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Considering it's Beaudine and Monogram - it's not that bad
While The Face of Marble will never be confused with a great horror film , it is a decent little movie from the infamously cheap Monogram Pictures and director William Beaudine . John Carradine plays a doctor intent on discovering the secret to bringing the dead back to life . In most scenes , he rises above the materi...
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I'm muzzled by army brass !
Watching Plan 9 from Outer Space is like watching an instructional video on how to make a bad movie . It's all here ? poor acting , dime store special effects , ridiculously flimsy sets , absolutely no continuity , bad editing , and an incoherent plot . But the most offensive part in my mind is the dialogue . It's comp...
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What happened to The Hoard ?
Daughter of Pomira is one of those Xena episodes that I don't really enjoy . Episodes that center on a sentiment , family , or lesson type plot tend to be among my least favorite . Basically , the more an episode is based in reality , the less I tend to go for it . Give me the far out mythical stuff or give the comed...
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Akita !
I may be the only person alive who has seen both One Million Years B . C . and When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth that actually prefers the sequel to the original . Not that either is something I would recommend very highly , but at least there's a sense of goofiness about When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth that's not present ...
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A little better than the first
- In this episode , Lara Croft is out for more than just another archaeological find . She's looking for The Cradle of Life - the place where all life on earth is rumored to have begun . It is also rumored that The Cradle of Life is the resting place of Pandora's Box . She's in a race with an evil genius who wants to u...
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An average Chan - and I'm being generous calling it that
I've been a Charlie Chan fan as long as I remember . Some of my earliest memories involve watching Chan late at night on television . But Charlie Chan in the Secret Service doesn't work for me the way most Chan films do . Sure , it has its moments ( like introducing Birmingham Brown ) , but there are too many problems ...
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A Near Miss
- I'm really not quite sure why House of Bamboo doesn't work better than it does . It's got a good cast headed by Robert Ryan and Robert Stack . It's got a very accomplished director in Samuel Fuller . As far as technical aspects go , I have no complaints . It's a beautifully shot film . It's got some wonderful locatio...
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I always think of bees when I'm looking for relaxation
Vicki Robbins ( Suzanna Leigh ) is a singer in bad need of a rest . Her doctor contacts his friend , Ralph Hargrove ( Guy Doleman ) , with a farm on a remote island that promises to provide Vicki the relaxation she desperately needs . When Vicki arrives , she discovers that Mr . Hargrove raises bees . So when Mr . Harg...
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What does it say about a movie when Joan Collins is one of the best things its got going for it .
Esther and the King may appear unusual if you take a look at the usual things I write about . But because Mario Bava was so heavily involved with the film , I just had to give it a go . While the visuals may not be as vivid and exaggerated as some of the films he had more control over , you can see his influences if yo...
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Hiya , dolls . Glad to hear you're on our side .
When a mysterious ray destroys a space station and sends a spaceship hurtling off course , a group of astronauts finds themselves on a strange , seemingly deserted planet . Seemingly deserted , that is , until the inhabitants of Venus make themselves known to the astronauts and take them prisoner . The first thing the ...
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Anymore guff out of you and I'll turn you over my knee and spank you .
The plot of Project Moon Base is fairly simple ? Colonel Briteis is selected to pilot a rocket on a lunar orbit in preparation of an upcoming lunar landing . It's simple enough until it is discovered that an enemy agent is on board with intentions of sabotaging the mission . So whether their superiors like it or not , ...
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It's the same joke over and over and over . . . . .
- Elvira moves to a small town to claim her inheritance - an old , rundown house . Although most of the townspeople don't approve , the kids in town are only too happy to help her fix-up her house . Elvira finds what she believes to be a cookbook in the house . Her uncle offers to buy it from her , but she won't sell ....
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Beware of spider who invites fly into his place for tea .
On the eve of war in France , Charlie Chan is visiting with old friends in Paris . When a leading industrialist is murdered , Chan agrees to help out the local police to solve the murder . Chan will have to sift through a web of international intrigue to find a killer . Charlie Chan in City in Darkness was one of the v...
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Fairly standard stuff
A drug deal goes bad and the heroin is stolen . One mob boss doesn't have his drugs and the other doesn't get his money . People are going to die until they discover who double-crossed them . Into this backdrop , Inspector Dario Mauri ( Luc Merenda ) arrives from Milan to help clean-up Naples . His mission ? find the d...
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With better dubbing , this might be a good film
- Two female detectives are hired to find a missing woman . They soon discover that their missing woman is only one of many models and dancers who have vanished . The trail leads to an artist who paints and sculpts women at the time of their deaths . His work is eerily reminiscent of the woman they're looking for . - T...
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Better than its reputation would suggest
- A small group of people become shipwrecked on a seemingly deserted island . When one member of their group is attacked by a hideous looking female , the others realize they are not alone . Following the sound of a drum , the groups stumbles upon a Nazi encampment where all sorts of experiments are performed on severa...
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Not as good as I remembered
My wife got me this for Christmas and as I was babysitting three year old , I put it in . I doubt I had seen Mad Monster Party ? since 1970 . I remember it being a favorite of mine at the time . And it was a hit with the three year old I was babysitting . But , it's lost some of the magic it once held for me . I found ...
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I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly .
- What an original idea for a movie ! A group of kids goes into the woods near Crystal Lake . One by one , they're butchered by an undead madman named Jason . Roll credits . That's pretty much the entire movie . Wake me when it's over . - Actually , this Friday sequel is a little better than most . While the plot ideas...
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Too unbelievable for me to enjoy completely
I didn't think it was possible for Otto Preminger and Gene Tierney to make something this un-extraordinary . Preminger does a decent job with the direction , the acting ( other than Richard Conte who comes across as a stiff ) is fine , and the movie looks good . So what went wrong ? The plot has so many points that str...
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Not the way I remembered it
I saw The Final Terror in the theater in 1983 . For 22 years , I've had fond memories of the movie and have considered it one of the better slasher films of the 80s . I re-watched it the other day and realized that time has not been kind to this movie . It's not the way I remembered it . I remembered a fairly innovativ...
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The truth is just a lie that hasn't been found out .
Sam Peckinpah is one of my favorite directors . I'll always see him as a visionary maverick responsible for crafting some of the most enjoyable movies I've ever seen . His The Wild Bunch and Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia are among my favorite films . His last film , The Osterman Weekend , is something of a mixed ...
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Well , that's a novelty - - you're refusing anything with alcohol in it !
Dr . Paul Talbot is a scientist who learns of a drug that is supposed to not only retard the effects of aging , but reverse the process as well . With his wife , June , he sets out to make his fortune . In Africa , he finds the leathery old woman who told him about the drug and watches as she is turned into a beautiful...
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Pay attention , 007 !
I'm a James Bond fan from way back . Some of my fondest memories of growing-up are James Bond movies on the ABC Sunday Night Movie . If Bond was going to be on , I couldn't wait . So it pains me to give a James Bond movie anything but a stellar rating as I've done with Octopussy . I saw it in the theater in 1983 and wa...
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Something of a letdown
During an experiment with a hallucinogenic drug , model Valentina ( Nieves Navarro aka Susan Scott ) sees a woman being brutally murdered by a man wearing a spiked iron glove . But when no body is found , she can't seem to get anyone to believe her story . She begins to see the killer everywhere she goes . She's sure h...
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Heavily " influenced " by Hercules in the Haunted World
- Hercules ( Reg Park ) sets out on a quest to save his son's soul from the evil Earth Goddess Gia . He must battle all sorts of monsters , get past numerous obstacles , and resist temptations if he is to save his son . What Hercules doesn't know is that while he is away , Gia sends Antaius ( her rotten son ) to impers...
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I am the last gladiator in the New Rome .
- Evel Knievel purports to be a biography of the life of the real Evel Knievel . The movie presents stories and episodes from different periods throughout his life . We see Evel as a young boy in Butte , Montana . We see him grow to become a local hoodlum . We see him meet , date , kidnap , and marry his wife . We see ...
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Fred Williamson & Pam Grier - Together !
Duke Johnson ( Fred Williamson ) comes to Bucktown to bury his brother and settle his business . A few locals talk Duke into staying on and re-opening his brother's bar . The locals , however , don't tell Duke how his brother really died or about the racists that run Bucktown . Duke enlists some out-of-town friends to ...
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Okay , but needs more
While every attempt was made to pack this nine minute documentary on the movie Wrong Turn with a lot of different and varied information , it's just too short to be very effective . This type of " behind the scenes " documentary works best with at least a thirty minute run time . Otherwise , too many interesting and in...
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If you ask me , we're just heading around in circles .
One thing you'll notice if you watch only a handful of 1980s Italian genre films is the way they rip-off ? err ? I mean borrow from whatever the popular fad was at the time in American movies . Movies like Conan the Barbarian , Escape from New York , Dawn of the Dead , and The Road Warrior inspired countless Italian im...
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Wee Willie Davis vs . Tor Johnson
In Abbott and Costello in the Foreign Legion , Bud and Lou head to Algieria to find a wrestler named Abdullah who left them high and dry and owing a mobster quite a bit of money . Once there , the boys get mixed up with Sheik Hamud El Khalid ( Douglas Dumbrille ) and draw his ire at a slave auction . In their attempt t...
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An odd mix of blaxploitation , martial arts , and espionage / spy thriller
Jefferson Bolt ( Fred Williamson ) is a courier hired to take $1 million from Hong Kong to Mexico City via Los Angeles . Upon arriving in Los Angeles , however , Bolt quickly realizes he's been double-crossed . After a friend is killed and Bolt learns the money he's been hired to carry may be counterfeit , Bolt heads b...
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Pam goes to prison - again !
If you're a fan of either early Pam Grier or 70s Women-in-Prison ( WIP ) flicks , I'm sure this plot synopsis will sound eerily familiar : Two women are taken to an all-women's prison in the middle of the jungle in some unnamed Banana Republic . There the women are forced to endure physical torture , unwanted sexual si...
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You haven't heard Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original Klingon .
In light of an upcoming peace conference between the Klingons and the Federation , Captain Kirk puts aside his personal feelings and welcomes a Klingon delegation to dine on the Enterprise . But soon after the Klingons return to their ship they are attacked and the Klingon Ambassador is assassinated by someone believed...
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Solid - but not what i was expecting
My rating of Battle Cry has more to do with my disappointment with the plot than the actually quality of the movie . I knew nothing of the movie before I watched it , but with a name like Battle Cry , I was expecting a war movie along the lines of Battleground ( with which it is paired in the double feature DVD I bough...
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It was foolish . It was insane . It was fantastic .
Submarines and ships begin disappearing at an alarming rate near the Arctic Circle . The crew of the Tiger Shark , an atomic submarine , is sent to investigate . They discover a mysterious craft they name the Cyclops because of its one " eye " . When the submarine's torpedoes prove worthless against the Cyclops ' defen...
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Get your hands off me , you fat pig dyke !
For whatever reason , Quentin Tarantino feels that Switchblade Sisters is Jack Hill's best film . And while I found a lot to enjoy in the movie , it doesn't come close in my mind to equaling some of Hill's other films like Spider Baby or the movies he made with Pam Grier . Not that any of Hill's films are set in realit...
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I love you , Doug , and I must kill you !
Talk about déjà vu . I feel like I've seen this movie several times recently . It may be older than either Missile to the Moon , Queen of Outer Space , or Fire Maidens from Outer Space , but I saw those first . So for me , watching Cat-Women of the Moon is like watching what is essentially the same movie for the fourth...
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Some nice shots of a mid-60s Miami
If you take a look at what I wrote about Tony Rome a couple of years ago , you can apply a lot of it to Lady in Cement . Once again , this is a movie that I probably enjoy more than I should . That's because for the most part , it entertains me . Plot details hardly matter as the whole thing is little more than a vehic...
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A favorite as a child
Abbott and Costello get mixed-up with tomb robbers , a dead archaeologist , and a cult of mummy worshipers in this , their last of the Meet the Universal monster films . Growing-up , I thought A & C was the height of comedy gold . I couldn't wait for this movie to appear on the local television listings . Not being 7 a...
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Not the best Holmes ' film , but still worth a watch
I haven't seen all of Rathbone's Sherlock Holmes films , but of the ones I have been able to check-out , Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror is easily my least favorite . But the problems I have with the film have nothing to do with the modern day setting that so many seem to complain about . In fact , The Scarlet ...
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Lee Van Cleef & Karen Black - What a Pair ! ! !
- A retired safecracker ( Lee Van Cleef ) is lured out of retirement by the son of one of his buddies who is in trouble . The job - steal a load of diamonds from a warehouse safe . Things go terribly wrong . Van Cleef is wounded and everyone else is dead . Now , Van Cleef must elude the man who set-up the job , the man...
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Yet another two-parter
The Plot to Kill a City is actually another two-part episode ( how many does that make so far ? ) . Buck goes undercover as a criminal named Raphael Argus to infiltrate a group known as the Legion of Death . Fortunately for Buck , none of the other members have actually met Raphael Argus ? they only know him by reput...
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I don't sell shrimp chips .
Liu Jian ( Jet Li ) is a Chinese policeman sent to France to help with the apprehension of big-time Chinese drug lord . But Jian is quickly double-crossed and finds himself on the run having been accused of murder . The one person who may be able to help him is a drug-addicted prostitute whose child is being held hosta...
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Much better than its reputation would suggest
Tom Stewart ( Richard Carlson ) is getting married in a week . The only problem is that his old flame , Vi Mason ( Juli Reding ) , doesn't want their relationship to end . She confronts Tom in an abandoned lighthouse and threatens to use a stack of love letters as blackmail if he goes through with his wedding . But , a...
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Not quite the movie my son was hoping for
A family moves into the now empty house owned by an old , eccentric great aunt who has gone to live in a nearby sanitarium . While exploring the house , one of the boys finds a book that opens a world of magical creatures . Unfortunately for his family , though , an ogre named Mulgarath wants the book and the power it ...
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I'm going to TRANSFORM him , and unleash the savage instincts that lie hidden within
Tony Rivers ( Michael Landon ) is a troubled teen . His quick temper has way of getting him in trouble . At the insistence of teachers and his girlfriend , he agrees to see a psychiatrist . Unfortunately for Tony , his doctor isn't interested in helping him as much as he is in using Tony as part of his experiments . He...
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Something is amiss off the English coast .
Something is amiss off the English coast . A fisherman is killed by what appears to be radiation burns . Soon thereafter , thousands upon thousands of fish wash up and die on the same beach . What's behind the mystery ? All of Britain is soon to know when a giant prehistoric creature goes on a rampage through the stree...
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These guys are supposed to be Chinese ?
It'll never be on my " favorites " list , but Battle Beneath the Planet is not a half bad way to waste away an hour and a half or so . The movie is beyond silly , but that's what makes it fun and entertaining . The plot involves a Chinese General named Chan Lu ( Martin Benson ) who has a plan to destroy the United Stat...
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Spider does not spin web for single fly .
Charlie Chan arrives in Shanghai to help an old friend with opium smugglers . But when his friend ( One thing you learn if you've seen enough of the Chan films ? it sucks to be one of Chan's old friends . You've got the lifespan of a fruit fly ! ) is murdered , Charlie realizes just how dangerous his quarry is . With t...
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A tragic life - A tragic death
Based on a true story from 1930 , The Pyjama Girl Case is a difficult movie to categorize . It is more often than not considered an Italian Giallo , but is it really a Giallo ? Even though I've included it on my Top 50 Giallo list , The Pyjama Girl Case differs so much from the model that I'm not sure this label is acc...
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If nothing else , it's interesting from a historical perspective
Mario Bava is generally credited with creating the Giallo with his 1963 movies The Girl Who Knew Too Much and Blood and Black Lace . While a few more examples were made in the 1960s , the Giallo really took-off after Dario Argento released The Bird with the Crystal Plumage in 1970 . I mention these two dates because I ...
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You've got to grit your teeth and dance , even when a friend dies .
For those Lucio Fulci fans who only know him for his films like Zombi 2 or The New York Ripper , I can easily see how Murder Rock could come as something of a shock and disappointment . It has more in common with his film One on Top of the Other than it does the throat-gashing , chest-ripping , eye-gouging films Fulci ...
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I'll bet if you walk in your sleep , you need a bicycle .
Lloyd Nolan is Michael Shayne , a private eye hired to keep an eye on a young woman with a penchant for gambling . Shayne intends to save her from herself but ends up as the prime suspect of a murder . Shayne will have to act fast and untangle a web of gambling , drugged horses , a jilted lover , an overly zealous myst...
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Not your typical Hollywood vampire movie
- Martin is not your ordinary vampire movie . Instead of hypnotism , Martin ( John Amplas ) uses a hypodermic needle to gain the cooperation of his victims . Instead of fangs , Martin uses a razor blade to cut open a wrist to get the blood he needs . Martin can go out in the sun , does not fear crosses or other religio...
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I'll never go on a case like this again without a gat .
On his way to a police convention in New York , Charlie Chan runs into an old friend from Scotland Yard , Hugh Drake . Drake , now employed by military intelligence , is hot on the heels of a saboteur named Paul Narvo . Drake asks Chan to pay him a visit while he's in New York to talk over his case . Chan makes the vis...
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Thanks , Urko
I guess I'll begin this with the now standard episode number disclaimer . What IMDb lists as Episode 13 is actually Episode 7 . I'm not sure why the episodes originally aired out of order , but the series ' story arc makes more sense if you follow the episode order of the DVD set . Anyway , in " River of Flames " , a h...
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This is Episode 5 - not 3
Once again , the episode number listed on IMDb does not agree with the numbers on the DVD . And since the DVD set presents the episode in the correct order , I'm going with it and calling " Lagoon of Peril " Episode 5 ? not Episode 3 as stated on IMDb . Regardless of the number , " Lagoon of Peril " finds Ape City is i...
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A new friend
In " Trail to the Unknown " , it's finally time for Bill , Jeff , and Judy to move the humanoids to a more secure location . First by raft and then across the burning desert , the plan is to get as far away from Urko as possible . But along the way , our heroes run into an unexpected surprise - they meet another astron...
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I'm Going Humanoid Over You
In " Tunnel of Fear " , Jeff and Bill put their lives on the line as they sneak back into Ape City to find Cornelius and Zira . They hope the pair of simian scientists will help them locate an isolated spot to move the humanoids to so they won't be such sitting ducks for Urko's army . Cornelius gives them a map showing...
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A lot of fuss over a book
The problem with the episode numbering gets a bit ridiculous with " Terror on Ice Mountain " . IMDb lists it as Episode 12 when , in fact , it should be Episode 6 . Anyway , in this episode , Cornelius has found 2 , 000 year-old book written by humans about a trip to the zoo where apes are kept in cages . Fearing what ...
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Oosa , Oosa , Oosa
I need to begin this by pointing out that the order of the episodes listed on IMDb does not match the order they appear on the DVD . IMDb lists them in the order they originally aired on television - even though the episodes aired out of order . Otherwise , the whole Return to the Planet of the Apes story arc gets all ...
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An average Italian crime film
Antonio Mancuso ( Antonio Sabato ) is a small time hood with dreams of moving up in the family . His ambitions lead him to do a job for one of the big bosses in Italy , Don Vincenzo ( Telly Savalas ) . The two strike up a friendship that quickly turns into something of a father / son relationship . They love each other...
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70s television in all its glory
Season 3 of Charlie's Angels gets off to a bang as the Angels head to Vegas for a double episode with guest star Dean Martin . Watching Deano walk through a casino with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other isn't much of a stretch . Martin is a casino owner who has seen a number of unfortunate events around ...
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Terry-Thomas - Babe Magnet
There's something about the innocence of these early-to-mid 60s comedies that I find enjoyable . These movies aren't as jaded as today's so called comedies , relying on comedy , writing , and the talent of the actors . I'm sure that there are situations in Bachelor Flat that someone in 1962 might have found scandalous ...
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Enjoyable Technicolor Sci-Fi
Dr . Alexander Thorkel , a scientist working in the Amazon jungle , has discovered the secrets of miniaturization . He invites a group of scientists to assist him , but quickly dismisses them once he gets what he wants from them . Thinking they are spying on him , Dr . Thorkel turns his radium experiment on the group r...
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Drop dead !
Ten Little Indians may not be the best or most faithful Agatha Christie adaptation , but I've always enjoy it . The problem with Ten Little Indians is that it suffers from one of the same flaws that plague most films based on a Christie work ? plot holes . The viewer is required to accept some of the most astounding co...
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What happened to Dirty Harry ?
- Having been busted down to surveillance duty , Dirty Harry is itching to get back into the real action . A series of murders force his superiors to bring him back . Soon , Harry has his own ideas about the murders - it looks like they're being committed by a policeman . - This Dirty Harry sequel lacks the punch of th...
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It's an ugly , dangerous business , Watson .
This version of The Hound of the Baskervilles is the third I've seen in the past week or so . It's also a first time viewing for me . My initial reaction ? I'm somewhat disappointed based on many of the reviews I've read on IMDb . While I enjoyed it much more than the 1978 abomination , I much preferred the 1983 versio...
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Just call me Billie , everyone does .
Stephen King and George Romero combined their talents to create the 1982 horror / comedy anthology Creepshow . They do an excellent job of giving the whole movie 50s / 60s pulp magazine feel to it . Short stories , vibrant colors , and a nice wrap around sequence contribute to this feeling . Like those pulp magazines ,...
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It's good , but I expected a little more
For what it is , Vendetta for the Saint is a reasonably entertaining movie with a decent plot that kept me interested throughout . If you're a fan of the television show The Saint , you should enjoy this movie , because Vendetta for the Saint isn't really a movie at all . It's actually a double length two-parter that's...
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The " dolls " certainly are creepy little buggers
I feel very fortunate to have seen the original Spanish version of Munecos infernales instead of the cut , poorly dubbed American film known as The Curse of the Doll People . If you go into Munecos infernales expecting great cinema , you'll probably come away disappointed . But , if you lower those expectations a bit a...
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Somebody buy Telly some clothes
- Violent City is a real mixed bag . I'll start with the good . The ending is fabulous . The way our hero , hit-man Jeff Heston ( Charles Bronson ) , gets his ultimate revenge is nothing short of sweet . His revenge comes out of nowhere and is startling when you realize what's happening . Bronson is another real bonus ...
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A great 2nd act
Finally ! I've been looking for this movie for years . I can remember seeing See No Evil when I was much younger and it scaring the pants off me . It's not that the movie is hard to find or out-of-print or anything , but I've never known the name . I recently purchased the DVD as a blind buy and , to my surprise , it's...
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He is evil . He is the embodiment of all that is evil . He is the very Devil himself .
When Paul Carlson ( Christopher Matthews ) goes missing , his brother Simon ( Dennis Waterman ) and friend Sarah Framsen ( Jenny Hanley ) trace his footsteps to try to find him . Their journey leads them to a small village full of inhospitable locals who will only tell the pair that Paul was last seen heading toward a ...
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If I were you I'd still shoot
I found Death Rage to be a fun little Euro-crime movie that's much better than it's reputation would suggest ( or at least better than many of the reviews I've read ) . Yul Brynner plays Peter Marciani , an aging hit-man hired to go to Italy to kill a mob boss . At first he refuses until he learns that his intended tar...
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My second experience with Combat !
In this episode of Combat ! , Lt . Gil Hanley ( Rick Jason ) finds himself trapped under rubble in a church . Atop the rubble sits an unexploded bomb . It's up to a burned out British bomb disposal expert with a hatred for Americans to save the day - and Lt . Hanley . The only thing I've got to compare " Any Second Now...
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Bava and the Vikings
Two very young Viking brothers are separated during a battle that claims the life of their father . One brother , Eron , is brought up to one day take his father's place as the leader of the Viking people . The other brother , Erik , is brought up by his adopted mother Queen Alice to one day rule England . But when Ero...
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Twice the Landau = Twice the Fun
As far as episodes of Columbo go , Double Shock is neither the best I've seen , nor is it the worst . It rests firmly in the middle . On the positive side , this episode presents a nice change-of-pace from the norm . In every other Columbo I've seen , not only do you know how the murder was committed , but you know bey...
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I'm still waiting for the evening gown portion of the show
Fans of serious science fiction need not bother . In fact , to call Missile to the Moon a " science fiction " movie is something of a misstatement . " Fiction " ? sure . " Science " ? not on your life . Any resemblance Missile to the Moon may have with actual science is purely coincidental and , most likely , unintenti...
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This should have been The Ring Two
This is the movie that The Ring Two should have been . It's the story of a group of young people playing a dangerous game with the videotape from The Ring . Each takes a turn watching the tape knowing that another member of the group will bail them out before their seven days are over . But no one appears willing to he...
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They . . . always . . . move !
Bill ( William Kerwin ) is a tormented artist working on a painting from a dream he's had . But can Bill ever actually finish his masterpiece if he keeps killing all his models ? Whatever else I might think or write about Playgirl Killer , one thing is certain ? it features one of the absolute funniest bits of dialogue...
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For a " cannibal " film , it's surprisingly touching and sad
It's amazing that the relatively tame Man from Deep River spawned the whole Italian cannibal sub-genre . I use the word " tame " because in comparison to other similar films it's just that ? tame . Sure , there are a few scenes of over-the-top cannibal violence and real animal deaths , but they are not the focus of the...
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Meiko Kaji impresses again
When one of the local girls starts dating a " half-breed " , the local guy gang ( The Eagles ) doesn't think much of it . The Eagles start of campaign of terror directed at mixed race couples and individuals they deem to be not of " pure " Japanese heritage . It's up to the leader of the local girl gang and a " half br...
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It had a lot of potential .
- A family finds a nice , big , old house at a reasonable rate to rent for the Summer . The only catch is that they must take care of the old lady who lives upstairs . The house is great and the " catch " seems simple enough so the family soon moves in . It's not long , however , until strange things start happening . ...
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Funky music , gunfights , and plenty of fake looking blood
Unlike many of the other movies of its ilk , Detroit 9000 has a much more serious tone . It's more akin to something like Across 110th Street than it is to Foxy Brown . As serious as it may be , there's still a lot of fun to be had ? funky music , gunfights , and plenty of fake looking blood . For the most part , it's ...
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Toler's first Chan
In Charlie Chan in Honolulu , Chan is called out to a freighter with six passengers making its way to Hawaii . A mysterious man has been murdered and $300 , 000 is missing . Chan must work his way through the clues , red herrings , odd characters , and other assorted obstacles to find a solution . In typical Chan fashi...
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A nice , early Spainish horror / thriller
A married man has a torrid affair with the previous owner of the house he has bought for his family . He tries to end the affair , but the woman will have none of that . She sets the house on fire killing his wife and child . Burned beyond recognition , the man vows revenge against his former lover . Overall , Pyro is ...
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Nice cast , but flawed movie
- The plot in Waterhole # 3 seems lifted straight from one of Leone's Spaghetti Westerns - a group of people search for stolen Army gold . Finding the gold doesn't prove to be too difficult . But hanging onto it certainly does . - Other than one major flaw , Waterhole # 3 is a reasonably entertaining comedy / Western t...
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Head-in-a-Box
Centuries ago , Aleric du Marnac ( Paul Naschy ) and his female companion were put to death for a variety of crimes including consorting with Satan . The pair vowed to get their revenge on the descendants of those responsible for their deaths . du Marnac was beheaded and his body and head were buried separately . Switc...
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Tag team monster action
The plot of a movie like Godzilla vs . Megalon hardly matters . The movie follows the same basic premise that most of these Toho monster mashes follow ? A monster , for whatever reason , poses a threat to humanity . Godzilla is summoned from Monster Island to provide assistance in defeating the monster . The End . That...
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The best movie about Amazons I've seen this week
I can't believe I've watched two Italian Amazon movies in one week . How much cheese can one person stand ? Compared with Battle of the Amazons , however , War Goddess comes out the clear winner . I actually enjoyed the movie much more than I probably should have . War Goddess tells the story of the Amazons selecting a...
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A fine performance from Lugosi
If you haven't seen Invisible Ghost , I won't bother going into much of the plot . Most of it is silly and doesn't make much sense . Basically , the story involves a man who is driven to commit murder by seeing his supposedly dead wife . That's really all you need to know . And , it's not much of a spoiler as you disco...
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With Lee and Price , it could have been better
The Oblong Box is an average horror film - not great , but certainly not the worst . The story is fairly interesting and the cast ( while not necessarily the acting ) is top notch . Horror icons Vincent Price and Christopher Lee star . The story involves a man who is kept locked in his room . He has been horribly disfi...
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Are there really fans of Lizabeth Scott out there ?
I've now watched three of the Hammer noirs that were recently released on DVD and while each is okay , there's nothing very memorable about any of them . That's precisely how I feel about Stolen Face ? it's a decent watch , but it's nothing I would go out of my way to see again . While Paul Henreid gives a nice perform...
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A nice start for the Stooges at Columbia
Woman Haters is far from the best of the Three Stooges , but it is a nice start to the Columbia shorts and does offer a unique and interesting thing or two . The plot sees the boys joining the Woman Haters Club ? a club that prohibits its members from carrying on with women . But no sooner than they become members , La...
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My goodness but Mamie sure could fill-up an outfit !
Already on probation for a series of petty crimes , Silver Morgan ( Mamie Van Doren ) is facing time in juvenile detention after being accused by a witness of pushing her boyfriend off a cliff . Fortunately for Silver , Mother Veronica offers to take her in at Girls Town ? a Catholic home for troubled young women . Sil...
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Warner makes a good monster
Frankenstein ( 1984 ) is yet another of the seemingly endless versions of the Frankenstein story . This one was apparently made for British television . The director , James Ormerod , has put together a nice little movie given the obvious limitations to his budget . I won't go into the basic story as most already know ...
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These are some of the most clean-cut , white-bread kids imaginable .
It looks like bad news for the kids of the local hot rod club . They're about to be thrown out of the building they've used as their clubhouse . And with no place to go , that will mean an end to their club . Just when things look their bleakest , an aunt of one of the club's members offers the kids the use of a house ...
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The least of the series
What started with a bang in The Thin Man sadly ends in something of a whimper in Song of the Thin Man . By 1947 , William Powell and Myrna Loy had become a little too long in the tooth to portray the dashing , urbane mystery solving couple . Both still do a good job , but I always picture Nick and Nora a little younger...
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Nice introduction to the series
The Case of the Cunningham Heritage is a nice introduction to the 1954 series creatively titled Sherlock Holmes . Ronald Howard plays Holmes and Howard Marion-Crawford is Watson . Both are more than adequate in their roles and present a nice change of pace for viewers more familiar with either the Rathbone films or t...