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[278.32 --> 279.88] Like the line effective intro.
[279.92 --> 281.54] And then we just never did it.
[282.36 --> 283.54] You have to say the sponsors.
[283.98 --> 285.02] Uh, no.
[285.26 --> 286.66] Well, theoretically I should.
[286.74 --> 287.94] Honey FreshBooks Savage Durkee.
[288.52 --> 291.42] I will talk in more depth about our sponsors on the WAN show later.
[291.48 --> 293.32] Honey FreshBooks Savage Durkee.
[293.36 --> 295.02] It sounds like the beginning of a rhyme, but I won't continue.
[295.02 --> 295.46] You know what?
[295.46 --> 298.70] I kind of want to find the old intro and show it to you guys.
[299.14 --> 300.28] Uh, here it is.
[300.80 --> 303.92] When intro dot MOV.
[304.16 --> 304.96] Oh, Lord.
[305.06 --> 305.56] Oh, no.
[306.38 --> 308.46] These are some very old...
[309.12 --> 310.42] Apple makes MOVs.
[310.44 --> 311.38] You don't want to play those.
[311.58 --> 311.94] You know what?
[312.00 --> 312.30] Should I...
[312.30 --> 312.74] You know what?
[312.76 --> 313.40] Let's do it.
[313.46 --> 313.98] Let's do it.
[314.04 --> 314.46] Let's, uh...
[315.00 --> 315.76] We're getting wild.
[315.94 --> 316.22] Yeah.
[316.30 --> 317.38] We're going to go through...
[317.38 --> 319.96] We're going to dig through the WAN show folder on the server.
[320.46 --> 320.82] Whoa.
[320.90 --> 322.72] We're going to find us some assets here.
[323.64 --> 324.38] Buckle in.
[324.80 --> 326.54] Strap in, boys and gals.
[326.56 --> 327.08] Hey, no.
[327.20 --> 328.50] This could actually be cool.
[328.56 --> 329.28] Don't make fun of me.
[329.34 --> 329.84] This is neat.
[329.98 --> 331.60] So we're digging through the archive.
[332.54 --> 333.84] So here's the WAN show.
[334.60 --> 336.10] Uh, so here's the intro.
[336.54 --> 336.76] Yep.
[336.80 --> 337.18] There we go.
[337.22 --> 340.96] Why don't we adjust the size of these, uh, these here, these here thumbnails there.
[341.68 --> 344.40] Um, so here's the swamp intro.
[344.54 --> 346.64] So this is the one you're probably familiar with.
[346.64 --> 348.92] I'm just going to mute my computer here.
[349.30 --> 350.12] Uh, blip.
[350.24 --> 350.88] Yeah, there we go.
[351.10 --> 351.62] So there we go.
[351.72 --> 353.00] So that's the one that you're familiar with.
[353.08 --> 353.96] But there was...
[353.96 --> 357.36] Few people probably remember this, but there was a version before this.
[358.00 --> 359.34] WAN intro OG.
[359.96 --> 360.34] Oh.
[361.08 --> 361.60] Pyramids.
[361.60 --> 361.80] What's this?
[361.98 --> 362.64] He's walking...
[362.64 --> 363.72] He's walking in the sand.
[363.72 --> 363.74] In Egypt.
[363.96 --> 364.46] And this is...
[364.46 --> 365.76] And now there's a trap.
[365.76 --> 366.74] Oh, I remember seeing that.
[367.28 --> 367.62] Yeah.
[368.48 --> 368.82] So...
[368.82 --> 369.52] But that's the same.
[369.52 --> 372.52] So Ed, actually, I think, um...
[373.52 --> 375.90] Powered by Razor comes.
[376.64 --> 378.16] Oh, wow.
[378.34 --> 380.08] That everyone still uses.
[380.74 --> 384.98] Um, so, so Ed actually revealed this, I think, in a...
[384.98 --> 387.38] Oh, no, that video is the GPD Pocket 2.
[387.44 --> 388.12] Is that live yet?
[388.46 --> 388.92] Yes, it is.
[389.04 --> 390.44] So Ed revealed his secret.
[390.54 --> 393.00] I don't know if I actually made it into the final cut of the video.
[393.00 --> 393.50] Mm-hmm.
[393.50 --> 399.80] But, um, he was like, yeah, the way to use copyrighted artwork is you turn it into pixel art.
[400.50 --> 401.34] And I'm like...
[402.28 --> 404.12] Oh, so is that pyramids thing?
[404.16 --> 406.46] So those pyramids are actual pyramids.
[407.20 --> 408.10] Don't say that.
[408.30 --> 409.34] Oh, Ed's a...
[409.34 --> 409.80] Yeah.
[409.80 --> 410.90] Yeah.
[410.90 --> 411.82] So these...
[411.82 --> 413.50] These are actual pyramids.
[413.56 --> 416.02] I mean, good luck ever figuring out what picture...
[416.02 --> 417.40] This is an actual wall.
[417.50 --> 418.52] Those are the real pyramids.
[418.56 --> 418.74] Yeah.
[418.86 --> 420.20] And this is a real spike.
[420.30 --> 421.36] No, that's not a real spike.
[422.24 --> 424.00] That would be pretty sad.
[424.00 --> 424.56] It's a fake spike.
[424.62 --> 429.24] Although that would be a pretty impressive program that could turn a picture of a real wall of spikes into that.
[429.28 --> 429.82] Yeah, into that.
[429.92 --> 430.08] Yeah.
[430.08 --> 435.44] Um, so, so that was, that was Ed's, like, master, like, deception.
[435.80 --> 439.32] So he was like, oh, yeah, we could do a new one, like, all the time.
[439.34 --> 445.62] This takes, like, 30 seconds to just steal artwork and then turn it into pixel art.
[445.62 --> 447.78] I think somebody would have caught on eventually.