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programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | hg1to58 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | closer_now | hg1g9io | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hg1zivs | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | integralWorker | hg2tej1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3n3r0 | hg2k8qy | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | bruce3434 | hg1l0p2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | Evinceo | hg270uu | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | hg1hd2k | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hg2fk4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | sineiraetstudio | hg1j2pw | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | earthisunderattack | hg30fii | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | hg2y1kd | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | hg2vqj2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | hg1xrn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | Aphix | hg2ewid | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | Teln0 | hg5b67b | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | hg26t5d | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Mountain-Log9383 | hg319xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is a bit like the girl you meet online who has nice pictures and a winning smile and then you meet up for dinner and it's a middle aged balding man. On paper it looks great, in practice you realise it was designed by accountants who's favourite hobby is to watch trains.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.redd... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | CodyCigar96o | f98xfq | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fiq8fjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>> Con: Rust is not a widely used language. The properties of the language are not yet well-understood, having selected an unusual language ... | 121 |
programmingcirclejerk | ooqq | fiqe319 | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>> Con: Rust is not a widely used language. The properties of the language are not yet well-understood, having selected an unusual language ... | 95 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | fiq6xrc | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>At Google, they don't say "Rewrite it in Rust". They say instead "All uses of Go in this project must be migrated to an approved language."... | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | logicchains | fiq4htx | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs Go when you've got a moral language like Dart, which offers:
* Zero-cost abstractions
* Move semantics,
* Guaranteed memory saf... | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fiqppgw | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>> Con: Rust is not a widely used language. The properties of the language are not yet well-understood, having selected an unusual language ... | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | le_koma | fiqbwx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>My experience trying to find out what the hell is Fuchsia:
>Pink + Purple == Fuchsia (a new Operating System)
Oh, alright then.<|eor|><|e... | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | fiq6z7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs Go when you've got a moral language like Dart, which offers:
* Zero-cost abstractions
* Move semantics,
* Guaranteed memory saf... | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | ryeguy | fir0aqq | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>> Con: Rust is not a widely used language. The properties of the language are not yet well-understood, having selected an unusual language ... | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | fiq6odh | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs Go when you've got a moral language like Dart, which offers:
* Zero-cost abstractions
* Move semantics,
* Guaranteed memory saf... | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | best-commenter | fiqb003 | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>At Google, they don't say "Rewrite it in Rust". They say instead "All uses of Go in this project must be migrated to an approved language."... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | degaart | fir6eyp | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>> Con: Rust is not a widely used language. The properties of the language are not yet well-understood, having selected an unusual language ... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | -fno-exceptions | firb7i6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>> Con: Rust is not a widely used language. The properties of the language are not yet well-understood, having selected an unusual language ... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | _babu_ | fiq4nlo | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>As if we ever asked for approval.
Seriously who the fuck do they think they are? This is an OPEN SOURCE project for fucks sake, let us co... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | zenolijo | fiqc1gc | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>>Con: Rust is not a widely used language.
But Dart isn't according to them? Oh of course it only counts if Google uses it, how silly of me... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | logicchains | fiq8wl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs Go when you've got a moral language like Dart, which offers:
* Zero-cost abstractions
* Move semantics,
* Guaranteed memory saf... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | _babu_ | fiq6ut0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>As if we ever asked for approval.
Seriously who the fuck do they think they are? This is an OPEN SOURCE project for fucks sake, let us co... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | savuporo | fiqukc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>My experience trying to find out what the hell is Fuchsia:
>Pink + Purple == Fuchsia (a new Operating System)
Oh, alright then.<|eor|><|s... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | fiq6lot | <|sols|><|sot|>Go is not approved [by Google]<|eot|><|sol|>https://fuchsia.googlesource.com/fuchsia/+/refs/heads/master/docs/project/policy/programming_languages.md#Go<|eol|><|sor|>At Google, they don't say "Rewrite it in Rust". They say instead "All uses of Go in this project must be migrated to an approved language."... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | MitsukoMegumi | f7n9y1 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmingcirclejerk | wubscale | ficf75o | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>> The pros only code C
>
> (But if your business doesn't need to compet... | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | Vyolle | fico3we | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Here is one thing nobody will tell you and something you will discover ... | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | ficqq2o | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>The fact that he's so downvoted proves he's right.<|eor|><|sor|>I downv... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | Veedrac | ficfqfh | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly never tried Zig.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentrunningfan | ficgpkq | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>If you have bugs ~~in C,~~ then you didnt learn it well enough. Learn t... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | antiatomic | fie9cz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>\#![cfg(unjerk)]
OP (one that made the comment that this post linked t... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | kredditacc96 | ficpvqt | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>\#![cfg(unjerk)]
OP (one that made the comment that this post linked t... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | savuporo | ficox4x | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>scanf alone is turing complete, you meddling kids<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | fichimp | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>The fact that he's so downvoted proves he's right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | Koxiaet | ficufvw | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Here is one thing nobody will tell you and something you will discover ... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | fidaj21 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Here is one thing nobody will tell you and something you will discover ... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | ficvrme | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>If you have bugs ~~in C,~~ then you didnt learn it well enough. Learn t... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | LightUmbra | fiec33b | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Here is one thing nobody will tell you and something you will discover ... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | clubby789 | fidohl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>If you have bugs ~~in C,~~ then you didnt learn it well enough. Learn t... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | fidnes5 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Here is one thing nobody will tell you and something you will discover ... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | fidaff2 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly never tried Zig.<|eor|><|sor|>D*<|eor|><|sor|>D* - a mix of D a... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | darthbarracuda | fid0yp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>imagine being a religious zealot about a programming language, instead ... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | logicchains | ficita9 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Clearly never tried Zig.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol no ATS2<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | kevin_with_rice | ficleig | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no rival to C. Period. [...] The pros only code C, and they dont have bugs. If you have bugs in C, then you didnt learn it well enough.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/rust/comments/f7l84m/_/fic6gdu/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>If you have bugs ~~in C,~~ then you didnt learn it well enough. Learn t... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | ASaucySaucyBoy | 13c1kym | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jinus017 | jjdsllu | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>What a beautiful language. Combining the readability of APL with the safety of C with the ecosystem of brainfuck w... | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | KaranasToll | jjdio6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>Verbal diarrhea. So many bad ideas mixed together to create a very ugly "programing" language. I would rather use ... | 95 |
programmingcirclejerk | the211a | jjdwf8u | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>>There is no dynamic allocation, that's bloat.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmingcirclejerk | alcostar_ | jjdwwjl | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>> No package manager, no standard library, no floating point (say no to the float rabbit hole!), no Unicode (sorry... | 83 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | jjdzcuv | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>> [C] is legally owned by ISO
This is why I dont use the metric system - meters and kilograms are legally owned b... | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | Handsomefoxhf | jjdnz3x | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>oh man, the amount of jerks you can get out of this is infinite<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | Foreign-Butterfly-97 | jjdng1d | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>> No package manager, no standard library, no floating point (say no to the float rabbit hole!), no Unicode (sorry... | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | personator01 | jjdxtsv | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>Suckless and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
/uj this person should be legally banned fr... | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | snorc_snorc | jjdjxvv | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>i've been looking for this guy for ages! i once saw a physics engine he made but forgot his name.
the guy is oppo... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | Ok-Prior-8856 | jjdy3kk | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>> No package manager, no standard library, no floating point (say no to the float rabbit hole!), no Unicode (sorry... | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jinus017 | jjdql2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>> No package manager, no standard library, no floating point (say no to the float rabbit hole!), no Unicode (sorry... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jinus017 | jjdrcc7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>>***Unix philosophy/do one thing well: Be a programming language, not a platform, IDE, package manager, virtual ma... | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | jjeeqtc | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>oh man, the amount of jerks you can get out of this is infinite<|eor|><|sor|>*How* infinite are we talking?
Some ... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | Forward-Error-9449 | jje1fs5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>> No package manager, no standard library, no floating point (say no to the float rabbit hole!), no Unicode (sorry... | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | JohnnyJayJay | jjdv2lw | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>I jerked so hard it fell off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | yes_i_relapsed | jjefi37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>Verbal diarrhea. So many bad ideas mixed together to create a very ugly "programing" language. I would rather use ... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | the211a | jjdwnb8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>> No package manager, no standard library, no floating point (say no to the float rabbit hole!), no Unicode (sorry... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | seaborgiumaggghhh | jjdhf8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>Its just Forth, its always Forth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | dym_sh | jjdxthw | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>Verbal diarrhea. So many bad ideas mixed together to create a very ugly "programing" language. I would rather use ... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | usenetflamewars | jjeobf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Joke languages like C++ and Rust are an insult to intelligence and won't be mentioned beyond this sentence.<|eot|><|sol|>https://codeberg.org/drummyfish/comun#about-the-language<|eol|><|sor|>>There is no dynamic allocation, that's bloat.
<|eor|><|sor|>no syscalls either - bloat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | bzmore | 10u8vr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 219 |
programmingcirclejerk | dist1ll | j7an8tn | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 127 |
programmingcirclejerk | aikii | j7alwqv | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 107 |
programmingcirclejerk | leaningtoweravenger | j7apb8l | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | witcher_rat | j7attie | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | FreshPrinceOfRivia | j7an0c0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | gefinn_odni | j7anqyj | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | bzmore | j7ajkvi | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | boy-griv | j7b8bd9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | Severe-Shift9708 | j7amfpt | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | boy-griv | j7bok2y | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | ItsAllAboutTheL1Bro | j7bjdx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | R_Sholes | j7ap1g0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | j7atvtu | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | boy-griv | j7boej2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | j7b2cmd | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | boy-griv | j7b8hlf | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | j7atida | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | AthanatosN5 | j7b12ea | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | affectation_man | j7arq4e | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | VariationDistinct330 | j7bauxf | <|sols|><|sot|>I use C because I still believe in freedom, and I think you should too. If we gradually destroy all semblance of individual thought and discretion and replace that with something that essentially approaches rule-by-machine, what remains is not far from an authoritarian dystopia in societal terms.<|eot|><... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | moon-chilled | m92foj | <|sols|><|sot|>I have a better education than Linus [Torvalds] has gotten, probably a higher intelligence, and a continued interest in how to make better systems<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/m8pnr8/linus_torvalds_on_how_amd_and_intel_are_changing/grk4l26/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
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