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Are you my coworker? I swear my boss will randomly scream and its embarrassing. | Surprise |
True :/ | Neutral |
What if I dont want the service? Why should I be forced to purchase that service? | Fear |
It's a reference to an old tweet [NAME] sent about [NAME] when he was still in Congress ahah. | Neutral |
And then I got to meet the president. My name is [NAME] and this is my homo story. | Neutral |
A life well spent.... | Affection |
If we flip it, it’ll be too expensive for you to illegally emigrate there and retire, grandma. | Fear |
I'm sitting here as he has never even lurked. | Neutral |
sorry should clarify ... have dinner / drinks and then go our separate ways to other events that night. | Disgust |
Out of town then, too. I blocked 3/21. W00t!!! | Neutral |
The only winner here is this guys future divorce lawyer. | Optimism |
> Yes, I truly believe in soul mates. we'll just have to agree to disagree | Fear |
right. which is why he got suspended. because nothing happened. makes sense. | Neutral |
Say you ate something or say things they cannot measure. | Neutral |
Her attempts to be “edgy” fall flat are incredibly cringeworthy. | Fear |
Ah good call - I dont plan to take submissions for that reason | Affection |
Just tried and I was able to register it. I got the first Juul from the same place too and that charger worked fine | Neutral |
I have a feeling if my car won’t start my ETL would come and Uber me to work | Optimism |
No I don't lose points from losing to someone I wouldn't get points from beating. | Neutral |
So much better that way! | Affection |
... Oh dear gods, no... | Sadness |
That’s a pretty cool TIL | Affection |
All of Leviticus is wonderful and interesting. (But I do get the point you are making). | Affection |
Try painting a penis around the pothole. Seems to have worked in Manchester | Anger |
Disgusting. This is blatant nepotism, and that man should be ashamed. | Disgust |
This article was written so poorly that it's hard to take seriously. It's like a stream of consciousness with very little to actually say | Anger |
love how nobody decides to run over to him and help | Anger |
My guess is that we will get it done at $9.1 for 8 years. Slightly high number now that will seem like a bargain in 4-5 years. | Neutral |
Might be wrong but isn't it [NAME] who wanted gase more than mac | Neutral |
I would of at least helped the poor guy. Throw some fire crackers at the dam thing | Anger |
Wait is this the original template where all the satire comes from? | Happiness |
Or both! | Neutral |
good point I’ll keep that in mind | Affection |
Why did he think that you work there? People visit hospitals all the time. | Surprise |
Dont break NC. Bring doggo inside and warn the grandparents. Unless theres a good doggo beach/park nearby then maybe go out instead | Anger |
Wait..whaaa? :D | Neutral |
Wow, pretty transphobic to say prostate owners have a penis and non-prostate owners have a vagina. What about the neovagina and front-hole bearers? /s | Affection |
Women don't get an ego boost from and don't enjoy sex with men they're ambivalent about. | Neutral |
Horrible night for dodo | Happiness |
Sky full of song, June, Patricia and The End of Love all by Florence + The Machine | Neutral |
lmao and I thought I was the only one | Affection |
We need an update, man. What's this "Outside" like??? | Surprise |
Lol. Build your own or make some tweaks to the printer. | Anger |
Yeah that's what I just got. Fkin annoying. | Anger |
I haven't listened to new music since 2006. | Surprise |
I gotchu bro, house By Gucci Mane I’m a huge Gucci mane fan. | Affection |
Shhhhhhh ... It will be ok, honey. | Affection |
Knew someone at that actual party, according to them he was talked into doing it by Odd Future members not sure who tho | Neutral |
I have no idea what that means. | Fear |
Just hanging out at UQ St Lucia is pretty cool. | Affection |
“Why is there always someone that brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?” -[NAME] | Surprise |
I am afraid to look, but my morbid curiosity draws me to ask. | Disgust |
I just have a controller on my desk that I turn on when I fly. I've always hated mouse flying. | Anger |
I've seen Orange Marmalade in the No Brand store. | Neutral |
Just like an unwritten rule to discuss a perfect game during a perfect game. Interesting | Affection |
Why did you think the BP script was better than Spiderverses? | Surprise |
yeah. thanks for your reply | Affection |
Police numbers in London are at their lowest (per head of population) in twenty years. Those fucking cuts! | Sadness |
So edgy. | Fear |
It’s not clear to me that vulnerability functions as an ethical compass. Will table further replies in deference to a culture war thread. | Neutral |
Oh boy.... | Neutral |
[NAME] hire a mod and write up some rules! Is this a text based story sub or images or videos or chaos? | Surprise |
I wish I could be desensitized to my sadness sometimes lol | Sadness |
Seriously, I’ve been catching and loving this one since it first came out. | Affection |
Damn if we could beat the Spurs ~~reserves~~ that would be great | Optimism |
Wait did he’s married with a family and tried getting in your pants?! | Surprise |
i will downvoted u into oblivion!!!!!! | Anger |
Wrong on so many levels. Just sit back and watch it implode. It will hurt at first, but guarantee, you will have the last laugh. | Happiness |
I feel like you almost have to or else some regulars will try to pull a fast one thinking your a green bean. | Neutral |
Don't eat the [NAME] family. You shouldn't eat trash. | Happiness |
Oh, I don’t know, maybe... Vaccinate? | Fear |
Food must be good then. It looks good. Besides the wood plank lol | Affection |
In her defense it’s like 20 something degrees in Indiana right now | Neutral |
Wish they showed us more of their friendship in previous episodes, this drawing is amazing. | Happiness |
My favourite goes back to one of the first battles ever on YouTube: | Happiness |
Hell yeah o/ | Disgust |
Because he’s actually cool with racism and anti-semitism. Just draws the line at rape. | Neutral |
I love [NAME] | Affection |
Strange, I just told a few hundred guns to go kill people. They didnt respond. Are my guns broken? | Fear |
Lol. Ill try but its just not fun anymore. Haven't dashed in 2 weeks. Busy day job now so no extra time for shenanigans | Anger |
The Swiss military used pigeons until 1994. are cost-effective... Anyway, sounds like DHL is your best bet. | Affection |
I just can’t. I love you [NAME], thanks for the laughs always x | Affection |
Guys message got deleted, what did he say? | Surprise |
No it’s not! It’s much easier to pull in to the space and leave it there. | Neutral |
The other person was [NAME] on Hell's Kitchen. Shot herself in 2007. | Sadness |
That's a lot of words to say "I'm upset that women don't want to date me." | Sadness |
Suddenly, I was awake. | Neutral |
So you abandoned your Russian heritage for... what, exactly? The things you are describing are the result of the west screwing Russia over. | Fear |
this rabbids x drag race collab is everything i didn't know i needed | Neutral |
Yeah, I actually do really like the TD Centre. Love walking around on (non bone chilling Saturday's) and just admiring the city. | Affection |
Lmao r/starwarsleaks and r/starwarsspeculation in a nutshell | Neutral |
She is an asshat for driving on the walkway but fuck these guys. They should probably find something better to do with their lives. | Neutral |
Lol this happened literally 5-10 seconds after the screenshot was taken too | Happiness |
More like [NAME] stalker,lol. | Happiness |
It's hard to start over. I wish you happiness. | Affection |
You said it baby, can't wait to see what marvelous wonders the rest of 2019 will bring! | Surprise |
I’d say probably not | Neutral |
It’s been over 20 years since I rode the 15. I’m still traumatized. | Sadness |
Great show honestly | Affection |
Highlights will be glorious to watch! Here’s [NAME] shootout zinger! | Happiness |
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