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lolphp
nyamsprod
ar8q8r
<|sols|><|sot|>DateInterval sadness.. this one is a 10 year old bug!!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/JRlDG<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Sandbucketman
egljthc
<|sols|><|sot|>DateInterval sadness.. this one is a 10 year old bug!!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/JRlDG<|eol|><|sor|>I think people aren't quite grasping what is really going on here and the rabbit hole goes much deeper. DateIntervals are simply not compareable. The support doesn't exist within PHP and while nearl...
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lolphp
nyamsprod
egliukb
<|sols|><|sot|>DateInterval sadness.. this one is a 10 year old bug!!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/JRlDG<|eol|><|sor|>Please give some description of what is happening and what should happen for us non php people.<|eor|><|soopr|>Instead of failing by throwing an exception or returning false... createFromDateString re...
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lolphp
iheartrms
3alb08
<|sols|><|sot|>Encoding Web Shells in PNG IDAT chunks | Application Security<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.idontplaydarts.com/2012/06/encoding-web-shells-in-png-idat-chunks/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Jonno_FTW
csef4x9
<|sols|><|sot|>Encoding Web Shells in PNG IDAT chunks | Application Security<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.idontplaydarts.com/2012/06/encoding-web-shells-in-png-idat-chunks/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I get to be that person this time :-) So, what is happening here is that when you configure nginx with FastCGI (re...
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lolphp
TimeToogo
2efehz
<|sols|><|sot|>Closures and relative constants weirdness<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/6loRa<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
tdammers
cjyyo5g
<|sols|><|sot|>Closures and relative constants weirdness<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/6loRa<|eol|><|soopr|>I cannot understand this behaviour. Why would when the closure is defined affect the output? HHVM gets it right.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Why would when the closure is defined affect the output? Because the PHP parser/c...
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lolphp
nikic
cjz0qcb
<|sols|><|sot|>Closures and relative constants weirdness<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/6loRa<|eol|><|soopr|>I cannot understand this behaviour. Why would when the closure is defined affect the output? HHVM gets it right.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Why would when the closure is defined affect the output? Because the PHP parser/c...
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lolphp
nikic
cjz3dxy
<|sols|><|sot|>Closures and relative constants weirdness<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/6loRa<|eol|><|soopr|>I cannot understand this behaviour. Why would when the closure is defined affect the output? HHVM gets it right.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Why would when the closure is defined affect the output? Because the PHP parser/c...
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lolphp
terrorobe
cjz2mdt
<|sols|><|sot|>Closures and relative constants weirdness<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/6loRa<|eol|><|soopr|>I cannot understand this behaviour. Why would when the closure is defined affect the output? HHVM gets it right.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Why would when the closure is defined affect the output? Because the PHP parser/c...
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lolphp
shitbangs
2dbvc1
<|sols|><|sot|>lolPHP *and* HHVM<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/qDQa2<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
shitbangs
cjnzt23
<|sols|><|sot|>lolPHP *and* HHVM<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/qDQa2<|eol|><|soopr|>All of these are wrong because according to [the documentation](http://php.net/manual/en/class.reflectionfunctionabstract.php), ReflectionFunctionAbstract implements [Reflector](http://php.net/manual/en/class.reflector.php) which contain...
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lolphp
ChoHag
cjo0zuc
<|sols|><|sot|>lolPHP *and* HHVM<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/qDQa2<|eol|><|sor|>At least the exit code is consistent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
shitbangs
cjo1ddi
<|sols|><|sot|>lolPHP *and* HHVM<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/qDQa2<|eol|><|soopr|>All of these are wrong because according to [the documentation](http://php.net/manual/en/class.reflectionfunctionabstract.php), ReflectionFunctionAbstract implements [Reflector](http://php.net/manual/en/class.reflector.php) which contain...
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lolphp
pitiless
2avzlh
<|sols|><|sot|>$errors = $user<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress/blob/master/wp-login.php#L799<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
DCoder1337
cj040y1
<|sols|><|sot|>$errors = $user<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress/blob/master/wp-login.php#L799<|eol|><|sor|>You linked to line 799 of `master`, which is a moving target. A change to that file has been made since you linked to it, which threw off your line numbers. If you link to a specific revision i...
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lolphp
sloat
cizj35y
<|sols|><|sot|>$errors = $user<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress/blob/master/wp-login.php#L799<|eol|><|sor|>I thought nobody wrote code like this anymore... https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress/blob/master/wp-login.php#L241-L253<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to know true horror, look at [wp-db.php](https...
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lolphp
allthediamonds
ciztjp5
<|sols|><|sot|>$errors = $user<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress/blob/master/wp-login.php#L799<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Actually, this is the root of all other PHP's problems: no one has the slightest idea of what they're doing. It's the blind leading the blind. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
allthediamonds
cizeovq
<|sols|><|sot|>$errors = $user<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress/blob/master/wp-login.php#L799<|eol|><|sor|>I thought nobody wrote code like this anymore... https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress/blob/master/wp-login.php#L241-L253<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
urquan
cj093m4
<|sols|><|sot|>$errors = $user<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/WordPress/WordPress/blob/master/wp-login.php#L799<|eol|><|sor|>You linked to line 799 of `master`, which is a moving target. A change to that file has been made since you linked to it, which threw off your line numbers. If you link to a specific revision i...
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lolphp
Varriount
23ubnq
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
allthediamonds
ch0t5d2
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>> Every language has unintuitive partsPHP more than mostbut if you're an intelligent programmer, you can avoid them. No. No, no, no. NO. I...
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lolphp
ajmarks
ch0qo7k
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>Dude actually says PHP's string functions are consistent? WTF?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
ajmarks
ch1m8sc
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>Dude actually says PHP's string functions are consistent? WTF?!?<|eor|><|sor|>Corrected. Should've seen that bomb before it exploded in my f...
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lolphp
jmcs
ch0t49x
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>> Whatever the future holds, PHP will continue to be a relevant and important language for web development.<|eor|><|sor|>And Kim family will...
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lolphp
jmcs
ch0t3ai
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>I think the easiest way to end PHP's reign of terror is to make another language that's as easy to use and deploy as PHP and then port every...
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lolphp
nahguri
ch2ehy5
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>Dude actually says PHP's string functions are consistent? WTF?!?<|eor|><|sor|>Corrected. Should've seen that bomb before it exploded in my f...
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lolphp
jmcs
ch0tf01
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>I think the easiest way to end PHP's reign of terror is to make another language that's as easy to use and deploy as PHP and then port every...
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lolphp
allthediamonds
ch1koid
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>> Every language has unintuitive partsPHP more than mostbut if you're an intelligent programmer, you can avoid them. No. No, no, no. NO. I...
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lolphp
Varriount
ch0nrl8
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|soopr|>And for even more fun, one only has to look at the pro-php'ers trying to defend [the post on /r/programming !](http://www.reddit.com/r/pro...
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lolphp
OneWingedShark
ch1ihl4
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>I think the easiest way to end PHP's reign of terror is to make another language that's as easy to use and deploy as PHP and then port every...
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lolphp
EsperSpirit
ch15vet
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>If all PHP was like those examples, we wouldn't even need this subreddit. PHP may be weird and dodgy in places, but a language like Ruby is...
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lolphp
captainramen
ch0oswc
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>This article misses the point. You're probably going to have to work until you are in your 60s or 70s (even more so considering that php dev...
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lolphp
OneWingedShark
ch1ioz6
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>> Every language has unintuitive partsPHP more than mostbut if you're an intelligent programmer, you can avoid them. No. No, no, no. NO. I...
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lolphp
deadstone
ch0rna8
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>> Whatever the future holds, PHP will continue to be a relevant and important language for web development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
ALLCAPS_SWEAR_WORDS
ch11d03
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>This article misses the point. You're probably going to have to work until you are in your 60s or 70s (even more so considering that php dev...
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lolphp
nahguri
ch2endu
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>> Every language has unintuitive partsPHP more than mostbut if you're an intelligent programmer, you can avoid them. No. No, no, no. NO. I...
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lolphp
knaveofspades
ch0tzzv
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>Dude actually says PHP's string functions are consistent? WTF?!?<|eor|><|sor|>You don't have to be consistent as long as your alternate name...
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lolphp
EsperSpirit
ch16xax
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>If all PHP was like those examples, we wouldn't even need this subreddit. PHP may be weird and dodgy in places, but a language like Ruby is...
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lolphp
allthediamonds
ch2h9yl
<|sols|><|sot|>/x/post from /r/programming - PHP: It doesn't have to be a bad experience<|eot|><|sol|>https://servercheck.in/blog/php-it-doesnt-have-be-bad-experience<|eol|><|sor|>This article misses the point. You're probably going to have to work until you are in your 60s or 70s (even more so considering that php dev...
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lolphp
vytah
12r1mg
<|sols|><|sot|>Guess the output: var_dump(Datetime::createFromFormat('u', '015700')->format('u'));<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=63435<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
vytah
c6xhc6e
<|sols|><|sot|>Guess the output: var_dump(Datetime::createFromFormat('u', '015700')->format('u'));<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=63435<|eol|><|sor|>This is actually a lolc, really.<|eor|><|soopr|>It's not C, it's PHP devs' choice to use double for storing time: > Datetime objects hold microseconds as "d...
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lolphp
sloat
c6xns2r
<|sols|><|sot|>Guess the output: var_dump(Datetime::createFromFormat('u', '015700')->format('u'));<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=63435<|eol|><|sor|>Waiting for the obligatory, "not a bug" comment from the php core team.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
vytah
c6xpqhq
<|sols|><|sot|>Guess the output: var_dump(Datetime::createFromFormat('u', '015700')->format('u'));<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=63435<|eol|><|sor|>Guess storing numbers in strings is just standard practice in PHP?<|eor|><|sor|>The `double` problem pops up occasionally in other places, but yeah, `int`s i...
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lolphp
ptrin
z11cf
<|sols|><|sot|>Note that elseif and else if will only be considered exactly the same when using curly brackets as in the above example. When using a colon to define your if/elseif conditions, you must not separate else if into two words, or PHP will fail with a parse error.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/control...
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lolphp
kingguru
c60kc8i
<|sols|><|sot|>Note that elseif and else if will only be considered exactly the same when using curly brackets as in the above example. When using a colon to define your if/elseif conditions, you must not separate else if into two words, or PHP will fail with a parse error.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/control...
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lolphp
kingguru
c60lqdh
<|sols|><|sot|>Note that elseif and else if will only be considered exactly the same when using curly brackets as in the above example. When using a colon to define your if/elseif conditions, you must not separate else if into two words, or PHP will fail with a parse error.<|eot|><|sol|>http://php.net/manual/en/control...
10
lolphp
Jinxuan
ekz4vd
<|soss|><|sot|>in_array can return True, False and just simply fail.<|eot|><|sost|>The feature is provided by the default usage of `==` in in\_array. For example, ``` $a = new stdClass; $b = in_array($a, [0, $a]); // PHP Notice: Object of class stdClass could not be converted to int ``` $b is not assigned, because ...
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lolphp
barubary
fdewthp
<|soss|><|sot|>in_array can return True, False and just simply fail.<|eot|><|sost|>The feature is provided by the default usage of `==` in in\_array. For example, ``` $a = new stdClass; $b = in_array($a, [0, $a]); // PHP Notice: Object of class stdClass could not be converted to int ``` $b is not assigned, because ...
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lolphp
maxgee
fdeuvgi
<|soss|><|sot|>in_array can return True, False and just simply fail.<|eot|><|sost|>The feature is provided by the default usage of `==` in in\_array. For example, ``` $a = new stdClass; $b = in_array($a, [0, $a]); // PHP Notice: Object of class stdClass could not be converted to int ``` $b is not assigned, because ...
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lolphp
morphotomy
fdfbocf
<|soss|><|sot|>in_array can return True, False and just simply fail.<|eot|><|sost|>The feature is provided by the default usage of `==` in in\_array. For example, ``` $a = new stdClass; $b = in_array($a, [0, $a]); // PHP Notice: Object of class stdClass could not be converted to int ``` $b is not assigned, because ...
9
lolphp
Takeoded
al3e8s
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
scatters
efadd97
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|sor|>Y'see, `$o->foo` (without trailing parentheses) is a reference to a member variable. The right way to spell a reference to a bound method is `[$o, 'f...
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lolphp
mikeputerbaugh
efbohwk
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|sor|>Y'see, `$o->foo` (without trailing parentheses) is a reference to a member variable. The right way to spell a reference to a bound method is `[$o, 'f...
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lolphp
iopq
efb9zn9
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|sor|>Y'see, `$o->foo` (without trailing parentheses) is a reference to a member variable. The right way to spell a reference to a bound method is `[$o, 'f...
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lolphp
vita10gy
efabul5
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|sor|>This feels more like tricking PHP with dumbassery than a true LOLPHP. You've created a situation where neither answer to is_callable($o->foo) is rig...
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lolphp
CliffEdgeOrg
efcm0c3
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|sor|>this is not lolphp, this is lolOP for not even bothering to understand what is the difference between a property and a method. &#x200B; I'm gonna b...
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lolphp
duskwuff
efaktqu
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|soopr|>(for the record, i would have expected a compile-time error, not whatever the *** it's actually doing here)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Why would you expect a c...
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lolphp
joske79
efea883
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|sor|>Works 100% as expected. You're checking if value 5 is callable; which ofcourse isn't. Try this: https://3v4l.org/3s0uWo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
shitcanz
efi8pwr
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|sor|>This is why PHP has such a bad rep. Its a clusterfuck of badly implemented thin wrapper functions around C that dont really mix well with the rest of...
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lolphp
jesseschalken
efbv89n
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Java is the same (methods and fields can have the same name and are distinguished by syntax) so I guess that's where it came f...
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lolphp
dotancohen
efpr2gc
<|sols|><|sot|>is_callable "verify that the contents of a variable can be called as a function" - except when it doesn't.<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/aPX8b<|eol|><|sor|>Y'see, `$o->foo` (without trailing parentheses) is a reference to a member variable. The right way to spell a reference to a bound method is `[$o, 'f...
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lolphp
Takeoded
a881yt
<|soss|><|sot|>let's play a little game with FILTER_VALIDATE_DOMAIN<|eot|><|sost|>FILTER_VALIDATE_DOMAIN returns bool(false) when it thinks the input isn't a domain. so what is a valid domain? "" -> valid "example.org/wat" -> valid "DOG!" -> valid! " " -> valid! what else? test code here: https://3v4l.org/aGe63 &...
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lolphp
AyrA_ch
ecalq5o
<|soss|><|sot|>let's play a little game with FILTER_VALIDATE_DOMAIN<|eot|><|sost|>FILTER_VALIDATE_DOMAIN returns bool(false) when it thinks the input isn't a domain. so what is a valid domain? "" -> valid "example.org/wat" -> valid "DOG!" -> valid! " " -> valid! what else? test code here: https://3v4l.org/aGe63 &...
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lolphp
AyrA_ch
ecbk0cb
<|soss|><|sot|>let's play a little game with FILTER_VALIDATE_DOMAIN<|eot|><|sost|>FILTER_VALIDATE_DOMAIN returns bool(false) when it thinks the input isn't a domain. so what is a valid domain? "" -> valid "example.org/wat" -> valid "DOG!" -> valid! " " -> valid! what else? test code here: https://3v4l.org/aGe63 &...
6
lolphp
AyrA_ch
ecboifh
<|soss|><|sot|>let's play a little game with FILTER_VALIDATE_DOMAIN<|eot|><|sost|>FILTER_VALIDATE_DOMAIN returns bool(false) when it thinks the input isn't a domain. so what is a valid domain? "" -> valid "example.org/wat" -> valid "DOG!" -> valid! " " -> valid! what else? test code here: https://3v4l.org/aGe63 &...
5
lolphp
Partonetrain
9jze2l
<|sols|><|sot|>A long-winded apology comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/9jx3vz/im_getting_second_thoughts_about_whether/?st=JMNS0O56&sh=c2063274<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
cleeder
e6wwh3y
<|sols|><|sot|>A long-winded apology comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/9jx3vz/im_getting_second_thoughts_about_whether/?st=JMNS0O56&sh=c2063274<|eol|><|sor|>Stolen from r/programmerhumor<|eor|><|sor|>It's hardly stolen. The link is literally _to_ /r/ProgrammerHumor <|eor|><|eols|><|...
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lolphp
Partonetrain
e6v718p
<|sols|><|sot|>A long-winded apology comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/9jx3vz/im_getting_second_thoughts_about_whether/?st=JMNS0O56&sh=c2063274<|eol|><|soopr|>Perhaps more about the fault of the author then the language, but still funny.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
nuephelkystikon
e6v7k1r
<|sols|><|sot|>A long-winded apology comment<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/9jx3vz/im_getting_second_thoughts_about_whether/?st=JMNS0O56&sh=c2063274<|eol|><|soopr|>Perhaps more about the fault of the author then the language, but still funny.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Two nails in the same coffin. ...
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lolphp
nyamsprod
67n509
<|sols|><|sot|>is this a bug or expected behaviour for substr<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/JcYmO<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
arnoutboks
dgrppwd
<|sols|><|sot|>is this a bug or expected behaviour for substr<|eot|><|sol|>https://3v4l.org/JcYmO<|eol|><|sor|>Although it remains strange, this is documented behavior: * The first expression returning false is documented in the parameter description for the start-parameter: http://php.net/manual/en/function.substr.ph...
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lolphp
implicit_cast
2lwogw
<|sols|><|sot|>Reference arguments can retarget $this<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/mtkR4<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Lokaltog
clz7xz5
<|sols|><|sot|>Reference arguments can retarget $this<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/mtkR4<|eol|><|sor|>I expanded OP's example a bit, it appears that this would have been a much bigger issue in PHP <5: http://3v4l.org/mFSeh In PHP >5 it seems $this is only overwritten in the function scope and not globally, making this...
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lolphp
Sarcastinator
clz8ojy
<|sols|><|sot|>Reference arguments can retarget $this<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/mtkR4<|eol|><|sor|>What's the lol? It's doing exactly what it is being told to do. If in another language you passed the address of 'this' to some other function which then clobbered the data at that address... what exactly do you expe...
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lolphp
Lokaltog
clz726u
<|sols|><|sot|>Reference arguments can retarget $this<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/mtkR4<|eol|><|sor|>What's the lol? It's doing exactly what it is being told to do. If in another language you passed the address of 'this' to some other function which then clobbered the data at that address... what exactly do you expe...
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lolphp
implicit_cast
clzgo3q
<|sols|><|sot|>Reference arguments can retarget $this<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/mtkR4<|eol|><|sor|>What's the lol? It's doing exactly what it is being told to do. If in another language you passed the address of 'this' to some other function which then clobbered the data at that address... what exactly do you expe...
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lolphp
implicit_cast
clzlg5u
<|sols|><|sot|>Reference arguments can retarget $this<|eot|><|sol|>http://3v4l.org/mtkR4<|eol|><|sor|>What's the lol? It's doing exactly what it is being told to do. If in another language you passed the address of 'this' to some other function which then clobbered the data at that address... what exactly do you expe...
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lolphp
frezik
1zmnx6
<|sols|><|sot|>Language Community Litmus Test: Database Placeholders<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.wumpus-cave.net/2014/03/04/language-community-litmus-test-database-placeholders/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
deadstone
cfv36oi
<|sols|><|sot|>Language Community Litmus Test: Database Placeholders<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.wumpus-cave.net/2014/03/04/language-community-litmus-test-database-placeholders/<|eol|><|sor|>MY EYES<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
iopq
cfvghxm
<|sols|><|sot|>Language Community Litmus Test: Database Placeholders<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.wumpus-cave.net/2014/03/04/language-community-litmus-test-database-placeholders/<|eol|><|sor|>Node doesn't have prepared statements, it's actually kind of embarrassing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Jonny_Axehandle
zxhlr
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
ismtrn
c68mq5z
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>TIL: There is no limit to what you can achieve with PHP. <|eor|><|sor|>http://www.zombo.com/ You can do anything at zombo.com, anything...
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lolphp
krinndnz
c68poiw
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>I can't decide if that's ESL English or Freshman In A Great Hurry To Turn Anything At All In English. Alternatively, it could be just t...
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lolphp
duskwuff
c68sqls
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>I can't decide if that's ESL English or Freshman In A Great Hurry To Turn Anything At All In English. Alternatively, it could be just t...
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lolphp
MonkeeSage
c68w69g
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, come on, you can find stupid articles about *any* programming language.<|eor|><|sor|> 1. Not usually on the dev blog of a company s...
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lolphp
blueskin
c6bsivk
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>>Any changes that are made to the source code can be saved and employed for commercial purposes without any legal drawbacks. http://i....
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lolphp
blueskin
c68vzn5
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>That post says IIS supports PHP, which leads me to the question: has anyone actually managed this? It sounds like it would be *incredibl...
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lolphp
escozzia
c68mu10
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>That post says IIS supports PHP, which leads me to the question: has anyone actually managed this? It sounds like it would be *incredibl...
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lolphp
rossryan
c68kg7t
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>Ow ow ow ow my head ow fuck why did I try to read that<|eor|><|sor|>Because you have masochistic tendencies. It could be worse -> you co...
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lolphp
Krenair
c68nydg
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>That post says IIS supports PHP, which leads me to the question: has anyone actually managed this? It sounds like it would be *incredibl...
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lolphp
fazzah
c6yqut2
<|sols|><|sot|>Why PHP is Efficient and Popular Scripting Language<|eot|><|sol|>http://www.blog.joomla-developers.com/why-php-is-efficient-and-popular-scripting-language/<|eol|><|sor|>> Attractive section of content. I just stumbled upon your weblog and in accession capital to assert that I acquire in fact enjoyed acco...
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lolphp
Porges
vcvpv
<|sols|><|sot|>function f(){return f();} segfaults, no error message - "not a bug" <|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=28687<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
Rhomboid
c53du76
<|sols|><|sot|>function f(){return f();} segfaults, no error message - "not a bug" <|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=28687<|eol|><|sor|>Well, in this case they're right. Infinite recursion is not a bug in the language. And it generates a segfault in many languages, for example C: $ gcc -xc -<<<'int m...
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lolphp
FlyingBishop
c53f1bk
<|sols|><|sot|>function f(){return f();} segfaults, no error message - "not a bug" <|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=28687<|eol|><|sor|>Well, in this case they're right. Infinite recursion is not a bug in the language. And it generates a segfault in many languages, for example C: $ gcc -xc -<<<'int m...
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lolphp
zvxr
c53ghij
<|sols|><|sot|>function f(){return f();} segfaults, no error message - "not a bug" <|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=28687<|eol|><|sor|>Well, in this case they're right. Infinite recursion is not a bug in the language. And it generates a segfault in many languages, for example C: $ gcc -xc -<<<'int m...
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lolphp
ealf
c53lsh1
<|sols|><|sot|>function f(){return f();} segfaults, no error message - "not a bug" <|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=28687<|eol|><|sor|>[My favorite way to trigger this bug with a single typo](http://www.reddit.com/r/lolphp/comments/f91wt/segfault_the_interpreter_with_a_typo/): class Foo { var $n...
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lolphp
Porges
c53e4t7
<|sols|><|sot|>function f(){return f();} segfaults, no error message - "not a bug" <|eot|><|sol|>https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=28687<|eol|><|sor|>Well, in this case they're right. Infinite recursion is not a bug in the language. And it generates a segfault in many languages, for example C: $ gcc -xc -<<<'int m...
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lolphp
adrenal8
ppy9v
<|sols|><|sot|>PHP's case sensitivity inconsistencies<|eot|><|sol|>http://the-echoplex.net/log/php-case-sensitivity<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lolphp
HawtDawgH20
p65d1t
<|soss|><|sot|>Product Manager seeking recommendations on static code performance optimizers.<|eot|><|sost|>Hi Everyone. I am looking for a recommendation on a static PHP code analyzer for performance. I came from a Java background, so I am new to the PHP community. I am looking for a tool for a sniff test to de...
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