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[2663.34 --> 2666.18] Yeah, you can still install Chrome and you can still install Chrome apps.
[2666.82 --> 2668.76] So, yay, best of both worlds.
[2669.68 --> 2672.84] Chrome, Chrome, Chromebooks, as far as I can tell...
[2672.84 --> 2676.52] I mean, I'd love to review one of these laptops just so that I can get a feel for the build
[2676.52 --> 2677.30] quality and everything.
[2677.52 --> 2681.86] Because if they're decent, I don't understand why Chromebooks get to exist in the world anymore
[2681.86 --> 2682.22] at all.
[2682.82 --> 2683.96] I never liked them in the first place.
[2684.02 --> 2687.34] So now that there's something that just stomps them and actually looks interesting, like
[2687.34 --> 2688.16] this is actually intriguing.
[2688.44 --> 2692.40] I wouldn't have been able to do it for the schooling I did, but if you're taking like
[2692.40 --> 2696.10] business or something like that, this makes a ton of sense, especially considering how
[2696.10 --> 2696.64] cheap it is.
[2696.68 --> 2702.70] You could almost use it as like a throwaway every single time your Office 365 subscription
[2702.70 --> 2704.70] died and just get a new one.
[2705.16 --> 2706.16] And it would almost be...
[2706.16 --> 2707.00] And flip the old one.
[2707.12 --> 2707.46] Yeah.
[2707.76 --> 2712.42] And it would almost be like more cost effective than just buying like a $1,000 laptop and
[2712.42 --> 2716.22] carrying that through school because it's actually cheaper and you could just try to
[2716.22 --> 2720.04] sell off your old ones as you went through and you'd have a constant Office 365 subscription,
[2720.88 --> 2723.32] constant updates on your Skype payment.
[2723.80 --> 2724.80] And what's the other one?
[2725.00 --> 2725.22] Drive.
[2725.36 --> 2726.08] A terabyte of...
[2726.08 --> 2726.16] Yeah.
[2726.16 --> 2726.28] Yeah.
[2726.28 --> 2726.70] One drive.
[2726.88 --> 2730.60] So you'd constantly have a terabyte of drive, constantly have Office 365, which you'd be paying
[2730.60 --> 2731.24] for anyways.
[2732.02 --> 2733.20] Constantly have Skype stuff.
[2733.30 --> 2733.98] Well, not constantly.
[2734.18 --> 2735.66] Have a fair amount of Skype time.
[2735.66 --> 2738.68] And then a brand new laptop every single year.
[2738.76 --> 2740.98] And it's still cheaper than buying one $1,000 laptop.
[2741.18 --> 2745.90] I can always count on you to give me the like supremely cheap bastard perspective on things,
[2745.98 --> 2746.30] can't I?
[2746.56 --> 2749.76] Knowing me, I would just buy one of them and then carry it the whole way through.
[2750.16 --> 2754.00] But if you wanted to, you could do that as well.
[2754.00 --> 2758.26] Speaking of being a supremely cheap bastard, let's move into our sponsor segments here.
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[2762.96 --> 2767.74] where we used a no-name razor and I pretended to bleed all over the place.
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[2781.72 --> 2782.56] That would be disgusting.
[2782.70 --> 2782.96] Can you imagine?
[2782.96 --> 2783.74] That would be really gross.
[2783.84 --> 2784.90] Smearing butter all over your face.
[2784.90 --> 2789.64] It's like, yeah, shave your face with butter so you can break out all over the place.
[2789.78 --> 2790.10] Yeah.
[2790.86 --> 2793.94] And then shave off your zits because that's a fact.
[2796.26 --> 2797.32] No, no, no.
[2797.38 --> 2802.94] Shave butter is just this clear stuff that they have that kind of smells nice and you put
[2802.94 --> 2803.76] it on your face to shave.
[2803.94 --> 2807.10] And it's nice because it's clear so you can kind of see what you're doing and all that
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[2807.52 --> 2810.56] They've also got their one-wipe Charlies, peppermint-scented butt wipes for men.
[2810.56 --> 2812.96] But the real big one is, of course, the razor.
[2812.96 --> 2816.82] So you sign up, you pay a fraction of what you would pay if you were to go to the store
[2816.82 --> 2817.46] and buy razors.
[2817.66 --> 2822.96] You don't actually have to leave your house to look good enough to leave your house, which
[2822.96 --> 2823.78] is great.
[2824.16 --> 2824.70] I love that part.
[2825.00 --> 2826.08] You do, don't you?
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[2828.08 --> 2829.66] You should be ashamed of yourself.
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[2842.52 --> 2848.16] And maybe if you guys who aren't in those places clamor loud enough, because I've personally
[2848.16 --> 2853.04] received a ton of requests for Dollar Shave Club to expand outside of those territories.
[2853.16 --> 2856.54] I'm sitting here, I'm going, I do sponsorship spots.
[2856.54 --> 2857.62] He doesn't run the company.
[2857.62 --> 2858.70] Yeah, I'm not the CEO.
[2859.16 --> 2860.94] So you guys got to contact them.
[2861.00 --> 2862.14] Let them know that you're interested.
[2862.64 --> 2865.88] And people in Twitch chat keep on saying, and this happens every week, but people in
[2865.88 --> 2868.76] Twitch chat are saying that like, oh, he doesn't need razors.
[2868.84 --> 2869.62] He obviously doesn't shave.
[2869.86 --> 2871.58] You still have to shave if you have a beard.
[2871.88 --> 2876.44] Like you, if I didn't, it would be like down here and disgusting and like all over my face.
[2876.58 --> 2877.38] Yeah, more disgusting.
[2877.66 --> 2877.80] Yeah.
[2877.86 --> 2878.42] Even worse.
[2878.42 --> 2881.90] I haven't shaved in a while because it's November, but yeah.
[2883.22 --> 2885.62] I haven't shaved since the beginning of November either.
[2885.88 --> 2886.28] Really?
[2886.54 --> 2887.06] No, I haven't.
[2887.18 --> 2890.66] I was like, that looks better than when we were at the Highlander thing.
[2890.68 --> 2890.90] Yeah.
[2891.38 --> 2891.82] All right.
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[2903.26 --> 2910.86] what happens is once every night at exactly the exact time that they require, you log into
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[2916.56 --> 2917.12] they dictate.
[2917.24 --> 2917.84] No, I'm just kidding.