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programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | bpeq1y | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmingcirclejerk | Moarbid_Krabs | ensgcr3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>kids famously love debugging memory bugs<|eor|><|sor|>Look at this -1000xer not re... | 114 |
programmingcirclejerk | path_traced_sphere | ento7tz | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>kids famously love debugging memory bugs<|eor|><|sor|>Dear diary
today dad showed... | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | ensigbv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>> working on C on Linux
**gasp!** oh how immoral!<|eor|><|soopr|>This is like if ... | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcjftw | enselav | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>> working on C on Linux
**gasp!** oh how immoral!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | lru_skil | ensqdmh | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>When their eyes start to glaze over as you explain to them the function call idiom... | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | ensebct | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>Is it Arch Linux though?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | ent7iik | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>>I told him, go write something, anything you want, and I'll get you some chips an... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | path_traced_sphere | entojqu | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>wat a 0.1xer... his kids will at best work at Oracle... my kids are doing LU-decom... | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | vfxGer | entln8m | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>Kid never codes again and becomes a lawyer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | vladmir_zeus1 | enui84p | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm teaching my son to code. He's 11, so none of that scratch stuff -- we're working in C on Linux.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/bpa0fk/my_11_year_old_son_wrote_a_game_in_bash_shell_on/<|eol|><|sor|>Teach your kid to make friends, or ask someone to if you're not good with that.<|e... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | 8f7gjg | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | dy18k2s | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>This gives me a great idea. I sho... | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | stevedorries | dy19l3w | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>This gives me a great idea. I sho... | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | dy1cepd | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>But can yo... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | Amenemhab | dy27r0d | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>> This is a great example of yak ... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | zelnoth | dy1l3xo | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I wish mor... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | chateau86 | dy20mdh | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone named Infinity is already ... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | purely-dysfunctional | dy23zkw | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>This gives me a great idea. I sho... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | lengau | dy26f66 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder if I can break jQuery si... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | dy1fr4m | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>But can yo... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | dy19ygf | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: There are over 1000 people in the U.S. named "Infinity" and the jQuery .data() method attempts to convert to number when reading off the DOM<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/javascript/comments/8f57i1/psa_there_are_over_1000_people_in_the_us_named/<|eol|><|sor|>This gives me a great idea. I sho... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Slammernanners | 12x2e9b | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmingcirclejerk | usenetflamewars | jhhh0hc | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>>vrigin cancer researcher vs chad activator of linux
couldn't have said it better myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | winepath | jhhhkn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>> MacOS (Horrific)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmingcirclejerk | bladub | jhhi0lb | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>I love that the repo supports windows as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | pubicnuissance | jhhmifq | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>Now do `Unregistered HyperCam 2`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | jhhs7dq | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>The government should enforce this warning label on all social media sites and reddit like they do with cigarette packages.
They can also enforce text editors to give ... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | lowspeccorgi | jhhlibh | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>This jerk is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | icedev-eu2 | jhhtr4a | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>Now do `Unregistered HyperCam 2`.<|eor|><|sor|>7-zip but with a promt telling you to click one of 3 buttons to continue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | jhhhcbd | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>Correct - Linux is a waste of time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | mrpimpunicorn | jhim5vm | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>The government should enforce this warning label on all social media sites and reddit like they do with cigarette packages.
They can also enforce text editors to give ... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zambito1 | jhil5fb | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>Correct - Linux is a waste of time<|eor|><|sor|>TRUE all my homies use GNU <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheZipCreator | jhkqy1p | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>The government should enforce this warning label on all social media sites and reddit like they do with cigarette packages.
They can also enforce text editors to give ... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnheardIdentity | jhi7x0v | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>Now do `Unregistered HyperCam 2`.<|eor|><|sor|>7-zip but with a promt telling you to click one of 3 buttons to continue.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that winrar?<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | __C__C__D__E__ | jhiw9j4 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>Now do `Unregistered HyperCam 2`.<|eor|><|sor|>7-zip but with a promt telling you to click one of 3 buttons to continue.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't that winrar?<|eor|><|sor|>that... | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | flare561 | jhhtsw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>Can it activate almonds too?<|eor|><|sor|>what about charcoal?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | gendermarie | jhhm779 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>Can it activate almonds too?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | anon202001 | jhhwmkw | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>Altavistas Linux CraCKz wareZ patch ExE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | jhil9sp | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>"Stop having fun, guys!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | jalembung | jhi9xk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>need this for my rhel workstation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | ineffective_topos | jhjv393 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux/issues/138<|eol|><|sor|>This jerk is a waste of time. Spend your time better.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Your time is a waste of time. Time your time better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | djavaisadog | 128474n | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | jehp6dq | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>Social jerk<|eor|><|sor|>/uj It's a PR for a social media network's curation algorithm that removes a ... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | jei3tye | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Who get laid off and then infect another
1000 companies with Scala. This is a b... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | jehwh3g | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>My `is_even` implementation is more robust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | usenetflamewars | jehwqqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>Social jerk<|eor|><|sor|>`author_is_elon` is now social jerk?
sheeeeeeiiittt<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex... | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | jei40or | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>My `is_even` implementation is more robust<|eor|><|sor|>yarn add -D is_elon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | jehe0xl | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>Social jerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | R_Sholes | jeinp7z | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>Social jerk<|eor|><|sor|>/uj It's a PR for a social media network's curation algorithm that removes a ... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | jeiz7tv | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>Commit posted April 1st. 69 lines changed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | jei3yml | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>Social jerk<|eor|><|sor|>/uj It's a PR for a social media network's curation algorithm that removes a ... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | ZorbaTHut | jeiqjhb | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>Social jerk<|eor|><|sor|>/uj It's a PR for a social media network's curation algorithm that removes a ... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | hekkonaay | jeig52z | <|sols|><|sot|>Tweet Metric Attributes: `author_is_elon`, `author_is_democrat`, `author_is_republican`<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/commit/ec83d01dcaebf369444d75ed04b3625a0a645eb9<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Who get laid off and then infect another
1000 companies with Scala. This is a b... | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | 106ihue | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jinus017 | j3gx752 | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>All of C is trivial. Need a data structure? Just implement it yours... | 171 |
programmingcirclejerk | functorer | j3gwbsg | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>My man throwing around the word 'trivial' like an author of a mathe... | 150 |
programmingcirclejerk | the211a | j3h5cr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>in every sufficiently large C program there is a bug-ridden, inform... | 95 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | j3hkkq4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>My man throwing around the word 'trivial' like an author of a mathe... | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | drakens_jordgubbar | j3ic252 | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>All of C is trivial. Need a data structure? Just implement it yours... | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | capitalsigma | j3j3uby | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>This code exhibits undefined behaviour.
`void (*vtable[NUM_SLOTS])... | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | vytah | j3iwj0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>This code exhibits undefined behaviour.
`void (*vtable[NUM_SLOTS])... | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | ineffective_topos | j3k56rw | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>in every sufficiently large C program there is a bug-ridden, inform... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | lowspeccorgi | j3gw1a6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>I love making my own vtables<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | j3jf3v8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>This code exhibits undefined behaviour.
`void (*vtable[NUM_SLOTS])... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | j3gntyi | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|soopr|>when you tell wagies that oop didn't invent data types
> [All yo... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | j3gzdbn | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>toothpicks and bubblegum, my favorite design pattern<|eor|><|eols|>... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | wzdd | j3h7e14 | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>Awww, he even included a fixed-length buffer for the vtable and the... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | Battalist | j3jp0q5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>My man throwing around the word 'trivial' like an author of a mathe... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | ComfortablyBalanced | j3jezub | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>in every sufficiently large C program there is a bug-ridden, inform... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | capitalsigma | j3jxctt | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>This code exhibits undefined behaviour.
`void (*vtable[NUM_SLOTS])... | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | lazyubertoad | j3l4ofw | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>My man throwing around the word 'trivial' like an author of a mathe... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | functorer | j3jpziq | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>My man throwing around the word 'trivial' like an author of a mathe... | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | peerlessblue | j3j3q0j | <|sols|><|sot|>Polymorphism in C is trivial: You use a vtable - a struct of method pointers ... return ((int (*)(void *))((object *)self)->class->vtable[STRING_LENGTH_SLOT])(self);<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34298135<|eol|><|sor|>"Nothing in your example looks or reads as trivial. That is a gross... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | rudedogg | yx0adn | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmingcirclejerk | smithsonionian | iwmddui | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, it is one big template that doesnt execute any code. As it should be.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 147 |
programmingcirclejerk | yojimbo_beta | iwmn07t | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>What part of `crt{m|+.(|{0=:1 0 (|)+.0 1,1,-})m/} ez` did you... hmm, well, fair enough<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmingcirclejerk | functorer | iwndby3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>> Adding extra words don't make BusinessAbstractFactoryIBuilder more readable.
Clearly, `x` and `BusinessAbstractFactoryIBuilder` ... | 82 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | iwmmm3j | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, it is one big template that doesnt execute any code. As it should be.<|eor|><|sor|>If it c... | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | mgostIH | iwncjk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>What part of `crt{m|+.(|{0=:1 0 (|)+.0 1,1,-})m/} ez` did you... hmm, well, fair enough<|eor|><|sor|>> <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | DietOk3559 | iwmgqd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>I used to call her `thatGirl`, but now that I'm sufficiently abstract I just call her `h`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | iwoivdl | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, it is one big template that doesnt execute any code. As it should be.<|eor|><|sor|>If it c... | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | ConcernedInScythe | iwn0lhs | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>when your code is sufficiently abstract it's all pointfree, there are no variables at all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | RedbloodJarvey | iwnoxbt | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair `a` and `BusinessAbstractFactoryIBuilder` are both obtuse. But at least with the longer name you know what kind of proje... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | rpkarma | iwnf4j5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, it is one big template that doesnt execute any code. As it should be.<|eor|><|sor|>If it c... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | ii-___-ii | iwmj7rn | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, it is one big template that doesnt execute any code. As it should be.<|eor|><|sor|>When yo... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | ItsAllAboutTheL1Bro | iwokrnz | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>What part of `crt{m|+.(|{0=:1 0 (|)+.0 1,1,-})m/} ez` did you... hmm, well, fair enough<|eor|><|sor|>J user here.
The fact that I... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | path_traced_sphere | iwn14ek | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>That's why all my variables are just Unicode combining marks. It is so abstract there's a group of French mathematicians studying m... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | androgynyjoe | iwo9gdf | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>Look, if you don't agree with this, then you aren't capable of imagining sufficiently abstract code.
</uj> I hate that I'm only ha... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Beach-Devil | iwn3zqd | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>What part of `crt{m|+.(|{0=:1 0 (|)+.0 1,1,-})m/} ez` did you... hmm, well, fair enough<|eor|><|sor|>APL mfs<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | Shorttail0 | iwojnvl | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, it is one big template that doesnt execute any code. As it should be.<|eor|><|sor|>If it c... | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | Abs0luteKino | iwpn5z4 | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>What part of `crt{m|+.(|{0=:1 0 (|)+.0 1,1,-})m/} ez` did you... hmm, well, fair enough<|eor|><|sor|>> <|eor|><|sor|>
... | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | InflationAaron | iwogzgj | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>You dont name your constant `RatioOf CircumferenceToDiameter` in math or `RatioOfGravityToMass` in physics. Why in programming?<|eo... | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | jalembung | iwopgf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>When your code is sufficiently abstract, there often really aren't better variable names than a or x.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33623109<|eol|><|sor|>when your code is sufficiently abstract it's all pointfree, there are no variables at all<|eor|><|sor|>nah, it won't be pointfree. ... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | Laugarhraun | w2m0lg | <|sols|><|sot|>"[...] I believe this proves that software developers as a whole and as a culture produce worse results than drug addicted butt fucked monkeys randomly hacking on typewriters while inhaling the fumes of a radioactive dumpster fire fueled by chinese platsic toys [...]" mpv commit message, 2017.<|eot|><|s... | 194 |
programmingcirclejerk | Facts_About_Cats | igqzkew | <|sols|><|sot|>"[...] I believe this proves that software developers as a whole and as a culture produce worse results than drug addicted butt fucked monkeys randomly hacking on typewriters while inhaling the fumes of a radioactive dumpster fire fueled by chinese platsic toys [...]" mpv commit message, 2017.<|eot|><|s... | 101 |
programmingcirclejerk | GreenWoodDragon | igqybc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>"[...] I believe this proves that software developers as a whole and as a culture produce worse results than drug addicted butt fucked monkeys randomly hacking on typewriters while inhaling the fumes of a radioactive dumpster fire fueled by chinese platsic toys [...]" mpv commit message, 2017.<|eot|><|s... | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | igr7pp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>"[...] I believe this proves that software developers as a whole and as a culture produce worse results than drug addicted butt fucked monkeys randomly hacking on typewriters while inhaling the fumes of a radioactive dumpster fire fueled by chinese platsic toys [...]" mpv commit message, 2017.<|eot|><|s... | 71 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | igr63ps | <|sols|><|sot|>"[...] I believe this proves that software developers as a whole and as a culture produce worse results than drug addicted butt fucked monkeys randomly hacking on typewriters while inhaling the fumes of a radioactive dumpster fire fueled by chinese platsic toys [...]" mpv commit message, 2017.<|eot|><|s... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | fusion_curious | igrb80f | <|sols|><|sot|>"[...] I believe this proves that software developers as a whole and as a culture produce worse results than drug addicted butt fucked monkeys randomly hacking on typewriters while inhaling the fumes of a radioactive dumpster fire fueled by chinese platsic toys [...]" mpv commit message, 2017.<|eot|><|s... | 45 |
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