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[692.78 --> 699.50] as we sat down so we don't really have any details of that but we'll we will talk about it uh
[700.06 --> 704.06] in at some point i'm gonna click through this little slideshow um
[704.06 --> 711.50] well yeah someone's like no 3.5 millimeter jack and a notch count me out tell you can say you can
[711.50 --> 717.10] say that again big guy good great you know i'm actually more angry i don't mind the notch i'm
[717.10 --> 724.70] more angry about headphone jack and uh i see the thing is see this is like everything that i don't
[724.70 --> 731.10] want in a phone i want a headphone jack i don't want a notch do you want front firing dual stereo
[731.10 --> 736.06] stereo speakers oh yeah because that's what a lot of people say they're like i don't care about thin
[736.06 --> 742.22] bezels give me speakers on the front pointing at me and i don't care about that at all i don't give
[742.22 --> 749.82] a rat's patootie about speakers on the front guys i don't the best speakers you could ever put in a
[749.82 --> 754.70] phone are still gonna suck i'm using headphones i think it's obnoxious when people are in public
[754.70 --> 758.54] listening to things on their phone that's very i hate it even when my wife's phone makes noise
[758.54 --> 762.38] because she's watching a snapchat or something i'm just like ah i just hate it yeah i'm never
[762.38 --> 768.22] using those speakers that's true i i it used to i think that was like i think one company put it on
[768.22 --> 775.18] htc i think with one of their one phones like the m6 or m7 or something had front-facing speakers
[775.82 --> 779.98] and everyone was like whoa front-facing speakers are so cool blah blah so then since then people have
[779.98 --> 785.34] been like oh front-facing speakers are a good thing but i've i'm with you man screw that i think it's
[785.34 --> 788.78] like people like it on paper or something like that it makes them feel more techy or something i
[788.78 --> 793.82] don't know i want no bezels i want the full screen now the question see i don't care about that either
[794.46 --> 798.78] it just looks so much cooler i'm i'm really like i don't care what my phone looks like i'm gonna slap
[798.78 --> 805.26] a case on it either way so see i run nude oh really totally nude the first thing i do every time i get
[805.26 --> 812.54] a phone is i buy an otterbox or or something spike in there i don't know i used to do that and then i would
[812.54 --> 816.94] i would drop my phone tens of times a day follow my pocket when i'm on motorcycle around a concrete
[817.74 --> 822.78] all the time i'm dropping it yeah that's what i do i i intentionally throw this around yes because
[822.78 --> 830.38] i can exactly if you get a new phone it's gone good i just did it sweet baby jesus i'm crazy man if you
[830.38 --> 835.02] get a new phone and you're already gonna treat it nicer because it's new yeah and you're like okay
[835.66 --> 841.02] it's naked i'm just gonna i'm gonna treat it good i'm gonna make sure every time i reach down to my
[841.02 --> 845.82] pocket that it's in the pocket before i let it go and you're just you just get these new habits
[845.82 --> 849.34] i've dropped this thing like twice and one of those times is because i was in the movie theater and just
[849.34 --> 854.54] fell out of my pocket since then i got a skin on it it's grippier see i'm just okay this is like a
[854.54 --> 860.46] discussion for another time but like what's you know what's the point of not putting a case on and then
[861.02 --> 868.62] like i might as well put a case on and avoid a future where you know my phone cracks and i have to get
[868.62 --> 873.74] another phone because i was i didn't want to spend 40 bucks it's not about the money it's the bulk
[874.30 --> 877.50] it's just you don't even have to spend 40 bucks you can go to the night market and get one for like
[877.50 --> 888.70] six dollars or something anyways look okay stop stop it don't touch me um so this one comes with well
[889.26 --> 897.02] apparently the leak there's pixel buds a usb so that's like a appears to be a wired version usbc version of
[897.02 --> 901.26] the pixel like air the wireless pixel yeah that'll be interesting i wonder if they're going to be
[901.26 --> 907.10] capacitive capacitative capacitive capacitive capacitive touch sensitive i want to be you
[907.10 --> 911.02] know like on the pixel buds you can hold down on it and hail the google assistant with very low latency
[911.02 --> 915.18] that'd be great if they had that included on these one thing that i thought was interesting is the there's
[915.18 --> 923.82] a there's a d33p on the forums put a video like a new video of the pixel 3xl like just up just like just
[923.82 --> 928.22] now or a couple or an hour ago or something and it shows that there's a volume rocker and a power
[928.22 --> 934.06] button on the right side no buttons on the left side so i don't know what they're wasting that space
[934.62 --> 939.90] maybe this is like an injury what do they have before i don't know get that pixel over here well you
[939.90 --> 943.90] i'm sure you can still squeeze it right yeah they're probably gonna have that squeezable that's a
[943.90 --> 950.38] pretty deep notch but you know what so is the uh iphone 10s the iphone 10 is a wider notch than a
[950.38 --> 955.02] lot of the other chinese phones i really hope that pixel because i need a new phone i'm still rocking
[955.02 --> 961.18] a galaxy s6 here guys and gals don't tell people that why that's been a while you do this to
[961.18 --> 965.18] embarrass that's why i can throw it around also it's because it's got a case you're hoping it dies
[965.18 --> 972.06] so you can justify it so i'm i'm i'm you know i wanted to get the pixel 2 but it's that you know
[972.06 --> 977.26] they're releasing the new one soon so i really hope that doesn't even have a notch you see i really want
[977.26 --> 983.02] a pixel three small version the regular one but it's probably not gonna have a notch it's gonna
[983.02 --> 989.18] have two front facing speakers instead of sweet bezels like the form factor of the s9 like the edge
[989.18 --> 993.82] display it's very thin bezel on the top and bottom that would be great if that was just a pixel though
[993.82 --> 998.54] i don't want a samsung i don't even like i don't even like the edge anyways you know what this is not
[998.54 --> 1004.14] this is not important is it we're done we're not even talking about the the story anymore we're just
[1004.14 --> 1009.98] rambling we're just ranting okay well that was the story ranting's okay right this is the rant show
[1009.98 --> 1014.94] on the last the rant show on the last one i think luke and linus just like ranted for like 10 minutes
[1014.94 --> 1018.94] didn't they once someone came up to me at ltx and was like you know what i like about you on the
[1018.94 --> 1025.58] wans show is you keep people on task on top you're doing the opposite right well you might still be
[1025.58 --> 1029.82] doing better than linus oh that's the other thing it's got four gigs of ram and people are like four
[1029.82 --> 1035.50] gigs isn't enough in 2018 for a phone yeah but pluses have those it could be enough i have no
[1035.50 --> 1040.70] idea because i have a super old phone once again so guess what happened in the uk they changed the
[1040.70 --> 1047.26] law and it turns out people were buying internet and did you skip one i rolled down yeah i'm not
[1047.26 --> 1053.02] talking about right now why not i don't want okay fine so there was a law in the uk that if you were
[1053.02 --> 1062.22] a provider of internet you could advertise speeds um that weren't realistic best possible scenario
[1062.22 --> 1067.10] they were like as long as those speeds were actually deliverable to 10 of your user base you
[1067.10 --> 1071.98] could advertise them so you might be able to say like 17 megabits a second but only like most people
[1071.98 --> 1077.90] were getting 10 so the law changed it was involved in like a suite of laws that came into play like in
[1077.90 --> 1081.90] may but it's just i don't know some research has been done recently to see how that affected
[1081.90 --> 1087.42] all the different providers there and like 12 of the biggest providers who are all just names i've
[1087.42 --> 1095.42] never seen before zen internet sky plus net i know about sky john lewis broadband john lewis
[1095.42 --> 1102.62] broadband so british yeah exactly subscribe now john lewis broadband is that is that bad is that
[1102.62 --> 1109.10] racist yes no i can do british we're not this isn't our car ride home we can't talk about this
[1109.10 --> 1115.26] kind of stuff yeah um so the the way that the law changed was instead of it uh
[1117.18 --> 1123.42] instead of the uh advertised speed only applying to at least 10 it has to be at least 50 of users
[1123.42 --> 1129.34] during peak times so yeah a lot of them had to reduce their advertised speeds by like 40 or 50
[1129.90 --> 1134.78] so now if it's if you advertise 17 megabit per second you have to advertise 10 or 11
[1134.78 --> 1143.34] so like the the speeds that they're advertising just like drop ridiculously yeah like the poster from
[1143.34 --> 1152.14] last year is like all new super lt 4 gen blarber 41 drop on average like that's what here bring the
[1152.86 --> 1161.02] bring the thing up no don't they want to see this well it's not like a chart it's just like embedded in
[1161.02 --> 1168.70] text i saw i saw a screenshot of like the new is that what it is of the new um like speeds and
[1168.70 --> 1173.42] they're like ridiculous it's like you sign up for our lowest tier and get like 10 megabits per second
[1174.30 --> 1182.06] oh my goodness well hmm hmm well hold on let me personally answer this uh hmm so this is why you don't
[1182.06 --> 1187.82] bring up the things i'm gonna say no just because it takes less cognitive load there we go i'm okay i'm
[1187.82 --> 1192.46] really sorry that i said anything see that's a big mistake this is bad this isn't even the thing
[1192.46 --> 1197.18] at all you don't want to look at this here's some stock photos she's like huh is that slower or faster
[1197.18 --> 1200.70] anyway the good thing about this is i hate when there's things in your life that are like
[1201.58 --> 1207.42] oh yeah that's what it says but day to day you don't get those speeds like oh you're so naive you
[1207.42 --> 1212.22] haven't you haven't learned the ropes that right even though it says 17 you're never gonna get that no
[1212.22 --> 1216.94] one gets that i hate that i hate that stuff see but like this is what i'm confused about because here in
[1216.94 --> 1225.10] canada i signed up for a 30 well now i have 80 but when i said well okay so i have 88 megabits per
[1225.10 --> 1232.78] second down okay it's nothing fancy but like when i do a speed test if i don't get 76 at least i'm like
[1233.34 --> 1238.46] what the heck is going on so how do these people like advertise hey you can get 50 and they're really
[1238.46 --> 1244.62] getting like 12 how is that okay yes that's what because there's a little asterisk beside it that
[1244.62 --> 1249.74] says like during the deadest times it's like your miles per gallon on a highway with the wind at your
[1249.74 --> 1259.50] back it's like if no one else is online and you've got a pure platinum cable yeah hard lined in you'll
[1259.50 --> 1268.30] be good just the straightest cable uh is this still cable if it's not flexible i don't know i don't know
[1268.30 --> 1274.70] i don't know how those i don't know technology man man all right so they were all but the deal is that
[1274.70 --> 1281.50] they were paying for that speed but now they do they pay less now because no no no well the thing is
[1281.50 --> 1286.94] it's all relative anyway because it's all just based on the competition there's also different providers