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[3368.04 --> 3368.86] This place looks
[3368.86 --> 3370.34] messier than it was before.
[3370.54 --> 3370.82] Well,
[3370.96 --> 3371.50] you know what?
[3371.50 --> 3373.12] I don't f***ing know.
[3376.02 --> 3376.72] F***ing annoying.
[3377.54 --> 3378.18] No way.
[3379.42 --> 3379.62] Hey,
[3379.68 --> 3380.48] you lost the thought
[3380.48 --> 3381.06] about forming
[3381.06 --> 3382.04] and you keep those.
[3382.48 --> 3382.70] Hey!
[3384.70 --> 3385.70] Humber and Costa.
[3386.50 --> 3387.96] Residents in a Surrey complex
[3387.96 --> 3389.48] are running down the hallways.
[3392.14 --> 3392.54] Oh,
[3392.54 --> 3393.16] my goodness.
[3393.16 --> 3394.08] Did you link the chat
[3394.08 --> 3395.10] to Floatplane already?
[3395.28 --> 3395.80] I didn't.
[3395.88 --> 3396.18] Okay,
[3396.30 --> 3396.50] well,
[3396.56 --> 3397.32] you probably should.
[3397.42 --> 3397.82] We've got,
[3397.90 --> 3399.06] we've got a lot of great stuff
[3399.06 --> 3400.46] over on Floatplane right now.
[3400.46 --> 3401.46] So,
[3401.46 --> 3403.46] what do we have?
[3403.52 --> 3404.46] We archive the daily
[3404.46 --> 3405.68] live streams over there.
[3405.80 --> 3406.22] I'm just going to
[3406.22 --> 3407.28] screen share with you guys.
[3408.46 --> 3409.96] We've got the beanbag chair
[3409.96 --> 3410.76] long jump,
[3411.22 --> 3411.98] which is like,
[3412.46 --> 3413.60] we are going to play
[3413.60 --> 3414.44] with balls.
[3414.64 --> 3415.06] Um.
[3415.48 --> 3416.32] Blue balls!
[3416.80 --> 3417.30] Hold on.
[3418.58 --> 3418.88] Okay.
[3420.36 --> 3420.76] Today,
[3421.08 --> 3422.30] we are going to play
[3422.30 --> 3422.72] with balls.
[3422.72 --> 3423.42] I'm going to ruin
[3423.42 --> 3424.14] one moment.
[3424.22 --> 3424.72] Blue balls!
[3424.72 --> 3425.70] It's not actually
[3425.70 --> 3426.68] the best moment,
[3426.98 --> 3427.98] but it's a pretty
[3427.98 --> 3428.76] epic moment.
[3429.04 --> 3429.82] Imaginary tape.
[3429.82 --> 3430.94] Doesn't cost anything.
[3431.98 --> 3432.78] Hold on.
[3432.90 --> 3433.48] Where is it?
[3434.40 --> 3435.36] For some reason,
[3435.46 --> 3436.38] it wasn't the intro.
[3436.58 --> 3437.54] I thought it was
[3437.54 --> 3438.40] an awesome intro.
[3439.46 --> 3440.40] Where is it?
[3441.06 --> 3441.88] I exaggerate.
[3441.96 --> 3442.08] Very.
[3442.32 --> 3442.58] Doing it.
[3442.82 --> 3443.12] Oh!
[3446.00 --> 3446.52] Hold on.
[3446.52 --> 3446.88] It's like,
[3447.00 --> 3448.58] it's like way in the video
[3448.58 --> 3449.54] for some reason.
[3449.74 --> 3450.32] My sweaty.
[3451.04 --> 3451.76] Here we go.
[3451.82 --> 3452.20] Here we go.
[3452.24 --> 3452.56] Here we go.
[3452.60 --> 3452.90] Here we go.
[3452.94 --> 3453.26] Here we go.
[3453.32 --> 3453.62] Here we go.
[3453.62 --> 3453.64] Here we go.
[3453.64 --> 3454.14] Chairs,
[3454.22 --> 3454.82] and whoever wins
[3454.82 --> 3455.46] is going to get
[3455.46 --> 3456.64] something.
[3456.92 --> 3457.54] It's going to be great.
[3457.92 --> 3458.10] So,
[3458.28 --> 3458.68] yeah,
[3458.68 --> 3459.44] that's pretty much it.
[3459.48 --> 3459.78] You know it.
[3460.24 --> 3460.64] Whoa!
[3463.34 --> 3464.44] Almost a collision.
[3466.24 --> 3467.10] That was a thing.
[3467.10 --> 3467.90] Oh my goodness.
[3468.34 --> 3469.32] Super scary.
[3469.64 --> 3470.88] Neither James nor I
[3470.88 --> 3471.74] saw each other coming.
[3473.22 --> 3473.70] Yeah.
[3474.30 --> 3474.78] So,
[3474.94 --> 3475.64] we've got an episode
[3475.64 --> 3478.52] comparing a $60 CPU
[3478.52 --> 3480.70] to a $600 CPU.
[3481.60 --> 3483.02] And the comparison
[3483.02 --> 3484.24] is less stupid
[3484.24 --> 3484.80] than you would