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[2515.30 --> 2519.58] No robot portals, which are insanely frustrating.
[2519.72 --> 2520.66] I had to deal with one.
[2521.08 --> 2522.94] I'm not going to mention who, but it was really brutal.
[2523.10 --> 2524.02] It took a long time.
[2524.06 --> 2524.76] It was really annoying.
[2524.84 --> 2525.96] I had to call my credit card.
[2526.08 --> 2528.78] And I ended up, like, five or six tiers in.
[2529.52 --> 2530.26] We're sorry.
[2530.74 --> 2531.68] We're now closed.
[2532.64 --> 2535.96] So, basically, you just wasted, like, nine minutes of my time.
[2536.10 --> 2537.06] Oh, that's brutal.
[2537.06 --> 2540.24] And I can't even talk to anybody about why this transaction didn't go through.
[2540.70 --> 2541.06] Perfect.
[2541.74 --> 2542.38] Thank you.
[2543.38 --> 2545.14] Anyway, not with FreshBooks.
[2545.46 --> 2549.22] So, head over to freshbooks.com slash WEN, and you can try it out for free.
[2549.36 --> 2550.40] Tool around with the software.
[2550.92 --> 2552.50] It's super easy to use.
[2552.66 --> 2554.86] And see if it's right for you.
[2555.18 --> 2559.22] When you are done deciding it's right for you, go to freshbooks.com slash tech tips.
[2559.32 --> 2559.48] Wait.
[2561.26 --> 2562.70] Okay, well, I guess it doesn't really matter.
[2563.04 --> 2565.76] And enter the WEN show in the How Do You Hear About Us section.
[2565.76 --> 2567.70] All right.
[2567.82 --> 2568.76] Ah, yes.
[2571.24 --> 2572.12] Oh, nice.
[2572.34 --> 2573.96] It's savage jerky time.
[2574.62 --> 2575.02] Yay.
[2575.16 --> 2576.20] I get Reaper again?
[2576.70 --> 2578.06] Well, you don't have to eat Reaper.
[2578.22 --> 2582.28] You could have the ghost pepper buffalo sauce.
[2582.40 --> 2584.20] I'm going to do ghost pepper buffalo sauce today.
[2584.32 --> 2584.90] Yeah, I'm doing it.
[2584.90 --> 2585.60] Which one's hotter?
[2585.64 --> 2586.06] I don't remember.
[2586.88 --> 2587.98] Is that six or five?
[2587.98 --> 2588.20] Take that one.
[2588.68 --> 2589.08] No.
[2589.26 --> 2589.72] Take that one.
[2589.76 --> 2590.84] No, I'm not taking the Reaper.
[2590.84 --> 2591.92] I don't want to do the Reaper.
[2591.92 --> 2592.90] This one's your favorite one, right?
[2592.90 --> 2594.24] No, no.
[2594.46 --> 2595.86] All of my...
[2595.86 --> 2596.86] The maple bacon one.
[2596.86 --> 2597.72] The maple bacon one.
[2597.72 --> 2598.28] Ah, maple bacon.
[2598.34 --> 2599.52] Yeah, the maple bacon one.
[2599.62 --> 2601.06] I just ate it all after the show.
[2602.92 --> 2605.18] I really like the Mojo Habanero.
[2605.34 --> 2606.14] That's my favorite one.
[2606.72 --> 2606.92] Yeah.
[2607.06 --> 2607.98] Good amount of spice.
[2608.32 --> 2612.32] You can tell it's like the second or third savage jerky spot.
[2612.48 --> 2616.80] When it's like the stuff that we absolutely cannot resist.
[2617.10 --> 2618.62] It's just all gone.
[2618.62 --> 2620.04] Okay.
[2620.46 --> 2622.54] Well, this is my favorite one, but he hid it from me.
[2624.08 --> 2625.56] So I couldn't have any more of it.
[2627.38 --> 2627.60] Mmm.
[2631.74 --> 2632.70] Are you good so far?
[2632.78 --> 2633.72] You had the ghost pepper.
[2636.50 --> 2638.12] So you didn't have quite the hottest one.
[2638.50 --> 2639.84] This one's actually still sealed.
[2639.84 --> 2647.86] The ghost pepper and buffalo sauce is hot enough for me.
[2649.30 --> 2649.90] But basically...
[2649.90 --> 2650.60] Jake, you want some ghost pepper?
[2651.18 --> 2653.00] Jake does really good with spice.
[2653.26 --> 2654.54] I would probably throw up.
[2654.54 --> 2657.46] He's very spice tolerant.
[2657.92 --> 2658.32] All right.
[2658.38 --> 2659.26] So savage jerky.
[2659.68 --> 2659.88] Woo!
[2660.82 --> 2661.02] Woo!
[2661.58 --> 2663.08] See, that one...
[2663.08 --> 2663.76] Where'd it go?
[2663.84 --> 2665.40] Mojo Habanero gives you a bit of a kick.
[2666.26 --> 2667.36] But it's not like...
[2667.36 --> 2668.94] It's not doing that to me.
[2669.34 --> 2670.14] Like, I feel good.
[2670.28 --> 2671.26] It woke me up a little bit.
[2671.38 --> 2672.36] It's definitely spicy.
[2672.56 --> 2673.26] It definitely hits you.
[2673.32 --> 2675.40] My mouth is burning, but it's like...
[2675.40 --> 2676.04] Yeah.
[2676.32 --> 2677.30] An okay amount of burning.
[2677.98 --> 2680.20] I'm not having uncontrollable hiccups.
[2680.92 --> 2682.56] I get hiccups when stuff's spicy.
[2683.26 --> 2684.32] So you can buy a mix.
[2684.66 --> 2686.98] You can get like cracked pepper and sea salt.
[2687.24 --> 2687.46] Yeah.
[2687.52 --> 2688.38] And a few other ones.
[2688.38 --> 2691.42] And like find your sweet spot like I did with Mojo Habanero.
[2691.42 --> 2693.24] Now to be clear, all of it...
[2693.24 --> 2694.88] All of it is good.
[2695.18 --> 2695.40] Yes.
[2695.42 --> 2697.08] It's just what you can handle.
[2697.32 --> 2697.52] Yeah.
[2697.94 --> 2702.76] So savage jerky is made with the best ingredients without nitrates or preservatives.
[2703.52 --> 2708.06] And the goal was to create a snack that's full of flavor and spice that isn't bad for you.