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452,930 | 15,896,852 | 624,843 | 1 | Blondes Have More Fun when Held Hostage | On his way to El Paso , Reese ( Neville Brand ) stops by a bar " in the middle of nowhere " , and is taken hostage . He is held at gunpoint ( and later tied up ) by three outlaws : gang leader Warren Kemmerling ( as Jack Hanks ) , Mexican right hand man Fernando Lamas ( as Paco Romero ) , and slightly psycho Jack Westo... |
452,679 | 15,896,852 | 624,853 | 1 | Something Is Rotten in Laredo | Lovable , naive tough guy George Kennedy ( as Jess Moran ) steps in to replace lovable , naive tough guy Reese , who is on assignment in Houston . Mr . Kennedy is a fine performer ; but , his skills are not apparent in this episode . Chad ( Peter Brown ) , Joe ( William Smith ) , and Capt . Parmalee ( Philip Carey ) as... |
452,872 | 15,896,852 | 624,850 | 1 | No Song , No Licorice | While Chad ( Peter Brown ) and Joe ( William Smith ) play checkers , Reese ( Neville Brand ) reveals his has a plan to capture Native American Indian " Linda Littletrees " ( Shelley Morrison ) . Reese suggests using Joe as " bait " , recalling that when she last appeared , the Indian woman fell in love with Joe . Capta... |
452,738 | 15,896,852 | 47,369 | 1 | I'll Sign ! " I'll Sign ! " " I'll Sign ! " " I'll Sign ! " " I'll Sign ! " " I'll Sign ! " | Ronald Reagan and a bunch of US soldiers in a North Korean POW camp . They are tortured . . . We learn North Korean Communists are bad people . . . We learn Americans ' beards grow very slowly during days of torture . . . I tried to suppress it , but I finally burst out laughing at this movie . It was the scene when Mr... |
452,713 | 15,896,852 | 60,666 | 1 | Debbie Does Manos | In this macabre tale of a trip gone horribly wrong , an innocent family becomes lost and find themselves at a remote farmhouse . The only apparent resident of the property is a strangely deformed man named Torgo , who insists he is watching the place for ' The Master ' . What our travelers don't know is ' The Master '... |
453,486 | 15,896,852 | 49,615 | 1 | 10 , 000 Yawns Under the Sea | The U . S . Government sends a scientist to investigate some mysterious deaths along a stretch of beach on the Pacific Coast . What brings the scientist to the investigation is the radiation burns found on the victims . Arriving at the scene of the deaths , the scientist visits the nearby Pacific College of Oceanograp... |
453,489 | 15,896,852 | 129,028 | 1 | The Armpit of Films | A singularly awful movie . Very few films have the awful power of " Façade " . There is evidence some form of satire was attempted . It's a botched job . Eric Roberts ( as businessman Colin Wentworth ) meanders through the proceedings in a hopefully inebriated state . The obligatory " hot chick " moment is over quickly... |
453,394 | 15,896,852 | 60,415 | 1 | Reckless Driving 101 | Leaving the beach behind , drag racing Frankie Avalon ( as Dave Owens ) and statuesque Annette Funicello ( as Jane Harris ) get involved with bootlegging racer Fabian ( as Sonny Leander Fox ) . Pretty Julie Parrish ( as Martha Brian ) is Mr . Avalon's main squeeze this time around ; in one of the film's few memorably b... |
452,443 | 15,896,852 | 62,036 | 1 | Wouldn't Scare the Family Cat | A Texas community is beset with a rash of mysterious killings involving some of the students from the local college . The sheriff investigating the death discovers the startling identity of the killer responsible for the murders . A NASA experiment involving cosmic rays has mutated an ape and turned it into an unstopp... |
453,732 | 15,896,852 | 71,666 | 1 | Snow Job | A group of campers in the Canadian wilderness begins ( sic ) to hear strange reports over their radio . Tales of a plague spreading across the Earth , sightings of bizarre beings as well as planes and cars malfunctioning fills the airwaves . Terrified by what they've been listening to , the campers decide to barricade... |
452,814 | 15,896,852 | 39,987 | 1 | Scavenging Old Film | A rare white gorilla is shunned by the rest of the gorillas due to its unique nature and is forced to live a life of solitude . The time alone makes the gorilla hate all other primates and turns it into a murderous monster . A final confrontation between the white gorilla and his former tribe's leader will decide the ... |
452,485 | 15,896,852 | 46,786 | 1 | How Not to Act | Yikes ! This movie begins with a Knight riding by on a horse , singing a little ditty about Knightly daring douze . Though this film was made around the same time as " Shane " , Alan Ladd looks quite different ; he appears to be ill in many scenes . Since Mr . Ladd's stuntman is very energetic , he might have been a be... |
452,850 | 15,896,852 | 31,648 | 1 | The Butler Doesn't Do It | Margaret Wilson ( Frances Redd ) is the daughter of a well-respected small town family , who is courted by local man Buster Barnett ( Edward Brandon ) and a traveling carnival mentalist , Prince Alihabad ( Laurence Criner ) . When Margaret's father turns up dead after showing his oil well deed to his daughter's suitor... |
453,089 | 15,896,852 | 315,398 | 1 | Pass the Ammunition and Praise the Lord | In Chicago ( Canada ) , it's hard times for goateed ex-superman Dean Cain ( as Lt . Cornelius Morgan ) ; he is suspended from the police force for being too generous with his bullets . Mr . Cain and Baywatch blonde Erika Eleniak ( as Catherine " Cat " Morgan ) might have to send their children to public school . ( Gasp... |
453,369 | 15,896,852 | 75,035 | 1 | Dub and Dubber | A British research scientist is working with various forms of bacteria when he is accidentally exposed to a deadly variety due to a lab accident . The exposure transforms the scientist into a hideous , flesh-eating monster and he begins a rampage in the local community that has the government considering whether or no... |
453,093 | 15,896,852 | 62,365 | 1 | Smash-Up at American International | Racing enthusiast Fabian ( as Tommy Callahan ) smokes , drinks , and suffers blackouts while juggling feelings for alluring brunette Annette Funicello ( as Francie Madsen ) and blonde mainstay Diane McBain ( as Annie Blaine ) . Complicating matters are Ms . Funicello's boozy race car boyfriend Warren Berlinger ( as Edd... |
452,957 | 15,896,852 | 24,787 | 1 | Houston , We Have a Problem | According to the DVD sleeve's synopsis , " An investigative reporter uncovers a plot against the District Attorney . The D . A . is about to present a case of white-collar crime against some well-respected Wall Street investors who wish to eliminate the D . A . before it can happen . The reporter races to prevent the m... |
452,901 | 15,896,852 | 131,624 | 1 | Go Jump in a Lake | Under the depths of a lake located near a small town , lies a strange alien spacecraft that is unknown to the town's residents . An electronics expert picks up signals emitted by the spacecraft and begins to investigate the source of these mysterious transmissions . The electronics expert hopes to recruit a group of s... |
453,535 | 15,896,852 | 46,097 | 1 | Ciao , Boris Karloff | An undercover government agent arrives on an Italian island in order to investigate a drug-smuggling ring . The agent quickly establishes some contacts on the island and appears to be well along in the case when a complication arrives . His wife and daughter visit him , thus destroying his cover , and the head of the ... |
453,632 | 15,896,852 | 26,273 | 2 | Alias Smith and Jones | Falsely accused , skirt-chasing chums John Wayne ( as John Scott ) and Eddy Chandler ( as Kansas Charlie ) change identities to become " Alias Smith and Jones " . Mr . Wayne becomes " John Jones " . Mr . Chandler's is supposed to be " Rev . Smith " , but Wayne calls him " Dr . Smith " . At no time are either of them as... |
452,569 | 15,896,852 | 6,562 | 2 | All Dressed Up with Nowhere to Go | Very difficult to follow film . Teenagers Bobby Vernon and Gloria Swanson are most recognizable . Ms . Swanson drives fast . After Mr . Vernon helps her with car trouble , Swanson almost hits him . In the most notable part , Swanson gets the idea to dress up as a man , while examining men's clothing from a suitcase . S... |
452,646 | 15,896,852 | 436,058 | 2 | Bye , Bye American Pie | Tenacious young Tad Hilgenbrink ( as Matt Stifler , brother of Steve ) is sent to " Band Camp " for monkeying around with his school's instruments . There , he plans to take moving pictures of women undressing . Go figure . Anyway , he falls for adorable Arielle Kebbel ( as Elyse ) , which helps him make a " mature " d... |
452,449 | 15,896,852 | 72,626 | 2 | Calling Dr . Bombay ? Emergency , Come Right Away ! | A man in town for a convention gets lost while trying to return to his hotel room , after seeing a woman , and ends up being taken in by a mortician to wait out a storm . To pass the time , the mortician shows the man four recently deceased people and begins to tell him how each person ended up as an occupant of one o... |
453,430 | 15,896,852 | 59,287 | 2 | Stuffing the Turkey | Annette Funicello is always tempting and / or is a temptation when left alone , so sailor Frankie Avalon goes to Witchdoctor Buster Keaton and sends an enchanted Pelican to watch over her . That doesn't stop Dwayne Hickman as " Ricky " . Mickey Rooney as " Peachey Keane " arrives on the beach to search for " The Girl N... |
452,857 | 15,896,852 | 28,174 | 2 | Night of the Living Dud | After World War I , an expedition representing the Allied countries is sent to Cambodia to stop the efforts of Count Mazovia in creating a zombie like army of soldiers and laborers . Hoping to prevent a possible outbreak of war due to Mazovia's actions , the group presses through the jungle to Angkor Wat in spite of t... |
453,500 | 15,896,852 | 101,356 | 2 | Woof ! And " Yodel-Lay-He-Who " Watches | Unpleasant final teaming of Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor . Mr . Wilder ( as George ) and Mr . Pryor ( as Eddie ) had to have already been contracted and paid for this film to see completion . Otherwise , there are no credible responses to the remarks , " You guys are awful ! " and " This is NOT working ! " The most ja... |
452,841 | 15,896,852 | 466,909 | 2 | Here Comes the Son Again | Portending a bad Omen , the film's promotional dialogue barks , " The prophecy is clear , the signs are unmistakable , Armageddon is upon us - and our darkest fears are revealed ? as an unspeakable horror is unleashed on the world ! U . S . diplomat Robert Thorn ( Liev Schreiber ) substitutes an orphan for his own stil... |
452,984 | 15,896,852 | 162,569 | 2 | Swinging on a Star | Hal Le Roy in a dual role - he's a swinging saxophonist Mr . Razzenstill on his way to the country of Sulvania . There , he discovers he is a distant cousin to the country's Prince Rudolph . The prince hates Swing music , and declares that , after his coronation , the music will be banned . Swing lovers swap the identi... |
453,385 | 15,896,852 | 68,295 | 2 | Blood and Guts | Indigestive red-head Raimund Harmstorf ( as Heinz ) persuades blue-eyed hunk Amadeus August ( as Christian ) to join himself and studly pal Gianni Macchia ( as Luigi ) in order to rob a Munich bank . Things don't go exactly as planned ( wouldn't you know it ) ; and , the heist turns into a hostage situation . " Bloody ... |
453,337 | 15,896,852 | 2,282 | 2 | Indian Giver | In the U . S . Southwestern desert , Indian maiden Mary Pickford ( as Iola ) is trapped by scum combing cut-throats . They fight over who is to have his way with Ms . Pickford . Along comes Yankee prospector Alfred Paget , who rescues Pickford , and takes her to his cabin . Thinking Mr . Paget is like all white men , s... |
453,536 | 15,896,852 | 91,166 | 2 | A Terminator with Heart | An international industrialist is determined to stop the interference of a world-leading ecological scientist . The industrialist hopes to continue his profitable , but environmentally unsafe practices , by sending his cyborg assassin to kill him . His plans take a turn when the cyborg's human side takes control and h... |
453,262 | 15,896,852 | 270,980 | 2 | Three Leaks and a Peak | Dreamy young Ashton Kutcher ( as Tom Stansfield ) wants a date with sexy blonde Tara Reid ( as Lisa Taylor ) . Ms . Reid thinks Mr . Kutcher is gay . Kutcher works for Reid's father , an anal retentive Terence Stamp ( as Jack Taylor ) . Kutcher agrees to " housesit " for the boss , believing it will get him closer to R... |
452,391 | 15,896,852 | 50,558 | 2 | Feeding the Myth Monster | The James Dean Story is introduced as " A different kind of motion picture , " explaining , " The presence of the leading character in this film has been made possible by the use of existing motion picture material , tape recordings of his voice and by means of a new technique - dynamic exploration of the still photo... |
452,766 | 15,896,852 | 26,209 | 2 | Don't Answer ! | A young woman of mixed parentage lives in the bayou , raised by a black voodoo priestess who looks to avenge the death of her husband , lynched by an angry white mob . As the tension rises due to the evil plans of the priestess , the young woman finds herself torn between two cultures . Hoping to break free from the c... |
452,832 | 15,896,852 | 37,115 | 2 | Cry Me an Amazon River | A young girl is the only survivor of a plane crash that carried herself and her father , a bank embezzler escaping with the money . Befriended by a gorilla that protects and cares for her , the girl grows up in the jungle guarding the fortune . The son of the bank president , from which the money was stolen , tracks d... |
452,812 | 15,896,852 | 19,788 | 2 | The Belle in Her Fall | If you've never seen a Mary Pickford film , this is not the place to start . Ms . Pickford was one of the greatest early film performers ; and , this , her first sound offering , is an artistic failure . The Helen Hayes play " Coquette " ( 1927 ) might have seemed like an ideal way to introduce a talking Pickford . Sad... |
452,696 | 15,896,852 | 52,325 | 2 | A Tunnel of Lunacy | This film has an astonishingly ludicrous , unbelievable plot . Doris Day and Richard Widmark are unable to conceive while ol ' reliable neighbor Gig Young has kid after kid , despite having ( arguably ) the biggest substance abuse problem on the block . With all the single beds and double shots , it's a wonder . Anyway... |
452,384 | 15,896,852 | 54,691 | 2 | The Least Dangerous Game | While vacationing in the tropics , a group of teen-agers set sail to an apparent deserted island . What they discover when they arrive is that the island is owned by Dr . Balleau , an eccentric man with a passion for big-game hunting . After years of importing game onto the island for sport , Dr . Balleau has set his ... |
452,724 | 15,896,852 | 61,015 | 2 | Spinning Out of Control | Elvis Presley is an out-of-shape rock ' n ' roll singer who digs girls and race cars . His musical group dreams of appearing on " The Ed Sullivan Show " ; but , they don't look bookable , despite some nice songs . The group's visual " gimmick " is Deborah Walley as its " tomboy " drummer . She can't get the guys to not... |
453,161 | 15,896,852 | 43,651 | 2 | What's Good for the Country Is Good for General Motors | Jeffrey Lynn plays an ex-politician who blames big business for his failure to get re-elected . To expose big business as an evil monster he joins his uncle's newspaper . When his little sister is caught in a cave-in , the town's largest company comes to her aid and he must now reconsider his opposition to corporate ... |
452,734 | 15,896,852 | 394,561 | 2 | James Dean plays John the Baptist | It's Easter ; and a group of soldiers note how war " Hills " all blend together , as they rest after a battle . To combat their war weariness , the group have some coffee , and hear the story of Jesus Christ . Christ's Hill was " Hill Number One " , where he was crucified . In flashback , the story shifts to tell the m... |
452,464 | 15,896,852 | 32,404 | 2 | The Wong Man | When ' The Wentworth Castle ' ( a ship ) catches ablaze , killing numerous people , shipping tycoon Cyrus Wentworth is distraught over the loss , and is found shot dead in his office . Dick Fleming is the prime suspect in the mind of the none-to-bright ( sic ) police captain Bill Street . Dick is a business rival , an... |
452,800 | 15,896,852 | 34,832 | 2 | A Dose of Slapstick | Roy Rogers ( as Roy ) , Smiley Burnette ( as Frog ) , George " Gabby " Hayes ( as Gabby ) , and " The Sons of the Pioneers " defend Cherokee City ranchers against taxes imposed on transporting cattle . Edmund McDonald ( as Ross Lambert ) leads the evil-doers . The story is slight . Mr . Burnette and Mr . Hayes team-up ... |
453,604 | 15,896,852 | 39,180 | 2 | Shooting the Breeze | Roy Rogers is a " border investigator " who arrives at San Angelo for some singing , and some problem solving - the problem is silver smuggling along the U . S . - Mexican border , and murder rears its ugly head . Comic sidekick Andy Devine ( as " Cookie " ) is local sheriff / dog catcher . Dale Evans ( as " Helen " ) ... |
452,863 | 15,896,852 | 202,402 | 2 | It Takes a Motif | Hunky , handsome Shane West ( as Ryan Woodman ) thinks he's a " nerd " . Mr . West persuades popular James Franco ( as Chris Campbell ) to help him get into sexy Jodi Lyn O'Keefe ( as Ashley Grant ) ; in return for Mr . Franco's assistance in seducing West's sweet ' n ' sexy neighbor , Marla Sokoloff ( as Maggie Carter... |
453,062 | 15,896,852 | 32,457 | 2 | Hits the Wong Note | In his latest case , Mr . Wong is investigating the murder of a police office ( sic ) at the request of his friend Captain Street . The murder investigation leads Mr . Wong to a smuggling ring operating on the San Francisco waterfront . After three additional murders take place , Mr . Wong is able to track down the ki... |
453,432 | 15,896,852 | 58,953 | 2 | Skydiving without a Blanket | Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello get involved with skydiving on the beach - after " Bullets " Paul Lynde uses the sport to promote " Sugar Kane " Linda Evans . Frankie and Annette get into the sport , with Don Rickles ' " Big Drop " ; and , they try out skydivers Deborah Walley and John Ashley , too . Harvey Lembec... |
452,849 | 15,896,852 | 32,047 | 2 | Sheer Torture | Jack London's short story " A Thousand Deaths " is virtually unrecognizable in this sluggish cinematic translation . For " Torture Ship " , the self-described protagonist becomes Lyle Talbot ( as Bob Bennett ) . The original's father is now uncle Irving Pichel ( as Herbert Stander ) . A mad doctor , Mr . Pichel has iso... |
452,552 | 15,896,852 | 89,470 | 2 | The Yellow Haired of Texas | Texas blondes Helen Slater ( as Billie Jean ) and Christian Slater ( as Binx ) go out for a ride on his motor scooter ; they meet some local toughs , who show unwelcome interest in Ms . Slater . Mr . Slater douses the head punk with his vanilla drink , and the Slaters take off for a swim . While the Slaters take a dip ... |
452,420 | 15,896,852 | 35,755 | 2 | Island of Love | While the United States and Japan duke it out during World War II , doctors Otto Kruger ( as Jan ) , Elissa Landi ( as Royce ) , and Donald Woods ( as Michael ) must sort out their " love triangle . " On the strategically located Philippine island of " Corregidor " , the good doctors get to see some of the war action .... |
453,634 | 15,896,852 | 430,001 | 2 | Poe Hits the Skids | Renown writer Mark Redfield ( as Edgar Allen Poe ) tries to conquer old addictions and start a new life for himself , as a Baltimore , Maryland magazine publisher . However , blackouts , delirium , and rejection threaten to thwart his efforts . He would also like to rekindle romance with an old sweetheart , a significa... |
452,873 | 15,896,852 | 32,107 | 2 | Not So Much Wall Street | Roy Rogers ( as Roy Rogers ) and his two loyal hands George " Gabby " Hayes ( as Gabby ) and Raymond Hatton ( as Chuckawalla ) must save Mr . Rogers ' Circle R ranch from wicked New York bankers , after the cowboy hero has trouble coming up with the mortgage payments . Complicating matters : a gold-like substance is di... |
453,583 | 15,896,852 | 628 | 2 | Hello , Dollie ! | The first known film directed by D . W . Griffith ; it's just so-so . Arthur V . Johnson and Linda Arvidson like to take their little girl Dollie ( Gladys Egan ) out for afternoon walks and such . One day , vagrant Charles Inslee tries to sell Ms . Arvidson a basket . When she shines the tramp on , he gets belligerent ... |
453,419 | 15,896,852 | 639 | 2 | The Black Veil | Husband and wife D . W . Griffith and Linda Arvidson separately dress up for a costume party . At the party , Mr . Griffith does not recognize the beguiling " nun " he meets is really Ms . Arvidson . The two dance , and flirt . Ms . Arvidson doesn't know whether to be furious or flattered . After the two separate , and... |
453,652 | 15,896,852 | 582 | 2 | The Illegitimately Staged | In Biblical times , Jerusalem rebels under Roman rule . After an ( unfortunately staged ) accident fells a Roman soldier , Herman Rottger ( as Ben Hur ) is taken into custody . William S . Hart ( as Messala ) orders Mr . Rottger become a slave . Soon , Rottger wins freedom , and seeks revenge against Mr . Hart , in a "... |
452,595 | 15,896,852 | 33,613 | 2 | Bowery Black Eyes | Loafing leader Leo Gorcey ( as Muggs McGuiness ) is unemployed , but Bobby Jordan ( as Danny Graham ) , Donald Haines ( as Skinny ) , David Gorcey ( as Peewee ) , Bobby Stone ( as Louie ) , and Ernest " Sunshine Sammy " Morrison ( as Scruno ) are figuratively " Flying Wild " with jobs at an aviation company . While at ... |
452,627 | 15,896,852 | 69,980 | 2 | Divorce Snooze , Divorce Snooze | Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton ( as Jane and Martin Reynolds ) star in a two-part TV movie , showing their characters ' marriage crumbling into divorce . Mr . Burton's " Divorce His " aired February 6 , 1973 . Ms . Taylor's " Divorce Hers " aired February 7 , 1973 . Carrie Nye ( as Diana Proctor ) and Gabriele Fer... |
453,221 | 15,896,852 | 39,660 | 2 | Seizure Inducing Cinema | On the east coast of Florida , epileptic scientist Ronald Reagan ( as John Galen ) rents a house from attractive , but loony , Viveca Lindfors ( as Ann Gracy ) . The house comes with a maid , Lillian Yarbo ( as Josephine ) , who seems to appear from a different movie . Ms . Lindfors ' sexy sister , Osa Massen ( as Lisa... |
453,061 | 15,896,852 | 54,860 | 2 | Duck and Cover | In order to avoid the draft , Buddy Hackett ( as Admiral John Paul Jones ) and Mickey Rooney ( as Kermit Beetle McKay ) have joined the Navy . " Everything's Ducky " for the pair when they're assigned an easy mission ; in " Operation Bird Brain " , they are to set free a recently dead officer's duck . The sailors becom... |
452,451 | 15,896,852 | 74,475 | 2 | Abort ! | A research scientist is experimenting with human DNA in an attempt to create the perfect human being . His work has made it to the point where he can take a human fetus and accelerate its growth to that of an adult within a few days . His latest creation is a ( spoiler omitted ) , but side effects from the process ( s... |
452,396 | 15,896,852 | 653 | 2 | Linda Arvidson Travels Light | Linda Arvidson ( as Jennie ) and Harry Solter ( as Frank ) are enjoying a romantic tryst , when in walks her father Charles Inslee ; furious , he chases Mr . Solter out of the house . Undaunted , he goes to her balcony and begs her to elope . Ms . Arvidson is agreeable , and goes to pack . Then , burglar George Gebhard... |
452,397 | 15,896,852 | 641 | 2 | Shotgun Wedding Spinster | Mabel Stoughton is a large-nosed woman who is , apparently , fond of ridiculous hairstyles . She reads ( presumably ) " The Three Ages " , and has a yen for men . She finally snags one , assisted by her father's shotgun ; and , they proceed to the altar . The intended groom escapes , which leads the entire wedding part... |
452,399 | 15,896,852 | 640 | 2 | Revenge of the Gypsy | On Christmas Eve , Judge Harry Solter " throws the book " at gypsy George Gebhardt ; the convicted man's wife , Marion Lenard , delivers a furious protest , and is hauled out of the court . Later , the gypsy woman trails Judge Solter to his home , seeking revenge . Home , the Judge and wife Florence Lawrence are preocc... |
453,418 | 15,896,852 | 659 | 2 | On the March | An Irishman comes home too find his family being visited by a bill collector ; so , the father throws the man out . The bill collector enlists the local police , and chaos ensues . As events unfold , the story gets rather confusing . Edward Dillon and D . W . Griffith appear , the latter in a minor role as actor " Lawr... |
453,224 | 15,896,852 | 70,121 | 2 | Making Graven Images | Stephen Schwartz ' music , especially the song " Day By Day " , is excellent . Otherwise , this movie is really , Really , REally , REAlly , Really , REALLy , REALLY awful . Why does it exist ? Well , it looks like it might have been an entertaining stage musical ? and the Christian / Hippie seemed angle seems natural ... |
452,395 | 15,896,852 | 749 | 2 | Bringing Up Baby | D . W . Griffith gets his ax , kisses his wife , and tweaks his baby ; then , Woodsman Griffith is off to work . While he's chopping down trees , a huge Eagle swoops down and kidnaps his unattended baby . Mother emerges and discovers the Eagle has taken her child ; she picks up a rifle , but , wisely , thinks before sh... |
453,643 | 15,896,852 | 33,787 | 2 | Voodoo Hoodoo | During World War II , an American agent , his butler and a plot are searching for a missing admiral when their plane crash lands on a Caribbean island . Taken in by a German doctor and his strange wife , the trio discovers the island inhabited by zombies under the control of Dr . Sangre . The doctor is attempting to u... |
452,853 | 15,896,852 | 93,935 | 2 | A Garden Grows Quite Contrary | Some literary masterpieces are successfully adapted to the movie screen , and some are not . Strangely , Frances Hodgson Burnett's " The Secret Garden " , which seems so naturally suited for cinematic magic , falls into the latter category . This one introduces " Mary Lennox " as an attractive adult woman , who recalls... |
452,692 | 15,896,852 | 47,138 | 2 | A Funny Thing Didn't Happen on the Way to the Jungle | After a diamond heist , Huntz Hall ( as Sach Jones ) sniffs out some booty , which leads police to believe he's an accomplice . Actually , pill-popping Mr . Hall has acquired the power to smell the presence of diamonds ; and , he is released . To wit , leader Leo Gorcey ( as Slip Mahoney ) decides to take Hall and " Bo... |
453,501 | 15,896,852 | 32,215 | 2 | Spinal Tap | Red Creek doctor Boris Karloff ( as Bernard Adrian ) goes Ape ( as Ray Corrigan ) for pretty paraplegic Maris Wrixon ( as Frances Clifford ) . " Doctor Adrian is a researcher looking for a cure to polio that would benefit his young friend Frances Clifford , who suffers from the disease . His research centers upon the u... |
452,667 | 15,896,852 | 43,325 | 2 | Is There a Monkey in the House ? | Ronald Reagan is a college professor who seeks to prove " nurture ' more important than " nature " by playing house with Diana Lynn ( surrogate mother ) and Chimpanzee - Bonzo . The homey environment will prove " bad " monkeys can be " good " monkeys ( just like people ) with a little family love and understanding ! Th... |
453,192 | 15,896,852 | 64,705 | 2 | You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks | According to the good folks at Disney / Buena Vista , " Jack Crandall ( Dwayne Hickman ) flies a helicopter for a radio station . But , Crandall's traffic reports are caught in a bad-ratings tailspin . . . until a huge St . Bernard dog named Barabbas stows away on the craft , sending the program's ratings through the c... |
453,545 | 15,896,852 | 816 | 2 | The Power of Drink ( and a Mexican Woman ) | Frank Powell ( as George Peabody ) and Mary Pickford ( as Ruth King ) are a-courting . When Mr . Powell decides to venture out west , to make his fortune , Ms . Pickford is devastated . She promises to wait for his successful return , and gives him half of a locket ; and , they pledge their eternal love . While Pickfor... |
453,387 | 15,896,852 | 180,872 | 2 | The Quality of Mercy Is Not Restrained | Handsome , troubled Vietnam stud Steve Sandor ( as Olie Hand ) returns home , just as dad Richard X . Slattery ( as Mark Hand ) is having some problems with transient " carnie " Rockne Tarkington ( who is " sensitive , intelligent , and black " as Prophet ) and a gaggle of lawbreaker types . They include Ron Thompson (... |
453,702 | 15,896,852 | 64,782 | 2 | Miscast Your Musical | Successful California " Gold Rush " prospector Lee Marvin ( as Ben Rumson ) is in his element after digging a grave for the brother of singing cowboy Clint Eastwood ( as Pardner ) . A self-described " boozing man , " Mr . Marvin likes to live under the influence . Like Mr . Eastwood , Marvin also likes to sing . The tw... |
453,240 | 15,896,852 | 33,287 | 2 | Production Line Rogers | Roy Rogers stars as " Young Buffalo Bill " Cody , surveying the New Mexico landscape , fighting off Comanche Indians , and defending a diamond mine . And , wouldn't you know it ? - " Buffalo Bill " had a sidekick named " Gabby " , played by George " Gabby " Hayes ! Pauline Moore ( as Tonia ) adds some feminine charm to... |
452,722 | 15,896,852 | 507,834 | 2 | ( He's Got ) The Magic Touch | This two-part story is about Peter Hurkos , a man trying to escape from the Nazis , who falls from a five-story building and is severely injured . After awakening from a coma , Hurkos discovers that he now has some amazing psychic abilities . Struggling to deal with his newfound abilities , Hurkos falls into drinking ... |
453,467 | 15,896,852 | 190,524 | 2 | Behold a Pale Horse | On an overseas flight to London , journalist ' Buck ' Williams ( Kirk Cameron ) and pilot Rayford Steele ( Brad Johnson ) are caught in the middle of the most incredible event in history . Suddenly , without warning , dozens of passengers simply vanish into thin air . But it doesn't stop there . It soon becomes clear ... |
453,395 | 15,896,852 | 507,835 | 2 | ( Yes , He's ) The Great Pretender | This week's concluding half-hour begins by documenting Hurkos ( Albert Salmi ) ' s work with Dr . Lars Lindstrom ( Alf Kjellin ) , a likely parapsychologist . The doctor puts Hurkos through the obligatory ESP ( extra sensory perception ) tests . Hurkos does very well - but , really , how could he not ? " God gave such ... |
453,220 | 15,896,852 | 39,892 | 2 | Ronald Reagan Takes Shirley Temple in a Bizarre Act of Unnatural Love | In a small Ohio town , randy lawyer Ronald Reagan ( as Tom Bates ) is rumored to be the father , in a child-producing scandal . Eighteen years later , the child has grown into perky student Shirley Temple ( as Mary Hagen ) . " That Hagen Girl " doesn't know about her shadowy past , but intuitively feels the taint . Whe... |
452,634 | 15,896,852 | 878 | 2 | Marion Leonard is Decked Out | At a seaside resort , almost any lady can draw the " mashers " . Marion Leonard is " The Gibson Girl " , an extraordinarily beautiful woman ; so much so , she draws a crowd of admiring followers wherever she goes . The fact that Ms . Leonard's feminine frame is always complimented by figure hugging frocks doesn't help ... |
453,626 | 15,896,852 | 33,351 | 2 | Out of Bounds | Buck Jones ( as Buck Roberts ) , Tim McCoy ( as Tim McCall ) , and Raymond Hatton ( as Sandy Hopkins ) marshal their forces as " The Rough Riders " . Their first mission is to help pretty Luana Walters ( as Ruth Masters ) ; the family's " Master's Stage Line " is being robbed by wicked Tris Coffin ( as Steve Taggert ) ... |
453,150 | 15,896,852 | 57,298 | 2 | Maureen O'Hara Gets It in The End | The idea of John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara performing a western-style version of " Taming of the Shrew " is a good one ; and , the film shows some promise when Ms . O'Hara arrives ; she and Mr . Wayne appear to be in good physical shape . However , the film isn't really " Shrew " - it's " McLintock ! " If that isn't eas... |
452,874 | 15,896,852 | 31,880 | 2 | Rough Going on This Round-Up | Roy Rogers ( as Roy ) and sidekick Raymond Hatton ( as Rusty ) join Teddy Roosevelt's " Rough Riders " . Soon , they get suspended in order to " Round-up " the killer of partner Eddie Acuff ( as Tommy ) along the Mexican-U . S . border ; they discover creepy gold runners in the process . Notice how , even suspended , M... |
453,332 | 15,896,852 | 57,227 | 2 | Smokey Mountain Bore | Elvis Presley plays Brunet Lieutenant Josh and his Blond " hillbilly " cousin Jodie . Brunet Elvis has to secure the family of Blond Elvis ' land for an important U . S . Army base . The Elvises wrestle and stuff ; but , they never actually kiss . Yvonne Craig stands out among the busty mountain women ; later , she was... |
452,614 | 15,896,852 | 299,930 | 2 | It Rhymes with Really ? Bad | Handsome hit-man Ben Affleck ( as Larry Gigli ) falls in love with luscious lesbian Jennifer Lopez ( as Ricki ) , after the two are assigned to take care of kidnapped retard Justin Bartha ( as Brian ) . Clearly , Mr . Bartha is in the wrong movie . Will Mr . Affleck's longing looks loosen Ms . Lopez ' steadfast hips ? ... |
453,374 | 15,896,852 | 171,839 | 2 | The Scenic Route | A foreword tells the tale : " Thirty years ago - fate changed a fun-loving , reckless westerner into an outlaw - in the flash of a gamblers ( sic ) gun . Misfortune made Harry Tracy a killer - circumstance forced him to death by his own hand - at the climax of the greatest man hunt in history ! " That's about as exciti... |
453,633 | 15,896,852 | 35,430 | 2 | Norwegian Wood | Lyle Talbot ( as Robert " Bob " Owen ) fights Nazis in Norway , during World War II . Helping him out are native son George N . Neise ( as Erik Falken ) and British wisecracker Charley Rogers ( as Harry Hall ) . Mr . Neise's old acquaintance June Duprez ( as Inga Beckering ) adds femininity and intrigue to the cast . O... |
452,926 | 15,896,852 | 624,848 | 2 | Kurt Russell , Kid Ranger ! | After rounding up some horse thieves , Chad ( Peter Brown ) and Joe ( William Smith ) happen upon a wayward Native American Indian boy . It's 14-year-old Kurt Russell ( as Grey Smoke ) made-up to look like an Indian ; he is wearing a dark wig , headband , and a few feathers in his hair . Instead of turning him in , the... |
452,924 | 15,896,852 | 624,877 | 2 | Ranger Merry-Go-Round | Reese ( Neville Brand ) and semi-regular Claude Akins ( as Cotton " Buck " Buckmmeister ) stop gringo border bandits from robbing Spanish farmers in the southern city of San Diablo . The hapless farmers are grateful for Reese's particular mastery , and make him " Captain " of their village . While Mr . Akins tends to p... |
452,571 | 15,896,852 | 8,639 | 2 | Caught in a Harem | Bobby Vernon ( as Bobby ) and Gloria Swanson ( as Gloria ) sail to India ( " The land of elephants , and little clothes " ) , where they plan to elope . Upon arrival , Harem girls tempt Mr . Vernon , while a Rajah nabs Ms . Swanson . The Rajah has hundreds of wives , and wants Swanson in the group . Indians are upset ,... |
453,667 | 15,896,852 | 126,659 | 2 | Lugosi Hits the Wong Note | A group of Chinese merchants and importers are the target of a European import firm that uses a beautiful Eurasian girl and a mad scientist as the means to put them out of business . A newspaper reporter and her dashing boyfriend learn of the problems the Chinatown businessmen are dealing with and decide to investigat... |
452,932 | 15,896,852 | 624,865 | 2 | Neville Brand Is Bound ! Whipped ! and Broken ! | Everyone in Laredo is heading over to the annual fiesta in nearby San Gill . Chad ( Peter Brown ) and Joe ( William Smith ) want to join the celebration ; but , Capt . Parmalee ( Philip Carey ) assigns them office duty in Laredo . The Rangers try to trick Reese ( Neville Brand ) , returning from last week's assignment ... |
453,469 | 15,896,852 | 39,800 | 2 | In Living Color | A woman who was literally frightened to death narrates the story of how she arrived at her untimely demise . The woman is shown going through a series of circumstances that begin to wear down her psyche and drive her to madness . A lengthy line-up of suspects for the person responsible for her death has the police baf... |
452,651 | 15,896,852 | 624,882 | 2 | Martin Milner Joins the Rangers | Reese ( Neville Brand ) is put down , and repeatedly falls into some mud , as prissy and proper Martin Milner ( as Clendon MacMillan ) arrives at the Rangers ' Company B , looking for work . Surprisingly , Parmalee ( Philip Carey ) hires Mr . Milner on the spot ; and sends him out on a mission with the reluctant Reese ... |
452,801 | 15,896,852 | 35,396 | 2 | Sunrise Sunset | Roy Rogers ( as Roy ) , George " Gabby " Hayes ( as Gabby ) , and " The Sons of the Pioneers " help guardian Helen Parrish ( as Sylvia Clark ) claim and manage the land inherited by her ward , Baby Rodney . Bagley Ranch keeper Joan Woodbury ( as Vera Martin ) and cohort Onslow Stevens ( as Jackson ) want to swindle the... |
453,323 | 15,896,852 | 41,149 | 2 | O'Hara of Arabia | Unintentionally funny story with Maureen O'Hara as an Arab princess avenging the death of her father . She sings ! She dances ! She battles the evil " Black Robes " . Ms . O'Hara's possible knowledge of this movie's low worth may have enhanced her ludicrous performance . Vincent Price can always be depended on for an o... |
453,427 | 15,896,852 | 20,902 | 2 | A Fish Out of Water | Buster Keaton ( as Elmer ) is an incompetent Hollywood manager assigned to beauty contest winner Anita Page ( as Elvira ) . Robert Montgomery ( as Larry ) is around as romantic rival . Interestingly , the three main players are " stars " in the film ; however , they show little star quality in " Free and Easy " . There... |
453,236 | 15,896,852 | 34,120 | 2 | The Carpetbaggers | Roy Rogers ( as Vance ) is appointed sheriff of a Texas town , following the Civil War . A former Confederate P . O . W . , Mr . Rogers faces wicked carpetbaggers , led by Cy Kendall ( as Ballard ) . Assisting Rogers is his ever present pal George " Gabby " Hayes ( as Gabby ) , who happens to have a fetching niece , Ma... |
453,007 | 15,896,852 | 417,056 | 2 | Victoria's Secret | Pretty blonde Paris Hilton ( as Victoria English ) runs the sexy South Beach sorority " Gamma Gamma " . In order to win FHM magazine's coveted " Hottest Sorority " contest , Ms . Hilton decides to diversify the wealthy , blonde sorority set by accepting ethnic , ugly , fat , and otherwise non-blonde pledges . Beautiful... |
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