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538,654 | 3,717,154 | 443,453 | 7 | whats up vanilla face ? ? ? | Kazakhstani TV personality Borat is dispatched to the United States to report on the " greatest country in the world . " after watching ' baywatch ' in his hotel room , Borat becomes more interested in locating and marrying Pamela Anderson than on his assignment , and meets weird and ( sometimes wonderful ) people on h... |
538,658 | 3,717,154 | 80,907 | 7 | i'm getting too old for this . . . . . | In order to track down bail jumpers , Ralph ' Papa ' Thorson goes on a series of routine and not-so-routine searches . Sometimes he takes down his bounty easily . At other times , he's forced to extreme measures which result in the injury or death of the bounty . And then again , there are other moments when his own li... |
538,479 | 3,717,154 | 107,711 | 7 | strike three , you're out ! ! ! | after a daring escape from a prison bus , Sam finds refuge in the woods with a tent he bought . one night he gets hungry for a steak , but he already has the steak , but no condiment ! ! instead of going to the local store to buy some , he breaks into Clydies house to borrow it . luckily foe her Sam is now able to prot... |
538,620 | 3,717,154 | 317,910 | 7 | nobody understands what is out there . . . . . | Robert S . McNamara discusses his experiences and lessons learned during his tenure as Secretary of Defense under John Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson . He talks about his work as a bombing statistician during World War II , his brief tenure as president of Ford Motor Company , and the Kennedy administration's triumph durin... |
538,601 | 3,717,154 | 317,919 | 7 | a sequel that surpasses the previous 2 . expect the impossible . | let's get the cringe worthy moments out of the way . . . . 1 . cruise escaping the IMF HQ to to we are family by sister sledge2 . cruises disguise whilst getting a plane to shanghai . the saint would be proud ! 3 . cruises impression of Stallone in cliffhanger when jumping over the hole on the bridge . look at them jow... |
539,037 | 3,717,154 | 423,505 | 7 | the human torch was denied a bank loan | While Ron Burgundy's rivalry with Veronica Corningstone continues , a group of unprofessional thieves better known as ' The Alarm Clock ' try to make the truth known , whatever that may be . . . everyone knows that this movie is compiled of alternate takes and deleted scenes from the original movie , but in a silly way... |
538,808 | 3,717,154 | 402,399 | 7 | conscience is a nuisance . . . . . | In the beginning of the Seventeenth Century , along the English colonisation of North America , Captain John Smith leaves the Jamestown fort to explore another area and trade with the Indians , but he is captured . The princess Pocahontas asks her father to spare Captain Smith's life and they fall in love for each othe... |
538,217 | 3,717,154 | 100,029 | 7 | wrong bet ! ! ! ! | this is another cracker from the van damme factory . he plays Leon a legionnaire who goes AWOL after discovering his brothers fate . to help his sister-in-law he decides to compete in unarmed underground street fights . this is where the similarities to bloodsport are , the animated over the top opponents , the repeate... |
538,689 | 3,717,154 | 371,724 | 7 | so long and thanks for all the fish . . . . . | Arthur Dent is a British everyman . When he finally meets his perfect woman he balks at her request to go some place and she is then stolen away from him by a man claiming to have his own spaceship arrives at the party . Arthur next finds that his home is to be demolished for a bypass . He thinks it is only his house ,... |
538,621 | 3,717,154 | 486,822 | 7 | operation stupid is officially over . . . | After his father's death , Kale Brecht becomes sullen , withdrawn , and troubled - - so much so that he finds himself under a court-ordered sentence of house arrest after a run in with the law . His mother , Julie , works night and day to support herself and her son , only to be met with indifference and lethargy . The... |
539,055 | 3,717,154 | 432,402 | 7 | i sing what i see . . . . . | A beautiful , wealthy young party girl drops out of Radcliffe in 1965 and heads to New York to become Holly Golightly . When she meets a hungry young artist named Andy Warhol , he promises to make her the star she always wanted to be . And like a super nova she explodes on the New York scene only to find herself slowly... |
538,328 | 3,717,154 | 164,052 | 7 | coffee and twinkies . . . | After years of experimentation , brilliant but arrogant scientist Sebastian Caine has discovered a way to make matter invisible . Determined to achieve the ultimate breakthrough , Caine pushes his team to move to the next phase - using himself as the subject . The test is a success , but when the process can't be rever... |
538,459 | 3,717,154 | 443,473 | 7 | it was blocking my sun . . . . | The Condemned tells the story of Joe Conrad , who is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison . He is " purchased " by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world , with freedom ... |
538,965 | 3,717,154 | 92,585 | 7 | don't call me ma'am . . . . | Jay Killon is the bodyguard of the recently elected US president , but he is assigned to the first lady ( Lara Royce ) . Lara hates Killon so she does all she can to escape . The story complicates when someone tries to kill Lara . . . another quickly produced and cheaply made production from the Cannon group , but it s... |
538,295 | 3,717,154 | 401,445 | 7 | i'm too busy to ignore you . . . | After years of no contact with his Uncle Henry , London banker and bond trader Max Skinner learns that Henry has died intestate , so Max inherits a château and vineyard in Provence . Max spent part of his childhood there , learning maxims and how to win and lose , and honing his killer instinct ( at chess , which serve... |
538,715 | 3,717,154 | 120,873 | 7 | 27 stitches is ' so what ' . . . . | Mark J . Sheridan was in New York working for his agency to try to find out what the Chinese intelligence is planning . But , out of defending himself , he killed 2 Agents trying to find a mole in the agency . So , he flees to escape from his agency who suspects him of cold blooded murder and espionage . While sufferin... |
538,581 | 3,717,154 | 117,011 | 7 | Ringo lam , helps van damme ! ! | Alain has discovered he has a brother who has just been killed in a bizarre moped accident / hit . the twin was being chased by the shady government officials who were aware of him having a list that implicated them to the Russian mob . on investigating his brothers death , Alain gets mistaken for his brother and enter... |
538,865 | 3,717,154 | 90,859 | 7 | i don't shop here . . . . | A gang of neo-fascist thugs , led by the self-proclaimed ' Night Slasher ' , are breaking into people's homes & cars , then killing them at random . When of of these thugs holds up a food store & takes hostages , Lt . Marian Cobretti - an intense , take-no-prisoners cop , is brought onto the scene to end the hostage-ta... |
539,062 | 3,717,154 | 387,877 | 7 | she was always in the middle , but never between us . . . . | The Black Dahlia is set in 1940s Los Angeles . Two cops , Bucky Bleichert and his partner , Lee Blanchard , investigate the death of Elizabeth Short , a young woman found brutally murdered . Bucky soon realises that his girlfriend had ties to the deceased , and soon after that , he begins uncovering corruption and cons... |
538,245 | 3,717,154 | 116,996 | 7 | he just made the international sign of the doughnut . . . . | President James Dale of the United States and his right-hand man , Jerry Ross discover that an army of Martian UFOs are hovering around the Earth , and everyone has a different response . Some , like Texan alcohol dealer Art Land and slimy nesman Jason Black , just want to make a profit out of it . Others , such as TV ... |
538,733 | 3,717,154 | 817,538 | 7 | you're siamese queers . . . . | On their first day of high school , two boys , Ryan and Wade , are embarrassed by the fact that they happen to wear the same shirt . Wade sticks up for a smaller fellow geek , Emit Oosterhaus , who is being shoved into a locker by bullies Filkins and Ronnie . As a result the violent bullies Filkins and Ronnie terrorise... |
538,335 | 3,717,154 | 805,576 | 7 | she thought she was on candid camera . . . | Örn's daughter is dead because of a rare genetic disease . By this time Erlendur has to find Holdeberg's killer . He has to find out what happened 30 years ago and to connect it with his case and he has another problem . . . His relationships with his daughter . . despite the subject content about rape , and in a subli... |
538,953 | 3,717,154 | 82,085 | 7 | i didn't hire her for her scream . . | This stylish Brian DePalma thriller plays off the theme of the unsuspecting witness who discovers a crime and is thereby put in grave danger , but with a novel twist . Jack is a sound-man who works on " Grade-B " horror movies . Late one evening , he is " sampling " sounds for use on his movies , when he hears somethin... |
538,456 | 3,717,154 | 478,311 | 7 | you look like Robin Williams ' knuckle . . . | Slobby Ben and up and coming career girl Alison meet at a bar , and end up having a one night stand . Eight weeks later , Ben is shocked when Alison meets him and reveals that she is pregnant . Despite having little in common , the two decide that they have to at least try to make some kind of relationship work for the... |
538,763 | 3,717,154 | 105,636 | 7 | ain't nobody king of the street ! ! | Two Arkansas firemen , Vince and Don , get hold of a map that leads to a cache of stolen gold in an abandoned factory in East St . Louis . What they don't know is that the factory is in the turf of a local gang , who come by to execute one of their enemies . Vince sees the shooting , the gang spots Vince , and extended... |
538,215 | 3,717,154 | 101,764 | 7 | van dammes foray into the big time . . | this is it . a van damme film with a proper story and lo and behold twice the van damage ! ! OK most cynics will say ' it's just another poor martial arts film ' , but i have two things to say . 1 bolo is in it and he is a bad mo fo in this2 van damme fights himself in this and for 1991 that is some achievement ! ! cha... |
538,761 | 3,717,154 | 68,767 | 7 | why did you kill my teacher ? . . . . | Chen returns to the international compound of China only to learn of his beloved teacher's death . This is compounded by the continual racist harassment by the Japanese population in the area . Unlike his friends , he confronts it head on with his mastery of martial arts while investigating his teacher's murder . just ... |
538,059 | 3,717,154 | 120,907 | 7 | is this still part of the game ? . . . | Allegra Geller , the leading game designer in the world , is testing her new virtual reality game , eXistenZ with a focus group . As they begin , she is attacked by a fanatic assassin employing a bizarre organic gun . She flees with a young marketing trainee , Ted Piko , who is suddenly assigned as her bodyguard . Unfo... |
538,633 | 3,717,154 | 79,714 | 7 | no ones driving that mother ! ! . . . . | Mike , a young teenage boy who has just lost his parents , is afraid to lose his brother . This fear causes him to follow his brother to a funeral , where Mike witnesses the Tall Man lift a coffin on his own . Mike decides to investigate and discovers a horrible world where the Tall Man , along with his flying spheres ... |
538,896 | 3,717,154 | 70,915 | 7 | the good , they die young . . . . . | Burt Reynolds stars as Gator McClusky , a convict who has just found out that his little brother has been killed by a sheriff because he didn't agree with his world views . released early to spy on moonshiners , Gator will stop at nothing to avenge his brother . . this is by far , one of the best Burt Reynolds movies o... |
538,068 | 3,717,154 | 486,946 | 7 | i maybe blew up their bar . . . . | Doug Madsen is in crisis , bored with his middle-class life and missing his reckless youth when he was known as the Golden Biker . aspirant writer Bobby Davis feels pressed by his wife and hates his job . shy geek computer analyst Dudley Frank is unsuccessful with women . wealthy Woody Stevens is married with a top-mod... |
538,327 | 3,717,154 | 954,981 | 7 | bang , bang ! ! . . . . | The incredible true story of how an orphaned Jamaican baby , adopted by an elderly white couple and brought up in an all white area of London , became one of the most feared and respected men in Britain . Cass grew up in a time before political correctness and was forced to endure racist bullying on a daily basis , unt... |
538,058 | 3,717,154 | 425,413 | 7 | the scrotal zone . . . . | Simon Pegg plays Dennis a chunky , clueless guy , who leaves his pregnant fiancée on their wedding day only to discover - - 5 years later - - that she is his one true love . But in order to win back her heart , he looks to finish his first marathon while making her realise her new man is the wrong guy for her . for all... |
539,118 | 3,717,154 | 97,240 | 7 | hope they can keep me alive . . . | Matt Dillon and Kelly Lynch play a heroin-driven Bonnie and Clyde , knocking over drugstores in the Pacific Northwest . Ultimately , they must dispose of the body of one of their crew , sneaking it out from a motel where a sheriffs ' convention is being held . a very well made but ultimately disturbing drama about para... |
538,158 | 3,717,154 | 110,374 | 7 | i want some white chocolate . . . . | Seven teenagers retreat to a country house for the weekend to make their epic , an impossibly ambitious Celtic fantasy . As the making of the video drifts from playful hilarity to argument , frustrated ambition and accusation , intimate details seep into the script and the gap between fact and fiction closes , foreshad... |
538,936 | 3,717,154 | 421,073 | 7 | how can you shoot a guy taking a dump ? | Tom Ludlow , a veteran LAPD Detective , works in a Special Vice Squad Unit in Los Angeles . Ludlow has been suffering from depression since his wife died . On top of that , his former partner , Detective Terrance Washington is murdered by two gang members . Ludlow goes on a wild and reckless quest through the mean stre... |
538,153 | 3,717,154 | 800,069 | 7 | i'm not sure god knows this place exists . . . . . | in the sequel to last years remake , we have more or less of the same . this time around we have a bunch of soldiers captained by their colonel to go and help some people in ' sector 16 ' . on finding that nearly all of the latter have been brutally killed , they start to plan their way off the treacherous hills of the... |
538,313 | 3,717,154 | 389,722 | 7 | wanna play with me now ? | This is the story of an isolated Alaskan town that is plunged into darkness for a month each year when the sun sinks below the horizon . As the last rays of light fade , the town is attacked by a bloodthirsty gang of vampires bent on an uninterrupted orgy of destruction . Only the small town's husband-and-wife Sheriff ... |
539,020 | 3,717,154 | 901,507 | 7 | you slaaaag , and other profanity . . . | Rise of the Footsoldier follows the inexorable rise of Carlton Leach from one of the most feared generals of the football terraces to becoming a member of a notorious gang of criminals who rampaged their way through London and Essex in the late eighties and early nineties . It is three decades of his life following him... |
538,395 | 3,717,154 | 92,857 | 7 | i was making a sandwich . . . . | the unluckiest man in the world is back on screen , and this time , he is taking his little step daughter with him , after failing to come back from an unconvincing cardiac arrest , following a lethal cocaine overdose . this obviously irks Bronson , so he starts to look for the bad guys , but this time he has an accomp... |
538,553 | 3,717,154 | 484,877 | 7 | i've killed a sow with my car . . . | Anderson is a man whose fiancée ' dies straight after he proposes to her . a year goes past and he still has not got over her and has made himself virtually a recluse . then one day while he is having breakfast in a diner , he sees Katie across the crowded diner , and when she comes over to him , he just proposes to he... |
538,944 | 3,717,154 | 343,818 | 7 | stop cussing , and go home . . . | 2035 , and the community now has the help of robots . These robots have three laws integrated into their system . One , they cannot harm a human being or , through inaction , allow a human being to come to harm . Two , they must do whatever they're told by a human being as long as such orders don't conflict with law on... |
538,637 | 3,717,154 | 105,527 | 7 | drink , Anne Drink ! ! ! ! . . . . | Alex is a vampire who has been alone for many a century . he yearns for his lost love Virginia and often reminisces about her . when a young girl by the name of Anne begins to work at the library where Alex reads , he cannot help but notice the stark resemblance to her and Virginia . they become friends , but Alex cann... |
538,388 | 3,717,154 | 86,393 | 7 | mouths closed , and ears open . . . | Wealthy businessman Ross Webster discovers the hidden talents of Gus Gorman , a mischievous computer genius . Ross decides to abuse his talents , in a way to help Webster with his plans for economic control . When the man of steel interferes , something must be done about him . When Gus ' synthetic Kryptonite fails to ... |
538,363 | 3,717,154 | 861,739 | 7 | do him , he's yours . . . . . | In 1997 , before the visit of the pope to Rio de Janeiro , Captain Nascimento from BOPE ( Special Police Operation Battalion ) is assigned to eliminate the risks of the drug dealers in a dangerous slum nearby where the pope intends to be lodged . Captain Nascimento is trying to find a man to replace him because his wif... |
538,094 | 3,717,154 | 489,270 | 7 | i wanna play a game . . . . | Jigsaw has disappeared . Now aided by his new apprentice Amanda , the puppet-master behind the cruel , intricate games that have terrified a community and baffled police has once again eluded capture and vanished . While city detectives scramble to locate him , Dr . Lynn Denlon is unaware that she is about to become th... |
538,598 | 3,717,154 | 465,203 | 7 | won't you play with us ? | Clementine is finishing her day of teaching the local kids French . On her way home she spots an abandoned vehicle beside the road . She continues on unaware of what happened to its occupants , a mother and her teenage daughter , the night before . Not that it matters , as tonight , along with her writer beau Lucas , s... |
538,704 | 3,717,154 | 1,046,163 | 7 | a two bagger . . . . | Tank is put to the ultimate friendship test when his best friend Dustin hires him to take his ex-girlfriend Alexis on a lousy date just to show her how great her former boyfriend is . When Alexis finds Tank more fascinating she decides that she wants Tank , and wants to take him to a wedding instead of Dustin . Dustin ... |
538,545 | 3,717,154 | 448,075 | 7 | the voices sound the same | robin williams stars in this movie , supposedly inspired by true events that occurred around 1991 . williams plays a night DJ , who befriends a fourteen year old boy after reading a novel , inspired by the boys life whilst being abused . the boy is sick , according to his guardian , and regularly attends hospital . whe... |
538,730 | 3,717,154 | 337,563 | 7 | it's thriller ! . . . . | After total humiliation at her thirteenth birthday party , Jenna Rink wants to just hide until she's thirty . Thanks to some wishing dust , Jenna's prayer has been answered . With a knockout body , a dream apartment , a fabulous wardrobe , an athlete boyfriend , a dream job , and superstar friends , this can't be a bet... |
538,976 | 3,717,154 | 469,623 | 7 | do you hear that expression being kissed by god ? | finally after what seems like eons ago , Berry gives a great performance alongside Del Toro in this very disturbing , but at the same time comforting movie . Del Toro acts Berry off the screen in what has to be one of his best performances to date , and the narration runs smoothly , even though we are treated to flashb... |
538,759 | 3,717,154 | 822,832 | 7 | daddy says her name is ' whoops ! ! ' . . . | After their wedding , newspaper writers John and Jennifer Grogan move to Florida . In an attempt to stall Jennifer's " biological clock " , John gives her a puppy . While the puppy Marley grows into a 100 pound dog , he loses none of his puppy energy or rambunctiousness . Meanwhile , Marley gains no self-discipline . M... |
538,860 | 3,717,154 | 99,423 | 7 | a sitting duck . . . . | New York cop John McClane is in the wrong place at the wrong time - this time he's waiting for his wife's plane to arrive at Washington's Dulles Airport when he uncovers a plot to sabotage the airport's landing system . The criminals wish to free a drug baron being extradited to America for trial by holding the airport... |
538,309 | 3,717,154 | 450,345 | 7 | step away from the bicycle . . . . . | Edward Malus gets a letter from his ex-girlfriend stating that her daughter is missing in the island of summersilse . Malus is currently on medication and receiving counselling , following a tragic accident in which he failed to rescue a young girl and her mother from a burning car , and keeps having recurring flashbac... |
538,766 | 3,717,154 | 857,265 | 7 | whats it all about ? | two extremely clever British men in a game of trickery and deceit . Andrew Wyke , an ageing famous author who lives alone in a high-tech mansion , after his wife Maggie has left him for a younger man . and Milo Tindle , an aspiring actor , equipped with charm and wit , who demonstrates both qualities once again . When ... |
538,409 | 3,717,154 | 99,399 | 7 | schools out . . . . | The despicable Ramon Cota has murdered an innocent mother and child and is exporting illegal drugs into the USA . When Colonel Scott McCoy and his sworn partner attempt to bring him to court , their efforts are all in vain , as he is let off virtually Scott free . Unable to contain his rage , Scott's buddy furiously la... |
539,111 | 3,717,154 | 172,156 | 7 | woosah . . . | Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett , who are part of the Miami PD's Tactical Narcotics Team ( TNT ) , still don't always get along , and now they're keeping secrets from each other . Mike's secret is that he's been seeing Marcus ' sister , Sydney " Syd " Burnett , a reported paper pusher for the DEA's New York office . Mar... |
538,184 | 3,717,154 | 112,401 | 7 | i just killed your brother . . . . | Robert Rath ( Sylvester Stallone ) is a seasoned hit-man who just wants out of the business with no back talk . But , as things go , it ain't so easy . A younger , peppier assassin named Bain ( Antonio Banderas ) is having a field day trying to kill said older assassin . Rath teams up with a computer hacker named Elect... |
538,722 | 3,717,154 | 82,350 | 7 | The warrior uses whatever is closest to hand . . . . . . | Sean Kane is forced to resign from the San Francisco Police Department's Narcotics Division when he goes berserk after his partner is murdered . He decides to fight alone and follows a trail of drug traffickers into unexpected high places . . . right important things out of the way first . Norris has no facial hair in ... |
538,757 | 3,717,154 | 397,892 | 7 | you're ' Be-Awesome ' . . . . . . . | Bolt , an American White Shepherd , has lived his whole life on the set of his action TV show , where he believes he has superpowers . When separated from the studio by accident , he meets a female alley cat named Mittens and a hamster named Rhino . Along the way , he learns that he doesn't have superpowers and that th... |
538,143 | 3,717,154 | 446,013 | 7 | you are the pathfinder . . . . | the film tells the story about Ghost , a child who was found by the original Pathfinder . years later , his village is attacked by his original families clan , and he takes a stand ( sound familiar ? ) . so begins a quest in torrential weather and conditions , which takes Ghosts abilities to the limits , and also Nispe... |
538,705 | 3,717,154 | 430,922 | 7 | oh Danny boy , Danny Danny Danny boy . . . | Danny and Wheeler are two salesmen who trash a company truck on an energy drink-fuelled bender . Upon their arrest , the court gives them a choice : do hard time or spend 150 hours with a mentor-ship program . After one day with the kids , however , jail doesn't look half bad . Once the centre's ex-con director gives t... |
539,092 | 3,717,154 | 72,926 | 7 | door or window , it's your choice . | Jonathan Hemlock is a college professor , but has a shady past as a hired assassin . the hits were known as ' sanctions ' and Hemlock is forced to come out of retirement due to a missing microfilm . his friend was killed carrying the microfilm and shady boss ' dragon ' promises Hemlock a lot of money and papers that wi... |
538,127 | 3,717,154 | 462,477 | 8 | Pierrepoint . . . | Spall plays Albert Pierrepoint , the most prolific hangman that Britain ever saw . we see him live his day to day life as a delivery man , and his darker side to his life as the hangman . when he gets asked to go to Germany to do his ' work ' there , he doesn't realise the amount of hangings he has to do . when he retu... |
538,183 | 3,717,154 | 480,249 | 8 | this is his legacy . . . . | Somehow immune , Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world . For three years , Neville has faithfully sent out daily radio messages , desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there . But he is not alone . Mutant victims of the plague - - The Infected - - l... |
539,060 | 3,717,154 | 89,927 | 8 | when he died , a part of me died . . . . | Heavyweight boxing champion Rocky Balboa accompanies Apollo Creed , who will be in a match against Ivan Drago , a Russian boxer who has been scientifically trained , using high tech equipment . When Drago kills Apollo in the match , Rocky blames himself for Apollo's death , and promises to get revenge on Drago in the r... |
538,201 | 3,717,154 | 102,915 | 8 | you have the right to remain dead . . . . | For 400 years , Japan has been home to a secret criminal organisation dedicated to its own supremacy in the underworld . Ruled by an ancient , arcane code of honour , the deadly Yakuza have been among the most feared members of society . Even today , they are immediately recognisable by the stunningly ornate tattoos th... |
538,368 | 3,717,154 | 110,678 | 8 | don't ever turn your back on me again . . . . | The year is 2022 , prison systems from all over the world are now run by private corporations and have become business . After being sentenced to life imprisonment for the murder of his commanding officer who ordered him to wipe out innocent people . Convicted soldier John Robbins is dumped on the prison island Absolom... |
538,303 | 3,717,154 | 147,612 | 8 | i am not a scab . . . . . | When a young woman rejects her current overweight suitor in a restaurant , he unexpectedly places a curse on her . The film then moves on to her sisters . One is a happily married woman with a psychiatrist husband and three kids . Unfortunately the husband develops an unnatural fascination for his 11 year old son's mal... |
538,142 | 3,717,154 | 462,538 | 8 | well worth the wait . . . | after almost twenty years of the t . v show , the movie finally hits theatres today . but was it worth the wait ? in church Abe Simpson has according to Homer ' a senior moment ' and talks gibberish about Springfield's impending doom . soon after this , the townsfolk realise that they are polluting the town too much ( ... |
538,103 | 3,717,154 | 202,559 | 8 | he's on the dole , he's a weirdo , and i just felt sorry for him . | this is a great film about friendship , and the struggles of being an adolescent . Meadows found a great talent when he discovered Paddy Considine an actor who's filmography is flawless . set in the midlands , this is a gritty movie with lots of comedy thrown in . it shows the struggle of being unemployed , trying to s... |
538,540 | 3,717,154 | 264,323 | 8 | pleasant valley : population 2001 . . . . . | Three college slackers , Anderson Lee , Cory Jones and Nelson Elliot , plan a good time away from their college by heading out to Daytona Beach for Spring Break . But along they way , they get detoured into the small , off-the-map , town of Pleasant Valley , Georgia , where they , along with three drifters , Joey , Kat... |
538,191 | 3,717,154 | 466,909 | 8 | did i scare you mommy ? | basically made because of the release date , this is a virtual reworking of Donners classic . we all know the story , Robert Thorn is a US ambassador whose wife has ' supposedly ' lost a child . a priest at the maternity unit offers Thorn another child whose mother had died at birth . Thorn accepts this as his wife is ... |
538,411 | 3,717,154 | 95,705 | 8 | i'm boiling a roast . . . . . . | Lieutenant Frank Drebin is of Police Squad , a division of the Los Angeles Police Department . Frank returns home to L . A from a vacation in Beirut , when his partner and best friend , Detective Nordberg is gunned down in a undercover operation , Frank's investigation into Nordberg's attempted murder leads Frank to be... |
539,138 | 3,717,154 | 493,450 | 8 | some of the crowd are on the pitch . . . . | this excellent comedy drama , sees the everyday life of one Jewish boy , turned upside down , when he finds out that his barmitzvah will take place on the same day as the 1966 world cup final . irked by this , he does all he can physically do to will England to lose . but thats not all his problems . for a start , peop... |
538,418 | 3,717,154 | 112,740 | 8 | the Kirby silver surfer is the only real silver surfer . . . Sir | Russian rebels have taken over one of the ICBM bases in the USSR . Alarmed by the prospect of a rebel strike , the U . S . sends the U . S . S . Alabama , a nuclear ballistic submarine , to watch over the base and retaliate in case they launch . While on patrol , the submarine is attacked and the radio systems are knoc... |
538,397 | 3,717,154 | 118,771 | 8 | you the fella lookin ' for his wife ? | Jeff and Amy Taylor are moving to California and must drive across the country . When they find themselves stranded in the middle of a desert with hardly anyone or anything around , their trip comes to a sudden halt . Amy had taken a ride with a friendly trucker to a small diner to call for help , but after a long time... |
538,819 | 3,717,154 | 384,680 | 8 | Clowns get hit with pies . . . . | Dave Spritz , is a man with a great job , a weather man who gets told what to say , for a huge amount of money every year . the only problem is his personal life isn't the best in the world . he gets fast food thrown at him on more or less a daily basis . he son is just out of rehab , and the local paedophile has his e... |
538,751 | 3,717,154 | 1,260,581 | 8 | clean out your office . . . | the second part of this amazing trilogy , stars Considine as a copper who is working on the case of the Yorkshire Ripper , but all the proceedings could have something to do with the shootings at the club in 1974 . this is probably a lot more harder to watch than the previous part , given the subject content , and alth... |
538,296 | 3,717,154 | 765,429 | 8 | Frank Lucas don't run away from anybody , baby . . . . | Nobody used to notice Frank Lucas , the quiet driver to one of the inner city's leading black crime bosses . But when his boss suddenly dies , Frank exploits the opening in the power structure to build his own empire and create his own version of the American Dream . Through ingenuity and a strict business ethic , he c... |
538,788 | 3,717,154 | 97,770 | 8 | i'm giving the guided tour . . . . . | Frank Leone is nearing the end of his prison term for a relatively minor crime . Just before he is paroled , however , Warden Drumgoole takes charge . Drumgoole was assigned to a hell-hole prison after his administration was publicly humiliated by Leone , and has now arrived on the scene to ensure that Leone never sees... |
538,617 | 3,717,154 | 1,172,571 | 8 | not easy to watch . . . | another British horror movie this year that really does pull no punches . the basic premise . . children start to become ill , go pale with dark circles around the eyes and start to off the yuppie types we all so love to hate when we see them in the street . who is to blame ? well let's blame the sassy teenage girl / j... |
538,970 | 3,717,154 | 93,428 | 8 | he met his waterloo . . . . . . | After Bond helps Russian officer Georgi Koskov make a daring defection to the West , the intelligence community is shocked when Koskov is abducted from his remote hiding place . Bond leaps into action , following a trail that leads to the gorgeous Kara , who plays Bond as easily as she plays her Stradivari cello . As t... |
538,886 | 3,717,154 | 93,437 | 8 | my own brother , a sht sucking vampire . . . . | Financial troubles force a recent divorcée and her teenage sons Mike and Sam to settle down with her father in the California town of Santa Carla . At first , Sam laughs off rumours he hears about vampires who inhabit the small town . But after Mike meets a beautiful girl at the local amusement park , he begins to exhi... |
538,862 | 3,717,154 | 106,582 | 8 | keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times . . . . | Whilst crossing a ledge , 4000 feet above the earth , Gabe's friend's equipment fails to work and she slips out of his hand , falling to the ground . Almost a year later , Gabe is asked to go back to the same mountain range and rescue a group of ' stranded ' people . The only catch is that these so called ' stranded ' ... |
538,063 | 3,717,154 | 120,784 | 8 | you were right not to trust me . . . | Val Resnick and Porter , two small time crooks , hit a Chinese gang together and manage to get $140 , 000 . But Resnick needs $130 , 000 alone to buy himself back into his syndication . So , Val turns on Porter together with Porter's wife Lynn , who kills him with two shots in the back . But Porter survives and half a ... |
538,141 | 3,717,154 | 87,800 | 8 | come to Freddy . . . . . . | Freddy Krueger , known as the Springwood Slasher , murdered several children with a glove outfitted with straight razor blades attached to the fingers . When a foolish decision by a judge sets him free , Krueger is burned alive in the boiler room where he worked by an angry mob of the parents whose children he terroris... |
539,059 | 3,717,154 | 91,575 | 8 | snot licking donkey fart . . . . | Jack Murphy is a tough , antisocial cop . Things are not good for him right now ; he just killed the brother of a mobster , and is now marked for death . His wife left him and is now an exotic dancer , and is trying to get her to come back to him and when she shuns him , he drowns his sorrows in the bottle . And if tha... |
538,074 | 3,717,154 | 457,495 | 8 | he's not a boy , he's a lethal weapon ! ! | Alex Rider is not like every other 14 year old boy . his parents died when he was very young and he lives with his Uncle Ian , who he rarely sees as he is always away on business . he is looked after by Jack , his nanny of nine years and they share a close friendship . tragedy happens when Ian is killed in a car accide... |
538,159 | 3,717,154 | 91,578 | 8 | are you still a fascist ? . . . | My Beautiful Laundrette is set within the Asian community in London , during the Thatcher years , and displays those values , of money but ' anybody can make it . ' Omar gains the running of his Uncle Nasser's laundrette . He is helped by his friend Johnny who is an outsider , white but not entirely accepted by either ... |
539,101 | 3,717,154 | 116,409 | 8 | i used my hands . . . . | In 1896 Lt . Col . John Paterson was sent to East Africa to build a railway bridge . He had a deadline to meet but was confident he and his large workforce of Africans and Indians can get the job done in time . John's was a man of his word and got things done - which he demonstrated on his first day by killing a lion t... |
538,827 | 3,717,154 | 308,055 | 8 | what are you looking for ? | fictional account of the events leading up to the assassination of Robert Kennedy , we are placed in a hotel setting , focusing on the views from very different people , upper and working class , retired and the workaholics , the faithful and the infidels . seeing as this is from the star of Freejack and has his ex-wif... |
539,022 | 3,717,154 | 847,526 | 8 | i was going to shoot myself . . . . | after reading all the reviews for this from your typical media press releases , this sounded like another Brit gangster film ala Lock Stock and snatch . but ignore all the reviews , this is a tense drama that is so claustrophobic and taut , it could almost be a stage play . Mackintosh plays a well to do business man wh... |
539,047 | 3,717,154 | 91,605 | 8 | have you ever found a place where god would have felt at home . . . | 1327 : after a mysterious death in a Benedictine Abbey , the monks are convinced that the apocalypse is coming . With the Abbey to play host to a council on the Franciscan's Order's belief that the Church should rid itself of wealth , William of Baskerville , a respected Franciscan monk , is asked to assist in determin... |
538,378 | 3,717,154 | 120,724 | 8 | van dammes last stand . . . . . . . . | this was the first DVD i ever bought it cost me £35 , the equivalent of around $60 . was it worth it . . . . . every penny . the story is amazing , never will there be a story like this again . a . . . film . . . about . . . exploding . . . jeans . . . with van damme . . . rob schneider . . . directed by hark tsui . th... |
538,856 | 3,717,154 | 93,560 | 8 | see ya later , bandage breath . . . | Young kids form a club that is devoted to monsters , but soon get more than they bargained for when Count Dracula adjourns to Earth , accompanied by Frankenstein's Monster , the Wolfman , the Mummy , and the Gillman . The uglies are in search of a powerful amulet that will grant them power to rule the world . Our heroe... |
539,009 | 3,717,154 | 405,422 | 8 | you know how i know your gay ? . . . . | 40-year-old Andy Stitzer has done quite a few things in his life . He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore , a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books , good friends , a nice attitude . But there's just one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing ... |
539,005 | 3,717,154 | 405,325 | 8 | i'm not wonder woman you know . . . . | At Sky High , the student body throw flames with their footballs , study Villainy with their Chemistry and are divided into Heroes and Sidekicks instead of jocks and geeks . It's an out-of-this-world yet completely recognisable place where cool gadgetry , rampant bravery and awe-inspiring magical skills mix it up with ... |
539,008 | 3,717,154 | 832,266 | 8 | trust me dad , you're not happy . . . . | Will Hayes , a 30-something Manhattan dad is in the midst of a divorce when his 10 year old daughter , Maya , starts to question him about his life before marriage . Maya wants to know absolutely everything about how her parents met and fell in love . Will's story begins in 1992 , as a young , starry-eyed aspiring poli... |
538,834 | 3,717,154 | 120,667 | 8 | it's clobberin ' time . . . . . | When an experimental space voyage goes awry , four people are changed by cosmic rays . Reed Richards , inventor and leader of the group gains the ability to stretch his body , and takes the name , Mr . Fantastic . His girlfriend , Sue Storm , gains the ability to turn invisible and create force fields , calling herself... |
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