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cervenit
f7o4i9w
<|sols|><|sot|>Found on facebook<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ud7m23dvh1z31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I ... I ... I just can't. I just can't process how someone could go to the trouble of writing this function, *USING A FUNCTION THAT DOES* **EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS TO DO** and not realize it...<|eor|><|sor|>Not true, one functi...
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moonlandings
f7oibau
<|sols|><|sot|>Found on facebook<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ud7m23dvh1z31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I ... I ... I just can't. I just can't process how someone could go to the trouble of writing this function, *USING A FUNCTION THAT DOES* **EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS TO DO** and not realize it...<|eor|><|sor|>This usually happens...
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Svizel_pritula
f7nzxcj
<|sols|><|sot|>Found on facebook<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ud7m23dvh1z31.png<|eol|><|sor|> function customerCount() { var rows = db.execute("SELECT * FROM Customers"); var count = 0; for (var i=0; i<rows.length; i++) { count++; } return count; }<|eor|><|sor|>not relevan...
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Buchacho00
f7njol9
<|sols|><|sot|>Found on facebook<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ud7m23dvh1z31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Now I have seen everything. You mean THE facebook? This was in production code?<|eor|><|soopr|>No, I've found on a ironic programming italian facebook post<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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reesespike
j1hk3w
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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TheSchred
g6zklgi
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>Queue the Java class name memes lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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SauteedAppleSauce
g6z9955
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>There is such a confident tone in his "yeah" it's scary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Famous_Profile
g7024ly
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>Queue the Java class name memes lmao<|eor|><|sor|> AbstractOverengineeredCrapBuilderFactory.java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Famous_Profile
g702awl
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>Queue the Java class name memes lmao<|eor|><|sor|> AbstractOverengineeredCrapBuilderFactory.java<|eor|><|sor|>**I found links in your comment that were not hyperlinked:** * [A...
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scat234
g6znsnw
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>Turn your font size down for maximum efficiency. That's gonna make your friends really hate you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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BimphyRedixler
g6zq93r
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>Turn your font size down for maximum efficiency. That's gonna make your friends really hate you.<|eor|><|sor|>^^^I'm ^^^a ^^^programmer!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ilivoVovili
g6zypc6
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>What language is this? The syntax is foreign to me but the keywords remind me of Rust, so I'm guessing some kind of ML dialect.<|eor|><|soopr|>Ocaml<|eoopr|><|sor|>ocaml sounds p...
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LinkifyBot
g7025fm
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>Queue the Java class name memes lmao<|eor|><|sor|> AbstractOverengineeredCrapBuilderFactory.java<|eor|><|sor|>**I found links in your comment that were not hyperlinked:** * [A...
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reesespike
g6zqs4k
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>What language is this? The syntax is foreign to me but the keywords remind me of Rust, so I'm guessing some kind of ML dialect.<|eor|><|soopr|>Ocaml<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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BertalanD
g6zq6hb
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>What language is this? The syntax is foreign to me but the keywords remind me of Rust, so I'm guessing some kind of ML dialect.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Grimtin10
g70e3pp
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>Queue the Java class name memes lmao<|eor|><|sor|> AbstractOverengineeredCrapBuilderFactory.java<|eor|><|sor|>**I found links in your comment that were not hyperlinked:** * [A...
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wayzata20
g6zssrr
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>What language is this? The syntax is foreign to me but the keywords remind me of Rust, so I'm guessing some kind of ML dialect.<|eor|><|soopr|>Ocaml<|eoopr|><|sor|>ocaml sounds p...
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TheOldTubaroo
g70mc7r
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>For some reason I decided to type this all out: ``` let make_row_assoc (hr:bool) (table:string list list) = if hr then let rec assoc_gen (leng:int) (acc:string list) = if leng = ...
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rangeDSP
g707zd1
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>There is such a confident tone in his "yeah" it's scary.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like it's humor, though I honestly can't tell...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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orangeFluu
g6zt7nn
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>What language is this? The syntax is foreign to me but the keywords remind me of Rust, so I'm guessing some kind of ML dialect.<|eor|><|soopr|>Ocaml<|eoopr|><|sor|>I thought it w...
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Dachannien
g6zqryz
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>The Leeroy Jenkins of programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Lewistrick
g7137kx
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>Turn your font size down for maximum efficiency. That's gonna make your friends really hate you.<|eor|><|sor|>^^^I'm ^^^a ^^^programmer!<|eor|><|sor|># What?<|eor|><|eols|><|endof...
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AttackOfTheThumbs
g6zuir1
<|sols|><|sot|>The most efficient possible use of a 3 monitor setup (scroll)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/gallery/j1hk3w<|eol|><|sor|>What language is this? The syntax is foreign to me but the keywords remind me of Rust, so I'm guessing some kind of ML dialect.<|eor|><|soopr|>Ocaml<|eoopr|><|sor|>ocaml sounds p...
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Nicolello_iiiii
10naa0o
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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theg721
j67vlqy
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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micro-amnesia
j67vidh
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never let 'em know your next move!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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jeanbonswaggy
j6805cq
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|sor|>This is a bigger horror than the actual bug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext...
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nemis16
j67qgi2
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Copy-paste issues, they happen quite often..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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btwiusearch
j68bnn2
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|sor|>Should be `>=` to get the same functionality.<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte...
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stevekez
j67x25f
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never let 'em know your next move!<|eor|><|sor|>I think we all know his next move is definitely left.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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TruthintheBones
j68layv
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the context of software bugs, is there a name for this kind of "wishful printing"? We just had a problem at work because someone had something like logger.log("Pro...
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Cikappa2904
j68a0fz
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|sor|>bro reinvented the > operator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Nicolello_iiiii
j687h1t
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|soopr|>I dont even know lol<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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centurijon
j682t6v
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|sor|>Never directly compare your Ds<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lurking_not_working
j67ugrv
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Copy-paste issues, they happen quite often..<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I'd be lying if I said I'd never done this. Usually a rouge false that should be a true or even easier t...
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theg721
j68gk4g
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|sor|>Should be `>=` to get the same functionality.<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on...
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hamsterrage1
j68i5g2
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly this is a copy/paste error. This is probably the number one cause of software bugs; take a chunk of code and copy it x times over, then make a crucial change ...
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Defiant-Peace-493
j68u0a1
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the context of software bugs, is there a name for this kind of "wishful printing"? We just had a problem at work because someone had something like logger.log("Pro...
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PranshuKhandal
j68msrb
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never let 'em know your next move!<|eor|><|sor|>I think we all know his next move is definitely left.<|eor|><|sor|>But they left the right move.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft...
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danger_boi
j67xg6z
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well if you go left enough, youll go right. Approved, we need to get this release out today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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jaerie
j68woq9
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|sor|>Should be `>=` to get the same functionality.<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on...
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Dannei
j683rfo
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|sor|>Also something tells me that leftd and rightd could be booleans<|eor|...
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Handle-Flaky
j67yv5g
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|sor|>Also something tells me that leftd and rightd could be booleans<|eor|...
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z500
j69wa2w
<|sols|><|sot|>Last years code for an arduino robot. Now I understand why it wasnt working<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwrzazihesea1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why not: if (leftd > rightd) instead of: if (max(rightd, leftd) == leftd)<|eor|><|soopr|>I dont even know lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>The shit you come up with when ...
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Trioculu5
r7wcyi
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Stegoratops
hn2dasn
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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marxist-reaganomics
hn2xuqu
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|sor|>My professor took off points of you use ternary operators because they're "hard to read".<...
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i_am_adult_now
hn1yi5q
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Explicit is better than implicit](https://www.python.org/dev/peps/pep-0020/) taken to the level of redundancy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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RedstoneRusty
hn35928
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|sor|>My professor took off points of you use ternary operators because they're "hard to read".<...
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0xjay
hn2jcqk
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|sor|>``` return user ? user : null; ```<|eor|><|sor|>`return user ?? null;` <|eor|><|eols|><|en...
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chockospoko
hn27yr4
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>My university professor roasts me in code comments<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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karan_gauswami
hn2gzkd
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|sor|>``` return user ? user : null; ```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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PhoenixPaladin
hn2j7ow
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>that explains all the bad code I saw in several repos, if people are taught wrong<|eor|><|sor|>I expect it's probably an freshman introductory programming course, and the professor just wante...
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northrupthebandgeek
hn488a5
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|sor|>My professor took off points of you use ternary operators because they're "hard to read".<...
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iXombie
hn2sxpz
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Explicit is better than implicit](https://www.python.org/dev/peps/pep-0020/) taken to the level of redundancy.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Absolutely redundant, but it explicitly acknowledges that ...
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great_site_not
hn3jzyv
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|sor|>My professor took off points of you use ternary operators because they're "hard to read".<...
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TheBigGambling
hn2re5i
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|sor|>``` return user ? user : null; ```<|eor|><|sor|>`return user ?? null;` <|eor|><|sor|>In wh...
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artemize
hn2e1ki
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>Most professors and other academics are poor programmers outside a very small set of exceptions where the talent pool mostly comes from industry or heavily collaborates with industry / open s...
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Gloryboy811
hn31v1v
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|sor|>umm... no, it's just `return user` - were you being sarcastic? I couldn't tell.<|eor|><|so...
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RandomDrawingForYa
hn304u1
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>Most professors and other academics are poor programmers outside a very small set of exceptions where the talent pool mostly comes from industry or heavily collaborates with industry / open s...
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DE8inem
hn2vq6v
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>The obviously better solution would be: return user != null ? user : null; duh...<|eor|><|sor|>``` return user ? user : null; ```<|eor|><|sor|>`return user ?? null;` <|eor|><|sor|>In wh...
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Trioculu5
hn2k5ho
<|sols|><|sot|>What I'm told to do by my university professor.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d0bluhr43b381.png<|eol|><|sor|>that explains all the bad code I saw in several repos, if people are taught wrong<|eor|><|sor|>I expect it's probably an freshman introductory programming course, and the professor just wante...
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rd07-chan
rctjq5
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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rd07-chan
hnx1yv0
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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supersharp
hnx0ljo
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ChickenF622
hnx3fu5
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|sor|>Here are the MSDN docs for each one. Some of them are for dealing with memory management directly. Some are for dealing with multi-threaded operati...
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the_pw_is_in_this_ID
hnxgnsq
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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null_reference_user
hnx82yg
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite C# comment I ever wrote: ``` // Time to get funky unsafe { ... ```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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AttackOfTheThumbs
hnxwgrd
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|sor|>Here are the MSDN docs for each one. Some of them are for dealing with memory management directly. Some are for dealing with multi-threaded operati...
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Tasgall
hnyzmv2
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|sor|>Here are the MSDN docs for each one. Some of them are for dealing with memory management directly. Some are for dealing with multi-threaded operati...
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thealliedhacker
hnxg8f7
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>(deleted)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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CaitaXD
hnxtk1l
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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FizixMan
hnxgs86
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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MikeS159
hnyv0d8
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|sor|>Here are the MSDN docs for each one. Some of them are for dealing with memory management directly. Some are for dealing with multi-threaded operati...
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supersharp
hnx2v0e
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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Epicguru
hnxxbo9
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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noobzilla
hnxboab
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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AyrA_ch
hnxbujy
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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drcforbin
hny18zq
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|sor|>Here are the MSDN docs for each one. Some of them are for dealing with memory management directly. Some are for dealing with multi-threaded operati...
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the_pw_is_in_this_ID
hnyv5cg
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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JaCraig
hnzc96t
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>I feel that OP is at that point in their career where they are highly opinionated about things without realizing that these things were added for specific reasons. I can think of use cases for every single keyword and even the @...
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brianjenkins94
hnx2uho
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>- [`fixed`](https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/csharp/language-reference/keywords/fixed-statement) - [`yield`](https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/csharp/language-reference/keywords/yield) - [`implicit`](https://docs.mi...
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pleasegetoffmycase
hnxznwt
<|sols|><|sot|>Cursed C# keywords<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/r3xtrqyajl481<|eol|><|sor|>Can I get an explanation for these, as someone who doesn't know C#?<|eor|><|soopr|> **Fixed** If you try to use this in your code, then it is likely that you need to be fixed. The fixed keyword is used for pinning. Im not sure ...
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SirButcher
cry2ti
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ivan0x32
exaoj9u
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know whats the saddest thing? This is likely a policy - some dumb fuck exec likely forced devs to implement storing passwords in plain text.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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UnarmedRobonaut
exass05
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its totally secure as hacking is illegal!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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SirButcher
exann4l
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Sadly, as /u/tyw7 found it, it is real: https://twitter.com/virginmedia/status/1162756227132198914<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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poldi1405
exayegz
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know whats the saddest thing? This is likely a policy - some dumb fuck exec likely forced devs to implement storing passwords in plain text.<|eor|><|sor|>Dentist: Wow, Mr. Developer you gri...
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Compizfox
exazana
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shit like this should be an actual crime.<|eor|><|sor|>It kinda is under the GDPR. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/11/23/knuddels_fined_for_plain_text_passwords/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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YourMJK
exbwwqs
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know whats the saddest thing? This is likely a policy - some dumb fuck exec likely forced devs to implement storing passwords in plain text.<|eor|><|sor|>I would quit immediately if someone...
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the_monkey_of_lies
exaweot
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>The reply managed to first completely misunderstand the real problem and then somehow make it even worse by unbelievably flawed logic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Ulysses6
exavu41
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its totally secure as hacking is illegal!<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely, they won't hack it because that would be a crime! Our software is impenetrable!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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PM_ME_YOUR_APP_IDEA
exauxrd
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Sadly, as /u/tyw7 found it, it is real: https://twitter.com/virginmedia/status/1162756227132198914<|eoopr|><|sor|>Holy crap, even the reply is real!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ergnui34tj8934t0
exausa9
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>What's wrong with a good old POST request?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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nazadus
exbxo0p
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know whats the saddest thing? This is likely a policy - some dumb fuck exec likely forced devs to implement storing passwords in plain text.<|eor|><|sor|>I would quit immediately if someone...
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inqul
exbjv8w
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I remember when I contacted with an internet supplier because I had issues using one of their API. The technician recommended me changing my password to avoid the "+" symbol that could be causi...
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mats852
excji8x
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know whats the saddest thing? This is likely a policy - some dumb fuck exec likely forced devs to implement storing passwords in plain text.<|eor|><|sor|>I would quit immediately if someone...
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herbiems89_2
exb1syu
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shit like this should be an actual crime.<|eor|><|sor|>It kinda is under the GDPR. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/11/23/knuddels_fined_for_plain_text_passwords/<|eor|><|sor|>Anybody got ex...
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TheCactusPie
exav82s
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a sub for things like these? /r/plaintextoffenders is completely inactive.<|eor|><|sor|>I guess /r/programminghorror<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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dirtyhappythoughts
exazxny
<|sols|><|sot|>Virgin Media uses the most secure technology ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/apqdj2r0q2h31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Receiving the old password doesn't mean that they are storing it as plain text, they may have it encrypted as a classic digest.<|eor|><|sor|>Which is effectively the same mistake only marginall...
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