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It just ain't getting ' it done !
There is nothing wrong with redneck humor ; but Larry the Cable Guy's crude and politically incorrect humor can only go so far . Larry has a real comfortable job as a city health inspector . His upbeat and quirky investigations are not always sitting well with his boss ( Thomas Wilson ) . Larry's inspections of greasy ...
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Resurrect dragons revive a Korean legend .
Convoluted , confusing and hard as hell to follow . Albeit , some real good special effects . This movie is about resurrect dragons from a Korean legend smashing and bashing around California . Two creatures of legend , a Good Imoogi and a Dark Imoogi , both want to become heavenly dragons . Director Hyung-rae Shim has...
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Bad , bad B-Movie .
Robert Hutton directs and stars as a Los Angeles sports reporter Tom Gregory . After his plane lands through a midair disturbance , he finds the airport completely deserted . The city is surrounded by a mysterious fog , as slimy subterranean humanoid creatures have risen from the center of the earth caused by nuclear t...
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Is he one of a kind ?
It has been a long time since I have been this disappointed in a movie . There is so much to offer in a good depiction of the gruesome true life story of the cannibalistic serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer . There is torture , murder , cannibalism and homosexuality to deal with and this movie poorly addresses anything that ...
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Dreadfully lame sci-fi .
A Swiss mountain top is menaced by a cosmic mist that harbors a threat to the world ; a giant , crawling eyeball . Totally bad and a waste of time . Grade school children might enjoy . Forrest Tucker is the only known star .
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Bob Dylan the genius in disguise .
I'm a moderate fan of Dylan's music ; seeing him in concert only once . Personally I know very little about Dylan , the man . I will agree with millions about his lyrics touching many degrees of genius . I'M NOT THERE , okay pieces of Bob are represented here in six different characters including Christian Bale , Heath...
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Pay to get in ; pray to get out .
A below-zero-budget horror film about a group of students that decide to open their own haunted house on Halloween . A strange man named Hal comes to check the city codes trying to shut the house down ; but fails . The nine room haunted house opens for business , but soon the house takes on something evil that has the ...
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Just horrible . Waste of any effort .
Absolutely a piece of crap with all the appeal of a three-legged yellow dog's maggot pile . A " mockumentary " about an out of work filmmaker / director taking on an " interesting " assignment that if done right will answer the rumor of the century . He is hired to travel the country and interview people , most odd and...
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An old man spins tales to save his life .
After witnessing a murder , an old homeless man ( Wayne Dehart ) bargains for his life by telling the killers three stories of horror where the spirits of the wronged seeks revenge . In one tale , a young girl is drowned by cruel friends ; in another yarn , a young woman intends a clinical abortion until enduring horri...
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A man has got to eat .
Captain John Boyd ( Guy Pearce ) is decorated a hero of the American-Mexican War by way of cowardice . He is promoted / demoted to a rundown California outpost . A lone man appears seeking safety and tells a gruesome story of murder and cannibalism . This dark comedy is not for everyone . Some attractive winter scenery...
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Tempting . . . but stay away .
The subject matter might spark interest in some ; but this film delivers nothing you don't already know . The acting is terrible and plot just plows along into boredom . The focus is the family of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer's parent's and their struggle to comprehend their son's arrest and what turned him into the mo...
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No peace until this giant ' gator ' is caught .
This is NOT a sequel to ALLIGATOR ( 1980 ) , but the premise is still the same . A community is terrorized by a giant toxic alligator that crawls out of the sewer . A decent ensemble cast can not save this ' dud ' . The ' gator ' is just not scary enough and the pace of the story is equal to a bad accident . The divers...
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One hell of a virus .
This movie does have its moments , but you have to be quick to catch them . Gruesome in some spots and then others the horrible deeds are off camera . Disgruntled students want to get back at their Headmaster . A teen thinks it good pay back to download a virus on her school's state of the art computer system . Little ...
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Marabunta ! Killer ants !
Side stepping an ant hill is always wise . While you're at it , side step this TV offering . So predictable . So boring . A dormant volcano stirs ravenous soldier ants to attack a small Alaska town . Also known as MARABUNTA . No matter the title , they both equal lame . Julia Campbell is a small source of interest , bu...
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Titalating naked romp .
Welcome to Camp Sunshine where the nudist come to play and enjoy what they can get out of the sun . Bouncing boobs and bouncing buns . . . leap frog , wrestling and other friendly games that you can play naked . Nubile nudes all shapes and sizes soaking up the sun . An accidental toxic spill infiltrates Camp Sunshine (...
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Let me die ! Let me die !
Following a car accident , a mad scientist ( Jason Evers ) keeps the head of his fiancee ( Virgina Leith ) alive . He then goes on the prowl looking for the perfect body to make her whole again . Pretty lame all the way around , nothing redeeming here . Also in the cast are : Leslie Daniels , Bonnie Sharie and Bruce Br...
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Self-serving step-brother of Elvis steps into the spotlight .
Based on a true story . What exactly was David Stanley taking this time ? Everyone has an opinion ; Stanley writes , directs and produces this proverbial t # ^ d in a punch bowl . Why would Elvis put his life in the hands of a teenage hanger on ? If Mr . Stanley wants us to put credence in his self-serving story , why ...
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Fear comes in different sizes and strength .
Twenty foot , nine foot ; size is not that important when it involves these freaks of nature effected by insecticides and angered by underwater earthquakes . The giant ocean creatures bring fear to a tiny Polynesian island and a marine biologist ( Adam Baldwin ) and his young son ( Emile Hirsch ) try to protect them fr...
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Some kids are just too mean !
Just as some kids can be so mean ; some movies can just suck like this one does . Don't judge the whole franchise by this installment . Its time for summer camp again and Ronnie ( Paul DeAngelo ) returns as the junior partner of camp owner Frank ( Vincent Pastore ) . Ronnie wants to keep everyone in line and it isn't e...
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You don't want to know . . . you don't want to go to Room 6 .
More money was spent on the DVD case . Obviously low budget ; ridiculous story ; no acting ; terrible make-up . . . need more ? Following a traffic accident , a young woman ( Christine Taylor ) tries to get her fiancé ( Shane Brolly ) out of a demonic hospital that is located somewhere between reality and who knows whe...
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Some things are better not revisited .
Based on characters created by Stephen King is as good as it gets . Sorry , but this story is too similar to THE THING starring Kurt Russell to get very excited over . I did like the setting of the snow bound radio shack and the sounds of the harsh weather . Missing people return as the undead and the lurking evil is t...
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One big happy family . . . easier said than done .
Admiral Frank Beardsley ( Dennis Quaid ) is a widower with 8 children and his family is ' ship shape ' running like a Swiss watch . Helen North ( Rene Russo ) is a widowed handbag designer with 10 kids and believes in individual self expression . Frank and Helen end up going to their class reunion and discover the love...
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No kidding ! A secret agent ?
Adrenaline-charged combustion . Full throttled maximum volume action . A government agency recruits an extreme-sports enthusiast ( Vin Diesel ) to covertly thwart a maniacal terrorist . Also in the cast are : Samuel L . Jackson , Michael Roof , Asia Argento and Marton Csokas . Reality : absent . Escape : obvious with g...
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Not even a B movie .
Lame may be the best word to describe this attempt at horror . Primitive special effects . An attractive young woman ( Anne Kimbell ) is vacationing in Mexico and hears tales of missing persons and pets . She herself witnesses a giant octopus and a huge one-eyed amoeba like creature that may be the answer to the disapp...
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The Doctor has a strange secret .
Bela Lugosi is a mad scientist that comes up with a secret serum that turns him into a very agitated ape . In order to walk more erect and regain his human side . . . he needs to ' collect ' human spinal fluid . This is so lame it is a hoot . Lugosi fans must even shake their heads in wonderment . It is a fun time watc...
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Scraping the bottom .
A very weak and way below any kind of budget . Drive-in movie fare . While drive-in moviegoers are hugging , smooching and backseat bouncing , a lunatic is randomly picking victims to slash , dismember and kill . The drive-in is built on the former grounds of a circus and is being managed by former circus knife handler...
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The Earth is under attack .
Very interesting product from South Korea , a . k . a . REPTILIAN is equally good as it is bad . Far out story line with unimaginative dialogue . Very good F / X holds your interest . Hostile invading aliens reanimate a dormant giant lizard-like creature named Yonggary to eradicate humanity and take control of Earth . ...
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Grab life by the ball !
Misfits and half-wits play with their balls . Dodgeball is silly and parallels stupidity . Silly does not necessarily correlate with funny . Peter LaFluer ( Vince Vaughn ) runs a worn out gym called Average Joe's . Faltering and antiquated equipment and with mostly non-paying clients the gym is forced to undergo forecl...
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Haunting tale of revenge .
From the works of Edgar Allen Poe , a tale of African tribal rites , premature burial , vengeance , grave robbing and murder . An English aristocrat ( Vincent Price ) tries to hide his disfigured brother ( Alister Williamson ) , who escapes and blackmails a doctor ( Christopher Lee ) in hiding him and allowing him to s...
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Chaotic mayhem .
This British dark thriller concerns St . Caninus Hospital , an understaffed , underfunded , run-down private institution that is reeling from the possibility its wealthy owners will follow through with more budget cuts . The head of research has been murdered in this filth hole of a hospital and more grisly murders add...
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It is all in the bloodline .
Roger Corman directs ; Vincent Price acts ; and the beautiful Debra Paget is on the screen for the last time . This is part of Corman / Price's Edgar Allen Poe multiple ventures . This is close to being the worst , but there is plenty of chills and suspense to keep you watching . Price plays a 17th century warlock burn...
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Fear what you don't believe in .
Some things may need to stay in the dark . Christian Slater plays a private investigator specializing in the unexplainable supernatural . Tara Reid is a museum curator ( yeah , sure ) . Slater must prove and then try to destroy creatures from a bound ancient world trying to escape the dark . This movie is so convoluted...
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The Old West mixes with horror .
The title is misleading . Technically it is Dr . Frankenstein's granddaughter ( Nadia Onyx ) that the infamous outlaw Jesse James ( John Luton ) meets . This way out and wacky western has the fast shooting outlaw traveling with a hulk of a friend Hank Tracy ( Cal Bolder ) instead of his brother Frank . The two are runn...
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The beginning of the end of the world .
Jim Sonzero directs a screenplay by Wes Craven and Ray Wright . Too much technical babble and a story line that I found just not very interesting . A computer hacker accidentally downloads a strange wireless signal that threatens to consume the world . It is a vicious signal that allows the dead to enter the world by u...
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My gosh . . . where is the bug repellent ?
The Sci-Fi Channel claims this film holds the honor of having the highest rating of any Sci-Fi Pictures original to air in the network's 12 year history . Campy , flimsy and more than a bit lame ; this movie appears to have been written as a Bruce Campbell vehicle . The world is beating on the door of destruction by gi...
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A demented doctor messes with nature .
Heading a search for oil , a geologist ( John Agar ) finds adventure in the form of a mad doctor ( Jeff Alexander ) who seeks to create a reptile man . Also in the cast are Francine York , Bill Thurman and Shirley McLine . Talk about low budget . . . some kid gave up his lunch money to make this one . And when you fina...
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Some secrets are widely known .
Martin Scorsese directs this highly acclaimed bore fest . Elaborate costumes and sets , but a story line that offers very little . A high society lawyer ( Daniel Day-Lewis ) in mid 1800s New York City falls in love with his intended's ( Wynona Ryder ) cousin ( Michelle Pfieffer ) . A long time to wait for nothing to ha...
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Another giant mutation . This time it is a huge fuzzy spider .
The title is a bit ambitious . A small town , not the whole world is being terrorized by a giant spider . No real explanation for this creature is given . But it is big and scary and it kills people . . . so destroy it . Easier said than done . Creepy music makes for a tense atmosphere . Nice flick for a slumber party ...
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Terrifying visitors from the past .
Jon Porter ( Michael Gross ) returns to his old hometown for his mother's funeral and is haunted by evil teenagers that were responsible for his sister's death 30 years earlier . He must get rid of the ghostly demons to protect his teenage daughter Michelle ( Hilary Swank ) . Based on the conjuring of Stephen King and ...
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Another bird down . . . a chick is down .
Not like BLACK HAWK DOWN ( 2001 ) being the paradigm , this movie is very predictable and just lacking in the ability to sustain interest . Blame director Brian Clyde ? Or executive and famed / infamous producer Roger Corman ? General Frank Lewis ( Rutger Hauer ) commands a controversial tactical unit in the Philippine...
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Blackmail can be fun .
An estranged son ( Macaulay Culkin ) tries to blackmail his ex-con father ( Ted Danson ) into spending time with him . Danson and two cronies pull of a rare coin heist and then Culkin arrives wanting to share father and son time . The coins are used to blackmail the ponytailed Danson into pleasing the obnoxious Culkin ...
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Freaks of nature attack .
Somebody took the money and ran . C . Thomas Howell , Stella Stevens , Martin Kove and Andrew Pine put forth a minute portion of their abilities and compete with what looks like blow-up plastic ants the size of a house cat . Of course , an experiment goes wrong and giant genetically-engineered ants become out of contro...
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That dreaded fear of Communism .
A low-budget scare movie full of propaganda with tons of repeated stock footage . Having drinks in a Manhattan cocktail lounge are cattle baron ( Erik Blythe ) , tractor factory owner ( Robert Bice ) , TV reporter ( Gerald Mohr ) , a fetching " hottie " ( Peggie Castle ) and a mysterious stranger ( Dan O'Herlihy ) that...
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Avoid THE PLAGUE !
Horror master Clive Barker presents THE PLAGUE . Time to bring out that proverbial 10-foot pole . Total disappointment . Where is the horror ? Due to an eerie plague , the children of the world fall into a coma . Ten years later , at the same moment in time . . . they rise . With the oldest about 19 years old , there i...
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A small town with a big secret .
This slasher flick directed , written and produced by Marc Selz starts out interesting , but by the finale the twists and turns are so convoluted it becomes a mess . Two teenage couples are found in rural , small-town America and are feared the victims of an escaped lunatic . Sounds too damn familiar . Two detectives (...
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Sometimes tradition puts limits on dreams .
Humor and pathos are mixed in this study of the cultural and social clashes between a Chinese-Canadian daughter and her traditional parents . Sometimes give and take are not the solution . Not the easiest movie to watch . Sandra Oh shows much promise . Also in the cast are : Daniel Fong , Greg Chen , Alannah Ong and Cl...
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Gruesome twosome masters of gore .
A couple of wild rednecks from Texas , Billy Buck ( John Smihula ) and Jacob ( Adam Berke ) , relocate to Long Island to start a grass-cutting business . These two hillbillies easily get fed up with the newfangled attitudes and ways of the Northern city slickers . They do groom some lawns , but also murder and mutilate...
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A pitiful prequel .
This is one of those movies that cries for your full attention ; but this prequel to 2002's THE SCORPION KING is pitiful and the more you watch you realize this thing is just not going to get any better . The young warrior Mathayus ( Michael Copon ) witnesses his father's death at the hands of the evil and powerful Kin...
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The worm turns and rises .
I thought I would be watching a pretty decent B-movie and I was quickly mistaken . Special effects are mainly close-ups of your every day earth worm . The long shots give the worms the appearance of two foot long crimson spaghetti . Just like coming upon a bad car crash . . . it is so ugly you can't turn your head . Th...
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Be afraid of what you think you see . Spooky assignment .
Imagine if you will : four teen students have an assignment to spend the night in a haunted house in St . Francisville , Louisiana to check for the existence of the paranormal . If you watch this in the dark and late at night ; you possibly will have the hair on the back of your neck rise a couple of times . Otherwise ...
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Invitation to a romp in the snow .
It doesn't take a ski accident to come up lame with this one . It is questionable SKI PARTY even has one leg to lean on . A cheap WHERE THE BOYS ARE ( 1960 ) . Boys wanting to meet girls ; snow bunnies looking for the " right " guy . If you can party on the beach ; why not a ski slope ? Terrible script overshadowed by ...
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A man's obsession with a black leopard .
Check that lame-o-meter . Donald Pleasence is Axel MacGregor , a world renowned writer , test pilot , big game hunter and writer . MacGregor has a lop-sided sense of machismo and his ego has been threatened by a black leopard who attacked him on safari . He has the animal captured alive with the intent to let the beast...
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Looking for life on a strange planet .
Directed and written by Leonard Katzman , this space probe is slow and lacks excitement . The special effects seem as if this TV project was produced ten years earlier . A team of scientists , including the attractive Francine York , set out in the year 2000 to find a livable planet in space . The craft is forced to la...
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Kill the Queen .
A Sci-Fi Network original . Not the best . Not far from being the worst . An electrician ( Richard Grieco ) stumbles onto a " key " that can open a gateway to a parallel Earth that has been taken over by mutant spiders . The mutations have been controlled by a super-sized alien Queen for the past thirty years . She has...
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Can a skull really scream ?
Welcome to a bad ghost story and someone's nightmare . This horror tale finds a newly married husband ( John Hudson ) and wife ( Peggy Weber ) haunted by the memory of his previous wife and screaming skulls found throughout their empty mansion and lily pond . Is the husband really trying to drive his already anxious br...
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An old estate hides a secret .
Eerie , bizarre and somewhat confusing . Boris Karloff is a reclusive scientist that experiments with radioactive material and gains some very strange powers . Story line is hard to follow and just does not pack a punch . The ailing Karloff does what he can , but by far no means an example of his greatness . Nick Adams...
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Things aren't always as they appear .
A child psychologist ( Bruce Willis ) comes to the aid of a young mother ( Toni Collette ) , that is deeply concerned about her son ( Haley Joel Osment ) . The young boy not only sees dead people , but seems to be able to communicate with them as well . This is a complex thriller . It is well written and gives your ima...
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Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder .
Bobby and Peter Farrelly are at it again . Funny , but still a bit awkward . Jack Black is a superficial skirt chaser who is only interested in the " babes " . A self-help guru hypnotizes him to see the inner beauty and he falls in love with a 300 plus pound woman ( Gwyneth Paltrow ) . I could see where the story's who...
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Tornadoes terrorize Tennessee .
A TBS Production for TV that kind of falls short . A series of powerful tornadoes threaten to destroy a nuclear power plant in Tennessee . Some of the F / X are interesting , more interesting than the story itself . Sharon Lawrence is the unrealistic hero ; but she looks oh so good running around in a white tank top tr...
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Just like in the movies !
Interesting Sci-Fi / horror flick . A fading veteran of B-movies ( M . Emmet Walsh ) is signed out of the looney ward by his grandson ( Tobias Mehler ) who just arrived in town . Grandpa insists that the small town will feel the wrath of a monster's resurgence . . . just like in the movies . Plenty of gore , but the sp...
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Fun on the ski slopes .
Most of the male population at a college with ski slopes needs the help of a surf bum to defrost the Dean's secretary . The secretary has the female students keenly aware that most boys want only one thing from them . If the secretary can be made to appear to be ' easy ' , maybe ; just maybe , the girls will follow . M...
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And life goes on .
This is a ' round robin ' of several different stories and groups of characters that intersect each other . This makes for a tough time to follow and get into . The abundant strong language makes for reality , but may offend some viewers . Strong point is very good writing . Stick with this one . There is a diverse gat...
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Does the cycle really get broken ? A twist on serial killing .
Mediocre thriller about a serial killer killer . That's right . An astute FBI agent ( Patrick Muldoon ) is assigned to the Red Team that deals with unsolved serial killings . He stumbles into the case of his life when he is on the trail of a murderer whose victims are suspects themselves in serial killing . He thinks h...
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The proverbial td in a punchbowl .
This comedy ( questionable ) ranks right down there with the worst pieces of crap I've ever seen . Sorry , Billy Bob , you couldn't even pull this one out . Roger ( Jon Heder ) is a dork , with high anxiety and low self-esteem , working as a New York City meter maid . He enrolls in a top-secret confidence building clas...
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A direct hotline to the Devil .
Gracious be , what a story . A wicked teacher ( Rene Assa ) takes advantage of powers obtained from his phone calls to Satan . Some creative murder scenes and a fun watch with a party crowd . Debbie James is nice in the looks department , but light in acting skills . Patrick O'Bryan seems miscast as the biker hero . Al...
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Some secrets are not really secret .
An ex-fighter pilot ( Dale Midkiff ) uncovers a military conspiracy after he is asked by the U . S . Government to steal a supersonic plane carrying a very deadly secret weapon . Little real action . No thrills . Mediocre special effects . Far fetched Sci-Fi . Most characters are over acted . A bad imitation of a good ...
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Ned Kelly was a bad man . Ned Kelly was a legend .
This one kind of clops along like an average B movie is expected to . This may be a cult classic in Australia , but I just don't dig it . Exploitation of Mick Jagger ? Your guess is good as mine . Jagger plays Ned Kelley Australia's most notorious outlaw . Director Tony Richardson dramatizes the life of this bad man an...
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Regrettable . A human puzzle .
Unfortunately , director Leo Scherman's NEVER FORGET is all but memorable . Lou Diamond Phillips plays Steven , who awakens alone in the middle of the woods and he is bloody , beaten and hanging by his foot from a tree . Before the rope snaps and down comes Steven a blood covered knife falls from his pocket . He has no...
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A rising star can only rise so far before falling .
This movie is impudent enough to bedazzle you . A funny satirical mockumentary about the rise and fall of a dimwitted bus driver that becomes a country & western one-hit-wonder . Billy Burke plays Dill Scallion the unlikely star with his hit " When You Shared You " . His gimmick is having his foot stomped on before goi...
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Chunk of crap .
Try to build a movie around Tara Reid and what do you get ? A menacing horror flick turns into a nagging headache and nerve wrecker . Failed transportation and bad weather force a group of friends led by Jay ( Reid ) searching for refuge and finding an abandoned recycling plant . They discover two men brutally murdered...
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Man the lifeboats .
This may be a must to avoid . The bizarre reappearance of a luxury liner lost in the Bermuda Triangle twenty five years ago has curious visitors determined to solve its mysteries . Judd Nelson somehow finds his way into sinkers , I mean stinkers like this one . Pretty much a waste . Also in the cast are : Janet Gunn , ...
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When it really needs to get there . . . call The Foreigner .
Can they possibly get any worse than this ? Probably . But after all Steven Seagal gets to do what he does . Well kind of ; this time instead of mortally wounding the bad guys he just wounds them . By reputation of being a bad ass agent Seagal is hired to deliver a special package from France to America . But it is not...
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Not every racetrack is oval like every driver is not the same .
The trailer lures you in and bam it hits you . . . . did I pay to watch this ? Loud music , fast cars and even faster women in between some very good racing scenes does not equal a good movie this time around . Great F / X crash visuals is the best thing you'll see here . A young hot shot racer ( Kip Pardue ) is nearin...
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Control is out of control .
David Norton ( Timothy Hutton ) is a best-selling author that of course controls the heroes , villains and subject matter of his 25 novels . Without explanation the real world starts imitating his fictional world . . . to be exact just like his very first book . While speaking at a conference on a Mediterranean island ...
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Little wooden puppets take care of the bad guys .
Dr . Magrew ( George Peck ) strives to give human attributes to expertly crafted wooden puppets . Emily Harrison who plays Jane Magrew is the bright spot of the movie . But the puppets themselves are the real stars . The killer puppets do away with the bad guys . The action scenes are good , but there are too few to ge...
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A creepy drive-in favorite .
You like movies that are so bad , they're good ? You know who you are . Borderline ridiculous even better . MOUNTAINTOP MOTEL MASSACRE features amateur acting , terribly cheap special effects and top notch creepy atmosphere . Evelyn ( Anna Chappell ) , after a three year stay at the Arkansas Mental Hospital , runs the ...
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If you only knew who prepared your favorite dish .
From the makers of THE INCREDIBLES and CARS a comedy with a little of this and a touch of that and enough for seconds . Its a view of Paris that begins . . . under the city . Remy ( Patton Oswalt ) is a determined rat with big ambitions of becoming a great French chef . Fate places Remy and his family in the Parisian s...
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Chris Kringle , Jr is a jail-bird .
Made-for-TV for the Hallmark Channel . Tame and lame , but is something the whole family can enjoy together . Chris Kringle , Jr . ( Nick Stabile ) is a hapless slacker that is a source of embarrassment for his famous jolly-old-elf father . Chris wants to change how people see him ; he figures he could actually change ...
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A tough mission for a special squad of G . I . Joe's .
Edward Cahn directs this very low budget war yarn . Mike Connors leads a special squad assigned to destroy top intelligence papers in the Philippines . The mission is almost suicidal , because the Japanese have set up a HQ in the small building housing the hidden documents . Familiar stock footage is meshed with this s...
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Sometimes you need a little help . . . sometimes a lot .
Talk about an unlikely duo . This comedy crime caper stars Queen Latifah , who plays Belle , a none too timid taxi driver on her first day with a souped-up taxicab with NASCAR on her mind . Belle by random accident finds herself helping a clumsy inept cop ( Jimmy Fallon ) , who is driving challenged and hails a cab to ...
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Rootin ' tootin ' Roy Rogers and Trigger .
The singing cowboy Roy Rogers is a Border Patrol agent delving into the disappearance of several men near the border between Mexico and San Angelo . Along with Sheriff Cookie Bullfincher ( Andy Devine ) and a sensational novelist from the East Lee Madison ( Dale Evans ) , Roy discovers that Rex Gridley ( John McGuire )...
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Living up to your word isn't always easy .
This made-for-TV movie has its moments . As for action . . . hurry up and wait . Based on actual events this drama chronicles the mostly nonviolent rescue of a tribe of pro-American people , the Montagnards , who are trapped in Indochina in the wake of the Viet Nam War . Cast features Michael Gross , Gerald McRaney , C...
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Creepy persistent serial killer is hard to stop .
Not the greatest by any means ; but decent for a low end budget horror flick . Sheriff Berger ( Robert Englund ) watches a vicious serial killer named Chambers ( James Brinkley ) die in the electric chair . . . twice . At a going out of business hospital morgue , Chambers arises and does his thing . . . rip the heart o...
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A cure is maybe just a sting away .
Convoluted and ridiculously lame . A scatter-brained story line is easy to cause confusion . An entomologist ( Shane Brolly ) is searching out a rain forest to trap thousands of killer wasps in hopes their venom may hold the cure for his seriously ill wife . Of course , as expected , the wasps get loose and must be sto...
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If he only had a brain .
Written by , directed by and starring the champ of camp Bruce Campbell . Easy on its easy to tell this is a budget on a shoestring affair ; filmed independently in Bulgaria . All I can really say for sure is that silly is not always funny . Campbell plays an affluent American business man with a cheating wife ( Antoine...
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Screwing to the center of the earth .
Based on a Edgar Rice Burroughs novel , AT THE EARTH'S CORE provides little more than means to escape and give your brain a rest . A Victorian scientist Dr . Abner Perry ( Peter Cushing ) invents a giant burrowing machine , which he and his American partner ( Doug McClure ) use to corkscrew their way deep into the eart...
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Emotional and terrifying struggle f or survival .
Overambitious and shoddy ; and at times too darkly lit . DARK REALITY'S scenario is not even close to being original . Dark and dank basement . Kidnapped prisoners . Fearful survival . Carey ( Alisha Seton ) tells her family and friends she will be backpacking across Europe . She doesn't make it out of town . She is gr...
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He is his father's son .
Ho-hum . An inventor's ( Horst Buchholz ) deadly biological weapon is in danger of falling into the wrong hands . Unknowingly his son ( Luke Perry ) has been working on the antedote all along . Enter CIA agent Olivia d'Abo and the cat-and-mouse car chases and gunfire begins . Also in the cast are : Tom Conti , Hendrick...
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Together even after death .
John ( Jonathan Flanigan ) and Jennifer ( Beverly Hynds ) are a couple badly in the need of a weekend getaway . A short cut ends up being ill fated . A tire blows out on a country road in the middle of the woods . . . and its in the wee hours of the night , of course . They believe they have discovered a dead body alon...
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He feels that he is a woman .
Such a serious subject to turn out so campy and ludicrous . George Jorgenson Jr ( John Hansen ) realizes at an early age that he is a female trapped in a male's body . This tends to be a bizarre biography of the famed 50s phenomenon first sex change . . . George becomes Christine . Not exactly and in-depth study and it...
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Voyage to the moon no accident .
Dirk Green ( Michael Whalen ) wants to keep the spaceship he built to himself without any interference from the government . When he finds a couple of escaped convicts hiding in the craft , he forces Lon ( Gary Clarke ) and Gene ( Tommy Cook ) to become his crew and it is all systems go . The missile is launched and fo...
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Portrait of an extraordinary entertainer .
Among a plethora of Elvis documentaries , ELVIS : THE COMPLETE STORY does not ride to the top nor sink far from the bottom . Ted Newsom writes and directs this two hour look at the life and career of Elvis Presley . An examination of the man and the entertainer through the use of still photos , vintage footage , movie ...
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The story of a gruesome serial killer .
Michael Feifer writes and directs this fictitious story based on the arrest of Edward Gein in Plainfield , Wisconsin . Gein was responsible for a rash of gruesome murders that sent a shock wave of terror through his rural hometown in the late 1950's . His evil mind and twisted world is suspected to be caused by his dom...
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Not one without the other .
More of an exploitation movie using the Siamese twins Violet and Daisy Hilton . The sisters have a vaudeville act that needs some more promotion by their ' no shame ' manager Ted Hinkley ( Allen Jenkins ) . He has a shame marriage arranged between one of the sisters and a playboy magician ( Mario Laval ) . The two timi...
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Two modernized Poe stories .
Two adaptations of Edgar Allen Poe's dark tales . Two famed directors and recognizable stars . I was real eager to view TWO EVIL EYES , but it didn't take all that long and I was bored to death . Not enough action ; not enough gore . George Romero directs THE FACTS IN THE CASE OF M . VALDEMAR , where a deceitful cheati...
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Sometimes love needs a shove .
Sappy romantic comedy . Cute does not make memorable . An aspiring chef ( Freddie Prinze ) cooks up a whirlwind relationship with a wannabe artist ( Julia Stiles ) . Serious love seems to need deeper thought and a swift kick in the butt . Also in the cast are Selma Blair , Lucie Arnaz and Henry Winkler . Ashton Kutcher...
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He feels pretty . . . analyze what ?
Harold Ramis directs his sequel to ANALYZE THIS . This get together is really not much better than the first . Situational comedy that gets a little stale . Neurotic mobster Robert De Niro is released from prison and into the custody of his psychiatrist Billy Crystal . My favorite scene is when Crystal has run out of f...
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Grissly horror filmed in Blood Color .
Soooo bad ; but fun to watch . Herschell Gordon Lewis is a one man gore master . He directs , produces , creates a story line and takes charge of cinematography and special effects . He also provides the original music . A weird and deranged Egyptian caterer ( Mal Arnold ) searches for beautiful young women to mutilate...
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You can't always have what you want .
Small-budget and lame . Quentin Kemmer ( Devon Gummersall ) plays a wimpy comic book fanatic who works as a security guard at a biotech lab doing research with giving humans the natural traits of spiders . At home Quentin would dream of being like his comic book hero The Arachnid Avenger and concern himself with wantin...
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Betty Page . . . the pin-up icon .
This documentary is a reenactment of the last few years of Betty Page's ( Paige Richards ) career . The Tennessee tease was the most recognizable pin-up queen in history . Her most memorable work came in the 1950's and was fetish photos , bondage and cat-fight " girly flicks " . Irving Klaw ( Dukey Flyswatter ) at his ...