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programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | ghlnj2r | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>> **It's infinite and very ... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | ghm18tt | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wi... | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | theangeryemacsshibe | ghle41k | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>I saw `Concat` without retu... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | sierramikeromeo | ghl3msf | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>I just realised that the se... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | ghlndyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, I can't believe they m... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | procsyma | ghm53dj | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wi... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | wzdd | ghm0zqj | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>I saw `Concat` without retu... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | ghl4rh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>Json with commands<|eor|><|... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | ghlwwzl | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>>Ok, I need to abstract all... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | ghlw907 | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>How do we allow changes to ... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | qh4os | ghlr0dv | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Fun Game: count how man... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | nelmaloc | ghmp69s | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>Any sufficiently complicate... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | ghl5zh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>Json with commands<|eor|><|... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | ghmf6db | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wi... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | nmarshall23 | ghm6ez4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>Waitmin. I smell a rat.
Bu... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | OpsikionThemed | ghm6kzv | <|sols|><|sot|>Non-imaginative person: So, no choice, I have to keep my logic in my code There is no other solution Smart person: Why not create a programming language? <|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/payfit/how-do-we-abstract-complex-business-logic-from-tech-code-6bdcf8950be3<|eol|><|sor|>How do we allow changes to ... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | juustgowithit | buxutb | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmingcirclejerk | tpgreyknight | epjdf8g | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My favou... | 89 |
programmingcirclejerk | pythonesqueviper | epk2lpm | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My favou... | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | jbawgs | epjar7t | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Mine's never broken on accident... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | RockstarArtisan | epjxnk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>The real operating system is th... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | epjk1c8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I seriou... | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | tpgreyknight | epjdal0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>What distro does he use BTW?<|e... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | epk87rd | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>PulseAud... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | tpgreyknight | epjdhvz | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Mine's never broken on accident... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | -fno-stack-protector | epk3lel | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>i used to love that. then i sto... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kirkleon_ | epjtq7x | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>It's like bideo gaem<|eor|><|eo... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | Michigan__J__Frog | epk3625 | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>I use arch Linux btw<|eor|><|eo... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | Fenastus | epk6cri | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>What distro does he use BTW?<|e... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | linkedlust | epl28rm | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>> [This is what separates those... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Perceptes | epled1o | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I seriou... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | jk_scowling | epli1yd | <|sols|><|sot|>I seriously, non-sarcastically, unironically like it when my system breaks and it isn't apparent why! It's like a bonus level you didn't expect and you aren't sure what it's about<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/archlinux/comments/buwb26/_/epiwewq/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My favou... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | cheater00 | xrwjoe | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmingcirclejerk | IHateReddit_9001 | iqh8kle | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres the jerk. But also: https://i.imgur.com/uHZmMSE.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmingcirclejerk | cheater00 | iqhv4s2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres the jerk. But also: https://i.imgur.com/uHZmMSE.jpg<|eor|><|soopr|>Insufferable techbro calls insufferable techbros insufferable. That's the jerk<|eoopr|><... | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | Sticker704 | iqhdip3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Their ego is obviously MASSIVE. You can literally see this smugness "glow" to the ex-Googlers from just how massive their ego is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | another_day_passes | iqi7327 | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Who was Go designed for again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | Playful_Ad_7555 | iqig956 | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Their ego is obviously MASSIVE. You can literally see this smugness "glow" to the ex-Googlers from just how massive their ego is.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree (as a milli... | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | iqi1lkl | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>i can corroborate the illiteracy problem. people never read my unhinged rants either<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | RandallOfLegend | iqhi55q | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone who deifies their corporate overlord is a tool. Ship jumpers will just end up over their head with fake accreditation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | iqhut60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Their ego is obviously MASSIVE. You can literally see this smugness "glow" to the ex-Googlers from just how massive their ego is.<|eor|><|sor|>> Well, at Google w... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | life-is-a-loop | iqhynoq | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>We have to recruit this person to r/programmingcirclejerk. They're talented.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuggins | iqi0wur | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>> This is where Jeff Dean comes in. The goggleheads bespeak of him as some kind of programming god figure.
I don't want to bespeak to this person<|eor|><|eols|><... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecStewart1 | iqhxnru | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres the jerk. But also: https://i.imgur.com/uHZmMSE.jpg<|eor|><|sor|>[I think of it more as this.](https://img.ifunny.co/images/85afa5713d678a3c26688e204c57bc8... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | nemec | iqja1zd | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Blind is just 4chan for tech employees<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | eric987235 | iqihqv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Who was Go designed for again?<|eor|><|sor|>Oh who the hell cares?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | affectation_man | iqisniq | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Who was Go designed for again?<|eor|><|sor|>Theyre not capable of understanding a brilliant language but we want to use them to build good software.<|eor|><|eols|... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | stingraycharles | iqjrcht | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Their ego is obviously MASSIVE. You can literally see this smugness "glow" to the ex-Googlers from just how massive their ego is.<|eor|><|sor|>I think Jeff Dean o... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | cheater00 | iqjl2bj | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Who was Go designed for again?<|eor|><|soopr|>hmm... idiots?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | commo64dor | iqhtlwn | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone who deifies their corporate overlord is a tool. Ship jumpers will just end up over their head with fake accreditation.<|eor|><|sor|>Tools or chads?<|eor|><... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | helpneeder99 | iqliro2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>Who was Go designed for again?<|eor|><|sor|>It was designed for benchmarks. Slowest non-vm compiled language one earth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | stingraycharles | iqjrjy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Apple employee calls Google employees insufferable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.teamblind.com/post/Googlers-Are-Insufferable-qWzyJK7O<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Blind is just 4chan for tech employees<|eor|><|sor|>Seems like its not tech employees but rather FAANG employees? I dont see a commenter fr... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | n30phyte | w5mbx8 | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmingcirclejerk | JavaSux0 | ih9a38v | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, it's BETTER that you can pass/return a struct with array members, but you can't pa... | 142 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | ih9n3qt | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, it's BETTER that you can pass/return a struct with array members, but you can't pa... | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | am_katzest | ih92i3t | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>And that's why I exclusively use Go.<|eor|><|sor|>without generics, the way original aut... | 79 |
programmingcirclejerk | camel-cdr | ih8zmw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>And that's why I exclusively use Go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | JavaSux0 | iha2vpd | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, it's BETTER that you can pass/return a struct with array members, but you can't pa... | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | morph23 | ih9n0si | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, it's BETTER that you can pass/return a struct with array members, but you can't pa... | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | ih97fg3 | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>And God said, Let there be NULL, and there was null pointer dereference.<|eor|><|eols|><... | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecStewart1 | ih9t9nk | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I refuse to believe this is an actual opinion someone has.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | ihamtrd | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, it's BETTER that you can pass/return a struct with array members, but you can't pa... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | Pristine-You717 | ihamrtj | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Security consultant here, while everyone here is mocking the OP they are completely corr... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | diydsp | ih9h7ey | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>And God said, Let there be NULL, and there was null pointer dereference.<|eor|><|sor|>i ... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | Boz0r | ihajtvp | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, it's BETTER that you can pass/return a struct with array members, but you can't pa... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | RepresentativeNo6029 | ih9g6yj | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>And that's why I exclusively use Go.<|eor|><|sor|>without generics, the way original aut... | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | degaart | ihao8zk | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, it's BETTER that you can pass/return a struct with array members, but you can't pa... | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | ih97rh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>sorry, i can't hear you over all your forward declarations. have you heard of carbon? i ... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | lurebat | iham4dt | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind,
Yeah, the ecosystem is w... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | ihfhkfg | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, it's BETTER that you can pass/return a struct with array members, but you can't pa... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | Lich_Hegemon | ihan1o1 | <|sols|><|sot|>you can NOT improve C. Do not even attempt to change my mind, C is perfect the way Dennis initially made it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/w5hl80/c23_now_finalized/ih8rzx4/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, it's BETTER that you can pass/return a struct with array members, but you can't pa... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | Beheddard | euar93 | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmingcirclejerk | SabrinaSorceress | ffngdie | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>\>human boy working on web standards at Google
Shit, Pike was right, googlers are actually brain... | 157 |
programmingcirclejerk | SelfDistinction | ffnmbly | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>I entirely agree. For example, you can rewrite
arr.reduce((total, item) => total + item);
into... | 141 |
programmingcirclejerk | Beheddard | ffnevm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|soopr|>>Do you have an example that isn't "sum"?
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>Can you provide an example that isn't 'sum'?... | 90 |
programmingcirclejerk | a_sink_a_wait | ffnl0e1 | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>Cites an example whose complexity is not in `reduce` but in jabashit's god awful `Promise` syntax.
... | 76 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | ffnmk6r | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|> All code using generics should be rewritten to use copy and paste so it's readable by webshits.<|eo... | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | efskap | ffnibl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>Uj/
But seriously, can someone standardize a map+filter function? Im tired of writing reducers for ... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | cuminme69420 | ffnstbl | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>\>human boy working on web standards at Google
Shit, Pike was right, googlers are actually brain... | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | ffnq9hw | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>I entirely agree. For example, you can rewrite
arr.reduce((total, item) => total + item);
into... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | three18ti | ffng1ds | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|soopr|>>Do you have an example that isn't "sum"?
​
>Can you provide an example that isn't 'sum'?... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | ffowozq | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>I like the part where he [makes an appeal to authority by quoting Guido Van Rossum's brain fart of s... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | ffnsgzy | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>it's just a catamorphism honestly if you can't understand that you should probably just stop program... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | mudkip908 | ffnj3ft | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>Of course. It should be rewritten in Haskal using folds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | spookthesunset | ffo817e | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>I entirely agree. For example, you can rewrite
arr.reduce((total, item) => total + item);
into... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | efskap | ffnoxox | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>Uj/
But seriously, can someone standardize a map+filter function? Im tired of writing reducers for ... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | ffp5o6s | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>I like the part where he [makes an appeal to authority by quoting Guido Van Rossum's brain fart of s... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | a66ath | ffo8k7h | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|sor|>Of course. It should be rewritten in Haskal using folds.<|eor|><|sor|>>folds
Catamorphisms<|eor|><|... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | ur_waifus_prolapse | ffo3is6 | <|sols|><|sot|>All code using array.reduce should be rewritten without array.reduce so it's readable by humans *mutes thread*<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/jaffathecake/status/1213077702300852224?lang=en<|eol|><|soopr|>>Do you have an example that isn't "sum"?
​
>Can you provide an example that isn't 'sum'?... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | rukurshun | abbuj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 204 |
programmingcirclejerk | hash_salts | ecz8cvd | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | wafflePower1 | ecz7ofd | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | jxub | eczak9y | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | unfortunate_jargon | eczakef | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | railwayrookie | eczj22z | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | utopianfiat | eczs51w | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | vytah | eczczr2 | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | prodota2player | eczw3n8 | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | p1-o2 | eczk83y | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | McGlockenshire | eczc8xi | <|sols|><|sot|>You have a choice in life: You can smoke dope, get stoned, start dozens of unfinished projects in Ruby or Scala or Haskell or whatever you've just read about, wear bad clothes and think you're doing something worthwhile. Or you can learn a real language - one with braces, as God intended<|eot|><|sol|>htt... | 6 |
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