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programminghorror
Negatratoron
dq6ixpa
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
19
programminghorror
TASagent
dq6gbwy
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
17
programminghorror
NLJeroen
dq6eysz
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
17
programminghorror
Tasgall
dq6kuis
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
16
programminghorror
throwawaysomth
dq6on52
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
13
programminghorror
Negatratoron
dq7jx1x
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
8
programminghorror
sock_face
dq7aqwa
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
8
programminghorror
Indie_Dev
dq6ksww
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
7
programminghorror
sock_face
dq6mgns
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
7
programminghorror
kevinhaze
dq6on1t
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
7
programminghorror
Hauleth
dq6oil6
<|sols|><|sot|>The real horror is what might happen to net neutrality<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.battleforthenet.com/?utm_source=AN&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BFTNCallTool&utm_content=voteannouncement&ref=fftf_fftfan1120_30&link_id=0&can_id=185bf77ffd26b044bcbf9d7fadbab34e&email_referrer=email_265020&email_subject=net...
6
programminghorror
nuclear_gandhii
hvw80o
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,943
programminghorror
HotRodLincoln
fyvxrbg
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
573
programminghorror
QuinteOne
fyvxwt9
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|sor|>And 90% of the users will be confused<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
424
programminghorror
HotRodLincoln
fyvy9za
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|sor|>And 90% of the users will be confused<|eor|><|sor|>They should add a spec...
148
programminghorror
piestormer
fyw3kat
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My high school's webpage had a captcha that was just plaintext math, which would be easier for a robot than a human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
147
programminghorror
nuclear_gandhii
fyw68uj
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My high school's webpage had a captcha that was just plaintext math, which would be easier for a robot than a human<|eor|><|soopr|>Anti-captcha. Humans need not apply.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|e...
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programminghorror
blueg3
fyvuxgy
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...do you not know what the purpose of an alt attribute is?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you not know what the purpose of a CAPTCHA is?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
etabeta1
fyvwg4w
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>haha bots go brrrr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
92
programminghorror
albinoloverats
fyw0538
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|sor|>And 90% of the users will be confused<|eor|><|sor|>They should add a spec...
65
programminghorror
nuclear_gandhii
fyvvkab
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...do you not know what the purpose of an alt attribute is?<|eor|><|soopr|>Pretty sure the attribute isn't supposed to have the solution for the captcha.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54
programminghorror
kegluneq
fyw929i
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My high school's webpage had a captcha that was just plaintext math, which would be easier for a robot than a human<|eor|><|soopr|>Anti-captcha. Humans need not apply.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Not ...
52
programminghorror
Mad_Jack18
fyw0pf7
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>font-size: 10000000000em !important; color: *dynamic rgb color change* !important;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
49
programminghorror
pilif
fyykira
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|sor|>And 90% of the users will be confused<|eor|><|sor|>They should add a spec...
48
programminghorror
Pooneapple
fyw3x7c
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once saw a website that had its PRIVATE KEY just on the webpage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
47
programminghorror
Dances_With_Boobies
fywa7rs
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|sor|>And 90% of the users will be confused<|eor|><|sor|>They should add a spec...
41
programminghorror
SanktusAngus
fywt69y
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Or by an eager web browser trying to autofill you ...
37
programminghorror
JakeN9
fyw0993
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|sor|>And 90% of the users will be confused<|eor|><|sor|>They should add a spec...
27
programminghorror
Zerafiall
fyvztvh
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|sor|>And 90% of the users will be confused<|eor|><|sor|>They should add a spec...
25
programminghorror
Behrooz0
fywbxiy
<|sols|><|sot|>Who are they trying to keep out with captcha like that?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m1u5t757kfc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can keep out 90% of bots by putting a field on the form that just says "leave this field blank".<|eor|><|sor|>And 90% of the users will be confused<|eor|><|sor|>They should add a spec...
24
programminghorror
K4r4kara
m37z6b
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,894
programminghorror
Pradfanne
gqnusoh
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like there should be something for if \#define if \#define else<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
623
programminghorror
vacuousVersifer
gqnjjqx
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>who hurt you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
257
programminghorror
K4r4kara
gqnjzem
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>who hurt you<|eor|><|soopr|>12 months of complete and total social isolation<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
231
programminghorror
Qesa
gqny9ys
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like there should be something for if \#define if \#define else<|eor|><|sor|>Reckon they'd be even better as ? and : for a ternary<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
K4r4kara
gqnedg3
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|soopr|>[fuckery.hpp](https://gist.github.com/K4rakara/e9b72953cfb572f1f40570d1da2c8b9a)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
123
programminghorror
K4r4kara
gqnkfg1
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>who hurt you<|eor|><|soopr|>12 months of complete and total social isolation<|eoopr|><|sor|>it is getting worse the more I look at it<|eor|><|soopr|>Take a look at [fuckery.hpp](https://gist.github.com/K4rakara/e9b72953cfb57...
115
programminghorror
_Xertz_
gqntz5b
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>who hurt you<|eor|><|soopr|>12 months of complete and total social isolation<|eoopr|><|sor|>it is getting worse the more I look at it<|eor|><|soopr|>Take a look at [fuckery.hpp](https://gist.github.com/K4rakara/e9b72953cfb57...
75
programminghorror
vacuousVersifer
gqnk28n
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>who hurt you<|eor|><|soopr|>12 months of complete and total social isolation<|eoopr|><|sor|>it is getting worse the more I look at it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
74
programminghorror
b9ntt
gqnqihd
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>So where is smiley incremented? Is the orange box emoji somehow a ++?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, its defined in fuckery.hpp, various up and down arrows and a few other things like this: \#define ++ \#define -- \#define ++ ...
66
programminghorror
Steganosaurus255
gqoef49
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like there should be something for if \#define if \#define else<|eor|><|sor|># #define std::cout<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
58
programminghorror
Terrain2
gqo8rv3
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like there should be something for if \#define if \#define else<|eor|><|sor|>Reckon they'd be even better as ? and : for a ternary<|eor|><|sor|>Oh shit you right. Does cpp have ternary?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty m...
56
programminghorror
postandchill
gqnwn3m
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Look at this Hello world monstrosity ](https://www.emojicode.org/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46
programminghorror
Pradfanne
gqo1yf7
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like there should be something for if \#define if \#define else<|eor|><|sor|>Reckon they'd be even better as ? and : for a ternary<|eor|><|sor|>Oh shit you right. Does cpp have ternary?<|eor|><|eols|><|endof...
44
programminghorror
Festermooth
gqnnvn7
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>So where is smiley incremented? Is the orange box emoji somehow a ++?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43
programminghorror
Pradfanne
gqnub5g
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>who hurt you<|eor|><|soopr|>12 months of complete and total social isolation<|eoopr|><|sor|>it is getting worse the more I look at it<|eor|><|soopr|>Take a look at [fuckery.hpp](https://gist.github.com/K4rakara/e9b72953cfb57...
41
programminghorror
_Xertz_
gqnw99r
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>who hurt you<|eor|><|soopr|>12 months of complete and total social isolation<|eoopr|><|sor|>it is getting worse the more I look at it<|eor|><|soopr|>Take a look at [fuckery.hpp](https://gist.github.com/K4rakara/e9b72953cfb57...
37
programminghorror
vacuousVersifer
gqnkmgc
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>who hurt you<|eor|><|soopr|>12 months of complete and total social isolation<|eoopr|><|sor|>it is getting worse the more I look at it<|eor|><|soopr|>Take a look at [fuckery.hpp](https://gist.github.com/K4rakara/e9b72953cfb57...
29
programminghorror
shayhtfc
gqodr5c
<|sols|><|sot|>Stuff of nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/m43jpbfpiim61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like there should be something for if \#define if \#define else<|eor|><|sor|> #define while<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
26
programminghorror
TiccyRobby
ijub7k
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,884
programminghorror
lucraft
g3g5v6a
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would LOVE to work on this code. Of course not for a boss who wants features yesterday - just to be left alone to refactor it slowly and make it beautiful. Like those people who will unravel tangles of thread into neat ba...
563
programminghorror
PolyGlotCoder
g3g7wno
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would LOVE to work on this code. Of course not for a boss who wants features yesterday - just to be left alone to refactor it slowly and make it beautiful. Like those people who will unravel tangles of thread into neat ba...
247
programminghorror
Supsend
g3g8it2
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now I understand why so many IDEs have that "no code beyond this line" thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
232
programminghorror
lucraft
g3g91ow
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would LOVE to work on this code. Of course not for a boss who wants features yesterday - just to be left alone to refactor it slowly and make it beautiful. Like those people who will unravel tangles of thread into neat ba...
203
programminghorror
ultranoobian
g3gfmxy
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would LOVE to work on this code. Of course not for a boss who wants features yesterday - just to be left alone to refactor it slowly and make it beautiful. Like those people who will unravel tangles of thread into neat ba...
131
programminghorror
Chrisuan
g3gh72p
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LoC of code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
105
programminghorror
neck_crow
g3gk8r8
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LoC of code<|eor|><|sor|>LoC means LoC of Code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
70
programminghorror
Findlaech
g3g8f9k
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>/r/NoSleep material<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
68
programminghorror
Mr_Redstoner
g3ga192
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now I understand why so many IDEs have that "no code beyond this line" thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Or why you might want such a setting available to inspect code at check-in. Then again, wonder if they were using actual VCS...<|eo...
60
programminghorror
Chrisuan
g3gkouk
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LoC of code<|eor|><|sor|>LoC means LoC of Code<|eor|><|sor|>You just caused a stack overflow in my brain, thanks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54
programminghorror
thockinator
g3gc96g
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now I understand why so many IDEs have that "no code beyond this line" thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Or why you might want such a setting available to inspect code at check-in. Then again, wonder if they were using actual VCS...<|eo...
46
programminghorror
timoto
g3g9vz6
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would LOVE to work on this code. Of course not for a boss who wants features yesterday - just to be left alone to refactor it slowly and make it beautiful. Like those people who will unravel tangles of thread into neat ba...
42
programminghorror
lachyBalboa
g3g862l
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd get twisted satisfaction out of loudly exclaiming "what the fuck!" at such a codebase, before shamefully hiding my own putrid 1K line class.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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rickisen
g3gg4xm
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would LOVE to work on this code. Of course not for a boss who wants features yesterday - just to be left alone to refactor it slowly and make it beautiful. Like those people who will unravel tangles of thread into neat ba...
35
programminghorror
TiccyRobby
g3g4dgv
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24325974 Source<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Naitsab_33
g3goc8b
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LoC of code<|eor|><|sor|>LoC means LoC of Code<|eor|><|sor|>You just caused a stack overflow in my brain, thanks<|eor|><|sor|>RIP (Also known as 'RIP in Peace')<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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System0verlord
g3hkf6n
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would LOVE to work on this code. Of course not for a boss who wants features yesterday - just to be left alone to refactor it slowly and make it beautiful. Like those people who will unravel tangles of thread into neat ba...
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programminghorror
DoSchaustDiO
g3gid65
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>a college of mine found a solution to the indentation problem: he now uses single space indentation for his 25k LoC class with its ~5k LoC methods. soooo neat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
worldpotato1
g3glwps
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now I understand why so many IDEs have that "no code beyond this line" thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Or why you might want such a setting available to inspect code at check-in. Then again, wonder if they were using actual VCS...<|eo...
23
programminghorror
Slay3RGod
g3gic1f
<|sols|><|sot|>This gave me nightmares<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ACPGKJ4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I would LOVE to work on this code. Of course not for a boss who wants features yesterday - just to be left alone to refactor it slowly and make it beautiful. Like those people who will unravel tangles of thread into neat ba...
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programminghorror
Motioneer
jkc2kt
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,871
programminghorror
joost00719
gai1lma
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have you tried upgrading to a new processor?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
602
programminghorror
rope321
gaietnf
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i'm not wrong the chance of picking the right character 12 times in a row is (1/9)^12 = 3.5407062e-12, so this while loop might as well be an infinite loop, causing the browser to ~~slow~~ melt down.<...
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programminghorror
Motioneer
gai7p1c
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have you tried upgrading to a new processor?<|eor|><|soopr|>I was thinking of using web workers to utilize more threads. Your thoughts?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
380
programminghorror
zaphod42
gaiocz8
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i'm not wrong the chance of picking the right character 12 times in a row is (1/9)^12 = 3.5407062e-12, so this while loop might as well be an infinite loop, causing the browser to ~~slow~~ melt down.<...
268
programminghorror
road_laya
gaik9ek
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i'm not wrong the chance of picking the right character 12 times in a row is (1/9)^12 = 3.5407062e-12, so this while loop might as well be an infinite loop, causing the browser to ~~slow~~ melt down.<...
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programminghorror
olitv
gaiitp8
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i'm not wrong the chance of picking the right character 12 times in a row is (1/9)^12 = 3.5407062e-12, so this while loop might as well be an infinite loop, causing the browser to ~~slow~~ melt down.<...
158
programminghorror
road_laya
gaigv0a
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah, Machine Learning. Genetic programming can solve anything, given time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
road_laya
gaincou
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i'm not wrong the chance of picking the right character 12 times in a row is (1/9)^12 = 3.5407062e-12, so this while loop might as well be an infinite loop, causing the browser to ~~slow~~ melt down.<...
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programminghorror
Historical-Retort-69
gaj5bdk
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have you tried upgrading to a new processor?<|eor|><|soopr|>I was thinking of using web workers to utilize more threads. Your thoughts?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Couldn't you download more ram from cloud?<|eor|><|e...
110
programminghorror
Silencer306
gaim04l
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i'm not wrong the chance of picking the right character 12 times in a row is (1/9)^12 = 3.5407062e-12, so this while loop might as well be an infinite loop, causing the browser to ~~slow~~ melt down.<...
107
programminghorror
fission-fish
gaiomdd
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't know what's wrong with it. It worked fine when I tried it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
Codemonkey1987
gaip0z2
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't know what's wrong with it. It worked fine when I tried it.<|eor|><|sor|>Go buy a lottery ticket<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
mohragk
gai1ocj
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The RandomSort of message generators.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programminghorror
thockinator
gaiaax7
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't know if it's intended, but the currentTry is build from random characters from the set, not a random order of the set. It's very well possible that the resulting string is all W's for instance.<|...
84
programminghorror
posherspantspants
gaj4iz8
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i'm not wrong the chance of picking the right character 12 times in a row is (1/9)^12 = 3.5407062e-12, so this while loop might as well be an infinite loop, causing the browser to ~~slow~~ melt down.<...
77
programminghorror
sharkbound
gaj74qk
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have you tried upgrading to a new processor?<|eor|><|soopr|>I was thinking of using web workers to utilize more threads. Your thoughts?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Couldn't you download more ram from cloud?<|eor|><|s...
71
programminghorror
YmFzZTY0dXNlcm5hbWU_
gaihtfp
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I learnt JS today for the first time... Feels good to be able to read JS content on Reddit<|eor|><|sor|>This post makes me feel a lot of things but I can't say "good" is one of them<|eor|><|eols|><|endof...
70
programminghorror
cr4qsh0t
gaimihk
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hello World" crashes Chrome. Plz help.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fkszi9rhx1w51.png<|eol|><|sor|>If i'm not wrong the chance of picking the right character 12 times in a row is (1/9)^12 = 3.5407062e-12, so this while loop might as well be an infinite loop, causing the browser to ~~slow~~ melt down.<...
60
programminghorror
markand67
rmvy2u
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,844
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markand67
hpojn5m
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|soopr|>So the last lead developer abuse of this `reboot` call all over the application code. So when I want to diagnose a broken machine (we're working on indu...
429
programminghorror
IrreligiousIngrate
hpokgeu
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|sor|>I guess that's better than halt and catch fire?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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provsnoobplayz
hpoo07k
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|soopr|>So the last lead developer abuse of this `reboot` call all over the application code. So when I want to diagnose a broken machine (we're working on indu...
302
programminghorror
Birion
hpoo1qe
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|sor|>I guess that's better than halt and catch fire?<|eor|><|sor|>But you can check that with `is_computer_on_fire ()`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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evohans
hpoljmi
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|sor|>lol apple did that too when safari mobile had that infinite loop problem :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
CodeLobe
hpox96d
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|sor|>I guess that's better than halt and catch fire?<|eor|><|sor|>But you can check that with `is_computer_on_fire ()`.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine having 100% code c...
165
programminghorror
Nulpart
hpoy83d
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is what this sub is for. Not misalign brackets!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
88
programminghorror
hillman_avenger
hpounz2
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|soopr|>So the last lead developer abuse of this `reboot` call all over the application code. So when I want to diagnose a broken machine (we're working on indu...
87
programminghorror
ColdJackle
hppa43b
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|soopr|>So the last lead developer abuse of this `reboot` call all over the application code. So when I want to diagnose a broken machine (we're working on indu...
83
programminghorror
AttackOfTheThumbs
hpp1bla
<|sols|><|sot|>Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jyzhai65qa781.png<|eol|><|sor|>lol apple did that too when safari mobile had that infinite loop problem :D<|eor|><|sor|>One of the Bethesda games did this on Xbox too. Probably Oblivion...
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