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399,827 | 1,391,795 | 68,425 | 5 | I dare people not to laugh watching this one . . . | It's that bad . A rolling ball of fire that rolls over its victims and reduces them to ashes is on the loose in a lakeside community . Dr . Iane Thorne ( Marvin Howard ) tries to figure out how to stop it . With the exception of some generally agreeable special effects ( by Doug Beswick , whose subsequent works include... |
399,179 | 1,391,795 | 95,296 | 5 | No , No , No , Not Again . . . | Standard-issue Cop Vs . Killer movie in which " sensitive " L . A . police detective Danny O'Brien ( Chuck Norris ) is given the nickname " Hero " by the public and media after he singlehandedly catches brutal , gargantuan serial killer Simon Moon ( Jack O'Halloran , who is perfectly cast ) . However , O'Brien feels gu... |
399,907 | 1,391,795 | 93,737 | 5 | Worth watching for the cast . . . | Incorrigible womanizer Jack Jericho ( Robert Downey , Jr . ) who pursues practically every attractive woman he sees on the street , meets his match in strong-willed Randy Jensen ( Molly Ringwald ) , a museum tour guide with an alcoholic loser father ( Dennis Hopper ) who owes a mobster ( Harvey Keitel ) a LOT of money ... |
399,113 | 1,391,795 | 221,905 | 5 | Another product from Boaz Davidson's assembly line . | The Israeli-born producer / writer has been involved with a number of made-to-order B-grade movies - creature features and otherwise - over the last several years . In " Octopus " , a Russian nuclear sub sunken in 1962 has contaminated local cephalopod life and the latest eight-tentacled freak of nature is making life ... |
399,010 | 1,391,795 | 175,526 | 5 | Can you go further ? | A killer is out to punish teenagers in the Virginia town of Cherry Falls , only this time it's the virgins who are the endangered species . Not bad but ultimately routine movie is mildly amusing at best and I guess it deserves some points for not taking itself too seriously . It's gory ( gorier than necessary ) , actua... |
398,634 | 1,391,795 | 91,799 | 5 | You haven't got the guts Norman ! | Another sequence of events in the post-sanitarium life of Norman Bates , in which he makes the acquaintance of troubled former nun Maureen ( Diana Scarwid ) and sleazy young drifter Duane ( Jeff Fahey ) and is also actively investigated by nosy reporter Tracy ( Roberta Maxwell ) . The most routine " Psycho " movie yet ... |
399,193 | 1,391,795 | 98,097 | 5 | Too Much Raw Dude For You , Babe ? | Action / comedy in which Clint Eastwood plays Tommy Nowak , a skip tracer who accepts the task of tracking down bail jumper Lou Ann McGuinn ( Bernadette Peters ) . Of course , she's not a real criminal ; she's just been made a patsy by her scummy husband ( Timothy Carhart ) and the greasy psychos he hangs out with . Wh... |
399,412 | 1,391,795 | 87,464 | 5 | The best thing about this film is the presence of Meg Tilly and Hume Cronyn . | Small town girl Jennifer ( Meg Tilly ) returns home with older , doctor boyfriend Stuart ( Tim Matheson ) after her mother has suffered a mysterious , violent breakdown . They are just in time to witness a series of altercations caused by formally well-mannered townsfolk who are now suddenly giving in to their own wors... |
399,485 | 1,391,795 | 87,472 | 5 | Precedes the similar " Chopping Mall " by two years . | Okay slasher movie has a familiar plot of sorority pledges being obliged to take part in a stupid prank as an initiation - sneaking into a shopping mall after hours and swiping a security guards ' uniform - but being preyed upon by a vicious killer . Before this even happens - in the second half of the movie - we get a... |
399,823 | 1,391,795 | 96,246 | 5 | Uninspired but watchable . | Average low-budget genre fare , and a blatant copy of " Alien " , from Roger Cormans ' company Concorde , about a future Earth where a plague has decimated most of mankind . A small group of survivors ekes out a precarious living in an underground lab . One day , they rescue a girl they find on the outside , only to fi... |
398,641 | 1,391,795 | 56,875 | 5 | Watch and truly be appalled ! | The breakthrough film for Herschell Gordon Lewis , a crafter of shock / schlock cinema who held nothing back and didn't just imply violence , he showed it in all of its tacky , outrageous , gruesome glory . Mal Arnold is Fuad Ramses , a caterer preparing an Egyptian blood feast to appease his god Ishtar . His secret in... |
399,666 | 1,391,795 | 80,711 | 5 | I thought that it was okay . | Eric Binford ( Dennis Christopher ) is a wimpy , whiny nerd who lives with his shrewish Aunt Stella ( Eve Brent ) and whose whole life revolves around the movies . It's only a matter of time before this skinny Norman Bates clone snaps , and he does it in record time , killing anybody who ever mistreated him while dress... |
399,278 | 1,391,795 | 98,184 | 5 | Where have we heard this one before ? | Young boy who could never please his policeman father grows up to be a stone-faced , disturbed young psycho ( Judd Nelson ) who decides to start killing people when his plans to become a cop don't pan out . He is tracked by veteran Hollywood detective ( Robert Loggia ) who is saddled with new partner ( Leo Rossi ) who ... |
399,116 | 1,391,795 | 119,891 | 5 | Gods have nothing to fear . . . or do they ? | Two sisters , Jennifer ( Joanna Going ) and Lisa ( Rose McGowan ) arrive in the small mountain town of Snowfield and discover a crisis situation in play : almost everybody has disappeared , and only a few dead bodies have been left behind . They are joined shortly by Sheriff Hammond ( Ben Affleck ) and his two deputies... |
399,211 | 1,391,795 | 83,056 | 5 | Not up to par with other cannibal themed movies . | Jess Francos ' answer to other popular cannibal themed movies of the late ' 70's and early 80's has adventurer Jeremy Taylor ( a top billed Al Cliver , co-star of such Lucio Fulci flicks as " Zombie " and " The Beyond " ) taking his wife and daughter in tow to a jungle location . The wife is gobbled up by the local sav... |
399,302 | 1,391,795 | 85,224 | 5 | I don't want one word of this leaking out . . . | A monster spawned by nuclear waste terrorizes a rural Idaho community . A detective ( William Osco ) and a dubious scientist ( Martin Landau , who couldn't possibly have sunk lower than this ) team up to stop it . Rock-bottom creature feature , not just a B movie but , as Leonard Maltin's movie and video guide so succi... |
399,749 | 1,391,795 | 160,127 | 5 | Guilty Pleasure ! | Based on a memorable 1970s TV series . Three sexy female detectives ( Cameron Diaz , Lucy Liu , Drew Barrymore ) work for an unseen boss ( voice of John Forsythe ) and are assigned to retrieve a kidnapped software expert ( Sam Rockwell ) who was presumably taken by a competitor ( Tim Curry ) . Before long , these ladie... |
399,662 | 1,391,795 | 93,854 | 5 | Not easy to categorize , this film . | A film crew sets up shop in an abandoned high school where horrific murders ( is there any other kind of murder in the horror genre ? ) once took place . Well , wouldn't you know it , they start dropping like flies . . . Well , I'm sure other people have said it before me , but any film that kills off George Clooney wi... |
399,201 | 1,391,795 | 74,419 | 5 | Man's best friend turns around and bites the hand that feeds . . . | More silly low-budget nonsense to be added to the " nature strikes back " subgenre of thrillers and horror movies to be made in the 1970's . In California , neighborhood dogs suddenly start running together and turning vicious . As university professors Harlan Thompson ( ' The Man from U . N . C . L . E . ' s David McC... |
399,864 | 1,391,795 | 435,631 | 5 | Moderately entertaining at best . | Sean Patrick Flanery plays Jake , a half-human / half-demon dude who works for the church by destroying all those demons who walk the Earth . Veteran movie villain Billy Drago is his nemesis , the demon of lust Asmodeus , an oily , seductive , lisping creep . It did begin with an unusual touch : seeing a victim of poss... |
398,797 | 1,391,795 | 326,820 | 5 | Disappointing . | Underwhelming B horror about a particularly vicious werewolf pursuing cutie pie waitress Josie ( Samaire Armstrong ) because it needs to mate with her . Hunky detective Steve Turley ( Ryan Alosio ) , who actually works the werewolf beat if you can believe that , vows to protect her . To start with , this movies ' attem... |
398,704 | 1,391,795 | 85,159 | 5 | Poor , poor Melanie . . . | Second " sequel " to the " Amityville " horror movies is closer to being a good movie than the putrid first movie . Overall , I'd say it's quite average . Tony Roberts plays an investigative journalist , a born cynic who has no absolutely no belief in the supernatural . So much so , that he has no qualms about buying t... |
399,355 | 1,391,795 | 184,907 | 5 | Anything Can Happen On A Snow Day . | Formulaic , predictable comedy for kids ( A Nickelodeon production ) about the members of the Brandston family , and their adventures on a snow day , particularly the teenage son ( Mark Webber ) , who's determined to impress the girl with whom he's infatuated , and the kid sister ( Zena Grey ) , who's equally determine... |
398,923 | 1,391,795 | 100,728 | 5 | Low-budget genre fare is laughably bad . | Norton Cyberdyne is a multinational company in the business of manufacturing military technology . Their pet project is the title creature , designed to be the perfect soldier . Young Susan Valentine ( Starr Andreeff ) gets wind of all of this when one of these things kills her uncle Ethan ( Lewis Arquette ) , who was ... |
398,950 | 1,391,795 | 269,095 | 5 | Why Couldn't It Have Been Better ? | Inspired by a true story , and officially based on a magazine article , this movie makes the usual move of changing characters and events for the purpose of dramatic license . In the once glorious and now decrepit community of Long Beach , young junkie Joey LaMarca ( James Franco ) kills a dealer in the act of self-def... |
399,088 | 1,391,795 | 74,593 | 5 | Not bad . | Landlocked version - some may rip-off - of " Jaws " as three heroes ( Christopher George , Andrew Prine , Richard Jaeckel ) unite to find and eliminate an enormous , ferocious grizzly bear that has been slaughtering and eating mostly female victims . Although pretty routine , I didn't hate it . It may pale next to " Ja... |
399,727 | 1,391,795 | 92,074 | 5 | 100 % pure junk , but good for some chuckles . | An extremely goofy sci-fi / horror / comedy , " TerrorVision " is another entry in the long line of low-budget genre pictures that veteran producer / director Charles Band has been involved with since the 1970's . On an alien planet , a mutated monster - looking like a cross between a bulldog and toad with huge googly ... |
399,104 | 1,391,795 | 93,995 | 5 | Deliciously disgusting . A true pleasure . | Directed by Juan Piquer Simon of " Pieces " infamy , this shameless splatterfest features an onslaught of the title creatures , turned into aggressive mutants through the effects of toxic waste . One chump victim after another is devoured while heroic Mike Brady ( Michael Garfield ) races to stop the infestation . This... |
399,618 | 1,391,795 | 57,181 | 5 | My first Ray Dennis Steckler experience . | A notorious effort from film-maker Ray Dennis Steckler thanks in no small part to that elongated title , this is one truly bizarre movie . Brett O'Hara plays a nasty gypsy fortune teller named Madame Estrella , an acid-wielding crone with an ugly hunchback associate named Ortega ( Don Russell ) . She sets her sights on... |
399,253 | 1,391,795 | 89,200 | 5 | Cheesy and bad but amusing . | Another movie of the 1980's to jump on the " Gremlins " bandwagon , this tells the story of Jonathan ( Peter Liapis ) , who inherits the mansion his Satan-worshipping father Malcolm ( rock singer Michael Des Barres ) conducted rituals in . Jonathan's curiosity gets the better of him and when he starts conducting ritual... |
399,824 | 1,391,795 | 126,527 | 5 | A stupefyingly messed up movie . | This certifiably silly slasher entry is basically about a family struck by a series of murders . One family member in particular ( played by hardcore porno actress Samantha Fox ) has just gotten out of a mental hospital and is having a hard time dealing with the outside world . I just read one of the user comments here... |
399,717 | 1,391,795 | 93,974 | 5 | The best day to watch this : not Christmas Day , but garbage day . | So-dumb-it's-fun type sequel to the infamous slasher flick of 1984 , this movie has Ricky Caldwell ( Eric Freeman ) picking up where his brother Billy left off . The film opens as a psychologist ( James L . Newman ) is analyzing Ricky , who's been on the path to madness ever since the conclusion of the original film . ... |
399,712 | 1,391,795 | 80,527 | 5 | Hug me ! | An accident at a nuclear plant results in a cloud that engulfs a school bus with six singing children on it . Naturally , the kids turn into shambling zombie-like things with black fingernails . Furthermore , all they want to do now is hug people , but their touch is deadly , as they cause the idiots being hugged to bu... |
399,752 | 1,391,795 | 132,888 | 5 | And we thought the tryptophan in turkey was bad . . . | In this certified cult favorite , Steve Hawkes is Herschell , a morally upright Elvis-like biker . He hooks up with a nice , religious girl named Angel , and subsequently her " bad girl " sister Ann , who proceeds to get him hooked on pot . Next he goes to work at a turkey farm , where he agrees to be the guinea pig fo... |
398,947 | 1,391,795 | 113,501 | 5 | Looking For " Just Cause " To Watch This Movie ? Read On . | African-American death row inmate Bobby Earl Ferguson ( Blair Underwood ) appeals to Harvard law professor Paul Armstrong ( Sean Connery ) to get him released from prison because , after all , he didn't commit the murder he was convicted of - yeah , I know , that's what they all say . Armstrong does some investigating ... |
399,501 | 1,391,795 | 97,981 | 5 | IT'S A BOY . . . HA HA HA HA ! | Freddy Krueger returns once again , this time through the dreams of Alice's ( Lisa Wilcox ) unborn child . This way he is able to dispatch her new gang of friends . He also happens to have big ambitions regarding the developing fetus . Fifth " Nightmare " movie is hurt by the fact that it's hard to be terrified or intr... |
399,856 | 1,391,795 | 182,996 | 5 | Don't go out in the woods tonight , you probably will be killed . . . | That's a sample of lyrics from the end credits song from this impossibly bizarre entry in the slasher craze . There's not much you need to know about this film except that it follows the expected formula : a quartet of campers , as well as assorted other victims , falls prey to a gargantuan forest dweller who growls li... |
399,330 | 1,391,795 | 92,030 | 5 | So-so . | Drill sergeant Leona Hawkins ( Nichelle Nichols , a . k . a . " Lt . Uhura " of the original ' Star Trek ' ) leads her young troops on maneuvers in a Southern forest , only to be confronted by otherworldly spirits that are leftovers from the Civil War . A largely nondescript cast , a decent music score , serviceable cr... |
398,710 | 1,391,795 | 309,593 | 5 | I've Done Over 200 Reviews Now . . . Incredible . | Continuation of the events in the first " Final Destination " ; Kimberly Corman ( A . J . Cook ) has a horrifying premonition of a catastrophic highway pile-up that ends up coming true . When she and several others manage to avoid the accident , she comes to suspect that , just like the characters of the first movie , ... |
398,720 | 1,391,795 | 87,050 | 5 | There's something wrong with this town = DUH ! ! ! | Young couple Burt ( Peter Horton ) and Vicky ( Linda Hamilton ) traveling the back roads of Nebraska run afoul of a cult of psychotic young brats who have murdered all the adults of a small town and taken over . They worship a mysterious deity named " He Who Walks Among The Rows " . With the help of two rebellious chil... |
398,901 | 1,391,795 | 115,759 | 5 | Would You Mind Not Shooting At The Thermonuclear Weapons ? | Vic Deakins ( John Travolta ) is a VERY disgruntled fighter pilot who deliberately crashes his plane in the Utah desert with plans to steal its nuclear warheads and ransom them off . However , he doesn't realize what a formidable opponent his younger co-pilot ( Christian Slater ) will turn out to be . . . and doesn't a... |
399,629 | 1,391,795 | 404,756 | 5 | The President lives . . . and the movie stinks . | Astronaut Ivan Hood ( genre icon Bruce Campbell ) and his team return to Earth after a forty-year space mission to find that goofy alien termites have enslaved the human population ( making this a low , low , low rent variation on " Planet of the Apes " ) , with the assistance of various human thugs . Hood escapes from... |
399,640 | 1,391,795 | 203,830 | 5 | You might as well read a book instead . | Luke Sinclair ( Chris Sarandon ) is a novelist who specializes in serial killer stories ; despite his uncanny knack for getting into the heads of these degenerates , he claims he does no research ; he simply is good at seeing things from their point of view . Luke , suffering from a bad case of writer's block , retreat... |
398,917 | 1,391,795 | 115,624 | 5 | Whatever you do , don't call her " babe " . | Barbara Kopetski a . k . a . " Barb Wire " ( Pamela Anderson Lee ) is a bounty hunter / mercenary / nightclub owner in the only free city in an America of the future that has been ravaged by a second civil war . Her former lover Axel ( Temuera Morrison ) asks for her help in getting his new wife , resistance fighter Co... |
398,565 | 1,391,795 | 159,273 | 5 | Five Out Of Ten . | Owen Wilson plays Chris Burnett , a Navy navigator whose plane is shot down over Bosnia when he and his pilot ( Gabriel Macht ) veer off course while on a recon mission . Burnett's superior ( Gene Hackman ) spends the rest of the movie trying to figure out how to rescue him even though it's not in his best interests to... |
399,476 | 1,391,795 | 103,956 | 5 | I've got a new game , sport . . . it's called " come up with a better script " . | If it weren't for the misguided people at the Play Pals company , the events of parts 2 and 3 wouldn't have taken place . This time , eight years after the showdown in the Play Pals factory where Andy and Kyle reduced Chucky to a molten mess , those fatally ignorant execs are confident that all the bad publicity is ove... |
398,833 | 1,391,795 | 103,959 | 5 | Do you think Billy Bob Thornton regrets doing this film ? | Chopper Chicks in Zombietown is a certifiable cult comedy , a lively but incredibly silly affair . Small-town mortician Ralph Willum ( Don Calfa ) is killing people and then re-animating their corpses so that they may become unwilling mine workers ; his plans are spoiled by the arrival in town of a grungy clique of f... |
399,514 | 1,391,795 | 366,174 | 5 | I guess animators are still incapable of creating realistic looking snakes ! | And for all I know , they never will be ! Highly derivative sequel ( or follow-up ) to the original 1997 " Giant Animated Snake Eats A Lot Of Stupid People " movie in which a team of scientists & corporate types and their intrepid guides journey to Borneo ( the movie was actually shot in Fiji ) to seek a precious and r... |
398,877 | 1,391,795 | 146,336 | 5 | Have you heard the one about . . . ? | Killer does away with the standard assortment of self-absorbed , conveniently attractive college students in the style of infamous urban legends . Despite its interesting gimmick , this is a rather routine horror movie with not a lot going for it . For the most part , the problem is with the script , which has some def... |
399,876 | 1,391,795 | 79,227 | 5 | Neither Chuck's best nor his worst . | Middling Chuck Norris starring vehicle - one of his first - in which the legendary karate champion plays a former commando who finds out that he's landed on a CIA hit list and does his own sleuthing - along with cagey mystery woman Margaret ( an appealing Anne Archer ) - as to who is responsible . The martial arts don'... |
399,233 | 1,391,795 | 117,611 | 5 | Darn that company and their useless Canadian electricity . . . ( I can't remember the exact quote ) | First off , I purchased this film because it was listed in a book created by Fangoria magazine that was dedicated to unknown , forgotten , and under-rated genre films . I saw it just this week in a bargain bin . I figured , what the heck , I'll pick it up , I won't be losing much , right ? Just a few bucks . Ultimately... |
399,299 | 1,391,795 | 49,615 | 5 | This " phantom " sure hates people in rowboats . . . | Average 1950's low , low budget fright feature about a radioactive light in the ocean and the goofy creature guarding it . Appearing on the scene to probe the mystery is brainiac scientist and author Ted Stevens ( Kent Taylor ) , who romances the daughter ( Cathy Downs ) of local professor ( Michael Whalen ) , because ... |
398,782 | 1,391,795 | 94,597 | 5 | Maybe a cameo from Freddy himself could have redeemed it . . . | For a horror fan , the idea of watching something directed by genre icon Robert Englund might be too good to pass up , but this picture doesn't have much going for it besides novelty value . " 976-Evil " tells the story of much-abused , uber-nerdy outcast ' Hoax ' Wilmoth ( Stephen Geoffreys , who actually isn't as ove... |
398,656 | 1,391,795 | 71,629 | 5 | Nothing special or memorable , but passable low-budget 1970's horror . | Elderly Pauline Christophe lives in a nice old mansion atop a mountain where , yes , there is a skull visible in the rock . She arranges for four strangers - her kin - to come to the mansion , and after she passes away , the four experience a series of strange , voodoo-related occurrences . Minor African-American theme... |
399,184 | 1,391,795 | 58,220 | 5 | Good for a number of laughs . | This cheap , Florida-shot " horror " movie has playboy author Tom Harris ( William Joyce ) coerced into traveling to a remote island in the hopes that he'll find the rumors about the place - involving the walking dead - will inspire him to write a new novel . He finds the rumors to be true and seeks to escape along wit... |
398,606 | 1,391,795 | 88,961 | 5 | I see you like guns . What else do you like ? | Another of the " Alien " clones - or should I say rip-offs ? - of the 1980's , in which a team of astronauts are pursued by a deadly beast that has made mincemeat of a previous mission . I know , this is not particularly GOOD , but it is made with some degree of competence - with special effects by the L . A . Effects ... |
399,480 | 1,391,795 | 89,003 | 5 | Look out , creeps . . . here comes Bronson ! | Paul Kersey ( Charles Bronson ) returns to NYC where he eventually embarks on an all-new rampage that is actually ENCOURAGED by frustrated police chief Richard Shriker ( Ed Lauter , who had done several pictures with Bronson ) to do his thing after legions of greasy psychos are laying waste to the inner city - the prim... |
399,821 | 1,391,795 | 183,766 | 5 | Interesting as a curio , in any event . | Albert Rose ( Leslie Marlowe ) is a macho young dude who gets blackmailed by a kinky weirdo named Dominita ( Dorian Wayne ) into being Dominitas ' in-drag live-in maid . Turns out , Dominita does this to other folk as well , including her lesbian secretary Ruth ( Wendy Roberts ) , whom Albert finds himself falling for ... |
399,561 | 1,391,795 | 127,045 | 5 | Let me ruin your evening . . . | Well , this goofy , gimmick heavy cult monster movie didn't ruin my evening . It's silly enough to be somewhat amusing . A dozen assorted creatures , each with its own style of dress and murder , emerge from inside the Golden Gate Bridge at night and slaughter people . They kill all of Natalie's ( Leilani Sarelle ) fri... |
399,805 | 1,391,795 | 82,559 | 5 | Enjoyable for what it is . | Another in the line of European horror flicks to draw inspiration from - or rip off , if you will - George Romeros ' zombie classics " Night of the Living Dead " and " Dawn of the Dead " , this flick from exploitation veteran Bruno Mattei sees a plant in New Guinea - called a " hope centre " in the film - break down , ... |
399,012 | 1,391,795 | 84,732 | 5 | A passable thriller . . . | Neither very successful nor a total bomb ( at least in my opinion ) , this Hitchcock wannabe ( which , as other IMDb users here state , borrows devices from at least seven of The Master's films ) is about psychiatrist Sam Rice ( Roy Scheider ) who probes the murder of patient George Bynum ( Josef Sommer ) , and becomes... |
399,205 | 1,391,795 | 67,245 | 5 | You and I are one now , dummy . | As schlocky so-bad-it's-good 1970's drive-in fare goes , this is never as hysterical or endearing as I would have liked , but it's fairly amusing garbage nonetheless . Twisted doctor Roger Gerard ( Bruce Dern ) , cast out of the medical community for his radical ideas ( natch ) , and spurred on by his maniacal accompli... |
399,199 | 1,391,795 | 185,371 | 5 | Not The Most Fun Movie Ever Made . | A handful of people are invited to the spend the night as part of a warped birthday party . The house they are invited to is an ugly nightmare that served as a barbaric insane asylum ( is there any other kind in horror films ? ) in the 1930's . If they survive the night , they each get one million dollars . VERY twiste... |
398,926 | 1,391,795 | 60,290 | 5 | Silly schlock movie offers some fun . | Among the many things that movies teach us is that trespassing on Indian burial grounds is a fatal mistake . Try telling that to the dummies here : a macho professor and his airhead students who go poking around the area , despite the warnings of a local . Tartu , a " witch doctor " who existed 400 years ago , rises fr... |
399,450 | 1,391,795 | 84,695 | 5 | What's the damage ? " Six . . . so far . " | Escaped mass murderer Russ Thorn ( Michael Villella ) , with the aid of a portable power drill , slaughters the air-headed teenagers in a suburban neighborhood . That's all the plot there is . Unbelievably , this movie was directed and written by women ( Amy Jones and feminist author Rita Mae Brown respectively ) . I d... |
399,085 | 1,391,795 | 82,869 | 5 | Doesn't leave a lasting impression . | Sean Connery plays Federal District Marshal William T . O'Niel , who lays down the law at a mining colony on Io , the third moon of Jupiter . He makes the discovery that the miners are being given a drug that makes them work much harder , but which eventually fries their brains . O'Niel is determined to punish the man ... |
398,657 | 1,391,795 | 71,198 | 5 | Not quite a pile of bat guano , but nothing very enjoyable either . | Dr . John Beck ( Stewart Moss ) is bitten by a bat while exploring a cave with wife Cathy ( Marianne McAndrew ) . In this movie , that's enough to slowly turn him into a man-bat thing that must go out and kill . Meanwhile , the terminally naive Cathy refuses to believe that her husband is experiencing something very st... |
399,244 | 1,391,795 | 835,384 | 5 | Uninspired , junky B movie . | Supposedly based on actual events , this silly little movie played out for me not so much as horror but a low level survival-of-the-fittest yarn . A troupe of repellent city kids are on vacation in the deep woods . They make the fatal mistake of mixing it up with your standard-issue repulsive and psychotic hillbilly vi... |
398,572 | 1,391,795 | 236,493 | 5 | Nothing Worth Getting Excited About . | Farcical crime comedy starring two attractive superstars , Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts , as a couple whose relationship is in trouble . The trouble is , he's an errand boy for the mob , and a terminal screw-up to boot . He's ordered to retrieve and transport an ancient , antique pistol to mob boss Margolese ( Gene Hack... |
399,255 | 1,391,795 | 81,114 | 5 | It looks like it was MADE by maniacs . . . | Ultra-creepy , trashy , and sleazy horror outing - truly one of the most depraved shockers ever made - an almost plotless movie about overweight , un-handsome middle-aged man ( character actor Joe Spinell , in the performance of his career ) who was regularly abused as a child and symbolically takes revenge against his... |
399,332 | 1,391,795 | 82,748 | 5 | You don't have to go to Texas to watch a sublimely silly slasher flick . | The basic plot of this Spanish entry in the slice ' n ' dice craze of the 70's and 80's has a sadistic , maniacal fiend carving up cute co-eds - mostly with a chainsaw - for the purpose of using their body parts to create a human jigsaw puzzle . An inept pair of detectives ( Christopher George and Frank Brana ) send an... |
398,793 | 1,391,795 | 57,970 | 5 | Quite the crummy dud indeed . | In this hysterically stupid pile of garbage , a spacecraft crash lands on Earth . Out comes one of the most utterly ridiculous monsters in film history : described as many as a " carpet " , it reminded me more of a parade float , but you get the idea . The silly thing proceeds to devour any human it comes across . Dire... |
399,195 | 1,391,795 | 251,736 | 5 | Love that T-shirt , Mr . Haig ! | The film-making debut for rocker Rob Zombie ; this film tells the story ( such as it is ) of some Stereotypical Horror Movie Morons who run afoul of some Stereotypical Horror Movie Depraved Redneck Freaks . Two guys and their girlfriends are traveling the country documenting strange roadside attractions and come across... |
399,492 | 1,391,795 | 92,644 | 5 | Axel Is Back . | Eddie Murphy returns to one of his best roles in this sequel . This time around , Axel Foley is working on an undercover operation in Detroit when he learns that old buddy Lt . Bogomil ( Ronny Cox ) , of the BHPD , has been shot and critically wounded by bad guys . He abandons his job - yes , he just picks up and leave... |
399,258 | 1,391,795 | 85,615 | 6 | Gorky Park is a fairly good film . | In this early 1980's thriller based on the novel by Martin Cruz Smith , stiff and self-righteous Russian policeman Arkady Renko ( William Hurt ) probes the mystery of three bodies found buried in Gorky Park with their faces and fingertips removed . The case involves the KGB , two American characters ( Lee Marvin and Br... |
399,841 | 1,391,795 | 116,731 | 6 | Come on , Mom , he's the big spaghetti-o . | Annie Laird ( Demi Moore ) , a single mother and designer of rather unconventional art exhibits , agrees to serve on the jury for a mobster's ( Tony Lo Bianco ) trial , hoping for a little bit of excitement in her life . You know what ' they ' say , be careful what you wish for . Annie soon gets menaced by cunning , pr... |
398,702 | 1,391,795 | 91,276 | 6 | Marines have no qualms about killing Martians . | Invaders From Mars ( 1986 ) is director Tobe Hooper's remake of a fondly remembered , classic science-fiction horror story from the 1950's . Young David Gardner ( Hunter Carson ) witnesses a UFO landing just beyond his backyard and notices that soon after almost everybody around him is behaving oddly and rather coldl... |
399,064 | 1,391,795 | 83,690 | 6 | Unexceptional , but basically watchable thriller . | As the film opens , a young woman is electrocuted in her bathtub . Shortly after that , another young woman , Kaylie Bedford ( Suzanna Love ) is struck by a car and receives brain damage . Thanks to the Frankenstein-like machinations of one Dr . Clavius ( a grumpy looking Tony Curtis ) , brain waves from the murdered w... |
399,418 | 1,391,795 | 118,615 | 6 | Good , mindless entertainment . | A documentary film crew sails down the Amazon in search of a mystical and elusive tribe known as the Shirishama . They end up being terrorized and gobbled up by an enormous snake after having already been fatally waylaid by mystery man Paul Serone ( Jon Voight ) . " Anaconda " is simple-minded fun at its core . It migh... |
399,521 | 1,391,795 | 75,909 | 6 | I didn't think that it was that bad . | After the Third World War has reduced the United States to a barren desert wasteland , two Air Force deserters , Denton ( George Peppard ) and Tanner ( Jan-Michael Vincent ) set out on a post-apocalypse road trip ( in their impressive , fortified tank / van ) , with colleague Keegan ( Paul Winfield ) . Ultimately , the... |
398,876 | 1,391,795 | 295,178 | 6 | That's the way , uh-huh , uh-huh , he likes it . . . hey Goldmember . . . | Third Austin Powers has the titular super-spy / sex addict time traveling to 1975 , hooking up with old flame Foxxy Cleopatra ( R & B singer Beyonce Knowles ) in an attempt to apprehend Dr . Evil , who's aligned himself with a highly unattractive villain named ' Goldmember ' . Austin also has to rescue his legendary fa... |
399,507 | 1,391,795 | 95,742 | 6 | You Shouldn't Have Buried Me . . . I'm Not Dead . | Freddy is resurrected - by flaming dog urine , believe it or not - and in short order manages to kill the three remaining Elm Street children . He then turns his attention to a new group of teenaged bozos , but faces opposition from a girl ( Lisa Wilcox ) who turns out to be a formidable opponent . It was with this ent... |
399,276 | 1,391,795 | 83,629 | 6 | The final thirty minutes are not that great . | Highly amusing cult monster movie - with 1980's style creature effects and splatter ; in 1964 , in rural Mississippi , young bride Caroline ( Bibi Besch ) is raped by some mysterious bipedal creature ; then in 1981 , Michael ( Paul Clemens ) , the now teen-aged product of that union , proceeds to start slaughtering the... |
398,684 | 1,391,795 | 99,151 | 6 | Take me out to the ball game . . . | This amusing nonsense is about a girls ' baseball team that manages to trounce their macho , grunting-pig , sexist redneck opponents even when the jerks start cheating and playing dirty . Afterwards , two events occur to affect the balance of the picture : the girls ' coach Midnight ( B-movie veteran Ross Hagen ) stubb... |
399,756 | 1,391,795 | 91,387 | 6 | If this comedy doesn't scream " turn off your brain before watching " , I don't know what does . | Salesman George Lollar ( Charles Grodin ) loses an important account , and when his boss is understandably enraged , George figures it's about time to take the family on a Christmas vacation . And he picks an island resort named Club Sand , where obviously rampant obnoxiousness and decadence is the name of the game . T... |
398,834 | 1,391,795 | 85,750 | 6 | The only ones I really wanted to root for were the dolphins ! | Yet another product off the " Jaws " assembly line - this time , Michael Brody is played by Dennis Quaid and works at Florida's Sea World . His father , Police Chief Martin Brody , is nowhere in sight , yet Michael is visited by his boring and dopey kid brother Sean ( John Putch ) . Due to a faulty sea gate , a mammoth... |
398,773 | 1,391,795 | 120,390 | 6 | Ray Liotta's performance puts the film over . . . | On an eventful Christmas Eve , Teri Halloran ( Lauren Holly ) is a flight attendant on a commercial flight that happens to be transporting two criminals , one a conniving charmer ( Ray Liotta ) convicted of serial murder . Before too long , Ryan Weaver ( Liotta ) has instituted a reign of terror on the flight as the pl... |
398,792 | 1,391,795 | 142,906 | 6 | A fairly spooky low-budget horror flick . | It's all about the atmosphere in this not bad little movie marking the directorial swan song of Lew Landers , whose extensive career had dated back to the silent era , and whose credits include the 1935 version of " The Raven " . A stealthy psychopath who wears a black ski mask is terrorizing young folk in a ghost town... |
399,015 | 1,391,795 | 83,542 | 6 | Vengeance is mine , sayeth the Lord . . . HA HA HA HA HA ! | Dr . Dan Potter ( Dwight Schultz ) is the new psychiatrist at " The Haven " , a mental institution with an unorthodox way of treating their patients . The guy in charge , Dr . Leo Bain ( Donald Pleasence ) is a touchy-feely , pot-smoking bloke who seems to be even more wacky than any of the people he's treating . The f... |
399,279 | 1,391,795 | 314,786 | 6 | Tell me more about ze ' wet bone ' . | Modernized remake of memorable hit comedy from 1979 in which nerdy foot doctor Jerry Peyser ( Albert Brooks ) is plunged into international intrigue by reckless deep-undercover CIA agent Steve Tobias ( Michael Douglas ) , the father of the young man his daughter is marrying . Wow , I can't remember the last time a come... |
399,111 | 1,391,795 | 70,622 | 6 | 1 , 000 dollars to the person who can prove that the snake-man is not real ! | Dr . Stoner ( Strother Martin ) , a prominent herpetologist , seems like a very nice , benevolent old gentleman , but he's really just your old-fashioned mad scientist . He hires a student named David ( Dirk Benedict ) supposedly for the purpose of research assistance , but David has in fact been selected to be the tes... |
399,734 | 1,391,795 | 118,689 | 6 | Not as good as the TV skits . | Mr . Bean ( Rowan Atkinson ) is a slothful security guard at a London art gallery whose employers send him to America to accompany the painting " Whistler's Mother " , just so they can be rid of him for a couple of weeks . Bean wreaks havoc both in the American art gallery and in the lives of the family that he boards ... |
399,357 | 1,391,795 | 120,373 | 6 | I Liked It . | Wannabe actor Richard Rietti ( Michael Richards ) throws his attorney friend Charles Tuttle ( Jeff Daniels ) an impromptu bachelor party the night before Charles is to appear in court . When Charles is incapacitated ( by a hangover AND the results of a beating ) , Richard tries to help Charles out by posing as an attor... |
399,343 | 1,391,795 | 61,387 | 6 | Not something I would watch late at night . . . | It might send me to sleep . Seriously intentioned , but incredibly goofy , science-fiction about unconventional plot to invade the U . S . A . As the title says , the villains - in this case , the Chinese - plod along underground in boring machines . When the unusual seismic activity is noticed , American forces try to... |
399,694 | 1,391,795 | 95,556 | 6 | Not as funny as I would have liked , but not bad . | From Pat Proft , veteran comedy screenwriter whose credits include the " Naked Gun " and " Hot Shots ! " series , and director Anthony Perkins , comes this very offbeat combo of both dark humor and silliness . Story has Ron Douglas ( corpulent , engaging Joe Alaskey , a stand-up comedian who now makes a living as a voi... |
399,473 | 1,391,795 | 90,021 | 6 | Not top-of-the-line Stephen King material but not bottom of the barrel either . | A werewolf is haunting the small town of Tarker's Mills and only wheelchair-bound young teenager Marty ( Corey Haim ) , his sister Jane ( Megan Follows ) and his Uncle ' Red ' ( Gary Busey ) end up doing anything about it . " Silver Bullet " is pretty routine script wise ( King wrote it himself , based on his ' novelet... |
398,862 | 1,391,795 | 97,737 | 6 | I hope there's no fish on the menu down there . . . | Six miners , one geologist , and one doctor are working 16 , 000 feet below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean , and come across the aftermath of a failed genetic experiment , in this film , one of a few 1989 releases to utilize the theme of encountering creatures in the ocean . If there's one element of this picture th... |
398,967 | 1,391,795 | 87,796 | 6 | Just give me one night alone with the body . | Your friendly neighborhood environment-polluting corporation is turning the residents of a small , small rural town into sick , diseased , zombie-like killers who seem to prefer the night life . Two vacationing big city boys ( Wings Hauser and Lee Montgomery ) pass through just in time to get caught up in these creepy ... |
399,555 | 1,391,795 | 91,560 | 6 | I realize I'm in the minority here , but . . . | I found it was possible to take this seriously and have some fun with it . Although most reviews here only consider " Mountaintop Motel Massacre " entertaining on a so-bad-it's-good level , this cheap rural horror movie actually delivers some okay atmosphere . Evelyn ( Anna Chappell ) has gotten out of an insane asylum... |
398,622 | 1,391,795 | 105,428 | 6 | A man killed with corn-on-the-cob ! That's a first ! | Original Stephen King screenplay about Mary and Charles Brady ( Alice Krige and Brian Krause ) who are , in reality , inhuman entities that get their nourishment from the essence of virginal girls , and are forced to constantly move from town to town in order to stay one step ahead of the law . In their current place o... |
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