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programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gm7elgs | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I hate everything about this field and the people that are drawn to it<|eor|><|sor|>They're all like me, except wrong about... | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | Teemperor | gm7qyyq | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|> > clicks on article
> picture of "Languages developers want to learn in 2019"
> go is #1
> Sleeps well knowing that p... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | theangeryemacsshibe | gm68h8h | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|>damn Rust is only 2x faster than Python now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gm7ejr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|>>it works well for processing large amounts data.<|eor|><|sor|>I often catch other programmers staring at my amounts data. To be fair... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonnoBomba | gm66e7x | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|>We could just rewrite CPython in Rust.
Truly this is the enlightened solution.<|eor|><|sor|>Make Python Moral Again<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | FinJoTheGreat | gm6h6l7 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|>We could just rewrite CPython in Rust.
Truly this is the enlightened solution.<|eor|><|sor|>Or we could rewrite rust in python. Then... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | TwoCoresOneThread | gm5z3f3 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|>>it works well for processing large amounts data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | capitalsigma | gm65y1b | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|>that's why I never execute algorithms in python, I only use functions, loops, conditionals, and django<|eor|><|sor|>any webshit born ... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gm7bdv2 | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|>We could just rewrite CPython in Rust.
Truly this is the enlightened solution.<|eor|><|sor|>[lul](https://rustpython.github.io)<|eor... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gm6k96o | <|sols|><|sot|>[Rust] can handle CPU-intensive operations such as executing algorithms.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.logrocket.com/rust-vs-python-why-rust-could-replace-python/<|eol|><|sor|>We could just rewrite CPython in Rust.
Truly this is the enlightened solution.<|eor|><|sor|>Make Python Moral Again<|eor|><|sor|>"Ag... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmqv | wzf7ow | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | im26k92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>Cant jerk. Can only cry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmingcirclejerk | JayRaccoonBro | im2gatx | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was any way for Google to add a check to only do this on the new ... | 147 |
programmingcirclejerk | freak_dessert2 | im2ob1a | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>Cant jerk. Can only cry.<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta love when big companies can break w... | 99 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | im422yv | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>My name is not TotalBiscuit, but I am here to ask and answer a simple question:... | 84 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | im3lij6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was any way for Google to add a check to only do this on the new ... | 75 |
programmingcirclejerk | NeilPointer | im3x9xf | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>The commit is authored by a @microsoft.com account.
Must be part of a sabotagi... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | BillyIII | im30bnp | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>lol graphical user agent<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | QueenBree97 | im4ghc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>My name is not TotalBiscuit, but I am here to ask and answer a simple question:... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | im4eic3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was any way for Google to add a check to only do this on the new ... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | JayRaccoonBro | im5d4xx | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>If only there was any way for Google to add a check to only do this on the new ... | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ohrenfreund | im4m0fw | <|sols|><|sot|>Chrome was changed to allow any website to write to clipboard, to make a doodle work without required gesture<|eot|><|sol|>https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src/+/4d7b74b051abfe5945f418601fdc2ffc8ce3072c<|eol|><|sor|>Cant jerk. Can only cry.<|eor|><|sor|>For me, the one usually implies the other... | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | 6w4o7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmingcirclejerk | daleus | dm5cbxz | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to store them all as strings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmingcirclejerk | maetthu | dm5cypy | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to store them all as strings.<|eor|><|sor|>According to (some) physicists, everything is stored as strings at the... | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | badthingfactory | dm5dxbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>This is just a person who doesn't know what they're doing or talking about despite being gainfully employed as a programme... | 97 |
programmingcirclejerk | slowratatoskr | dm5eo7a | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to store them all as strings.<|eor|><|sor|>According to (some) physicists, everything is stored as strings at the... | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | Amenemhab | dm5shp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>This is just a person who doesn't know what they're doing or talking about despite being gainfully employed as a programme... | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | DuBistKomisch | dm5ibpw | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>stay in school, kids<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | scratchisthebest | dm5o0ia | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>Javascript developers not understanding how memory management works? Surprise!
Edit: I realize the irony in my flair. Shi... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | R_Sholes | dm64v0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to store them all as strings.<|eor|><|sor|> strings: {
[
[ 's', 't', 'r', 'i', 'n'... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | notalurkador | dm5mo9t | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to store them all as strings.<|eor|><|sor|>This. Storing all numeric values as strings is a portable and logical ... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | purely-dysfunctional | dm5egcu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>What is bits :S<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | dreampwnzor | dm5i5b5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to store them all as strings.<|eor|><|sor|>This. Storing all numeric values as strings is a portable and logical ... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | struct_t | dm5xlf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to store them all as strings.<|eor|><|sor|> strings: {
[
[ 's', 't', 'r', 'i', 'n'... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | porjolovsky | dm677cd | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>stay in school, kids<|eor|><|sor|>Or learn javascript in one month and produce shitty code while earning a generous salary... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | b00mdoggy | dm5cbjo | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>Not if you fiercely use generics like in Haskal:
http://hackage.haskell.org/package/base-4.10.0.0/docs/Prelude.html#t:Nu... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | anatolya | dm5q32q | <|sols|><|sot|>Why the fuck are short, int, long, float, and double different? They're numbers ffs<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6vzka7/ironic/dm4up5r/<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to store them all as strings.<|eor|><|sor|>According to (some) physicists, everything is stored as strings at the... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | MoroseBurrito | ph5m84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | hbggfxb | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>You can't turn your back on a Java programmer. You leave the room for five minutes to get a cup of coffee ... | 211 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | hbgf7th | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>> Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience. It's a language ... | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hbg8bt0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>> I mean, I was forthright about it being a bias... but it's all too common that people who work in Java f... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | TrickWasabi4 | hbgpa78 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>> Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience. It's a language ... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | dragon_irl | hbhye47 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>> Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience. It's a language ... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | Scout_it_Out | hbgz0t2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
import org.com.net.iama.Java.dev;
What the fuck does, Iteration as a procedural concept rather than ... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | hbgrqf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>> Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience. It's a language ... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | Haugerud | hbh2ajq | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>Ultimate interview strategy. Walk in seductively to the room, moving to and fro to the tune of "Goodbye Ho... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hbh0az8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>> I mean, I was forthright about it being a bias... but it's all too common that people who work in Java f... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | hbh1do9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
import org.com.net.iama.Java.dev;
What the fuck does, Iteration as a procedural concept rather than ... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | hbh7uoe | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, it's so much worse. If you go with the band, you'll never get a house of your o... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | BIG_SNYK_ENERGY | hbh2gld | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>If I was in a position of power, once a dev downloads Java they would never see the *sun* again.<|eor|><|e... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hbjo7yi | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>You can't turn your back on a Java programmer. You leave the room for five minutes to get a cup of coffee ... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | hbgsv8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, it's so much worse. If you go with the band, you'll never get a house of your o... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | hbhzek2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>> Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience. It's a language ... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | BIG_SNYK_ENERGY | hbh2002 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
import org.com.net.iama.Java.dev;
What the fuck does, Iteration as a procedural concept rather than ... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | Scout_it_Out | hbh3fdi | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
import org.com.net.iama.Java.dev;
What the fuck does, Iteration as a procedural concept rather than ... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | Scout_it_Out | hbh34hl | <|sols|><|sot|>Would you hire me? Me specifically? No. I have a strong bias against people with previous java experience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/ph3nen/comment/hbfwf0n/<|eol|><|sor|>Ultimate interview strategy. Walk in seductively to the room, moving to and fro to the tune of "Goodbye Ho... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | SJWcucksoyboy | ejn3tm | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|eol... | 239 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | fczb3eq | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 95 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | fcz5390 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | statistmonad | fcz6ce1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | fcz6w7p | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | macNchz | fczal9y | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | t0mRiddl3 | fcz74al | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | fczcs20 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | fczd083 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fczdpqh | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | fczmyjt | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | vicarofyanks | fd0fus1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fczgp85 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | GreenAsdf | fd1zz4p | <|sols|><|sot|>I am in love with Golang and being the founder of the company, I decided to rewrite in Go [...] No one in our dev. team knows Golang. I finally broke the news to my CTO and he was like WTF<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/golang/comments/ejjppg/going_all_in_with_golang_from_php_am_i_too/<|eol|><|sor... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | at_root | xdqybk | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmingcirclejerk | Laugarhraun | iod4rgu | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>```
def matches_with_me(self, other): return True
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmingcirclejerk | skulgnome | iodcl9u | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|> SELECT * FROM bitches WHERE hot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmingcirclejerk | Poddster | iod5un0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>```
def matches_with_me(self, other): return True
```<|eor|><|sor|>Christ, have some standards
def matches_with_me(self, other):
return other... | 132 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | ioclqsk | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>Eugenics, obviously. We, as a society, must try to prevent Hackernewsians from reproducing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmingcirclejerk | Laugarhraun | iodap2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>```
def matches_with_me(self, other): return True
```<|eor|><|sor|>Christ, have some standards
def matches_with_me(self, other):
return other... | 89 |
programmingcirclejerk | setzer22 | iod23m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisymmetric_relation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | iodk4lh | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>It's a good idea. I still wouldn't get any matches, but at least i could mine some bitcoin.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | mach_kernel | ioefczl | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|> SELECT * FROM bitches WHERE hot<|eor|><|sor|>```
order by personality desc
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | swoletergeists | iods4hk | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>>Why don't dating sites ask leetcode hards?
Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | life-is-a-loop | iodpmbv | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>```
def matches_with_me(self, other): return True
```<|eor|><|sor|>Christ, have some standards
def matches_with_me(self, other):
return other... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | MagmaticKobaian | iofg0v3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>Name literally one reason this is a bad or impractical idea. I've been thinking about this problem for at least several seconds and have yet to produce more ... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | anton____ | iod4ssh | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisymmetric_relation<|eor|><|sor|>That already happens to HN users, no change needed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ohrenfreund | iodctsb | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>```
def matches_with_me(self, other): return True
```<|eor|><|sor|>Christ, have some standards
def matches_with_me(self, other):
return other... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | n3f4s | ioeb529 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>Remember kids, before you go coding up a matching function, always reach for a safe language first.<|eor|><|sor|>Perl or C?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecStewart1 | iog0zr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|> SELECT * FROM bitches WHERE hot<|eor|><|sor|>```
order by personality desc
```<|eor|><|sor|>Not
order by cup_size asc
Or
where double_cheeked... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | speedster217 | ioeoilw | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>```
def matches_with_me(self, other): return True
```<|eor|><|sor|>Christ, have some standards
def matches_with_me(self, other):
return other... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | ConcernedInScythe | iofj4vv | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>```
def matches_with_me(self, other): return True
```<|eor|><|sor|>Christ, have some standards
def matches_with_me(self, other):
return other... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | livarot | iodvpzh | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>```
def matches_with_me(self, other): return True
```<|eor|><|sor|>Christ, have some standards
def matches_with_me(self, other):
return other... | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | iogpymy | <|sols|><|sot|>Ask HN: Why dont dating sites allow you to code your own matching function?<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32831489<|eol|><|sor|>```
def matches_with_me(self, other): return True
```<|eor|><|sor|>Christ, have some standards
def matches_with_me(self, other):
return other... | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | minh-phuc | f561ee | <|sols|><|sot|>Oracle VP: FYI if the @OracleDatabase didn't exist the world economy would grind to a halt; If most open source distributed databases didn't exist, the world would be a much safer place for data.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/matthewokeefe1/status/1226945620801413120<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmingcirclejerk | affectation_man | fhwysms | <|sols|><|sot|>Oracle VP: FYI if the @OracleDatabase didn't exist the world economy would grind to a halt; If most open source distributed databases didn't exist, the world would be a much safer place for data.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/matthewokeefe1/status/1226945620801413120<|eol|><|sor|>I'd just like to inte... | 148 |
programmingcirclejerk | sociobiology | fhwxmw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oracle VP: FYI if the @OracleDatabase didn't exist the world economy would grind to a halt; If most open source distributed databases didn't exist, the world would be a much safer place for data.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/matthewokeefe1/status/1226945620801413120<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Are the only peop... | 86 |
programmingcirclejerk | Teemperor | fhx4jo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oracle VP: FYI if the @OracleDatabase didn't exist the world economy would grind to a halt; If most open source distributed databases didn't exist, the world would be a much safer place for data.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/matthewokeefe1/status/1226945620801413120<|eol|><|sor|>Rule violation:
> Cr... | 85 |
programmingcirclejerk | e-dt | fhx0ea3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oracle VP: FYI if the @OracleDatabase didn't exist the world economy would grind to a halt; If most open source distributed databases didn't exist, the world would be a much safer place for data.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/matthewokeefe1/status/1226945620801413120<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Are the only peop... | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | univalence | fhwu9cw | <|sols|><|sot|>Oracle VP: FYI if the @OracleDatabase didn't exist the world economy would grind to a halt; If most open source distributed databases didn't exist, the world would be a much safer place for data.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/matthewokeefe1/status/1226945620801413120<|eol|><|sor|>Bellissima. *chef kis... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | flexibeast | fhwxh93 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oracle VP: FYI if the @OracleDatabase didn't exist the world economy would grind to a halt; If most open source distributed databases didn't exist, the world would be a much safer place for data.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/matthewokeefe1/status/1226945620801413120<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT comment FROM t... | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | R-M-Pitt | fhx6jrl | <|sols|><|sot|>Oracle VP: FYI if the @OracleDatabase didn't exist the world economy would grind to a halt; If most open source distributed databases didn't exist, the world would be a much safer place for data.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/matthewokeefe1/status/1226945620801413120<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Are the only peop... | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | kevin_with_rice | fhx49ab | <|sols|><|sot|>Oracle VP: FYI if the @OracleDatabase didn't exist the world economy would grind to a halt; If most open source distributed databases didn't exist, the world would be a much safer place for data.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/matthewokeefe1/status/1226945620801413120<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Are the only peop... | 44 |
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