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[540.00 --> 540.72] Like to me
[541.44 --> 543.84] This feels more like a slow
[543.84 --> 544.32] Like a
[544.32 --> 544.64] Like a
[544.64 --> 545.28] Like a
[545.28 --> 545.84] A way to
[546.80 --> 548.64] To quietly phase out
[549.44 --> 551.60] Then it feels like a sabbatical
[551.60 --> 554.16] I could be totally wrong
[554.88 --> 557.12] I could be so far off the mark
[557.92 --> 559.28] That it's not even funny
[560.24 --> 563.28] Because a lot of what's in here on the face of it
[563.92 --> 565.20] Looks fairly credible
[565.20 --> 569.36] Um, you know, he's been working real hard
[569.36 --> 571.68] And his family probably wants to see him
[572.16 --> 576.40] And this has been a very long couple to few years of his life
[577.76 --> 578.00] But
[578.00 --> 580.88] So why no successor then?
[583.04 --> 584.56] Because I don't think
[585.60 --> 588.24] Raja is that simple
[589.28 --> 591.44] To introduce a successor to
[592.00 --> 595.76] And I think this few months gives them time to find somebody
[597.44 --> 597.76] Okay
[598.64 --> 601.84] That's my tinfoil hat conspiracy theory
[601.84 --> 605.76] And I would be singing a totally different song right now
[605.76 --> 609.52] If vega had absolutely kicked ass
[613.28 --> 614.48] Is that bixby talking to me?
[616.00 --> 616.40] Ah
[616.40 --> 618.08] No, not bixby might have been siri
[618.08 --> 619.12] Maybe it's bixby but it's for me
[619.12 --> 620.64] Might have been siri activating
[622.32 --> 623.28] Maybe they're talking to each other
[623.28 --> 623.84] It was neither
[623.84 --> 624.16] Yeah
[625.36 --> 626.80] That would be a great video
[627.36 --> 628.48] Bixby would be all eloquent
[628.48 --> 629.36] And siri would just be like
[630.80 --> 631.60] Oh wow
[631.60 --> 633.60] That would be an amazing video
[633.60 --> 636.00] Like getting them going
[636.00 --> 637.44] Like seeing if they could start
[638.00 --> 639.04] Activating each other
[639.04 --> 639.36] Like
[639.36 --> 639.68] Like that
[639.68 --> 640.72] I'm sorry I don't understand
[640.72 --> 641.76] Could you repeat that?
[641.76 --> 642.00] Like
[642.64 --> 643.68] Like that prank call
[643.68 --> 646.40] When you get one erotic hotline to talk to the other erotic hotline
[646.96 --> 648.56] And then it takes them like 10 minutes to figure out
[648.56 --> 649.60] Like no you called me
[650.80 --> 651.20] You never
[651.76 --> 653.04] No I've never heard of that
[654.00 --> 655.52] That sounds great though
[655.52 --> 657.52] If for someone who likes to watch
[657.52 --> 658.88] I assume you like to listen
[658.88 --> 659.84] You should look it up
[662.16 --> 663.28] Pizza man versus pizza man
[663.28 --> 664.00] That kind of thing
[664.00 --> 665.20] That does sound pretty good
[665.92 --> 666.24] Um
[666.88 --> 667.28] Okay
[667.28 --> 667.92] So then
[670.32 --> 671.20] Tin foil hat
[671.20 --> 673.68] How many tin foil hats at a tent am I wearing right now?
[673.68 --> 674.64] Are we doing a straw poll?
[674.64 --> 675.20] Is that what you're saying?
[675.20 --> 675.44] No
[675.44 --> 676.56] No I want to hear from you
[676.56 --> 677.84] I actually do care what you think
[677.84 --> 678.40] Uh
[680.64 --> 681.44] He'll be back
[682.32 --> 682.88] He'll be back
[682.88 --> 685.04] I'm giving you a credible six
[685.68 --> 686.80] A six?
[686.80 --> 687.04] Okay
[687.84 --> 688.40] Like it's not
[688.96 --> 690.16] That far-fetched
[690.16 --> 690.40] Okay
[690.40 --> 690.96] Could be true
[690.96 --> 692.72] But I'm just erring on the side of not true
[692.72 --> 693.04] Okay
[693.44 --> 693.84] All right
[693.84 --> 694.40] All right
[694.40 --> 695.68] I can accept that
[695.68 --> 696.32] Because I lied
[696.32 --> 697.36] I don't care what you think anyway
[698.08 --> 699.12] I don't think good thoughts
[699.92 --> 701.12] You only think good thoughts?
[701.12 --> 701.52] No I don't
[701.52 --> 702.24] I don't think good
[702.64 --> 703.52] Don't think good thoughts
[704.24 --> 704.72] All right
[704.72 --> 706.32] Let's get into our next topic here
[706.32 --> 707.68] My uh
[707.68 --> 708.16] You know
[708.16 --> 708.56] I got
[708.56 --> 709.60] Is that really next or is this?
[709.60 --> 710.64] I'm gonna have to
[710.64 --> 710.88] Oh