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[4662.74 --> 4663.62] to read books from them.
[4663.78 --> 4664.02] Yeah.
[4664.02 --> 4664.74] Like,
[4664.84 --> 4666.66] your phone sucks
[4666.66 --> 4667.56] and this Echo thing
[4667.56 --> 4668.04] is stupid
[4668.04 --> 4669.30] and you should feel bad.
[4671.60 --> 4672.08] Oh,
[4672.12 --> 4673.10] I've got someone saying,
[4673.22 --> 4673.48] um,
[4673.82 --> 4674.14] Linus,
[4674.18 --> 4675.22] I work in HVAC.
[4675.34 --> 4676.32] Trust me when I say
[4676.32 --> 4677.80] that Nest thermostats
[4677.80 --> 4678.52] are a PETA.
[4678.88 --> 4679.20] Um,
[4679.20 --> 4679.86] I believe you.
[4679.96 --> 4680.34] Actually,
[4680.56 --> 4682.28] Nest was one of those companies
[4682.28 --> 4683.14] that I kind of went,
[4683.66 --> 4684.26] really?
[4684.68 --> 4686.16] You got acquired by Google
[4686.16 --> 4687.36] for a billion dollars?
[4687.46 --> 4688.56] Are you freaking kidding me?
[4688.78 --> 4689.26] They've had,
[4689.34 --> 4689.42] what,
[4689.48 --> 4690.90] like three recalls
[4690.90 --> 4691.88] in their history?
[4692.52 --> 4693.68] Maybe it's only two.
[4693.68 --> 4694.62] But they were like
[4694.62 --> 4695.68] a big deal.
[4695.90 --> 4696.04] Like,
[4696.06 --> 4696.64] I think their,
[4696.72 --> 4697.72] their smoke detector,
[4697.72 --> 4698.48] uh,
[4698.48 --> 4699.14] was recalled
[4699.14 --> 4700.30] because of something.
[4700.50 --> 4701.44] That's not good.
[4701.64 --> 4702.80] You don't want your smoke detector
[4702.80 --> 4703.10] to be,
[4703.44 --> 4703.68] yeah.
[4703.70 --> 4704.10] Terrible.
[4704.56 --> 4704.74] Like,
[4705.08 --> 4705.44] awful.
[4705.72 --> 4705.94] Like,
[4706.00 --> 4707.26] the amount of crap
[4707.26 --> 4708.90] that Nest has gotten away with
[4708.90 --> 4710.30] just by being like a,
[4710.30 --> 4711.76] like a Silicon Valley
[4711.76 --> 4713.22] connected
[4713.22 --> 4715.18] Web 2.0 company
[4715.18 --> 4716.64] is just mind-boggling to me.
[4716.64 --> 4717.98] And the idea
[4717.98 --> 4718.72] that you need
[4718.72 --> 4719.60] a smart thermostat
[4719.60 --> 4721.02] is still just kind of
[4721.02 --> 4721.72] baffling to me.
[4722.12 --> 4723.42] I have a smart thermostat.
[4723.74 --> 4724.40] It's called,
[4725.04 --> 4726.14] I program it
[4726.14 --> 4727.30] to maintain the temperature
[4727.30 --> 4727.94] in my house
[4727.94 --> 4729.18] at a certain threshold.
[4729.52 --> 4731.22] And if I'm leaving the house
[4731.22 --> 4732.34] for like,
[4732.40 --> 4732.90] the weekend,
[4733.06 --> 4734.04] I turn it off.
[4735.14 --> 4735.76] And then,
[4736.04 --> 4737.52] it comes back on automatically
[4737.52 --> 4739.30] because you have a schedule
[4739.30 --> 4739.88] for it.
[4740.96 --> 4741.48] Like,
[4741.48 --> 4743.64] not a big deal.
[4744.14 --> 4744.50] And I,
[4744.50 --> 4745.74] I get that some people
[4745.74 --> 4746.94] might save a lot of power
[4746.94 --> 4748.12] if they keep their house
[4748.12 --> 4749.58] at 28 degrees Celsius
[4749.58 --> 4750.48] or whatever else.
[4750.72 --> 4751.22] It's like,
[4751.26 --> 4751.38] yeah,
[4751.40 --> 4752.44] we have the sauna house
[4752.44 --> 4753.44] so we only want to heat it
[4753.44 --> 4754.14] when we're actually,
[4754.62 --> 4755.00] you know,
[4755.20 --> 4756.48] running around naked.
[4756.66 --> 4756.92] Or no,
[4757.02 --> 4758.04] not running around naked,
[4758.50 --> 4759.34] lounging naked.
[4759.50 --> 4759.82] There you go.
[4759.82 --> 4760.40] Because if we were running
[4760.40 --> 4761.48] we'd be generating enough.
[4761.48 --> 4762.10] Yeah, yeah.
[4764.54 --> 4765.82] Maybe one of these days
[4765.82 --> 4766.82] I'll try a Nest
[4766.82 --> 4768.16] and then I'll,
[4768.20 --> 4769.14] I'll tell you guys,
[4769.26 --> 4769.72] holy crap,
[4769.78 --> 4770.22] I was wrong.
[4770.28 --> 4770.84] It's revolutionary