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[1093.12 --> 1095.24] Having no idea if they were going to make it out.
[1095.68 --> 1096.28] That's insane.
[1096.28 --> 1098.92] Just drinking the rain water and not eating.
[1099.52 --> 1101.92] They're like all super weak when they get found.
[1102.08 --> 1102.52] Holy cow.
[1103.52 --> 1107.38] So, prayers and thoughts and all that to those kids.
[1107.92 --> 1109.48] At least they didn't beat each other.
[1109.54 --> 1109.84] I'm pretty.
[1109.84 --> 1111.70] I know that sounds insane, but that's like happened.
[1112.34 --> 1112.62] Yeah.
[1112.72 --> 1115.14] Wasn't there like a rugby team that got lost in the mountains or something?
[1116.18 --> 1117.12] Like forever ago?
[1117.14 --> 1117.54] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[1117.54 --> 1117.90] There's a movie.
[1117.98 --> 1118.90] I think it's called Alive.
[1119.64 --> 1120.74] Where there's like a plane crash.
[1121.74 --> 1122.78] Something like that, yeah.
[1122.92 --> 1124.12] They referenced it in The Simpsons.
[1124.22 --> 1125.08] I saw it when I was a kid.
[1125.14 --> 1125.74] That's all I know.
[1126.20 --> 1127.46] But that's like, that was a thing.
[1128.80 --> 1129.34] Anyways, yeah.
[1129.42 --> 1130.42] More rain is expected.
[1130.96 --> 1132.20] There's a bunch of different rescue teams.
[1132.20 --> 1133.56] People from all over are trying to help.
[1133.74 --> 1135.24] And this has been quite documented.
[1135.38 --> 1137.66] So, if you want to learn more about it, you can check it out.
[1137.86 --> 1138.32] But, yeah.
[1138.42 --> 1141.68] Apparently, Elon is getting involved because that's the world right now.
[1141.78 --> 1142.76] That's how that works.
[1143.14 --> 1144.08] Something crazy happens.
[1144.22 --> 1144.96] So, Elon shows up.
[1144.96 --> 1146.40] I think they're going to make it.
[1147.42 --> 1148.96] I'm pretty optimistic.
[1149.34 --> 1152.14] I'm really sad that that Navy SEAL died.
[1152.40 --> 1156.40] You can actually see footage from inside the cave where the original divers who found them
[1156.40 --> 1158.12] took a video when they were speaking to them.
[1158.14 --> 1161.02] And I think they even were like FaceTiming their families and stuff.
[1162.20 --> 1163.58] Check it out.
[1165.24 --> 1166.92] Maybe they're above the ground.
[1168.76 --> 1174.64] There are places where water runs uphill right into the next topic.
[1175.10 --> 1175.52] Uganda.
[1178.38 --> 1179.18] All right.
[1179.24 --> 1179.44] Yeah.
[1179.88 --> 1180.44] Uganda.
[1180.66 --> 1183.50] Social media is now a taxable activity.
[1183.50 --> 1190.12] Let me take you on an internet spiral journey that I went on this afternoon when I was reading
[1190.12 --> 1190.70] about this.
[1191.28 --> 1191.36] Okay.
[1191.46 --> 1192.50] So, first I went to like...
[1193.52 --> 1195.90] By the way, this was posted by DuckDodgers on the forum.
[1195.92 --> 1196.62] Which is where I started.
[1196.80 --> 1197.24] On the forum.
[1197.50 --> 1197.62] Yeah.
[1197.78 --> 1198.38] Thanks, DuckDodgers.
[1198.38 --> 1200.00] First, I get to learn about this.
[1200.48 --> 1202.02] Social media is now taxable.
[1202.40 --> 1202.74] What?
[1203.12 --> 1210.60] So, it turns out that what the government has done there has told the ISPs that they must
[1210.60 --> 1215.78] block users from going to certain sites, namely Twitter.
[1216.42 --> 1216.86] Facebook.
[1217.52 --> 1217.96] WhatsApp.
[1218.58 --> 1218.92] WhatsApp.
[1218.92 --> 1219.00] Tinder.
[1219.68 --> 1220.70] And dozens of other services.
[1220.70 --> 1221.50] Crucially, Tinder.
[1221.84 --> 1222.08] Yeah.
[1222.08 --> 1222.88] And a ton of others.
[1223.08 --> 1225.56] They're blocked unless they pay this...
[1225.56 --> 1226.82] It's not really a subscription fee.
[1226.92 --> 1231.78] It's a per day fee of about five cents US, which is 200 shillings.
[1232.10 --> 1236.36] I didn't know there are multiple African nations whose currency is called a shilling.
[1236.90 --> 1238.32] That's Pirates of the Caribbean stuff.
[1238.82 --> 1240.54] That's kind of cool.
[1241.00 --> 1242.36] Maybe they have doubloons somewhere.
[1242.70 --> 1243.10] Doubloons.
[1243.20 --> 1243.90] That would be sweet.
[1243.94 --> 1245.50] So, it's five US cents a day.
[1245.84 --> 1247.38] I don't mean to belittle being sensitive.
[1247.62 --> 1249.56] I never get to hear the word shilling.
[1249.90 --> 1251.42] Anyway, I've already...
[1251.42 --> 1252.40] I'm digging the hole.
[1252.50 --> 1254.62] I'm going to reach those Thai kids with how deep I'm digging.
[1255.70 --> 1256.74] This is getting worse.
[1256.82 --> 1257.22] Yeah.
[1259.04 --> 1264.40] So, it sounds like an insignificant amount of money to us, but keep in mind that there
[1264.40 --> 1265.40] are...
[1265.40 --> 1266.40] How many is it?
[1266.90 --> 1271.24] Millions of Ugandans who survive on less than a dollar per day.
[1271.86 --> 1275.94] So, for this to be five cents or like the per capita income is $600.
[1276.88 --> 1280.68] So, a year this would be $1,900 if you paid the five cents for every year.
[1281.02 --> 1284.98] There's also an incentive to sign up for a month in advance rather than paying per day.
[1285.24 --> 1285.46] Okay.
[1285.46 --> 1285.80] Okay.
[1286.30 --> 1289.14] So, that sucks.
[1289.26 --> 1291.94] And you think, okay, that's just the government trying to make some money.
[1292.00 --> 1296.48] Someone in the chat, which I have to read off my phone because what the heck is going
[1296.48 --> 1299.72] on, it says that Portugal is doing a similar thing right now.
[1299.72 --> 1300.58] I hope not.
[1301.58 --> 1303.52] But back on track, there's...