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lolphp
shitcanz
decv62y
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlike existing PECL libsodium module which uses \Sodium namespace, functions will be renamed to sodium_* for inclusion in 7.2<|eot|><|sol|>https://wiki.php.net/rfc/libsodium<|eol|><|sor|>They finally clean up some of their shit naming, so that's pretty good. And this is one place where PHP is way ahead of what other language (with their openssl libs everybody misuses) have been doing. It's like the reverse of lolphp.<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me how PHP is "ahead" here? Libsodium has NOTHING to do with PHP. Just because they are including it (wrapping) in PHP7.x does not make PHP any more "a safe" language, in fact PHP has probably the worst security bugs out there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
lolphp
greenthumble
deb782c
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlike existing PECL libsodium module which uses \Sodium namespace, functions will be renamed to sodium_* for inclusion in 7.2<|eot|><|sol|>https://wiki.php.net/rfc/libsodium<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, PHP namespaces are fucking ugly.<|eor|><|sor|>'\' was probably the only free token they could use, since if they used `.` or `::` it'd probably introduce some weird as hell bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>I was thinking about that earlier today weirdly enough just a random train of thought. The period would conflict with the string concatenation operator. It's why PHP's using `->` to dereference values in objects.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
lolphp
yxpow
deb7zs0
<|sols|><|sot|>Unlike existing PECL libsodium module which uses \Sodium namespace, functions will be renamed to sodium_* for inclusion in 7.2<|eot|><|sol|>https://wiki.php.net/rfc/libsodium<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, PHP namespaces are fucking ugly.<|eor|><|sor|>'\' was probably the only free token they could use, since if they used `.` or `::` it'd probably introduce some weird as hell bugs.<|eor|><|sor|>I was thinking about that earlier today weirdly enough just a random train of thought. The period would conflict with the string concatenation operator. It's why PHP's using `->` to dereference values in objects.<|eor|><|sor|>When I used to write PHP I always surrounded `.` with spaces, because I'd had one too many instances of someone concatenating constants (like `SOME_VAL.$length`), which caused my mind to briefly flip to "languages that use `.` to access members" mode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5
lolphp
n0t0ri0us9
5mwwld
<|sols|><|sot|>TIL: Strict types aren't working in PHP7.0 for generators /r/PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/5mtpr0/til_strict_types_arent_working_in_php70_for/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38
lolphp
n0t0ri0us9
dc6y6yf
<|sols|><|sot|>TIL: Strict types aren't working in PHP7.0 for generators /r/PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/5mtpr0/til_strict_types_arent_working_in_php70_for/<|eol|><|soopr|>The funniest part is the the the poor souls question "Is this behavior documented somewhere?" is completely ignored by the dev...<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
lolphp
pilif
dc6yn75
<|sols|><|sot|>TIL: Strict types aren't working in PHP7.0 for generators /r/PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/5mtpr0/til_strict_types_arent_working_in_php70_for/<|eol|><|sor|>PHP has enough warts that aren't being fixed because of backwards compatibility or plain questionable opinions. Let's not laugh about stuff that was actually fixed in the latest version of the language (7.1).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
lolphp
n0t0ri0us9
dc732qt
<|sols|><|sot|>TIL: Strict types aren't working in PHP7.0 for generators /r/PHP<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/5mtpr0/til_strict_types_arent_working_in_php70_for/<|eol|><|sor|>PHP has enough warts that aren't being fixed because of backwards compatibility or plain questionable opinions. Let's not laugh about stuff that was actually fixed in the latest version of the language (7.1).<|eor|><|soopr|>Suit yourself. I will stop laughing when people stop using this piece of shit.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
18
lolphp
00Davo
40on3p
<|sols|><|sot|>The order of interfaces in an implements clause is meaningful.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/0gFa6<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
37
lolphp
cliath
cyvzbii
<|sols|><|sot|>The order of interfaces in an implements clause is meaningful.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/0gFa6<|eol|><|sor|>Only applies if you implement a derived class and its base class, the base class must go first. Not sure how I feel about this...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
lolphp
OneWingedShark
cyvvzwh
<|sols|><|sot|>The order of interfaces in an implements clause is meaningful.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/0gFa6<|eol|><|sor|>...that's crazy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14
lolphp
00Davo
cywffiy
<|sols|><|sot|>The order of interfaces in an implements clause is meaningful.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/0gFa6<|eol|><|sor|>Only applies if you implement a derived class and its base class, the base class must go first. Not sure how I feel about this...<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure what the use case is. I mean, you're already declaring that you implement the base and the derived just by mentioning the derived. It's just implicit not explicit. My question here would be what benefit does being explicit in this instance actually provide? Or maybe this is an issue for tools that generate PHP code?<|eor|><|soopr|>It's certainly more a theoretical wart than a real inconvenience in practice. I discovered the restriction while doing something like this: interface I {} class A implements Foo, I, \Serializable {} class B implements Foo, Bar, I, Baz, \Serializable {} // five or six classes along those lines // now we realise instances of I should always be serialisable! interface I extends \Serializable {} // every implementer of I is now broken, because implements was written in the "wrong" order Rare, perhaps, but it really shouldn't be a fatal error.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12
lolphp
Danack
cywk11l
<|sols|><|sot|>The order of interfaces in an implements clause is meaningful.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/0gFa6<|eol|><|sor|>Reported - https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=71358 btw there are some other *cough* edge-cases related to "implements": * https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=69317 * https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=62609 * https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=60161 It's almost as if PHP has been grown organically without a clear plan of how it's type system should work from the start....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
9
lolphp
xrogaan
cywk73l
<|sols|><|sot|>The order of interfaces in an implements clause is meaningful.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/0gFa6<|eol|><|sor|>Reported - https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=71358 btw there are some other *cough* edge-cases related to "implements": * https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=69317 * https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=62609 * https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=60161 It's almost as if PHP has been grown organically without a clear plan of how it's type system should work from the start....<|eor|><|sor|>What type system?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
lolphp
emilvikstrom
cywg5lo
<|sols|><|sot|>The order of interfaces in an implements clause is meaningful.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/0gFa6<|eol|><|sor|>Only applies if you implement a derived class and its base class, the base class must go first. Not sure how I feel about this...<|eor|><|sor|>I'm not sure what the use case is. I mean, you're already declaring that you implement the base and the derived just by mentioning the derived. It's just implicit not explicit. My question here would be what benefit does being explicit in this instance actually provide? Or maybe this is an issue for tools that generate PHP code?<|eor|><|sor|>You need to know that the derived interface extends the base interface, which might be just an implementation detail (and even change on short notice between minor versions of a library if the library developer doesn't know about this drawback). It creates [leaky abstractions](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_abstraction).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
lolphp
arturaz
3j775k
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
loptr
cun2kub
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|sor|>So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? This was faulty code/parsing but it would have behaved the same way in other languages when coded with the same logic. This is was not a PHP language inconsistency just a bug in a function call that was fixed (a year ago). You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
25
lolphp
BufferUnderpants
cun8htd
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|sor|>So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? This was faulty code/parsing but it would have behaved the same way in other languages when coded with the same logic. This is was not a PHP language inconsistency just a bug in a function call that was fixed (a year ago). You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. <|eor|><|sor|>> So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? When it's as basic as this, yep. > You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. How PHPesque. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
21
lolphp
mort96
cumw6v3
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|sor|>It's not a bug, it's a feature! Seriously, why are PHP bugs considered sacred and never fixed?<|eor|><|sor|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=62479 They seem to go straight on to fix it, not arguing about whether it should be fixed or not... Who's considering it sacred and arguing to not fix it?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
15
lolphp
cbraga
cunk37o
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|sor|>So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? This was faulty code/parsing but it would have behaved the same way in other languages when coded with the same logic. This is was not a PHP language inconsistency just a bug in a function call that was fixed (a year ago). You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. <|eor|><|sor|>> So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? When it's as basic as this, yep. > You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. How PHPesque. <|eor|><|sor|>I thought we were in /r/phpapologists<|eor|><|sor|>I'm very, very disappointed that's not a real sub right now.<|eor|><|sor|>here this will keep you entertained http://phpthegoodparts.tumblr.com/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
15
lolphp
Miserable_Fuck
cunh2qa
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|sor|>So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? This was faulty code/parsing but it would have behaved the same way in other languages when coded with the same logic. This is was not a PHP language inconsistency just a bug in a function call that was fixed (a year ago). You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. <|eor|><|sor|>> So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? When it's as basic as this, yep. > You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. How PHPesque. <|eor|><|sor|>I thought we were in /r/phpapologists<|eor|><|sor|>Almost every single post has a few people arguing that "this isn't a *real* lol". Do these people not know what this sub is for?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Sheepshow
cune4fb
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|sor|>So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? This was faulty code/parsing but it would have behaved the same way in other languages when coded with the same logic. This is was not a PHP language inconsistency just a bug in a function call that was fixed (a year ago). You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. <|eor|><|sor|>> So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? When it's as basic as this, yep. > You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. How PHPesque. <|eor|><|sor|>I thought we were in /r/phpapologists<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
10
lolphp
ozamosi
cunhamf
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|sor|>So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? This was faulty code/parsing but it would have behaved the same way in other languages when coded with the same logic. This is was not a PHP language inconsistency just a bug in a function call that was fixed (a year ago). You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. <|eor|><|sor|>> So now every single bug in PHP and related libraries/functionality is a "lol"? When it's as basic as this, yep. > You could also work around it by escaping the string yourself. How PHPesque. <|eor|><|sor|>I thought we were in /r/phpapologists<|eor|><|sor|>I'm very, very disappointed that's not a real sub right now.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
7
lolphp
thelordofcheese
cumxk68
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|sor|>It's not a bug, it's a feature! Seriously, why are PHP bugs considered sacred and never fixed?<|eor|><|sor|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=62479 They seem to go straight on to fix it, not arguing about whether it should be fixed or not... Who's considering it sacred and arguing to not fix it?<|eor|><|sor|>There are some bugs in PHP they refuse to fix because people are used to it<|eor|><|sor|>This is why they should have made default namespaces for versions with the option of setting namespaces for individual documents when they introduced namespaces, and then fixed all the issues.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
7
lolphp
mort96
cumwnzg
<|soss|><|sot|>When you try to connect to a Postgresql database with a password containing 1 or more spaces, pdo will fail to connect<|eot|><|sost|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/13329787/pdo-cannot-connect-if-password-contains-spaces<|eost|><|sor|>It's not a bug, it's a feature! Seriously, why are PHP bugs considered sacred and never fixed?<|eor|><|sor|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=62479 They seem to go straight on to fix it, not arguing about whether it should be fixed or not... Who's considering it sacred and arguing to not fix it?<|eor|><|sor|>There are some bugs in PHP they refuse to fix because people are used to it<|eor|><|sor|>That may be true, but I don't see how that's relevant to this particular bug.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
7
lolphp
svens_
2ktgh2
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP Type Coercion at it again. Be careful when comparing hashes. [x-post]<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/108854<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39
lolphp
Banane9
clomr9v
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP Type Coercion at it again. Be careful when comparing hashes. [x-post]<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/108854<|eol|><|sor|>I think it's funny how they try to explain this shit by saying "oh it's in the documentation". Any beginner would fall for this, unless anyone tells them to always use ===<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
lolphp
ismtrn
clolbea
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP Type Coercion at it again. Be careful when comparing hashes. [x-post]<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/108854<|eol|><|sor|>Why on earth would be convert two strings to numbers to compare them? WHY? It is especially fucked up when your mapping into numbers isn't even injective.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
lolphp
svens_
cloj5uu
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP Type Coercion at it again. Be careful when comparing hashes. [x-post]<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/108854<|eol|><|soopr|>[Here's](http://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/2krumr/what_in_gods_name_is_going_on_here/) the discussion on /r/php, for those of you who don't subscribe to it.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11
lolphp
ThisIsADogHello
clpded6
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP Type Coercion at it again. Be careful when comparing hashes. [x-post]<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/108854<|eol|><|soopr|>[Here's](http://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/2krumr/what_in_gods_name_is_going_on_here/) the discussion on /r/php, for those of you who don't subscribe to it.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Good god, the amount of apologism in there is baffling. Extra baffling is the people saying essentially "it's documented, and I understood what it said, therefore you're an idiot for not understanding it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
lolphp
Gnolfo
clp79ey
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP Type Coercion at it again. Be careful when comparing hashes. [x-post]<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/108854<|eol|><|sor|>Why on earth would be convert two strings to numbers to compare them? WHY? It is especially fucked up when your mapping into numbers isn't even injective.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>If it were injective it wouldn't ruin the string equality. In that case they could convert it to whatever the fuck they wanted. When an equality test between the strings "1.0" and "1.00" maps both into the same element before comparing, it is a shitty equality test.<|eor|><|sor|>String -> number conversion shouldn't be injective. That's not what php is doing wrong in this instance. "1.0" and "1.00" casting into the same float or whatever is definitely the behavior you want... when you want to cast. It's their implicit coercion rules running amok that breaks the intended equality test, and hence the added complexity: "For equality checks use == or ===, depending on your current definition of equality".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5
lolphp
DoubleNabla
2hgz0t
<|sols|><|sot|>PDO emulates prepared statements using mysql_real_escape_string(), which does a great job as you'd expect...<|eot|><|sol|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134099/are-pdo-prepared-statements-sufficient-to-prevent-sql-injection/12202218#12202218<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Various_Pickles
cksn4l7
<|sols|><|sot|>PDO emulates prepared statements using mysql_real_escape_string(), which does a great job as you'd expect...<|eot|><|sol|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134099/are-pdo-prepared-statements-sufficient-to-prevent-sql-injection/12202218#12202218<|eol|><|sor|> mysql_our_timestamps_didnt_have_timezones_for_a_decade_sry_kthx<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
21
lolphp
pilif
ckt5waq
<|sols|><|sot|>PDO emulates prepared statements using mysql_real_escape_string(), which does a great job as you'd expect...<|eot|><|sol|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134099/are-pdo-prepared-statements-sufficient-to-prevent-sql-injection/12202218#12202218<|eol|><|sor|>The real WTF is MySQL: > An alternative is `utf8`, which is also not vulnerable and can support the whole of the Unicode Basic Multilingual Plane. Only in MySQL a character encoding called 'utf8' would not in-fact be utf-8. Doesn't surprise me in the least.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
DoubleNabla
cksjy2p
<|sols|><|sot|>PDO emulates prepared statements using mysql_real_escape_string(), which does a great job as you'd expect...<|eot|><|sol|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134099/are-pdo-prepared-statements-sufficient-to-prevent-sql-injection/12202218#12202218<|eol|><|soopr|>Found in /r/php (https://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/2h2xer/php_moronic_monday_22092014/ckp486a). Also, it looks like we're going to need a `mysql_real_real_escape_string`.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
cythrawll
cksx7cq
<|sols|><|sot|>PDO emulates prepared statements using mysql_real_escape_string(), which does a great job as you'd expect...<|eot|><|sol|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134099/are-pdo-prepared-statements-sufficient-to-prevent-sql-injection/12202218#12202218<|eol|><|sor|>to be fair they aren't talking about the PHP `mysql_real_escape_string()` but the C version in the MySQL API. Stupid that it emulates prepared statements by default. What's the point of that?<|eor|><|sor|>This one actually was MySQL's fault as well. When PDO first came out, real prepared statements broke the query cache. And PHP devs thought the gotcha was worth defaulting to real statements. Now MySQL's has had that fixed for years. But there is enough behavior differences that make it difficult to switch the default without potentiallly breaking code in obscure ways. Any way I highly suggest turning emulation off in the first place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11
lolphp
poizan42
ckueah5
<|sols|><|sot|>PDO emulates prepared statements using mysql_real_escape_string(), which does a great job as you'd expect...<|eot|><|sol|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134099/are-pdo-prepared-statements-sufficient-to-prevent-sql-injection/12202218#12202218<|eol|><|sor|>The real WTF is MySQL: > An alternative is `utf8`, which is also not vulnerable and can support the whole of the Unicode Basic Multilingual Plane. Only in MySQL a character encoding called 'utf8' would not in-fact be utf-8. Doesn't surprise me in the least.<|eor|><|sor|>You wish. In fact Oracle has the exact same problem. The real utf8 is called al32utf8 in Oracle databases...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Various_Pickles
cktrhm8
<|sols|><|sot|>PDO emulates prepared statements using mysql_real_escape_string(), which does a great job as you'd expect...<|eot|><|sol|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134099/are-pdo-prepared-statements-sufficient-to-prevent-sql-injection/12202218#12202218<|eol|><|sor|> mysql_our_timestamps_didnt_have_timezones_for_a_decade_sry_kthx<|eor|><|sor|>You *still* can't store a datetime with a timezone in MySQL. Every datetime is given and expected in a *connection-wide* timezone, but stored in UTC. It's a big fat gotcha.<|eor|><|sor|>A recorded "time" is [completely fucking meaningless without a timezone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY&list=TL7CMuKm2PEMUzqui-z9CP29YV2dhO2y3x).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
lolphp
frezik
cl1ucma
<|sols|><|sot|>PDO emulates prepared statements using mysql_real_escape_string(), which does a great job as you'd expect...<|eot|><|sol|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134099/are-pdo-prepared-statements-sufficient-to-prevent-sql-injection/12202218#12202218<|eol|><|sor|>to be fair they aren't talking about the PHP `mysql_real_escape_string()` but the C version in the MySQL API. Stupid that it emulates prepared statements by default. What's the point of that?<|eor|><|sor|>This one actually was MySQL's fault as well. When PDO first came out, real prepared statements broke the query cache. And PHP devs thought the gotcha was worth defaulting to real statements. Now MySQL's has had that fixed for years. But there is enough behavior differences that make it difficult to switch the default without potentiallly breaking code in obscure ways. Any way I highly suggest turning emulation off in the first place.<|eor|><|sor|>I've always been impressed with how PHP and MySQL combine to create a singularity of suck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
lolphp
DoubleNabla
cktib9y
<|sols|><|sot|>PDO emulates prepared statements using mysql_real_escape_string(), which does a great job as you'd expect...<|eot|><|sol|>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134099/are-pdo-prepared-statements-sufficient-to-prevent-sql-injection/12202218#12202218<|eol|><|sor|>On a sidenote. Can anybody explain why setting the encoding is done with the command `SET NAMES`?!?!<|eor|><|soopr|>The [standard](http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~shadow/sql/sql1992.txt) says: > The default character set **name** [...] can subsequently be changed by the successful execution of a <set names statement>. That was, of course, the most descriptive command they could come up with. Bonus points for "NAME**s**" affecting the name of a single thing.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5
lolphp
allthediamonds
2ettnx
<|sols|><|sot|>The joys of using `array_intersect`<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/184830<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35
lolphp
allthediamonds
ck2u88w
<|sols|><|sot|>The joys of using `array_intersect`<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/184830<|eol|><|soopr|>For some goddamn reason, `array_intersect` compares values by strict equality of those values *when casted to string*.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
18
lolphp
andsens
ck2wgpy
<|sols|><|sot|>The joys of using `array_intersect`<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/184830<|eol|><|soopr|>For some goddamn reason, `array_intersect` compares values by strict equality of those values *when casted to string*.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Heh, yeah. I stumbled upon that fuck-up as well about a month ago. We wound using [Underscore.php](http://brianhaveri.github.io/Underscore.php/) instead, especially because the names actually make sense now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
lolphp
allthediamonds
ck3m3rl
<|sols|><|sot|>The joys of using `array_intersect`<|eot|><|sol|>https://eval.in/184830<|eol|><|soopr|>For some goddamn reason, `array_intersect` compares values by strict equality of those values *when casted to string*.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yep, just like with everything else, there are workarounds.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
lolphp
TortoiseWrath
2bdolv
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36
lolphp
nikic
cj4n0sn
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|sor|>Note: PHP has always had [variadic functions](http://php.net/func_get_args), this is just a more convenient and clear way to implement them. The only thing this adds which was not possible previously, are *by-ref* variadics for userland functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
21
lolphp
ajmarks
cj4bcl5
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|sor|>But they still don't have named arguments (because Rasmatazz thinks they're ugly or something), so you can't use variadic features unless you specify all optional arguments, and you can't use it well as a pass-through to another function.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12
lolphp
h0rst_
cj4nla3
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|sor|>But they still don't have named arguments (because Rasmatazz thinks they're ugly or something), so you can't use variadic features unless you specify all optional arguments, and you can't use it well as a pass-through to another function.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you have a method to use the default value: https://wiki.php.net/rfc/skipparams I don't think I could think of an uglier way of doing this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11
lolphp
ajmarks
cj4udep
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|sor|>What's the use of variadic functions?<|eor|><|sor|>In Python, I use them all the time as wrappers. For example, consider this: def retry_call(func, max_tries=10, exc_list=(IOError, ValueError), *args, **kwargs): for i in range(max_tries): try: return func(*args, **kwargs) except exc_list as exc: if i + 1 < max_tries: log_error(exc, args, kwargs) else: raise I have a function that tries to call (and return) `func` up to max_tries times, catching and logging only those exceptions specified by the third argument, passing on anything after it to the `func` as arguments. In fact, because Python takes named arguments, I could do `retry_call(requests.get, url='http://foo.bar')` or `retry_call(requests.get, 100, url='http://foo.bar', proxies=proxy_info)`.<|eor|><|sor|>also very useful with decorators, but... PHP doesn't have decorators.<|eor|><|sor|>I would pay serious money to see the stupid way PHP decides to implement decorators.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11
lolphp
ajmarks
cj4o6s1
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|sor|>But they still don't have named arguments (because Rasmatazz thinks they're ugly or something), so you can't use variadic features unless you specify all optional arguments, and you can't use it well as a pass-through to another function.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you have a method to use the default value: https://wiki.php.net/rfc/skipparams I don't think I could think of an uglier way of doing this.<|eor|><|sor|>I just threw up a little in my mouth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
lolphp
infinull
cj4u22h
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|sor|>What's the use of variadic functions?<|eor|><|sor|>In Python, I use them all the time as wrappers. For example, consider this: def retry_call(func, max_tries=10, exc_list=(IOError, ValueError), *args, **kwargs): for i in range(max_tries): try: return func(*args, **kwargs) except exc_list as exc: if i + 1 < max_tries: log_error(exc, args, kwargs) else: raise I have a function that tries to call (and return) `func` up to max_tries times, catching and logging only those exceptions specified by the third argument, passing on anything after it to the `func` as arguments. In fact, because Python takes named arguments, I could do `retry_call(requests.get, url='http://foo.bar')` or `retry_call(requests.get, 100, url='http://foo.bar', proxies=proxy_info)`.<|eor|><|sor|>also very useful with decorators, but... PHP doesn't have decorators.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
lolphp
Sarcastinator
cj4btj8
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|sor|>Constants can't be expressions?! lol php.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
lolphp
ajmarks
cj4e0c5
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|sor|>What's the use of variadic functions?<|eor|><|sor|>In Python, I use them all the time as wrappers. For example, consider this: def retry_call(func, max_tries=10, exc_list=(IOError, ValueError), *args, **kwargs): for i in range(max_tries): try: return func(*args, **kwargs) except exc_list as exc: if i + 1 < max_tries: log_error(exc, args, kwargs) else: raise I have a function that tries to call (and return) `func` up to max_tries times, catching and logging only those exceptions specified by the third argument, passing on anything after it to the `func` as arguments. In fact, because Python takes named arguments, I could do `retry_call(requests.get, url='http://foo.bar')` or `retry_call(requests.get, 100, url='http://foo.bar', proxies=proxy_info)`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
lolphp
nikic
cj5c6lh
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP 5.6 to include variadic functions. We have now caught up to ALGOL 68 in functionality.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/migration56.new-features.php<|eol|><|sor|>But they still don't have named arguments (because Rasmatazz thinks they're ugly or something), so you can't use variadic features unless you specify all optional arguments, and you can't use it well as a pass-through to another function.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you have a method to use the default value: https://wiki.php.net/rfc/skipparams I don't think I could think of an uglier way of doing this.<|eor|><|sor|>Whatever gave you the idea that that proposal was implemented? It wasn't. There's also a proposal and implementation for named arguments lying around: https://wiki.php.net/rfc/named_params<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
lolphp
Serialk
20yfrt
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32
lolphp
HelloAnnyong
cg83ra8
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, once you make it static typed and eliminate the coercion, you will have taken a lot of lol out of PHP. That said, there's still enough lol left for twelve languages. <|eor|><|sor|>That's what I'd expect from it. PHP gets ternary operator wrong? Flag as error. Coercion in PHP is wonky? Flag as error. Just refuse to compile any of the broken aspects of the language, like "lint" for PHP. And since it's PHP, you won't have much left. So then add back *new* anything you're missing. And because there's still a decent amount of overlap, porting code from PHP to Hack will be easier than porting to anything else. Heck, it might make it easier to port to something else than porting directly from PHP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a science fiction short story about a VR world running on a supercomputer. As more and more customers plug into it, it starts running out of space and processing power, so its creators tell it to optimize itself on the fly, by removing parts of the experience that don't contribute to the end result. It starts removing idle moments, unmemorable experiences, boring memories. But eventually it figures out it can just remove the entire experience altogether and skip to the end result which is everyone's deaths. I imagine a PHP linter would eventually be something like that, > Error: code in between `<?php` `?>` tags<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42
lolphp
ajmarks
cg7yvya
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, once you make it static typed and eliminate the coercion, you will have taken a lot of lol out of PHP. That said, there's still enough lol left for twelve languages. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35
lolphp
cparen
cg81vk5
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, once you make it static typed and eliminate the coercion, you will have taken a lot of lol out of PHP. That said, there's still enough lol left for twelve languages. <|eor|><|sor|>That's what I'd expect from it. PHP gets ternary operator wrong? Flag as error. Coercion in PHP is wonky? Flag as error. Just refuse to compile any of the broken aspects of the language, like "lint" for PHP. And since it's PHP, you won't have much left. So then add back *new* anything you're missing. And because there's still a decent amount of overlap, porting code from PHP to Hack will be easier than porting to anything else. Heck, it might make it easier to port to something else than porting directly from PHP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
18
lolphp
tdammers
cg8670i
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, once you make it static typed and eliminate the coercion, you will have taken a lot of lol out of PHP. That said, there's still enough lol left for twelve languages. <|eor|><|sor|>That's what I'd expect from it. PHP gets ternary operator wrong? Flag as error. Coercion in PHP is wonky? Flag as error. Just refuse to compile any of the broken aspects of the language, like "lint" for PHP. And since it's PHP, you won't have much left. So then add back *new* anything you're missing. And because there's still a decent amount of overlap, porting code from PHP to Hack will be easier than porting to anything else. Heck, it might make it easier to port to something else than porting directly from PHP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a science fiction short story about a VR world running on a supercomputer. As more and more customers plug into it, it starts running out of space and processing power, so its creators tell it to optimize itself on the fly, by removing parts of the experience that don't contribute to the end result. It starts removing idle moments, unmemorable experiences, boring memories. But eventually it figures out it can just remove the entire experience altogether and skip to the end result which is everyone's deaths. I imagine a PHP linter would eventually be something like that, > Error: code in between `<?php` `?>` tags<|eor|><|sor|>:-) but seriously, php didn't get *everything* wrong. Otherwise you could just derive the inverse programming language from it and all of Programming Language Theory would be complete -- and I wouldn't grant PHP such an honor. In all seriousness, it's certainly better than trying to program in [Intercal]( http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL). It was intended for slap-dash programming, and it's well suited for it. As others have said before in this sub, PHP isn't the villian. Rather, *industry* is the villian for having adopted PHP so heavily when someone really ought to have known better.<|eor|><|sor|>It's more subtle than that. PHP got a few crucial things right: * Exist at the right moment in time * Provide a very subtle bridge from writing static HTML pages to server-side scripting (no other language I know of makes this as simple as changing the extension to '.php' and throwing in a few `<?php ?>` "tags) * Somehow make it onto every shitty shared hosting service in the world * Be loud and attract lots of highschoolers, hobbyists, and boss' nephews to spread the gospel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
18
lolphp
cparen
cg84030
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, once you make it static typed and eliminate the coercion, you will have taken a lot of lol out of PHP. That said, there's still enough lol left for twelve languages. <|eor|><|sor|>That's what I'd expect from it. PHP gets ternary operator wrong? Flag as error. Coercion in PHP is wonky? Flag as error. Just refuse to compile any of the broken aspects of the language, like "lint" for PHP. And since it's PHP, you won't have much left. So then add back *new* anything you're missing. And because there's still a decent amount of overlap, porting code from PHP to Hack will be easier than porting to anything else. Heck, it might make it easier to port to something else than porting directly from PHP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a science fiction short story about a VR world running on a supercomputer. As more and more customers plug into it, it starts running out of space and processing power, so its creators tell it to optimize itself on the fly, by removing parts of the experience that don't contribute to the end result. It starts removing idle moments, unmemorable experiences, boring memories. But eventually it figures out it can just remove the entire experience altogether and skip to the end result which is everyone's deaths. I imagine a PHP linter would eventually be something like that, > Error: code in between `<?php` `?>` tags<|eor|><|sor|>:-) but seriously, php didn't get *everything* wrong. Otherwise you could just derive the inverse programming language from it and all of Programming Language Theory would be complete -- and I wouldn't grant PHP such an honor. In all seriousness, it's certainly better than trying to program in [Intercal]( http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL). It was intended for slap-dash programming, and it's well suited for it. As others have said before in this sub, PHP isn't the villian. Rather, *industry* is the villian for having adopted PHP so heavily when someone really ought to have known better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
lolphp
allthediamonds
cg874f7
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, once you make it static typed and eliminate the coercion, you will have taken a lot of lol out of PHP. That said, there's still enough lol left for twelve languages. <|eor|><|sor|>That's what I'd expect from it. PHP gets ternary operator wrong? Flag as error. Coercion in PHP is wonky? Flag as error. Just refuse to compile any of the broken aspects of the language, like "lint" for PHP. And since it's PHP, you won't have much left. So then add back *new* anything you're missing. And because there's still a decent amount of overlap, porting code from PHP to Hack will be easier than porting to anything else. Heck, it might make it easier to port to something else than porting directly from PHP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a science fiction short story about a VR world running on a supercomputer. As more and more customers plug into it, it starts running out of space and processing power, so its creators tell it to optimize itself on the fly, by removing parts of the experience that don't contribute to the end result. It starts removing idle moments, unmemorable experiences, boring memories. But eventually it figures out it can just remove the entire experience altogether and skip to the end result which is everyone's deaths. I imagine a PHP linter would eventually be something like that, > Error: code in between `<?php` `?>` tags<|eor|><|sor|>:-) but seriously, php didn't get *everything* wrong. Otherwise you could just derive the inverse programming language from it and all of Programming Language Theory would be complete -- and I wouldn't grant PHP such an honor. In all seriousness, it's certainly better than trying to program in [Intercal]( http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL). It was intended for slap-dash programming, and it's well suited for it. As others have said before in this sub, PHP isn't the villian. Rather, *industry* is the villian for having adopted PHP so heavily when someone really ought to have known better.<|eor|><|sor|>It's more subtle than that. PHP got a few crucial things right: * Exist at the right moment in time * Provide a very subtle bridge from writing static HTML pages to server-side scripting (no other language I know of makes this as simple as changing the extension to '.php' and throwing in a few `<?php ?>` "tags) * Somehow make it onto every shitty shared hosting service in the world * Be loud and attract lots of highschoolers, hobbyists, and boss' nephews to spread the gospel.<|eor|><|sor|>> Somehow make it onto every shitty shared hosting service in the world We can (and should) blame Apache for that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
lolphp
cbraga
cg8dbht
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|sor|>They certainly picked the right name for their project <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
9
lolphp
Innominate8
cg8qj0q
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, once you make it static typed and eliminate the coercion, you will have taken a lot of lol out of PHP. That said, there's still enough lol left for twelve languages. <|eor|><|sor|>Once you take that first step and break backwards compatibility, suddenly fixing the rest of the language becomes possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
lolphp
mirhagk
cg887sn
<|sols|><|sot|>"Hack": No matter how hard you try, a nice-looking PHP is still PHP.<|eot|><|sol|>http://hacklang.org/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, once you make it static typed and eliminate the coercion, you will have taken a lot of lol out of PHP. That said, there's still enough lol left for twelve languages. <|eor|><|sor|>That's what I'd expect from it. PHP gets ternary operator wrong? Flag as error. Coercion in PHP is wonky? Flag as error. Just refuse to compile any of the broken aspects of the language, like "lint" for PHP. And since it's PHP, you won't have much left. So then add back *new* anything you're missing. And because there's still a decent amount of overlap, porting code from PHP to Hack will be easier than porting to anything else. Heck, it might make it easier to port to something else than porting directly from PHP.<|eor|><|sor|>There's a science fiction short story about a VR world running on a supercomputer. As more and more customers plug into it, it starts running out of space and processing power, so its creators tell it to optimize itself on the fly, by removing parts of the experience that don't contribute to the end result. It starts removing idle moments, unmemorable experiences, boring memories. But eventually it figures out it can just remove the entire experience altogether and skip to the end result which is everyone's deaths. I imagine a PHP linter would eventually be something like that, > Error: code in between `<?php` `?>` tags<|eor|><|sor|>:-) but seriously, php didn't get *everything* wrong. Otherwise you could just derive the inverse programming language from it and all of Programming Language Theory would be complete -- and I wouldn't grant PHP such an honor. In all seriousness, it's certainly better than trying to program in [Intercal]( http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL). It was intended for slap-dash programming, and it's well suited for it. As others have said before in this sub, PHP isn't the villian. Rather, *industry* is the villian for having adopted PHP so heavily when someone really ought to have known better.<|eor|><|sor|>It's more subtle than that. PHP got a few crucial things right: * Exist at the right moment in time * Provide a very subtle bridge from writing static HTML pages to server-side scripting (no other language I know of makes this as simple as changing the extension to '.php' and throwing in a few `<?php ?>` "tags) * Somehow make it onto every shitty shared hosting service in the world * Be loud and attract lots of highschoolers, hobbyists, and boss' nephews to spread the gospel.<|eor|><|sor|>> no other language I know of makes this as simple as changing the extension to '.php' and throwing in a few <?php ?> "tags [Classic ASP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Server_Pages) supports a very similar syntax, and has a lot of the same fundamental problems as PHP (it's inability to scale, the ease of making critical security bugs). Coldfusion markup also works as does java server pages, lasso as well as many others. What these don't have is a very large install base. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
lolphp
lisp-case
1z4i00
<|sols|><|sot|>Mcrypt: "Catastrophic crypto failure? That's worth a warning. Maybe."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.leaseweblabs.com/2014/02/aes-php-mcrypt-key-padding/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35
lolphp
lisp-case
cfqh9fu
<|sols|><|sot|>Mcrypt: "Catastrophic crypto failure? That's worth a warning. Maybe."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.leaseweblabs.com/2014/02/aes-php-mcrypt-key-padding/<|eol|><|soopr|>Okay, lessons learned from reading this article: Don't use Mcrypt. Seriously, look at this API: > AES-256 is different from RIJNDAEL-256. The 256 in AES refers to the key size, where the 256 in RIJNDAEL refers to block size. AES-256 is RIJNDAEL-128 when used with a 256 bit key. So we can infer that the constants don't actually line up to algorithms as they are referred to in practice. Not even for AES, the most official (and thus most widespread) modern cipher. *Okay.* > if you feed Mcrypt a smaller key [than the cipher is expecting] it will automatically pad it to an acceptable size using zero bytes. So your key generation fucked up and you aren't actually getting the guarantees you thought you were, but Mcrypt will "helpfully" encrypt things anyway, in the limit providing you with no security whatsoever. And this doesn't even generate a warning. > Mcrypt accepts any size of plain text and solves this [block-size] issue for you by automatically padding it with zero bytes. Oh good, it defaults to the kind of padding you can't deterministically reverse . How "helpful". (Again, no warning.) > If the initialization vector does not have the right size (16 bytes), then Mcrypt outputs a warning and uses an empty initialization vector. *Catastrophic failure* generating a *warning*, Part The Second. In a lot of ways this is even *worse* than the key length thing, since if you ended up with a shorter key than you expected you probably still have *some* security; meanwhile a cryptosystem that repeats IVs can generally be considered "completely broken". Okay, how much worse can this get? Let's look at the rest of the API *oh God* > If the self test succeeds it returns FALSE. In case of an error, it returns TRUE. In other words *exactly the opposite* of what a nave user (i.e. me, having never looked at this API before) would expect. That's great. ECB is an option. This is a horrible idea. OFB with partial feedback is an option, despite being another bad idea. At least they recommend against this one. All available modes of operation are malleable; you get to add authentication yourself. (Encrypt, then MAC. Always in that order.) No CTR mode, despite being the best-regarded non-authenticated mode of operation in current practice. No padding functions. You get to do that yourself, too. Hope you don't accidentally introduce a padding oracle. No key derivation functions. Another thing you get to do yourself. Non-copypaste-safe example: 3DES in ECB mode, no KDF, no MAC. Oh, also no error checking. Probably strings the primitives through the API correctly, but it's doing just about everything else wrong. Speaking of stringing primitives through the API, that looks like a *ridiculous* number of things that can go wrong. Is there a particular reason it takes this many lines to do `$ciphertext = encrypt($cipher, $key, $plaintext);`? Or at most, `$ciphertext = encrypt($cipher, derive_key($work_factor, $password), $plaintext);`? Tl;dr: run^as^fast^as^you^can Edit: how do acronyms work<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
lolphp
iopq
cfqxled
<|sols|><|sot|>Mcrypt: "Catastrophic crypto failure? That's worth a warning. Maybe."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.leaseweblabs.com/2014/02/aes-php-mcrypt-key-padding/<|eol|><|sor|>People always scoff when I do my scripting in bash or perl. Coincidently those are two languages that halt execution on error.<|eor|><|sor|>People always scoff when I do my scripting in Haskell. Coincidentally that's the language that homomorphism endofunctor monoid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13
lolphp
ChoHag
cfqt4hv
<|sols|><|sot|>Mcrypt: "Catastrophic crypto failure? That's worth a warning. Maybe."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.leaseweblabs.com/2014/02/aes-php-mcrypt-key-padding/<|eol|><|sor|>People always scoff when I do my scripting in bash or perl. Coincidently those are two languages that halt execution on error.<|eor|><|sor|>Well bash only does that if you use set -e<|eor|><|sor|>You always use set -e. Just like you always run perl with warnings and strict. Right? Right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
lolphp
nikic
cfs2eo6
<|sols|><|sot|>Mcrypt: "Catastrophic crypto failure? That's worth a warning. Maybe."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.leaseweblabs.com/2014/02/aes-php-mcrypt-key-padding/<|eol|><|sor|>People always scoff when I do my scripting in bash or perl. Coincidently those are two languages that halt execution on error.<|eor|><|sor|>People always scoff when I do my scripting in Haskell. Coincidentally that's the language that homomorphism endofunctor monoid<|eor|><|sor|>You mean to say zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms, right? Homomorphisms are *so* amateur... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
lolphp
n3xg3n
cfqqacs
<|sols|><|sot|>Mcrypt: "Catastrophic crypto failure? That's worth a warning. Maybe."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.leaseweblabs.com/2014/02/aes-php-mcrypt-key-padding/<|eol|><|soopr|>Okay, lessons learned from reading this article: Don't use Mcrypt. Seriously, look at this API: > AES-256 is different from RIJNDAEL-256. The 256 in AES refers to the key size, where the 256 in RIJNDAEL refers to block size. AES-256 is RIJNDAEL-128 when used with a 256 bit key. So we can infer that the constants don't actually line up to algorithms as they are referred to in practice. Not even for AES, the most official (and thus most widespread) modern cipher. *Okay.* > if you feed Mcrypt a smaller key [than the cipher is expecting] it will automatically pad it to an acceptable size using zero bytes. So your key generation fucked up and you aren't actually getting the guarantees you thought you were, but Mcrypt will "helpfully" encrypt things anyway, in the limit providing you with no security whatsoever. And this doesn't even generate a warning. > Mcrypt accepts any size of plain text and solves this [block-size] issue for you by automatically padding it with zero bytes. Oh good, it defaults to the kind of padding you can't deterministically reverse . How "helpful". (Again, no warning.) > If the initialization vector does not have the right size (16 bytes), then Mcrypt outputs a warning and uses an empty initialization vector. *Catastrophic failure* generating a *warning*, Part The Second. In a lot of ways this is even *worse* than the key length thing, since if you ended up with a shorter key than you expected you probably still have *some* security; meanwhile a cryptosystem that repeats IVs can generally be considered "completely broken". Okay, how much worse can this get? Let's look at the rest of the API *oh God* > If the self test succeeds it returns FALSE. In case of an error, it returns TRUE. In other words *exactly the opposite* of what a nave user (i.e. me, having never looked at this API before) would expect. That's great. ECB is an option. This is a horrible idea. OFB with partial feedback is an option, despite being another bad idea. At least they recommend against this one. All available modes of operation are malleable; you get to add authentication yourself. (Encrypt, then MAC. Always in that order.) No CTR mode, despite being the best-regarded non-authenticated mode of operation in current practice. No padding functions. You get to do that yourself, too. Hope you don't accidentally introduce a padding oracle. No key derivation functions. Another thing you get to do yourself. Non-copypaste-safe example: 3DES in ECB mode, no KDF, no MAC. Oh, also no error checking. Probably strings the primitives through the API correctly, but it's doing just about everything else wrong. Speaking of stringing primitives through the API, that looks like a *ridiculous* number of things that can go wrong. Is there a particular reason it takes this many lines to do `$ciphertext = encrypt($cipher, $key, $plaintext);`? Or at most, `$ciphertext = encrypt($cipher, derive_key($work_factor, $password), $plaintext);`? Tl;dr: run^as^fast^as^you^can Edit: how do acronyms work<|eoopr|><|sor|>>> AES-256 is different from RIJNDAEL-256. The 256 in AES refers to the key size, where the 256 in RIJNDAEL refers to block size. AES-256 is RIJNDAEL-128 when used with a 256 bit key. > > So we can infer that the constants don't actually line up to algorithms as they are referred to in practice. Not even for AES, the most official (and thus most widespread) modern cipher. Okay. This is technically correct though... AES is/are specific members of Rijndael cipher family, but it is not the same thing. To quote the [wikipedia page for AES](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Encryption_Standard): > The Advanced Encryption Standard (AES) is a specification for the encryption of electronic data established by the U.S. National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) in 2001. It is based on the Rijndael cipher developed by two Belgian cryptographers, Joan Daemen and Vincent Rijmen, who submitted a proposal to NIST during the AES selection process. **Rijndael is a family of ciphers with different key and block sizes. For AES, NIST selected three members of the Rijndael family, each with a block size of 128 bits, but three different key lengths: 128, 192 and 256 bits.** (emphasis added) That said, it's definitely confusing. (Especially because who uses arbitrary members of the Rijndael family?) >> If the self test succeeds it returns FALSE. In case of an error, it returns TRUE. > In other words exactly the opposite of what a nave user (i.e. me, having never looked at this API before) would expect. That's great. This is probably some C background leaking through > ECB is an option. This is a horrible idea. ECB is necessary if you want to implement other cipher modes (and is likely just part of the internal API being exposed for completeness/convenience) Not defending it, but these aren't totally insane things. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
tavianator
cfqoair
<|sols|><|sot|>Mcrypt: "Catastrophic crypto failure? That's worth a warning. Maybe."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.leaseweblabs.com/2014/02/aes-php-mcrypt-key-padding/<|eol|><|sor|>People always scoff when I do my scripting in bash or perl. Coincidently those are two languages that halt execution on error.<|eor|><|sor|>Well bash only does that if you use set -e<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
ajmarks
cfqver5
<|sols|><|sot|>Mcrypt: "Catastrophic crypto failure? That's worth a warning. Maybe."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.leaseweblabs.com/2014/02/aes-php-mcrypt-key-padding/<|eol|><|sor|>People always scoff when I do my scripting in bash or perl. Coincidently those are two languages that halt execution on error.<|eor|><|sor|>Python...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Torandi
174coe
<|soss|><|sot|>Member variables for NULL? No problem!<|eot|><|sost|>At work I'm fixing bugs and implementing smaller features in a horrible php spaghetti monster. One of the gems I found was this: $row = NULL; $row->product = "foobar"; At first I was just perplexed that this would work, I then realized that $row would be cast to a stdClass when trying to assign members of it, but this is really a horrible way of doing that. This actually prints a notice, but in this case the notices goes to a log file that is flooded with warnings and notices.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Tjoppen
c82358y
<|soss|><|sot|>Member variables for NULL? No problem!<|eot|><|sost|>At work I'm fixing bugs and implementing smaller features in a horrible php spaghetti monster. One of the gems I found was this: $row = NULL; $row->product = "foobar"; At first I was just perplexed that this would work, I then realized that $row would be cast to a stdClass when trying to assign members of it, but this is really a horrible way of doing that. This actually prints a notice, but in this case the notices goes to a log file that is flooded with warnings and notices.<|eost|><|sor|>PHP: Errors aren't<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Legolas-the-elf
c825o4p
<|soss|><|sot|>Member variables for NULL? No problem!<|eot|><|sost|>At work I'm fixing bugs and implementing smaller features in a horrible php spaghetti monster. One of the gems I found was this: $row = NULL; $row->product = "foobar"; At first I was just perplexed that this would work, I then realized that $row would be cast to a stdClass when trying to assign members of it, but this is really a horrible way of doing that. This actually prints a notice, but in this case the notices goes to a log file that is flooded with warnings and notices.<|eost|><|sor|>Objective-C does a similar thing. Sending a message to `nil` (the equivalent of calling a method on `NULL`) evaluates to `nil` itself (more or less). It's got good points and bad points. It does simplify a lot of logic, but it can also make mistakes more elusive. Everybody with any experience in Objective-C is very aware of how `nil` is treated though. PHP's approach, however, is the worst of both worlds. It's not intentionally designed to work this way, so it's unexpected behaviour for developers and you get lots of notices. But it doesn't blow up immediately like other languages can, so you don't get the benefit of failing fast either. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
mejicat
138nnh
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
audaxxx
c71triy
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>And the first comment is > Note that } elseif() { is somewhat faster than } else if() { I am sure, this is very often the performance bottleneck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Porges
c71wqx8
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>And the first comment is > Note that } elseif() { is somewhat faster than } else if() { I am sure, this is very often the performance bottleneck.<|eor|><|sor|>Also shows the naivity in these sorts of benchmarks. The performance difference is due to the order of the tests; swap the order and you'll get the opposite results.<|eor|><|sor|>http://www.phpbench.com/ I always cry a little bit when I look at that page. Always remember: The while loop is faster than a for loop.<|eor|><|sor|>The emphasis on microbenchmarks in the PHP community is bizarre. You're using PHP. If you were concerned about performance, you wouldn't be.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
mejicat
c71x7kn
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>Do not use the colon syntax. Problem solved.<|eor|><|soopr|>I think a better solution is not using PHP.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Mattho
c71rtjm
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>Wello, *else if* is just *else { if* so it makes sense. You can only have one statement/block after the else (without a block) and *if (x) {}* is a single statement while *if (xx) foo();* is not. Or not? What?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
barubary
c71zyzs
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>And in some languages it's elif and then I'm just all confused. I wish the Emperor Of Programming Languages would just decree once and for all which one we're to use.<|eor|><|sor|>* elif: Python, Bash * elsif: Perl, Ruby * elseif: PHP Enjoy.<|eor|><|sor|>The C preprocessor also uses `#elif`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
kezabelle
c71xvmm
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>And in some languages it's elif and then I'm just all confused. I wish the Emperor Of Programming Languages would just decree once and for all which one we're to use.<|eor|><|sor|>* elif: Python, Bash * elsif: Perl, Ruby * elseif: PHP Enjoy.<|eor|><|sor|>And for the first time ever, PHP had the more sensible, saner choice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
more_exercise
c74y4i4
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>Do not use the colon syntax. Problem solved.<|eor|><|soopr|>I think a better solution is not using PHP.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Which would implicitly allow you to not use the colon syntax. Double win!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
leoel
c7214dq
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>And the first comment is > Note that } elseif() { is somewhat faster than } else if() { I am sure, this is very often the performance bottleneck.<|eor|><|sor|>Also shows the naivity in these sorts of benchmarks. The performance difference is due to the order of the tests; swap the order and you'll get the opposite results.<|eor|><|sor|>http://www.phpbench.com/ I always cry a little bit when I look at that page. Always remember: The while loop is faster than a for loop.<|eor|><|sor|>The emphasis on microbenchmarks in the PHP community is bizarre. You're using PHP. If you were concerned about performance, you wouldn't be.<|eor|><|sor|>Naive tools for a naive language, it seems coherent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
kingguru
c7294f2
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>And the first comment is > Note that } elseif() { is somewhat faster than } else if() { I am sure, this is very often the performance bottleneck.<|eor|><|sor|>Also shows the naivity in these sorts of benchmarks. The performance difference is due to the order of the tests; swap the order and you'll get the opposite results.<|eor|><|sor|>http://www.phpbench.com/ I always cry a little bit when I look at that page. Always remember: The while loop is faster than a for loop.<|eor|><|sor|>That page is hilarious, but a bit scary considering that there are people out there who actually takes these benchmarks seriously.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Altreus
c71vzpz
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>Wello, *else if* is just *else { if* so it makes sense. You can only have one statement/block after the else (without a block) and *if (x) {}* is a single statement while *if (xx) foo();* is not. Or not? What?<|eor|><|sor|>This is what I always assumed. If `else if` _is_ an alias for `elseif` then this is stupid. But if `else if` is simply an `if` as the only statement to a braceless `else` then it makes perfect sense. Note that single-statement control flow like this has its own problems: if (x) if (y) foo() else bar() The indentation says the else goes with the first if, but the rules, variously across languages, agree, disagree or don't specify. Perl doesn't let you do this, so it avoids the problem neatly. That's why you can't do `else if` in Perl. This is known as the shift-reduce conflict. http://docs.freebsd.org/info/bison/bison.info.Shift_Reduce.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
audaxxx
c71up4i
<|sols|><|sot|>"else if" is an alias for "elseif", but if you're using the colon syntax it becomes a parse error<|eot|><|sol|>http://uk.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.elseif.php<|eol|><|sor|>And the first comment is > Note that } elseif() { is somewhat faster than } else if() { I am sure, this is very often the performance bottleneck.<|eor|><|sor|>Also shows the naivity in these sorts of benchmarks. The performance difference is due to the order of the tests; swap the order and you'll get the opposite results.<|eor|><|sor|>http://www.phpbench.com/ I always cry a little bit when I look at that page. Always remember: The while loop is faster than a for loop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
petdance
pi1gy
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP silently converts any spaces in field names to underscores. Surprise!<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?t=10353238<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
RobOplawar
c3pj9ec
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP silently converts any spaces in field names to underscores. Surprise!<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?t=10353238<|eol|><|sor|>I just wrote a test script because surely this can't be true in php 5.3. It is. >_> You know, sometimes it can be really hard to defend this language. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
petdance
c3pjq2c
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP silently converts any spaces in field names to underscores. Surprise!<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?t=10353238<|eol|><|soopr|>Turns out it's more than just spaces. http://php.net/manual/en/language.variables.external.php The full list of field-name characters that PHP converts to _ (underscore) is the following (not just dot): chr(32) ( ) (space) chr(46) (.) (dot) chr(91) ([) (open square bracket) chr(128) - chr(159) (various) PHP irreversibly modifies field names containing these characters in an attempt to maintain compatibility with the deprecated register_globals feature.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
infinull
c3ppqnv
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP silently converts any spaces in field names to underscores. Surprise!<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?t=10353238<|eol|><|sor|>I just wrote a test script because surely this can't be true in php 5.3. It is. >_> You know, sometimes it can be really hard to defend this language. <|eor|><|sor|>Join the rest of us in bashing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
sloat
c3pmyqg
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP silently converts any spaces in field names to underscores. Surprise!<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?t=10353238<|eol|><|sor|>It would be better if it failed but what language allows you to make variables or function definitions with spaces?<|eor|><|sor|>None that I know of, but PHP is changing a hash key in this case because of an old, removed feature that would automatically convert GET and POST data to global variables.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
infinull
c3ppqxl
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP silently converts any spaces in field names to underscores. Surprise!<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?t=10353238<|eol|><|sor|>It would be better if it failed but what language allows you to make variables or function definitions with spaces?<|eor|><|sor|>None that I know of, but PHP is changing a hash key in this case because of an old, removed feature that would automatically convert GET and POST data to global variables.<|eor|><|sor|>Technically it's not removed, just disabled by default. Note: name of the feature (for convenient googling & whatnot) is register globals<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
yxpow
m87tyd
<|soss|><|sot|>Implicit conversions with []<|eot|><|sost|>Not sure if this has been posted here before, but using `$c[]` when `empty($c) === true` overwrites the value of `$c`: $c = false; $c[] = 2; works without any errors, but: $c = false; array_push($c, 2); produces a type error. Of course, the same thing happens if `$c` isn't "defined" or is null...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
funtek
grgmacb
<|soss|><|sot|>Implicit conversions with []<|eot|><|sost|>Not sure if this has been posted here before, but using `$c[]` when `empty($c) === true` overwrites the value of `$c`: $c = false; $c[] = 2; works without any errors, but: $c = false; array_push($c, 2); produces a type error. Of course, the same thing happens if `$c` isn't "defined" or is null...<|eost|><|sor|>It's possible that it is to allow to work: $a = []; $a["key1"][] = 123; $a["key1"] will automatically become an array and it won't throw an error. Stupid but sometimes useful<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
SerdanKK
ia4xwn
<|soss|><|sot|>Named parameters are cool, but PHP variables aren't typed so the implementation is completely broken.<|eot|><|sost|>[https://3v4l.org/P2XSm](https://3v4l.org/P2XSm) Someone please tell me wth they're thinking. If this ships I'll have to put up another "don't use this feature" sign at work. [C# equivalent](https://dotnetfiddle.net/1ptTml) I've been strangely optimistic about PHP lately, so I suppose *something* had to come up. &#x200B; EDIT: Someone on internals agrees: [https://externals.io/message/111161#111178](https://externals.io/message/111161#111178) Andreas, you're my hero, despite your futile efforts. EDIT2: I'm intrigued by the down-votes. I think the feature is *obviously* broken, so if you disagree what's your reasoning?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
yawkat
g1laj1m
<|soss|><|sot|>Named parameters are cool, but PHP variables aren't typed so the implementation is completely broken.<|eot|><|sost|>[https://3v4l.org/P2XSm](https://3v4l.org/P2XSm) Someone please tell me wth they're thinking. If this ships I'll have to put up another "don't use this feature" sign at work. [C# equivalent](https://dotnetfiddle.net/1ptTml) I've been strangely optimistic about PHP lately, so I suppose *something* had to come up. &#x200B; EDIT: Someone on internals agrees: [https://externals.io/message/111161#111178](https://externals.io/message/111161#111178) Andreas, you're my hero, despite your futile efforts. EDIT2: I'm intrigued by the down-votes. I think the feature is *obviously* broken, so if you disagree what's your reasoning?<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't this exactly what you'd expect in a dynamic language? Python does the same thing. Type hints are no substitute for a static language, they can't really participate in resolving. Or are PHP type hints stronger than python ones?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
SerdanKK
g1l2cir
<|soss|><|sot|>Named parameters are cool, but PHP variables aren't typed so the implementation is completely broken.<|eot|><|sost|>[https://3v4l.org/P2XSm](https://3v4l.org/P2XSm) Someone please tell me wth they're thinking. If this ships I'll have to put up another "don't use this feature" sign at work. [C# equivalent](https://dotnetfiddle.net/1ptTml) I've been strangely optimistic about PHP lately, so I suppose *something* had to come up. &#x200B; EDIT: Someone on internals agrees: [https://externals.io/message/111161#111178](https://externals.io/message/111161#111178) Andreas, you're my hero, despite your futile efforts. EDIT2: I'm intrigued by the down-votes. I think the feature is *obviously* broken, so if you disagree what's your reasoning?<|eost|><|sor|>1. What does this have to do with "typed PHP variables"? 2. This was discussed to death. It's a trade off. The alternative is to merge param names from all parents (super classes and interfaces) which comes with more complexity and a performance penalty. Ultimately Nikita decided it wasn't worth it.<|eor|><|soopr|>1. Seriously? Hennings explains it in the thread I linked to. If it was possible to associate a type with the variable itself there wouldn't be a problem, *as demonstrated by C#*. 2. It was discussed to death and it's still broken. Is that supposed to reassure me? Seriously, I actually put some amount of effort into this and you're just going to respond with "it was considered so shut up". I fucking well know it was considered. I happen to respect Nikita a great deal, but I also happen to think the current implementation is a colossal mistake. I'd rather not have the feature at all than deal with the current implementation. Actually expend a minimum of effort in addressing my concerns or go away.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
eMZi0767
g1l0urw
<|soss|><|sot|>Named parameters are cool, but PHP variables aren't typed so the implementation is completely broken.<|eot|><|sost|>[https://3v4l.org/P2XSm](https://3v4l.org/P2XSm) Someone please tell me wth they're thinking. If this ships I'll have to put up another "don't use this feature" sign at work. [C# equivalent](https://dotnetfiddle.net/1ptTml) I've been strangely optimistic about PHP lately, so I suppose *something* had to come up. &#x200B; EDIT: Someone on internals agrees: [https://externals.io/message/111161#111178](https://externals.io/message/111161#111178) Andreas, you're my hero, despite your futile efforts. EDIT2: I'm intrigued by the down-votes. I think the feature is *obviously* broken, so if you disagree what's your reasoning?<|eost|><|sor|>In .NET (and most other languages/runtimes like that, I imagine), named arguments are translated into positional ones at compile-time, and ultimately the call then relies on positioning and type of arguments passed. I suppose it would be interesting to compare PHP to Python in this regard, since they're both interpreted languages, where such changes are not lost between code and runtime.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
8
lolphp
yawkat
g1lcmfd
<|soss|><|sot|>Named parameters are cool, but PHP variables aren't typed so the implementation is completely broken.<|eot|><|sost|>[https://3v4l.org/P2XSm](https://3v4l.org/P2XSm) Someone please tell me wth they're thinking. If this ships I'll have to put up another "don't use this feature" sign at work. [C# equivalent](https://dotnetfiddle.net/1ptTml) I've been strangely optimistic about PHP lately, so I suppose *something* had to come up. &#x200B; EDIT: Someone on internals agrees: [https://externals.io/message/111161#111178](https://externals.io/message/111161#111178) Andreas, you're my hero, despite your futile efforts. EDIT2: I'm intrigued by the down-votes. I think the feature is *obviously* broken, so if you disagree what's your reasoning?<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't this exactly what you'd expect in a dynamic language? Python does the same thing. Type hints are no substitute for a static language, they can't really participate in resolving. Or are PHP type hints stronger than python ones?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't have any experience with Python, but I'd expect they are similar enough. My problem with this is that if PHP being dynamic means that it can't be implemented in a sensible way, then it shouldn't be implemented at all. The current implementation leads to fragile code that'll be difficult to reason about, even with the use of static analysis.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> The current implementation leads to fragile code that'll be difficult to reason about, even with the use of static analysis. Dynamic typing in a nutshell? :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
8
lolphp
elcapitanoooo
g1kmdxb
<|soss|><|sot|>Named parameters are cool, but PHP variables aren't typed so the implementation is completely broken.<|eot|><|sost|>[https://3v4l.org/P2XSm](https://3v4l.org/P2XSm) Someone please tell me wth they're thinking. If this ships I'll have to put up another "don't use this feature" sign at work. [C# equivalent](https://dotnetfiddle.net/1ptTml) I've been strangely optimistic about PHP lately, so I suppose *something* had to come up. &#x200B; EDIT: Someone on internals agrees: [https://externals.io/message/111161#111178](https://externals.io/message/111161#111178) Andreas, you're my hero, despite your futile efforts. EDIT2: I'm intrigued by the down-votes. I think the feature is *obviously* broken, so if you disagree what's your reasoning?<|eost|><|sor|>Sooo another half baked feature copied from some other language..<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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