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[2479.68 --> 2480.44] How to navigate,
[2480.74 --> 2480.90] like,
[2481.16 --> 2482.32] we noticed a lot of you
[2482.32 --> 2483.00] were upset about
[2483.00 --> 2483.78] the number of cables
[2483.78 --> 2484.40] in our office.
[2485.08 --> 2485.80] Let's show you
[2485.80 --> 2486.54] a little trick.
[2486.54 --> 2487.50] It's called
[2487.50 --> 2488.32] the foot flick.
[2488.64 --> 2489.38] The foot flick.
[2489.38 --> 2490.20] That would be awesome.
[2490.82 --> 2491.56] It should be like
[2491.56 --> 2492.32] a music video.
[2493.72 --> 2494.66] I've always kind of
[2494.66 --> 2495.92] wanted to do a music video.
[2496.76 --> 2497.84] Everybody do the foot flick.
[2497.94 --> 2498.98] Everybody do the foot flick.
[2501.76 --> 2502.98] That would be fantastic.
[2503.24 --> 2503.50] All right,
[2503.54 --> 2503.66] well,
[2503.66 --> 2504.40] we should probably do
[2504.40 --> 2505.30] our sponsor spots
[2505.30 --> 2505.68] or something
[2505.68 --> 2506.64] at some point here.
[2507.14 --> 2508.18] Brought to you by foot flick.
[2508.32 --> 2509.46] Brought to you by foot flick.
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[2510.86 --> 2511.96] the number one website
[2511.96 --> 2513.30] for creating a website
[2513.30 --> 2514.44] about foot flicks.
[2514.54 --> 2514.96] Just go to
[2514.96 --> 2516.12] squarespace.com,
[2516.42 --> 2517.04] sign up,
[2517.14 --> 2517.82] and you can have
[2517.82 --> 2518.92] your website online
[2518.92 --> 2521.02] in just a matter of no time.
[2521.10 --> 2521.82] It'll look great
[2521.82 --> 2522.54] on the desktop,
[2522.82 --> 2523.86] great on the notebook,
[2524.10 --> 2524.58] which is basically
[2524.58 --> 2525.12] the same thing,
[2525.34 --> 2526.60] and great on your tablet
[2526.60 --> 2527.30] and smartphone
[2527.30 --> 2528.08] because the way
[2528.08 --> 2529.14] that their templates work
[2529.14 --> 2530.36] makes it super easy
[2530.36 --> 2531.06] to get set up
[2531.06 --> 2532.12] and something
[2532.12 --> 2533.56] I always forget to mention.
[2533.82 --> 2535.36] They have 24-7 tech support.
[2535.98 --> 2536.16] Yeah.
[2536.28 --> 2537.18] I always forget about this.
[2537.24 --> 2537.80] That is actually
[2537.80 --> 2538.60] a huge deal.
[2538.60 --> 2539.00] It is.
[2539.06 --> 2540.10] It's not phone support,
[2540.24 --> 2540.52] mind you,
[2540.58 --> 2541.74] but you can email them,
[2541.86 --> 2542.50] and I've actually,
[2542.92 --> 2544.22] I had my mom try them,
[2544.62 --> 2545.50] and even though
[2545.50 --> 2546.72] my mom still didn't
[2546.72 --> 2547.78] manage to figure it out,
[2548.24 --> 2549.50] I read the responses
[2549.50 --> 2550.82] and they were super helpful
[2550.82 --> 2552.84] and really fast,
[2552.92 --> 2553.52] and I was just like,
[2553.60 --> 2553.84] Ma,
[2554.40 --> 2556.72] you have to read it.
[2557.36 --> 2559.04] You can't just get an email
[2559.04 --> 2560.44] from an internet company,
[2560.78 --> 2561.66] assume you're not going
[2561.66 --> 2562.54] to be able to read it,
[2562.58 --> 2563.36] and then call me.
[2563.66 --> 2565.16] You have to try to read it.
[2565.88 --> 2567.50] They explain.
[2567.50 --> 2569.08] If you just read the thing.
[2569.46 --> 2569.76] Anyway,
[2570.20 --> 2571.04] my mother aside,
[2571.14 --> 2573.24] Squarespace is super easy
[2573.24 --> 2573.74] to use,
[2573.94 --> 2574.80] super scalable,
[2575.48 --> 2576.60] and apparently,
[2577.14 --> 2578.06] based on how much
[2578.06 --> 2579.04] positive feedback
[2579.04 --> 2580.80] I get about Squarespace,
[2581.10 --> 2581.90] you guys love it.
[2582.32 --> 2582.56] So,
[2582.70 --> 2583.56] the number of people
[2583.56 --> 2585.34] that have just sent me tweets
[2585.34 --> 2586.44] thanking me
[2586.44 --> 2588.52] for the 10% off,
[2588.60 --> 2589.52] so if you head over to
[2589.52 --> 2590.30] squarespace.com
[2590.30 --> 2590.94] slash Linus
[2590.94 --> 2592.22] and use offer code Linus,
[2592.26 --> 2593.38] you can save 10%.
[2593.38 --> 2594.28] So,
[2594.38 --> 2595.04] people thanking me