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[3062.44 --> 3063.38] Didn't have any issues. |
[3063.84 --> 3064.32] But anyway. |
[3064.38 --> 3064.88] It was so cool. |
[3064.96 --> 3065.58] Okay, so this, |
[3065.70 --> 3066.70] this was sent to us |
[3066.70 --> 3067.32] from NVIDIA. |
[3067.44 --> 3068.28] They hadn't, like, |
[3068.38 --> 3069.54] given us any preparation |
[3069.54 --> 3071.70] for what it was |
[3071.70 --> 3072.04] going to have |
[3072.04 --> 3072.78] anything to do with. |
[3072.84 --> 3073.60] So it's basically |
[3073.60 --> 3076.42] just a painted crowbar. |
[3076.98 --> 3077.80] It came in, like, |
[3077.84 --> 3079.08] this enormous box |
[3079.08 --> 3079.98] with way too much |
[3079.98 --> 3081.52] anti-static bubble packaging. |
[3081.80 --> 3082.02] Yeah. |
[3082.02 --> 3083.32] I guess when you're NVIDIA, |
[3083.46 --> 3084.10] the only packaging |
[3084.10 --> 3084.96] you really have |
[3084.96 --> 3085.64] is anti-static. |
[3086.64 --> 3087.62] But there you go. |
[3087.80 --> 3088.20] So it's a |
[3088.20 --> 3089.12] What Would Gordon Do |
[3089.12 --> 3090.68] crowbar with a Half-Life 2 |
[3090.68 --> 3093.00] Lambda and an NVIDIA |
[3093.00 --> 3094.04] Shield logo on it. |
[3094.04 --> 3095.42] So this is freaking cool. |
[3095.76 --> 3096.60] This will definitely |
[3096.60 --> 3097.92] live on the wall of epic |
[3097.92 --> 3098.86] that we need to recreate |
[3098.86 --> 3099.54] back here because |
[3099.54 --> 3100.76] we seriously need to |
[3100.76 --> 3101.62] redo the Land Show set. |
[3101.62 --> 3102.12] Oh, definitely. |
[3102.42 --> 3103.44] It's absolutely horrible. |
[3103.44 --> 3104.38] That's one of the |
[3104.38 --> 3105.40] coolest pieces of swag |
[3105.40 --> 3106.74] I've, like, ever seen. |
[3106.82 --> 3106.98] Yeah. |
[3107.16 --> 3107.76] 100%. |
[3107.76 --> 3109.08] Pretty, pretty amazing. |
[3109.08 --> 3109.90] Whoever thought |
[3109.90 --> 3110.86] that was a good idea |
[3110.86 --> 3112.62] was on the money. |
[3112.70 --> 3113.82] Was not stupid. |
[3114.02 --> 3114.34] Nope. |
[3114.74 --> 3115.10] Yay! |
[3115.22 --> 3115.66] Yay! |
[3115.84 --> 3116.48] Good job! |
[3117.12 --> 3118.60] The Better Than Useless Award. |
[3118.78 --> 3119.82] The Not Stupid Award. |
[3120.12 --> 3121.00] That should be the only |
[3121.00 --> 3122.36] award that we can |
[3122.36 --> 3123.10] possibly give out. |
[3123.10 --> 3124.12] We should never have |
[3124.12 --> 3125.12] any other awards |
[3125.12 --> 3125.78] other than |
[3125.78 --> 3126.66] Better Than Worthless. |
[3126.82 --> 3127.90] Better Than Worthless. |
[3128.10 --> 3129.00] Or Better Than |
[3129.00 --> 3129.70] Better Than All |
[3129.70 --> 3130.72] the Terrible Words. |
[3130.84 --> 3131.26] Yeah, yeah. |
[3131.32 --> 3131.74] So we can just |
[3131.74 --> 3132.48] change whenever |
[3132.48 --> 3133.52] but it's essentially |
[3133.52 --> 3134.10] the same idea. |
[3134.12 --> 3135.20] Better Than Putting Nails |
[3135.20 --> 3135.90] in My Eye. |
[3138.70 --> 3140.14] Okay, so this article |
[3140.14 --> 3141.06] from Digital Journal. |
[3141.18 --> 3141.74] Honestly, it's not |
[3141.74 --> 3142.34] the best article |
[3142.34 --> 3143.10] I've ever read. |
[3143.52 --> 3144.14] And, uh, |
[3144.18 --> 3144.76] I don't know. |
[3144.82 --> 3145.54] Like, I hate to |
[3145.54 --> 3147.06] generalize about people |
[3147.06 --> 3148.16] but, like, |
[3148.54 --> 3149.22] this author |
[3149.22 --> 3150.32] needs a better portrait. |
[3150.86 --> 3151.86] James, if you're watching, |
[3152.22 --> 3154.34] dude, please. |
[3154.76 --> 3155.60] Like, it's like |
[3155.60 --> 3156.36] selfie bad. |
[3157.08 --> 3157.62] And it's like |
[3157.62 --> 3158.60] selfie, like, |
[3158.66 --> 3159.26] it looks like he took it |
[3159.26 --> 3159.76] on his webcam |
[3159.76 --> 3160.48] because you can see |
[3160.48 --> 3161.36] his screens reflected |
[3161.36 --> 3162.14] in his eyeglasses. |
[3162.40 --> 3162.68] Yeah. |
[3163.10 --> 3163.76] It's just like... |
[3163.76 --> 3164.66] Yeah, he must have too. |
[3164.84 --> 3165.52] Yeah, no, see? |
[3165.64 --> 3166.24] You can see, yeah. |
[3166.28 --> 3167.64] And like a really old |
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