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539,014 | 3,717,154 | 242,423 | 1 | i got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach . . | Jesse and Chester , two bumbling stoners , wake up one morning from a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car which prompts them on a journey to find it and along the way , they encounter a variety of people who include their angry girlfriends Wilma and Wanda whose house they trashed , an angr... |
538,842 | 3,717,154 | 376,649 | 1 | abysmal . . . | In the end of the 70's , the dysfunctional Kenneth Bianchi lives with his mother and is obsessed to join the police force . When his application is refused , his mother sends him to Los Angeles to live with his sadistic cousin Angelo Buono . Kenneth unsuccessfully tries to join LAPD , and Angelo convinces him to start ... |
538,556 | 3,717,154 | 479,968 | 2 | thats not my ring tone . . . | very intrigued about the premise of this film and i wanted to see it for several reason , Sossamans first major role in a long time , to see if Burns had got over a sound of thunder , and whether Hollywood could make another decent re-make of a Japanese horror involving phones . well the film is absolutely devoid of an... |
538,608 | 3,717,154 | 466,664 | 2 | get ready to rumble . . | aaaaahhhhh , the golden era of British comedy . guest house paradiso , the boys in blue , on the buses , carry on columbus , sex lives of the potato men . . . and now this . ant and dec are perfectly cast as two very unlikable people who make ( not ) a lot of money by conning millions of people . sort of life imitating... |
538,198 | 3,717,154 | 116,260 | 2 | s ss ssorry . . . . | Karen Mcann is organising her daughters birthday party . living a normal life with her husband and two children , she enjoys a simple and happy life . tragedy strikes when Jack Bauer sexually assaults and murders her eldest daughter Julie . unable to cope with the tragedy , Karen attends a self help group and tries to ... |
538,398 | 3,717,154 | 770,806 | 2 | you can't lie to a liar . . | another straight to DVD release for Snipes , which shows once again that he either needs the money very , very badly , or that he should take a contract out on his agent . a by the numbers thriller , Snipes is the titular character who expels a terrorist and then is framed for the murder of special guest star Charles D... |
538,785 | 3,717,154 | 475,944 | 2 | kiss my ass harry potter . . . . . | the movie form of status epilepticus . what started out to look like a fun hybrid between the lost boys and the potter franchise , turns out to be another film that shows of the use of slo-mo spcial effects , and the male torso . there is no story to speak of whatsoever , apart from the prologue at the beginning , some... |
538,779 | 3,717,154 | 202,381 | 2 | bottom . . . . . . . . . the movie | this was a pointless exercise in what can only be described as a bloated over stretched episode of the funny ( if your 14 and under ! ) bottom . i have seen some bad movies in my time but i have never seen anything so offensive and shambolic at the cinema . Mayall and Edmonson should hang their heads in shame for this ... |
538,956 | 3,717,154 | 449,066 | 2 | worthless sequel . . . | i'm a fan of the old school eighties's movies such as Friday the 13th and nightmare on Elm st , with their low budget qualities and tense moments , so i thought i would give this a try , it even had Reggie Bannister in it from the ' Phantasm ' series . but the film is dull boring drivel , it has no redeeming qualities ... |
538,926 | 3,717,154 | 490,181 | 2 | any last words ? shut the fuk up ! ! ! | At the end of the Ice Age , The Machine came from the outer space with the purpose to change men into mutants . However , a hero defeated the device and a great seal was laid over The Machine . In 2707 , the depleted world is ruled by four Corporations : Mishima , Bauhaus , Capitol and Imperial that are in constant war... |
539,065 | 3,717,154 | 432,291 | 2 | there's something in the fog . . . . | Exactly one hundred years ago , off the rocky shore of an isolated Northern California town , a ship of lepers seeking refuge was betrayed by the town's founding fathers and burned , dooming everyone aboard . Now , tonight , the ghosts of the long-dead mariners have returned from their watery graves to exact revenge . ... |
538,169 | 3,717,154 | 492,486 | 2 | it gives you foresight . . . | Having been promised the ' trip ' of a lifetime by their Irish friend and mushroom expert Jake , a group of American teenagers arrives in Ireland , keen for adventure . Despite Jake's warnings about the ' shrooms they shouldn't eat , things start to go horribly wrong and the teenagers suffer horrific visions . The pani... |
538,283 | 3,717,154 | 443,450 | 2 | the last time i saw cold he was in a chopper . . . | Jonathan cold returns in the sequel to the foreigner . this time cold is working for some people who are so so secret , that Jonathan does not know what rank he is . some bad people want to make a nuclear weapon and to blow the hell out of the USA . the reasons why are undisclosed and they want to die as martyrs . only... |
538,672 | 3,717,154 | 1,179,891 | 2 | shoot us both . . . . | in some sort of way , i was looking forward to this , but only for the 3D aspect of the film . i knew the film and the script and acting probably wouldn't be up to much , but come on , the 3D would be cool , wouldn't it ? how wrong i was . the film is a debacle in every sense . it tries to utilise the 3D , but it's hop... |
538,829 | 3,717,154 | 377,309 | 2 | silly tale about jealousy . | Jack & Jennifer take a private cruise with friends , such as Captain Richards and his wife Maggie . Manuel is a staff member who catches Jen's eye . Thanks to chain of events sparked off between a dispute concerning Jack and Manuel , a fire breaks out and the ship blows up and sinks . Jen and Mannuel seem to be the onl... |
538,960 | 3,717,154 | 383,060 | 2 | i brought cake . . . . | Tim Allen stars in another dog of a movie . this time , he plays a reformed superhero who is lured back out of retirement by Chevy Chase and a promise of 500 , 000 dollars . he has to train the quartet of troubled teens , one who is super-strong , one who is fat and can get fatter , one who can turn invisible , and one... |
538,844 | 3,717,154 | 425,430 | 2 | i've been reading the farmer sutra . . . . | It's been six years since the Rollins family just up and left and now the troubled Solomon family has come from Chicago , to rebuild their lives following their sons hospitalisation due to their daughter's drunk driving accident . But as they start to settle in something odd and strange begins to occur to their son . C... |
538,190 | 3,717,154 | 445,965 | 2 | i wanna be a thousand pounds . . . . | Micheal carter has a perverse obsession , over feeding women . he feels it is something they should have as they are goddesses and the people who consume are the strongest people on the earth , and those who do not ( supermodel , etc ) are the weak minded on this planet . but what his victim , Deidre does not know is t... |
538,364 | 3,717,154 | 859,163 | 2 | the Yak just Yakked ! ! | Doomed by a double-crossing sorceress to spend eternity in suspended animation , China's ruthless Dragon Emperor and his 10 , 000 warriors have lain forgotten for eons , entombed in clay as a vast , silent terra cotta army . But when dashing adventurer Alex O'Connell is tricked into awakening the ruler from eternal slu... |
538,837 | 3,717,154 | 112,462 | 2 | chicks love the car . . . . . . | The Dark Knight of Gotham City confronts a dastardly duo : Two-Face and the Riddler . Formerly District Attorney Harvey Dent , Two-Face incorrectly believes Batman caused the courtroom accident which left him disfigured on one side ; he has unleashed a reign of terror on the good people of Gotham . Edward Nygma , compu... |
538,924 | 3,717,154 | 489,018 | 2 | my friends call me Bud . . . . | before seeing the trailer for this movie , I , along with maybe a few others , thought this would be a sort of a continuation from Snyders re-make in 2004 . after ail , it has Rhames in this , and it's a remake of Romeros classic . how wrong i was . The only thing that this has in common with the original is the inclus... |
538,101 | 3,717,154 | 455,961 | 2 | horrible . . . in an awful way | like the Texas chainsaw massacre , this is supposedly based on a true story about a group of people who kidnapped vagrants and make them work for nothing . the film has no flowing narrative , characters come and go for no apparent reason which means that the viewer is left confused . if you have seen movies such as ' p... |
538,136 | 3,717,154 | 1,194,271 | 2 | i'm going hunting . . . | it was an interesting premise . Seagal versus zombie vampire things . but then after reading the reviews and the fact that the star is hardly in the film , the reviews justify the film . they are all trapped in a hospital , whilst Johnny Cage and the bloke from pitch black argue for nonsensical reasons outside . but of... |
538,109 | 3,717,154 | 327,247 | 3 | i've just witnessed the apocalypse . . . . . . . | in 1998 , bruce willis made a video game called ' apocalypse ' . this is the movie version . willis reprises his role from the amiable comedy ' the whole nine yards ' as ' the tulip ' a retired hit-man , now in this sequel , he is in hiding with a blonde mullet and his wife jill , who is also a hit'woman ' who cannot '... |
538,853 | 3,717,154 | 85,750 | 3 | any sign of mother ? . . . . . | maybe i'm missing the whole point of this movie . . . . maybe my dad should have taken me to see this in all it's 3-D magical glory . . . . . or maybe i should stop wasting my time with movies that have such low ratings ( but i am a bad movie connoisseur ) . Mike Brody is working foe Louis Gossett Jr . in the biggest s... |
539,077 | 3,717,154 | 437,863 | 3 | if you build it , nerds will come . . . . . | Whilst Gus is working his usual job , he sees three ' nerds ' being bullied . to make a stand , he gets two friends to play baseball against them and wins . when one of the nerds ' fathers invites them to for , a team to stand up for nerds against bullying , they for , a really bad team , where only Gus is the good pla... |
538,093 | 3,717,154 | 357,414 | 3 | scream if you wanna die faster . . . . | a sequel to a film that was a sequel to a totally different movie , here in the UK this called Halloween camp 2 , and my god what an awful movie this is ! ! . it's your basic slasher film from the eighties , a load of college kids go camping for the weekend with interest to drink lots of beer and have lots of sex . the... |
538,929 | 3,717,154 | 111,001 | 3 | sex is the sewer drain of a healthy body . . . . | In Welville , at Battle Creek , eccentric rich Dr . John Harvey Kellogg runs a stylish health farm for the wealthy , an idea ahead of his time , based on extreme vegetarianism , neither sex , masturbation or even sensual stimulation , but laughing therapy and purging the ' polluted ' body , mainly by exercises , often ... |
538,822 | 3,717,154 | 449,089 | 3 | fire in the hole . . . . | Bob Munro is stressed , feeling threatened of losing his job and his lifestyle , since his abusive boss has just hired Stanford geek Laird to work in their soda's company . Bob has promised his wife , his teenage daughter and his young son to spend vacation in Hawaii , but Todd demands him to prepare a presentation and... |
538,096 | 3,717,154 | 449,061 | 3 | there's no need to freak out . . . . . | no the film is not about the city , it's the name of Jessica Biels character , in this supposed ' drugs are bad ' morale movie . Chris Evans meets Jason Statham and his hair on the way to try and win his girlfriend back . after doing a lines of angel dust , Statham , his hair and Evans go to her leaving party so Evans ... |
538,987 | 3,717,154 | 804,552 | 3 | the selfish gene . . . | A series of deaths have started occurring in New York ; Some are being found mutilated while others have an equation wÎ " z = Cov ( w , z ) = Ã ? wzVz carved onto their skin . As police investigate they discover each victim was forced to choose between sacrificing their own life or a loved ones ' life . Before long it ... |
538,247 | 3,717,154 | 1,233,571 | 3 | the art of what ? . . . | When Agent Neil Shaw comes out of hiding to vindicate his former mentor's murder , he winds up on the trail of betrayal and lethal corruption . Under the charge of his friend and a senatorial candidate , his mission is to set things straight . But when more people turn up dead , Shaw realises that he's been set up as b... |
538,137 | 3,717,154 | 89,173 | 3 | it's . . . . showtime . . . . | The fifth installment of this franchise monster , is actually a lot worse than Jason goes to hell , probably due to the fact that Jason isn't even in the film . this focuses more on tommy , the kid from part four , who snuffed Jason once and for all . we see him years later going to a ' nuthouse ' with other troubled k... |
538,850 | 3,717,154 | 416,449 | 3 | SPARTANS ! ! ! ! ! my beard is the hairiest of all . . . . . . . . . . | When the ambitious King Xerxes of Persia invades Greece with his huge army to extend his vast slave empire , the brave Ling Leonidas brings his personal body guard army composed of three hundred warriors to defend the passage of Thermopylae , the only way by land to reach Greece . Using courage and the great battle ski... |
538,580 | 3,717,154 | 430,308 | 3 | love will get you killed . . . . | another rapper , another vanity project . this time it's 50 cent ( or 28 pence if you're English ) who decides the world should see his rise from rags to riches . OK , his mom was a drug dealer who was killed and he decided to carry on the family tradition . this film is one cliché after another . ripping off ( better ... |
538,922 | 3,717,154 | 467,197 | 3 | Wahlberg does 2-dimensional , one dimensionally . . . . . . | There is on line in the movie ' everyone is gonna get a medal for this ' , just after one of the movies more satisfying set pieces . Oh sweet irony . based on the very popular game of the same name , this features Marky Mark , playing uber - moody , very badly . he's a man on a mission , that old niggling mission where... |
538,562 | 3,717,154 | 113,755 | 3 | i had a squirrel named numb nuts . . . . . | Ben Archer is not happy . His mother , Sandy , has just met a man , and it looks like things are pretty serious . Driven by a fear of abandonment , Ben tries anything and everything to ruin the " love bubble " which surrounds his mom . However , after Ben and Jack's experiences in the Indian Guides , the two become muc... |
538,954 | 3,717,154 | 461,703 | 3 | if i turn , shoot me . . . . . hey , shoot me anyway ! ! ! | Two packs of werewolves , divided by principles are signalled by the moon of the coming of an ancient prophecy . A small boy named Timothy approaches his 13th birthday , unaware this marks the time of his transformation . Timothy has been raised by his mother Rachel , his grandmother , his Uncle Jonas , his cousin Kath... |
538,491 | 3,717,154 | 443,496 | 3 | let off some steam why don't you ! ! ! | A man in a suit at a Manhattan firm leaves work on Friday ; he looks unhappy . He stops at a fortune teller's for a Tarot reading : " You are not where you belong , " she tells him . That evening he quits his marriage and walks the streets of New York , passing from a classy bar to a gentleman's club , then to a high-c... |
538,110 | 3,717,154 | 393,635 | 3 | i saw a trucker , half a trucker ! ! ! ! | reeker is another in a long line of movies , featuring a group of college kids against a mysterious being / monster / murderer . although i am a huge fan of this genre , and have been since the advent of Halloween , i feel that this film tries to be too clever for it's own good . after stealing a number of ecstasy tabl... |
538,848 | 3,717,154 | 477,051 | 3 | how you doin ' ? . . . . | Eddie Murphy goes for multiple characters again in this so called ' comedy ' . Murphy plays the titular character , who is a very unlucky man from the moment he is born , he is raised in an orphanage come restaurant , and meets Kate another orphan . when Kate leaves the orphanage , Norbit is left alone and soon makes f... |
538,676 | 3,717,154 | 901,476 | 3 | i'd be sleeping with one eye open . . . | bride wars is a disaster . not a disaster in epic or date movie aspects , but i was expecting so much more from the two leads , who can really put in a good performance when they want to . the premise sounds enjoyable enough . best friends since childhood , the two characters fall out when they cannot have their dream ... |
538,678 | 3,717,154 | 1,139,668 | 3 | Comissioner Gordon , will you do an Exorcism ? | Casey Beldon is plagued by merciless dreams , visions of strange looking dogs , and an evil child with bright blue eyes . After being hit with a mirror by her neighbour's son , Casey's eyes begin to change colour and she learns she had a twin brother who died in the womb . Casey begins to suspect that the spirit haunti... |
538,500 | 3,717,154 | 259,822 | 3 | disappointing . . | In a dangerous neighbourhood in New York City , Kat and her brutal smalltime criminal boyfriend Big Al sell pistols and revolvers on the streets and deal stolen goods . Kat is addicted in having sex with Al and dreams on moving to the beach and start a new life . When the jealous and abusive Al beats her , the social a... |
538,574 | 3,717,154 | 383,222 | 3 | can i see your teeth . . . . | Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania . When she escapes , she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father . In her journey for revenge , she meets Vladimir and Seb... |
539,067 | 3,717,154 | 383,216 | 3 | this case is closed | When the coach of the France soccer team is killed by a poisoned dart in the stadium in the end of a game , and his expensive and huge ring with the diamond Pink Panther disappears , the ambitious Chief Insp . Dreyfus assigns the worst police inspector Jacques Clouseau to the case . His intention is to give a diversion... |
538,075 | 3,717,154 | 66,808 | 3 | you have a chance to die for freedom ! ! | fielding Marshall is a consumer products tester who is fed up with his mundane life . he has only spent three days in college and his parents are pressurising him to become a surgeon . he meets Nancy who is an activist of sorts and immediately falls in love with her . they see each other for a while , thanks to Fieldin... |
538,606 | 3,717,154 | 318,081 | 3 | hmmmmmmmm | now i knew when i bought ( yes , bought ) this movie that it was going to be bad . not this bad though , maybe Hudson hawk bad , but no where near this bad . i cannot begin to believe that this was once a contender for a summer blockbuster , this has a straight to DVD quality about it from the very upstart . what is it... |
538,723 | 3,717,154 | 114,852 | 3 | emotion is irrelevant . . . . | An American village is visited by some unknown life form which leaves the women of the village pregnant . Nine months later , the babies are born , and they all look normal ( apart from Jerry Springer wigs and an anaemic look about them ) , but it doesn't take the " parents " long to realise that the kids are not human... |
538,748 | 3,717,154 | 70,694 | 3 | wait in the car . . . | Wilford Butler returns home on Christmas Eve and his house had been turned into a mental institution for the criminally insane . But the day of his return , he is set on fire and dies . The towns people believe his death was an accident , and the institution-house is later closed down . Wilford leaves the house to his ... |
538,070 | 3,717,154 | 359,078 | 3 | very unbritish ' comedy ' | from the point of this film , Winston Churchill was an American GI who saved england from Hitler overtaking it , and while all this was happening , fell in love with queen Elizabeth and had a child together . well there isn't much to say about the story of this film as it makes no sense whatsoever . are we supposed to ... |
538,276 | 3,717,154 | 388,419 | 4 | we skip Christmas ! | the Kranks are a family whose daughter leaves for the peace core , so with no daughter , they decide not to celebrate Christmas , in fact to skip it and not even send greeting cards and to go on a cruise . this irks the neighbourhood who try their utmost to get them into the festivities . hilarity does not ensue . . . ... |
538,628 | 3,717,154 | 95,626 | 4 | a below par effort from Cannon and Bronson . . . | Wifes and children of the Mormon Orville Beecham become victims of a massacre in his own house . The police believes the crime had a religious motive . Orville doesn't give any comment on the case , is taken into protective custody . Journalist Smith persuades him to help him in the investigation , and finds out about ... |
538,376 | 3,717,154 | 382,625 | 4 | an insult to the book | i had read the reviews , saw the backlash at Cannes and was even disappointed a little by the trailer . i still gave it a go , boy is this the most disappointing movie so far this year . the editing is hideous and so is the cinematography . in some scenes the film looks unbelievably cheap , such as the scene where lang... |
538,526 | 3,717,154 | 455,362 | 4 | average . . . | When bad boy John inherits an isolated house in an island , he invites his brother and student of veterinary Matt and his girlfriend Nikki together with their friends Sara and Noah to fly with him in his hydroplane and spend a couple of days having good time in the place . Later Sara is attacked by a dog and they recal... |
538,787 | 3,717,154 | 493,430 | 4 | rectal bleeding . . . . . | the boys are back again in this sequel which is four years after the first instalment . the first was hilarious , really bought the crowd together in the theatre and was a movie event . this movie isn't , it feels like it's just an excuse for Knoxville to get some credibility after the dukes of hazzard . the same mangl... |
538,890 | 3,717,154 | 493,424 | 4 | i'm glad you recognised my voice . . . | Marshall Lawson loses his strike-team in a cold-blooded and seemingly random attack . After this he takes it upon himself to investigate the suspicious circumstances of the brutal killings . Soon he uncovers CTX Majestic , a covert military operation so secret , that now the military wants Marshall eliminated . Resolut... |
538,248 | 3,717,154 | 1,099,212 | 4 | how long have you been seventeen ? . . . . | Isabella Swan moves to gloomy Forks to live with her father . As she starts her junior year in high school she becomes fascinated by Edward Cullen who holds a dark secret which is only known by his family . Edward falls in love with Bella as well but knows the further they progress in their relationship the more he is ... |
538,869 | 3,717,154 | 87,727 | 4 | who am i trying to impress , senator ? ? ? | Braddock , a man who was a POW in Vietnam , who just recently came back , is asked by an American delegation to go to Vietnam to see if there are any POW's there . When he arrives the General in charge makes some disparaging remarks to Braddock and they accuse him of crimes against them . Braddock later goes to the Gen... |
538,536 | 3,717,154 | 409,904 | 4 | give me the chalk . . | Anton continues to fight the forces of Darkness while simultaneously attempting to find and save his son from the clutches of those same forces . But when Dark Others start mysteriously being killed , and Anton is framed for their murders , he must put that goal on hold and try to escape the Day Watch that is looking f... |
538,305 | 3,717,154 | 290,747 | 4 | something is out there waiting . . . . | hooray , another month another marvel adaptation . having never really come across man-thing before , i didn't know what to expect . i've seen a couple of other Leonard films ( lawnmower man and Virtuosity ) and quite liked them , and i thought the trailer rocked , so why not give it a go ? . . how wrong was i . first ... |
538,537 | 3,717,154 | 897,361 | 4 | whats your social security number ? | Aubrey Fleming is a regular high school student with friends and family . One night , she unexpectedly disappears . Two weeks later she is found unconscious in the middle of the woods . When spoken to , her loved ones realise she has forgotten her identity and the personality living in her body is Dakota Moss , a chara... |
538,226 | 3,717,154 | 427,229 | 4 | deception are poisonous , like margarine . . . | Tripp is a thirty-five years old bachelor man that still lives with his parents , Al and Sue . Al and Sue hire the manipulative interventionist Paula to play Tripp's girlfriend and seduce him , convincing Tripp to move out of their home . Paula and Tripp fall for each other , but Tripp's best friends Ace and Demo accid... |
538,930 | 3,717,154 | 963,794 | 4 | we're being kept here to die . . . . | While on vacation in a resort in Mexico , Americans Jeff , his girlfriend Amy , her best friend Stacy and her boyfriend Eric befriend German Mathias in the swimming pool . Mathias invites the group to visit the ruins of a Mayan temple with his Greek friend Dimitri in an archaeological field where his brother Henrich an... |
538,883 | 3,717,154 | 486,051 | 4 | loses steam after the first act . . | During Christmas break , a young woman catches a ride home from a stranger she meets through a college ride board . Racing to beat a severe winter storm , the two young travellers take a shortcut down a remote country road , only to find themselves forced into a snow bank by a mysterious vehicle that engages them in a ... |
538,433 | 3,717,154 | 360,009 | 4 | you don't fake DNA . . . | In the US-government's special ops , Scott is a shooter , not a planner , doing the job without regard to quaint or obsolete convention . When a Harvard undergrad goes missing ( the daughter of a US leader ) , it's Scott who applies the pressure , first to her boyfriend , then to a madam whose cat-house is the initial ... |
539,133 | 3,717,154 | 463,873 | 4 | cut the chicken into quarters . . . . . . | The space race has been dominated for decades by two rival superpowers , but just when they thought they were alone , a new force has arrived . Britain has developed an amazing space exploration buggy that might solve the planets energy problems . But will Britain's greatest achievement become one conman's finest hour ... |
538,148 | 3,717,154 | 408,828 | 4 | this film cannot decide what genre it is . . . . . | Jason Biggs stars as a soldier who has been mistakingly been shipped to Greenland where people think he is someone else , and the camp is lead by an out and out wacko , played by Jeremy Northam . but is the film supposed to be a witty parody , a thriller , or a drama . the film goes from funny in one instance , into se... |
539,104 | 3,717,154 | 831,887 | 4 | toilets are funny . . . . . | Down these mean streets a man must come . A hero born , murdered , and born again . When a Rookie cop named Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit , a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces from the shadows of Central City . The Octopus kills anyone unfortunate enough to see his face who has ot... |
538,809 | 3,717,154 | 463,985 | 4 | it's not the ride , it's the rider . . . . . | Sean Boswell , who has always been an outsider , A loner at school , his only connection to the indifferent world around him is through illegal street racing - - which has made him particularly unpopular with the local authorities . To avoid jail time , Sean is sent out of the country to live with his Farther in the mi... |
538,077 | 3,717,154 | 369,226 | 4 | i carry enough baggage for the both of us . | the film starts twenty two years ago with Professer Hudgens trying to convince Sister Clara to let him have the twenty children living at her orphanage . one of them escapes . flash forward to the present and Edward Carnby is a paranormal investigator who trying to retrieve artifacts of importance before they fall into... |
539,078 | 3,717,154 | 345,461 | 4 | i don't get too many second dates . . . . . . | somewhere in this movie , there is a story , but it is not very strong and very confusing . . . Sonni Griffith is a secret government agent , who is assigned to protect a woman who's husband has been killed . over on the other side of the story , there is an owner of a soccer team who wants his team to win a match to e... |
538,882 | 3,717,154 | 373,883 | 4 | was that the boogeyman ? . . . | Fifteen years ago a small six year old boy called Michael Myers brutally slashed his elder sister to death . Locked up till his 21st birthday , he escapes the mental institution that held him for fifteen years and makes his way back to his hometown intent on a murderous rampage pursued by Dr Sam Loomis who is Michael's... |
538,732 | 3,717,154 | 402,022 | 4 | i cloned everybody . . . . . . | The year is 2415 . 400 years after a virus wiped out half of the world's population , the people that survived the virus now live in Bragna , a fortified city that is surrounded by a wall isolating the people from the virus infested rest of the world . Living in Bragna City , Aeon Flux , is a mysterious female assassin... |
538,625 | 3,717,154 | 445,934 | 4 | i'll get inside your face . . . . | this film had a lot going for it . Will Ferrall and Jon heder in a film about male figure skaters . what could go wrong ? this could have been this years Dodgeball , but it ends up as a movie that you should dodge . the leads play skaters who have been disqualified from singles skating , and meet up three years later a... |
538,667 | 3,717,154 | 77,234 | 4 | she tried to sit on my lap , whilst i was standing up . . . . | Philip Marlowe is asked by the elderly ( and near death ) General Sternwood to investigate an attempt at blackmail on one of his daughters . He soon finds that the attempt is half hearted at best and seems to be more connected with the disappearance of the other daughter's husband , Rusty Regan . Rusty's wife , seems u... |
538,824 | 3,717,154 | 758,766 | 4 | my face is in the butter . . . . | Hugh Grant stars as a washed up eighties star ala Andrew Ridgley from Wham , who gets a chance to write a song for the biggest name in pop at the moment . the problem is , he hasn't written a song for over ten years and isn't really polished up for writing a song . thank heavens that Drew Barrymore is watering his plan... |
538,942 | 3,717,154 | 293,564 | 4 | don't move , or i will shoot you and the temptations . . . . | in Hollywood , the rule of thumb is that if a high profile movie does well , then a sequel should be made , and if you are going to make a sequel , it should be better than the first because everybody likes trilogies don't they ? well in the case of the Rush hour franchise , the first one did very wheel , but the secon... |
538,474 | 3,717,154 | 362,120 | 4 | there goes that duck again . . . . | in the ever successful franchise , the Zucker brothers decide to parody / spoof films such as . the grudge saw saw II brokeback mountain war of the worlds million dollar baby the amityville horror the village , and various other older films . again Anna Farris is the heroine and Craig bierko plays tom cruises character... |
539,001 | 3,717,154 | 892,899 | 4 | it's just a muzzle flare . . . . . | In a town ravaged by war , a mysterious businessman hires an ex-marine to assemble a crack team of ex-soldiers to protect him on a dangerous journey into no-man's land . To this gang of hardened warriors , battle-worn veterans and borderline criminals killing is just a job - and one they enjoy . Their mission - to scop... |
538,172 | 3,717,154 | 365,737 | 4 | how much for my other kid ? ? | A missile disappears in Iran , but the CIA has other problems : the heir to an Emirate gives an oil contract to China , cutting out a US company that promptly fires its immigrant workers and merges with a small firm that has landed a Kazakhstani oil contract . The Department of Justice suspects bribery , and the oil co... |
538,728 | 3,717,154 | 367,631 | 4 | shes THE D . E . B . ! ! ! | Recruited by the U . S . government for their unique ability to lie , cheat and fight , Amy , Max , Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D . E . B . S . Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission - to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond , the deadlie... |
538,753 | 3,717,154 | 892,047 | 4 | Eve . . . we broke up . . | Kim and her boyfriend Matt have just broken up , but they travel together to a cottage nearby a lake to spend the weekend with their friends Eve , Dash and his wife Amber and Baker and his new girlfriend Lily . The atmosphere becomes heavy with the situation between Kim and Matt , and one of them suggests them to play ... |
538,312 | 3,717,154 | 454,082 | 4 | everybody should be home for Christmas . . . | The movie tells the story about Billy , a young boy who was abused by his mother as a child . While his mother was cheating on Billy's father , she eventually killed his father and kept Billy in the attic - for good , while she was with her lover and starting a " new " family . As Billy's mother fell pregnant with a da... |
538,199 | 3,717,154 | 335,121 | 4 | dad , did i die ? . . . | Paul and Jessie Duncan are you r average middle class family . they have a son Adam who is very happy with his life and is celebrating his birthday . the next day whilst buying a pair of sneakers , Adam is killed when he is hit by a car and of course the Duncans are devastated . Whilst sorting the funeral arrangements ... |
538,331 | 3,717,154 | 800,039 | 4 | are those sad tissues , or happy tissues ? . . . | the film is one of the new ' gross out comedies , that doesn't really want to be gross out , as it hasn't got many gross out bits in it , but it's trying to be a little like porky's and animal house , but is more like American pie for adults , with a bit more maturity in it ' movies that has been released in the last c... |
538,361 | 3,717,154 | 926,129 | 4 | which one of you women is my date tonight ? . . . | Donnas senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life , one of magic , beauty , and love . Surrounded by her best friends , she should be safe from the horrors of her past . But when the night turns from magic to murder there is only one man who could be responsible , the man she thought was gone forever . No... |
538,220 | 3,717,154 | 469,916 | 4 | i just like to kill monkeys . . . . . | after the mysterious death of the scientist Dr . Devin Villiers , Detective Frank Turner and his partner Det . Lisa Martinez are assigned to protect Devin's colleague Dr . Maggie Dalton . Lisa is killed while protecting Maggie , and Frank presses her to tell what is happening . She discloses that a veteran soldier call... |
538,790 | 3,717,154 | 430,912 | 4 | you enjoy being in control . like me . . . | Catherine Tramell is back again in the thick of it but this time she brings a muddled plot with her . After driving her car at a speed of 110 mph whilst getting it on with football star Kevin Franks , Trammel manages to crash her car into the ( maybe ) Thames , without anyone seeing her or hearing the incident . after ... |
538,228 | 3,717,154 | 348,333 | 4 | welcome to the thunderdome . . . . | a day in the life of the employees of the restaurant known as ' shenaniganz ' , hilarity most certainly does not ensue when we see them work , talk , and get up to all sorts of ' shenanigans ' . . . it did have a lot of promise . the story was there , the cast were very well cast , it's just that the execution of the w... |
538,524 | 3,717,154 | 374,563 | 4 | you're mine now . . . | A model is drugged , kidnapped and subject to harrowing torture in a cell of horrors in this spine chilling horror thriller . Jennifer is young , beautiful and famous . Everybody knows her name and her popularity brings her everything she wants in life , but one mans jealousy lures Jennifer to a dimension in torture wh... |
538,773 | 3,717,154 | 339,840 | 4 | very poor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . in the words of vic reeves | the cover of the DVD said ' in the same vain as bad taste and shaun of the dead ' . i love both these movies so i thought what the hell i'll pay fifteen pounds for this . . . . . . . . . . . what a mistake for starters it makes no sense whatsoever , on the making of the director said it took him two and a half years to... |
538,664 | 3,717,154 | 405,676 | 4 | what is my weakness ? | In the 50's , in Louisiana , the smart populist , manipulative and wolf hick Willie Stark is elected governor with the support of the lower social classes . He joins a team composed of his bodyguard and friend Sugar Boy ; the journalist from an aristocratic family Jack Burden ; lobbyist Tiny Duffy ; and his mistress Sa... |
539,038 | 3,717,154 | 462,465 | 5 | the ending is up to you . . . . | saw this just out of curiosity , and i must say , i wasn't that overwhelmed by the whole movie . the special effects are okay , but it's the whole story and narrative that lacks any sort of imagination or originality . part ' the 13th warrior ' , part ' pathfinder ' , part ' beowulf ' , and part ' aliens v predator ' (... |
538,288 | 3,717,154 | 436,058 | 5 | bite my nuts and call me Skippy | Matt stifler is the brother of Steve stifler , the main protagonist of the original trilogy . he is up to his brothers old tricks , and trying to carry the flame that his brother had when he was at school . but his pranks have backfired on him this time having ruined a band recital he is ordered to go to band camp , th... |
539,042 | 3,717,154 | 318,497 | 5 | stab-wounds , snowed in and psychos wasn't on my syllabus . . | Tim plans to spend his 21st birthday at his Scottish estate with eight of his closest friends . Amongst the excitement of rediscovering old friendships , no one minds that a snowstorm has cut them off from the rest of the outside world . Everything is set for the perfect weekend , until one of the guests stumbles acros... |
538,333 | 3,717,154 | 1,059,786 | 5 | desertion is not an option . . . . . | in this remake of Enemy of the State , and a celebration of the average Bruckheimer movie , Eagle eye tells the tale of Jerry shaw , an average guy who has just found out that his twin brother has passed away ( see also , Maximum risk , Bad company ) . when he comes back from the the funeral , he finds that he has had ... |
538,794 | 3,717,154 | 314,676 | 5 | there's always a dame . . . . . | Dan Dark is hospitalised with crippling psoriasis , and starts to believe that the world that he has invented in his novel ' the singing detective ' is alive and present in his world . suffering from acute psychosis , Dan starts to believe that his estranged wife is plotting against him . medical staff at the hospital ... |
538,104 | 3,717,154 | 382,628 | 5 | there's water everywhere ! she can't be here ! | in 2002 , Hideo Nakata made an excellent psychological horror to rival one of his first films ' ringu ' . his movie had emotion depth , believable characters and the most important thing in this genre , shocking surreal images . fast forward to 2005 and we have the bloated remake . even if i had not seen the original ,... |
538,919 | 3,717,154 | 433,400 | 5 | you'll always be fat to me . | the film starts in 1995 , and Chris Brander is about to graduate from high school . He is in love with his best friend Jamie , but she insists that the friendship is totally platonic . at the graduation party , Chris tries to declare his undying love to Jamie , but his yearbook gets mixed up with one of the high school... |
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