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programmingcirclejerk
jaygroblen
hirqnr3
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|sor|> else if err != nil<|eor|><|eols|><|e...
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programmingcirclejerk
Jonno_FTW
hirn8g6
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|sor|>branches are responsible for most parall...
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programmingcirclejerk
PragmaticBoredom
hiri9mx
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|sor|>>This Tweet has been deleted. Obviously...
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programmingcirclejerk
PL_Design
hirqfrt
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|sor|>Youtube now refuses to turn off its shit...
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programmingcirclejerk
szmate1618
hirq1b9
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>The problem isn't...
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programmingcirclejerk
UsingYourWifi
hisewpi
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|sor|>1800 lines in a single file? He's right ...
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programmingcirclejerk
lambda-male
hirqh95
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|sor|>Good code lacks `else` (all `if`s are fo...
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programmingcirclejerk
binhonglee
hirqxhu
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|sor|>> Software Engineer @Google. All about d...
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programmingcirclejerk
VeganVagiVore
hitqm4w
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|soopr|>> Interestingly, most of these hates r...
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programmingcirclejerk
GOPHERS_GONE_WILD
hisj46e
<|sols|><|sot|>Good code is the one that lacks of `else` statement. I am looking at a @golang file of 1800+ lines of code, and it contains 3 `else`s. This is Google grade production quality code.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/anicolaspp/status/1454472125889204234<|eol|><|sor|>Typical Gopher thinking "less language f...
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programmingcirclejerk
tnbd
lh3awx
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
samnardoni
gmv2tol
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>Delete this sub<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
FascinatedBox
gmv3ov3
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>WE DID IT REDDIT! We successfully bullied a programming language into adding a new feature. Diamond hands! HOLD THE LINE.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
boring_cactus
gmuznrg
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>lol no "lol no generics"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
BufferUnderpants
gmvhmqd
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>Delete this sub<|eor|><|sor|>What a ride it has been, but this is a fitting end. We did it, PCJ<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
TheFearsomeEsquilax
gmuytf6
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>lol, generics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
officerthegeek
gmv4z1p
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>roger, going back to making fun of `if err != nil` edit: Now that I've worked professionally in a whole bunch of languages that attempt to delete implicit nullability out of existence, I l...
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programmingcirclejerk
Reddit1396
gmvh65n
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>lol no "lol no generics"<|eor|><|sor|>Just shut the fuck up. This "lol no generics" copypasta was never even funny to begin with. I've never even seen the source of this copypasta, and it wa...
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programmingcirclejerk
ALinuxPerson
gmviz13
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>Delete this sub<|eor|><|sor|>What a ride it has been, but this is a fitting end. We did it, PCJ<|eor|><|sor|>The real jerk was the friends we made along the way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tnbd
gmuyfn3
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk?<|eor|><|soopr|>soon, nowhere<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
andy128k
gmw29cy
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>Delete this sub<|eor|><|sor|>`defer jerk` Hold on. "Lol no generics" just evolves into "lol flawed generics" prior art: Java 5 and type erasure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
gmv8lq5
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>WE DID IT REDDIT! We successfully bullied a programming language into adding a new feature. Diamond hands! HOLD THE LINE.<|eor|><|sor|>Golang to the moooooon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
wzdd
gmvee18
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>lol no higher-kinded types<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
angellus
gmvgxiz
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>Go is adding generics and Python is adding switch cases. Is hell freezing over?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tomwhoiscontrary
gmvqjgk
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>lol, generics<|eor|><|sor|>lol go generics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ALinuxPerson
gmvhlfu
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>> ["lol, no const generics" see, it will never stop xD](https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/lh2158/_/gmv69d4?context=1000) lol no const generics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
mapgazer
gmvqdrl
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>lol no "lol no generics"<|eor|><|sor|>Just shut the fuck up. This "lol no generics" copypasta was never even funny to begin with. I've never even seen the source of this copypasta, and it wa...
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programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
gmvagri
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>roger, going back to making fun of `if err != nil` edit: Now that I've worked professionally in a whole bunch of languages that attempt to delete implicit nullability out of existence, I l...
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programmingcirclejerk
TheFearsomeEsquilax
gmv9oao
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang generics proposal has been accepted<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26093778<|eol|><|sor|>lol no "lol no generics"<|eor|><|sor|>Just shut the fuck up. This "lol no generics" copypasta was never even funny to begin with. I've never even seen the source of this copypasta, and it wa...
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programmingcirclejerk
tomwhoiscontrary
t4zk5w
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Testiclese
hz1v5bc
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>We dont need spherical earth. Its just ivory tower nonsense. A flat earth is easy to grasp by average people. Also you can always generate spherical earth from flat earth by j...
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programmingcirclejerk
MCRusher
hz23ea3
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>> Considering it was written by a Turing award winner and other members of Bell Labs and Google, who not only shaped modern day computing but have been doing so for the litera...
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programmingcirclejerk
corona-info
hz1n7ld
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>not wrong lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
corona-info
hz1naw6
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>> it's almost a pyramid scheme spearheaded by the ignorant Google developers whose promotions depend on the success of this turd, followed by a number of blog spammers who put...
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programmingcirclejerk
ComfortablyBalanced
hz1s29j
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>The title should be a flair in this sub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
v-alan-d
hz217rk
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>What does that make Rust then?<|eor|><|sor|>Crab earth society<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tomwhoiscontrary
hz265u4
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>/uj why is Go such target here?<|eor|><|soopr|>lol generics<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ta2747141
hz1vgqk
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>Where jerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
rxvf
hz1tck6
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>Unfathomably based.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Erelde
hz1rov6
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>> it's almost a pyramid scheme spearheaded by the ignorant Google developers whose promotions depend on the success of this turd, followed by a number of blog spammers who put...
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programmingcirclejerk
doctor-5000
hz47z1h
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>> Considering it was written by a Turing award winner and other members of Bell Labs and Google, who not only shaped modern day computing but have been doing so for the litera...
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programmingcirclejerk
posting_drunk_naked
hz2d1n4
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>/uj why is Go such target here?<|eor|><|sor|>Insufferable fans of Go are more of a target than the language itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
stone_henge
hz3fqq8
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>/uj why is Go such target here?<|eor|><|sor|>Insufferable fans of Go are more of a target than the language itself<|eor|><|sor|>this is true of every language except C++<|eor|...
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programmingcirclejerk
jordanbtucker
hz205u7
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>What does that make Rust then?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
corona-info
hz4gyt3
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>> > "The key point here is our programmers are Googlers, theyre not researchers. Theyre typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, probably learned Java, maybe learned C or...
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programmingcirclejerk
ShirkingDemiurge
hz1wtjz
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>I only use Go on days when I want to pretend that Im a low level systems programmer (I dont know C btw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
defunkydrummer
hz2txgc
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>The title should be a flair in this sub.<|eor|><|sor|>however, your current flair is even better; it carries a ton of significance with only two words.<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte...
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programmingcirclejerk
Kodiologist
hz2wd8g
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>/uj why is Go such target here?<|eor|><|sor|>Because Go is one of a handful of languages (like Rust, Haskell, and JavaScript) that the most chest-beating occurs for in the pla...
25
programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
hz2olgk
<|sols|><|sot|>Golang is basically the flat earth society of programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30525483<|eol|><|sor|>/uj why is Go such target here?<|eor|><|sor|>Insufferable fans of Go are more of a target than the language itself<|eor|><|sor|>this is true of every language except C++<|eor|...
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programmingcirclejerk
lord_braleigh
ipbv5v
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
procsyma
g4j2ib7
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
TheTrotters
g4j3yyp
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
lorslara2000
g4k7sie
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
lordlicorice
g4jyrlt
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
axalon900
g4j8ssg
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
Karyo_Ten
g4jfstk
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
usernameqwerty005
g4jaq95
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
hedgehog1024
g4kjdya
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
axalon900
g4j8ont
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
exploooooosions
g4joscx
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
sierramikeromeo
g4jqmko
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
jasonwirth
g4k7qls
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
Deibu251
g4kik4q
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
exploooooosions
g4jp0bg
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
g4jjoqi
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
Shorttail0
g4lcba7
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
stone_henge
g4kb68r
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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programmingcirclejerk
procsyma
g4kg2we
<|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ are the only languages that deep from my heart I truly enjoy using. Because it feels so good that you know that you could manipulate memory and memory addresses. The words like allocate, memset, memcpy just turn me on.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/ip9i8h/c_is_now_the_fastestgr...
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ProgVal
o51k9q
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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memevidente
h2kaoyb
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Sharing memory between threads is literally communism.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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senj
h2kdjs3
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>sent to the memory gulags because Stalinist Rust won't allow anyone to reuse-after-free<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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JameslsaacNeutron
h2ku5t2
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|> .1984 . 2021 <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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duckbill_principate
h2kut6c
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Sharing memory between threads is literally communism.<|eor|><|sor|>Restricting the peoples unfiltered access to memory under the guise of sa...
81
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scratchisthebest
h2kl0mp
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Authoritarianism is when you neither give out your bank account details nor allow me to hack your phone to exfiltrate them myself. It's autho...
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muntaxitome
h2kpadb
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Do these people also swerve into traffic all the time? You have X bytes of memory, and you have to keep your usage inside of it, how hard is ...
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UnicornPrince4U
h2kl1pl
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>"The comment is inflammatory and over-the-top, but ..." Oh please, do go on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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republitard_2
h2lwfnb
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>sent to the memory gulags because Stalinist Rust won't allow anyone to reuse-after-free<|eor|><|sor|>In Stalinist Rust, garbage collect YOU!<...
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ProgVal
h2l7bc2
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Sharing memory between threads is literally communism.<|eor|><|soopr|>Don't tread on my void*<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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UnicornPrince4U
h2kkd1r
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Give me mmap or give me death! For liberty can only be renewed through the blood of process isolationists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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plsnomoreovid
h2klnge
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Down with the regime! Let us be `free()`!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ECUIYCAMOICIQMQACKKE
h2ksa9l
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Authoritarianism is when no exploit, and the less exploits the more authoritarianer it is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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VeganVagiVore
h2ln32v
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Sharing memory between threads is literally communism.<|eor|><|sor|>The only reason programs leak memory and hog the CPU is because of corpor...
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wzdd
h2l3cgq
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Terry Davis tried to tell us but we wouldn't listen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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pareidolist
h2njbon
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Sharing memory between threads is literally communism.<|eor|><|sor|>Restricting the peoples unfiltered access to memory under the guise of sa...
23
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SelfDistinction
h2mubbl
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>TIL zero day critical exploits are a human right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ws-ilazki
h2m3y9o
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Do these people also swerve into traffic all the time? You have X bytes of memory, and you have to keep your usage inside of it, how hard is ...
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programmingcirclejerk
republitard_2
h2lulxu
<|sols|><|sot|>For the software industry, "memory safety" is the new form of authoritarianism in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27557091<|eol|><|sor|>Memory safety is when your iPhone doesn't let you do stuff. The more your phone doesn't let you do stuff, the more memory safetier it is.<|eo...
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avinassh
vpniv1
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoft...
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avinassh
iek3hs5
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|soopr|>oh wow:...
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tavaren42
iek4d1u
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|sor|>Can't jer...
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v_maria
iek6g0q
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj fucki...
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illustrious_trees
iek4tlh
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|soopr|>oh wow:...
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G3n3r0
iek6wm3
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|soopr|>oh wow:...
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programmingcirclejerk
eambertide
iek9322
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|sor|>\uj didn'...
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IlliterateJedi
iek96t0
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|soopr|>oh wow:...
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avinassh
iekc4l5
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|sor|>\uj didn'...
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avinassh
iekhda6
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|sor|>\uj didn'...
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feral_brick
iem7iim
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|soopr|>oh wow:...
54
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MCRusher
iekd0xt
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|sor|>Bro I lit...
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LivingLegend411
ielmdry
<|sols|><|sot|>flask is my go to for just getting a web project up and running quickly. I've heard fastapi is good but they use emojis in their docs so I refuse to use them<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/vpjq7y/there_are_no_open_issues_or_pull_requests_on_flask/iejuzq5/<|eol|><|soopr|>oh wow:...
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