Man of the Year , a couple girls at my work said it was a pretty good movie , and my mom said that she liked it , so I waited for the rental , and watched it last night . I have to honestly say that this movie was a huge disappointment . I barely made through it , because to be honest the...
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A movie that can only be good by the help of MSTK3
This was a pretty cheesy movie , really . I still can't believe that was Mike Brady ! I saw this movie through " Mystery Science Theater 3000 " and I got the DVD , and if you flip the disc , you get the original movie . Over all , I mean , I've seen worse , seriously . This is fun for a midnight treat for those who lov...
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A 20 foot giant lizard can disappear in New York City ?
Godzilla , one of the major monster classics that we all know and love , mainly of course with the old badly dubbed Japenese films . As badly made those films were , they were still incredibly fun because of all the camp . It was just a good time to watch those movies and Godzilla was just freaky looking and scared the...
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One of the lamest disaster movies ever made
If I have to deal with any more of Ben Affleck's tears , I am going to scream . Why does he have to cry in all of his roles ? It's irritating . " Armagedden " promises a lot , but doesn't deliver it's title . Usually , you'd expect this huge and great movie . The special effects are the only thing that could get you in...
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Everyone keeps bashing the guys who directed Meet the Spartans and such , what about Andy Tennant ?
Oh , romantic comedies , I don't know why , but it seems like everyone is just being fooled into thinking these movies are original and funny . When I saw trailer for Fool's Gold , the first thing I thought was " Lemme sum up the movie for you . . . " and I did for my friends , they think I'm horrible for it , but I wa...
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The last and the worst in the Nerd series
I bought the " atomic wedgie " edition of Revenge of the Nerds , it had all the sequels in it , so I watched Revenge of the Nerds 2 and 3 today before the fourth one , and I was actually surprised . Despite their bad rating , I really enjoyed them , sure they weren't as good as the first , but they had their laughs . S...
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Gag fest
I don't know why , but my best friend talked me into seeing this movie . As you have probably read in my other comments , I will repeat , I hate Claire Danes . She annoys me to death . But , I was willing to give the movie a chance . And I still didn't like it . The chance is 1 in a million that I love feel good movies...
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills ! Are you guys serious that you fell for this again ?
When I saw the trailer for 27 Dresses , I was like " Oh , my God , not again " , typical plot , chick flick written all over it with over cheesy dialog and unrealistic situations that sadly I can completely predict . But thanks to the wonderful users of IMDb who gave this movie great reviews . My friend begged me to go...
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All I know is that the girl had huge boobs and couldn't be taken seriously
I was kinda looking forward to seeing how they ended the Candyman trilogy and the story actually looked entertaining . I remember when I was younger getting a peek at the movie on HBO , but I think I remember falling asleep , so it was at least something I could put to rest of what the rest of the movie was about . Can...
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Good thing it wasn't just me that didn't like this movie , because I was so bored !
My friend wanted to watch a movie and decided to rent Freedomland since I had seen all the recently released flicks , I wasn't too interested , but I figured to give the movie a chance , I'm usually up for anything . But I have to say that Freedomland couldn't decide on what story to stick upon , not to mention the " b...
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Also known as Karate Kid Part 2
This plot was just too similar to Karate Kid Part 2 , it was just so stupid . But I rented these movies for my cousin because for some reason , he enjoys them . But I can see why , I mean it has kid's humor and a happy ending . My only problem though was the fact that once again there were three idiot's who were the " ...
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You know if you pretend you know what's going on , this is actually pretty exciting
Anaconda , " Anaconda " , what can you say ? Bad CGI effects , bad acting , and a stupid plot . I mean the movie isn't so bad , I've seen plenty worse . But this movie seemed to loose something . I had a very open mind to it , but it was so predictable . I'm serious ! You know who's going to die , you know what is go...
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It lost the originality somewhere
I somewhat enjoyed " Resurrection " , but didn't at the same time . Even though I'm not a fan of the first " Alien " , I will never doubt that the story was original . " Aliens " was highly entertaining and original at the same time . " Alien 3 " was an alright movie , with a few disappointments . But now I finish up t...
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Didn't really get it , nore do I think I wanted to get it
Kevin Spacey is my favorite actor of all time , he is without a doubt on other's lists as well when it comes to great actors . He even pulled off a good Irish accent in Ordinary Decent Criminal as well . But Kevin Spacey , as a Mafia leader ? Or even a burglar ? I'm not so sure he could go that far . The movie to me ju...
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What were they thinking ?
I mean did the cast and crew really look at the script and thought that this was a fantastic movie ? Open Water was a pretty good and horrific movie that over all worked and many people enjoyed . With this sequel , while it wasn't too awful , it just could have been a thousand times better . Because the plot in some wa...
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Same plot , different cover
I have stated before how much I hate romantic comedies , at least the one's that are the same concept over and over again , just different actors , but I had a chance to see Made of Honor for free today and I figured , why not ? I mean , the thing is that you really have to give movies a chance , sometimes , you never ...
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I'd rather swallow a jawbreaker whole
I know a lot of people are saying " Then why did you watch the movie ? " I was watching my cousins and they wanted to rent this movie very badly . I figured , it's a typical teen flick , so why not ? This movie is meant for no one . I mean , it's OK to watch , but it's definitely not worthy of any sort of awards or pra...
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Great , Beethoven meets the Prince and the Pauper
Like I said before , my cousins and I had a Beethoven night , I was looking forward to the sequels , but after the sadness that was the third Beethoven , I had something even more to look forward too . Somehow , Beethoven is still with the brand new Newtons , I guess George , Alice , and their kids were looking for som...
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You know , it's just amazing how Ice Cube gets out of these deadly situations with no more than a scratch
Now , how does Ice Cube get the lead name before William Defoe and Sameul L . Jackson ? Also , I was just amazed that he could land a water boat perfectly on a cop car and escape 20 machine guns all aiming at him , I just assumed they must have pressed the " miss " button on their guns , because that's just plain impos...
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Well , I took the cover's advice , held my breath , and I ended up in the hospital !
What seemed pretty promising , turned into a total mess of a film . I remember when Vertical Limit came out , I was 15 and wanted to see it , but my friends never wanted too . Eventually , I forgot about it , but recently , I was renting movies and came across it and remembered how much I wanted to see it . So , finall...
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Just take " American Pie " and a couple good jokes and you've got " The Girl Next Door "
I was expecting too much . This looked hilerious in the trailer . I was excited to rent it . But I was a little disappointed . Even though I was kind of happy there were no in your face potty humor , it still didn't get me . I laughed a couple times . This has just been done a million times . I understand there are hom...
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They just can't do it
The reason I rented this movie is because , John Wayne Gacy is a legend over at my old high school , because two of his victims were my teacher's students . So , there would always be questions . The house was just a couple blocks down from our school and we'd ask about Gacy himself and what he was like . It wasn't rea...
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Normally , I love these action flicks , but . . .
Well , I was kind of disappointed with the third Rambo . To be honest , I just wasn't interested in it and I did watch it in a very good mood . I was excited because I love these action flicks , they're very exciting and fun to watch . But Rambo just didn't have his edge any more in my opinion . Yes , he's supposed to ...
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To be honest , I felt awkward watching this movie
I have heard a lot about Swingers and how funny it is , in fact I had a friend almost yell at me when he found out that I have seen so many movies but I have not seen Swingers . So , obviously , I had to save the friendship , : P , so I went out to rent this . I am going to feel so bad about what to tell my friend beca...