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There was this big pink and black thing drove right in front of me . . . .
Hot rods and gila monsters ! - now there's a mix that absolutely demands attention . " The Giant Gila Monster " opens ominously enough with sinister music but quickly turns into " At the Hop " , at a pace that is repeated enough times in the movie to keep you off balance . It's difficult to get a fix on just how monstr...
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Activate the gravity field !
One of the first revelations that this was going to be a fun camp film was it's setting in the way distant future of 1980 , replete with space age jargon and a goal to find out what's been happening to prior lost space missions . I found myself making comparisons between " The Phantom Planet " and the TV Series " Star ...
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From this spot there's only one direction you can go , and that's South .
I first became aware of " Santa Claus Conquers The Martians " when I saw the Dell Comic Book adaptation of the movie . That was about a dozen years ago , so when this film showed up on the Mill Creek / Tree Line compilation of fifty sci-fi classics , it was the capstone to an outrageous mix of mostly goofy flicks that ...
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Me heap big Indian Chief , make Pow-Wow !
If Richard Simmons had been part of the cast , this could have easily passed for an extended episode of ' Sergeant Preston of the Yukon ' , the Alaskan style TV Western of the late 1950's . The story dealt with a quartet of villains after a cache of valuable animal furs , but manages to sidetrack into a badly cliché ri...
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Leisurely hunter have time to stalk prey , but hunter in haste must set trap .
It's not clear to me what the trap is that's suggested by the title of this film , other than Charlie Chan's instruction to Sergeant Reynolds ( Kirk Alyn ) to guard the distance between a Malibu beach house and a nearby cabana . You know Charlie Chan is in for a rough investigation when it involves nine women , soon to...
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Go , make your war .
Right out of the gate , it probably would have been best if this film came with a warning to sit back and view it as the work of fiction that it is , rather than try to figure out which elements may or may not have been historically accurate . As it is , I'm ready to dismiss it entirely as a contrived piece of movie ma...
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Looks like somebody's getting rid of somebody , huh Captain ?
After delivering supplies to a desolate but inhabited island , Captain Thorne Sherman ( James Best ) wisely decides that with a threatening hurricane about to make landfall , it would make sense to stick around at least for one night until things blow over . However Dr . Marlowe Craigis ( Baruch Lumet ) and his daughte...
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I'm seein ' it . and I'm feelin ' it , but I don't believe it !
My summary line above pretty much says it all about " Muscle Beach Party " , and quite honestly I think , for the entire beach movie genre . Not that I'm an expert , the only other one I've seen is " Beach Blanket Bingo " , but it strikes me that this is the kind of film that's fascinating in the same kind of way as a ...
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My gosh , he get away !
By now I've seen most of John Wayne's Westerns for Lone Star Productions , and this one so far ranks just above " The Lawless Frontier " as the poorest of the bunch . Interestingly they were made back to back in 1934 in about the middle of the run , both directed by Robert North Bradbury . Plot points and continuity di...
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Never mind my inefficiency , you just watch your step .
Tom Bryant ( Johnny Mack Brown ) and his sidekick Burt Pennypacker ( Fuzzy Knight ) are headed to Bullion City to open a newspaper business , but before getting established , they find themselves up against a crooked sheriff who's been staging robberies in the territory with his outlaw deputies . When a large gold ship...
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I want to believe that I'm out of my mind John , but I can't .
Oh boy ! , this is one of the best bad movies you'll ever see , with elements of horror and sci-fi blending together to produce a cult classic . It's got one of those ' warning from outer space ' themes , complete with invisible aliens who make their point with Earthlings by taking over dead bodies and wreaking havoc a...
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We gotta finish like we began - together !
Well now , here's a crackerjack idea - let's rob the bank where I work , turn ourselves in the next day , do the time , and when we get out , get the money and live happily ever after . This might have worked if a little more thought was put into it , but instead what you have is a pretty lame story that fails on just ...
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Ace , you were cold decked by that gambler in Nevada , and he's deader now than my Aunt Emma's hopes of matrimony .
As the film's title suggests , the famed aces and eights poker hand plays a role in the outcome of the story , but this time it's not a murder . Cowboy star Tim McCoy portrays Gentleman Tim Madigan , a card sharp who's not above a little bottom dealing himself . His reputation is so renowned that posters warn other gam...
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As long as there is need , there'll be Sons of Hercules .
I don't know about you , but the first appearance of Anthar ( Kirk Morris ) and his mute friend seemed a bit disturbing , adding fuel to the argument that the genre has a special appeal for gay audiences . Their attire , if it can be called that , looks like over-sized diapers , and speaking from a non prurient perspec...
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I know that you're strong enough to crush me , but it's worth the risk .
There was a period of time in the 1960's when I OD'd on films in the Hercules genre , as if there even was such a thing . Steve Reeves was the best of course , and his films were fairly watchable . Reg Park was a reasonable substitute , and then you got down to all those beefcake Maciste's portrayed by guys with two fi...
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From now on , our policy is to crusade against vice !
Well the title is a lot more suggestive than the story ever gets to be . The most exploitative this flick ever gets is showing a half dozen or so young girls in their undies , and they didn't seem to mind all that much . The trigger for the plot occurs right at the outset with a botched kidnap attempt ( the girl was wa...
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I'm an oceanographer , the ocean is my business , day or night .
Released in 1956 , " The Phantom From 10 , 000 Leagues " may have been trying to capitalize on the Creature From the Black Lagoon trilogy ( 1954-1956 ) . There's no time wasted here , the " phantom " makes his first appearance within fifteen seconds of the film's beginning to claim it's first victim . Washed ashore , t...
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An appropriate name for this film .
The Forgotten doesn't play fair with it's audience , it starts out as one kind of movie and ends up another . The first half treats us to what appears to be a very suspenseful mystery and psychological drama , then it spirals downhill into a sci-fi movie . Looking back on the film , we are given a hint of what's to c...
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We'll fly following a hyperbolic trajectory .
No space monsters , no death rays , no strange alien beings . Perhaps I've been conditioned by too many cheesy sci-fi and horror films of the ' s era , but " First Spaceship on Venus " is simply so boring that it overrides the few inventive elements that it otherwise contains . There is one humorous idea though that st...
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It might be a good idea Sir , to phone the police .
So , does anybody know who killed Caleb Delthern and Winstead Comstock ? The newspaper headline stated that ' Amateur Criminologist , Granston , Solves Baffling Case ' . Maybe they should have let the viewer in on the little secret . Are we supposed to believe the butler did it ? Maybe Charlie Chan should have been alo...
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As the outcast and the black gorilla met , the jungle vibrated with their wild battle cry .
Did you ever play that game where someone starts a story and then turns it over to the next person to carry it forward , and so on ? Well that looks pretty much how " The White Gorilla " was put together , with this requirement - each story teller has to introduce a new person , and must include either a lion or an ele...
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Go get ' em .
You know , I must have missed something here because this story just didn't make much sense . During the Civil War , Union Colonel Pembroke ( James Coburn ) surrenders his position at Fort Holman to Rebel forces , and once court martialed , makes an offer to Major Charles Ballard to take the fort back with a handful of...
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I like to have you and my other enemies together so I can see what you're all doing .
One shot , 2 bullets , no gun - that's the common denominator in three separate murders being investigated by Charlie Chan in Mexico City . The motive for the murders is a set of research notes and a formula for an atomic bomb which the killer is after . Adding to the mystery is the fact that there are no rifling marks...
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I don't like to have to thank somebody too many times .
This is a fairly obtuse Western , filmed altogether too dark and muddy that comes complemented by circus trapeze artists , midget clowns and dancing girls . There's also the hint of a homosexual flavor peppered throughout , with two shaggy males dancing cheek to cheek in an opening scene , and glistening male torsos sw...
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When life is suspended , time has no meaning at all .
Frozen Alive plays it straight throughout it's eighty minute running time , and that might be it's biggest downside . With no pseudo scientific jargon to camp it up and little in the way of action , the film offers an early look at the field of cryogenics with a slight detour into a murder mystery . Dr . Frank Overto...
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All right Mumbo Jumbo , bring the Fraulein with us .
I went into " White Pongo " cold , preferring not to read the DVD sleeve to get a hint of the story . Lo and behold , it's another in a long line of gorilla films that found popularity in the 1940's , that perhaps thought it could enrich itself with a name no one had ever heard of before or since . Pongo rhymes with Co...
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I hope you get bit by a rattlesnake !
I'd have to say that this was a little embarrassing for the ' King of the Cowboys ' ; made in 1948 , the picture came out a decade after Roy Rogers ' earliest pictures in which he had a starring role . Roy's character comes off as a bit clueless in this one , along with his female co-star Jane Frazee , who alternates h...
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You stuck your nose in the wrong place once too often . . .
Here's a curious little programmer from Monogram Pictures , probably the best known of the Poverty Row studios of the 1930's . The basis of the story has to do with the testing of a newly invented device in the form of a glass tube operated by radio that was designed to control a passenger ship . The gizmo is classifie...
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I wouldn't send any man's soul where your's is going without a chance .
Young Asa Knox is taken away from his surviving family by an outlaw after his father is killed . Mrs . Knox heads back to St . Joseph , Missouri with her other son Clint . The Knox family's original destination was California during the glory days of the Gold Rush , so for the math to work , the Knox boys would have ju...
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. . . in the jungle , you're not always given a second chance .
Gee , what would have possessed Jungle Jim ( Johnny Weissmuller ) to take on a hippo , and under water no less ? That's one of the offerings in ' The Forbidden Land ' , as the jungle hero aids an anthropologist seeking the fabled Land of Giant People . When a couple of the ' giants ' actually appear for the first time ...
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Just one thing Jason , rifles and women don't mix .
Nor apparently , do rifles and Comanches , as the Indians are shown to be willing to fight and kill for them , or conversely , are willing to fight and kill once they have them . I couldn't help thinking while watching , as another viewer commented on this board , that here was a half century early preview of the polit...
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Tonight my dear Maxwell , I'm ready to try my experiment on a human .
I've never been at a loss to describe a film , but this time I think I've met my match . With no idea of what I was in for , " Maniac " managed to turn a mere fifty one minutes into a hallucinogenic experience without the drugs . With lines like " What I want is a victim with a shattered heart " , and " What was IN tha...
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Oh for goodness sake , I do love murder trials , don't you ?
Jerry Mason ( John Wayne ) is fresh out of college and has sought out old friend Jake Benson ( George pre " Gabby " Hayes ) . Together they open up a blacksmith shop , but wind up prospecting a gold strike after following up on a quartz nugget removed from a lame horse's hoof . Their mining work allows them to while aw...
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I didn't get you into this to get yourself killed .
The Man From Utah opens with a singing cowboy strumming a guitar on horseback . This is how we're introduced to John Weston ( John Wayne ) , heading into town and looking for work . When he helps Marshal Higgins ( George pre-Gabby Hayes ) foil a bank robbery with his fancy shooting , the marshal offers him an underco...
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You have beaten my wife and she's gone off with another man ; you are a dirty dog .
I'll have to admit that I'm at a disadvantage here ; when I learn more about a film from other reviewers than from watching it myself , then that's a problem . Although the plot of " The Man Who Knew Too Much " seems generally straightforward , the movie allows too many cryptic elements to get in the way of what could ...
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Now you just sit tight Mr . Stevens , the gorilla will get you over our dead bodies .
A newspaper headline in an opening scene states " Police Claim Gorilla a Professional Killer " . When a wealthy businessman is threatened with a note tied to a rock and thrown through his window , Walter Stevens ( Lionel Atwill ) hires on the Ritz Brothers to protect him . By the time the story is over , the film will ...
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Well , we might as well get outta here .
There's just enough of a story and an almost sensible scientific rationale to the proceedings to make " Attack of the Giant Leeches " an entertaining hour , though it IS offset by cheesy monster costumes reminiscent of DC Comics ' Starro the Conqueror . When the philandering wife ( Yvette Vickers ) of a saloon owner di...
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Skipper , this isn't gorilla country !
Having just watched the Jungle Jim adventure " The Lost Tribe " with it's wild gorilla finale , I was a whole lot better prepared for this one with the word ' Gorilla ' actually in the title . Unexpectedly though , the apes were revealed to be men in gorilla suits , in a scheme to loot the lost gold treasure of Shalaka...
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Thank you , but I'm never coming back .
I was rather surprised to see the IMDb overall rating of 7 . 0 for " Carnival of Souls " at the time of my posting ; the film for me straddles the line between pretentious and artsy . The lone survivor of a car driven off a bridge wanders out of the river in shock , only to be viewed in the next scene preparing to take...
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Some men are like books written in a strange language , and that makes it awfully hard to read them .
Daddy Chris Morrell ( John Wayne ) is the guardian of a young Indian girl who stands to inherit fifty thousand dollars , whether or not her rightful father is ever found . Bad guy Sam Black wants that money , and is hot on the trail of Morrell and the girl . The action takes place in Snake River , used as the locale ...
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I think we should see what I look like under the fluoroscope !
What a travesty of movie ratings injustice - a 2 . 1 on the IMDb scale as I write this . Folks , this is a lot closer to a 3 . 0 , I'll even go out on a limb and say 4 . 0 where I've put it . Come on - how can you have a movie about a net of static electricity surrounding the earth and alien amorphic cell structures , ...
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My friends , we cannot keep this a secret any longer . . .
OK , let's get this whole ' worst movie ever made ' business out of the way real quick - Plan 9 is NOT . Not when " Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet " , " The Incredible Petrified World " , and " She Gods of Shark Reef " all occupy a space on this planet . I've been giving this a lot of thought , and for my money , a m...
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I'd say she was contemplating a voyage .
I strongly disapprove of a film where I have to rewind to understand what's going on , especially if the person I've just seen murdered shows up again in her bedroom writing in her diary . It's all part of a pill addled nightmare sequence experienced by Chuck Scott ( Robert Cummings ) , newly hired chauffeur to gangste...
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Naughty , naughty , don't ask me too many questions .
The only other reviewer at the time of my posting states that the quality of his VHS transfer was excellent , while my ' remastered ' DVD print is about as second rate as they come . A lot of jump cuts and missed dialog however doesn't hurt the flow of the story all that much , but even so , what you're left with it ar...
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You have the back of a toad and the venom of a snake .
I'm not a devotee of these action kung fu flicks , but every once in a while they're a neat change of pace . This one is almost entirely fighting from start to finish between a core trio of antagonists , Master Ma , Little Fatty and Chun Wu . Little Fatty appears to be the central character , owing his martial arts abi...
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Just at the present time I find horse tradin ' most interestin ' .
In a case of mistaken identity , Tex Ritter is arrested for murder and horse theft , but with the situation grim , there's still plenty of time for a handful of tunes that are actually pretty good for a Western as early as this one . Qualifying that , it's Ray Whitley and his Range Ramblers that provide the quality ent...
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When this ship sails , death sails on her .
Reading some of the positive posts on this film leads me to wonder whether I watched the same movie . There's probably only one reason to catch this picture , that being the presence of Bela Lugosi . However with the bad editing of what survives in the American release of " Phantom Ship " , even Lugosi's performance ra...
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Let's see if we can make the little rascal talk .
For all intents and purposes this is another in a string of Jungle Jim adventure movies , except that Johnny Weissmuller appears in this one using his own name . Most of the typical JJ scenarios are presented except for Weissmuller wrestling some hapless stuffed animal or underwater blow up creature . Otherwise it's pr...
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Hostel or Hustle , you decide .
This type of horror fare is not my usual cup , but based on other viewers positive raves , I felt compelled to give it a try . Not without some trepidation did I purchase my ticket for what I felt would be a squeamish couple of hours . I don't know anything about director Eli Roth , but with Quentin Tarantino's name at...
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You must produce the goddess , if you fail , you die !
This is the kind of movie I usually delight in making fun of , but I'll hold back a bit in deference to one of my three childhood fictional heroes ( the others - Superman and The Lone Ranger ) . I'm sure the film makers tried hard to put together a serious picture , but the result was somewhat dubious . The best I can ...
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Seems to me , I smell somethin ' that should be buried , smelly like a polecat .
Since adding the Encore Western Channel to my cable TV lineup I've been overdosing on that particular genre , so I thought I'd take a break to check out a four disc , twenty movie DVD package I picked up from Mill Creek Entertainment . It's called ' Cult Classics ' , and the title that immediately called out to me was ...
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Well listen , I'd match him with an ape if the customers could tell them apart .
Swing Your Lady may not offer Humphrey Bogart his strangest role ( for that , try 1939's " The Return of Doctor X " ) , but it sure is his goofiest . Bogey is wrestling promoter Ed Hatch , heading up an entourage that includes his protégé Joe Skopapoulos ( Nat Pendleton ) , trainers Popeye Bronson ( Frank McHugh ) an...
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You can never tell what you're gonna run into at four o'clock in the morning .
Someone , somewhere , at some time must have thought this was a pretty good idea for a picture . But come on , even with the back drop of Cold War hysteria and all those ' duck and cover ' air raid drills back in grammar school , this is one sorry effort . I keep thinking about the character of Deputy Dan Colter ( Seam...
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I never seen him before , but he can sure sling lead !
By the time " Whirlwind Horseman " came out , Ken Maynard was well past his prime as a major cowboy star , winding down his career with movies for Grand National and Colony Pictures . Here , Maynard wears one of the biggest good guy white hats going , as he tries to get to the bottom of a ' sudden burst of lawlessness ...
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There's something corrupt going around my pants and I just can't seem to locate it .
Dead Man's Gulch is the locale for this Marx Brothers western spoof , and whoever holds the deed to the town at the end of the show is a rich man . As you can imagine , the deed itself is up for grabs , and changes hands any number of times before the grand finale . Groucho is S . Quentin Quale , in turn hoodwinked and...
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Hey , are you the Three Meskeeters ?
What got my attention right out of the gate was how young the principles were in this early Three Mesquiteers outing - Robert Livingston , Ray Corrigan and Max Terhune , the trio that participated in the most number of films as the title characters . " Roarin ' Lead " was only the third film in the series that eventual...
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Hey Rocky , couldn't we rig up a space anchor for Placida and call the whole thing off ?
Take your best shot at " Crash of Moons " , but I found the film to be fairly entertaining , with some unique story elements and special effects that come off as pretty original for the mid 1950's . I've been overdosing on sci-fi films of the era recently , and must say that it's a lot better than some of the space tur...
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I'm beginning to smell a rat !
The Red River Land and Irrigation Company is experiencing sabotage at a number of their project dams , so Gene Autry hires on to investigate the trouble . Smiley Burnette's on hand as Gene's sidekick Frog Millhouse , but this isn't one of his pictures where you get to hear that distinctive frog voice . That's OK , as G...
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Well now , that's a freak of nature to behold .
A young Sam Sutter ( Stewart Petersen ) sets out to rescue his older sister , captured by a trio of Indian braves at the Sutter homestead while they were the only two there . Apparently , Sam is motivated by an earlier conversation with Charlotte ( Jewel Blanch ) , who with Bible firmly in hand , declared that she woul...
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In a few minutes madame , you shall see a miracle you shall not believe .
In the tradition of 1958's " The Fly " with Vincent Price comes the female version known as " The Wasp Woman " , produced and directed by Roger Corman . With opening and closing credits enhanced by a swarming hive , the film is another in a long succession of creature features that offers a scientific experiment gone h...
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Words fail to express my contempt for this court !
Kids in Westerns were fairly common as far back as the 1930's , but it's always surprising to me when a youngster is killed or allowed to die like you find here in " Santa Fe Stampede " . Young Julie Carson ( Genee Hall ) and her father Dave ( William Farnum ) are snuffed by henchmen of Santa Fe Junction's mayor , Gilb...
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The best place to hide something is where everyone can see it .
Sherlock Holmes ( Basil Rathbone ) and Dr . Watson ( Nigel Bruce ) are men out of time in this World War II era mystery , centered on the development of an advanced bomb sight by Dr . Franz Tobel ( William Post Jr . ) . The invention will give England an edge in the conflict , however Tobel is intent on mass producing ...
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You run from the truth .
If as I've read , that director John Huston didn't like this movie , it's totally understandable . I'm more curious as to why he might have taken on the project given the inconsistent elements in so many parts of the story and characters . Perhaps he felt he could have melded these issues into a coherent picture , but ...
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What would a weekend be without a fox hunt ?
In Society presents Abbott and Costello as a pair of inept plumbers who manage to get themselves invited to an upper class weekend party , where they get to hob nob with the hoi polloi and solve a mystery in their usual frantic manner . There's some fairly standard fare here , including the Bagel Street / Susquehanna...
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Somehow I don't like murders at close quarters as much as I expected . . .
First off , I'll state that I enjoyed " Secret Agent " , however on reflection , the story doesn't hold up realistically as the espionage drama it sets out to be . Not that it couldn't have been , it's just that the story development overlooked some important considerations . The main one is the integrity of Madeleine ...
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. . . we agreed to a hangin ' , not a murder .
A somewhat muddled Western with Glenn Ford in the credits , " Border Shootout " often keeps you wondering when he might actually appear on screen . The picture has the flavor of a made for TV Western , and there are enough ' huh ? ' moments to keep you off balance . Like the first time new deputy Kirby Frye ( Cody Glen...
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Kharis still lives , lives for the moment he will carry death and destruction to all those who dared violate the tomb of Ananka .
The Mummy's Tomb takes place thirty years following the events of " The Mummy's Hand " , recounting the events of that earlier film in a series of flashbacks as narrated by expedition leader Stephen Banning ( Dick Foran ) , bearing an uncanny resemblance to Martin Mull . We also come to learn that the Mummy from the ...
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Darling , you look as if you're ready to kill me .
Add " Tormented " to the list of 1960's " B " list films that with a healthy dose of present day technology and a credible rewrite , could actually turn out to be a pretty good psychological thriller . The basic plot involving a jazz pianist dumping one love affair and about to marry someone else takes a turn for the w...
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I understand Indians ain't got no use for blondes , no way .
The Gary Cooper of " Fighting Caravans " is certainly not the Gary Cooper of " High Noon " , nor is his future star quality evident here . In this film , Cooper is as green and naive as the Clint Belmet character he portrays . To avoid arrest on a trumped up charge , he poses as an intended groom for French lovely Feli...
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Hey , you better start at the beginning and let me get this straight .
It's always a treat for me to see Charles Starrett in a non Durango Kid role ; " Stampede " was made about four years before the first film in that series . It certainly differs from the Durango formula . There's no comedic sidekick , in fact , the entire picture is done fairly straight as a dramatic Western . Starrett...
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Never bait trap with wolf to catch wolf .
Charlie Chan ( Sidney Toler ) is on two cases at once in " Shadows Over Chinatown " , one is business , the other personal . The trail of the two investigations converge when it's learned that the missing person he is trying to locate once worked with the murder victim . Overshadowing the entire plot is an insurance fr...
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I didn't know anyone could sing so good and be so pretty all at the same time .
Lights of Old Santa Fe presents Roy Rogers and Dale Evans in a modern Western setting with a host of musical numbers and rodeo intrigue in the forefront . Dale's character Marjorie Brooks owns the Brooks International Rodeo , although with only one major booking , the business is on the brink of financial ruin . As u...
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On the night when the moon is high in the heavens , the mummy and his princess , they walk .
With Lon Chaney portraying The Mummy for the last time , and with no name actors for support , " The Mummy's Curse " is the least noteworthy of the Mummy sequels , but you know what - it's a blast ! Let's start with the chronology ; originally " The Mummy " starring Boris Karloff was set in 1932 , the year of it's rele...
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Innocent act without thinking , guilty always make plans .
The Sky Dragon would be the last of the Charlie Chan mystery films , this one starring Roland Winters who appeared in a total of six films as the Oriental Detective . Keye Luke , who first appeared as Number # 1 Son Lee in 1935's " Charlie Chan in Paris " opposite Warner Oland , appears here in a much more mature cha...
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This sounds like a third degree among those movie who-dunits , doesn't it ?
Producers Releasing Corporation was known for it's cheap sets and low production values ; " The Panther's Claw " probably falls in the middle tier of their low budget offerings . What I found most amusing about this picture is the choice of it's title , purporting to be some great mystery a la the symbolism of a sleek ...
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The dead have no place for the living .
Having just seen Boris Karloff in " The Ape " , I was somewhat taken aback to see another " man in a gorilla suit " sharing office space with the protagonist of " The Monster Maker " . Though not credited , I wouldn't be surprised to learn if it was Ray " Crash " Corrigan in the get up , up to his old monkey shines onc...
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There's two sides to every pancake .
Two brothers find themselves on opposite sides of the law in this early " Trucolor " film from the Republic studio . Frank Plummer ( Bill Elliott ) is building a life and putting his days as a member of the Plummer Gang behind him . Brother Jim ( a young Forrest Tucker ) is staging a train robbery , and intends to use ...
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Oh that's lousy coffee , an ' you're a lyin ' skunk .
Prior reviewers in this forum have been a bit more generous than I'm prepared to be . This was my first Bud Spencer film , and I found it to be adequate at best . If not for the sneering presence of Jack Palance there might not have been enough to hold my interest . Spencer's character is Hiram Coburn , who's gimmick w...
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We wanna knock off about a million Japs !
The East Side Kids made a number of movies to inspire patriotism for the war effort during World War II . " Let's Get Tough " gets a bit muddled in the execution as it tries to portray Danny's ( Bobby Jordan ) older brother as a former GI who's discharged from the service for subversive activity , namely spying for the...
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You're gonna die lookin ' like a brave man .
I couldn't get over seeing Roger Corman's name in the opening credits as both producer and director of " Five Guns West " , out the same year as another low budget flick that marked the beginning of his career - " Swamp Women " . Oddly , both films featured a young Mike Connors in a lead role , but credited in each as ...
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I like women who ain't all sawdust inside .
All the elements were here for an intriguing and gritty gangster / prison drama , but once Dot Burton ( Faye Emerson ) wound up at the penitentiary , the film started a lot to resemble a high school sorority league . All smiles and chatty , Dot and her new jailbird friend Myrtle ( Julie Bishop ) wind up scheming about ...
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Who shall defile the temples of the ancient gods , a cruel and violent death shall be his fate .
The Mummy's Hand opens with scenes lifted from the 1932 Universal film " The Mummy " , and that remains about the only connection to the original . George Zucco as Professor Andoheb is entrusted with the secret formula that will bring the dead back to life , but it must be strictly followed , or the result will be un...
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Have a cigar and take off your pants .
I saw this movie under it's reissue name " Cavalry Charge " , and must say that it's original title makes a lot more sense . The film is not a cavalry Western per se , but a story that takes place in 1862 along the route of the Santa Fe Trail , with Union and Confederate forces alternately getting the upper hand in the...
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If you fellas are through with your little necktie party , why I'll be on my way .
Lawless Range has all the look and feel of John Wayne's Lone Star Westerns , but this one came from Republic Pictures during the same era . Adding to the tone of the film is the direction of Robert North Bradbury , who also made some of the Lone Star pictures ; one of his trademarks is the quick flash forward techniq...
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I don't know what's come over me , I must have a touch of swamp fever .
It seems to me that you'll either love or hate this offering , judging by the comments of other reviewers for the film . As a fan of the genre , I'll always give the benefit of the doubt to the plus side , I rather got a kick out of " The Mad Monster " , with George Zucco as a deranged scientist , given to phantom meet...
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When there's trouble in the jungle , it's everybody's business .
I was getting a little worried , almost an hour into the picture and Jungle Jim ( Johnny Weissmuller ) still hadn't tangled with a wild animal yet , but at 58 : 08 he makes short work of a shark - no battle actually , he just stabs it ! That was right after the shark beat up on an octopus , so maybe he was too tired to...
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You don't have anything to worry about anyhow , ghosts don't start walkin ' around till midnight .
Chalk one up for " Ghost Town Renegades " , here's a " B " Western with a title that actually has something to do with the story . It takes place in the abandoned old mining town of Waterhole , Arizona , where a newly discovered vein may prove profitable once again . Holders of deeds to property in Waterhole are contac...
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He who hunts in jungle in turn is hunted .
So this is the mighty Tarzan , King of the Jungle ! That's the reaction of Sikes ( Saul Gorse ) as Tarzan makes his way to the evil trapper's camp . Tarzan ( Gordon Scott ) had already put away Sikes ' brother for foolishly encroaching on Tarzan's domain , and it would only be a matter of time before he would do the ...
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I'll knock her nose around her ear !
Starting out , I'd have to say that you'd be hard pressed to come up with a more attractive screen couple than the young James Cagney and Loretta Young . What got them there however , and what ensues is a somewhat haphazard mess of a story , though memorable for a lot of great scenes and characterizations , not the lea...
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Maybe angel face can talk her way out of this one .
I saw this film under the title " The Marijuana Menace " , and like that other period film about the ' dreaded weed ' - " Reefer Madness " , this one purports to be an instructional film about the evils of drugs and the consequences they lead to . I found this to be somewhat more titillating than it's counterpart , wit...
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When I was your age , I sucked more blood than a California landlord .
If , like the female protagonist in " Polish Vampire in Burbank " , you can't get enough of vampire movies , you might as well add this one to your list . But be warned , this ham and cheese fest defies simple classification , as it aims for comic horror and winds up a horrific comedy . To be sure , the simple plot has...
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Shall I weigh the blastoff synchronizer sir ?
Similar to the earlier patch job known as " Crash of Moons " , Space Ranger Rocky Jones ( Richard Crane ) assembles his gang here once again to avert a threat to Earth , though not as ominous as the one in the earlier film . Most of the action as it were , takes place on Fornax , a moon of Jupiter . The mystery of the ...
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Take the route by the falls into the big dry wash , then whistle twice like a quail .
This was my first look at Donald Woods in any kind of role , and I'm pretty sure it wasn't representative of his usual kind of character . In the story he portrays Michael O'Brien , undoubtedly Irish , but living in a Mexican village in Paradise Valley , whose residents remain virtual prisoners of an evil overseer name...
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This is the work of a devil . . .
Bells of San Angelo is one of the early Republic films done in Trucolor , although it was orange and blue that dominated the print I just viewed . Cowboy hero Roy Rogers portrays himself as a border investigator on the trail of a silver smuggling operation . Roy is aided by comic sidekick Andy Devine in a dual role ,...
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Your face looks strangely familiar , seems I've seen it before just under the word WANTED .
Cowboy crooner Eddie Dean has a dual role in this one , that of his regular character using his own name , and that of outlaw Clip Mason , The Tioga Kid . Their paths cross at Dow City in the Tombstone Territory of Arizona , when Eddie and sidekick Soapy Jones ( Roscoe Ates ) get wind of a cattle rustling operation . T...
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I shoot better than that , but I need you alive .
Ageing a dozen years and adding a chin full of whiskers makes Guy Madison almost unrecognizable from the title character he portrayed in the 1950 classic TV Western " Wild Bill Hickok " . Here he portrays a gunman of questionable reputation who accepts a mission to track down the purveyors of rifles and rotgut to reser...
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Let's step on it boys , we got horses to sell .
Gene Autry takes a young English aristocrat under his wing , Edward the Earl of Granby , and quickly nicknames him ' Spud ' after the boy's father . Starting out one gets the impression that Spud will use his nobility to be a royal pain , but he soon warms up to Gene and his sidekick Frog ( Smiley Burnette ) after Gene...
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Take it easy , you want this stuff to blow up ?
The Bulldog Drummond franchise was a busy one with nine films in the three years from 1937 to 1939 . They generally followed a thematic line , one of those being the theft of a newly invented device that might prove useful to enemy hands . In " Bulldog Drummond's Revenge " , the gizmo in question is an explosive powder...
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In Scotland , it's my firm intention to kill two birds with one shot .
Kalinsky ( Hugh Miller ) is a mysterious financier who makes war a profitable business , and he means to get his hands on a secret war plane . He's formed an alliance with the villainous Gregoroff ( Victor Jory ) , and they have kidnapped the plane's inventor Caldwell ( Richard Bird ) . Captain Hugh Drummond ( John Lod...
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Confound it Drummond , how is it that whenever I see you someone has either been murdered or disappeared .
In this entry in the Bulldog Drummond franchise , the Captain ( John Howard ) finds himself on the trail of a pair of villains who have kidnapped his fiancée Phyllis Clavering ( Louise Campbell ) . What makes the story interesting are the written and audible clues that Irena Soldanis ( Helen Freeman ) and her brother-i...