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programmingcirclejerk
samnardoni
gigb7b1
<|sols|><|sot|>Q: Are there programming languages that cause the programmer to become less intelligent over time? A: Yes... around a 15% decrease in IQ ... On the flip side, great languages make us smarter. For instance Kotlin. Or Julia. Or Elm. Or Haskell/Go/Elixir/Clojure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-there...
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programmingcirclejerk
nmarshall23
gigkjyv
<|sols|><|sot|>Q: Are there programming languages that cause the programmer to become less intelligent over time? A: Yes... around a 15% decrease in IQ ... On the flip side, great languages make us smarter. For instance Kotlin. Or Julia. Or Elm. Or Haskell/Go/Elixir/Clojure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-there...
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programmingcirclejerk
JustLetMeSaveStuff
gih3f2i
<|sols|><|sot|>Q: Are there programming languages that cause the programmer to become less intelligent over time? A: Yes... around a 15% decrease in IQ ... On the flip side, great languages make us smarter. For instance Kotlin. Or Julia. Or Elm. Or Haskell/Go/Elixir/Clojure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-there...
19
programmingcirclejerk
Chillbrosaurus_Rex
gig2zt6
<|sols|><|sot|>Q: Are there programming languages that cause the programmer to become less intelligent over time? A: Yes... around a 15% decrease in IQ ... On the flip side, great languages make us smarter. For instance Kotlin. Or Julia. Or Elm. Or Haskell/Go/Elixir/Clojure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-there...
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programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
gihcz1p
<|sols|><|sot|>Q: Are there programming languages that cause the programmer to become less intelligent over time? A: Yes... around a 15% decrease in IQ ... On the flip side, great languages make us smarter. For instance Kotlin. Or Julia. Or Elm. Or Haskell/Go/Elixir/Clojure.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-there...
16
programmingcirclejerk
umop_aplsdn
j71jq4
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
qh4os
g821eg5
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>You look at bowl of cereal and see breakfast. I look at it and ...
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programmingcirclejerk
Chillbrosaurus_Rex
g822zqk
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>You look at a computer program and see a syntactically organize...
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programmingcirclejerk
LayYourFishOnMe
g82g1n6
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is r/pcj and I should be ironically detached but th...
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programmingcirclejerk
ProfessorSexyTime
g826zqn
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>You look at a penis and see a phallic object used for sexual in...
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programmingcirclejerk
Audiblade
g82679v
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>You listen to a song and hear an authored work. I hear a n-dime...
36
programmingcirclejerk
AprilSpektra
g823p5s
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>You look at source code and see an authored work. I look at it ...
35
programmingcirclejerk
Evinceo
g82ls95
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>I know this is r/pcj and I should be ironically detached but th...
35
programmingcirclejerk
Hoogstens
g82frd4
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>require('uj') the sad part is some poor college student will r...
28
programmingcirclejerk
poi88
g82rtdr
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Fuck I wish I could punch people through the internet.<|eor...
19
programmingcirclejerk
poi88
g82sksa
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>You look at a deuce in the toilet bowl and see a piece of turd,...
16
programmingcirclejerk
silentconfessor
g82ev4l
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>HN is over now. This is the peak, we can...
16
programmingcirclejerk
umop_aplsdn
g839wrm
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is maybe the most obnoxious possible way of saying it,...
16
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
g82w8tt
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>How do you even imagine an n-dimension space? Imagine a 2-dime...
15
programmingcirclejerk
alex_quine
g823al2
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>The last n-dimensional Turing space relationship diagram I wrot...
15
programmingcirclejerk
PrinceOfStackSpace
g833nsw
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Are we the circlejerk, or is hackernews?<|eor|><|sor|>As a ...
11
programmingcirclejerk
officerthegeek
g83ftyk
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Fuck I wish I could punch people through the internet.<|eor...
11
programmingcirclejerk
bawdyanarchist
g82cieg
<|sols|><|sot|>"You look at [source code] and see an authored work. I look at it and I see an n-dimensional turing-space relationship diagram as expressed through transform functions."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24713544<|eol|><|sor|>You look at monkeys on typewriters as a random sonnet generatio...
10
programmingcirclejerk
stone_henge
cw37fo
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
DocMcBrown
ey80owo
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine if Civilization 6 was coded in JavaScript.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
10xelectronguru
ey7zwoc
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>> I recently started writing in Golang--it's great! Really enjoyable. The ecosystem is making me act like a better devel...
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programmingcirclejerk
dnkndnts
ey854qv
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>> US customary measurement system is bad. > And you still have to deal with them I'd like a Royale with Cheese please....
53
programmingcirclejerk
OctagonClock
ey86p0u
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>> English is bad. /uj Shut the fuck up programmers have no right to talk about linguistics or any humanities<|eor|><|eo...
39
programmingcirclejerk
miauw62
ey8n0j6
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>>At the end of the day, JS still doesn't even have integers. It's just as harmful to you as BASIC was to Dijkstra's stud...
34
programmingcirclejerk
15rthughes
ey8w6ez
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows CRUD Web Apps are the true driving force behind human civilization.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29
programmingcirclejerk
ProfessorSexyTime
ey8gf96
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>> JavaScript isn't going away. We are making it better. Webshits: creating more security issues, bUT It'S FasT === bet...
25
programmingcirclejerk
xmcqdpt2
ey9gd39
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>>At the end of the day, JS still doesn't even have integers. It's just as harmful to you as BASIC was to Dijkstra's stud...
22
programmingcirclejerk
falling_endlessly
ey930ug
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>> English is bad. /uj Shut the fuck up programmers have no right to talk about linguistics or any humanities<|eor|><|so...
21
programmingcirclejerk
stone_henge
ey8xaer
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>" may be bad, but you need them to do what they do. They are vital to the advancement of civilization" Substitute wit...
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programmingcirclejerk
TheLastMeritocrat
eyb4xi4
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>> US customary measurement system is bad. > And you still have to deal with them I'd like a Royale with Cheese please....
19
programmingcirclejerk
tpgreyknight
ey815or
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>\*downfall<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ironicshitpostr
ey9j7ru
<|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript may be bad, but you need us JS devs to do what we do. We are vital to the advancement of civilization<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20808280<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows CRUD Web Apps are the true driving force behind human civilization.<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically<|e...
18
programmingcirclejerk
irqlnotdispatchlevel
wa30rx
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
lowspeccorgi
ihyq9yq
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Its true! Im a member of the...
86
programmingcirclejerk
Badel2
ihzfr3g
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you guys find it stran...
66
programmingcirclejerk
tomwhoiscontrary
ihza4lt
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> C (and **to a lesser exten...
51
programmingcirclejerk
Tough_Suggestion_445
ihz1vw5
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Rustacean Karen here, alrigh...
37
programmingcirclejerk
small_kimono
ihzh9v7
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you guys find it stran...
29
programmingcirclejerk
Kodiologist
ihzptwn
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> the lack of opinionation o...
23
programmingcirclejerk
G3Kappa
ii1yti3
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Its true! Im a member of the...
23
programmingcirclejerk
silentconfessor
ii2t1r5
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Its true! Im a member of the...
21
programmingcirclejerk
awesomeusername2w
ii07zcd
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Rustacean Karen here, alrigh...
20
programmingcirclejerk
Kodiologist
ihzpbnk
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> C (and **to a lesser exten...
19
programmingcirclejerk
Nerdenator
ii02pir
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>oi m8 where's the jerk<|eor|...
17
programmingcirclejerk
pcjftw
ii0t6st
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Its true! Im a member of the...
17
programmingcirclejerk
RepresentativeNo6029
ii2del9
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you guys find it stran...
16
programmingcirclejerk
TheZipCreator
ii2e8ps
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you guys find it stran...
13
programmingcirclejerk
_babu_
ihzc2mz
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Not much of a jerk here. Ha...
12
programmingcirclejerk
alecStewart1
ii1skhj
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you guys find it stran...
12
programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
ii19gpt
<|sols|><|sot|>The Rust marketing team has been investing heavily into the indoctrination of young and vulnerable minds into annoying cultist acolytes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/w9vsar/comment/ihygp3q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you guys find it stran...
10
programmingcirclejerk
possibly_not_a_bot
lwhj2v
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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programmingcirclejerk
sebamestre
gphsszf
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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programmingcirclejerk
xigoi
gpiap25
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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programmingcirclejerk
wzdd
gpindqy
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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programmingcirclejerk
32gbsd
gpi4je1
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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programmingcirclejerk
UsingYourWifi
gpigb5y
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
42
programmingcirclejerk
officerthegeek
gpijgwv
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
37
programmingcirclejerk
RadiatedMonkey
gpijymx
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
33
programmingcirclejerk
HINDBRAIN
gpitz85
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
26
programmingcirclejerk
alexbarrett
gpiuyvt
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
25
programmingcirclejerk
VeganVagiVore
gphzj1r
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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nmarshall23
gpioqnl
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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ProfessorSexyTime
gpj3keg
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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camelCaseIsWebScale
gpjg9eu
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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theodordiaconu
gpiyxi7
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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fp_weenie
gpk3zvb
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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Paccos
gpikuiy
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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dscottboggs
gpj0n3y
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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blackwhattack
gpivwhk
<|sols|><|sot|>"The other reason was Advanced TypeScript concepts like Generics felt very hard to understand initially and I started feeling that I am in the Java world where every piece of code is strongly typed and overwhelming."<|eot|><|sol|>https://chiragswadia.medium.com/how-an-anti-typescript-javascript-developer...
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Erelde
12lzsiw
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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agent766
jg8p7w3
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>They invented stack traces<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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jalembung
jg8i1q0
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>must be a story played by a broken record.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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0dyl
jg8udan
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>> If 80% of your Go code consists of error handling, it is > because 80% of your code might fail at any time. Can't Gophers just write fewer bugs?<|eor|...
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affectation_man
jg8vcif
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>They invented stack traces<|eor|><|sor|>artisanal stacktraces by the sweat of the gopher's brow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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csb06
jg9228b
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>> In typical Chekhov fashion, if there is a chance for an error to happen in your code, it will happen sooner or later. Ah yes, Murphy Chekhovs law - wha...
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Sunscratch
jg8svxv
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>This story consists of 2 lines, repeated over and over again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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NeverComments
jg94x4d
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>They invented stack traces<|eor|><|sor|>artisanal stacktraces by the sweat of the gopher's brow<|eor|><|sor|>I used to work with Java but the language was...
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wubscale
jg93bob
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>> There was a quick moment of rejecting reality by simply ignoring all errors and trying to make do with whatever came out as a result [...] Of course, as...
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gendermarie
jg8ma77
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>C had poetry written in it in [1990](https://nickdrozd.github.io/2021/03/30/signed-char-lotte.html).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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markasoftware
jg9r5vn
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>go's error handling :: storytelling common lisp's error handling :: an open-world RPG with hundreds of side quests, a built-in spreadsheet editor more po...
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alecStewart1
jg95211
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>> If 80% of your Go code consists of error handling, it is > because 80% of your code might fail at any time. Can't Gophers just write fewer bugs?<|eor|...
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tomwhoiscontrary
jg94lo5
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>They invented stack traces<|eor|><|sor|>artisanal stacktraces by the sweat of the gopher's brow<|eor|><|sor|>This isn't a stack*trace*! This is stack*art*...
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CocktailPerson
jgabmy3
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>This story consists of 2 lines, repeated over and over again.<|eor|><|sor|>A gopher would definitely consider that 3 lines.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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SuspiciousScript
jgcpprq
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>This story consists of 2 lines, repeated over and over again.<|eor|><|sor|>For sale: `err`, never `nil`ed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Circuitizen
jg9xm1a
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>> In typical Chekhov fashion, if there is a chance for an error to happen in your code, it will happen sooner or later. Ah yes, Murphy Chekhovs law - wha...
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programmingcirclejerk
jordanbtucker
jgakyal
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>> In typical Chekhov fashion, if there is a chance for an error to happen in your code, it will happen sooner or later. Ah yes, Murphy Chekhovs law - wha...
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programmingcirclejerk
xn--9s9h
jg94ofu
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>I hope gophers never discover Autoit's [@error](https://www.autoitscript.com/autoit3/docs/functions/SetError.htm) macro and save precious keypresses.<|eor...
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Arcticcu
jgagin9
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>must be a story played by a broken record.<|eor|><|sor|>asylum interview loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgVal
jg96ss5
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>> If 80% of your Go code consists of error handling, it is > because 80% of your code might fail at any time. Can't Gophers just write fewer bugs?<|eor|...
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Hungry_Tangerine4652
jg9tgxs
<|sols|><|sot|>Go's Error Handling Is a Form of Storytelling<|eot|><|sol|>https://preslav.me/2023/04/14/golang-error-handling-is-a-form-of-storytelling/<|eol|><|sor|>I hope gophers never discover Autoit's [@error](https://www.autoitscript.com/autoit3/docs/functions/SetError.htm) macro and save precious keypresses.<|eor...
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milkshakemahn
xobip4
<|sols|><|sot|>The more I program, the less I see a need for anything other than C and the more annoyed I am by other languages' limitations. It's just syntactic sugar. C is Turing complete. If the language doesn't provide some convenience, a library provides it. Plus you get pointers, which are the best thing eve<|eot...
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VariationDistinct330
ipxzrf0
<|sols|><|sot|>The more I program, the less I see a need for anything other than C and the more annoyed I am by other languages' limitations. It's just syntactic sugar. C is Turing complete. If the language doesn't provide some convenience, a library provides it. Plus you get pointers, which are the best thing eve<|eot...
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irqlnotdispatchlevel
ipxxyo0
<|sols|><|sot|>The more I program, the less I see a need for anything other than C and the more annoyed I am by other languages' limitations. It's just syntactic sugar. C is Turing complete. If the language doesn't provide some convenience, a library provides it. Plus you get pointers, which are the best thing eve<|eot...
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zickige_zicke
ipxywjz
<|sols|><|sot|>The more I program, the less I see a need for anything other than C and the more annoyed I am by other languages' limitations. It's just syntactic sugar. C is Turing complete. If the language doesn't provide some convenience, a library provides it. Plus you get pointers, which are the best thing eve<|eot...
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pareidolist
ipy17b4
<|sols|><|sot|>The more I program, the less I see a need for anything other than C and the more annoyed I am by other languages' limitations. It's just syntactic sugar. C is Turing complete. If the language doesn't provide some convenience, a library provides it. Plus you get pointers, which are the best thing eve<|eot...
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