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[2537.64 --> 2538.64] So we're just gonna go buy a retail copy. |
[2538.64 --> 2540.64] We'll have a review for you guys as soon as possible. |
[2540.64 --> 2541.64] Wow. |
[2541.64 --> 2542.64] Yeah, they've got a blog post up. |
[2542.64 --> 2543.64] I was like... |
[2543.64 --> 2544.64] Really? |
[2544.64 --> 2545.64] That's messed up. |
[2545.64 --> 2546.64] Really? |
[2546.64 --> 2547.64] That's messed up. |
[2547.64 --> 2548.64] Oh, geez. |
[2548.64 --> 2549.64] And then what was it? |
[2549.64 --> 2552.64] Assassin's Creed Unity, the embargo date was 12 hours after the release? |
[2552.64 --> 2553.64] Um, total... |
[2553.64 --> 2555.64] Actually, this ties into... |
[2555.64 --> 2556.64] Hold on, let me just see... |
[2556.64 --> 2558.64] TotalBiscuit made a video for that, didn't he? |
[2558.64 --> 2560.64] I don't know if he made a video about it, but... |
[2560.64 --> 2562.64] Okay, I... |
[2562.64 --> 2564.64] Here, can I do our next news article first then? |
[2564.64 --> 2565.64] Yes. |
[2565.64 --> 2566.64] Oh, this is great. |
[2566.64 --> 2567.64] I'm so happy with this. |
[2567.64 --> 2569.64] I'm gonna talk about TotalBiscuits, the thing. |
[2569.64 --> 2572.64] So, Ubisoft stock, and I actually haven't looked at it today. |
[2572.64 --> 2580.64] So this is the old headline, but Ubisoft stock fell 9.33% immediately after the Assassin's |
[2580.64 --> 2582.64] Creed Unity launch. |
[2582.64 --> 2589.64] I mean, we are talking not inconsequential amounts of money, and I am so glad, because |
[2589.64 --> 2594.64] I am a huge advocate for gamers voting with their wallets. |
[2594.64 --> 2595.64] Yeah. |
[2595.64 --> 2601.64] If you don't like it, not only don't play it, or excuse me, not only don't buy it, don't |
[2601.64 --> 2603.64] even play it. |
[2603.64 --> 2608.64] Don't even give them the opportunity to look at, like, piracy, you know, seeds and torrents |
[2608.64 --> 2610.64] and try to extrapolate. |
[2610.64 --> 2612.64] Because they can take those as positive metrics. |
[2612.64 --> 2614.64] Yes, they can interpret that positively. |
[2614.64 --> 2619.64] Even by downloading it, you can be supporting what they're doing. |
[2619.64 --> 2626.64] If you ignore Far Cry 4, if every single one of you and all of your friends ignore Far Cry |
[2626.64 --> 2631.64] 4, and all of their friends, and all of their friends, if you can make a difference to the |
[2631.64 --> 2635.64] market books of these companies, they will treat you like your voice actually matters. |
[2635.64 --> 2638.64] Because as long as you keep giving them money, your voice doesn't matter. |
[2638.64 --> 2639.64] Not at all. |
[2639.64 --> 2640.64] Yeah. |
[2640.64 --> 2643.64] The only reason why we wanted to do, and still kind of want to do, an Assassin's Creed |
[2643.64 --> 2647.64] Unity benchmarking video, and the only reason we will want to do a Far Cry 4 video, is that |
[2647.64 --> 2649.64] we can warn everyone, essentially. |
[2649.64 --> 2650.64] Yep. |
[2650.64 --> 2652.64] Like, look at this crap, it doesn't freaking work, don't buy it. |
[2652.64 --> 2655.64] We're not a gaming publication. |
[2655.64 --> 2659.64] We are a hardware publication, so we're going to look at it from a hardware perspective. |
[2659.64 --> 2660.64] Yep. |
[2660.64 --> 2664.64] This is how well this piece of hardware handles this game, and then we're going to do some |
[2664.64 --> 2667.64] investigation, which is going to take a lot of detective work in this case, to figure |
[2667.64 --> 2672.64] out why this particular game doesn't run well on that particular hardware. |
[2672.64 --> 2675.64] And we're going to come to a conclusion that should be fairly obvious by this point in time. |
[2675.64 --> 2676.64] Because it's trash. |
[2676.64 --> 2678.64] Because we want you guys to know this stuff. |
[2678.64 --> 2681.64] But we're not going to be doing Let's Plays of Assassin's Creed Unity. |
[2681.64 --> 2682.64] No. |
[2682.64 --> 2683.64] Well, exactly two minutes. |
[2683.64 --> 2684.64] Yeah. |
[2684.64 --> 2687.64] In a way that you probably shouldn't play the game. |
[2687.64 --> 2689.64] Unless you're very specific. |
[2689.64 --> 2691.64] So we're going to have it open on our computers? |
[2691.64 --> 2692.64] Yeah. |
[2692.64 --> 2696.64] Unless you're very specifically trying to benchmark it. |
[2696.64 --> 2701.64] So, to be clear, you know, a stock dip like this can be temporary. |
[2701.64 --> 2704.64] It might not be indicative of a long-term struggle. |
[2704.64 --> 2707.64] I wouldn't be surprised if it bounced back at least a little bit. |
[2707.64 --> 2710.64] But it can be a warning sign. |
[2710.64 --> 2715.64] And it can be, and at least if nothing else, it's going to be an attention grabber. |
[2715.64 --> 2720.64] Because executives and bean counters will notice that, even if they're not reading, you |
[2720.64 --> 2726.64] know, every comment in the Twitch chat of the Linus Tech WAN show stream. |
[2726.64 --> 2727.64] You know? |
[2727.64 --> 2728.64] Yeah, exactly. |
[2728.64 --> 2731.64] Which I feel very disconnected from because I don't have my laptop right now. |
[2731.64 --> 2733.64] Oh, you don't have a laptop. |
[2733.64 --> 2734.64] Wow. |
[2734.64 --> 2739.64] You're like a peasant of no-laptop-ness. |
[2739.64 --> 2742.64] Why don't you just, here, why don't I message you? |
[2742.64 --> 2748.64] Well, no, because the peasants are defined by their disbelief of PCs being better. |
[2748.64 --> 2749.64] That's true. |
[2749.64 --> 2750.64] I didn't mean console peasant. |
[2750.64 --> 2751.64] Okay. |
[2751.64 --> 2758.64] I just meant you're a WAN show peasant because glorious WAN show master race people have laptops. |
[2758.64 --> 2760.64] So, okay. |
[2760.64 --> 2761.64] Yeah. |
[2761.64 --> 2762.64] That's really unfortunate. |
[2762.64 --> 2763.64] I'm asking you to bring you one. |
[2763.64 --> 2764.64] Okay, cool. |
[2764.64 --> 2767.64] Okay, so let's sort of, let's keep going here. |
[2767.64 --> 2771.64] Right, so it's probably going to bounce back at least a little bit. |
[2771.64 --> 2773.64] I hope it doesn't bounce back that much. |
[2773.64 --> 2775.64] I don't want Ubisoft to die. |
[2775.64 --> 2778.64] Ubisoft has been a good company at some points in time. |
[2778.64 --> 2784.64] I think they just need a, like, massive B-slap to the face so that they wake the hell up and |
[2784.64 --> 2785.64] stop being idiots. |
[2785.64 --> 2790.64] Yeah, let's just bring back our keep on digging lower third because we're still talking Ubisoft. |
[2790.64 --> 2792.64] They're like half the show this week. |
[2792.64 --> 2794.64] And it's not like we want to talk about Ubisoft. |
[2794.64 --> 2801.64] I'd love for us to be, I'd love for us to just be talking about what a great game Assassin's Creed Unity is and how stoked we are for Far Cry 4. |
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