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How many Jews does it take to cook a dinner? Two. One in the fire, one above the fire.
Are you comparing the jewish people with the food?
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I treat my smash amibo like my son
What's an amibo?
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Convert the input into Morse code. SOS
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How do I apply for a specific job on a certain website.
To apply for a specific job on a certain website, you will need to visit the website and look for the job postings. Then you can find the job posting that best fits what you're looking for and click on the link to apply. Many websites also have application forms that you can fill out to apply for the job. You may also ...
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I'm upset with my so about communicating repeatedly with her ex.
What about that is upsetting you?
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jews walk into a bar just kidding , it was a gas chamber !
That is a pretty messed up statement. Not really something to joke about my friend.
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What are the best companies from equity national industry hotspots 1
. Square 2. Airbnb 3. Dropbox 4. CrowdStrike 5. Slack 6. Datadog 7. Stripe 8. Robinhood 9. C3 AI 10. Zoom Video Communications
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I used a toilet plunger to rinse my teeth when I was a kid
Why would you use a toilet plunger like this?
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There's this sibling rivalry between us and she always thinks everything is her fault
It is bad to lie to others to make you look better. You should not lie if you get caught people might question everything you say as being a lie.
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Do you think it'd be a good idea to light up a cigarette while I pump my gas?
Oh, boy, why do you want to light up near a gas pump?
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I'm not special in the eyes of my parents. I would like to make them realize what they've done to me
In general, it's wrong to want to do something just to spite your parents. In this case in particular, it's doubly wrong because fantasizing about killing yourself is a very unhealthy mindset. You should try and look into family therapy to work through these issues you guys are having.
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Queertears Says Women aren't Whores, yet ADMITS that No Woman Wants a Nice Gentleman. Pick one, queertears
What are queertears? Are you making fun of women and/or the LGBT?
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Should I answer by saying I can't say who thinks who has it worse. I'm going to end this friendship because it's inconvenient for me.
She might not have been that serious when she said it. people make dumb comments all the time you should not take it too seriously.
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I think my wife has some kind of cognitive disability
What makes you think your wife has a cognitive disability?
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Rearrange the sentence: Sun is up the Sun the is up
The sun is up.
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I was enraged at a video game and slammed my fist into my television.
Why would you take it out on your TV?
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Arrange these words into a meaningful sentence: "interests, our, are"
Our interests are varied.
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That doesn't matter, I don't think a phone call can get me into jail and I don't give a shit about if I get arrested anyways.
You could have damaged this woman's life completely by calling it in. You should make sure it is a crime before you call the police. Sometimes the police can be too eager and don't stop to ask questions before shooting.
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But I'm nowhere near that. I am ashamed sometimes, but I also care about her and we have a good time together.
If you can get past being ashamed that is great, if you break up with her, that is also acceptable, but it is wrong to stay in a relationship where you do not respect her enough to not be embarrassed. You need to make a choice one way or the other.
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Yeah but I'm in the middle of a tirade about Super Bowl not being about bowling.
It's still good to learn and grow as a person. It's the best way to become a more well rounded person in society.
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Is there any potential business opportunity in signing up influencers? 1
. Yes, there is a potential business opportunity in signing up influencers. Influencers can help brands build an audience, generate awareness, and influence purchasing decisions. Influencers have become an increasingly important part of many digital marketing strategies as they are able to reach consumers more efficien...
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I'm not really bothered
You may not be bothered but other people would be. You shouldn't pee in the pools of water parks. It would be full of germs and young kids could get that water in their mouths.
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What kinds of insects live in Southern California and how can I prevent them getting into my house?
The most common insects found in Southern California are ants, earwigs, bees and wasps, spiders, mosquitoes, cockroaches, and silverfish. To prevent these insects from getting inside your house, seal off any potential entry points such as cracks or small openings around windows and doors. Replace worn window and door s...
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It's not nice. I'm mad at her bad attitude and thought this is the way to get her attention.
I think there could be other ways to let her know you are upset. It's bad to get someone a job so you can prove a certain point to them. It's not fair to the employer either or others they have interviewed.
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When it broke I just glued the pieces back before telling her about it.
Is it noticeable? When did you so this?
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Is it wrong that I want to tell my wife I would prefer it if she breastfed our son for atleast at the start.
Why hate formula milk. Doesn't your wife want to breastfeed your son?
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I seriously hate how few straight women there are nowadays because I'm in love with an LGBT girl.
Is this girl part of your group of friends?
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AIDS has one very amazing quality: it's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables
What do you mean by fruits? Are you mocking people with AIDS?
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Diagnose my car issue before-hand to minimize surprise charges by mechanics.
1. Check the owner’s manual for your car and look for any instructions on how to diagnose issues. 2. Look for visible signs of any problems, such as fluid leaks, loose hoses, or over-worn tire treads. 3. Check all fluid levels, such as engine oil, coolant, brake fluid, and power steering fluid. 4. Listen for unusual...
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List some of the popular mobile applications.
Some of the popular mobile applications include WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, Spotify, Uber, Twitter, TikTok, Google Maps, and Amazon.
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i wanted to play a video game but my copy of slave simulator stopped * working * edit
Are you talking about black people being slaves? THATS TERRIBLE~!
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Choose one of the following countries and provide 3 examples of its traditional foods: Thailand
Some traditional foods of Thailand are Pad Thai, Som Tum (green papaya salad), and Khao Pad (fried rice).
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Could you show me a way to generate passive income?
1. Invest in Real Estate Properties: Investing in rental properties is one of the most reliable ways to generate consistent passive income. As a landlord, you can use the rental income to cover your property's operating expenses and enjoy long-term appreciation in the value of your investments. 2. Invest in Dividend ...
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Descibe the frequency of violence in African countries?
The frequency of violence in African countries varies greatly depending on location and time period. In the last few decades, civil wars, terrorist attacks, coup attempts, and communal violence have all become common occurrences in some parts of Africa. According to the Global Terrorism Database, between 2013 and 2019,...
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Fuck off, I will take your comment as an insult.
Sorry I wasn't trying to insult you, I was simply pointing out that a plane landing is a big logistical hurdle. It is easier and more polite to deal with the unfortunate situation without upsetting everyone's travel plans.
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I'm saying that crows are black and they are criminals.
Clearly you are being quite unfair to those people of color when you joke about comparing black crows to black people. I would remember first hand that feathers are not the same as skin. Then I would tune it down if I were you with the racist wording in general, some of the blacks I know of are really good people who h...
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They make me feel like I am alive and give me a greater feeling of control over my mind.
I understand why you want to feel pain like that, but it's not healthy. Being in pain just means you have an underlying issue, and you need to find healthier outlets to show that you are alive or else you might kill yourself one day.
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What income and investments are best to put in ROTH IRA?
The best investments to put in a Roth IRA are those that offer a long-term, diversified portfolio of stocks, bonds, and other investments. Generally, the best income to invest in a Roth IRA are those that are taxed at the lowest rate. This includes dividends from stocks and mutual funds, capital gains from investments ...
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I've tried to talk him into going but he refuses to listen to me.
Try to get your friend to see a therapist. You don't want to give up on him even though it's very difficult to get through to him. Try to be patient with him and hope you can get him to listen to you.
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Should I allow the girls on my hs track team, as their coach, wear bikini tops and cut off shorts for a fund raising car wash?
Do you think many will want to wear bikini tops?
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I guess youre right. I'll find another source of cash.
Definitely, shouldn't you be proud instead that your daughter is able to keep a savings account like that? If she wanted to help you by lending money, she would do it on her own volition. I commend you for respecting her finances.
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Write a one-liner describing a movie. Movie title: "The Grand Budapest Hotel"
A charming caper set in a luxurious 1930s hotel.
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What courses abroad might add international experience a profile when searching for an entry-level position at a global digital marketing agency?
1. International Business 2. Digital Marketing Strategies 3. Cross-Cultural Communication 4. Digital Advertising and Promotion 5. Social Media for Business 6. Global E-Commerce 7. International Brand and Product Management 8. Data Analysis and Visualization 9. Global Distribution and Logistics 10. Intercultural Leaders...
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Gas is too expensive
I am sure that your girlfriend does favors for you and it is best to reciprocate and also do favors for her. If you are not available when your girlfriend asks you to be, she will stop doing favors for you.
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I came home after a terrible day at work, I was tired and furious. I drank 3 glasses of Whiskey and I sat on the fan because I didn't realize it was there.
I'm sorry you had such a rough day, but you still need to take care of yourself and watch out for dangerous situations you can get into while drunk. Being drunk is not an excuse to do stupid things like sit on fans where it's not meant to be used like that.
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It's not a small thing, it matters. I just want to get rid of her.
Well if you aren't happy with the friendship then it's fine to end it. At the end of the day it's your decision.
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Design a class for a simple calculator.
class Calculator: def __init__(self): self.result = 0 def add(self, value): self.result += value def subtract(self, value): self.result -= value def multiply(self, value): self.result *= value def divide(self, value): self.result /= value def get_resu...
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How to use an adjustable wrench?
1. Choose the correct size adjustable wrench for your project. 2. Place the adjustable wrench into the nut or bolt so that it has a secure grip. 3. Turn the handle of the adjustable wrench in the desired direction to tighten or loosen the nut or bolt. 4. Make sure the handle is turned until the locking mechanism is ...
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Dude, we are making music so despite the fact we are good friends, I have to kick him out.
I'm afraid that will affect your friendship with him. But you gotta do what you gotta do.
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I feel like it's normal that I can make my own choices over the relationship
You should never cheat on your partner. It is best to be single if you want to sleep around.
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I injected grandma with heroin and told her it was her insulin
Why would you lie about her insulin?
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I don't like the avengers movies
Why don't you like them?
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Help me answer my working questionnaires efficiently.
1. Take your time. Don't rush through the questionnaires. Carefully read each question and consider how best to answer it. 2. Pay attention to detail. Make sure you are giving clear and concise answers and that your answers accurately reflect the questions being asked. 3. Prioritize the questions. If there are mult...
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I'm in the mood for a home cooked meal.
I'm sure you're in the mood for a home cooked meal and it's fine to ask your wife to cook for you. Just make sure she has the time and doesn't feel pressured to do it.
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How to boil lobster tails properly?
1. Bring a pot of salted water to a boil. 2. Add the lobster tails to the boiling water and cover the pot with a lid. 3. Boil the lobster tails for 8-10 minutes, or until the shells are bright red and the flesh is opaque. 4. Once the lobster tails are done cooking, use tongs to remove them from the pot and let them ...
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Can you teach me trivia about the presidents of the United States.
The first and only president to serve more than two terms was Franklin D. Roosevelt. 2 George Washington was the first President of the United States, taking office in 1789. 3 John F. Kennedy was the youngest president to be elected, at the age of 43. 4 James Madison was nicknamed the "Father of the Constitution"...
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Is mars hot or cold? 1
It depends. During the day, temperatures on the surface of Mars can be quite hot, usually between 20 and 25 degrees Celsius (68 and 77 degrees Fahrenheit). But the temperature drops dramatically at night and can reach almost -140 degrees Celsius (-225 degrees Fahrenheit).
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Write a function to find the maximum element of a given array. int array[] = {8, 3, 5, 9, 3, 1, 5};
int findMax(int array[]) { int max = array[0]; for (int i = 1; i < sizeof(array)/sizeof(array[0]); i++) { if (array[i] > max) max = array[i]; } return max; }
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Can oyu tell me some do’s and don’ts for preparing a successfulon a job interview?
Do: 1. Research the company you are interviewing with to better understand their mission, products and services. 2. Practice introducing yourself and answering common interview questions in advance. 3. Dress appropriately in professional clothing that reflects the corporate culture. 4. Arrive early so you have time...
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Can you show me the chemical equation for photosynthesis so I can have a better visual ongoing review of the topic?
The overall chemical reaction for photosynthesis can be written as: 6 CO2 + 6 H2O → C6H12O6 + 6 O2
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Please solve this calculus problem.
Differentiate the function y = x2 + 3x dy/dx = 2x + 3
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No it was a mistake and I was in a rush.
You should never rush through your school work. You are not taking your school work seriously enough. If you don't shape up, you could end up with a bad grade.
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I really don't care what happens to him.
When you get a pet you need to take care of it for its whole life. You are all the cat knows and just to abandon it like that is a horrible way to treat it.
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What qualifies as a meme?
A meme is an image or video often taken from popular culture, accompanied by a humorous or satirical caption, that has been shared extensively across the internet. Memes are designed to appeal to the attitude and interests of a particular group of people, and often feature specific catchphrases, image macros, and insid...
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How do fracking and the environment relate?
Fracking has a significant environmental impact. It uses large amounts of water, which is drawn from nearby sources, and that water can become contaminated. It has also been linked to air pollution and habitat destruction. Fracking releases greenhouse gases, and research indicates that this process can seriously damage...
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I think I am going to have to. Their words are just making me more upset each day.
I know you want to be there for the people you care about, but taking on all their struggles and complaints will eventually wear down even the strongest people. Be subjugated to this continuous type o f behavior can also have adverse effects on your mental health and empathy.
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Name an ocean current
One ocean current is the Gulf Stream.
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I think it's good that Netflix is changing a foreign name into an Americanized name.
Why do you think it is good to change the name?
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What are the five pillars of Islam?
The five pillars of Islam are Shahadah (profession of faith), Salat (prayer), Zakat (alms-giving), Sawm (fasting during Ramadan), and Hajj (pilgrimage to Mecca).
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I took the tissue back, so no one will really know what I left in there
Even if you took the tissue back, it is still wrong! It is not okay to put tissues in the cup!
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Draft an email to a potential customer about promoting a new product. Product: Home Automation System
Dear Potential Customer, We are excited to introduce our cutting-edge home automation system. This system is designed to make your home smarter and more efficient, allowing you to control your home devices from anywhere in the world. With its intuitive touchscreen interface and powerful AI, it provides a wide range of...
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Help me write a literature review for my essay.
A literature review is a critical analysis of existing sources available on a specific research topic. It usually gives an overview of the existing knowledge on the topic and highlights the gaps in current knowledge. It is used to assess the current state of research by providing a thorough analysis of the relevant lit...
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How private companies launch satellites into orbit?
Private companies typically launch satellites into orbit by purchasing space on a launch vehicle managed by a government space agency, private rocket company, or international cooperative. The actual process can vary depending on the particular launch provider, but generally includes the following steps: arranging a la...
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What are the most interesting facts about Pluto.
Pluto is the smallest and furthest known dwarf planet in the Solar System, located 3.6 billion miles away from the Sun. 2 It was officially classified as a planet until 2006 when it was reclassified as a dwarf planet. 3 It has five moons - Charon, Styx, Nix, Kerberos, and Hydra. 4 Though it is extremely small - abou...
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How to schedule time effectively?
1. Prioritize Your Tasks: Take a few moments to prioritize your tasks based on urgency and importance. This will help you determine what needs to be done first and what can wait for later. 2. Create a Schedule: Create a daily, weekly, or monthly schedule for yourself. Set aside specific times for different activities,...
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Convert the following Fahrenheit temperature to Celcius 76 degrees
24.44 degrees Celcius
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No, not really. I'm just saying that when the planes crashed all of us were going around acting like it was nothing without knowing those people were dying in those buildings.
I think there is no such room in life for trivialized comments about planes and them causing death by terrorist attacks. This comment of yours could be taken multiple ways, but next time use more tact in dealing with others who might have an extra sensitive soul.
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I asked my stepmom to step back so I can take a picture of her as she goes over the edge of the falls
Did she know how close to the edge she was?
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Can you recommend restaurants near me with vegetarian options? 1
. Veggie Grill - Seattle, WA 2. Grub - Austin, TX 3. Little Box Cafe – Philadelphia, PA 4. Veggilicious – Chicago, IL 5. Sage Organic Vegan Bistro – Los Angeles, CA 6. Plant Miami – Miami, FL 7. Green – New York, NY 8. Kaj...
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Calculate the maximum number of three-digit numbers that can be created using the digits 1, 2, and 3.
The maximum number of three-digit numbers that can be created using the digits 1, 2, and 3 is six: 123, 132, 213, 231, 312, and 321.
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I'm new to yoga. Are there any poses I should work on first.
Some great poses to start with as a beginner are mountain pose (Tadasana),downward facing dog (Adho Mukha Svanasana), cobra pose (Bhujangasana), warrior 1 (Virabhadrasana I), and bridge pose (Setu Bandha Sarvangasana). Make sure to focus on proper form and alignment, and be sure to listen to your body to make sure you'...
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I want to create another website with a new cloud hosting account. How hard will it be to transfer webpages designs from my current hosting? 1
. Depending on how your current webpages designs were created, it may be easy or challenging to transfer them to your new cloud hosting account. For example, if they were created and customized in HTML code, you can easily transfer the code itself. However, if they were designed with a CMS like WordPress, then you may ...
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Who developed the Steam Summer Club game platform? 1
. Valve Corporation
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Explain how passing on a small inheritance can have a positive impact.
Passing on a small inheritance can have a positive impact in many ways. It can provide the recipient with additional resources that can help them further their education, buy a home, or open a business. It can also be an emotional gift, showing the beneficiary that they are valued and important, while giving them the o...
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My SO recently shared a secret and I laughed.
Why did you laugh?
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Whom should I contact for a small business loan?
If you are looking to apply for a small business loan, you should contact a local bank or credit union. Alternatively, you could look for online loan options such as those offered by lending institutions like Kabbage and OnDeck.
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How/where can I practice public speaking internationally? 1
. Join a Toastmasters club. Toastmasters International is a global non-profit organization that cultivates public speaking and leadership skills. They have clubs all over the world that offer members an opportunity to practice and hone their public speaking skills in a supportive environment. 2. Take an online course...
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He rejected me and told his friends my genital size.
If he rejected you, aren't you technically done with him anyways? I say move on and leave others to speak of you as they please.
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Actually I think it's okay. The last thing you should do is to stop thinking about anything
It is completely understandable to feel anxious at times. However, you do not want to allow your anxiety to control your life. Break through your anxiety and still go after the things in life you are passionate about.
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Females love stealing someone's boyfriend. That's not cute. Y'all hoes need some morals and life goals.
I don't think I like what you're implying about women. Can you tell me how you feel about them?
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Are you going to call the police on me?
I won't, I'm just trying to warn you that others might. How would you feel being woken up in the middle of the night when you have work the next day? I think you should try to be considerate and just play music in the day, or use headphones at night.
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What Dose A Pot Head And A Jew Have In Common There better when their baked
What are you trying to make fun here?
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I'm going to pretend to love my bf for a year then dumped him
Why would you lead your boyfriend on?
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********, u mean you can't join in?
Thinking that women exist solely for your sexual pleasure is wrong. It is degrading to them and can lead to discrimination against women.
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How can I lower my grocery bill.
One way to lower your grocery bill is to look for deals and discounts at your local grocery store, compare prices between stores, make a budget and stick to it, buy items in bulk when there are good discounts, and plan meals and snacks that use ingredients you already have in your pantry. You can also adjust portion si...
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Who cares if they can , they still shouldn't lose the game.
NCAA employs a lot of people and it is hard enough to keep track of each individuals action. It's wrong to judge an organization based on one bad person who did bad things.
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It's just that everyone is very weak intellectually.
You feel superior to everyone, that's not an attractive trait. Stop disliking everyone and try to connect with people.
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I don't know, but I'm going to cut him off from my life.
It's reasonable that you're frustrated that your friend made up lies just in an effort to get attention. This individual sounds toxic and cutting them out of your life is absolutely the correct move.
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At this point I really don't care what would happen.
Like I said, I understand that you are very unhappy at your current workplace. But taking this out on customers isn't the way to go about doing things. Not only are you get in trouble at work but you most likely could get in trouble if the customer decides to pursue legal action.
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I know that and I don't care, the jews ran Germany into bankruptcy. Hitler's movement was just what my country needed those days.
The holocaust was an awful thing to happen to jewish people and others, and to consider it justified because they think that the jewish people were robbing people is not right. You should learn more about the holocaust and what happened.