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lolphp
merreborn
cjy2kk4
<|soss|><|sot|>Something snarky for you folks to post.<|eot|><|sost|>http://www.reddit.com/r/awesomephp is a thing. As long as I moderate it, it will not change from its state today :)<|eost|><|sor|>I thought to myself, "okay, if someone was to seriously make a subreddit like that, not as a joke, what would it contain...
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lolphp
ladaghini
cjy8ifw
<|soss|><|sot|>Something snarky for you folks to post.<|eot|><|sost|>http://www.reddit.com/r/awesomephp is a thing. As long as I moderate it, it will not change from its state today :)<|eost|><|sor|>I think there's room for [one submission](http://elabs.se.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/picture/file/81/normal_php_-_the_good...
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lolphp
cfreak2399
cjyajp7
<|soss|><|sot|>Something snarky for you folks to post.<|eot|><|sost|>http://www.reddit.com/r/awesomephp is a thing. As long as I moderate it, it will not change from its state today :)<|eost|><|sor|>This post http://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/s345g/php_sucks_but_i_like_it/ Reads like people stuck in an abusive rel...
13
lolphp
gavintlgold
cjxuk92
<|soss|><|sot|>Something snarky for you folks to post.<|eot|><|sost|>http://www.reddit.com/r/awesomephp is a thing. As long as I moderate it, it will not change from its state today :)<|eost|><|sor|>You should modify the CSS so it looks like the page doesn't exist :P<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
totes_meta_bot
cjyaxk2
<|soss|><|sot|>Something snarky for you folks to post.<|eot|><|sost|>http://www.reddit.com/r/awesomephp is a thing. As long as I moderate it, it will not change from its state today :)<|eost|><|sor|>This thread has been linked to from elsewhere on reddit. - [/r/programmingcirclejerk] [PHP deserves no better](http:/...
7
lolphp
VeXCe
cjy9fhy
<|soss|><|sot|>Something snarky for you folks to post.<|eot|><|sost|>http://www.reddit.com/r/awesomephp is a thing. As long as I moderate it, it will not change from its state today :)<|eost|><|sor|>My god, what have I done?!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
tdammers
cjynld9
<|soss|><|sot|>Something snarky for you folks to post.<|eot|><|sost|>http://www.reddit.com/r/awesomephp is a thing. As long as I moderate it, it will not change from its state today :)<|eost|><|sor|>This post http://www.reddit.com/r/PHP/comments/s345g/php_sucks_but_i_like_it/ Reads like people stuck in an abusive rel...
6
lolphp
Banane9
cjxvgld
<|soss|><|sot|>Something snarky for you folks to post.<|eot|><|sost|>http://www.reddit.com/r/awesomephp is a thing. As long as I moderate it, it will not change from its state today :)<|eost|><|sor|>So does /r/wowphp now :)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
PlasmaSheep
26culy
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
andsens
chpwgtg
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
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lolphp
allthediamonds
chpz655
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
28
lolphp
ahruss
chq0w6t
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>How did someone write this page and not realize everything about arrays is terrible? > The above will appear to have two keys named 'AA', although one of them is actually named ...
21
lolphp
DoctorWaluigiTime
chpzzqn
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
16
lolphp
allthediamonds
chqb3we
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
14
lolphp
allthediamonds
chq55vk
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
11
lolphp
smog_alado
chq9zsr
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
11
lolphp
skillet-thief
chq1mzd
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
9
lolphp
vita10gy
chrneg3
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>If you make fun of PHP, you're kind of an asshole. If you defend PHP, you're kind of an asshole.<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome to the internet, my friend.<|eor|><|sor|>It's almost as if it...
7
lolphp
captainramen
chr1gst
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
7
lolphp
gu3st12
chpxwex
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
6
lolphp
smog_alado
chr3e4n
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
6
lolphp
djsumdog
ci3nb8b
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>How did someone write this page and not realize everything about arrays is terrible? > The above will appear to have two keys named 'AA', although one of them is actually named ...
5
lolphp
nahguri
chvqpax
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
5
lolphp
gu3st12
chq99f3
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
5
lolphp
captainramen
chr1lwh
<|sols|><|sot|>"An array in PHP is actually an ordered map."<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.types.array.php<|eol|><|sor|>> This type is optimized for several different uses; it can be treated as an array, list (vector), hash table (an implementation of a map), dictionary, collection, stack, queue, a...
5
lolphp
frezik
1dhw9t
<|soss|><|sot|>How the phpBB MODX format must have been made<|eot|><|sost|>Another example of fractal badness, where an original bad decision somewhere causes further bad decisions to work around the problems encountered, leading to yet more bad decisions, etc. The MODX format is used by phpBB for extending the system...
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lolphp
duskwuff
c9qhuot
<|soss|><|sot|>How the phpBB MODX format must have been made<|eot|><|sost|>Another example of fractal badness, where an original bad decision somewhere causes further bad decisions to work around the problems encountered, leading to yet more bad decisions, etc. The MODX format is used by phpBB for extending the system...
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lolphp
infinull
c9qnikc
<|soss|><|sot|>How the phpBB MODX format must have been made<|eot|><|sost|>Another example of fractal badness, where an original bad decision somewhere causes further bad decisions to work around the problems encountered, leading to yet more bad decisions, etc. The MODX format is used by phpBB for extending the system...
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lolphp
jerenept
c9r32br
<|soss|><|sot|>How the phpBB MODX format must have been made<|eot|><|sost|>Another example of fractal badness, where an original bad decision somewhere causes further bad decisions to work around the problems encountered, leading to yet more bad decisions, etc. The MODX format is used by phpBB for extending the system...
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lolphp
frezik
c9qi5w2
<|soss|><|sot|>How the phpBB MODX format must have been made<|eot|><|sost|>Another example of fractal badness, where an original bad decision somewhere causes further bad decisions to work around the problems encountered, leading to yet more bad decisions, etc. The MODX format is used by phpBB for extending the system...
6
lolphp
frezik
c9qnv6x
<|soss|><|sot|>How the phpBB MODX format must have been made<|eot|><|sost|>Another example of fractal badness, where an original bad decision somewhere causes further bad decisions to work around the problems encountered, leading to yet more bad decisions, etc. The MODX format is used by phpBB for extending the system...
6
lolphp
duskwuff
c9qic3n
<|soss|><|sot|>How the phpBB MODX format must have been made<|eot|><|sost|>Another example of fractal badness, where an original bad decision somewhere causes further bad decisions to work around the problems encountered, leading to yet more bad decisions, etc. The MODX format is used by phpBB for extending the system...
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lolphp
bugybunny
19zhuv
<|sols|><|sot|>This awesome yet simple and pragmatic PHP library performs an addition of two numbers (xpost r/programming)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/Herzult/SimplePHPEasyPlus<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
merreborn
c8sujz4
<|sols|><|sot|>This awesome yet simple and pragmatic PHP library performs an addition of two numbers (xpost r/programming)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/Herzult/SimplePHPEasyPlus<|eol|><|sor|>This should look pretty familiar to java developers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
french_toste
c8suov7
<|sols|><|sot|>This awesome yet simple and pragmatic PHP library performs an addition of two numbers (xpost r/programming)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/Herzult/SimplePHPEasyPlus<|eol|><|sor|>I dunno, without an AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean class I don't think I can use this for my Enterprise XML UX stories.<|eo...
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lolphp
polish_niceguy
c8sqd35
<|sols|><|sot|>This awesome yet simple and pragmatic PHP library performs an addition of two numbers (xpost r/programming)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/Herzult/SimplePHPEasyPlus<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, it took me at least five minutes to find the actual adding code. And it's done with array_sum(). Awesome.<|eor|><|eols|>...
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lolphp
kingguru
c8u4ny8
<|sols|><|sot|>This awesome yet simple and pragmatic PHP library performs an addition of two numbers (xpost r/programming)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/Herzult/SimplePHPEasyPlus<|eol|><|sor|>I dunno, without an AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean class I don't think I can use this for my Enterprise XML UX stories.<|eo...
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lolphp
davvblack
c9rsp6y
<|sols|><|sot|>This awesome yet simple and pragmatic PHP library performs an addition of two numbers (xpost r/programming)<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/Herzult/SimplePHPEasyPlus<|eol|><|sor|>This should look pretty familiar to java developers<|eor|><|sor|>I don't see any FactoryFactorys though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof...
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lolphp
vytah
18nra2
<|sols|><|sot|>Indexing nulls gives no errors and no warnings<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=64194<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
postmodest
c8gq96f
<|sols|><|sot|>Indexing nulls gives no errors and no warnings<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=64194<|eol|><|soopr|> $ php -r 'error_reporting(E_ALL | E_STRICT); $a=null; var_dump($a["a"]);' NULL It's the same for PHP 5.3 and 5.4, both numeric and string indexes. Also: $ php -r 'error_reportin...
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lolphp
huf
c8gnfm4
<|sols|><|sot|>Indexing nulls gives no errors and no warnings<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=64194<|eol|><|soopr|> $ php -r 'error_reporting(E_ALL | E_STRICT); $a=null; var_dump($a["a"]);' NULL It's the same for PHP 5.3 and 5.4, both numeric and string indexes. Also: $ php -r 'error_reportin...
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lolphp
adrenal8
rscpj
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's unicode support is basically like playing minesweeper where all the string functions are bombs<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpwact.org/php/i18n/utf-8<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Rhomboid
c48ivdh
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's unicode support is basically like playing minesweeper where all the string functions are bombs<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpwact.org/php/i18n/utf-8<|eol|><|sor|>It's not just PHP. Bolting UTF onto 8 bit OSes is a fucking mess.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a good thing that modern OSes are all at least 32-bit, a...
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lolphp
Rhomboid
c48sm90
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's unicode support is basically like playing minesweeper where all the string functions are bombs<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpwact.org/php/i18n/utf-8<|eol|><|sor|>Are you being serious ? Hard to tell in PHP forums. <|eor|><|sor|>You tell us -- you were the one that brought up this "8 bit OS" nonsense ...
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lolphp
ThisIsADogHello
c48fgfa
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's unicode support is basically like playing minesweeper where all the string functions are bombs<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpwact.org/php/i18n/utf-8<|eol|><|sor|>It's not just PHP. Bolting UTF onto 8 bit OSes is a fucking mess.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a good thing that modern OSes are all at least 32-bit, a...
5
lolphp
Rhomboid
c48sddj
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's unicode support is basically like playing minesweeper where all the string functions are bombs<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.phpwact.org/php/i18n/utf-8<|eol|><|sor|>It's not just PHP. Bolting UTF onto 8 bit OSes is a fucking mess.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a good thing that modern OSes are all at least 32-bit, a...
5
lolphp
iheartrms
fjlr3e
<|sols|><|sot|>The report notes, however, that "PHPs relative number of vulnerabilities has risen significantly, while theres no indication of the same rise in popularity."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/13/open_source_bugs/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
colshrapnel
fkno2py
<|sols|><|sot|>The report notes, however, that "PHPs relative number of vulnerabilities has risen significantly, while theres no indication of the same rise in popularity."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/13/open_source_bugs/<|eol|><|sor|>Theregister refers to whitesource, whitesource (wtf is whiteso...
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lolphp
CarnivorousSociety
fknobbn
<|sols|><|sot|>The report notes, however, that "PHPs relative number of vulnerabilities has risen significantly, while theres no indication of the same rise in popularity."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/13/open_source_bugs/<|eol|><|sor|>Hasn't the number of people looking for them gone up? And the ...
8
lolphp
bart2019
fkps5vl
<|sols|><|sot|>The report notes, however, that "PHPs relative number of vulnerabilities has risen significantly, while theres no indication of the same rise in popularity."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/13/open_source_bugs/<|eol|><|sor|>Hasn't the number of people looking for them gone up? And the ...
7
lolphp
supermario182
fkqy5e0
<|sols|><|sot|>The report notes, however, that "PHPs relative number of vulnerabilities has risen significantly, while theres no indication of the same rise in popularity."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/13/open_source_bugs/<|eol|><|sor|>Php started Corina virus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5
lolphp
koebelin
fkqkusy
<|sols|><|sot|>The report notes, however, that "PHPs relative number of vulnerabilities has risen significantly, while theres no indication of the same rise in popularity."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/13/open_source_bugs/<|eol|><|sor|>PHP is in a downward spiral, its out of the top10 soon. I thin...
5
lolphp
FormerPHPDeveloper
beaxm2
<|soss|><|sot|>Short closures are being voted!<|eot|><|sost|>What people wanted: 1. Real lexical scope (that is, like in ES) 2. Nice enough syntax &#x200B; What people are getting: \- No lexical scope, variables are imported by value \- Of all the possibilities mentioned in the RFC the most god awful syntax is be...
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lolphp
the_alias_of_andrea
el5epat
<|soss|><|sot|>Short closures are being voted!<|eot|><|sost|>What people wanted: 1. Real lexical scope (that is, like in ES) 2. Nice enough syntax &#x200B; What people are getting: \- No lexical scope, variables are imported by value \- Of all the possibilities mentioned in the RFC the most god awful syntax is be...
11
lolphp
FormerPHPDeveloper
el5aacb
<|soss|><|sot|>Short closures are being voted!<|eot|><|sost|>What people wanted: 1. Real lexical scope (that is, like in ES) 2. Nice enough syntax &#x200B; What people are getting: \- No lexical scope, variables are imported by value \- Of all the possibilities mentioned in the RFC the most god awful syntax is be...
9
lolphp
barubary
el77cdz
<|soss|><|sot|>Short closures are being voted!<|eot|><|sost|>What people wanted: 1. Real lexical scope (that is, like in ES) 2. Nice enough syntax &#x200B; What people are getting: \- No lexical scope, variables are imported by value \- Of all the possibilities mentioned in the RFC the most god awful syntax is be...
8
lolphp
infinull
el54lrd
<|soss|><|sot|>Short closures are being voted!<|eot|><|sost|>What people wanted: 1. Real lexical scope (that is, like in ES) 2. Nice enough syntax &#x200B; What people are getting: \- No lexical scope, variables are imported by value \- Of all the possibilities mentioned in the RFC the most god awful syntax is be...
7
lolphp
Takeoded
9hf1yy
<|sols|><|sot|>base_convert: invalid characters are silently ignored, because, y'know, an error would be inconvenient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://secure.php.net/manual/en/function.base-convert.php<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
yawkat
e6bxv0z
<|sols|><|sot|>base_convert: invalid characters are silently ignored, because, y'know, an error would be inconvenient.<|eot|><|sol|>https://secure.php.net/manual/en/function.base-convert.php<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You shouldn't design your method around every possible use case. An error would have been mor...
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lolphp
shitcanz
8k1dt5
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
CornPlanter
dz4rmxg
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>It drives me mad every time I think about it... as a self tought programmer, 15 years ago I started learning programming from PHP and I used to t...
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lolphp
Dereleased
dz4gfy3
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just start using PHP a week ago?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
barubary
dz4lcm1
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>But some of the functions on that page *are* namespaced. For example, *Ds*, *MongoDB*, *pht* and *Swoole* are top-level namespaces. Are you stupi...
20
lolphp
barubary
dz6d7d3
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>I guess the biggest lol in this mess is that PHP had the chance to actually fix this issue back when 5.3 was released. With the introduction of n...
14
lolphp
coredumperror
dz5if7e
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just start using PHP a week ago?<|eor|><|sor|>Just because its something you learn to accept about PHP with use doesnt mean its not terri...
13
lolphp
shitcanz
dz6dd3m
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just start using PHP a week ago?<|eor|><|sor|>Just because its something you learn to accept about PHP with use doesnt mean its not terri...
11
lolphp
shitcanz
dz6f3os
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just start using PHP a week ago?<|eor|><|sor|>Just because its something you learn to accept about PHP with use doesnt mean its not terri...
11
lolphp
shitcanz
dz6dyfx
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>Did you just start using PHP a week ago?<|eor|><|sor|>Just because its something you learn to accept about PHP with use doesnt mean its not terri...
8
lolphp
carlos_vini
dz6s0dl
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>I guess the biggest lol in this mess is that PHP had the chance to actually fix this issue back when 5.3 was released. With the introduction of n...
7
lolphp
cleeder
dz76ov4
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>This is something I _really_ wish PHP would address, but alas it's not meant to be. It's not like it would be particularly difficult. It would b...
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lolphp
cleeder
dz57ev1
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>This is something I _really_ wish PHP would address, but alas it's not meant to be. It's not like it would be particularly difficult. It would b...
5
lolphp
cleeder
dz75utr
<|sols|><|sot|>Why bother with packages/modules when every function can live in the global namespace?<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/indexes.functions.php<|eol|><|sor|>This is something I _really_ wish PHP would address, but alas it's not meant to be. It's not like it would be particularly difficult. It would b...
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lolphp
human_bacon
6qo7ve
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's probabilistic session management<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/session.configuration.php#ini.session.gc-divisor<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
iglocska
dkzlq0d
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's probabilistic session management<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/session.configuration.php#ini.session.gc-divisor<|eol|><|sor|>It's not the session management, just the garbage collection of expired sessions that goes through this. The idea is simple, if you want to run garbage collection (so...
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lolphp
duskwuff
dkz9ptq
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's probabilistic session management<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/session.configuration.php#ini.session.gc-divisor<|eol|><|sor|>...*why*?<|eor|><|soopr|>This is how cron is done in PHP because it doesn't have a long running process, cron jobs will be when there is an incoming request. WordPres...
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lolphp
iglocska
dl02f75
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's probabilistic session management<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/session.configuration.php#ini.session.gc-divisor<|eol|><|sor|>It's not the session management, just the garbage collection of expired sessions that goes through this. The idea is simple, if you want to run garbage collection (so...
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lolphp
NickUnrelatedToPost
dkz1w0q
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's probabilistic session management<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/session.configuration.php#ini.session.gc-divisor<|eol|><|sor|>...*why*?<|eor|><|soopr|>This is how cron is done in PHP because it doesn't have a long running process, cron jobs will be when there is an incoming request. WordPres...
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lolphp
Tiquortoo
dkzc174
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's probabilistic session management<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/session.configuration.php#ini.session.gc-divisor<|eol|><|sor|>...*why*?<|eor|><|soopr|>This is how cron is done in PHP because it doesn't have a long running process, cron jobs will be when there is an incoming request. WordPres...
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lolphp
SituationSoap
dkyriid
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's probabilistic session management<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/session.configuration.php#ini.session.gc-divisor<|eol|><|sor|>...*why*?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
the_alias_of_andrea
3tqufh
<|sols|><|sot|>The mysteries of properties<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/hfUIS<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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FlyLo11
cx9jdlh
<|sols|><|sot|>The mysteries of properties<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/hfUIS<|eol|><|sor|>Interestingly enough, property_exists() still returns true after the unset() https://3v4l.org/h8DUC I hope this won't lead to a new function real_unset()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Dylan16807
cx96swd
<|sols|><|sot|>The mysteries of properties<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/hfUIS<|eol|><|sor|>What is the output you were expecting?<|eor|><|sor|>If you add a property with a new name, it's public. But even though the old x was supposedly "destroyed", it's making the new x private.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
ThraShErDDoS
cx97ud2
<|sols|><|sot|>The mysteries of properties<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/hfUIS<|eol|><|sor|>What is the output you were expecting?<|eor|><|sor|>If you add a property with a new name, it's public. But even though the old x was supposedly "destroyed", it's making the new x private.<|eor|><|sor|>I changed it to protected...
12
lolphp
the_alias_of_andrea
cx9a4e3
<|sols|><|sot|>The mysteries of properties<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/hfUIS<|eol|><|sor|>What is the output you were expecting?<|eor|><|sor|>If you add a property with a new name, it's public. But even though the old x was supposedly "destroyed", it's making the new x private.<|eor|><|soopr|>You can understand why ...
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lolphp
iheartrms
30amcf
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
pilif
cpqtgat
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Our code is full of generators, closures, maps, filters and many other high-order functions. Even though we...
21
lolphp
tapesmith
cpqvj2s
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Look, I don't like PHP. If it was a choice between getting fired and doing full-time PHP development, I'd p...
20
lolphp
smog_alado
cpqx5mv
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>> Anonymous functions reign supreme in JavaScript, and PHP programmers who don't also know JavaScript are r...
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lolphp
ma-int
cpqtexm
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, I have to declare what variables my function closes over? Shouldn't the PHP compiler be able to....oh...
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lolphp
HiddenKrypt
cpr98cn
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>> Anonymous functions reign supreme in JavaScript, and PHP programmers who don't also know JavaScript are r...
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lolphp
thelordofcheese
cpr88q1
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Our code is full of generators, closures, maps, filters and many other high-order functions. Even though we...
14
lolphp
accountforshit
cpr97ig
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Look, I don't like PHP. If it was a choice between getting fired and doing full-time PHP development, I'd p...
14
lolphp
cbraga
cpr1txj
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Closures are great and allow for a lot of versatility in your code? More retarded arguments from the PHP...
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lolphp
barubary
cpralay
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>More importantly, how were namespaces not a thing until >= 5.2? Seriously?<|eor|><|sor|>What makes it even ...
10
lolphp
cparen
cpsueyp
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>More importantly, how were namespaces not a thing until >= 5.2? Seriously?<|eor|><|sor|>I still love their ...
10
lolphp
thelordofcheese
cpr8a41
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Look, I don't like PHP. If it was a choice between getting fired and doing full-time PHP development, I'd p...
9
lolphp
serendependy
cpqprkf
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Closures are great and allow for a lot of versatility in your code? More retarded arguments from the PHP...
9
lolphp
HiddenKrypt
cpri91u
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>> Anonymous functions reign supreme in JavaScript, and PHP programmers who don't also know JavaScript are r...
9
lolphp
jadkik94
cpqnl1h
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Javascript has closures. I guess it's not the best criteria to judge the developers of a language. ;) All ...
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lolphp
Sheepshow
cprlk82
<|sols|><|sot|>Why would someone who knows how to use closures, generators, etc. bother with PHP?<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/opensource/library/wa-php-renewed_1/index.html?ca=drs-<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, I have to declare what variables my function closes over? Shouldn't the PHP compiler be able to....oh...
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