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talesfromtechsupport | chop__lock | egvu2z1 | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 303 |
talesfromtechsupport | ipigack | egvt0zm | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 291 |
talesfromtechsupport | Elevated_Misanthropy | egvsdl7 | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 221 |
talesfromtechsupport | Oricu | egvq269 | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 218 |
talesfromtechsupport | JustXed | egvq482 | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 193 |
talesfromtechsupport | ghettohaxor | egvrg9v | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 167 |
talesfromtechsupport | selectash | egww1dg | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 167 |
talesfromtechsupport | kd1s | egvp88j | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 155 |
talesfromtechsupport | Brxa | egvspax | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 151 |
talesfromtechsupport | g-a-r-n-e-t | egvz4ce | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 151 |
talesfromtechsupport | Oricu | egvq450 | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 143 |
talesfromtechsupport | James29UK | egvsj9a | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 131 |
talesfromtechsupport | MisguidedMammal | egvsc6y | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 122 |
talesfromtechsupport | BabserellaWT | egvr2qr | <|soss|><|sot|>My first ticket of the day: "Computer has data on the screen. Please fix!"<|eot|><|sost|>I'm not entirely sure what they're expecting to see on the screen if not data, and when I remoted in everything looked normal, just a Windows workstation sitting at the desktop and when I asked her to explain or show... | 122 |
talesfromtechsupport | SECGaz | 4zbhtd | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 2,674 |
talesfromtechsupport | UltraChip | d6uni5b | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 800 |
talesfromtechsupport | Sati1984 | d6ugeov | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 465 |
talesfromtechsupport | supaphly42 | d6uoulx | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 292 |
talesfromtechsupport | zadtheinhaler | d6uumtc | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 225 |
talesfromtechsupport | robertcrowther | d6ujkmr | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 194 |
talesfromtechsupport | Myte342 | d6uy9bt | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 149 |
talesfromtechsupport | MrDeeJayy | d6ukq3c | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 142 |
talesfromtechsupport | CunningAndConfused | d6uf9x7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 127 |
talesfromtechsupport | seizan8 | d6ukj5c | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 115 |
talesfromtechsupport | robstrosity | d6uhtb0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 108 |
talesfromtechsupport | ReactsWithWords | d6ulvqk | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 92 |
talesfromtechsupport | kaett | d6uqcok | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 75 |
talesfromtechsupport | Wurm42 | d6uypqt | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 75 |
talesfromtechsupport | areraswen | d6uwypr | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 66 |
talesfromtechsupport | zadtheinhaler | d6uyjuv | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 54 |
talesfromtechsupport | kevinsyel | d6utssy | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 48 |
talesfromtechsupport | wmassingham | d6utfj2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I can't read fast enough<|eot|><|sost|>I don't know how some people keep their jobs!
> $Usr - I can't read fast enough.
> $Me - What? What do you mean?
> $Usr - When I roll the mouse wheel the screen moves too quickly for me to keep up.
> $Me - You can scroll down a little and then pause and ju... | 38 |
talesfromtechsupport | lawtechie | fukumv | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 2,677 |
talesfromtechsupport | ang3l12 | fmdubkn | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 670 |
talesfromtechsupport | Teslok | fmdcao5 | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 651 |
talesfromtechsupport | ToGalaxy | fmdwwa0 | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 241 |
talesfromtechsupport | sotonohito | fmf8ox5 | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 192 |
talesfromtechsupport | jjjacer | fmdfvht | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 123 |
talesfromtechsupport | Gambatte | fmdtqu7 | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 114 |
talesfromtechsupport | Teulisch | fmdl2p1 | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 91 |
talesfromtechsupport | Superspudmonkey | fme5abj | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 91 |
talesfromtechsupport | RexMcRider | fmdno8k | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 77 |
talesfromtechsupport | ang3l12 | fmeusah | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 74 |
talesfromtechsupport | spin81 | fmdzl9c | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 70 |
talesfromtechsupport | EvilJackCarver | fmdswbw | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 67 |
talesfromtechsupport | d0ey | fme922k | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 63 |
talesfromtechsupport | scathias | fmdcj46 | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 55 |
talesfromtechsupport | ZirePhiinix | fmdycsv | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 47 |
talesfromtechsupport | ShadowPouncer | fmdxiwj | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 46 |
talesfromtechsupport | kirashi3 | fnr11tu | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 38 |
talesfromtechsupport | magnabonzo | fmegd50 | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 35 |
talesfromtechsupport | TheLuckySpades | fme3wxp | <|soss|><|sot|>This is bad architecture, and bad architecture isn't what you need...<|eot|><|sost|>I'm between permanent jobs, so I'm taking whatever projects come my way. One day, I get a call from $Trusted_Recruiter. They have a large client looking for some security architecture help with handling credit cards. It's... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | drierd | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 881 |
programmingcirclejerk | beanland | f6isfrv | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 356 |
programmingcirclejerk | spookthesunset | f6it1ok | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 234 |
programmingcirclejerk | yondercode | f6kdw02 | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | PM_ME_INTEGRALS | f6ipgnl | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 121 |
programmingcirclejerk | Joniator | f6j16w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 120 |
programmingcirclejerk | t0mRiddl3 | f6imbxn | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 114 |
programmingcirclejerk | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | f6it06u | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 103 |
programmingcirclejerk | three18ti | f6ldchx | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 97 |
programmingcirclejerk | Waghlon | f6jnd8d | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | RAKtheUndead | f6jgbtv | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | f6jjpp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | OverlordGearbox | f6j24ho | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | terserterseness | f6jxc3n | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | tidier | f6j6qm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | f6iof1f | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | f6jra7y | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | f6jdobs | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | f6jok6r | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | Waghlon | f6iu4vw | <|sols|><|sot|>I was confused why so many people kept saying they love the sound of my $10 keyboard when I do live streams, and it just hit me: It's not the keyboard. It's Dvorak. People are hearing what it sounds like when fingers travel more efficiently across the keyboard.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/andy_kelle... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | gahagg | mpwc80 | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
programmingcirclejerk | ZorbaTHut | gucm4pp | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>My terminal-fu is lacking tonight or Im just tired, whats the ... | 98 |
programmingcirclejerk | BarefootUnicorn | guddbzf | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>And the l337 h4x0r5 who follow this "humorist" had to look up ... | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | gucq3ma | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>Actually funny though<|eor|><|sor|>I can recognize that it wou... | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gufgtvd | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>And the l337 h4x0r5 who follow this "humorist" had to look up ... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | fury_screamer | gucrv1d | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>My terminal-fu is lacking tonight or Im just tired, whats the ... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | gucwlek | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>Actually funny though<|eor|><|sor|>I can recognize that it wou... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | fury_screamer | gucrtw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been banned from jerking in the jerk channels at work, thi... | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | gahagg | gugcgvj | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>Reported for "Jerking Style". Several times. I agree.<|eor|><|... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | thebluereddituser | gues9s7 | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>Oh this will pair really nicely with my "release manager" tool... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | Beefster09 | gueg9q2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>It also works for C<|eor|><|sor|>And for Rust.<|eor|><|sor|>Na... | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | Beefster09 | gudsogu | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>It also works for C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gud6cl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>Your comments are potentially undefined behavior.<|eor|><|eols... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | matu3ba | gudbfn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In Rustc a much faster and efficient co... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | onthefence928 | guclpgc | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>My terminal-fu is lacking tonight or Im just tired, whats the ... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | tehtris | guewztn | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>I'm mad at myself for how long it took me to get this. The who... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | northrupthebandgeek | gueenl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>"cat", short for "C++ Analysis Tool", is a command line utility designed for analyzing a C++ program and displaying which lines of code are potentially unsafe<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jam1garner/status/1381645842843598852<|eol|><|sor|>It also works for C<|eor|><|sor|>And for Rust.<|eor|><|eols|><... | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseCondition | 7zibe4 | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 707 |
programmingcirclejerk | porkslow | duo9ncn | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[https://i.imgur.com/UByDWth.png](https://i.imgur.com/UByDWth.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmingcirclejerk | jacques_chester | duoifib | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. It's not hard to write vertically-scaling software. It's called "software".
2. Why did you write a scalable scaler with two dozen moving parts?
3. For 90 Heroku instances? I love Heroku as much as the next... | 185 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | duo8wz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>le humblebragging bearded hipster face<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | dup1zt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\*me, coding at pub\*
\*because i'm utterly socially incapable, i daydream about social interactions that aren't at all meaningful but at least make me feel superior\*
\*`npm install --save increment-number... | 91 |
programmingcirclejerk | raze4daze | duobh3o | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm so happy I don't work with people like him. My God.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | dup1ns6 | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>well 11k loc are in package-lock.json but still<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | username223 | duosil4 | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>hey this is from devrant, a potential goldmine of jerks<|eor|><|sor|>> devrant
"Join a fun community of developers"
So. Much. Jerking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | mardukaz1 | duozuki | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> 90 heroku applications
\uj Jesus Christ. I may be a damn idiot compared to everyone here, but if someone brought me in to build them something to manage 90 Heroku apps the first thing I'd say is: "K so fir... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | Tvde1 | duoflym | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol someone brags with HEROKU?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | stingraycharles | dupayzy | <|sols|><|sot|>10x pub coder scales in two dimensions<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/GPm3gqR.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[https://i.imgur.com/UByDWth.png](https://i.imgur.com/UByDWth.png)<|eor|><|sor|>This is... a surprisingly accurate depiction of how I cry myself to sleep every night. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
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