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472,901 | 11,423,174 | 89,629 | 1 | this movie is a violation ( but my cactus liked it ) | i should have known what i was getting myself into as soon as i realized some of the same people behind Police Academy , were responsible for this thing . but , i thought i'd give it a shot . turns out , all copies of this movie should be shot into outer space , where it can do no harm , at least to us earthlings . i g... |
473,236 | 11,423,174 | 312,528 | 1 | not suitable for kids or adults , not suitable for any age group . | this movie is pretty bad . i haven't been this bored in a long time . Alec Baldwin must have been into the sauce when he agreed to do this thing . it's marketed as a kid's movie with a PG rating , but this really isn't a kid's movie . there is some very adult language implied . yet it is not a movie for adults either ,... |
472,664 | 11,423,174 | 95,444 | 1 | an absolutely dreadful excuse for comedy | lame-o . i think this bomb was supposed to be a comedy . but that assumes laughter would be involved , and you know what they say when you assume . bottom line , not funny , not even mildly amusing . it is however , stupid . but it isn't a total loss . i mean , after this experience , i now have a new appreciation for ... |
472,897 | 11,423,174 | 97,527 | 1 | outdoes the previous " House " ( more often known as " The horror show " ) entry in sheer crappiness | so , on we go to round three of the " House " series . we ( my sister and i ) had watched the first entry all the way through and were underwhelmed , to say the least . the second one lowered the bar for crappiness even further . how bad could number 3 be ? it starts off promising enough . after all , it had Lance Henr... |
472,524 | 11,423,174 | 290,747 | 1 | a true z movie if there ever was one | wooo-eeee . does this movie suck . i'd say it was a b movie , but it's more like a z movie . from the 30 minutes i was able to suffer through , this is a typical teen slasher movie , except that some crazed swamp monster is doing the killing . almost right off the bat , you have the requisite sex scene between two teen... |
473,129 | 11,423,174 | 357,413 | 1 | i'd rather have my sinuses scraped | This movie is pathetic . every drama i've ever seen is funnier than this " alleged " " comedy . even the anti piracy warning before the movie , is funnier . i'd give an overview of the plot , but it's just too painful . right after the movie , i booked myself for a sinus scraping , followed directly after by a 4 day in... |
472,616 | 11,423,174 | 105,322 | 1 | i feel violated , | in the worst possible way . this movie is worse than the second one . not only is the acting bad , but it was over the top , and not in a good way . this movies tries too take itself seriously and be something it isn't , which is a good movie . this thing is absolutely ridiculous , with a plot that is not only bizarre ... |
472,865 | 11,423,174 | 80,850 | 1 | help ! ! ! i've just lost 93 minutes of my life ! ! ! | what a drag this movie was . it is bad even by most horror movie standards . i kept waiting for something scary to happen . when the end credits finally rolled , realized i was not going to get my wish . there'e nothing scary about this movie , except for the acting and the dialogue and the script . in that case it was... |
472,942 | 11,423,174 | 449,086 | 1 | 2 hours gone forever into the abyss ( which is where this movie belongs ) | sometimes you go into a film with very low expectations , and occasionally you are pleasantly surprised . Dominion : Prequel to the Exorcist is not that movie . i was sure this movie would be a piece of crap , except that i would rather have watched a piece of crap for 2 hours . it would have been much more entertainin... |
473,157 | 11,423,174 | 93,777 | 1 | really bad Carpenter film | Prince of Darkness is a bad movie from John Carpenter . the whole thing is ridiculous . take the premise , for example . A priest has discovered a long hidden canister containing the liquid form of Satan himself , or rather his son . said canister had been hidden deep within the basement of an ancient church . upon dis... |
472,896 | 11,423,174 | 104,449 | 1 | final and worst installment of the " House " series ( i'm not joking ) | how low can you go ? not much lower than this , the 4th and final ( hopefully ) installment int the dreadfully awful " House " series . each previous entry outdid the last for sheer crap . the last installment , made it about 30 minutes , when we realized we couldn't go any further . we never laughed once , nor jumped ... |
472,757 | 11,423,174 | 392,878 | 1 | the opposite of good | i enjoy a good , clever satire as much as anyone . unfortunately this is neither . it is however , sick and offensive and i'm not someone who gets easily offended . it's basically a bunch of mostly unrelated short skits that don't just cross the line . rather , this " movie " actually creates several new lines and cros... |
473,504 | 11,423,174 | 107,415 | 1 | sinks faster than the " Titanic " | i tried to sit through this bomb not too long ago . what a disaster . the acting was atrocious . there were some absolutely pathetic action scenes that fell flat as a lead balloon . this was mainly due to the fact that the reactions of the actors just didn't ring true . supposedly a modern reworking of the Hitchcock or... |
472,608 | 11,423,174 | 96,118 | 1 | check out Anchor Bay's uncut version instead | this movie is not good . the first one almost sucked , but had that unreal ending to make it worth watching . this one has nothing . there's zero scare , zero tension or suspense . this isn't really a horror movie . most of the kills don't show anything . there's no gore to speak of . this could almost be a TV , except... |
473,227 | 11,423,174 | 322,651 | 1 | quick , over here ! . i think i've found it . . . , | no . sorry . my mistake . i thought for a minute i may have found the plot to this movie . but i don't think think a search party could have any success finding the plot to this movie . there are a few good actors in this movie , but they can't do anything to make it better . i think the movie dragged their performance... |
473,758 | 11,423,174 | 408,666 | 1 | one of the worst movies ever made | this turd is so bad i wasn't sure i should review it . but , if it keeps one person from seeing it , i'll be happy . i got through 37 minutes and just couldn't take any more . i don't know who comes up with this stuff . are they out on the streets among the rest of us ? i hope not . anyway , this is billed as a vampire... |
472,928 | 11,423,174 | 120,177 | 1 | atrocious | boy , what a letdown this movie was . compared to the animated series , this doesn't even rate . it's all of the place , in terms of tone and story . the acting is pretty bad from all concerned . i felt embarrassed for everybody involved . i found the story lacking in any real excitement . plus , for this character , t... |
473,325 | 11,423,174 | 327,162 | 1 | awful awful movie that takes its name from the original | how to start . how about abysmal , boring , a complete train wreck ? that barely touches the surface when describing this mess . this movie is dreary , and depressing , to say the least . painfully torturous to watch . but for some reason , i Sat through it all . the big problem was the writing which was pedantic at be... |
473,671 | 11,423,174 | 80,487 | 1 | you're joking , right ? | i had hear a lot about how great this movie is , over the years . so imagine my shock and disappointment to find out it's pure crap . i didn't find it funny , or amusing , or even entertaining . i swear i never even smiled once . i realise this is just my opinion of course , but i can't get over the high score ( ) this... |
473,760 | 11,423,174 | 100,403 | 1 | An awful sequel to the original | This movie is about the " predator " again . but this time he is in modern day Los Angelles , where a string of bodies have been discovered . and this time the " Predator can blend into his surroundings again , which just happen to be sky scrapers . gimme a break . first off , this dud does not have Arnie . second it l... |
473,152 | 11,423,174 | 395,251 | 1 | a complete waste of time and money if you are looking for an actual movie that resembles a theatrical movie in some way | Well , i tried to watch this movie , i really did . but i had to quit watching after 30 minutes . this movie is based on the musical of the same name , and it shows . it plays like a musical all right , but hey forgot the movie . i mean , there is no flow here at all . everything is disjointed . The actors ( Matthew Br... |
473,131 | 11,423,174 | 247,745 | 1 | If it comes down to this movie , or a rectal exam , gimme the rectal exam , baby ! ! ! | how many ways can you say awful ? too many to list here . somehow i have to find a way to get in the minimum words required by IMDb . if you read my summary , you know already know that a rectal exam is much more fun and entertaining than this piece of afterbirth . this movie is below the intellect of the slowest 3 yea... |
473,471 | 11,423,174 | 417,056 | 1 | i can't believe i swallowed the same booger for nearly 30 min . | where to start ? virtually no plot . bad acting , bad taste . lots of t & a . nude lesbian scenes . even that can not salvage this booger . not much else . Paris Hilton is in this . i still say she can act , given the right material , but the road to becoming a serious ( or at least respected ) actress does not begin w... |
472,692 | 11,423,174 | 370,032 | 1 | muddled and incoherent | talk about a pointless movie . i mean , i love Milla as much as the next guy , but even she can't save this disaster . she looks hot and she's in great shape . she's just in the wrong movie . i could only take so much of her character , V ( Short for Violet ) going up against increasingly overwhelming odds time after t... |
473,018 | 11,423,174 | 88,870 | 1 | woof ! | ( The title of this movie translates to Star Knight in English ) man . i'm not sure what i just witnessed . i know there is some comedy , but it isn't the good kind . i think it was intended to be funny , but it fell flat , in my eyes . there is also some bad some bad acting . although to be fair , the dialogue was tra... |
473,711 | 11,423,174 | 81,398 | 1 | raging bull ? raging bore | wow , what a letdown . i had heard friends and critics say that raging bull was a great movie , even a masterpiece . well , i finally decided to watch it . all i can say is . . . i don't think so . i found the entire movie a complete bore and horribly depressing . the movie may have been based on a true story , and may... |
473,459 | 11,423,174 | 67,116 | 1 | another bore fest masquerading as a movie | i must be seeing things . i swear this movie has a rating of 7 . 9 . but that can't be right . that would mean it is actually a good movie . so i guess the 7 . 9 is out of a possible 100 . seriously , The French Connection is one long bore . Gene Hackman is a gifted actor , but even he can't save this mess . William ( ... |
473,500 | 11,423,174 | 74,875 | 1 | a pointless non horror / non thrilling movie | this is not a good movie . i don't recall seeing worse acting for a long time . basically , a new student becomes bullied to the point where he is pushed over the edge . he exacts revenge by killing those who wronged him , making their deaths look accidental . sounds okay so far , right . but , this killer decides to k... |
472,780 | 11,423,174 | 478,856 | 1 | laughable | this is one truly awful - - i hesitate to use the word - - movie . it's very low budget , which isn't always a bad thing . the real problem with this movie is the abysmal acting , which overshadows everything . the story is stupid also . i have seen better high school plays , i kid you not . i didn't make it any where ... |
473,414 | 11,423,174 | 267,679 | 1 | truly painful to watch , unless you're into unintentional bad acting | as disaster movies , this is pretty awful . poor acting all around , especially from the woman who played the town mayor . judging by her performance , i'm guessing she thought she was in a comedy . nobody did a good job in their roles , except maybe John Schnieder , who was not too bad and Michelle Greene was okay . a... |
473,792 | 11,423,174 | 905,968 | 1 | Ulli Lommel strikes again | ( this movie should not be confused with the Brian DePalma film , which i haven't seen , but i am sure it is exponentially better than the travesty i just witnessed ) . yeesh . this movie is vile , and i mean that in the worst possible way . it looks like documentary or a home movie the way it was shot . i felt like i ... |
472,871 | 11,423,174 | 310,837 | 1 | please shoot me ! i've lost the will to live | so , in the less than 30 minutes i could stomach of this puke before losing my lunch , i saw more nudity than in most pornos , not to mention worse acting . supposedly the plot is that many van drivers on the highway assist the big rig truckers in avoiding the highway police by creating blockades , or distracting the p... |
473,556 | 11,423,174 | 477,071 | 1 | morbid , overly depressing , pointless and incoherent | talk about a painful movie to watch . this is it . i found it morbid , overly depressing and pointless , as i mentioned in the summary . usually when things happen in a movie , there is a reason for them . not in his movie . it doesn't make sense and it just sort of ends , with no explanation . i found it wholly unsati... |
472,666 | 11,423,174 | 119,707 | 1 | a complete mess , with no point . a useless sequel | wow . what a piece of crap . this movie blows . the first Mortal Kombat is no classic , but compared to this movie it is like Shakespeare . this movie has very little merit . there is so much wrong with it , it is hard to know where to begin . first off , the fight scenes are ridiculously over the top and way too protr... |
473,492 | 11,423,174 | 114,151 | 1 | dull | wow . i was disappointed in the first Poison Ivy movie , but compared to this movie , it is a masterpiece . this is one long , slow , tedious movie . the plot of the movie ( if you can call it that , is incoherent . i would say it was ant climatic , but there is no climax , and without that , you can't have an anti cli... |
472,543 | 11,423,174 | 488,539 | 1 | not for all tastes ( lots of very vulgar language ) | i didn't like this movie at all . i think it's supposed to be a parody of March of the Penguins . but for me , it just wasn't funny . plus , i felt the humour consisted of mostly vulgar , crude language . there's a lot of the F-bomb ( among other words ) dropped here . this definitely isn't for kids . but i also just f... |
473,260 | 11,423,174 | 157,503 | 1 | most offensive , unfunny movie i have ever seen | bad , bad , bad . there have only been a handful of movies i have walked out of before the end . this is one of them . i think my buddy & i made it to the halfway point , before saying , " screw it , let's leave " . not only was the movie not funny , but it really stereotyped a certain population more frequently and st... |
472,924 | 11,423,174 | 344,864 | 1 | just enjoy the first one , this one has no excuse for its existence ( other than dollar signs ) shame on you , Disney | i wish i could find some good things to say about this animated sequel ( but not really a sequel ) to " Atlantis : The Lost Empire " but this would be a very short comment . the magic that the first one had is nowhere to be found here . the animation is pretty poor all over , the characters themselves are not very well... |
473,404 | 11,423,174 | 120,841 | 1 | awful ( does not deserve the " Species " name ) | this movie is not good at all . it was so bad , i could smell it and taste it . yuck . this movie doesn't deserve the " Species " name in its title . it's much grosser than the first " Species " , sometimes too much . also , there's a scene that belongs in a porn movie , which is absolutely disgusting . i'm not sure ho... |
472,895 | 11,423,174 | 93,220 | 2 | made the first one look like a masterpiece ( and that ain't a good thing ) | my sister and i had all four movies in the " House " series and decided to have a " House " marathon . we had just watched the first one , and had somehow made it to the end . but it wasn't easy . it was not a good film , at all . so , we suffered through the second one in . we managed to make it through 40 minutes of ... |
472,528 | 11,423,174 | 80,339 | 2 | does not stand the test of time | wow . what a bore . the jokes were tired and lame . my friend and i barely chuckled . we had to stop it just after an hour . we just couldn't go on . i remember this movie being funny , the last time i watched it . but that was over twenty years ago . it is true , the movie is old and obviously dated , but i was hoping... |
472,860 | 11,423,174 | 337,921 | 2 | great premise , bad movie | cellular is an example of a movie with a good premise , which has potential , but falls flat . the basic premise is : a school teacher is kidnapped by a bunch of thugs and locked in a room . somehow , she manages to build a make shift phone and calls a random phone number for help . the person she calls happens to be o... |
472,831 | 11,423,174 | 215,750 | 2 | way too depressing | Enemy at the Gates is set during ww2 during the Battle for Stallingrad . It is the story of a young Russian sharpshooter named Vassili and his battle with A German sniper known as Konig sent to assassinate him . Jude Law plays Vassilli , while Ed Harris plays the German sniper , Konig . Vassilli is quickly coming to fa... |
472,518 | 11,423,174 | 91,223 | 2 | a comedy / horror hybrid without the comedy or horror | I was expecting so much from this movie . i thought it would be a sort of horror / comedy hybrid . i was right except for the horror and comedy part . man , this thing just plodded along at a snail's pace . not scary in the least , and only one sequence that could be construed as mildly amusing . but the most bizarre a... |
472,795 | 11,423,174 | 790,806 | 2 | lame ( in fact , you may wish you were on death row while watching this-at least you would have something to look forward to ) | I'm sorry , but this movie was not good at all . the gore was not realistic , and the death scenes elicited big yawns from me . i saw no point to this movie . it is like hundreds of others and adds nothing to the horror genre . i found the acting bad even by horror movie standards . i could not finish the whole movie ,... |
473,066 | 11,423,174 | 499,665 | 2 | i was not very impressed | ( this review / comment is my own personal opinion ) this DVD really disappointed me . firstly , i found it tediously slow and boring . i don't think it was fun at all , unlike the 1960's cartoon . maybe that was the whole point , but it doesn't work for me . the 1960's cartoon may have been cheesy all around , but it ... |
472,974 | 11,423,174 | 405,422 | 2 | just slightly above awful ( and i mean slightly ) | first off , i will say this movie is better than " Anchorman : the Legend of Ron Burgundy . i mention " Anchorman " Because it has a bit of a connection to " The 40 Year Old Virgin " in that the producer of " Anchorman " ( Judd Apotow ) is also the producer of " Virgin " . i hated " Anchorman " saying in my review that... |
473,552 | 11,423,174 | 130,370 | 2 | 4th in the series ( in name only ) | believe it or not , this movie is worse than number three . it's slower , the acting is worse , and the story is very weak . there isn't a lot of good to say about this movie . even the fight scenes are more dull than number three , and i would have thought that impossible . this is a very slow 90 minutes . painful , i... |
473,673 | 11,423,174 | 790,604 | 2 | where are the laughs ? , | the certainly aren't in this movie . i did not laugh once , nor did i even smile . this is one of the most unfunny comedies i have ever seen . not only did i find it unfunny , i also found it non-entertaining . it's 88 minutes , without the closing credits , and in this case , it's 88 minutes too long . plus , the movi... |
473,474 | 11,423,174 | 243,155 | 2 | not a good movie , by any definition | this movie is not funny at all , not even mildly amusing . It is one long bore'm at a loss to understand why so many people rave about it . to be fair , it is a comedy drama / romance . it is dramatic alright , melodramatic . this is not a brilliant piece of work . there is romance , but who cares . the story is not co... |
473,559 | 11,423,174 | 454,841 | 2 | retread ( 2006 version ) improves very slightly on original ( 1977 ) ; still crap | the remake of the hills have eyes improves moderately on the original . there are fewer filler scenes , and the movie has a more clear direction . there are less drawn out , tedious sequences . things actually happen for more of purpose . no repetitive scenes of characters running around aimlessly , screening at the to... |
472,604 | 11,423,174 | 80,745 | 2 | Flash Gordon ( Saviour of the Universe Edition ) not good ( ) | where to start ? right off the bat , it was apparent his was going to be one of those ' it's so bad it's good ' movies . and at first that's how i felt . soon , though the novelty wears off and the bad acting , bad writing , bad effects become annoying . plus , i could swear at times , the actors thought they were in a... |
473,841 | 11,423,174 | 364,725 | 2 | it has David Hasselhoff ( that's not a good thing ) | i honestly don't get the critics , especially those who heap praise on this film , even suggesting it is one of the funniest movies ever . as Chandler Bing ( " from " Friends " ) says - - could they BE more wrong ? most of the so called jokes in this turd are infantile at best . if you're three year old , you might fin... |
472,688 | 11,423,174 | 804,555 | 2 | this movie is Wrong . . on so many levels | wow . this is one of the worst movies i have seen in a long time . the disgust factor is way too high in this one . i think they were going for the cheap gross out to try to shock the viewer . for me , all they succeeded in was making me nearly lose my lunch . the plot in this one is wafer thin , even for this type of ... |
473,564 | 11,423,174 | 416,315 | 2 | predictable ( yawn ) so called thriller based loosely on factual events | i saw Wolf Creek awhile ago and decided it was time to write a review on it . first off , it reminds me of Hostel , mainly because it was more brutal than necessary , in my opinion . there isn't as much gore as Hostel , but what gore there was , was taken to extreme in some scenes . it was supposedly based on a true st... |
473,840 | 11,423,174 | 295,427 | 2 | this is a comedy ( if only it were funny ) | in this Movie Dana Carvey hides his face behind many disguises . unfortunately someone also hid all the laughs , somewhere no one will likely find them . this is billed as a comedy , which is OK , but it's not funny . it's not even amusing . it is however , stupid in all the bad ways possible there are some talented ac... |
472,653 | 11,423,174 | 126,707 | 2 | the title says it all | i had high hopes for two came back . obviously the ending is predictable , given the title . basically , a group of friends agree to sail a yacht for someone from san diego to vancouver . along the way , they get caught in a massive storm and all but two of them perish . the main focus of the story centres not so much ... |
473,726 | 11,423,174 | 86,955 | 2 | unfunny , juvenile , infantile | i'm not sure how else to say it . the above summary pretty much describes my feelings on this movie . add to that , lots of crude language for no apparent reason , and you have the recipe for a bad movie . there is some language that Christians might be offended by . possible minor spoilerDudley Moore and Eddie Murphy ... |
473,713 | 11,423,174 | 391,198 | 2 | a pointless , dull excursion | my friend and i watched the grudge on DVD , and neither one of us was impressed . it was basically a one note movie , involving a grey looking ghost / child who crawls all around on all fours and scares , even terrified its victims by opening its mouth end emitting what can only be described as a low pitched scream . s... |
473,065 | 11,423,174 | 498,348 | 2 | couldn't watch more than 35 minutes before quitting due to extreme boredom | this movie has nothing to do with the first one . the actors and the characters are different . it starts out promising but quickly sputters . i could only watch it for about 35 minutes . i just found it way too slow and boring . Angie Harmon make for a compelling villain , except we are only given glimpses into her ch... |
472,861 | 11,423,174 | 402,022 | 2 | pointless bore beneath CharlizeTheron's talents | i'm not sure what Charlize Theron was thinking when she agreed to do this clunker . maybe she lost a bet or something . anyway , Aeon Flux is a movie way beneath her talents . she looks silly in that outfit and i get the feeling she didn't want be there . the dialogue was pathetic and cringe worthy , to say the least .... |
473,855 | 11,423,174 | 104,139 | 2 | Prescription : avoid this movie . . . and call me in the morning | there are not too many good things about this horror movie . one good thing is the performance of Larry drake as the psycho . he really puts his heart into the performance . you can tell he really has fun with the role . the only other good thing is that in the last 25 minutes or so , the movie starts to get good . the... |
473,861 | 11,423,174 | 90,180 | 2 | to be bored to tears on my couch | i just don't see what all the fuss is about . many people have said this a great movie , and a good friend of mine raved about it . so , i watched it , expecting a good movie . wrong . this movie has the distinction of being the only movie i know of that can move at a frenetic pace and still be dreadfully boring . the ... |
472,964 | 11,423,174 | 331,357 | 2 | just slightly above awful | i wish i could say this is a good movie . but i would be lying . it isn't that it's awful , though it comes dangerously close at times . most of the acting is pretty bad , even for made for TV standards . much of the acting is either overacting , depending on the person . Joan Van Rark sinks to a new low in her role as... |
473,332 | 11,423,174 | 84,695 | 2 | funny | what a dog this thing was . i'm just glad i saw it on premium cable , and didn't lose any money on it . i did however lose 77 minutes of my life . it actually seemed like three hours before this thing finally ended . it's done in the style of the original Halloween , and the original Prom Night , but it's nowhere near ... |
472,986 | 11,423,174 | 896,036 | 2 | pretty awful | while not the worst movie i have seen , this one ranks right up ( or down ) there . it's a wild west / vampire movie , but it pretty much fails on both counts . there's very little action , and what little action there is is , is unexciting . the story isn't very good , although it could have been . i haven't heard dia... |
473,251 | 11,423,174 | 107,618 | 2 | boredom ( among other things ) reigns | oh , my word . i don't know what i just witnessed , but i know it wasn't good . this is not a good movie , at all . i'm not sure if i've ever been this bored in my life . it's supposed to be horror movie of sorts . the only problem is , they forgot to put in anything that would be scary . it's also done on the cheap , ... |
473,632 | 11,423,174 | 72,604 | 3 | i didn't find it funny at all | i found this movie for a very cheap price and thought , how bad could it be . right off , i could tell the budget was next to nothing . at least it felt that way . it is supposed to be comedy , but from what i watched , it was not funny at all . i also noticed that the same manufacturer and distributer were also behind... |
473,194 | 11,423,174 | 295,254 | 3 | only the last 15 minutes or so offer any redemption to this movie | this movie isn't that great . in fact , it's not really even good . it's very slow , boring and depressive . OK , maybe depressive is what they were going for . still , there aren't many scares in this one . the characters are likable but barely developed . honestly , only the last 15 minutes offer any redemption to th... |
472,550 | 11,423,174 | 480,249 | 3 | . . . and i am merely confused | why ? well , i'm glad you asked . the reason is quite simple . this movie seems to have gotten rave reviews , and it has a high rating ( ) on this site . this really astounds me , since we are talking about a movie that has no real story , is dragged out and boring , and has underwhelming looking CG creatures . this mo... |
472,987 | 11,423,174 | 338,130 | 3 | does not come close to the quality of the TV show | this animated Inspector Gadget movie is pretty lame . the story is very weak , and there is little action . most of the characters are given little to nothing to do . the movie is mildly entertaining at best , but really doesn't go any where and is pointless . it's watchable but only just and is nowhere near the calibr... |
473,135 | 11,423,174 | 365,270 | 3 | inferior clone of the original | this followup to the original Wildthings falls short in a lot of ares . it is nearly a carbon copy of the original plot structure . basically people betraying each other and being betrayed by others . however , there is no originality in this movie . the basic story has been done and much effectively in the original . ... |
473,584 | 11,423,174 | 112,642 | 3 | fitting it's about a ghost , | since it has no soul . i think it's supposed to be a fun family movie , but i didn't see it . not only was this movie immensely dull , it was also depressing . talk a bout all style , and no substance . i made it about halfway through before i really wanted it to end . but i managed to watch right to th end credits . i... |
473,551 | 11,423,174 | 80,139 | 3 | convoluted , incoherent and pointless | i can't say i liked this movie very much . it has some amusing moments , but it doesn't seem able to make up its mind whether it is a comedy or a drama . it doesn't really work as either . it's too light in tone to be a drama , and the amusing moments are few and far between . it also doesn't make a lot of sense . thin... |
473,163 | 11,423,174 | 120,804 | 3 | it didn't work for me | i watched this movie a few years ago and remember liking it . but not this time . honestly , this movie is just one long bore , with a bit of action thrown in occasionally . it just doesn't work for me , plain and simple . there are two good things about it though . one is the pretty decent makeup effects , and the oth... |
472,593 | 11,423,174 | 305,669 | 3 | not what i was expecting | for me , this movie was very disappointing . for 1 thing , ( spoiler ahead ) it is marketed as a comedy , yet , in my opinion it is a drama / action movie . there are a few mildly funny scenes , and maybe 1 or 2 very funny scenes . otherwise , this isn't a funny movie . the the subject matter is fairly dark , also . es... |
473,613 | 11,423,174 | 303,816 | 3 | Roth's pre Hostel effort crap , but less crap than Hostel | Cabin Fever is the first feature film directed by Eli Roth . Roth and Randy Pearlstein co wrote the script from a story by Roth . this a zombie film , which owes a lot to George Romero and his earlier " living dead movies " , and to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacrenot to mention Sam Ramie's " Evil Dead " . there is... |
473,255 | 11,423,174 | 451,187 | 3 | move along , nothing to see here | as far as horror movies go , this one has nothing new . and the movie is pretty slow , but not as slow as some . for awhile the movie was just that , a slow horror movie . but then it degenerates into some absurd subplots that have no point to the movie . the acting becomes laughable , and the movie joins it . there's ... |
473,873 | 11,423,174 | 111,005 | 3 | some books just don't translate to the ( big or small ) screen | this movie was very disappointing . not only was it exceedingly depressing , but it had zero suspension or tension . the whole thing was just one long drag . some people might like it , but it definitely is not my cup of tea . i haven't read the book , but i'm sure it is heads and tails above the movie in every respect... |
472,806 | 11,423,174 | 256,155 | 3 | nothing in the way of thrills in this one ( in my opinion ) | while this isn't anywhere near the worst movie i have ever seen , i wouldn't quite say i liked it . i won't go into the plot because it's pretty evident in the title . the scenes with the creature are OK , but nothing spectacular , certainly not exciting at all . there is not much excitement in the movie at all for my ... |
473,433 | 11,423,174 | 67,727 | 3 | if you can get through the first 50 minutes or so . . . | this is one slow movie . it's about a family who gets murdered , and their blind daughter eventually discovers they are murdered and tries to get help , while avoiding being killed . there is almost nothing happening for the 1st 50 minutes or , and then things pick up , but nit much . the killer is never revealed until... |
472,971 | 11,423,174 | 107,387 | 3 | I Want me Gold . . . . | and i want me 91 minutes and 22 seconds back . but , we don't always get what we want do we ? i guess this is supposed to be a horror comedy combination . well , if so , they left out the horror part . actually , they left out the comedy part too . mostly , this movie very slow and boring , but believe it or not , ther... |
472,527 | 11,423,174 | 102,517 | 3 | I think i must have missed something | this movie is allegedly a comedy . so where did all the laughs go . did the forget to put them in , on the version i watched . as a football movie , it is mildly entertaining , i guess . maybe'm just a stick in the mud , with no discernible sense of humour . or maybe this movie just isn't funny . it is also annoying , ... |
472,902 | 11,423,174 | 100,828 | 3 | a sequel to 1974's Chinatown , lacking the same spark and imagination | this movie is the sequel to 1974's Chinatown . Jack Nicholson directed this film and stars again as Jake Gittes . Robert Towne wrote the script and the movie is based on characters created by him . it is hard not to compare this movie to its predecessor and comparisons are inevitable . so here goes . First off this mov... |
472,917 | 11,423,174 | 165,662 | 3 | easily the weakest of the franchise | while i actually liked the first two Candyman movies , i didn't ' like this third and ( so far Final ) installment . i found it boring and repetitive and i didn't like the story very much . there's a lot of filler here , which suggests to me that the filmmakers didn't have enough of a story for a complete movie . i als... |
473,337 | 11,423,174 | 433,883 | 3 | sucks | well , this movie was pretty bad . bad acting , bad story , mediocre special effects , and bad dialogue . the two main actors , Kristy Swanson and Judd Nelson seemed to be phoning in their performances just for a pay check . the supporting cast wasn't great either . the story was silly , and very slow . and i'm no phys... |
473,261 | 11,423,174 | 326,856 | 3 | I " Envy " anyone who hasn't had the misfortune | oh , my , this is just not good . this may have the designation of a comedy , but it's not funny . it is however boring and lame . Ben Stiller and Jack Black are in this one , so there should be some potential for laughs , but somewhere between the green lighting of the picture and the actual filming , things fell apar... |
473,382 | 11,423,174 | 190,865 | 3 | spectacular views and not much else of consequence | lately , it seems the last few movies i have reviewed have basically been of the wall to wall action and realty defying stunts category . the same holds true for this movie . the only difference is , most of the action and stunts happen to occur high above sea level . on mountain to be exact . i actually almost hated t... |
472,713 | 11,423,174 | 284,303 | 3 | not good | hmmm , what to say about this movie . very , very low budget . CGI that looks very shiny and nice , but completely fake . for most of the movie , nothing happens , except a lot of talking . when the shark finally makes an appearance , it is underwhelming . it does not look that menacing . there is zero tension in the m... |
473,001 | 11,423,174 | 829,482 | 3 | from the producers of Knocked Up and The 40 year Old Virgin | it seems i'm in the minority here , but i didn't really like this movie . i just had no interest in it . i sort of chuckled at one moment , but that's about . i watched for 40 minutes , hoping it would get better , but it didn't . i guess it's just not my kind of humour . it's from the producers of The 40 Year Old Virg... |
473,655 | 11,423,174 | 452,718 | 3 | i really enjoyed The Littlest Hobo | maybe it's just me , but i thought this TV series was poor , at least until the last few episodes . for one thing , i just didn't buy any of the actors . they just didn't seem to be putting much effort into it , nor did o find the characters very interesting . i also felt the tone of the movie was too lite for the subj... |
472,818 | 11,423,174 | 33,467 | 3 | i hate to say this but i was underwhelmed by this movie | OK , i'm certain i'm in the minority here , but whatever . i did not like Citizen Kane . first off , i didn't think it was profound at all . i also didn't think the look of the film was that great . many people say it has a great visual style , but i disagree completely . how this movie is number one all time on some l... |
473,877 | 11,423,174 | 331,933 | 3 | what do a turtle , a snail , and a sloth have in common ? | answer-they all move faster than this movie . man , this thing is a real coma inducing yawner . the rating is higher than i think it should be ( ) . if you're expecting to laugh , you can forget about it . this movie has very little going for it . i can only come up with two positives . one is Anne Archer , who is stil... |
472,530 | 11,423,174 | 107,144 | 3 | too much forced humour , very few laughs | hmmm . this movie was definitely not as good as the first one . they tried too hard for laughs this time around . in the first one , they made the laughs seem so effortless . this time there were too many pratfalls , too much physical comedy . there was like the first film a couple of very funny scenes , but the rest w... |
473,221 | 11,423,174 | 88,912 | 3 | poorly conceived and executed | weird . this is a TV movie , yet the rating on the box says it's rated R . there's nothing in the movie that would remotely qualify for an R rating . aside from that , though , the movie is very slow and pointless . i mean the idea was good , but nothing was done with the storyline . it just wasn't developed . it's mil... |
473,867 | 11,423,174 | 432,291 | 3 | totally unnecessary remake | why ? why remake a true modern classic ? maybe the filmmakers thought they could make a few quick bucks . a few bucks is more than they deserve for this movie . the director tried to sex up the movie , i guess for modern audiences , but this was one thing that ruined the movie . there aren't many scares to speak of and... |
472,837 | 11,423,174 | 109,830 | 3 | overrated maudlin inspirational speech | many people love this movie , some even calling it a work of art . however , i must respectfully disagree . i found the movie uninspiring , at best , at mostly one long bore . if you like your movies heavy on sap , you will like this movie . this movie at times felt like one long " i'm okay , your okay , we're all okay... |
473,002 | 11,423,174 | 787,475 | 3 | i don't see the appeal | maybe it's just me , but while watching this movie , i was reminded of Napoleon Dynamite , which i thought was a depressing bore . while i don't think this movie was as bad , i still didn't really enjoy it . i found it unfunny , and not amusing . i didn't really care about the characters . i didn't get the jokes , and ... |
472,534 | 11,423,174 | 100,258 | 3 | a horror movie without horror . . . or suspense . . or tension | i just watched night of the living dead on scream channel . suffice to say , i wasn't very impressed . there was zero tension in the whole movie . i was too bored to care about the characters . and what's with that ending ? it seems like it was tacked on , when they couldn't think of any other way to end it . it was ju... |
472,908 | 11,423,174 | 419,358 | 3 | bloated | i thought the original Poseidon Adventure ( 1972 ) was a very good disaster movie , while this 2005 update , a near 3 hour miniseries , is a near disaster itself . this thing is bloated and overwrought . the dialogue borders on silly ( to be kind ) at times , and there is an an abundance of over acting . there are some... |
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