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559,567 | 2,626,332 | 325,228 | 1 | I've seen koolaid stands with better funding . . . | And that just makes this all the better . This movie was horribly low budget , blessed us with the worst acting I'd ever seen , and peppered with some really horrid sets . Honestly , this movie is not fit to watch . It is not scary . It is not eve a good attempt . The only decent factor about this attempt was the writi... |
559,420 | 2,626,332 | 277,296 | 1 | A Horrible Disappointment . | After the blockbuster hits of the Mummy and the Mummy Returns , I thought , " They at least have an idea of what to do with the Scorpion King . " I was wrong . The reason this movie is pretty well universally disliked is because of the lone , simple fact that the story did not detail the legend itself that was highligh... |
558,648 | 2,626,332 | 85,636 | 1 | Dismally ignorant wannabe | This is more a " true " sequel to the idea behind the Halloween line than it is to Michael Meyers . However . . . Carpenter's intent was to have a fresh new movie each Halloween , each bearing the Halloween name and each with a new story and a new director . So based on his intent , this movie is the only " real " Hall... |
558,550 | 2,626,332 | 352,248 | 1 | Cinderella Man ? | This was a horrid , overdone , over-sentimentalized , over-written piece of garbage . Russell Crowe was terrible in this ! He came off like he was trying to prove something , and in so doing seemed to swagger across the screen one minute , and drunkenly waltz back , the next . His delivery of dialog was as plastic as a... |
558,711 | 2,626,332 | 120,380 | 1 | Weak , flaccid King remake | Trucks . Another faithful Stephen King adaptation that doesn't work . Compared to this work , Maximum Overdrive RAWKED ! ! It was a GREAT movie based on Stephen King's " Trucks . " Stephen King even wrote the screenplay for it which is a complete surprise to me , since I normally deTEST his screenplay translations / ad... |
558,588 | 2,626,332 | 54,777 | 1 | Boring , ignorant , lackluster affair | NOT to be confused with Universal's " Wolf Man " starring Lon Chaney , Jr . This was My first ( that I know of ) exposure to the Hammer Horrors . This has been billed as " the best of the Hammers . " If that's the case , I'm stunned at their popularity . I was not impressed with this movie at all . I was disappointed w... |
558,857 | 2,626,332 | 418,693 | 1 | Okay , They Get Kudos For Trying , But This Is Pathetic . | This is supposed to be a comedy , but it rolls more like a mock-umentary of ineptitude , insanity , and idiocy . Three men attempt to put together a piece of crap they think will be beautiful . It would be better if they had made a piece of crap that was just a piece of crap , but this is folded crap , which basically ... |
559,041 | 2,626,332 | 384,803 | 1 | El Chupra-Alien ? | This was a painful movie to watch . The acting makes you wince like fingernails over the top of your car . Heidi Fleiss was atrocious to the point of being criminal , the dialog was trifling and unorganized , and the " alien " was the same horrible cheesy crap-fest of a special effects career-breaker that was featured ... |
559,101 | 2,626,332 | 105,428 | 1 | Lost Opportunity | It Could Have Been A Marvelous Story Based On The Ancient Races Of Cat People , but it wasn't . This work could have been just that ; marvelous and replete with mythological references which kept my fascination fueled . The lead characters ( Charles Brady played by Brian Krause ; and his mother Mary , played by Alice K... |
558,645 | 2,626,332 | 312,528 | 1 | Dr . Evil In The Hat | Dog the Grinch if you must , but it was LIGHT YEARS ahead of this muddled mess ! ! They were so worried about Carrey coloring the role of the Cat in the Hat , that they hired an actor who has one basic personality which he dresses with different costumes . This was nothing more than Mike Meyer's " Dr . Evil " character... |
559,121 | 2,626,332 | 360,985 | 1 | $hamele$$ | I did not hate the actual featurette , what I hated was that it was only sold in addition to Shrek 1 , which everyone and his brother already owned , and had to buy again , just to get this 15-minute bridge into Shrek 2 . It was a shameless marketing ploy designed to shove a second copy of the original movie down the c... |
559,406 | 2,626,332 | 95,444 | 1 | Kill the Klowns from Outer Space ! ! ! PLEASE ! ! ! | This flick is filled with cheesy dialog , horrid direction , deplorable acting performances and the most inane script I've ever experienced . I fail to comprehend the cult following this flick has generated . This " work " is nothing short of absolute detritus . It doesn't even fall into the " Attack of the Killer Toma... |
558,712 | 2,626,332 | 297,120 | 1 | Two briquettes short of a barbecue . | I couldn't believe it ! They TOTALLY REWROTE the ending of Firestarter 1 , to accommodate this piece of trash ! The movie would've been fine . I would've even settled for Skye McCole Bartusiak shudders as a stand-in for Drew . Not that she could've ever hoped in a million years to fill her shoes . But to bastardize the... |
559,043 | 2,626,332 | 301,380 | 1 | People simply can't BE this stupid and still be allowed to walk around in public ! | The local video store where I have My membership has a section of self help , travel documentaries , religious ramblings , and so forth ; free for rental to the video store members . It was there I was first introduced to this video . I saw the title and I thought , " No way ! " and picked it up . Being Pagan , natural... |
559,409 | 2,626,332 | 323,246 | 1 | One of the worst " B " movies I've ever seen . | What can I say about " Midnight Mass ? " Well , the plot . . . wait . . . WAS there a plot ? I've dubbed a few movies " the worst , " but nothing I've ever seen ( aside from Brain Dead productions ) has ever come close to topping this crap-fest . It's one of those rare things that you have to see , to believe . The act... |
559,605 | 2,626,332 | 118,460 | 1 | The Fall of a Masterpiece ; The Death of a God | . : Major Spoilers : . The " Authorized " Version of The Shining : . Was a " Made-For-TV " movie done in 1997 to appease Stephen King's wounded ego over Stanley Kubrick's " unauthorized " movie version of his book , also entitled , " The Shining . " While faithful to the book , the remake was puerile and under-dramatiz... |
559,608 | 2,626,332 | 348,124 | 1 | Mournfully bad ! | This movie was about the worst of the Disney sequels . I've come to expect the next to crayon-drawing graphics , the total absence of background scenery , the complete loss of depth to the characters and the inane story lines from Disney sequels , but this one wins the old " Fickle Finger of Fate " award from Rowan & M... |
558,805 | 2,626,332 | 120,029 | 1 | Painful To Watch | I'm in the minority on this , but I really disliked this film . I generally like to watch Harland Williams . Typically , he's a fine straight man , but sometimes , his dry wit shows through . In Rocketman , however , he has allowed himself to be reduced to sophomoric antics worthy of any SNL reject ( and I say that wit... |
558,665 | 2,626,332 | 424,279 | 1 | Deplorable ! | What has become of the grandeur of Disney ? ! This is the worst CGI muck I've seen since the Hulk ! I can't imagine what the Disney Corporation was thinking in approving this disgusting display of amateurish CGI animation , except to make a buck . And yet , they went on and released it ? ! I'm virtually in shock that t... |
558,567 | 2,626,332 | 254,871 | 1 | Absolutely Wretched ! ! | This installment just didn't do it for me . The wonderfully rich , well-researched story line has gone to h3ll in a hand basket . The acting quality is not up to par and I find the whole production to be quite disappointing as a whole . It rips off Hellraiser with the " puzzle box " and a plethora of other movies . I r... |
559,293 | 2,626,332 | 102,585 | 1 | Not part of the series ; not a good movie . | As with many other pop-culture franchise series , this line just didn't know when to quit . Instead of leaving things as they were perfectly ended , they went on to generate this ; the first installment of this franchise to fall sorely short of the mark . This movie should never have happened . It was not intended for ... |
559,078 | 2,626,332 | 267,248 | 1 | Not the " sleeper hit " it was intended to be | Written and directed by Stephen Gaghan , this time-waster is quite obtuse in its intelligence . The characters wander around seemingly with no direction or idea what they are doing or where they are going . . . which is nowhere with THIS script . The screenplay attempted to be clever and edgy , but it failed miserably ... |
558,845 | 2,626,332 | 70,122 | 1 | Oh My Gods this is dismal ! | This travesty of a movie opens with a gay couple ( ? ) ( Don't get me wrong . I'm not anti-gay . I'm anti-bad movies . ) watching the most annoying kid in the whole world while he rides some idiotic-looking dolphin shaped paddle thingy on a lake ( ? ) . When the water begins to shimmer and drain , thereby endangering t... |
558,684 | 2,626,332 | 115,988 | 1 | Historically Inaccurate and Unevenly Fictionalized Tale of the Salem Witch Trials . | Having studied this period well , I was shocked to see the historical inaccuracies and fictionalized events this work attempted to tout as " true . " It is alarming to think that people actually attempt to learn their history from any religions or cinematic source ! What happened to the age when we all read and studied... |
559,149 | 2,626,332 | 78,767 | 1 | Because We Believed . . . | When this movie was first released in 1979 , I saw it in the theaters . It is not a bad little slice of the entertainment cheese , but it was unfortunate that they had to lie to make it hit . On the big screen , and at home ( alone hiding under the covers in my bed reading the book late at night ) , it was an immensely... |
559,044 | 2,626,332 | 76,786 | 1 | Dismally Wretched ! ! | As an absolute avid horror movie fan / buff , I had been directed to this movie over and over . This is one of the most highly praised ( if not THE most highly praised ) European horror movie of all time . Whenever anyone asks , " What horror movies are good ? What should I see ? " this movie is invariably in the eliti... |
559,326 | 2,626,332 | 375,731 | 1 | Detritus | Where do I start ? The box should have been enough to keep me away from this attempt , but I'd been taught early on not to judge a book ( or movie ) by its cover , so I ignored the disgusting graphic quality of the box and rented it anyway . But common sense should tell you that if they can't do a single still image pr... |
559,133 | 2,626,332 | 97,845 | 1 | How awful ! ! | Sorry Fulci fans , but I could not get through this one . The soundtrack was about as annoying as they come , the acting was puerile , the story has been done and done , and the direction was non-existent . Massacre honestly looked like a children's film project . But I've seen some of those , and they actually look be... |
559,603 | 2,626,332 | 94,074 | 1 | Sorry , slip-shod final act . sighs How . . . sad . | Where are the effects ? Nuclear Man has to be the lamest bad guy in a long sad history of comic strip bad guys , to grace the silver screen . And Jon Cryer ? Lenny should have been in a cage , not acting in a movie . Mariel Hemingway ? I admire her acting talents and truly believe she is a very under-rated and under-ap... |
559,490 | 2,626,332 | 268,978 | 1 | Total Garbage ! | This is another hit for Bettany , and another dialed-in crapfest from Crowe . I do NOT GET the adulation awarded this film by critics . The screenwriters have completely bastardized a better story . Just for the sake of correctness , Nash didn't invent game theory as this work attempts to claim . He came up with a noti... |
559,653 | 2,626,332 | 369,226 | 1 | Not Scary , Not Intelligent , Not Entertaining , Not . . . Anything ! | I know I'm in the minority , but . . . Uwe Boll is about as talented as a frog . Not even a toad ; just a frog . He's reminiscent of about a hundred other no-talent hacks who churn out one useless crap-fest after another . This movie ? Is a crap-fest . Slater's talent is only minimally utilized leading one to believe h... |
559,478 | 2,626,332 | 102,820 | 1 | Disgusting But With Good Performances | The performances rate better than the rating I've given this work , simply because I will not support a movie which shows any child or mentally challenged person how to obtain , cook , and inject narcotics into their bodies . This is a disgusting film , which serves no purpose in the world , but to glamorize and attemp... |
559,010 | 2,626,332 | 265,087 | 1 | Trash | I hate to say it , but this was about as bad as Big Momma's House 2 . If the comparison isn't apt , then I'll have to say that it's worse . The blending of a contemporary moron with a medieval setting isn't fun , or clever , or even amusing . It was just plain awful . This tried to be the average man's A Knight's Tale ... |
559,323 | 2,626,332 | 85,382 | 1 | The scariest thing about this movie was the BOX ! ! | Cujo is a Saint Bernard who is bitten by a rabid bat and contracts rabies himself . Tad Trenton and his mom , Donna , are having car problems , and in the face of Dad walking out on them , the poor things have to take the car to the mechanic's , all by themselves . ( If Mom hadn't been doing the handy man , that wouldn... |
559,392 | 2,626,332 | 497,116 | 1 | Idiotic . | Changes in global weather is a reality . What is NOT a reality is the dire predictions and unscientific data hawked by Gore . The New York Times has recently found that this work is alarmist in nature , and should be tempered with " real " science . We are likely to incur a 30 year cooling period beginning soon ( betwe... |
558,606 | 2,626,332 | 190,374 | 1 | Fantasy Flop . | Knowing some of the " inside story " with TSR , I will say this . . . 5 stars ( ) to the Corporate Martyrs who sacrificed for this movie to be made . Unfortunately for us fans of the game , it just impacts its failure all the more . I have always loved the game ; the role playing paper game , not the video game . I hav... |
559,568 | 2,626,332 | 349,063 | 1 | Typical low-brow , atrocious Brain Dead production . | This has to be one of the worst three films ever made . As a sequel to EvilMaker 1 ( which was no better , I assure you ) , the girl who survived tries to figure out what happened . . . She's clueless . She wanders around like no one could understand what was going on in the first one . All they needed was a kindergart... |
558,769 | 2,626,332 | 119,345 | 1 | I know what you should've done last summer . | I honestly do not understand the large following these movies enjoy . The acting , especially that of Ms . Hewitt , is amateurish , at best ; the plot is non-existent ; the direction was far below par ; and the " scares " are wholly lacking in effectiveness . Furthermore , the twists in what story there was , were so p... |
558,827 | 2,626,332 | 133,122 | 1 | Unsalvagable Detritus | Corporate raiders use any trick conceivable to lure a genius into their fold . . . oh , and to win . This was a rambling and unfocused tale with some mildly interesting plot elements , which suffer completely convoluted execution . Other than some nice camera angles and lighting details , there is nothing at all to red... |
558,691 | 2,626,332 | 119,416 | 1 | Positively ignorant . | This movie is an extremely uneven execution of a dark comedy . At least , it aspires to be a dark comedy , but honestly I am still waiting for the comedic parts . While it does have some good elements , they are completely lost in the horrid acting , tepid direction , and lame comedic attempts . The comedy is added as ... |
559,566 | 2,626,332 | 324,213 | 1 | My Gods ! What a sck-fest ! | Okay horror fans . The purists say to check out those dark obscure ponds rather than relying on mainstream to find the real " gems " of horror . Well if this is their idea of a gem , I'm not interested in fishing those dark obscure ponds anymore . This was worse than that Argento crap ! This was about the worst pile of... |
559,491 | 2,626,332 | 311,113 | 1 | Slow and Boring . If It Weren't For Bettany , This Wouldn't Be Worth Watching At All . | I'd like to give this a higher rating , if for no other reason than Paul Bettany's performance . He is exemplary here , and contributes a top notch performance . HIS Performance rates a . Billy Boyd was also a delight . This movie doesn't rate a rating . This was dull , boring , uneventful dreck , made as a vehicle whe... |
558,982 | 2,626,332 | 477,051 | 1 | What Can I Say ? | Okay , Mr . Murphy , we get it . By your choice of work of late , you seem to think that you have been shortchanged in terms of women , family , and life . Further , you seem to feel misunderstood as a father , as a man , and as a person . I don't know where this bitterness comes from , but in my opinion , it's ruined ... |
559,489 | 2,626,332 | 401,445 | 1 | Derivative | Yet another commonplace piece of detritus from Crowe . I did expect better from Ridley Scott , but after hearing what preview audiences thought of the film , I decided to go anyway to see how bad it really was . Frankly , the preview audiences ' reviews weren't strong enough to demonstrate just how bad this IS . It is ... |
558,952 | 2,626,332 | 379,217 | 1 | Art-house ? No , Just Drivel | I'm sure this was supposed to be an art-house film featuring groups of people and their impromptu conversations over cigarettes and coffee . What it IS , is a contrived piece of crap that made me long for my two hours back ! This is typical of Jarmusch and the trite , non-stylized crap he's passing off as art . There j... |
559,098 | 2,626,332 | 99,697 | 1 | Inferior rat movie | This movie was well done and took the short story to its farthest limits . But it still REEKED ! Sorry , but since " Willard " and Michael Jackson's " Ben , " I've had nothing for rat movies . The actors did the best they could with this type of scripting , the director must've been on some heavy medications or somethi... |
559,107 | 2,626,332 | 386,032 | 1 | Anti-American propaganda the Kremlin must surely be proud of . | I will endeavor not to critique Michael Moore , himself , although I may find it difficult to do that . Sicko is one man's attempt to convert America's views from private individualized health care to that of socialized medicine . That's it in a nutshell . This documentary is completely one-sided , shows not one degree... |
558,829 | 2,626,332 | 319,769 | 1 | Beautiful and Sad ? How About Just Sad . | AKA : Mondays In The SunI have no idea what I just watched . Three men wander aimlessly and drink , grousing about everything and at everyone in their path . This is supposed to be a drama , but what it is , is a total waste of film , without a single redeeming quality . I have read reviews touting the performances her... |
558,761 | 2,626,332 | 120,974 | 1 | Contributes NOTHING To This Society . | Not that everything on television will be uplifting , informative , or made for the family , but this is not so much a " show " as it is an exhibition of the most base demoralized miscreants in our world . If that entertains you , then more power to you . To me , it says that we have nothing whatsoever to do with our l... |
559,359 | 2,626,332 | 255,798 | 1 | Not fun , not amusing . Just plain stupid | I like Rob Schneider . He's funny to watch , but not anyone I would want to be friends with . He's funny in that " you love to see him kicked when he's down " kind of way . His characters are typically stupid , fluffy , superficial little annoyances as people , and portrayed way over the top . His presence was the only... |
559,008 | 2,626,332 | 185,937 | 1 | Everyone and Their Brother Has Raved About This , But . . . | As usual , I'm in the minority , but this was about THE WORST movie I've seen in a while . Spoofed now over the years by scores of other works , acclaimed by the Powers That Be , and praised to the heavens by the average movie goer , this work is THE single most overrated film in the history of film , second only to Su... |
558,686 | 2,626,332 | 105,527 | 1 | Horrid ! | The movie opens upon Julian Sands , lying on his back , a black kitten drooling blood into his awaiting mouth from where he holds it , about two feet above him . That was so provocative , and I thought , " Here we go ! A good vampire movie ! " And then it died . That was literally the only scene which captured any part... |
559,019 | 2,626,332 | 896,913 | 1 | Pretty Wretched | In comparison to the original work , this was so sadly lacking that it doesn't even really rate a review . The characters were redeveloped and recreated in a haphazard way such as to suggest that those responsible for this work not only did not SEE the original , but did not CARE TO SEE the original in any form . That'... |
558,794 | 2,626,332 | 361,498 | 1 | Pure Garbage | This was a total waste of film , time , resources , and . . . well , never mind , there WAS no talent . I don't know what this was trying for , except perhaps a rap musical , but it didn't work ! This was a totally disgusting display of a serious lack of talent , direction , and vision . It was worse than boring . It w... |
559,583 | 2,626,332 | 66,921 | 1 | Detestable Kubrick social commentary I hold in high disdain . | It seems to be very en-vogue to like this movie and have favorable things to say about it , but I care not for such status labels or the opinions of others concerning my tastes in movies . Therefore , I will speak my true thoughts on the subject of theater , since I have a solid background where movies are concerned . ... |
559,486 | 2,626,332 | 120,512 | 2 | Pretty Darned Bad | This was done towards the end of Jonathan Taylor Thomas's " cute " years , and was probably around the end of his childhood career . After this dreck , I can only hope he has spent the last 10 years concentrating on his education , and perhaps he can arrange a come back in his late twenties . Otherwise , this film stil... |
558,937 | 2,626,332 | 110,647 | 2 | I wanted to love it , but I can't even like it . | One of the main reasons this installment tanked is that it depends entirely on the second installment to bear it up . The problem with that is that the second installment was horrendous , so anything at all that depends upon it can not possibly be great . It could be better , but it can't be great . This isn't even bet... |
558,927 | 2,626,332 | 83,550 | 2 | SPOILERS ! But what's to spoil ? You've seen it all before . | First off , who'd BUY this house ? I am speaking , of course , of the house of the movie legends , not the house in reality because we all already know it was a lie . You know , in these movies , I don't understand why the family doesn't just get the Rocky Raccoon outta there ? Come on ! Would you stay if you KNEW it w... |
558,692 | 2,626,332 | 120,805 | 2 | Disturbing but amusing horror / comedy . | I had to stop and ask : Am I laughing because it's stupid ? or am I laughing because it's funny . That seems to be the dilemma . It took several viewings for me to determine the outcome of that quandary . While there are some excellent elements here , both in the genre of horror and comedy , the blend is terribly uneve... |
558,926 | 2,626,332 | 384,806 | 2 | I'm still in shock they had the nerve to do this . . . | Okay , as far as movies go , I was entertained . I was not amused , nor was I frightened , because we all know it's just a bullsht lie , but I was entertained . As my love reminds me , this IS a movie review and not a review of the situation , so I will say that the effects were great , the story was nicely-paced , and... |
558,943 | 2,626,332 | 240,683 | 2 | All in all , this sucked pretty hard . | This was so well made , to be so horrible . I'm conflicted over this M4TV fare . About as conflicted as the movie was with itself . It was the content with which I had the problem . This is one convoluted one-sided mess of a biopic . I cannot agree with this version of the " truth , " nor did I find it entertaining . I... |
559,591 | 2,626,332 | 120,657 | 2 | Occasionally gritty but boring throughout | This is one of over-compensating attempts which tries so very hard , and goes over the top . It so wanted to be a blockbuster ticket-seller , but in its attempt , it really just left the audience feeling deflated , as if all the life had been sucked out of you just for having watched this long , boring mess . Now don't... |
558,790 | 2,626,332 | 68,473 | 2 | Exploitation In Disguise | Classed along with Craven's Last House On The Left , this honestly should have been entitled Last Applachian On The Left , in its attempts at exploitation of the " standard " American male . However , its elevation of a classic stereotype-that of the hillbilly ( or , if you prefer , Appalachian American ) it cheapens i... |
558,568 | 2,626,332 | 254,872 | 2 | OMGs ! wretches | This and the third installment of this series , were directed by Chris Angel , a guy who has done absolutely nothing else in his life but 3 other unheard-of , horrid movies . ' Nuff said ? Yeah . I thought so . This reeked just as bad as the third one . Okay , honestly , it was a TEENY bit better , but this really was ... |
559,574 | 2,626,332 | 295,700 | 2 | I think I made a wrong turn at the video store . | Okay . We get it . The inhabitants of the Appalachian Mountains of the eastern United States are inbred , ugly , deformed little monkeys who also happen to be cannibalistic back-woodsmen capable of immortality and legendary feats of strength . How wonderfully ignorant . If only because everyone says how good it is , wa... |
558,919 | 2,626,332 | 295,925 | 2 | THIS overrated flick is crap and will always BE crap . | I realize that Agatha Christie does not legally own the Orient Express , but I have to say that if THIS crap-fest is any indication , cinematically , she owns it outright . But even without factoring this against Christie's Murder On The Orient Express , this film is pure detritus . This is about a terrorist and the ce... |
559,384 | 2,626,332 | 111,301 | 2 | This Is Just Terrible . The Video Game Movie Even Casual Fans Hated ! | This is probably one of the worst ( of many bad ) films spun by Jean-Claude Van Damme over the years of his feigning stardom . This screenplay was written obviously by someone with no knowledge of the game , no sense of timing , no feeling for continuity , no love of martial arts , and no understanding of the basics fo... |
559,228 | 2,626,332 | 286,716 | 2 | So much potential ; so little value . . . | This is a prime example of what not to do with CGI . I found the movie itself to be very good ; entertaining , well written , inspiringly directed , professionally portrayed , and creatively conceived . But the CGI Hulk monster killed the entire production , for me . This brings us back to the already old issue of CGI ... |
559,614 | 2,626,332 | 115,963 | 2 | Unenlightened horror fluff . | Fairuza Balk's performance in this movie was wonderful . The movie , as far as horror movies go , was quite enjoyable and entertaining while maintaining a level of tension which was not relieved by the few spots of well-placed humor . As a movie called , " The Craft ; " however , this movie was a low blow to all Pagans... |
559,009 | 2,626,332 | 109,275 | 2 | Horrible , Even For A Horror Sequel | One thing about horror movies , is that the sequels are either so bad they make you want to hurl , or they blow the original out of the water . I've got to say that they usually do NOT best their originals . Why they would make a M4TV sequel to this , I have NO idea , but it was a BAD IDEA ! Where the original wasn't a... |
558,815 | 2,626,332 | 880,578 | 2 | Completely Twisted and Disgusting | This is one of those films that makes me fear for the outcome of the human race , at large . I cannot see a reason for making a film such as this . It is the epitome of human exploitation , raping of the criminal justice system , and puts in question the humanity of society at large . The acting is superb , and the dir... |
559,216 | 2,626,332 | 256,555 | 2 | Not Brilliant , Not Inspired , Not Creative , Just Nauseating | I would respect this show much more if they got rid of Mike Galanos . Mike Galanos is what's wrong with CNN and HLN with is alarmist reporting . He needs his prissy little sense of antiquated morality updated and upgraded with a strong dose of reality . Where was this guy raised ? In Victorian era England ? I rather do... |
559,307 | 2,626,332 | 175,142 | 2 | Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large crowds . | That was the sentiment I experienced while waiting in line for this movie . It isn't clever or witty . There is nothing intelligent to be found within . It parodies practically every horror movie ever made , and those left out will undoubtedly be picked up with the subsequent sequels . I won't bother naming them , as i... |
558,828 | 2,626,332 | 120,142 | 2 | Pretty Lame | The characters herein are stretched so thin as to fail to engender any level of caring whatsoever . Further , the premise is so overdone as to negate any and all success they may have had with it . I'm not a basketball fan , but it's a Sunday afternoon , and for lack of any other new flicks to watch , we decided to giv... |
559,355 | 2,626,332 | 305,224 | 2 | Interesting but conflicted anti-comedy | Buddy Rydell is Adam Sandler's anger management counselor . Adam Sandler is a happy go lucky guy who is the victim of circumstances , uptight snobbish little preppy larvae , and a ludicrous court system . Buddy completely destroys Sandler's life , completely humiliates him , and then acts like he can't be bothered . By... |
559,470 | 2,626,332 | 85,384 | 2 | Greed is no reason to make a mockery of a cherished icon ! | For some reason , people seem to have a problem differentiating this movie from Trail of the Pink Panther . At any rate , this work does nothing but serve to remind us how sad the world is without Peter Sellers in it . They brought back the same old favorites from Trail ( Dreyfus , Cato , Litton , etc . ) , but they in... |
559,193 | 2,626,332 | 331,508 | 2 | Dreck | I cannot believe this movie has earned a 4 . 4 here at IMDb . At that rate , it's entirely overrated . The musical score and sound effects are so cheesy , they will drive a crazy person sane ! The animation is cheap and unskilled , and the story itself is regurgitated garbage from a million other works . The voice over... |
559,102 | 2,626,332 | 106,156 | 2 | Deplorable attempt | Yet Another Prime Example Of What NOT To Do To A Stephen King NovelThis was not the best Stephen King novel to begin with , but I enjoyed the depth of character and the intricate detailing of small town life in Maine . The character development was exemplary and the writing of this novel was very well done . The premis... |
558,836 | 2,626,332 | 430,304 | 2 | Pretty Awful | This is definitely a nominee for the Razzies , and the worst 100 list here at IMDb . The premise is pretty lame to begin with , but the uneven mix makes it all the more unbearable . It's the mob versus the ghetto in this particularly horrid action / comedy featuring a story which makes the Ernest movies look like art-h... |
559,445 | 2,626,332 | 71,233 | 2 | The Blood Of These Whores Is . . . . KILLING ME ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! | There are few movies in the Cinemaverse , which can top the detritus of Andy Warhol , and I mean that , in the reverse . His films were the worst kind of popular tripe , the dialog so bad that it equates unintentional camp , the sets so cheesy that most of his works were filmed in someone's garage . And then there's An... |
559,630 | 2,626,332 | 117,372 | 2 | Boring , Unintelligent Drivel | Denzell Washington and Witney Houston , and THIS was the best they could do ? An unintelligent and unintentional remake of the Bishop's Wife ? ! This was a boring , dull , plodding , and unenlightened mess . I have to write 10 lines of text , but that's about all there is to say about this train wreck . The movie was c... |
559,154 | 2,626,332 | 329,717 | 2 | Obvious , blatant info-mercial for Indiana Jones 4 ! ! ! | Okay . So Harrison Ford , who is now in his early 60's as of this writing , is planning on doing another Indiana Jones sequel . Indiana Jones 4 , which is replete with problems , postponements , and a problematic script . But is he still capable of pulling off the lead in an action / adventure ? If " Hollywood Homicide... |
559,284 | 2,626,332 | 285,531 | 2 | Positively Dismal ! | This movie was a great disappointment . It is absolutely atrocious ! As an adaption , it was the worst thing done since the Made For TV version of " The Shining ! " Dudditz's character was weak , the supporting cast was a huge lump of no-talent brainless freaks and the " alien / monster " at the end defied all reason .... |
558,580 | 2,626,332 | 974,583 | 2 | There is very little to like herein . | This Sci-Fi original is littered with the worst stereotypes , really really BAD acting , and Ian Reed Kesler's moobs . ( man-chest ) Oy the moobs ! His chest is actually more ample than either of the gals ' . And this poor unfortunate actually appears on screen without a shirt ! I hope they paid him well for this publi... |
558,891 | 2,626,332 | 124,298 | 3 | Not delightful , just kind of sad . | As an unintentional ( hopefully ) remake of Marty Feldman's 1980 film , " In God We Trust , " I couldn't help but feel that I'd seen it all before . This work features a cloistered innocent , let loose in the contemporary world , and the misadventures which ensue . This has been touted as " delightful , " but I found t... |
559,474 | 2,626,332 | 63,135 | 3 | Not Good . Not Because Sellers Isn't Clouseau , But Just Because It's Not Good ! | Many reviewers claim this production stinks because Sellers isn't in it . Okay , those are the Sellers fans . But fans of the Pink Panther series ( rather than die-hard Sellers fans ) may not have minded so much that it wasn't Sellers in the driver's seat so much , had the movie not been a completely disgusting spectac... |
558,847 | 2,626,332 | 59,346 | 3 | Laughable . | This film has been touted as " under-rated , " and a " lost gem " in many reviews over the years , but I have to say that this one belongs in the sole domain of the MST3K guys . There is very little plot / story line . The monsters only receive the most cursory treatment as the humans in the movie upstage the Big G . P... |
558,564 | 2,626,332 | 398,808 | 3 | I Don't Understand the Point . . . MAJOR SPOILERS | This movie was WAY too heavy and sad for little children , and yet , there was little in the way of adult entertainment to be found here , so I don't " get " who their target audience . . . was ? Disney should have known better than to allow the dark storyline . The lead character is killed ? ! I'm sure most parents ha... |
558,660 | 2,626,332 | 422,778 | 3 | Such a Sad Statement of Muppet Affairs . . . The Weakest Of The Muppet Line | Jim , Jim , wherefore art thou , Jim ! I have to say this was the first time I was genuinely disappointed by any Muppet movie . This was nothing more than a tribute to the next little pop star , Ashanti , and it made it feel like a selling out of all things Muppet . This work was pretty weak , the adaptation itself was... |
559,175 | 2,626,332 | 120,738 | 3 | Too Much Fluff , Too Many Distractions , and Little Else . | Gary Oldman is about the most enjoyable thing associated with this work , but the performance of Jack Johnson . They are both quite wonderful in this film . The story was decent , but the execution of the story was convoluted . In spite of that , the main problem is casting . I mean . . . Heather Graham ? She's good fo... |
559,130 | 2,626,332 | 91,474 | 3 | Red Dragon was way way better . | As the much-touted initial installment of the " Hannbal Lecter " series , this movie really did not impress me . Again , I stand against the flow of the mighty river that is public opinion , but I felt the portrayal by Cox as " Leckter " was shallow , superficial , and otherwise lacked the intensity generated by Anthon... |
558,772 | 2,626,332 | 212,985 | 3 | Nothing above mediocre . | This is a sad , multi-million-dollar extravaganza of Ridley Scott and his poorest exhibition of standard Hollywood fare . With a budget of $87 million , you would think . . . or rather , hope . . . that more could be done to further the masterpiece of the original , " Silence of the Lambs . " Unfortunately , the subjec... |
559,229 | 2,626,332 | 315,327 | 3 | Beats you over the head with dogmatic religious ramblings . | Carrey vs . Stewart . Is this an attempt at a modernized remake of " It's A Wonderful Life ? " Bruce is a schmuck reporter who has blown every chance he's ever had , until he finally cracks and starts yelling at his deity of choice to do a better job . Since he feels he's got a good bead on what " god " should do to ma... |
559,217 | 2,626,332 | 1,342,705 | 3 | Just Awful | I don't like this show . Her show comes before Nancy Grace , and she either cannibalizes Nancy's topics before she can come on the air , or she chooses something wholly uninteresting ; something I'm so disconnected from that I'm wondering WHO is producing this thing ? ! This show is out of touch and out of step , and f... |
558,934 | 2,626,332 | 93,854 | 3 | Return to Horror H3LL | This conflicted little movie's plot surrounds a frustrated DoP and Screenwriter who goes up against a would-be director who turns their art-house psychological thriller script into the worst form of splatter / exploitation drivel . The only star of mention was George Clooney , and he dies soon into the movie ! Now , wh... |
559,549 | 2,626,332 | 58,700 | 3 | Uninspired drivel | Too bad Morgan didn't have a flame thrower . I'm a bit conflicted about this movie . The use of Zombie-pires just . . . Well , let's suffice it to say these are neither vampires of legend , nor zombies . They are some mixed up criss-cross of the two . At least , you can see where " 28 Days " originated . This is suppos... |
559,356 | 2,626,332 | 162,222 | 3 | Unintentional comedy | This was one of those epic dramas that goes so far over the top , it ends up folding in on itself . We were supposed to be engrossed with his trials and tribulations , feeling empathy for his plight , but all we could do was laugh . Every thing which went awry just made it all the more amusing . And at the climax , whe... |
558,993 | 2,626,332 | 329,774 | 3 | Below Average Rapper Crap | Some say you can't judge a movie by its box office take . And for the most part , that is true . I've seen many worthy films , which never made back their budgets , let alone advertising dollars . However , in this case , the box office equates the performance and the worth of this work . Budget : $87M ( estimated ) Gr... |
558,871 | 2,626,332 | 95,889 | 3 | Kryste on a Krutch , but this is a dismal sequel ! | This stinks . First of all , the family that we've come to love , is no more . Carol Anne is living with an aunt and uncle ( Tom Skerritt ? ! and Nancy Allen ! ? - Carrie , 1976-Chris Hargensen ) . Carol Anne's cousin , Donna played by Lara Flynn Boyle ( a terribly sorry replacement for Dana's character ) , was about a... |
558,819 | 2,626,332 | 765,476 | 3 | Okay , So Now You're Trying To Say That Others Are Making Your Decisions For You ? | Why take a minute to bother with a screenplay ? Or clever innovations , or even going back to the basics with that Beverly Hills Cop sequel that's been stuck in production Hades for ( how long ? ) ever ? Really , why bother , when there are scripts like THIS masterputz floating around Hollywood ? The two " stolen " ide... |
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