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[1107.02 --> 1107.68] I love Twitch.
[1108.06 --> 1113.16] And then if you're not into it, I mean, and you're the kind of person where I'll be at
[1113.16 --> 1117.18] like a family reunion or something, and I'm, oh, and what do you do?
[1117.18 --> 1120.48] And I'm like, oh, I make videos on YouTube.
[1120.66 --> 1124.06] Oh, so you work for Google, if they even know that.
[1124.06 --> 1126.76] And I'm like, no, I don't.
[1126.82 --> 1129.04] And they're like, oh, so how do you get paid then?
[1129.20 --> 1131.62] I'm like, well, you know how.
[1131.94 --> 1132.24] I busk.
[1132.62 --> 1136.34] You know how on TV, like there's commercials.
[1136.76 --> 1137.26] There's advertising, yeah.
[1138.76 --> 1140.08] Okay, like that.
[1140.46 --> 1141.90] Like, oh, okay.
[1142.28 --> 1146.74] It's definitely like I've told people that I make videos as a job a few times, and they're
[1146.74 --> 1149.88] just like, and do you just do that for fun, or?
[1150.96 --> 1153.74] I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure.
[1154.06 --> 1154.82] Yeah, it is fun.
[1154.84 --> 1157.10] I mean, yeah, you know, realistically, you know what?
[1157.14 --> 1158.48] I could do something else.
[1158.54 --> 1159.58] I could bus tables.
[1159.80 --> 1161.52] So yes, I'm doing this for fun.
[1161.58 --> 1162.24] It's not bad.
[1162.66 --> 1163.40] Well, your feet hurt.
[1163.92 --> 1164.92] You're on your feet a lot.
[1165.52 --> 1166.28] Should we talk about some news?
[1166.28 --> 1167.18] Did you work in the restaurant business?
[1167.18 --> 1167.52] I did.
[1168.12 --> 1168.48] Really?
[1168.62 --> 1169.74] I was only a busser.
[1170.28 --> 1170.68] Really?
[1170.78 --> 1171.68] I only bussed tables.
[1171.68 --> 1174.72] I didn't graduate to being a waiter.
[1174.72 --> 1176.74] I want to know the story here.
[1176.82 --> 1178.68] Why did they not let you wait tables?
[1178.86 --> 1182.88] Oh, I don't think I ever want, I didn't think I ever asked for it specifically.
[1182.96 --> 1185.62] So you just never aspired to more than bussing.
[1185.70 --> 1186.58] It was Olive Garden.
[1186.70 --> 1187.98] Do I understand this correctly?
[1188.12 --> 1190.52] I didn't have career aspirations at Olive Garden.
[1190.92 --> 1191.44] I see.
[1191.76 --> 1196.62] But, well, is this as much to do with Olive Garden being one of those places that kind
[1196.62 --> 1199.70] of has a policy about who waits the tables?
[1200.10 --> 1200.50] Well.
[1200.50 --> 1203.58] And what gender they are, and how much boob they have hanging out?
[1203.58 --> 1204.20] Oh, no.
[1204.48 --> 1204.94] No, no, no.
[1204.96 --> 1206.08] No, Olive Garden's not one of those?
[1206.16 --> 1206.74] I don't think so.
[1206.78 --> 1207.52] Okay, so it's not Earl's.
[1207.52 --> 1208.56] You're thinking of Hooters.
[1208.84 --> 1209.24] No, no.
[1209.36 --> 1209.56] Yeah.
[1209.74 --> 1210.52] No, no, no, I'm not.
[1210.58 --> 1211.24] No, not Hooters.
[1211.24 --> 1213.62] A lot of people think I worked at Hooters.
[1213.76 --> 1214.34] I did not.
[1214.60 --> 1215.76] That's a common misconception.
[1215.76 --> 1216.70] No, that's not what I mean.
[1216.98 --> 1219.74] No, I mean, you've been to, like, Cactus Club.
[1219.98 --> 1220.68] Oh, yeah, yeah.
[1220.68 --> 1220.92] Yeah.
[1221.14 --> 1223.76] No, Olive Garden is, like, they wear, like, ties and stuff.
[1223.86 --> 1225.12] They're very formed, like the-
[1225.12 --> 1228.22] I will confess, I don't think I have ever eaten at Olive Garden.
[1228.58 --> 1229.90] Linus, let me tell you something.
[1230.72 --> 1231.48] Free breadsticks?
[1231.48 --> 1238.60] And you get a soup or salad with every entree.
[1239.26 --> 1241.44] Okay, do you still work for Olive Garden secretly?
[1242.08 --> 1244.42] Are you a spy?
[1244.60 --> 1245.86] You get a free soup with your entree.
[1245.86 --> 1247.46] Are you a secret informant?
[1247.62 --> 1248.56] Unlimited breadsticks.
[1248.70 --> 1249.84] It's very bad for you.
[1249.92 --> 1251.08] Am I a secret informant?
[1251.22 --> 1251.72] Oh, God.
[1252.70 --> 1252.94] Yeah.
[1253.42 --> 1255.00] Okay, so you bust tables.
[1255.38 --> 1257.16] Never graduated to waiting.
[1257.44 --> 1258.54] Never finished the program.
[1258.76 --> 1259.76] And you know what?
[1259.76 --> 1265.00] I would like you to talk about the other job that you actually still have.
[1265.72 --> 1266.18] Oh, yeah.
[1266.78 --> 1267.10] Why?
[1267.72 --> 1268.46] Just because.
[1268.64 --> 1272.26] I think people would like to go and get their fix of Riley.
[1272.68 --> 1273.18] Oh, man.
[1273.30 --> 1273.58] Okay.
[1273.84 --> 1277.24] Okay, so Riley actually only works here part-time.
[1277.64 --> 1280.02] Not because we weren't willing to hire him full-time,
[1280.20 --> 1282.74] but because he actually has another job.
[1282.80 --> 1283.40] Oh, my goodness.
[1283.62 --> 1283.84] Wow.
[1283.84 --> 1285.86] As a secret informant.
[1286.90 --> 1288.18] I'm not the secret informant.
[1288.56 --> 1289.02] You aren't?
[1289.52 --> 1292.22] No, and this is not the real site.
[1292.52 --> 1293.72] Is this not the site?
[1294.64 --> 1295.84] No, it's...
[1295.84 --> 1298.12] I can't click...
[1298.12 --> 1299.84] Wait, try going to tattle.com.