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[4989.78 --> 4994.48] right that could be a t-shirt that's
[4994.48 --> 4997.10] the worst image that's ever been in
[4997.10 --> 4999.22] anyone's head during this show I'm
[4999.22 --> 5000.86] happy to have brought it to all of your
[5000.86 --> 5001.24] fans
[5001.24 --> 5003.78] thank you
[5003.78 --> 5007.58] you guys will never be on my show again
[5007.58 --> 5013.20] get up all right so skype kick I guess
[5013.20 --> 5014.84] would be how we pronounce this QIK this
[5014.84 --> 5016.34] was originally posted by goodbytes on
[5016.34 --> 5019.10] the forum the article is from theverge.com
[5019.10 --> 5024.04] and this is supposed to be a an attempt to
[5024.04 --> 5027.50] take over mobile video messaging so it
[5027.50 --> 5030.32] this actually started out as just a video
[5030.32 --> 5033.08] consumption platform but oh I just
[5033.08 --> 5034.64] realized I'm not actually screen sharing
[5034.64 --> 5036.14] with you guys so there you go they're
[5036.14 --> 5038.24] showing it running on Windows Phone as if
[5038.24 --> 5041.84] that matters iOS and Android unless that
[5041.84 --> 5045.02] HTC 1 M8 is a Windows Phone version of
[5045.02 --> 5047.42] the HTC 1 M8 which it probably isn't
[5047.42 --> 5048.38] because I don't think anyone ever
[5048.38 --> 5050.96] actually bought one of those although I'd
[5050.96 --> 5052.16] love to be proven wrong you know it's
[5052.16 --> 5054.44] amazing how many people are hating on me
[5054.44 --> 5058.16] for my negativity about the Windows Phone
[5058.16 --> 5061.58] HTC 1 M8 in my review and yet I have
[5061.58 --> 5064.28] never seen one I've never heard any report
[5064.28 --> 5066.38] of anyone owning it ever and people
[5066.38 --> 5068.48] misinterpreted a lot of what I said I
[5068.48 --> 5071.90] didn't say Windows 8 phone is a platform
[5071.90 --> 5074.48] for nobody what I said was this is a
[5074.48 --> 5078.02] device for nobody a high-end truly high-end
[5078.02 --> 5081.38] premium cost device that runs Windows Phone
[5081.38 --> 5083.78] because the people who buy high-end devices
[5083.78 --> 5086.36] are going to have needs for their mobile
[5086.36 --> 5088.46] devices that go beyond what Windows Phone
[5088.46 --> 5091.10] can do because the app ecosystem is so
[5091.10 --> 5093.92] immature speaking of which I'm still super
[5093.92 --> 5095.84] upset that the NFC chip in here only does
[5095.84 --> 5097.28] Apple Pay and doesn't do other stuff
[5097.28 --> 5099.08] anyway it started as a video streaming
[5099.08 --> 5100.64] service was available on mobile devices
[5100.64 --> 5102.62] before YouTube so this is kind of an old
[5102.62 --> 5104.42] platform it's all done through your
[5104.42 --> 5106.10] mobile phone number no account sign up is
[5106.10 --> 5108.38] necessary it's been being pitched as an
[5108.38 --> 5110.12] alternative to text messaging and can
[5110.12 --> 5111.44] easily switch between the front and rear
[5111.44 --> 5113.66] cameras while recording there's no preview
[5113.66 --> 5116.84] or processing and it has a 42 second max
[5116.84 --> 5118.64] recording you can send to one person or a
[5118.64 --> 5119.90] group and if your friend doesn't have
[5119.90 --> 5121.82] kick they will receive an SMS with
[5121.82 --> 5125.60] instructions on how to download it so
[5125.60 --> 5128.54] you can pre-record up to 12 messages for
[5128.54 --> 5130.28] use when you're in a rush so just
[5130.28 --> 5132.80] pre-recorded like hey I can't talk right
[5132.80 --> 5134.48] now I don't know why people would want
[5134.48 --> 5136.34] that instead of an SMS but sure whatever
[5136.34 --> 5138.62] yeah messages disappear after two weeks if
[5138.62 --> 5141.60] they aren't deleted like practically
[5141.60 --> 5143.12] speaking to me this this seems like
[5143.12 --> 5144.86] something that might be a competitor for
[5144.86 --> 5146.54] like vine or something like that but
[5146.54 --> 5149.04] like no because it's messaging not
[5149.04 --> 5150.68] broadcast it's more like like like
[5150.68 --> 5152.50] snapchat it's more like a competitor to
[5152.50 --> 5154.66] snapchat but like so now we can have
[5154.66 --> 5156.58] videos of penises instead of pictures
[5156.58 --> 5158.34] of them like is that you can do video
[5158.34 --> 5160.26] with snapchat too that was a benefit that
[5160.26 --> 5161.58] I hadn't considered but I mean the
[5161.58 --> 5163.22] beautiful the beautiful thing about a
[5163.22 --> 5164.64] text message is when I get a text
[5164.64 --> 5166.42] message I can glance at my phone without
[5166.42 --> 5167.96] unlocking without doing anything and it
[5167.96 --> 5170.28] can appear on one or two lines and I
[5170.28 --> 5172.34] can immediately know what was said and
[5172.34 --> 5174.80] it's faster than watching a short video
[5174.80 --> 5176.50] of somebody being like hey man I'll call
[5176.50 --> 5177.94] you later or something like that like
[5177.94 --> 5180.16] well that's a stupid reason to send a
[5180.16 --> 5181.54] video to someone just to tell them that
[5181.54 --> 5182.76] you'll call them later but that's what
[5182.76 --> 5185.46] it has pre-recorded like messages like
[5185.46 --> 5187.62] hey I'm in class right now like that's
[5187.62 --> 5188.94] the kind of thing people use that stuff
[5188.94 --> 5191.46] for so the pre-recorded stuff is useless
[5191.46 --> 5193.40] it's all garbage it's short message
[5193.40 --> 5194.96] service it's supposed to be like a quick
[5194.96 --> 5196.72] communication a quick interaction with
[5196.72 --> 5198.98] someone and feels this feels like a
[5198.98 --> 5200.94] step backwards this feels like video
[5200.94 --> 5204.46] voicemail all right exactly what one
[5204.46 --> 5205.82] application I could see this in is
[5205.82 --> 5207.56] like let's say you're in a place that
[5207.56 --> 5208.72] you've never been before and you're
[5208.72 --> 5210.26] meeting someone there for the first
[5210.26 --> 5211.90] time you could send them a message and