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[1107.02 --> 1107.68] I love Twitch. |
[1108.06 --> 1113.16] And then if you're not into it, I mean, and you're the kind of person where I'll be at |
[1113.16 --> 1117.18] like a family reunion or something, and I'm, oh, and what do you do? |
[1117.18 --> 1120.48] And I'm like, oh, I make videos on YouTube. |
[1120.66 --> 1124.06] Oh, so you work for Google, if they even know that. |
[1124.06 --> 1126.76] And I'm like, no, I don't. |
[1126.82 --> 1129.04] And they're like, oh, so how do you get paid then? |
[1129.20 --> 1131.62] I'm like, well, you know how. |
[1131.94 --> 1132.24] I busk. |
[1132.62 --> 1136.34] You know how on TV, like there's commercials. |
[1136.76 --> 1137.26] There's advertising, yeah. |
[1138.76 --> 1140.08] Okay, like that. |
[1140.46 --> 1141.90] Like, oh, okay. |
[1142.28 --> 1146.74] It's definitely like I've told people that I make videos as a job a few times, and they're |
[1146.74 --> 1149.88] just like, and do you just do that for fun, or? |
[1150.96 --> 1153.74] I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure. |
[1154.06 --> 1154.82] Yeah, it is fun. |
[1154.84 --> 1157.10] I mean, yeah, you know, realistically, you know what? |
[1157.14 --> 1158.48] I could do something else. |
[1158.54 --> 1159.58] I could bus tables. |
[1159.80 --> 1161.52] So yes, I'm doing this for fun. |
[1161.58 --> 1162.24] It's not bad. |
[1162.66 --> 1163.40] Well, your feet hurt. |
[1163.92 --> 1164.92] You're on your feet a lot. |
[1165.52 --> 1166.28] Should we talk about some news? |
[1166.28 --> 1167.18] Did you work in the restaurant business? |
[1167.18 --> 1167.52] I did. |
[1168.12 --> 1168.48] Really? |
[1168.62 --> 1169.74] I was only a busser. |
[1170.28 --> 1170.68] Really? |
[1170.78 --> 1171.68] I only bussed tables. |
[1171.68 --> 1174.72] I didn't graduate to being a waiter. |
[1174.72 --> 1176.74] I want to know the story here. |
[1176.82 --> 1178.68] Why did they not let you wait tables? |
[1178.86 --> 1182.88] Oh, I don't think I ever want, I didn't think I ever asked for it specifically. |
[1182.96 --> 1185.62] So you just never aspired to more than bussing. |
[1185.70 --> 1186.58] It was Olive Garden. |
[1186.70 --> 1187.98] Do I understand this correctly? |
[1188.12 --> 1190.52] I didn't have career aspirations at Olive Garden. |
[1190.92 --> 1191.44] I see. |
[1191.76 --> 1196.62] But, well, is this as much to do with Olive Garden being one of those places that kind |
[1196.62 --> 1199.70] of has a policy about who waits the tables? |
[1200.10 --> 1200.50] Well. |
[1200.50 --> 1203.58] And what gender they are, and how much boob they have hanging out? |
[1203.58 --> 1204.20] Oh, no. |
[1204.48 --> 1204.94] No, no, no. |
[1204.96 --> 1206.08] No, Olive Garden's not one of those? |
[1206.16 --> 1206.74] I don't think so. |
[1206.78 --> 1207.52] Okay, so it's not Earl's. |
[1207.52 --> 1208.56] You're thinking of Hooters. |
[1208.84 --> 1209.24] No, no. |
[1209.36 --> 1209.56] Yeah. |
[1209.74 --> 1210.52] No, no, no, I'm not. |
[1210.58 --> 1211.24] No, not Hooters. |
[1211.24 --> 1213.62] A lot of people think I worked at Hooters. |
[1213.76 --> 1214.34] I did not. |
[1214.60 --> 1215.76] That's a common misconception. |
[1215.76 --> 1216.70] No, that's not what I mean. |
[1216.98 --> 1219.74] No, I mean, you've been to, like, Cactus Club. |
[1219.98 --> 1220.68] Oh, yeah, yeah. |
[1220.68 --> 1220.92] Yeah. |
[1221.14 --> 1223.76] No, Olive Garden is, like, they wear, like, ties and stuff. |
[1223.86 --> 1225.12] They're very formed, like the- |
[1225.12 --> 1228.22] I will confess, I don't think I have ever eaten at Olive Garden. |
[1228.58 --> 1229.90] Linus, let me tell you something. |
[1230.72 --> 1231.48] Free breadsticks? |
[1231.48 --> 1238.60] And you get a soup or salad with every entree. |
[1239.26 --> 1241.44] Okay, do you still work for Olive Garden secretly? |
[1242.08 --> 1244.42] Are you a spy? |
[1244.60 --> 1245.86] You get a free soup with your entree. |
[1245.86 --> 1247.46] Are you a secret informant? |
[1247.62 --> 1248.56] Unlimited breadsticks. |
[1248.70 --> 1249.84] It's very bad for you. |
[1249.92 --> 1251.08] Am I a secret informant? |
[1251.22 --> 1251.72] Oh, God. |
[1252.70 --> 1252.94] Yeah. |
[1253.42 --> 1255.00] Okay, so you bust tables. |
[1255.38 --> 1257.16] Never graduated to waiting. |
[1257.44 --> 1258.54] Never finished the program. |
[1258.76 --> 1259.76] And you know what? |
[1259.76 --> 1265.00] I would like you to talk about the other job that you actually still have. |
[1265.72 --> 1266.18] Oh, yeah. |
[1266.78 --> 1267.10] Why? |
[1267.72 --> 1268.46] Just because. |
[1268.64 --> 1272.26] I think people would like to go and get their fix of Riley. |
[1272.68 --> 1273.18] Oh, man. |
[1273.30 --> 1273.58] Okay. |
[1273.84 --> 1277.24] Okay, so Riley actually only works here part-time. |
[1277.64 --> 1280.02] Not because we weren't willing to hire him full-time, |
[1280.20 --> 1282.74] but because he actually has another job. |
[1282.80 --> 1283.40] Oh, my goodness. |
[1283.62 --> 1283.84] Wow. |
[1283.84 --> 1285.86] As a secret informant. |
[1286.90 --> 1288.18] I'm not the secret informant. |
[1288.56 --> 1289.02] You aren't? |
[1289.52 --> 1292.22] No, and this is not the real site. |
[1292.52 --> 1293.72] Is this not the site? |
[1294.64 --> 1295.84] No, it's... |
[1295.84 --> 1298.12] I can't click... |
[1298.12 --> 1299.84] Wait, try going to tattle.com. |
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