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[1965.52 --> 1966.02] Where is it?
[1966.38 --> 1966.78] Okay
[1966.78 --> 1967.82] Ha
[1967.82 --> 1969.32] I get to punish you
[1969.32 --> 1970.50] Dude
[1970.50 --> 1971.74] I can take that
[1971.74 --> 1972.26] This
[1972.26 --> 1973.02] Like a champ
[1973.02 --> 1974.06] And give me the spiciest one
[1974.06 --> 1974.70] This
[1974.70 --> 1978.16] This is for dropping F-bombs on the show
[1978.16 --> 1979.00] Bring it on
[1979.00 --> 1980.54] Alright
[1980.54 --> 1982.68] Savage jerky
[1982.68 --> 1985.00] Jerky made with the best ingredients
[1985.00 --> 1986.10] Without nitrate
[1986.10 --> 1987.38] Nitrates or preservatives
[1987.38 --> 1988.76] The goal was to create a snack
[1988.76 --> 1990.20] That was full of flavor
[1990.20 --> 1992.10] And let me tell you
[1992.10 --> 1994.42] This is full of so much flavor
[1994.42 --> 1996.76] That it doesn't just affect your mouth
[1996.76 --> 1998.24] I'm a vegetarian
[1998.24 --> 1999.80] No you aren't
[1999.80 --> 2000.32] I am
[2000.32 --> 2000.98] Are you really?
[2001.10 --> 2001.36] Yeah
[2001.36 --> 2002.26] Wait what?
[2002.44 --> 2003.08] I'll eat it though
[2003.08 --> 2003.52] What?
[2004.00 --> 2005.30] Since when are you a vegetarian?
[2005.98 --> 2007.40] Well why would you say you can handle it?
[2007.44 --> 2008.64] Why did you say to give it to you?
[2008.66 --> 2010.54] Because in the past I've eaten wings that need
[2010.54 --> 2012.06] That require a waiver to be signed
[2012.06 --> 2016.74] And I'm positive that this isn't near as spicy as that
[2016.74 --> 2017.90] Really?
[2018.20 --> 2018.66] This is
[2018.66 --> 2019.58] I'll do it for science
[2019.58 --> 2021.10] This is Carolina Reaper
[2021.10 --> 2022.90] Jerky
[2022.90 --> 2023.88] You know that right?
[2023.88 --> 2024.54] What does that mean?
[2024.60 --> 2025.42] Those are just words to me
[2025.42 --> 2026.46] Those are just words
[2026.46 --> 2027.10] Okay
[2027.10 --> 2028.90] Which Carolina are we talking?
[2029.00 --> 2029.46] South or north?
[2030.14 --> 2031.36] If it's spicy it's gotta be south
[2031.36 --> 2032.56] I don't think it matters
[2032.56 --> 2034.12] Am I supposed to eat the whole thing at once?
[2034.46 --> 2035.22] Um no
[2035.22 --> 2036.22] I would not
[2036.22 --> 2037.22] No I would not recommend
[2037.22 --> 2039.36] What are you doing?
[2039.82 --> 2040.66] Your body
[2040.66 --> 2042.60] Your body's gonna hate you
[2042.60 --> 2043.60] Okay
[2043.60 --> 2044.92] Um so anyway
[2044.92 --> 2044.94] Um so anyway
[2044.94 --> 2046.50] You can use offer code LTT
[2046.50 --> 2048.48] To save 10% on all their products
[2048.48 --> 2051.06] And for all orders this week
[2051.06 --> 2053.24] Savage Jerky will include a koozie or a sticker
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[2056.66 --> 2060.16] Uh don't worry if you don't like the hottest stuff
[2060.16 --> 2061.82] They've got lots of other great flavors
[2061.82 --> 2064.84] Um like their sea salt is really good
[2064.84 --> 2066.96] Um Luke really likes the traditional
[2066.96 --> 2068.24] That one's not my favorite
[2068.24 --> 2069.72] I like the mojo or moho
[2069.72 --> 2070.54] Or whatever it is
[2070.54 --> 2071.82] We don't have any of that right now
[2071.82 --> 2074.54] So I guess I'll settle for uh
[2074.54 --> 2075.74] No I'll settle for some traditional
[2075.74 --> 2076.84] Traditional's pretty good
[2076.84 --> 2078.16] Um so yeah
[2078.16 --> 2080.10] Go check them out over at um
[2080.10 --> 2082.80] Savagejerky.com
[2082.80 --> 2087.62] You have to be suffering right now
[2087.62 --> 2090.42] This is pretty good jerky
[2090.42 --> 2092.16] It is good jerky
[2092.16 --> 2093.56] But you have to be suffering
[2093.56 --> 2093.88] No
[2093.88 --> 2095.12] I don't buy it
[2095.12 --> 2096.84] No matter how straight of a face you keep
[2096.84 --> 2099.26] There's absolutely no way
[2099.26 --> 2100.62] That that's not painful
[2100.62 --> 2103.24] Alright synergy
[2103.24 --> 2103.84] I am perspiring
[2103.84 --> 2107.12] Okay
[2107.12 --> 2110.02] Yeah you got some perspiration action going on there
[2110.02 --> 2111.74] And I will admit that I'm doing some
[2111.74 --> 2113.40] Mind over matter Wim Hof stuff here
[2113.40 --> 2115.62] Like it's pretty
[2115.62 --> 2116.22] Like you got
[2116.22 --> 2117.34] Your eyes are watery
[2117.34 --> 2119.26] A little bit more watery than before
[2119.26 --> 2120.30] They're a little glossier